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Today's energetic Hinatazaka members!
We're back!
Thank you!
Are you okay now?
It was cold!
It's been a while since we recorded in a studio.
Recently, the second time "Cut Queen" was played.
The captain was chosen as the second "Queen".
Congratulations!
The "Cut Time" was 1 hour and 13 minutes and 57 seconds.
I thought 1 hour and 13 minutes was a little too much.
This program is with Sony Music.
Along with Kumi-san...
We're sponsoring you.
I'd like you to make a video.
I'd like you to appear in a movie.
I don't think the sun will come in a movie.
I'll go, though.
Now, Kazuda-san, please tell us about today's program.
Hit by a young man and fall in love! Presentation time!
So!
In order for the members not to be scolded for not telling them why,
they will present their favorite hobbies and entertainment while they are at it!
By the way, the presentation will be judged in three stages,
which are "hitting by a young man", "taking it back and checking it out", and "making sure it didn't work".
By the way, what kind of things do you want? Do you have any hopes?
Is there anything you can do by yourself?
I can't go out that much now...
Oh, I see.
A day like this won't be a good recording.
Oh my god!
It's the first recording after the holiday break, and it's been a pretty fluffy recording, but let's keep our voices out!
Now, let's start the presentation project!
Now, let's open them all at once!
Oh, there are a lot of things.
They all look interesting, but...
Shall we start with Ribu-chan?
Yes! What I want to present is...
"Falling in love with Yamada-kun at level 999"!
It's a title that's a little hard for a man in his 40s to handle, but...
What kind of work is it, Ribu-chan?
This is a girl's manga.
A title?
Yes, it's a title for a manga.
Earlier, you said you were hooked on "Jujutsu Kaisen".
But this time, it's a girl's manga version.
It's not a version.
Why is it "Jujutsu Kaisen"?
It's written all over it.
Aren't you from boys' high school?
How many years ago was that?
It's a work that makes you feel the youth of that time.
I've been reading girl's manga since elementary school.
It's my favorite girl's manga at the moment.
There are only five volumes out yet, so you can read it easily.
I put out a total of five volumes.
The protagonist is a girl named Akane-chan.
This girl.
And Yamada-kun is this girl.
In this work, the protagonist is Akane-chan who has a boyfriend on the Internet.
Yamada-kun's love pattern is featured on social media.
It's a modern love comedy.
First of all, Yamada-kun.
He's a professional gamer in high school.
He's smart and very handsome.
In any case, he's very high-spec.
But there are a lot of parts where he doesn't look good.
He only says "Yes, that's right."
I compared Yamada-kun to a certain member.
Do you know who it is?
He actually has a similar hairstyle today.
Yamada-kun.
Yes, yes.
Yes, Kumi-san.
It's a cow.
Me?
It's a little similar, but it's a cow.
Wakabayashi-san!
You're a member of this show?
It's like I'm not a member of this show.
You're all members of this show.
You only say "Yes, that's right."
That's right.
Akane-chan is very expressive and pure.
I compared her to this member.
Do you know who it is?
Isn't it Yuzu-chan?
Yuzu-chan.
I'm Yuzu-chan.
And Akane-chan was dating a certain person,
but she got cheated on by a person she met in an online game.
She got cheated on by a girl in an online game.
There's someone who doesn't like that kind of thing, and I compared her to that member.
Do you know who it is?
I don't like it.
She's the only one I don't like.
I don't like it.
Katsuga-san!
I see.
Give me a break!
She was cheating in real life.
In an online game.
A friend of Yamada-kun chose Sato Miki-san.
I compared her to Nakabayu-san.
If it's a live-action version, it'll be hell.
I think the live-action version of this member is...
I don't think there's any specific reason for it, but we'll have Nibu-chan's own interpretation of it to tell us about its charm!
This time, I'd like to introduce a scene where I was a little nervous.
This might make you think, "Huh?!"
First of all, on that day, when Akane-chan was about to be pulled by a bicycle,
Yamada-kun took my hand and supported me!
Thank you!
What's going on? Who's on a bicycle?
It looks like you're doing a touch-on!
No! Please don't! Please don't!
Stop it! I'm the victim!
Anyway, it doesn't seem like you can tell just by looking at the illustration,
so let's guess the role and actually recreate that famous scene!
Well then, Nibu-chan, please!
Yes!
Cha-lin, cha-lin, cha-lin, cha-lin, cha-lin, cha- lin!
Cha-lin!
Huh? Is this a stage walk?
Yeah, it's a stage walk atmosphere.
It looks like there's only one frame in the book, so do your best to look for it!
And I have one more scene I recommend.
When the protagonist asks Yamada-kun "Do you like me?"
Yamada-kun responds with a line that comes to his mind!
Please think about that line!
Do you like me? Do you like me?
Yes! Oh! Manamo-san!
What would you do if I said "What if?"
It's the same, but it's different.
It's different. Then, is it this one?
Yes! I'll take it back and change it.
It's too early!
Well, young people are similar.
I say this one word and it suits me.
Did you know?
Wow!
Is this good for a little girl?
It's very good.
What is it?
It's not like "I like you" directly,
but "Did you know?"
You say "I like you" with only four words.
So, I'd like to recreate "Did you know?"
I'll be Yamada-kun.
Now, let's see if "Did you know?" is real.
Please.
Do you like me?
Did you know?
It's like you're lying.
Did you know?
I was smiling a little, but my mouth went like this and "Did you know?"
Did you know?
You didn't say "Did you know?"
So, this is the end of the second part of the presentation.
However, what is the judgment of young people who don't have many hobbies?
It's close to nothing.
What? Really?
I didn't say that.
I've been crying.
You've been crying?
I've been crying over and over with my daughter.
What is it? Is it a story?
But you look like Yamada-kun today.
You look like you're going to get beaten up, so stop it.
People who like anime are scary.
I'm going to get beaten up.
So, it's close to nothing for young people who have daughters and love Yamada-kun at level 999.
Now, let's move on to the next present selection!
Now, young master, what shall we do?
Well, I guess I'll go with Kawata's "arrival of the hand-pulled era".
I didn't know that.
Kawata-san, it seems like no one has noticed you yet, so please explain in detail.
What I'd like to present to young master is "arrival of the hand-pulled era".
I didn't know that.
Eh, do you know "arrival"?
I know.
"Arrival"?
You know it now?
That's right.
When did "arrival of the hand-pulled era" come about?
About three years ago.
Eh?
Oh, I see.
People around me started using it, and it came to me.
Ah, I see. About three years ago.
And in it, right?
Is the illustration hand-pulled? Like a flag?
It's a flag of hand-pulled.
A flag of hand-pulled.
Is it a flag?
It's a flag.
I'd like to introduce a good point of hand-pulled.
Wait, beans and tea are too big.
It's weird.
It's a big bean.
There are many patterns of hand-pulled.
In the ending, there's always a rapper.
What was it again?
There are many patterns of hand-pulled.
Around here is...
Ah, cute!
Around here is... how do you say it?
Ah, cute!
Ah, how do you say it? Normal one.
There are many patterns of hand-pulled.
Ah, normal version?
Normal version?
Normal one is...
In the place of fun Ms. Kata, she would like to explain.
Of course, recent hand-pulled has orthodox patterns.
There are many patterns of hand-pulled.
You can enjoy choosing patterns of hand-pulled.
Besides hand-pulled, there are many other ways of using hand-pulled.
First of all, it's cute even if you wear it as a scarf.
Does anyone want to wear it as a scarf?
I do.
Let's try it.
How do you wear it?
Just wrap it around your neck like this.
Ah, scarf.
I got scared.
You might not think it's a scarf.
But I'm sure you'll be cheered up.
Right away.
Besides hand-pulled, there are many other ways of using hand-pulled.
However, I will omit it this time.
Lastly, I would like you to introduce a new way of using hand-pulled, which is usually practiced by Kawata.
You know how there are times when you're told what you don't like, or what comes to your mind?
If you have a hand-pulled, you can use it like this.
- It's better to have it than not having it? - It's better to have it.
What do you mean by "hand-pulled"?
When you're at school and you really want to be alone, you can put it in front of you so that no one can look at you.
What are you talking about?
- You sound like you'd do it. - You're right.
- You can do it by yourself. - Yes.
- But it might be better like this. - That's true.
- It's a shut-out. - Yes.
- Did you get hooked on hand-pulled? - Did you find out?
By the way, it was confirmed that young people were interested in hand-pulled.
Now, let's move on to the next present selection.
Now, what would you like?
- Let's go back. - I don't know much about Manafi's Nano Block, so I'd like to hear about it.
Now, let's have Takase-san tell us in detail about the Nano Block.
It's a free-to-play Nano Block.
- Nano Block. - What's a Nano Block?
- This is the Nano Block. - It's so small.
- It's "nano". - That's right.
- As the name suggests, it's a Nano Block. - It's so small.
You can focus on it by yourself without talking to anyone and enjoy it for a long time.
I'd like to recommend it to young people.
This is what I actually made and this is what you can make.
- Ta-da! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Really? - Wow!
- Really? - Did you make it?
- No, I borrowed it. - No way!
- No, but... - I told you I made it.
Anyway, it's a Nano Block you can enjoy from children to adults.
Just like the mini-onk you like, it's also worth trying.
- And? - This is the point I'd like to emphasize the most.
- Yes. - Ta-da!
It's an original work of art.
- Wow! - Wow!
- What's that? - This is...
It's a kit with instructions on how to make it.
And you can make whatever you like without touching it.
- Wow! - Wow!
Actually, I'd like to make it now.
- Now? - Now?
- Yes, if you could give me a topic. - A topic?
- A drone. - A drone?
- A drone?
- It's difficult! - It's difficult!
- It's the best memory of your life.
- Yes, I got it. - Yes, I got it.
So, Takase moved to the production site.
They produce original works according to the theme within the recording time.
What kind of works will be completed?
Meanwhile, let's move on to the next present selection.
- What do you think? - Well, I'm not sure.
- Well, if you have this much. - I'd like to hear everything, but is it okay?
- Isn't it as long as you allow time? - Then, "Shadow's" psychological test.
- I'm interested in this test. - Of course.
So, "Shadow's" psychological test was selected.
Wakabayashi used to be in close contact with psychologists in the past.
Will "Shadow's" presentation be successful?
- I forgot to say it, but... - Yes?
- I got a psychological counselor's qualification. - Wow!
- It's a human qualification, but... - Wow!
- I was studying it for a while. - Wow!
- You can know the truth of psychology by psychological test. - Yes.
- You know, Wakabayashi is a writer, right? - Yes, yes.
- In such a case, you should face your own mind. - Yes.
- I think you'll have various ideas, so I'd like to recommend it. - I see.
- Well, I don't have much explanation, but... - Yes.
- Would you like to do a psychological test? - Wow!
- Let's do it, everyone. - Yes!
- By the way, this psychological test is... - Yes.
- provided by Sakamichi Group's psychological analyst, Dr. Amon Nijishiko. - Wow!
Now, the first question!
- Now, the first question! - Huh? What is it?
- Ta-dah! - What's this?
- A new fortune-telling card like this "tarot" card has been developed.
- One of them is this "happiness card".
- Now, in this card, what do you think "hatena" angel has?
- A. Earthquake.
- B. Gift.
- C. Birdcage.
- D. Book.
- Please choose intuitively.
- Please write what you think. - I see.
- Please write what you think. - Don't think like "this is like this".
- Yes.
- It would be scary if you gave me something like "bad luck book".
- Now, which item will Audrey and members choose?
- Have you decided yet? - Yes!
- Now, open at once!
- Ta-dah! - Wow!
- A. C. D. A. A. C. C. D. A. D.
- It's quite mixed up, isn't it?
- Which item will Audrey and members choose? - D.
- Wow! - Yes, that's right!
- Now, here is everyone's answer!
- It's quite mixed up, but do you know what kind of "true psychology" it is?
- You can see this problem through your selfishness!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- First of all, let's look at the members' selfishness who chose A.
- Everyone who chose A is a super selfish person who wants to exercise power as they like.
- Oh, no! - Yes, who is it?
- Oh, I'm sorry. - It's quite mixed up, isn't it?
- B. You force opinions of others unconsciously.
- C. Things don't go the way you want them to.
B. You cause the other person's mood and feelings.
- You're a consenting person. - I'm not like that!
- Are you selfish? - Oh! Can I make an excuse?
It was round, wasn't it?
So, intuitively, I chose a round one.
I thought it might be a quiz.
Oh, it was round in shape.
So, I thought I had to choose a round one.
I'm selfish.
Oh, no!
Mr. Kasuga is also very selfish.
Well, I've never been told that.
What?
Then, I think Mr. Kumi on the other side of the TV is very upset.
Thank you, Kage-gura.
Next, Kawata and Takahashi, who chose B, are selfish?
You two are kind people who are too patient and lose too much.
Selfishness is extremely low.
In order to survive in this entertainment world,
you might miss your chance.
You might miss your chance.
Please go out with them selfishly.
Let's move on to the second question.
Ta-dah!
This tree which grows in a mysterious world,
eats humans with its big mouth.
It's a terrible plant.
Well, how do you think this tree will attract humans, which are its prey?
I see.
This time, it's "gotaku".
"Gotaku"?
A. Steal hearts with a mysterious song.
B. Impersonate lovers' voices skillfully.
C. Attract humans with its sweet aroma.
D. Use a bird's eye view of the tree which is flying around.
E. Don't do anything and just wait for humans to approach you out of curiosity.
Please choose one.
I just came up with it.
Should we think about "synthesis"?
Yes.
If "synthesis" is included, you will be objective, so if "synthesis" is less...
I see. This is like this, so it's not like this.
Yes.
How will Audrey and members attract humans?
Well then, Issey, go ahead!
C and A. A is the most common. Audrey and others chose C.
C.
So, here is everyone's answer.
We are concentrating on A and C, but can you find out what kind of "truth psychology" is from here?
Psychology test 2nd question!
Can you find out what kind of "truth psychology" is from how a tree attracts humans?
You will know how much you are lying!
No!
Why do you know it by this?
Why don't you know it by this test?
Without further ado, let's look at the "lying" level of 6 people who chose A.
Can you find out what kind of "truth psychology" is from how a tree attracts humans?
It's a person who lies for the sake of lying.
Really?
Yes.
There's no bad intentions, but from service psychology, it's a person who thinks it's good and ends up lying too much.
And it's not limited to lying, but there's a habit of talking a little too much.
Oh, you're right.
I only look at things like that.
Next, 6 people who chose C and...
It's a person who gets caught the moment you lie.
Oh, no!
You're right.
Is it bad?
I don't think it's that bad.
Really?
But it's probably exposed.
It's probably exposed on their necks.
Next up is D's "lying" level, which only Watanabe chose.
Miho is...
It's a person who makes liars her accomplices.
Wait a minute!
She makes accomplices her accomplices?
In order to make lying more convincing, she says, "She said it, too!"
Oh, no!
Wait a minute!
You're killing me!
You're selfish and a liar!
You're crazy!
By the way, Kumi, Takamoto and Yamaguchi chose E.
They're honest people who never lie.
And B, who no one chose, is a "lying" advanced level.
That's the result.
That's it for Kageyama's presentation.
What will Watanabe judge?
Oh, this is...
"Using the chest" level.
I want to be chubby.
Chubby?
I feel like humans are cute.
Humans are cute?
You're that broad-minded?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and my sponsors.
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Next time... "Tamaru's Hobbies and Entertainment Presents" Semi-final!
That's the best memory of my life.
Will the members who will drag Nakabayashi into his hobbies show up?!
"Tamaru's Hobbies and Entertainment Presents" Semi-final!