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Minatazaka Derby 2022!
The first half of the autumn G1, which ended with a big win with only four drivers!
From the difficulty of the race development to the prediction competition and mixed races!
And...
Today is finally the second half! Will the members who overtake Tomita, the top of the third race, appear?
In addition, with only too mysterious Penteco race, the race will be very busy!
Who will see through the unpredictable developments and prove their love for Hinatazaka!?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
And now, we're back with "Borreshoot Juvenile Ferries"!
Right now, the super-popular Tomita is in the lead!
Will Yanchal Shoes Higashimura be able to break this record!?
Are you going to kick or head?
I'm going to kick.
Oh, you're going to kick.
Yes.
Alright, let's get started.
Ready...
Start!
Nice!
Nice kick.
Wow!
Congratulations!
Wow!
You've scored five points. Congratulations!
Wow!
Nice!
As a result, Higashimura scored five Yanchal Shoes, but didn't beat the popular Tomita and is in the lead!
Next up, super-powerful striker Takahashi is going to kick!
Ready...
Start!
Fight!
Wow!
Above the ball, above the ball, above the ball.
Wow!
A little more!
Wow!
Oh!
Wow!
All balls cleared!
You are an excellent defender!
- He was a seven-minute player, though. - That's amazing!
His kickbase was five minutes wide, but the ball didn't go into the goal even once, and he has zero records!
Finally, it's an otake's challenge with a father who can't stop his soccer fever!
Will he aim for a record with his specialty of heading?
- Which one will you go for? - With a kick. - With a kick!
- Why not heading? - Because of the distance and my condition, I feel like I'm not good at heading.
- Got it! - I'll go with a kick. - You'll go with a shoot. - Yes.
- Alright, let's begin. Ready... Start! - Huh? Huh?
- That's a good kick! - Be careful!
- So close! - Kick it straight! Straight!
- You can kick it straight! - So fast!
- Wow! Wow! - Are you okay? Are you okay?
- Are you okay? - I'm okay. - Okay, okay!
- You did it! - You did it!
I heard a loud noise in the middle of it.
I thought I hit it here, but I hit the stone here.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
Don't worry about this kind of thing! Tomitaka wins!
This is a great thing!
The winner is this person!
Thank you very much!
Kageyama-san is the winner!
Will Kageyama, who is a smart predictor, win and monopolize the top place?
Will the members who will break this record appear?
Next is the main race!
It's "Japan Cardboard Crush Cup"!
Yes, it's "Japan Cardboard Crush Cup"!
The race is to crush various large and small cardboard boxes scattered in the studio in a limited time of one and a half minutes!
If you can guess the weight of the crushed cardboard box, you can hit the person who has the heaviest cardboard box!
It's time for the members to enter!
No. 101, Takashi Mitsuri!
No. 202, Par! Yamaguchi Par!
No. 303, Neko!
No. 4, Awagishi, Yorin!
No. 5, Katoshi!
What? Are you okay with Katsoshi?
Yes, I'm okay with it.
Do you have confidence in yourself?
Yes, I do.
I've been called "the princess of destruction" on other shows.
I love destruction so much.
Some people say you're violent, right?
Yes, it's easy to understand.
Have you ever hit a human's face?
Yes, I have.
You have, right?
No, I haven't.
And here are the odds for Katsuhashi.
Katoshi, who is known as "the princess of destruction", and Takahashi, who was famous for being violent, are low odds.
In response to that, Kageyama and Kanemura, who are realists, become popular.
And Matsuda and Kamimura entrust their fate to Yamaguchi, who is notorious for big traps.
However, there is a problem here.
Kamimura has become "zero-cha-cha".
This is "cash-cha-cha".
Please have a direct conversation with Kasuga.
Kasuga, please lend me "go-cha-cha".
"Go-cha-cha"?!
Because it's unreasonable.
Do you have any intention of returning it properly?
I can definitely do it.
If you could return it, how much "go-cha-cha" would you get?
Well, it's six times, you know.
As for me, it's...
Will Hinano be able to get what she wants?
It's finally time for "Japan Cardboard Crush Cup" to be launched!
Now, the standby is ready.
Wow!
Please put the crushed cardboard into the boxes at your feet.
By the way, it's okay for the crushed cardboard to jump out of the boxes,
but we will disqualify those whose boxes are not independent.
I see.
Please be prepared for injuries, too.
No, no, I'm sure I'll do it.
Now, let's get ready and start!
Wow!
It's really fun!
Wow!
It's a fair comment.
It's funny.
It's a video that you have never seen in idol programs.
It's funny.
There is something in it.
30 seconds left.
Last 30 seconds.
30 seconds left.
There are many things in it.
It's like a parent's blame.
It's amazing.
There is something in it.
Put it in.
Use your legs.
Put it in.
3, 2, 1.
Time's up!
- Don't touch it. - It's funny.
Don't move.
How many cardboard boxes did they crush in one and a half minute?
Let's start with the destroyer, Takahashi.
Let's start with the tallest one, Takahashi-san.
Please.
Be careful. I'm scared of heights.
If you drop it when you put it up, you'll end up on the other side.
There's a lot of stuff underneath.
If you drop it when you put it up...
you'll be disqualified.
- Since we're here... - I'll put it up now.
You can do it!
- Good, good, good! - Nice!
Isn't it a little tilted?
- This is bad. - You have to put it up a little more.
- You can't balance it. - Put it in the middle.
Yes! It's decided!
- Yes! - He did it!
- Wow! - Takahashi-san!
6kg, 344g!
6kg!
And Yamaguchi, who's never hit anyone before...
Here it is.
2kg, 960g!
Not even half of Takahashi's weight has gone.
And Hamagishi, who crushed the box at his own pace...
3kg, 94g!
Takahashi has no chance of winning.
For now, Takahashi, the destroyer, seems to be in the lead.
Will he be able to run away like this?
Next up is a measurement of Higashimura, which was in a bad state.
- Wow! - Can you lift it up?
It looks pretty heavy.
- Huh? - I'm scared! Put it up a little!
- Wow! - Put it up!
The other... the other... is it okay?
- Oh, it's in! - It's in!
- Wow! - It's in!
- Oh, this is great! - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- The result of the weight... - It's amazing!
8kg, 900g!
Higashimura, which was in a bad state, is in the lead!
And there's only one person left!
What is the record of the destroyer princess, Kato?
What should I do with this? I can't see anything anymore.
You have to put it in here, right? First of all, you have to take it out.
Is it okay? It's going to collapse.
This will be the other side.
What a waste!
It's collapsing more and more.
It's all fallen.
It collapsed a lot. Kato's record is 2kg 184g.
The winner is...
Higashimura!
The person who was expected to win...
wasn't there!
It was a close call.
As a result, all of them didn't win.
However, the brainless Kageyama's real strategy worked and he still keeps the top position.
And finally, it's the final race!
Kageyama-san, please choose the last race.
Let's do it to celebrate the excitement in the dressing room!
All right!
The members will enter the dressing room and compete who is the best at exciting things.
However, there is a trick in this project.
I will announce it later.
Honbaba, please come in!
(Honbaba, please come in!)
The best of the best, Morimoto Mari!
No. 202, Key Butcher!
No. 303, Yamata Hina!
So, these are the four members who will be competing this time.
And here is the announcement of the odds they are interested in...
The judges will decide the odds.
But there is a possibility of unfairness.
So, this time, I, Wakabayashi, will decide the odds.
So, in order for you not to know my odds,
Katsuka-san, please go to the front of the room and relax for a while.
Katsuka-san, who doesn't know anything, heads to the dressing room.
She will announce the real plan behind the scenes.
This is a commemorative plan to liven up the dressing room.
In fact, it is a fake plan!
The real plan that you will see now is...
Go to the dressing room and bring it back!
In order not to be found out by KASUKA who thinks it's a fun project,
this race is about how much you can bring back from the dressing room!
One point for each item you bring back!
However, if you are warned not to "bring back" KASUKA, you get minus five points!
In the end, the member with the most points will be guessed by the predictors!
By the way...
If you bring back KASUKA's personal belongings, you get five points!
KASUKA's bag and the things she puts in it are her personal belongings.
That's pretty difficult!
And here are the odd numbers of members who are good at stealing!
MORIMOTO and KARTA, who are thieves, have low odds, but...
KAMIMURA has zero, right?
That's right.
I'll borrow you again!
I'm not in Japan, so...
I'll lend you some money.
How much do you want me to lend you?
Five!
Five, right?
That's the maximum!
She's going to borrow five!
In the end, if you bring back more money than you borrowed, you'll be able to redeem yourself!
That's right!
Should I borrow eight, too?
Let's go!
I'll borrow up to the limit and try to redeem myself!
Are you ready?
Then, everyone...
Please announce it!
Wow!
Hamagissan is popular!
And...
Nibuchan is...
Black!
Yes!
The odds are high, you know.
And after this...
In the dressing room...
The most members will rampage!
Finally...
To commemorate bringing back the dressing room...
It's opening!
While the three of them are focused on Hamagissan...
Will Anato and Kamimura's rampage succeed?
Then...
You have three minutes!
Ready...
Start!
Go for it!
They're coming in!
They're so energetic!
Hello!
Hello! Thank you for your hard work!
First of all, let's get excited!
Let's play a game!
The time limit is three minutes!
Yes!
Let's play a game!
It's important to sit close to each other!
Oh, you're already close!
Oh, you're aiming for tea!
You're aiming for tea!
Let's go like this!
You're aiming for tea!
When Kasuga-san was playing...
Marimoto stood up!
Kasuga is having fun!
I think it's good for you to stand up!
But...
Hiyo-tan is also reaching out!
She's putting her sword in her sleeve!
Isn't it amazing?
Thank you!
You can't really use your left hand, can you?
When I was doing that, I wasn't looking at anything.
- Oh, Carter's looking at it. - That's dangerous.
- Carter's looking at it. - It's dangerous.
- They're trying to get inside Ms. Kasuga's vision. - That's dangerous.
- They're trying to get inside Ms. Kasuga's vision. - They're trying to get inside her body.
- Ms. Kasuga! - How dare you!
- Ms. Kasuga, you said you were going to change. - She changed!
- I'm pretty excited about it, though. - Why don't you change?
- She changed! - She changed again!
- She changed?! - She changed again!
She's so fast that I can't keep up with the camera.
Oh, she's looking at her clothes.
Nibu-chan, can you change your clothes for me?
Which one do you want me to wear?
I see, she's making you change your clothes.
Oh, you're holding a jenga?
How cute!
She's holding it in her left hand.
Oh, she took it off!
She took it off!
She took it off in black!
That's amazing!
It doesn't change that much.
She didn't see it.
She fell down.
Marimoto!
I'm so happy!
Can you do parkour, Marimoto?
She's done with jenga.
Why did you change your clothes?
Because you're more handsome than usual.
No, I'm not handsome.
That's unfair.
She's making money.
Marimoto, what's with that sweater?
She's changing her clothes.
She didn't notice it.
She's wearing a kawata.
Everyone's trying to get in the blind spot.
30 seconds left!
30 seconds left, everyone!
We don't have much time!
As a punishment game,
please do a punishment game to the camera.
Please do it properly in front of the camera.
We don't have much time!
You can do it!
Your finger got stuck.
Your finger!
You have 5 seconds.
You can't be pointed out!
The punishment game ends!
Please go back to where you were!
How many items did they be able to bring back to the studio?
Please come back, Mr. Kasuga!
This is difficult!
Thank you!
Mr. Kasuga, who did you like the most?
Who made the first joke?
Mr. Morimoto?
Yes.
I was so nervous.
That's good!
It's not good. I'm announcing it.
Mr. Kasuga, this project is not to make you excited!
What do you mean?
It's a secret for you.
It's a celebration of bringing back the studio!
A celebration of bringing back the studio?
We were actually racing to see how well we could bring back the studio.
Didn't you notice?
Everyone was coming back and back.
Look at Mr. Kawata's jersey's puffiness.
Oh, you're right!
I didn't notice.
That's why you were having fun with a young girl.
It was amazing!
Now, let's check what each of them brought back one by one.
First of all, Morimoto, who specializes in sewing.
First of all, one.
Here you go.
Mask.
Guard.
In addition, he got five points for his berms and parkas.
And...
And seven.
Ta-da! I brought my personal belongings.
He got five points for his personal belongings.
So...
Eleven points!
Wow!
Next, Tessitan and Eve are excited about something.
T-shirts!
T-shirts.
We didn't know about this.
Two!
Mysterious cups!
Yes, they were holding cups.
Three!
Three "jin"s!
Three "jin"s.
Next, the sixth one!
Kasuga's shirt!
His shirt!
I got it!
He got five points for it!
It's important!
There's more!
He's cooperating with his team members.
Jinchirou!
Yes!
His last one is...
His bag!
His shirt!
Wow!
He got five points for it!
Kasuga's bag got two points for it!
So...
Sixteen points!
Yeah!
But!
The members pointed out something...
Eve pulled it out of time and got it after Kasuga left.
Is it okay?
Eve.
Yes?
Did you get anything after the show?
I did.
Minus five points!
That's not good.
Eve's personality was discovered!
She passed the preliminary round!
Next, Kawata...
Jenga.
Jenga and the official ball, the pink vest.
She stole the newspaper, "Hinada-saka Fortissique", which she read many times.
Five points!
The result is uncertain.
So, for now...
Morimoto and Eve are in the lead!
Will the remaining members of Hamagishi team take the lead?
♪ More than that, I want a little bit of happiness ♪
Let's do it more, we have to make it bigger
(Let's do it more, we have to make it bigger)
(I can't rest anymore)
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and the sponsors you see here.
I'm not sure about one of them, but...
Oh! Huh?! What's this?!
Nooo!
Wait! Wait! I want it in!
What is it?!
It's amazing! When you step on it, it's like a switch button!
Help me! Help me!
Now, to commemorate their return, let's check out Hamagishi's score!
That was a brilliant trick!
It was wonderful! It was a shocking video!
It's 24 o'clock, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it!
That's what I said!
Now, first one, please!
Jenga!
Second one!
Ah, this is probably...
Ah!
There it is!
So...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 points!
And then, she took out two black bearded swords and "nanja monja" from her wrist.
And...
That's amazing!
I got a pretty important one.
Yes.
Ah, that one!
That was amazing!
The moment she got that old man, it was so exciting!
It's worth it.
Is that it?
Yes, that's it!
Now, the points are...
10 points!
So, Marimoto and Nibuchan are tied for first place!
How did it go?
The winner is... Raise your hands!
One, two...
So, Kamimura is the winner!
And, since Nibuchan's odds were the highest earlier...
It's 45 points!
Wow!
So, Kamimura and Inano have the highest odds of winning!
I've got a good feeling about this!
So, Kamimura has paid off his debt and is in first place with 35 cha-cha!
Matsuda, who is in debt, is planning to pay off his debt in the future!