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Sorry for keeping you waiting!
It's begun, let's meet at Hinatazaka!
Today as well, we have an energetic Hinatazaka member!
Let's start our first New Year's plan!
To celebrate winning first place in the 2022 TV show appearance ranking,
let's eat sushi and enjoy the New Year's party!
Look at this, it's so big.
It's so big.
It's a sign.
It's a Japanese monitor, isn't it?
It's an M-data.
It's M-data 3rd and 1st.
No, it's not.
Everyone, please only look at M-data 3rd.
That's what we were aiming for.
M-data 3rd is good, isn't it?
Please say it's M-data 3rd.
It's not good for a designer company to say that.
1st place is 1st place.
If the captain says it, please say it again.
M-data 2022.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and our sponsors.
To celebrate winning first place in the TV show appearance ranking,
let's eat sushi and enjoy the New Year's party!
Looking back, 2022 was a great year.
Besides Kasuga, other members also played a big role.
Kigan's Tokyo Dome Live and Yonkisei also joined.
Also, in Qatar World Cup, Kageyama played a big role.
So, for the first time in 2023, let's eat sushi and enjoy the New Year's party!
Here you are.
It's coming in more and more.
Here it is! Let's eat it all!
Real sushi!
What is this?
What kind of order is it?
Wow!
Yes, in fact, according to a certain standard within the program, the amount of sushi that can be eaten is decided.
It's not much.
Wow!
It's a lot of sushi!
How much is it?
One egg.
Here you are, everyone.
Here you are.
I'm sure some of you have brought sushi, but we don't eat what we don't work for,
so we're giving you a number according to your performance in the previous year.
Wow!
It was very difficult for the staff to show the number of people's efforts and performance,
so we decided to use the number of Cha-Cha-Coins obtained.
They wanted to show off to all of the members, but last year's Cha-Cha-Coins were still unavailable.
So...
This time, it's a package to provide sushi to those who own coins.
Well, everyone, let's eat it!
Let's eat it!
It's delicious!
Let's eat it!
Wow!
I'm going to eat sushi!
Are you going to eat it, Konoka Matsuda?
I'm going to eat it!
Please eat it!
It's your New Year's Day!
But it's fun to eat sushi with everyone like this!
What's wrong?
There should have been Konoka Matsuda next door...
Oh!
Konoka Matsuda, who was carrying the Cha-Cha- Coins, worked in an underground kingdom in Hinai...
Oh!
Ms Matsuda!
Oh, yes!
Do you work properly?
I do work, but it's too cramped and cold.
When can I get out of here?
Oh, you want me to work for you for 100,000 yen?
I'm in trouble!
I'm begging you!
Apart from the tableware, there is also a dice here.
What is it?
You have to find a guy named Ootsuki and if you find him, you can have a match.
I'll tell you where he is.
Be careful.
Where is he?
You'd better use that dice.
If it's Ootsuki's dice, which one does it belong to?
Anyway, when you've finished washing all the tableware, please go back to the studio.
Now, let's relax and start with the usual "that" project.
In 2023, it's the fortune-telling ranking!
The fortune-telling ranking is held every year, and this year, love-sensei told me about it.
Speaking of love-sensei...
Tears are the age of weapons.
Tears.
Hey, it's not Matsuda-kun.
I'm moved by sports.
Kageyama had predicted World Cup uniform early on, but...
Isn't love-sensei here today?
It's like I've become quite a fan of Hinata- saga.
If anything happens...
Ah, it's not good.
I didn't invite you.
That's true.
Due to time constraints, only the top three will be announced this year,
but for the members who were lucky enough to be ranked in, there will be additional rewards!
Sometimes you say you're a "lucky girl", don't you?
Yes.
I got in a lucky taxi twice, which is said to only have seven cars in Tokyo.
Wow!
That's amazing!
I didn't know there was such a ranger!
Yes.
How about you, Mibu?
I got an album with autographs and messages from Aimyon-san, who I love so much!
I was super lucky, but...
I couldn't go out to Music Station...
I couldn't perform with Aimyon-san...
So I performed at home, crying my eyes out!
Wow!
For you, Mibu-chan, I prepared this!
What is it?
Aimyon-san!
No matter how many times I see this picture, I can feel her effort!
Aimyon-san!
Now, let's announce the third place in this year's lucky ranking!
Now, I'll announce it!
Yes!
In 2023, the woman who's riding it is...
It's not a woman!
It's this person!
Hinano Kamenuma!
Wow!
Thank you!
Once in 12 years of good luck!
It's not bad luck!
If you're not good at something, you don't have to work hard.
Let's devote yourself to only what you want to do.
She seems like she's in first place in something.
Yabu's fortune-telling is amazing.
It's a fortune-telling board that says "she seems like she's in first place in something".
Now, I'll announce the second place in this year's lucky ranking!
Rindon Matsuda!
Wow!
Thank you!
She's working hard.
Yes!
Shall we connect them?
Yes!
Matsuda-san!
Wow!
Matsuda-san, you're in the frame!
Matsuda-san!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You're in the frame!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I think you noticed it.
Huh? I noticed it?
Wow, you're raising your arms!
Even though I noticed it?
Matsuda-san!
She's loved by everyone and her luck in popularity increases!
With rhythm-based games and prank projects,
her reactions become a topic of conversation,
she gets more jobs,
and she's well-known for being good at wiping faces!
She's meticulous!
How about a prank?
I might notice it.
Don't be cheeky!
That's right.
You'll definitely notice it, Hinata-san!
There's no way I'd notice it on TV!
You'll definitely notice it when you forget about it!
Yes!
This year, a prank for members including Matsuda will be held somewhere!
For now, Matsuda's sushi will be delivered to an underground labor facility!
Finally, the first place in the fortune ranking will be announced!
Who will it be?!
It's this person!
It's Kageyama-san!
Kageyama-san! Kageyama-san!
Isn't it love-sensei's favorite order?
What's with you?
Love-sensei said that from the abundance of tactics and high analysis skills,
he is expected to be a director of the entertainment world!
And Kageyama-daga is also expected to start his show in Kanmuri!
Since he's absent from work today,
here's a chance!
Yay!
She's here!
To grab a chance of Kageyama-kuzai,
we'll draw a random lottery ticket to find out where the sushi is!
Well then, let's go!
Wow! There's a lot in there!
There's a lot in there for everyone!
I don't know!
The lucky girl who got sushi is this person!
And…
It's Hirao-sensei!
Why me?
Which number would you like?
Let go of me!
Then I'll go for the "moon damage" number!
"Moon damage"!?
What's "moon damage"!?
I've never heard of "moon damage" before!
Can I go for the same number?
Oh! There's an order that's a little too unique, but…
From now on, let's take a look at the fortune- telling results of those who made it into the top 3, but missed out on some of them.
- Yamashita-san! - Yes!
Bungees, screaming machines and punishment games give you power, don't they?
- Do you feel like you're good at them or you want to try them? - Yes!
- Oh, you do? - Yes!
It seems like you'd like to try them, so if you get a chance like this…
Oh, it seems like it!
I'd love to! I'd love to!
- Right? - Yes!
- Ushio-san! - Yes!
Let's say there's a circle on your kimono…
Oh!
Let's say you're doing a location that suits "Zashikiwarashi"…
- Oh! - Oh!
- I can't believe it! - I can't believe it!
Maybe it's "Tamakita" or something like that…
It's an old TV show, you know!
Last year, I was told I looked like "Zashikiwarashi" too, but…
- It wasn't about Paru, was it? - No, it wasn't!
- It wasn't about Paru, was it? - It wasn't about Paru, was it?
- You looked like Paru, didn't you? - That's right!
- I've always been with Paru. - Right?
- You looked like Paru, didn't you? - That's right!
- I'm glad it wasn't about Paru. - I'm glad it wasn't about Paru.
- Fujishima-san! - Yes!
- If you make your cheeks bigger, it's lucky. - Yes!
- If you're in trouble, just try it! - It's just my cheek hurts!
- I know you're just an elder, but… - My cheek hurts!
- Um… Kanemura-san! - I'm Kanemura.
- Kanemura-san! - Yes!
- If you're in trouble talking, just do a fighting pose! - Fight!
- I do that all the time! - Isn't he a shy person?
- Sometimes, doing "shadow boxing" is effective! - Isn't he a shy person?
No, I don't want to do it.
Well, Kata-san.
Yes.
I don't like it.
When you are connected with the universe.
Well, there was such a thing.
As usual, love-sensei's fortune-telling has begun to jump out, so I will announce it like this.
Let's move on to the second segment of "Relaxing New Year's Party"!
"Relaxing New Year's Talk"!
Looking back, there were a little more tricky projects last year.
So, sometimes we relax with super personal news!
If young people say "I like it", we will increase the number of additions.
If you have an episode, please tell me!
Tomita-san!
Yes!
In 2018 or so, we did "Imagination Future History", didn't we?
Yes, we did.
What I wrote there has come true!
What?!
Yes!
What do you mean?
I am doing a commercial for the capital city now, for renewal.
There, my dream of becoming an image character of the highway has come true!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Yes! In fact, it has been four and a half years since I went back!
The highway has come true!
That's not true!
Although the timing was a little off, the dream I had at the time has come true!
By the way, here is the video!
The capital city highway has been renewed!
The high-speed highway over the Tamagawa River, which is getting older and older, has been reborn!
Next year, we will stop the Taneda Line from running!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Amazing!
Thank you very much!
I didn't know that people here knew about you.
I think they heard me talking about high speed roads a lot of times in programs.
And my dream came true.
I see. This is one of them.
Oh!
Thank you very much!
Now, if you have any personal news, please share it with us!
OK, Ms. Hirao.
Yes! Recently, I bought a moving mirror that I had to assemble.
But I threw away all the screws.
Why?
Why did you do that?
Then you can't assemble it, can you?
That's right. So I just left it as it is.
Why did you throw it away?
It was a screw that was attached to a cardboard box, so I threw away the whole cardboard box.
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Amazing!
Now, if you have any personal news, please share it with us!
Yes!
Now, Ms. Shougenji!
I've been thinking about how far I could go without an air conditioner for a year since I was little.
Great!
In 2022, I also thought about how far I could go without an air conditioner.
I studied while eating the meat roll rice ball that my mother made for me with the window wide open.
And the next day, I had a school trip for four nights and five days.
I left it as it is and went to Kobe for a large number of flights.
Great!
Shougenji has a little bit of a garbage shop style, doesn't it?
What do you think of Shougenji? Isn't it rough?
Please be careful in the future!
Now, if you have any episodes, please share them with us!
Yes!
Ms. Kamimura!
There was a live tour called "HAPPY SMILE TOUR 2022".
At that time, I went on stage with my socks rolled up like donuts.
Oh, you had to stretch it!
That's right! I rolled up where I had to stretch it.
I rolled up where I had to stretch it.
Now, please show us the evidence video of that time!
Can you see it?
Can you see it's rounded?
Yes, I can see it!
It's very rounded!
Oh, it stands out!
It's a shame to leave it like this.
What is this?
It's a shame to leave it like this.
I'm sorry!
You should have said it when you were talking.
Oh, I remembered!
Oh, you remembered!
I see.
Everyone is doing their best in their performance.
You noticed it there, didn't you?
Who was it?
The two of you.
That's right.
Was it you?
It was me.
Yes.
It's really funny when you notice it.
Thank you very much.
Oh!
It was really funny.
The two of you were Hina and Kumi.
It was a big hit, really.
Didn't Kamimura's fans say it?
Didn't they say it?
No one told me about it.
They didn't say it.
Next, Marimoto!
Yes, it's me.
It's me.
Hey, why is it you?
It's me!
Hey, I know it.
It's me.
It's my first time experiencing baseball.
That's good.
That's right, it's my first time experiencing baseball.
There is something called "front and back", isn't there?
I was ignorant about baseball.
I thought that the home base was related to the front and back.
When the home base turned over, you scored one point.
I learned it.
What is that?
I thought it was such a rule.
I went to see the contact lens.
You took it?
Yes, I did.
So you can see it well?
Yes.
You didn't know the rule at all, did you?
I really didn't know it.
That's right.
Since I joined Kinata Zaka, I've never participated in a baseball project.
What?
That's right.
I don't plan to participate in any more.
If you say you'll participate, we'll do it!
You'll definitely participate.
Anyway, a big rookie has joined this year.
So we'll put a baseball project in at some point!
If you have an episode...
Yes!
Then, Kosaka-san!
Yes.
I...
What?
That's not fair!
After hearing that episode...
I'll never participate again.
I want you to do it!
I don't know if that dream will come true or not, but let's first hear from Kosaka-san.
During the 2022 tour...
Yes.
I took a lot of pictures with various members...
Yes.
Basically...
I see.
Since Morimoto joined us, it seems like we've never taken a picture together.
He said we should definitely take a picture.
When we all took pictures on the first day of Yoyogi Park,
I was told to take a picture of the fourth generation.
At that time, I thought, "I haven't been told to take a picture of Morimoto."
I said, "Yes, I actually took a picture of the fourth generation with Morimoto."
Three years later, I still haven't taken a picture of him.
I'm about to collapse from my knees.
You haven't been able to say anything about Morimoto yet, have you?
That's right. I haven't been able to say anything about him for three years.
Recently, I finally talked about my worries.
I talked about not being able to take a picture of him.
That's where the fourth generation went all out, didn't it?
Please take a picture of me.
Now, for those of you who have an episode!
Manafi!
Oh! I like you! I like you!
What is it?
I like you!
For now, please talk about it.
I'm going to say it!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to say it!
No way!
There was a time when we went to eat grilled meat as a group.
I like well-grilled meat.
But there were a lot of members who liked meat that wasn't grilled.
So I took all the meat that was grilled and said, "This is Manafi! This is Manafi!"
That's terrible!
Manafi said, "It's too well-grilled."
Everyone took the well-grilled meat and gave me all the well-grilled meat.
Who said, "Let's go eat grilled meat together!"
It's not over yet!
Everyone, close your eyes and look down!
I said "Manaphi" and "grilled meat" and got burned, didn't I?
I said "Manaphi", didn't I?
If you did say that, please tell me honestly!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, everyone, please raise your eyes!
Captain Otage Katoshi!
I didn't say anything!
Eat it yourselves!
No, it's not like that!
For us, we thought, "Ah, they grilled it well!" and gave it to Manaphi, and she said, "Grill it more!"
She didn't return it!
Even more!
That's right!
So, I gave her something that was about burnt, and she said "This is Manaphi!" herself!
She said it herself!
Ah, is that so?
It's not like that!
It's true!
Manaphi also got burned!
Um...
"This is Manaphi", "This is Manaphi"
I didn't say it!
Is it really scary?
You just made it up!
It's scary!
The truth is...
If this was a chopstick...
"This is Manaphi", "This is Manaphi"
It's not like that!
It's a shock!
No, no, no!
This pursuit is likely to develop into an incident in a variety way, so please let me enter the maze around here.
And Matsuta, who worked for a loan, safely returned from the underground forced labor facility.
It's getting cleaner. Yes, I'm back.
If you have something to say, say it over there.
Please be careful, everyone.
Now, let's move on to the next episode. Please give us an introduction.
Well, Ms. Kato. Yes.
I want to dance a lot of Parapara this year.
That's all.
Is Parapara popular now?
No, I don't think it's popular, but when you're doing this job, you can't do it if you get depressed right away.
So I thought I should do my best with a gal mind, and that's why I want to dance Parapara.
What kind of Parapara do you want to dance?
Kato or Yoneda 2000 or something like that.
This time, Kato will win Japan in 2023 with Parapara!
Then, even you who can't get rid of your New Year's mood, let's regain your energy with gal Kato's Parapara!
Music, start!
Wow!
Oh, my God!
Thank you very much.
I want some of you to dance.
That's right.
Make a group.
Yes, I'd like Mr. Akimoto to make a song like "Parapara".
I'd like to do it live.
Well, if you say that name, I'll say it without touching you.
Now, next.
There was an impersonation I wanted to do this year, but it's time, so in the future.
Cute.
Oh, there was an impersonation, but it's time, so I can't do it.
Let's do just one.
Please do an impersonation of Nibu.
What is it?
Actually, I can do an impersonation of Mario.
It's an impersonation of Mario's voice when he fell down.
Wow!
See you next week!
With this, Kirarin's house will explode!
Oh, it's cold.
You're talking like an old man.
Fire!
Next time!
The lucky girl championship will be held!
Sixth place, seventh place...
Eighth place!
This is it!
What you want is your own luck!
Look forward to it!