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Let's meet at Hinata hill
Sorry for keeping you waiting
"Let's meet at Hinata hill" has started
We are members of Hinata hill who are energetic today as well
Kasu-chan, shall we play?
Please
She nodded firmly
Kasu-chan, the atmosphere of the set is different from usual
What will you do today?
In commemoration of Toshiaki Kasuga's 44th birthday
Let's play with Kasu-chan!
What does it mean?
It's fast
Give me a reason
It's my birthday this year
I was told I can do whatever I like this year
Sometimes I want to go back to my childhood and have fun
In order to make Kasu-chan's dream come true,
members gathered in their school uniforms as they often see after school in the countryside
We are classmates
We don't use honorifics
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Is it a gift from your childhood or from your ability?
It's my childhood. I'm Kasuga's Kasu-chan
I see
You and Manami are best friends
I'm happy. Nice to meet you
In order for Kasu-chan to go back to her childhood and have fun,
we prepared nostalgic items from Showa
They're all Natchi's, right?
Yeah.
Famicase is also all Natchi's, right?
Famicase.
Shibuya...
Wow, Kunio-kun's Dodgeball was amazing!
Yeah!
It was amazing!
Both of them! Gladius too!
Gladius, yeah!
With Konami's command...
Yeah, yeah! Left, right, left, right, BA, right?
Left, right, left, right, BA, right?
You're talking about Konami a lot.
Wow!
There's a Super Zeus!
Oh!
And you know, the back...
Yeah.
It's a little...
Is it original?
It's not original.
It's an original one!
Wow!
It must be worth at least 10,000 yen.
Wow!
There's a little...
There's a little consideration.
Consideration?
Let's do it!
Yeah.
Do you know this?
No, we don't know.
You didn't have it at home?
We don't!
There's no way we have it!
What are you doing at home?!
If you didn't consider it, you wouldn't have anything to do at home!
It's a surprise!
Let's do it!
So you're playing against Kasu-chan, right?
What?!
That's right!
Let's do it!
Sorry, Maruhi!
Kasu-chan, help me!
Kasu-chan!
What?!
So, first up is Hinata-saka's fierce character, Katoshi, to challenge Kasu-chan!
I'd like to ask her about her motivation.
Katoshi, can you beat Kasu-chan?
I'm definitely going to win against Kasu-chan, so I'm not going to lose!
That's funny.
Why are you suddenly doing a Yoko Ishinowa impression?
Kasu-chan, what's your motivation like?
I don't need first-rate ones!
I need second-rate ones!
Hey! Young man! Don't be so cocky!
I'm a third-year elementary school student.
Young man, are you okay with the same age group setting?
I'm Katsu-chan's "bad brother".
"Bad brother"?
I'm the type of person who plays with his little brother's friends.
I'm not used to the same school.
Young man, I'm sorry.
Do you know how to do it?
Do I punch him?
I'm working with him.
That's amazing!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready! Fight!
Yes!
Katsu-chan's victory!
Katsu-chan!
Did you decide it so quickly?
I'm glad I hit him.
Katsu-chan is amazing!
Is there anyone who can beat Katsu-chan?
Katsu-chan!
Who is "bad man"?
"Bad man" is Morimoto, isn't it?
I had that image.
Katsu-chan, is it okay for you to compete with Morimoto?
I'm okay with Morimoto.
But I think it's okay for me to compete with all of you.
Let's have a battle.
Do you want to try it?
I can't do it.
The program will collapse.
Young man, you're good at such things.
Young man, you're watching a lot of variety shows.
You're so cool!
How will Katsu-chan fight against French-born Marie?
Katsu-chan!
"Bad man" is one of you, isn't it?
I'll do it.
Good.
Are you ready?
Ready! Fight!
Yes!
I'm losing.
OK. OK. OK.
Let's do it the other way.
OK. OK.
Suddenly, a blue flag is raised.
She wants to entrust everything to Hirao sensei, but...
Go for it!
Your hands are reversed.
Like this.
Like that?
No, like this, right?
Something is wrong.
Isn't it reversed?
Oh, I see.
OK, Hirao sensei.
Please say something.
I'll finish you in one shot.
In one shot?
Yes.
OK, let's do it.
Ready! Fight!
Hirao sensei won!
Is he strong?
I see.
But it's a good match.
I want to win.
Stop! Stop!
The additional time is too long.
The match was decided just now.
Why did you start suddenly?
Katsu-chan forgot that it was a TV show because she was too absorbed in it, but...
Hirao sensei, who won, will be rewarded with...
A peach face.
Katsu-chan likes peaches.
Katsu-chan's biggest enemy is peaches.
He's the son of Momo Doen.
No, I'm not.
Let's adjust the settings little by little.
Is that so?
Katsu-chan gave a peach face to his friends who played with him.
Let's move on to the next game Katsu-chan wants to play.
OK, Katsu-chan, what's next?
Let's get excited with an old TV game!
Have you ever played with a family computer before?
Yes, we have.
Oh, you have?
Yes!
Why?
I had one at home.
What?
I don't know why you're reacting like you're lying.
But you're not my generation, are you?
You're my mother's generation.
You had one at home.
What games have you played before?
Mario.
Nintendo.
That's right.
It's an old game.
So, Katsu-chan, what are you going to do?
Well, I'm not going to use a controller this time.
What I'm going to do is this.
It's "Family Trainer"'s running stadium.
It's nostalgic.
You use this mat.
It's nostalgic.
It wasn't there before.
It's nostalgic.
I can't get enough of it.
The Famitrainer, which was a big hit with Wii and Nintendo Switch recently,
was originally a Famicom version released in 1986.
At the time, using a dedicated mat, stepping or jumping to manipulate characters was a super exciting and...
It's a nostalgic game that will stay with you for generations to come!
- Ogura-kun had it. - Ogura-kun!
- Ogura-kun used to play it a lot, but it was so... - It's so fun!
- Your mouth would shake like... - You have to say it or you won't be able to do it.
- It's so exciting! - It's so exciting!
- I used to get scolded for it all the time! - But at my house, there was this thing called "Tokyo Friendly Park".
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- I connected it to the TV and played it like this. - Huh?!
- Isn't that only available in England? - Japan! Japan! Japan!
- What do you do? - First of all...
- Yes? - 110m hurdles!
- Who will you compete against? - Yeah.
- You're a fast runner, aren't you? - Yeah, you're right.
- Since you did it earlier... - Since I lost earlier, I'm definitely going to win!
- Oh, you're going to do it? - Yeah!
- Then, let's do a quick revenge match, shall we?
- First of all, in order to do the match, Katsu - chan has prepared a cassette herself!
- It's a traditional ceremony, isn't it? - I have to do "foo foo".
- It's too nostalgic. - At the same time...
- "Zap!" - It's diagonal, right?
- It's diagonal, right?
- Switch... - On!
- It was on! - Thank you for running, Katsu-chan!
- Did you use the microphone for the connection? - I did.
- You used it, didn't you? - I did.
- You have a microphone!
- Even though Katsu-chan showed her good looks to the girls...
- The 110m hurdles match will finally begin!
- It's starting! - It's starting!
- You're disqualified for flying three times! - Okay!
- Huh? When did it start?
- It's flying! It's flying!
- Katsu-chan is fast!
- It's super fast! - Katsu-chan is fast!
- Oh no! - If you get caught, you can't move!
- Which one is it? Isn't it a good match? Isn't it a good match?
- Which one wins? Which one wins? - Katsu-chan wins!
- Katsu-chan is fast! - Katsu-chan is fast!
- Katsu-chan is frustrating! - It's frustrating that Katsu-chan and I are in this race!
Katsu-chan, is there anyone who can beat you?
Paru looks like she can do it.
Yamaguchi, who is confident in classification, will she be able to overcome Katsu's wall?
Is it already starting?
Five shot time.
Katsu-chan is fast.
Katsu-chan, you can do it!
Paru, a little more forward.
Is it like this?
You can do it!
Katsu-chan, you're fast.
You're too fast.
Katsu-chan doesn't give up even against good opponents.
Here, four-dimensional self-proclaimed entertainer Fujishima will challenge.
In fact, Fujishima is a talented person who created a 50m hurdle that became a phantom.
Isn't blue strong? It's fun, isn't it?
No, it doesn't matter, this is.
Shall we change it a little?
Oh, but I don't care.
Thank you very much.
I can't use it as much as I want.
Suspicious.
Oh, well, I'll buy this red one, too.
Well, let's go.
Oh, it hasn't started yet.
There you go, in the corner.
Go a little higher.
There you go.
You did it.
Jump, jump.
Jump, nice!
Katsu-chan's jump ability is amazing.
Just a little further.
You can stand on it.
Yes, good!
Blue team wins!
Fujii team wins!
I think blue team is stronger.
It's not Matt's reaction.
It's because I'm in third place.
Because I'm in third place.
It seems that Katsu-chan's energy and physical strength are close to the limit.
Next, they will try to jump three steps one by one.
Jumping three steps...
It's a member who seems to be able to do it.
Then, let's go to Kawata.
Can she do it?
You know the triple jump, don't you?
Right, right, left...
I don't know.
You don't know?
Right, right, left, both feet.
Left, left, right, both feet.
I see. I got it.
It seems like she somehow understood it, so let's go for now!
It's in the middle, right? Six and seven.
Can I run?
Run...
Hurry up, hurry up, you're too fast.
The rubber band is still coming.
The rubber band is coming.
Run, run, run!
The rubber band is coming.
It's coming. Run!
Run, run, run!
Ah, it's over!
You're disqualified.
Ah, this is difficult.
It's difficult.
This competition is as difficult as Speranker.
So, let's try it one more time!
This time for sure, she'll fly!
You can do it, you can do it, you can do it.
It's coming, the line is coming!
Run!
She's trying it with both feet.
You can't do it with one foot.
As a result, she'll show her own example.
As expected.
It's stable.
It doesn't react to anything.
What?
Even for Kasu-chan, who is proud of her physical strength, it seems difficult.
So, let's leave the three-step jump strategy for the future.
So, Kasu-chan, what's next?
Let's get excited with the manga of those days!
At Kasu-chan's birthday festival four years ago,
I've been watching "Kinnikuman" for four years now.
But there are still manga that I like, not only "Kinnikuman".
Here it is! "Sword of the North Star"!
Let's listen to it.
All right!
It reminds me of "Coronamine Owzer" (Japanese TV program)
Even now, "Jump Comics" is still at home.
I've never read it and it's not here, right?
It's not here?
Ah, you don't know it, either?
No, but it's probably like "a current runs through my fist".
In "Sword of the North Star", Kasu-chan is in love with it.
In this battle, she will tell her friends what she really want to tell them.
First of all, here it is!
Wow!
It's filled with holes.
What kind of safe do you think it is?
You've heard of it, haven't you?
It's like you've seen an old man comedian say it on TV.
Okay, Nibu.
My whole life.
My life without love for the rest of my life.
Oh, it's the same.
Me, too!
But it's not that far away.
That's not what it means.
It's where Raoh goes back to heaven.
He goes back to heaven.
The first qualification is "my life."
My life?
Okay, Morimoto.
My life without the human world.
It's not about human world.
The answer is...
My life without the pen queen.
That's right.
Please remember this.
I got it.
If you say this in a competition on "Ojisan mc" show,
I think you will laugh.
My life without the pen queen.
Please say "dong!"
Next one is...
I'm not qualified to be petted by you guys.
I'm not qualified to be punched by you guys.
No, it's not.
"Lu" is catchy, but it's not.
"I'm not qualified to be called "hero" by you guys."
Cool!
It's long.
It's long, but it's not bad.
I'm not qualified to be tied up by you guys.
If you tie her up, she will never be tied up again.
I'm not qualified to be petted by you guys.
I'm not qualified to live today by you guys.
That's right!
I'm happy!
Great! Here you go, Momoka!
I'm happy!
Momoka is Momoe's twin sister, isn't she?
She's not Momoe's twin sister.
Let's move on to the next question.
This one is famous.
Here you go, Katoshi!
Hi... hi... puri...
Hi puri doba!
You can't miss this chance!
Bari bari bari...
She's not Ms. Kosugi!
It's two letters.
Hi... hi... maru...
It's three letters in total, right?
Hi... hi... paru...
Buri buri buri...
Hi fuga...
You can't miss this chance!
Hi fuga...
All right, Ms. Kosugi.
Let's move on to the correct answer.
Po po... hi... hidebu...
In other words...
No, it's not.
That's it.
After that...
Hidebu doba...
What does "hidebu" mean?
It's a Japanese word, isn't it?
That's right.
It's a shouting word.
It's a popular word in elementary school.
Yes, "hidebu" and "abesu"...
We have to use it.
Ketsubatto doba...
When you say it...
Hidebu doba...
When you say it...
It's a little funny, Mr. Uji.
This is good.
So, will the shouting we learned today...
be effective in reaction checks for shooting plans someday?
Please look forward to it!
Let's move on to the next game!
Let's play with sliding!
What kind of play is it?
At that time, people often wore jerseys up and down.
And jersey pants slip a lot in the corridor when sliding.
It was fun and I often did it.
In addition to the elements of bowling, let's compete for the number of pins you knocked down with sliding.
However, if you slide in just before the pin, anyone can get a strike.
This time, we will slide from the crossing line and aim for a strike!
Who will do it first?
I haven't done it much, sliding.
Marimoto, why did you raise your hand?
I didn't raise my hand at all.
You are very motivated!
I'm going to say it!
If you say that much, I understand. Marimoto is the first one.
I'm going to say it!
Have you ever done sliding?
Oh, you've already prepared it!
It's a bit of a sloppy pattern!
I thought you'd stop me once.
Marimoto is a genius with a lot of motivation, but can he knock down many pins?
Then, it's Marimoto's challenge! Please!
I'm going to say it!
Oh, this number!
It didn't reach!
I shook it as much as I could...
That's too much!
I got a tube brake.
Morimoto, you got zero!
Top batter Morimoto!
With his genius stopping technique,
he has more memories than records!
Second place...
Let's go with Katsu-chan!
You're going to win with second place?!
I thought you were going to be last!
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
Fuji-shima, you want to do it, right?
I've become this old without being naughty...
I want to do it...
And you're going to say it here?!
Fuji-shima wants to open the door of naughtyness!
Let's go to a world we haven't seen yet!
Here I go!
Yes, please!
It didn't reach!
With zero...
Please stop!
It didn't reach!
Even with that momentum, it's no good...
You might have to try harder...
Third place...
Let's go with Katsu-chan!
Katsu-chan?!
I used to do it a lot when I was in junior high school.
Because you were playing baseball...
You were doing it in the hallway, too?
I was doing it in the gymnasium.
Then you should do it in the gymnasium, too!
Leave it to me!
Yamaguchi, who grew up playing with Katsu-chan...
What kind of naughty sliding will he show us?!
Now, it's Par's turn.
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes, please!
Seven of them fell down!
Yes!
Oh, they reached the top!
I see, I see!
If you hit the top one, you might be able to do it, right?
Finally, Yamaguchi, who is an experienced person, set a record of seven and saved the project from falling down, but...
Will Yamashita, who is a former company employee, be able to ride this flow?
I used to work for a company, but...
I used to work for a team.
I used to work as a team leader.
I see.
You haven't tried sliding in baseball, have you?
It's my first time.
Well, let's go! Let's break the shell!
Please!
In the previous sports project, Yamashita showed unexpected weird movements.
What will happen next?
Well, Yamashita-san.
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
Go for it!
What?
Go for it!
What?
Do you want me to slide with my butt?
Yes, I'd like you to slide with your butt.
I see.
I want you to hold my butt.
That's what Yamashita-san said in the video.
So far, four people have tried it and Yamaguchi has set a record of seven.
Here we go.
Can you do it in pants?
No, I can't do it in pants.
It's dangerous.
My knees get slippery.
So you'd better wear gym clothes.
Yes, I'd like you to wear something like "Star Wars" and "Wosperius George".
Thank you very much.
Please take off your jeans for me.
I can't do it in jeans.
It's okay, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
Look, it's okay.
Look, it's totally okay.
No, I can't do it in jeans.
Can you do it in "Onigawara" style?
Shall we do it?
"Onigawara" style?
What are you doing?
I can see you.
I'd like to deeply apologize for some of the unpleasant videos that were played.
Roll up your sleeves.
It's too much.
Are you okay?
Do you have a can of peach in your pants?
No, I don't.
Why do you put a can of peach in the middle of your pants and do a challenge?
You know, "Hantama" style.
Will Katsu-chan, who is suspected of being a thief, take the top from Yamaguchi?
She looks like an elementary school student.
It looks like a jewel is going to get caught.
They are wearing a gown.
This is not what I expected.
She looks like an elementary school student who is riding at high speed.
However, her normal running style is totally different and she does not slip at all.
She almost fainted with gold in her hand.
The winner of the race is the mischievous girl Haruyo.
And the start of Morikatsu's comeback.
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