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Let's meet at Hinazazaka
Sorry for keeping you waiting
"Let's meet at Hinazazaka" has started
We are members of Hinazazaka who are energetic today as well
Nice to meet you
Yay!
It's simple today
It's simple
It's only "yay"
So, Mr. Kasuga, today's project is...
Yes, Hinazazaka members' delusion future history episode 3!
It's good
Yes, it's good
In the past two episodes, various members have announced their delusions of their future in chronological order
This time as well, among the chronological orders that members have thought of in advance,
Kasuga will announce them to several members who he thinks are interesting
By the way, the last time we did this was three years ago!
What?!
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and our sponsors.
It doesn't look like it.
The last time we did this was in Kanemura's anniversary.
It was like a firework show.
The Panda Conte with Kawata was three years ago.
Oh, it was three years ago?!
That's right.
I love Panda Conte!
It was on the same day, wasn't it?
It was a future history show.
That's right.
What kind of incidents will happen this time?
Finally, "Imagination Future History" will begin!
The top batter is…
Ushio!
Yes!
I'm Ushishi.
That sounds interesting.
Don't say it from the beginning!
Yes, please.
Go for it!
Here is my "Imagination Future History"!
"Imagination Future History"?
Ta-dah!
Wow!
I've been thinking about it.
First of all, I'm 25 years old.
The song "Hinatazaka 46" is used as a national anthem.
What?
Do you know what it is?
It's not a national anthem.
Yes, it's a national anthem.
Oh, it's a national anthem.
Oh, it's not a national anthem yet.
What?
It's a national anthem.
But it's a national anthem.
Is it?
Yes.
It's a national anthem.
It's a textbook.
Oh, it's a textbook!
It's getting closer!
What?
It's getting closer!
Yes, Takeuchi.
Yes, go for it!
Well, it's "Super Battle".
Super Battle
That's good.
It's a brilliant debut!
If you use "Super Battle", it's a national anthem, isn't it?
It's a national anthem.
It's 2% of the votes.
Everyone has participated in "Super Battle" before.
Really?
We've participated in an event.
Oh, you've participated in "Humanity Exercise Song".
Humanity Exercise Song
Yes, Kasuga.
Well...
Well... "G-ONE" by K-Ban's Fanfare.
No!
Then answer it!
"G-ONE" by K-Ban fanfare.
Yes! The song "Hinatadaka 46" is so popular that it is used in sports events.
I actually had a dream. For example, like "Fortune Cookie in Japanese"
I thought of a rice ball dance, which is a food that represents Japan.
Oh! I'm nervous! We have that member, too!
Sushi! How about a sushi dance?
I've been thinking about it.
So, let's see a sushi dance that is definitely popular in sports events!
Music, start!
I'm Hinata Tokaho, in T-6, thank you for having me!
I'm Osuchi, O-Sushi, Y'all must call me O-Sushi O-Sushi, O-Sushi
Y'all must call me O-Sushi
This is what I came up with!
What do you think of my O-Sushi dance?
If Sassy can give us permission
Sorry, O-Sushi
Next year, I hope your sushi dance will be a hit.
Next, when I was 28 years old, I went to Hinatazaka 46's theme park, Hinata Dreamland.
Admission fee for adults is 460 yen, one coin.
It's cheap.
For children, it's 46 yen, one coin.
It's cheap.
And for silver...
Why did you say silver?
Silver is for free.
For children, it's silver.
Hinata Dreamland is a theme park with facilities tailored to each member's personality.
An assistant manager in charge of Higashimura.
A cashier in charge of Kanemura.
In addition, there is also a water exposure classroom in charge of Morimoto.
It seems that the members themselves work full- time as staff from morning to evening.
The director is Ms. Kasuga.
It's me.
From six in the morning.
But I have a hourly wage.
The director has a hourly wage?
Yes, it's about 2,500 yen.
If you compare it normally, I think it's a good dream.
It's 10 o'clock in the morning and 6 o'clock in the evening.
You have to be very tired.
It's 6 o'clock in the morning and 6 o'clock in the evening.
You're always there, aren't you?
That's right. I'm always waiting.
And four years after the theme park was launched,
Ushio goes on a journey to a certain place in search of a dream.
What is it?
This is really real. It's not a delusion or anything like that.
Is it real?
Until now...
No, it's not like that.
It's all real.
Yes, it's all real.
It's what you always say in the dressing room.
That's right.
Then you'll get it right.
I got it.
Can I guess it?
Yes.
Aurora.
It's an aurora.
It was a dream of many years.
In search of an aurora.
I want to see an aurora.
I can't say it like that!
It's like you're talking to yourself.
Every day.
I don't have it.
The moment you enter the dressing room?
Yes, the moment you enter and when you leave.
No, I have it. I've already been arrested.
And Ushio, who moved to Canada in search of an aurora,
opened a cafe in a small city of Daisougen, Sarina, at the age of 35.
It's here.
Something becomes popular here.
I would like you to guess this.
Indonesian goods.
Close!
You can do it!
Giro.
I know!
Modama?
Wait a minute!
You forgot it!
You know it, right?
I really can't remember it.
The answer is...
Nacho stick becomes popular!
I forgot it!
What is it?
This pushes away bad things.
So, if you do it like this...
It's flying a lot!
I'm sorry! It's been a while!
And, with this Nacho stick made by Ushio attracting attention all over the world...
I'm 40 years old!
I'm finally going to be called "○○"!
I'm happy!
I've been giving out "OK" signs for a long time.
I think I know it.
Info!
It's close!
It's close with "info"!
It's close! It's close! It's close! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
What is it?
F.B.I.
That's correct!
I'm glad!
Wait a minute!
I can't remember it!
Love me, Lou-sensei said...
You'll be called someday.
Maybe you'll suddenly say goodbye to your family.
That's what he said.
"Say hello!" That's what he said.
But, I've finally had a lot of experiences!
Are you called "the one who operates"?
Yes, of course!
You're not "the one who is pushed"?
No!
I'm "the one who operates"!
And, Ushio established his position as a B-1 F.B.I. investigator.
When I was 48 years old, my sister and my little brother and I...
decided to start "sarisac".
I've heard of it.
Isn't it easy?
No, no! It's not that easy!
For now, let's follow Nib and Kasuga's plan...
and have them do a live-streaming simulation of "sarisac", a video distribution channel!
Hello! I'm "sarisac"!
I'm "ribsac"!
I'm "bigsac"!
Today, I'd like to do something called "bang, bang, balloon"!
This is it!
You have to hit the number of numbers that come out of the dice.
As soon as the balloon breaks, you lose!
So, I'd like to go first!
Six! Six!
Don't pressure me!
It's three!
Here I go!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Here I go!
You're pretty good at first!
It's two!
I'm going for "ribsac"!
It's six! It's six!
It's five!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm going to lose!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
First, I'm going to go around here...
I think I went for three!
I know! I know!
I think I'm going to go around here...
Didn't you go for five?
Am I going for it?
Four!
I'm going for it!
Huh?
Five!
Didn't you go for it too much?
Whatever!
Then it's one!
It's six! It's six! Six! Six! Six! Six!
Six!
You got two! Six!
You got six!
One!
Two!
Are you okay?
Three!
Five!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Good!
It's me!
How many minutes of video is this?
Who is it?
Excuse me, but...
There are eight comments.
That's not many.
Let's get back on track and announce Yamaguchi's delusional future history.
Here is my delusional future history.
First of all, I'm 19 years old.
I'm being teased.
What?
I didn't hear anything.
You didn't hear anything, did you?
It's okay. It's okay. It's a long way off.
I'm going to be a senior with a round character.
It's difficult.
What is it?
Takeuchi.
I'm going to be a senior with a round character.
That's a scary story.
I'm going to be a senior with a round character.
Thank you.
What kind of senior is it?
Mr. Morimoto.
Senior?
I don't write such things.
It's a dangerous era.
The answer is...
A good senior.
I want to be a good senior.
There are three kinds of good seniors in me.
The first one is easy to talk to.
The second one is supportive.
The third one is reliable.
If I were to choose a member...
Akari Nibu.
You want to be like Akari Nibu.
That's what I thought.
I want to be a good senior.
I want to be like Akari Nibu.
Deja vu!
That's not quite right.
You are 20 years old.
You starred in a horror movie called "Marumaru Nee".
What is the name of the movie?
I don't even have a smartphone.
That happens.
That sounds interesting.
Don't read it.
The answer is...
"Marumaru Nee".
It's scary.
There will be three or four students.
We will all die and go to a spot.
That's what it's about.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yamaguchi, who gained popularity with "Marumaru Nee",
will win "Kasuyo no Housou" broadcast in 2027.
By the way, as a simulation,
we will practice Yamaguchi Kouan's "Sugoroku Talk".
I will shake it.
One, two, three.
What is it?
It's garlic.
Which member do you want to know about recently?
That's right.
He's grinning.
Is it Moribotoku?
It's like "Mechagachi".
The production of "Kasuga" will collapse, so it will be canceled.
After that, "Talk Variety Kasuyo" ended its broadcast on "Kasuga"'s "Broadway Challenge"
and when Yamaguchi was 31 years old, he transferred to a young baseball coach.
And...
When he was 51 years old, he became an old woman who walks around in a park.
He became an old woman who lights up a bar.
It's like "Sueda Tokoya".
It's close.
He certainly lights up a bar.
Can I guess?
He greets people.
He becomes an old woman.
Is it right?
Ms. Konoka, is it "Ken-on"?
Can I answer?
I'll give you the answer.
He becomes an old woman who walks around in a park.
It's like "Sueda Tokoya".
It's said that times change.
So, he becomes an old woman who walks around in a park.
By the way, Yamaguchi seems to have made that paper play today, so let's see it right away.
Today's story is "Fun, isn't it?" perfect for this season.
Let's get started.
The four of us are circle partners of the university.
Today, we came to a famous psychological spot in the city, Katsu General Hospital.
Hey, isn't this kind of place really common?
No, no, it's just a story, so it's okay.
There are five of us, so it's okay. It's okay.
Whoa!
Huh?
Hey, stop it, Marie.
If you do something like that, something really happens.
Saying that, the four of us go deeper and deeper into the hospital.
Then...
Whoa!
I feel cold all of a sudden.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
The four of us arrived in front of a hospital-like room.
Whoever loses rock-paper-scissors will enter this hospital.
Nice.
I had a bad feeling about this, but...
We decided to play rock-paper-scissors based on the pressure of the three of us.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Marie lost.
Then if anything happens, shout it out.
Saying that, Marie entered the hospital.
And then...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Bada-bang!
Rock-paper-scissors!
The gate of the operating room suddenly closed and we were trapped in there.
Then, all of a sudden...
"Tru-ru-ru"-ring!
Huh? Is that the sound of a phone?
Don't scare me like that. We're three, aren't we?
Then Marie answered the phone...
It's fun, isn't it? It's fun, isn't it?
It's not fun at all, but could you open the door for now?
As soon as Marie opened the door...
It's fun, isn't it?
Who was there?
It was me, who had turned into a ghost.
I want to do something like this in the park.
For now, watch it even if it's a dark play and practice reading it in a more scary way.
And finally, Amaguchi's delusional future history!
My delusional future history is this.
First of all, I'm 21 years old.
My Instagram profile is...
I like dumplings.
My nickname is "nationalist dog," but...
I don't know what it is.
I hope Kyoko-san will guess it.
What is it? I don't know.
"Dumpling Instagrammer" or something like that.
A nickname?
But I think Nimue-chan will know it, too.
You're kidding, right?
Wait a minute.
Nationalist...
Dumpling...
Dumpling you like...
I don't know. I don't know.
Dumpling you like...
That's why she became a national dumpling princess.
I have to get her permission.
I've never heard of it.
She made up a title that she has never heard of and invented something innovative five years later.
But I think everyone wants it.
A bath where you can take a bath in an instant.
I want it so much.
It's not like that at all, but I want it so much.
Which one?
A person who can do makeup in an instant.
But I really want it so much.
I really want it.
An invention that can dry your hair in an instant.
I want it.
A hair dryer that can dry your hair in an instant.
The product name is "Happy Dryer".
It's cute.
"Happy Dryer".
It doesn't contain a hair dryer.
You can buy it for about 70,000 yen.
70,000 yen?
It's a pretty good price.
It's a great deal for a dumpling dryer.
When I'm 30 years old, I want to do something with Kumi-san.
What?
Bruno Marsi?
That would be great.
Can I say it?
What is it?
It's that.
What is it?
It's amazing!
If you get it right, it's amazing!
"Racco no Mei-chan"?
That's close!
That's really close!
I got it!
Did you get it?
"Jugon"!
That's correct!
That's amazing!
That's right!
I'm going to meet Kumi-san and Jugon's Serena.
I've always wanted to go with Kumi-san.
But this year, Kumi-san invited me and only the two of us went.
And I said I wanted to go too.
And she said, "Let's go someday."
It was a light feeling.
I'm serious.
I think I'll be about 30 years old.
It'll take you 10 years.
I think I'll be about this age in 10 years.
Next is "33 years old".
This is also about Kumi-san.
I've talked about this before.
Can I really say it?
Please say it!
What is it?
"Sauna".
"Sa" is correct.
"Sauna"?
"Sa" is correct.
"Sa" is correct?
"Sa" starts with "sa".
"Sa" starts with "ya"?
No.
I've talked about it for a long time.
I've talked about it in "Saber Game" with Kumi- san.
You've forgotten it.
It's terrible.
I've talked about it for a long time.
What are you talking about?
After this, the problem arises in the "Saber Game" experience.
Now, for the sake of the "Saber Game" experience, let's do some traveling exercises!
This time, we'll see if Kasuga, who only has a shield, can defeat all of Akikan's mountains in time with his sponge gun!
However, if everyone mentions Kasuga's name with a can kicking technique, the attacker loses at that point!
By the way, these five people will be challenging, but in order for the attacker not to be found out from the air, several dummies will also participate!
Now, let's begin the "Saber Game" exercise!
Will Kasuga be able to shoot down Akikan without being found out?!
All right, stand by. Let's go! You have five minutes. Ready, start!
Oh?
Oh, there you are!
You're pretty good!
Oh, you're wearing a mask!
Ow!
You're pretty fast!
Pretty fast.
Pretty fast!
You're over here. There's only about three of you, right?
Who's wearing that mask?
Ow! Ow!
Ow!
It's pretty painful?
Yeah, like getting hit with a pen.
Pen?
Ow!
Huh? Who's wearing that mask?
Who is it?
Hamagishi-kun! Hamagishi-kun is here!
We all have to do it!
Who's wearing that fox mask? Who are you?!
You! You!
Ow!
Oh, right in the butt!
Ow! That was close!
You didn't drop your pen, did you?
I didn't drop my pen.
Wow, you dropped your pen!
Here, TAKEUCHI, a two-dimensional sniper, takes a look at the wonderful shot he just hit.
Who is it? Who is it now? It's from behind, isn't it?
Who is he?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Who is it? Who is it?
Four! Four students! Four students!
Who is the captain?
It's 30 seconds.
Captain! Captain! Captain!
The captain was the captain. Captain, Awagishi- kun, and four students.
Who is it?
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Captain! Captain! Four students! Three students! Three students!
Don't say their names.
Who is it? Who is it?
Four more!
Who is it?
Ten more!
Who is it? Who is it?
Awagishi-kun! Awagishi-kun!
Awagishi-kun, go for it!
Who is it? His face is hidden.
Four, three, two, one...
Time's up!
As a result, three cans were left and Ms. Kasuga couldn't hit all of them, so she had to take them all out.
After this...
Kasuga will make the fourth graders sad!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the following sponsors.
Higuchi.
Are you okay?
How about the kids in the middle?
Well...
A strange...
What?
A strange...
Miyoji's...
Komatsubara.
Higuchi Komatsubara...
Yamagami.
Higuchi Komatsubara Yamagami...
Please watch the video and remember it by the second grade.
Right.
I haven't done it yet.