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The world's first "I want to do it" class!
The world's first "I want to do it" class has been revived after about two and a half years!
Conan is a love comedian.
This project introduces what the members are addicted to and what they want to introduce in class format!
The class of Kusetsuyo teachers with high personality will open this time as well!
I'm Kasuga-san, a female student of Wakabayashi- san.
Who is a female student?
Will they be able to have a class that goes beyond basics?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and other sponsors.
Today, we will continue with Morimoto-sensei's "Marie- style genius sleeping method"!
"Eating right before going to bed"! Morimoto- sensei introduced a genius sleeping method of eating right before going to bed last time!
My intestines started moving and I heard a sound.
It was a sleeping method that students couldn't agree with at all, but...
Next, Morimoto-sensei will introduce "what you should eat right before going to bed" in a ranking format!
Best 3! Ta-dah!
I'd like you to think about it...
What do you think it is, Bakabayashi-san?
I like things you can't hold.
That's right.
Kale.
That's pretty different. I definitely don't eat it.
You have to guess what Morimoto-sensei eats, right?
Yes, please guess.
Don't you know what you like?
Ah, well, Hina's...
Dog...
That's scary!
Did I look like that?
Dog food and stuff.
That's a shame.
Suzuka-san!
The leftover lunch box from today's recording.
The lunch box you brought home.
That's true, but...
Silverware, silverware!
The third place is this!
Ta-dah! Yogurt!
That's right.
Well, after all, milk tea is...
It's perfect for making your intestines move, so...
If you want to make a sound, you should bring it with you.
You can make a sound.
You can make a sound right away.
That's right. When it comes to sound-related things, it's better than first place.
Then it's first place.
Next, I'd like to announce the second place.
The second place is...
Ta-dah! Pudding!
It's a little similar.
It feels similar.
That's right.
It means you can sleep, right?
You can sleep, you can sleep.
You know, pudding is...
Huh?
What is it?
Pudding has the best amount of each ingredient.
It's just right.
Ah, that's true.
It's not too cold.
Before you go to bed at night, I'm sure you'll feel the worst feeling of eating it.
If it's pudding, it's okay.
Besides, it's sweet, so you'll be happy and fall asleep well.
That's right.
Yes. Then I'll announce the first place at the end.
Ta-dah!
Cheesecake!
Before you go to bed, you should eat something light, don't you think?
Something light?
What's that?
That's dangerous.
Right before you go to bed, isn't it?
You should eat something 5 minutes before you go to bed.
What?
I'm worried.
What's that?
But, you know, a rare cheesecake is like a combination of yogurt and pudding, isn't it?
So, this is the best one.
Please eat it tonight.
No, it's not.
Although it's a little threatening, let's introduce the next genius sleeping method.
It's like this.
Eat something round.
I see. Music.
That's right.
It's music, but what kind of genre is it?
Genre?
Kumi-san.
Old man?
Old man genre.
Old man genre?
Genre?
It's related to youthfulness.
What is it? Chanson?
Chanson?
What's that?
It's a little different.
This is it.
Chanson, ask A-witch.
Do you know who A-witch is?
You're not supposed to know that.
Yes, she's A-witch, a Japanese female rapper, but she has her own genius sleeping method.
I love being an artist, so I go to bed.
You should not go to bed.
When you sleep at night, if you are not excited, you will be in a bad state the next day, so this is enough for you.
Oh, I see.
Also, you will naturally feel better, so your blood circulation will improve, and you can sleep with the sun up.
Yes.
Can you bring me the tag of "Don't say that" behind you?
(Laughs)
Yes.
There is a song I especially recommend.
Is there a relaxed rhythm?
There is such a song.
Yes, this is "revenge".
(Laughs)
Do you want revenge?
Yes, there is such a song.
If you eat rare cheese, do you want revenge and go to sleep?
(Laughs)
Well, this song is about how you can deal with the wounds you had in the past.
As for the characteristics of this song, it's not too rap.
(Laughs)
I want you to sing it.
Well, please prepare a song.
(Laughs)
Yes, let's listen to it with everyone.
Wait a minute.
(Laughs)
A big incident since the first meeting.
Apologize to Ms. Yuichi.
(Laughs)
I can't stop it.
If you want a better sleep, listening to it with loud volume seems to have an effect.
I actually...
Can you play it as loud as you can sleep?
You're brave.
Louder, please.
Louder.
I can't sleep.
Louder, please.
A new version of "Agehaka".
I can't sleep.
There's no one sleeping in the middle of the car, right?
No one.
It's over for you.
Young man, you're not supposed to do that.
This may be a sleeping method that only geniuses know about,
but if you think you're a genius, please give it a try tonight.
Let's move on to our fourth class.
I'm Tomita Suzuka and I'll be your teacher for today.
One, two...
Michimaru!
What's that?
This is Michimaru-kun, a character from "Netflix and Naka Nihon".
He's gotten prettier.
Oh, I got this a few days ago.
The theme of my class today is...
"The charm of driving that makes life easier"!
This time, Tomita-sensei, who just got his license, will be teaching us about...
"The charm of driving that makes life easier"!
Do you like driving?
- Yes. - Yes, we like it.
- Do you get in the passenger seat? - Yes, we do.
- Do you get in? - Passenger seat?
- I'm in the driver's seat. - Oh, you're in the driver's seat.
- So you like driving? - Yes, we like it.
She's here!
- It's been a while! - She's here!
Kasuga-san...
- Can you go for a drive? - No, I don't have a car.
- But you have a driver's license, right? - Yes, I did when I was 18.
- So you're used to being in a young man's passenger seat? - No, I'm not used to it yet.
- Are you coming home with me? - No, I'm not.
- I'll send you home. - No, it's fine. - Oh, really? I'm lonely.
- Well, you're in a young man's passenger seat during the play. - Who's in a passenger seat?!
- By the way, do you have any problems with being in a passenger seat? - I've been put my feet on the dashboard.
- I've been left with a sticker. - And every time I drink a can of coffee, Sato Mitsu leaves me a can of coffee.
- I hate it. - I have to go home, wash my hands and throw away the trash downstairs.
- I'll do that next time. - So I was in a passenger seat until about four months ago.
- So, I'd like to introduce you to the charm of driving that makes your life brighter.
- First of all... - Yes! - Ta-dah! - When you experience driving, you get more and more during recording.
- What do you think it is, Kosaka-san? - I get more traction.
- Sometimes.
- I get more smiles. - Ah!
- But it might have some meaning. - Eh?
- Well, it's not. - It's not?
- Then, I'll give you the answer.
- During recording, I get more gaias. - Eh? Why?
- During driving, don't you say that you show your true nature? - Ah...
- Everyone around you is sitting in the driver's seat and...
- "Ah, what's coming in?"
- There are people who whisper around you, right?
- What's wrong?
- No, that's how it is in Akasuga.
- Eh?!
- That's how it is?!
- In the car in front of me... - Hurry up and come!
- I was driving and stopped in Akasuga, and the person in front of me got out of the car...
- Eh?!
- There was a gap where you could put your fist in, and you got hit from there!
- Wow!
- The one who was too girlish dodged it.
- I've already come this far.
- Eh?!
- You've already dodged it?
- While driving?
- When I put on the "beginner" mark, people tend to look down on me, but...
- Well, depending on the person...
- People tend to look at me like I'm a beginner.
- Like, "Your turn signal is too short!"
- If you put it out for longer, people will notice it right away, right?
- But now I'm able to communicate with people with more open-mindedness, so...
- During recording, if a member was in trouble or Akasuga-san was slipping,
- In order to help her out, I put on the "beginner" mark.
- It increased.
- Ah...
- So, when you're driving, the "beginner" mark might increase a little more than you think.
- Like, "It's dangerous."
- That's right.
- Like, "I'll give you a ride."
- Like, "If you keep going like this, you'll get stuck."
- That was dangerous.
- Everyone, if you notice that she's giving you a ride during recording,
- Please respond with kindness!
- Next!
- Ta-dah!
- "Meet someone who's delicious."
- What does that mean?
- "Delicious."
- It's a line from a food report.
- Ah...
- Hmm...
- Ah...
- Everyone...
- It doesn't sound like "delicious" at all, but...
- Anyway, if you go for a drive, it seems like you can meet delicious food!
- Now, Tomita-sensei will introduce the "best 3 recommended food areas" that she met while driving!
- I'll say it right away, okay?
- Yes.
- Third place!
- Ta-dah!
- "Mitara-style"
- Ah, Mitara fell!
- This is in Ebina's service area.
- It's in a "odango" shop.
- Yes!
- It's in a shop called "Mitsushiro-san".
- It's also one of their most popular products.
- It looks good!
- This is a good one!
- After all, "mitara-style" dango can be too sweet,
- Or you might feel like it's not sweet enough,
- But this is just the right sweetness.
- It doesn't become too sweet.
- Next, second place!
- Here!
- "Milk"!
- Hmm...
- This is "surga-anumazu"
- It's in a "ashigara" service area,
- Or in many other service areas in the city,
- This milk is brewed in the morning,
- And it's packed in a bottle on that day.
- Everyone, have you ever drunk milk brewed in the morning?
- No, we haven't.
- Please...
- Try drinking it!
And the first place we're curious about is...
- What do you think it is, first place? - Something like melon bread?
- No, it's not that bad. - The answer is...
brown rice tea!
- I've never seen brown rice tea in first place. - First place?
- You can drink this brown rice tea in any service area.
- It's free brown rice tea. - There is, there is.
- It's free, everyone. Have you seen this water dispenser? - There is, there is.
That's right! The first place is the free brown rice tea that you can often see in service areas.
Ms. Tomita has her own particularity in this.
- If you have this, you should definitely drink green tea. - Yeah.
- Everyone, if you go to a service area, please try drinking brown rice tea. - Wow.
- It's super hot. - Wow.
- It's just before you get burned. - Huh?
- It's a game where you can enjoy the thrill of it. - With brown rice tea? - Yes.
Everyone, if you want to brighten up your life, please go out for a drive on your next day off!
Next, our teacher for the fifth dimension is...
I'll be in charge of this class. I'm Mana Takase.
Nice to meet you.
It's sudden, but where are you from?
Tokyo.
One, two...
Saitama.
I see.
Do you know?
Or do you ask separately?
Well, Kyoko Saito.
Yes.
What do you think of Kansai dialect?
It's very attractive.
Really?
It's cute for girls and cute for boys.
What do you think, Akari Nibu?
I'd like to be a Kansai dialect speaker.
That makes me happy.
I'd like to say, "Come on!"
People often say that Kansai dialect is scary and tough.
But people with that image are actually wrong.
So, I'd like to get rid of that image of Kansai dialect.
So...
Ta-da!
Don't be scared!
Good evening, kind Kansai dialect!
So, lesson one!
Let's translate it into Kansai dialect!
Lesson one is to translate the topic into kind Kansai dialect.
Of course, you can't use Kansai dialect which is scary and tough.
Here is the first one.
Ta-da!
I am a cat with no name yet.
Please translate it into Kansai dialect.
I don't know it at all.
She said she doesn't know it at all.
Please do your best!
Will they be able to translate this famous phrase into Kansai dialect?
Iseni, open!
Can you read it for us, Yves?
I am Nikoyanen.
I have not heard of Nameng yet.
I was wondering if Nameng would have a name.
I have not heard of Nameng yet.
Matsuda and Kosaka are in Kansai.
They are in Kansai dialect.
Isn't it correct?
Both of them start with "uchi", "nekoyanen".
Then they say "namae wa nainyakedo" and "namae wa mada naikedo na".
But both of them are correct.
Both of them are in Kansai dialect.
Since it is Matsuda and Kyoto, it sounds like "mounting".
It doesn't sound like that.
I don't know it.
Isn't it "mounting" for Osaka?
I don't mean it like that.
Instead of connecting "nen", it is better to use different Kansai dialect.
But Osaka and Kosaka and Naosan are not connected with "nen".
So they don't use "nennen" that much.
So, be careful of what you say and don't connect "nen" with Kansai dialect.
By the way, dirty Kansai dialect like Ms. Kasuga is wrong, so please be careful of it.
Let's move on to the second question.
Why is there blood on the scene?
The incident didn't happen in the meeting room but on the scene.
It's long and difficult.
The next question is from the famous line of "Modoru Daisousa Sen".
What is their answer?
Let's see their answers.
- Ms. Takamoto, please read it out loud. - Yes.
"donai shite genban ni chigau nagare torun ya" "jiken wa kaigishitsu de okitorun ya"
nai genban de okitorun ya
"okitorun ya" might not be used that much.
"terun ya" might be used more.
"okitenren" and such.
"donai shite" reminds me of Conan's "Hattori Heiji-kun".
"donai shite" is used a lot in class.
- It's amazing. - But...
In this sentence, "donai shite" is more like "how are you?" in Hawaii.
"donai shite" is like "how are you?"
- It's like "how are you?" - Wow.
- It's not "donai shite". - I think it's "donai".
Please read it out loud.
donai shite genban ni chigau nagare toron ya
- "chigau" - I don't know!
- "donai shite" - You can say "chigau", right?
- "chigau" - I know.
You didn't say "kigi" when you said "jiken", right?
- I didn't say "kigi". - No, you didn't!
- You said "edokko". - I didn't say "edokko", either!
- You didn't say "kigi" in the reference room. - I didn't say it in the reference room.
- It's "kigi". - But you've been saying "chi" and "kigi" for a while now.
- I feel like I should extend everything like a management office. - You haven't added anything new, have you?
- No, no, it's "kansai" flavor. It's a pretty exciting part of the screen, so first of all, "what the hell!"
- The situation and such are "what the hell!"
- Why is there blood flowing on the scene?
- I'll put up a notice next time!
- I won't lose my team! I won't lose my spot! I won't give up!
- It's not good, it's not good. - It's an exciting scene, including the atmosphere, so first of all, "what the hell!"
- It's an original thing that's happening. - It's like a Kansai dialect that Kanto people think of.
- That's a good answer. - That's true.
- Now, I'd like Nao Kosaka to read us the script.
- Why is blood flowing on the scene? Is there a murder or something? Is there blood on the scene or not?
- Oh! - Applause!
- It worked!
- Just like this, if you change "gobi" to "ya" or "ya nai", it will become a gentle Kansai dialect.
- Now, let's put the current rule in mind and continue with the application edition!
- Ta-dah!
- "Gentle Kansai dialect impromptu recitation play"!
- Wow! - Applause!
- This is a conversation play of a certain situation written in Kyojin language, which is impromptu converted into Kansai dialect and played out!
- First of all, today's big player, Nibu-chan and Yamaguchi from Tottori Prefecture will challenge girls' conversation!
- Are you confident? - I'm pretty confident.
- Oh! - That's good, that's good.
- That's right, you've already learned it. - I've learned it, so...
- I think you've gained a lot of knowledge from previous lessons, so are you confident you can do it?
- I'm happy. - I'm confident.
- How about you, Yamaguchi-san? - I'm from Yokoh, Kansai, so I don't know much about intonation.
- The two girls are confident in each other! What kind of impromptu Kansai dialect will they show us?!
Hey, hey, do you know this?!
What is it? What is it?!
It's a word that's been trending recently!
It's a word that's become a hot topic in Japan!
Is there such a thing?!
Who is Kyoko Saito talking about?!
What is it?
"Ippakko"!
That's it!
I know it, too!
It's really funny!
I know it!
You've been to the Northeast once, haven't you?!
And then you went to Tokyo and came back to Kansai!
And you went back to Tokyo again, haven't you?!
But I think we have quite a lot in common!
I think we have quite a lot in common!
I felt like I was overdoing it a little bit, but it was pretty good!
If you say "You're really stupid, aren't you?!"
I'd be happy!
Anyway, if you use "stupid" consciously, you'll get closer to Kansai people!
Next, Takamoto, who showed off her Kansai dialect in a previous program, and Kato, who doesn't know much about it, will try calling their father and daughter!
Are you two confident?
Yes, we are!
I often go to UNIVERSE.
Yes, we are!
Good luck!
You're like Bollywood stars!
Will UNIVERSE's self-taught Kansai dialect be demonstrated?!
Hello?
How are you?
I'm fine. How are you?
By the way...
Dad!
You sent me something again even though I didn't ask you to!
Ayaka...
I thought you'd be happy about it!
I'm happy about it, but...
At first, it was a safe, right?
Then, I got a muscle man's pen...
A muscle man's protein...
A newspaper card...
This card is...
Chocolate sweets...
A carton...
A big name card...
A refrigerator...
A joke...
It's all become that, right?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
I'm sorry...
When I went to your house the other day...
I ate it without asking you...
It was cheap...
I bought it without asking you...
I... I... I was happy about it...
Red mochi color...
Put it on your body...
Muna...
Muna?
It's annoying!
How did you like it?
I think it was pretty good.
What?!
Was it really good?!
After this, it's sample time!
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Here is today's model answer!
Hello?
Hello, how are you?
I'm doing well.
By the way, Dad.
You sent me something again even though I didn't ask you for it.
I thought you'd be happy about it.
I'm happy about it, but first it's the safe, right?
And then the muscle man's picture book.
Muscle man's protein and book card.
The other day, it was a chocolate candy one can.
It's a big bother.
All the jokes in the fridge turned into that.
I'm sorry.
When I went home the other day, I ate it without asking for it.
And while I was going to work, I froze because it was cheap.
Well, I was happy about it.
The concert is coming up, so take care of yourself.
See you.
Bye-bye.
Smooth.
How did you like it?
We got along pretty well, didn't we?
Looking at their eyes, I feel like I'm going to pull out my waist.