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Today's member is also energetic
I did it
Cute
So, what kind of project is it? Please tell us, Kazuka-san
Today's project is
Gather! Natural Forest of Ponkotsu
Welcome!
Yes, in variety shows, natural characters who are not farmed are reported
That's why!
This time, we will listen to the members' natural episodes,
choose the real natural person, the most variable natural person,
and sell it on an outdoor show
By the way, who are the members who were called to the studio this time?
We conducted a survey of all the members who think they are natural
So, we have the natural best eleven selected in the top
Thank you very much
That one
That member is...
No, no, no
That member is...
This is calculation, isn't it?
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
In fact, these six people have gathered as a translation and insurance if the conversation with the natural person did not work out.
Now, everyone of the watchdog team!
Looking at the faces of these best eleven, how do you feel?
After all, you have chosen a good member.
- A convincing member. - A stable woman.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and the sponsors you see here.
- That's right. - Yeah, it's good.
- I definitely think you're one of them! - No, you're definitely one of them!
- You're definitely one of them! - No, you're definitely one of them!
- But naturally, you think you're one of them, don't you, natural person? - Oh, I see.
- You're not aware of it. - Yes, yes, yes.
- That's true. It's realistic. It's good. - Why is that?
- Marimoto-san, do you think Ushio-san is one of them? - Eh, well...
- There's someone behind me, and I'm relieved that I won't be chosen for sure. - No, no, no!
- But Marimoto is a natural person, or rather a criminal. - No, no, no!
- Eh, why, why? Why did you keep it a secret? - No, no, no!
- Please keep it a secret. - A secret?
Unfortunately, it's impossible for us to keep it a secret, so let's move on to our natural episode talk!
By the way, this time, we'll be developing our talk based on information we've gathered about best 11 natural people!
Well then, welcome to our first natural episode!
- First and foremost, this is our first episode! - Yes, it's me!
- Yes, we've gathered information from sushi. - Yes.
- I, um... my second generation, Kaa and Hina, and... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Um, they're not here today, but... - Yes.
- The two of them bought matching clothes. - Yes.
- And the clothes they bought were from Gyan... - Yes.
- They wore this kind of jagged... - Ah, jagged, right?
- They wore this kind of jagged, orange with black stripes... - Yes, yes, yes.
- ...trainer on the day of their live rehearsal. - Yes.
- And when I looked closely... - Yes.
- I looked closely... - Yes.
- ...they were wearing Charlie Brown's clothes... - Yes.
- ...as if saying "I'm Zion." - Yes.
- It's an episode where they were wearing it together. - Yes.
- Yes.
- No matter how you look at it, it's Charlie Brown. - That's true.
- Yes. - Yes.
- It's not Zion. - It's not Zion.
- Yes. - Yes.
- You notice it when you buy it, right? - Yes.
- I think it should be written on it... - I like it.
- ...but neither I nor Nibu noticed it. - Yes.
- But I ordered it in Nibu's cell phone. - Yes.
- So... - Yes.
- Either way, Nibu... - Yes.
- ...ordered it for me. - Yes.
- Yes.
- It's totally different. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes. - Wow, it's not Zion.
- Did you properly look at Zion's material, Kata - san? - I didn't look at it.
- So you bought it based on your imagination? - Yes.
- But I searched for "Zion" and bought it. - What?
- It arrived and I noticed it when I opened it. - Yes.
- It said "Charlie Brown" on it. - It wasn't Zion at all.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Do you have any other natural episodes, Kata - san?
- I was really surprised... - Yes.
- ...when I ate it. - Yes.
- I ate the corn snack that I opened... - Yes, yes, yes.
- ...and put it in my pocket. - Yes.
- You're a smart woman. - Yes.
- But it's not poison, right? It's dirty. - Yes.
- So... - It's not poison.
- I'm the type of person who can eat anything. - Yes.
- So it's good for me. - I see, I see.
- Yes. - Do you have anything else?
- Well, Kata... - Yes.
- ...always wears different socks. - What?
- What do you mean? - Yes.
- I've only seen one pair of them together. - What?
- What do you mean you don't look at them?
- Black socks are similar, aren't they? - Yes.
- There are lines or nothing. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But you don't know much about it. - Yes.
- So... - Yes.
- I notice it when I wear it. "Ah, it's different."
- Yes, yes, yes. - But it's annoying to go back and wear it again...
- ...or find the same one again. - Yes, yes, yes.
- So I wear it as it is. - I see, I see.
- Does that mean it's almost wrong? - No, it's not wrong at all.
- I've seen you wear something completely different. - Something different in color?
- Red and white. - No, no, no.
- How can you make a mistake in red and white? You can't do it unless you try.
- But I don't do it like this. I don't make it one set. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I don't like this rubber band stretching out... - Yes, yes, yes.
- ...so I put it all in one set. - Yes, yes, yes.
- So I have to find the same one. - Yes, yes, yes.
- So I wear socks at the end... - Yes.
- ...before I go out of the house. - Yes.
- So... - Yes, yes, yes.
- I look for it, but if I don't have time, I can't find it... - Yes, yes, yes.
- ...so I don't do it like that.
- You don't have time, so you make mistakes in red and white.
- Ah, this is bad. - Yes.
- Is there anything else? - Yes.
- Yes, Ms. Kageyama. - Maybe it's because...
- ...it's been ten years since I wore a kata... - Yes.
- ...so it looks transparent to people... - Yes.
- Even in convenience stores... - Yes.
- ...geniuses tend to be licked a little. - I see.
- When I order a bento... - Yes.
- ...they often don't give me spoons or forks. - I see.
- I always wonder why. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Do you say it properly if you don't get it? - No, I don't say it.
- You can't say it? - Yes.
- But you notice it after you go home.
- "Ah, I didn't go in today either." - I see.
- Ms. Kawata, you're nice and natural. - You're nicer than me.
- What? Who do you think it is? - It's Haruka - chan. - I haven't heard much about it yet.
- All four of us are newbies, and we go to make-up salons to say "nice to meet you" a lot.
- There's a make-up salon I go to all the time, and even though it was "nice to meet you" the other day,
- I was told that I dropped a bird poop three times in the make-up salon.
- It's funny how you say it. - Even though it was my first time.
- I thought "ah, I'm so natural." - You're natural.
- "Ah, I can't believe it." You thought while wearing different shoes, right? - I did.
- You wanted to talk about it. - I thought bird poop was good luck, and I wanted to share it with you.
- I can't say it myself, but... - Is there anything else you want to say, Toriyama-san?
- I have something to say about the make-up salon. - Oh, make-up salon.
- The make-up salon told me about water servers, and I was like "I like water servers like this."
- Then, all of a sudden, they asked me "is that a sewer?" - You don't know anything about it!
- Isn't "water server" and "sewer" synonyms? - It's a matter of knowledge.
- Can you explain what a water server is? - There's a water tank, and a paper cup.
- The right one is blue, and the left one is red. - What about a sewer?
- It's a water source that comes out of a sewer. - Wait a minute.
- You thought it was similar, right? - It's the same.
- It's the same as a water server? - Yes.
- That's scary. - Is there anything else, Yamashita-san?
- I heard this from Yamaguchi Haruyo-san. - Yes.
- She said we should go under "yamashita" in kanji. - What?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - What? I'm scared.
- She said we should go under "yamaguchi" in kanji.
- That's all I have to say. - Yes...
- What is this about reality? - Yes, it's my goal.
- How do you go under "yamaguchi" in kanji? - I don't know.
- It's like "rin", isn't it? - Are you making fun of me?
- That's a weird idea. - It's not a camera frame.
Their dream will come true one day, and Yamashita- san's scary episode will continue.
- Is there another natural episode of Yamashita - san? - Yes.
- The other day, I went to visit Yamashita-san's house. - Yes.
- Yamashita-san said she wanted to eat mochi, so she baked mochi in an oven toaster. - Yes.
- I thought it smelled like mochi, so I went to check it out. - Yes.
- The oven toaster had mochi on it. - Yes.
- It's dangerous, isn't it? Is it new? - It's new, isn't it? - No, you have to look at it properly.
- I think it had a net or something like that. - Oh, yes. - You used it without taking it off.
- Kawata will laugh with his nose, too. "Is there such a thing?" I thought, and took off my socks.
- Is there anything else, Ms. Yamashita? - Yes. At home in front of me, while holding a banana, I said, "This is a very good melon!"
- What's that? - It's a completely new MVT! - What's that? - No way! - Seriously? - It's true. I was really surprised.
- I didn't know what it meant, and I said, "Which one?" - You said, "This is a very good melon!" - I made a terrible mistake. - Wow, you had a punch.
- Is there anything else, Ms. Yamashita? - Yes. - Yes, Ms. Ikki. - Um... - Um... - Um... - Go for it! - You're kidding me!
- Um... Everything! Um... - I've never seen anything like it in a variety show! - Yes!
- Wow, I didn't know there was such a method! - Um... Let me talk. - Oh, no! I was going to do that! - I want to talk!
- Ms. Yamashita makes a lot of mistakes. - Yes. - The other day, when we were shooting for a magazine, she looked at my clothes and said,
"A stripe on a stripe is a stripe." - What kind of personality is that? - And who is playing with who?
- You said "stripe" first, right? - Oh, I did. I made a mistake. A stripe is a stripe. - Oh, you noticed it now? - Yes, um... - There was a time lag, though.
Nice fight.
Are you okay now?
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay. Nice fight.
This is like underground martial arts.
It's good.
It's perfect.
Are there any other wrong episodes?
Yes.
Ushio-san, are there any wrong episodes?
I have a story about that.
When we were performing,
we talked about it for the first time.
When I thought it was a parka,
it was a raincoat!
It's totally different.
That's amazing.
It was our first conversation.
It was shocking.
What did you want to say to Ushio-san?
Miyata-san gave me a parka...
Not parka, but raincoat.
I was so happy.
I wanted to appeal to him.
So you said it all of a sudden.
He said it while wearing other goods.
I respect Morimoto-san for that.
What?
Where?
Morimoto-san was wearing a parka.
I thought I should respect him, too.
So we wore parkas together.
I see.
So you wore parkas together.
Yes, we did.
Well...
I'll do my best not to do that again.
That's good.
Kishi-kun is amazing.
He's a genius.
Is there any mistake episode?
Yes.
It's about Shogenji, who is not here.
We had lessons
for 4th graders for 2 days in a row.
We had different lessons
for 1st and 2nd graders.
On the 2nd day of lessons,
Shogenji made a mistake
in the lesson room for the first day.
He was late.
That's all.
It ended suddenly.
It was like a cliff.
I was like "oh my god"!
Amazing! There is a new term for variety.
It's scary.
Is it about you?
What's wrong?
I'm sorry!
Kishi made a mistake in the rehearsal.
I made a mistake?
A lot of things happened.
Kishi and Yamashita are in a state of "punch- drunk".
Please rest your head for a while.
Are there any other people who make a lot of mistakes?
Yes.
Konishi also makes a lot of mistakes.
When I was eating chocolate next to him,
he said "sour and delicious".
I thought it was wrong.
When I said "no, it's right",
he said "no, it's wrong".
I was surprised.
I want you to do a food report.
You may make a lot of mistakes.
You may say "bitter and fragrant".
Are there any other natural members who make mistakes?
Yamashita.
Morimoto.
He wrote it in his blog.
When I went to a flower shop,
where did you go?
Are you serious?
Don't go outside!
You went to a flower shop, didn't you?
I went to a shaved ice shop.
I can't do it anymore.
I wanted you to say it smoothly.
You went to a flower shop and a shaved ice shop by mistake.
What do you mean, Morimoto?
When I went to a shop,
only flowers were lined up.
I thought I could say "shaved ice" for now.
What? Not yet?
I haven't shaved yet, but I can say it now.
You went to a flower shop, didn't you?
Isn't the flower shop already scattered?
I was surprised.
The clerk was very kind and told me to take it easy,
so I was happy,
but I can't find the menu all the time.
I think the interior is gorgeous.
That's right.
It's the latest way to eat while looking at the flowers.
I see.
Well, there is, recently, isn't it?
So I made a little mistake.
Anyway, it's finally here.
After this, for the boring episodes of "natural legends",
all members will appear!
Is there anything from the viewer?
- Yes. - Yes, Kosaka-san.
- It's about Miyachi. - Yes.
When we were talking, she told me that she met a stray cat.
She told me about it in a photo.
That photo was taken from a very far away place.
I took it as a group.
I thought it was Miyachi-like and cute.
I said "it's cute", but I got a little closer and thought "should I take it or not?".
Well, well, well.
I think she got drunk with it.
This cat is funny.
You can't get close to a cat like this.
The cat was sleeping and having fun.
I thought it would be a shame if I disturbed it.
I was watching it from a little far away.
I see, I see.
It's a consideration for cats.
I see.
Where did you see it? Kageyama-san.
- It's Ushio-san. - Ushio-san.
I often go out for a meal with Ushio and go home by train.
At the station's platform, Ushio said "what will come next?".
I said "no, this is the station's platform, so as far as I know, it's probably a train".
Then Ushio said "I see, Kageyama, you're wrong".
- You're wrong. - You're wrong.
She said "I think it's a train other than me".
No, no, no.
Do you feel a possibility that something other than a train will come?
No, I don't.
I really want you to know this.
The cat was sleeping and having fun.
What will come next? A station's platform? A break? A romance car?
Something like that.
But it's Yamanote Line.
- It's not Yamanote Line. - Oda-kyu also has a reason.
- The point hasn't changed from Shinjuku. - That's right.
When you said "it's a train", Kageyama said "I know that".
I thought "Kageyama, you're amazing".
What does that mean?
Even if it's not on the time table, I thought "will it be a station or a break next?", and I thought "is she aware of it?".
No, it's Yamanote Line.
Doesn't Yamanote Line have a break?
- It doesn't. - It doesn't.
- Basically, it's a station. - Really?
- I see. - It doesn't yet.
It's better to say "it doesn't yet".
Is there anything else you want us to see?
- Well, yes. - Yes, yes.
- About Ushio... - What? What? What?
- About Ushio... - Yes.
Ushio came to my house.
- Yes. - I called him and said, "It's a random number room."
- I sent him all the addresses and said, "It's here," and sent him. - Yes.
- I was waiting at home. - Yes, at home.
- Then, no matter where I went or stood, no one came. - I see.
- I thought, "I finally came," and I kept ringing the same room number as the apartment opposite. - I see.
- And not only once, but three or four times. - What?
- When I first rang the doorbell, my family asked me, "Who is it?" - I see.
- I said, "I don't think it's me," and hung up. - I see.
- But Ushio said it because I was playing around. - I see.
- I rang the doorbell again and said, "I really don't think it's you."
- "Gemi!" - Scary, scary, scary!
Scary! It's really scary when you think about it!
- I kept saying, "Gemi, open up!" at the entrance. - I see.
- I thought, "It's really not me," and when I looked at the name of the apartment, it was a different one. - I see.
- Then, I came to the one opposite me. - I see.
- So, if I made one mistake, it might have been really dangerous. - No, it's dangerous. It's dangerous.
- Yes, it was. I thought you were bullying me. - I see.
- So, I was like, "That's okay!" - I see.
- And since I was going home, I didn't want people to notice me, so I wore a deep hat. - I see.
- I was wearing a black... - That's really scary!
- Scary! - I was wearing a black hat, wearing a mask, and playing ping-pong. - I see.
- I wore a lot of sunblock. - I see.
- Then, at the end of the concert, I said, "No, it's really not me, so I think you should check it again." - No, it's scary!
- It's scary! - I hate it!
- I hate it the most when people who are dressed up like that are so excited! - I hate it!
- But, you know, you're amazing. - Yes.
- You have a punch power. - Punch power!
- You can punch someone with one punch! - Even though we have this kind of episode, I don't think it's natural.
- That's where you're strong. - That's where you're strong.
- I see. - You're strong, you're strong.
- I have a sense of tradition, but... - You're strong!
- You have a long history, don't you? - You're strong!
- You're strong!
- We're strong, aren't we? - That's right, that's right.
- We're strong! - We're strong!
- After this, we'll have a new generation of natural episodes in the studio! - That's right!
- That's great! - That's great!
- This program is brought to you by Sony Music and the following sponsors.
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ If God gave me a choice ♪
♪ And I could choose my own life ♪
♪ Would I be able to walk the right path? ♪
♪ I'm always ♪
♪ One choice girl ♪
♪ How many times have I thought about you? ♪
♪ It's a struggle for youth days ♪
♪ What are you doing now while riding a bicycle? ♪
♪ I only think about that ♪
♪ "Love is a bridge that brings you up" ♪
♪ That's what I was told ♪
♪ But I'm like a gunshot ♪
♪ I'm still being carried away by my passion ♪
♪ I wish I hadn't fallen in love ♪
♪ Falling in love, falling in love, it's painful ♪
♪ Everything, everything ♪
♪ I know it's my fault ♪
♪ If only I hadn't met you ♪
♪ I wouldn't have suffered like this ♪
♪ I have many feelings ♪
♪ But my answer is ♪
♪ One choice girl ♪
Try to be more honest
It was decided from the beginning
I wish I hadn't fallen in love
Falling in love, falling in love, everything becomes painful
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have suffered like this
There are many feelings, but the answer is "one choice love"
It's my story.
Welcome to the second half of "Mr. Natural"!
Again and again.
The studio is full of exciting new generation episodes!
A new star has appeared!
Who will get the MVP?
And today, 100 uploads have been successfully achieved!
For those of you who haven't seen it yet,
let's confirm it with the intention of knocking out 100 and make "one choice" go viral!