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Today's "Let's meet at Hinatazaka" is a little different from usual.
All members of Hinatazaka are "kesseki".
"Kesseki" means "striking" in Japanese.
Today's guests are like "bokura no jidai" style.
These three "mentsu" may be "bokura no jidai" in their hometown, but it doesn't make sense.
It's weird. It's weird.
It's like "kasukasu tv". It's nostalgic.
As a result of the emergency situation in which all members of Hinatazaka are "kesseki",
the host of "Let's meet at Hinatazaka", Masayasu Wakabayashi of AUDREY,
the official "dohentai" of AUDREY, Toshiaki Kasuga of AUDREY,
and the best entertainer in Hinatazaka II, Mitsuharu Sato of AUDREY,
in all 157 episodes so far,
we will deliver the main story while talking about the best scenes that the three of them have kept in their hearts.
When we took a break, Kishi-kun and Hama-chan did "dai dai mushii" for us.
You haven't watched it, have you?
That's right.
I know you haven't watched it.
I was going to watch it, but while I was thinking about it, it disappeared from the recorder.
I left it.
It was pushed out.
Ours only shoots for two weeks.
Did Kishi-kun say anything after recording?
He didn't say anything.
I think it was at night when Hama-chan called me and said, "Kishi-kun, I'm sorry for dressing up strangely."
I said, "No, it's not Hama-chan's fault anymore."
But based on what I heard, Kishi-kun did a good job of dressing up.
No, so I'm very grateful for the editing.
The TV show that appeared in the past was the most popular.
Then it's a good thing.
I'd like to hear that, but it seems like K-MAX itself has already disposed of the data.
It seems like it was broken by Kizuchi.
Grill it once and let it live quickly.
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Let's take a look at the first impression scene.
This is a value.
It was the first time for a panda.
Katsuga became a panda.
That's right.
He was doing it.
When Wakiwa asked me to be a panda, I was really scared.
I didn't know what would happen.
I was more scared than bungee jumping.
You don't have a life plan.
That's right.
But when I tried it...
I didn't hate it that much.
Because it was fun.
It was fun.
You have a good face.
It looks fun just watching this cut.
That's right.
But unfortunately...
No, no, no, you're a pervert.
You're out of line.
It was broadcasted in May 2019.
That long ago?
No, it was broadcasted three years ago.
No, it's been a while.
Three years!
It was broadcasted three years ago.
I don't think it was broadcasted three years ago.
That means it hasn't changed that much.
Even if it was broadcasted last month, it's not strange at all.
Can you do me a favor?
It was broadcasted three years ago.
Can you sing "Kono Toki no Kimochi" on the road?
It was broadcasted three years ago.
I don't want to hear it.
Please, please.
I won't use it.
Please, please.
You don't have to use it.
I see.
It's too long, so we'll cut it out.
Don't push me like this.
Then, Mr. Kazuya, please show us your VTR.
VTR.
Panda.
Now, please watch Mr. Kawata and Panda's life together.
It's about Mr. Kawata Hina's delusional future history.
I'm 36 years old in 2037, 11 years later, and I'm starting to live with something.
What do you think it is?
- 36 years old? - Yes, I'm 36 years old.
Yes, it's Riki Choshu.
No, it's not.
- Riki-san, it's pretty hard. - Yes, it is.
- You have to go through a lot of training. - Yes.
It's something I like.
- Pandas? - Pandas?
- That's correct. - Pandas?
- I'm starting to live with pandas. - Pandas?
- That's okay. - Yes.
- My name is Kurage. - Kurage?
- Even though you're a panda? - Yes, that's right.
- At home? - At home.
- Can you live at home? - No, I don't think I can.
It's a dream.
I don't think I can do it now, but I think it will come true someday.
- Yes, thank you. - I can't do anything.
- Where do you live? - In a 2LDK apartment in Tokyo.
- In Tokyo? - Yes.
- Isn't it in Yamaguchi? - It's not in Yamaguchi.
- It's not in a 2LDK apartment? - Yes.
- This is where I sleep. - You sleep here?
- Yes. - You've thought of where you sleep?
This is my room.
Pandas are not allowed in.
- We sleep in the same bedroom. - You sleep together?
- Yes, we sleep together. - Your nails are amazing.
- Really? - Yes, they are.
- I have an umbrella in the living room. - I see.
- The bathroom is also separate. - It's separate?
- Yes, it's safe there. - I see.
We can eat together or brush our teeth together.
- There's a panda costume. - Really?
- Come and try it out. - Really?
Let's see how Kamata and Kurage live.
Ready, action!
I'm back!
I'm back, Kurage-chan!
Bad attitude!
I told you not to sit like that! Sit down!
She has a really bad attitude!
Like a string!
Here's your reward, shasa!
Oh, I see!
Let's eat it together!
She's happy!
Thank you for the food!
Huh? You eat it too?
Yes!
Huh?
Thank you for the food!
She's eating it!
Huh? Really? Huh?
Huh? She's eating it with shasa!
Huh? She's eating it!
Eat it!
Huh? What's this?
You eat it without tea?
It's good!
It's good?
You ate it all up today, too!
You're good!
Huh? What's this?
Kamata, do you want to play chess?
She seems a little special!
She looks like an old man!
Then, let's play a pose game!
Ready, action!
Huh?
Here you go!
Huh?
You don't have to tie it up or anything like that?
You don't have to do it according to rules?
No rules!
It doesn't match the picture, does it?
Ready, action!
Huh?
Ready, action!
Do you want it?
Ready, action!
Huh?
Ready, action!
Stop it!
It doesn't match the picture!
That's it for Kamata and Kurage's strange life together!
Here's the next scene that left an impression on us!
This is...
Ah! This is me!
It's one of my favorite scenes!
It's a barbeque scene.
Kasuga goes shopping with Hama-chan and the members.
Wakabayashi-kun gives instructions to the members.
Kamimura-san gets a card and hits Kasuga on the head.
I remember that!
I love that scene!
What did he say?
When you get such instructions, you may rush to get the card.
I see.
Or you may run.
He runs in no motion.
You can't be found out.
That's amazing.
His back is like...
Here, here, here!
Here!
It's so funny!
Kasuga-san, do you remember?
Well, I was a little scared.
I was like, "No!" and I got a variety card.
But, I was like, "Which one should I hit?"
Which one should I hit?
Stop!
That's perfect!
That's perfect for you!
When I came here dancing,
I heard that Kamimura didn't want to come here.
I see.
When I first came here, I was a funny boy.
I think I did something wrong.
I'm sorry.
That's enough.
Now, let's see Kamimura's card attack.
It happened while he was buying BBQ ingredients with Kasuga-san.
I need one more card.
Kamimura, please bring me one more card and hit Kasuga-san.
Hit Kasuga-san.
There must be a bucket somewhere.
Make sure you don't get caught behind Kasuga-san.
If you get caught, you can leave it at your parents' house.
That's weird.
It's here! It's here!
So, Kamimura is like, "Huh?"
Why did you hit me like that?
Hit me like that. Hit me like that.
Why did you hit me like that?!
Do you often get caught with a card like that?
It's my first time.
I was surprised to find out that it's like this.
It's my first time.
That's good. That's good.
And once again, they walk around the store in search of food for barbeque.
Let's go with this. Half price. I like this one.
Huh?
Isn't it half price?
Is there another card?
There aren't many.
I want it to come out from the other side.
I want it to come around.
Let's go with this one.
Kamimura is going to get another card.
He's going to hit me from behind and in front of me.
That's weird.
It's weird for you to have a watch like that.
Cabbage is dangerous.
Why did you cut the cabbage?
You cut it!
I'm scared!
That's right, I think it's okay for us to have it.
Then let's not do it today.
Can you come around from the back?
If you think about the theme...
There's no need for a theme. That's where it's fun to cut barbecue.
Don't say that.
I'm going to buy a cut one.
It's dangerous!
Don't do it!
It's not good.
There's a lot of boxes in there.
I don't like boxes. I want to fill it up.
Nice, Gamimura, nice!
Gamimura, can you hit me one more time?
I'm angry!
Do you want me to hit you?
Look in front of you!
Okay, okay!
That was the biggest and most memorable scene of Mr. Sato.
Tomita... Tomita...
Here's the next memorable scene.
This is me.
What was it like for you, Tomita?
Tomita suddenly came in and said, "I can walk diagonally."
I walked diagonally and eventually fell.
The way you came in and everything was funny.
If you were an emcee who wasn't me, you'd be pissed off and come in.
When I saw it last night, it was cut.
That scene was finally aired on "Cut Queen" on the second "Cut Queen" final round.
I see, "Cut Queen" was aired, so it's not there anymore.
You're like Tomita.
You're right.
Even though we took it up.
That's true.
We finally did "Cut Queen" the other day.
I want you to do a big show.
I want you to do a show like "I have a special skill" or something like that.
By the way, in the second "Cut Queen" final match, your cut time was 2 hours and 57 minutes and 17 seconds.
What?!
Isn't it "fns fire fortress" or something like that?
And you, Wakabayashi-kun, had 1 hour and 25 minutes and 11 seconds.
I see. I see.
Wakabayashi-kun talked about Monja for 6 minutes in "Welcome back, Kage-san".
He talked about it hotly.
6 minutes?!
You talked about it a lot.
That's "Cut Queen" for you.
I talked about "Cut Queen" in "Takase-sensei- jishi- nanabi-kai-quiz" and I talked about it for 6 minutes in "Cut Queen".
Oh, I remember it.
That's why "Cut Queen" is so long.
And I talked about "Secure Date" and "I love you" game for 8 minutes in "Cut Queen".
8 minutes?!
I think you did it.
No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't.
I think you did a good job of editing it.
"Cut Queen"? Why "Cut Queen"?! I can't say it out loud.
"Cut Queen" is helpful.
There are many helpful edits.
You two are popular now. You said you love it.
Did you get excited?
Not at all.
Everyone said it.
I say it every week.
Here is the next impression.
Yes, yes, yes. This is me.
Yes, it's the wings of spring.
You said it without knowing it.
Oh, is it wings?
Is it wings?
If we talk about comedy on TV, it's like this.
It's a good comedy.
It has a good impact.
There is a flaw in what you left out.
I see.
If you change it like this, it's a little different.
Oh, you're right.
It's too much.
If you change it like this, it will be on every show.
It's me.
I think it will be popular again.
Is it really okay?
If "kasuga" was popular in that era...
That's right.
If you record it and spread it, but you can't do it in your life...
I see.
I think it will spread.
I see, it's the wings of spring.
I think you can do a performance.
In the end, you want to do an imperial episode, don't you?
How old are you?
I'm young.
I don't remember.
"Wakahibiki" is really good.
"Wings of spring" and "wakahibiki" are good.
Oh, it's good.
Is it okay for me to be "wakahibiki" at that time?
I don't have a decent person, so I'll ask "satomizu" to come.
That's right.
"Wakabayashi" is also "wakahibiki".
I want to see "wakahibiki".
It's a troublesome role.
"Wings of spring", please enjoy some of the birth.
It started with Mr. Hamagishi's project presentation.
We're planning to be "takara-zen" together.
I'm "zukaota".
"Zukaota" is something I've never heard of.
You've never heard of it?
No, I haven't.
Heh heh heh.
It must be interesting, the second and the third one.
Everyone, get ready. "TAKARAZENU" city life location.
What kind of location is this?
TAKARAZUKA's make-up and outfit are completely different from ordinary make-up.
I'm not used to it, but it's pretty amazing.
Come on, come on.
It's funny.
Instead of Hamagishi who can't stop laughing, we'll explain the outline of the project.
Actually, Hamagishi loves "TAKARAZUKA" drama troupe since 5 years ago.
What we want to do there is...
The members will become "TAKARAZENU" members and shoot "TAKARAZUKA" locations in various places.
I like "TAKARAZUKA" very much, so I often do "TAKARAZUKA" make-up at home alone.
Here is the picture.
TAKARAZUKA
It's like "TAKARAZUKA" of men.
You're doing it yourself. It's amazing.
This is a monochrome picture.
She prepared a monochrome picture for me.
Do you actually go to see "TAKARAZUKA"?
Yes, I go to see it a lot.
Even when I live in Fukuoka, I go to see it all the way to Osaka.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
It's like a theater.
It's so old.
Which role do you want to play?
A man or a woman?
Could you say it one more time?
No, it's okay.
I'm sorry for asking you.
Where do you go with this make-up?
We haven't decided where we're going yet.
First of all, I want to get on the bus with this make-up.
Then, I want to play ping-pong in my favorite place.
It's like a bus trip.
Yes, it is.
Then, I want to go for a walk in my favorite place.
You're a city walker.
When I'm walking in the city, I meet various people.
I get along with them.
At last, I want to drink banana juice.
At last, you drink banana juice.
I like banana juice very much.
It's very popular in our group.
Yesterday, Miho, Nibuko and I went to drink banana juice.
It's said that it's popular after tapioca.
Yes, it's popular.
At last, you drink it and it's over.
Yes.
Did you hear it?
Should we comment on it?
There is a rule for it.
I'm sorry.
Your feelings are popular.
I'm sorry.
You've eaten it up, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
There is a rule for it.
At last, I want to apologize to my seniors.
That's right.
It's a very strict place.
When we shoot "MACHIBURA",
I always apologize to people I don't know.
For example, grandfathers and grandmothers.
What? Grandfathers and grandmothers?
Which part are you talking about?
Grandfathers and grandmothers are there.
They are walking over there.
Grandfathers and grandmothers are my seniors in life.
I see.
When I meet them, I say "excuse me".
When we turn the corner of the shoot, we always turn at a right angle.
Together.
As Takarazuka rules, you will walk around town.
That's right.
While reflecting the iron rule that Hamagishi is interested in, they enjoy walking around town.
And this time, Hamagishi has prepared something that is indispensable for Takarazuka people.
Takarazuka people have their own name.
That's right.
Today, Kasuga-san and Wakabayashi-san came up with it.
Can we sing it?
Kasuga-san, what do you think it is?
It's very cool. Captain?
Umeiro Haruko.
Umeiro?
It's pink, so it's called Umeiro.
It's not cherry blossoms.
I see.
Tatoshi?
Kasunchel?
Takarazuka?
Kasunchel?
It's a unique model.
Takarazuka-like?
It's cool, isn't it?
It's like wings.
It's not yogurt wings.
Rich people.
They are rich people, aren't they?
What Kasuga-san said just now was very close.
Wings.
Can you put wings in it?
Spring wings.
You're right.
It's spring wings.
It's ideal.
You left spring for me.
You left it for me.
Wakabayashi-san's daughter's name is...
My daughter's name is...
Miho-tan.
Ootori Waka.
Waka comes first, doesn't it?
Tatoshi?
Himejima Wakami.
It's my name, isn't it?
Sushi?
Tsukino Wakaba.
Wakaba.
It's close.
Hinano-kun, can you think of anything?
Nyanin.
Nyanin is a bird's name, isn't it?
It's not Takarazuka's name, isn't it?
Maybe she liked it when she heard it.
The answer is...
Wakahibiki.
It's good, isn't it?
It's ideal.
You're good at choosing only what you like.
What should I do?
That's what you should do with your pen name.
Today, I'd like to do Takarazuka's make-up on Kasuga-san.
Can you transform Kasuga-san into "Spring Wings"?
Sounds good!
They moved to the back of the studio and transformed Kasuga Toshiaki into "Spring Wings" with Hamagishi's original Takarazuka's make-up technique!
What is the point of this make-up, Hamagishi-san?
The point?
But Kasuga-san said she likes pink, so I'm applying pink eye-shadow now.
I see.
Pink.
Pink is cute!
What kind of finish will it be?
After this, "Spring Wings" will finally come.
"Spring Wings" will finally be unveiled!
Now, let's call them.
Please welcome, "Spring Wings"!
Sorry for making you wait.
Spring Wings
I'm sorry for making you wait.
But, it's "Spring Wings".
I'm sorry for making you wait.
Everyone, let's shake hands.
But, it's "Spring Wings".
I'm Tsubasa Haruno.
This is a variety show.
I couldn't do it at all.
You're in the middle of a performance, aren't you?
Aren't you busy?
That's right. I'm taking a break between parts one and two.
By the way, what kind of role are you playing in the performance?
I'm playing Romeo and Juliet.
Which role do you play?
I'm the gatekeeper of Juliet's house.
You're the gatekeeper.
I'm Tsubasa Haruno.
You're going to stop me, aren't you?
If a dangerous person comes in...
I'm Tsubasa Haruno.
You're introducing yourself.
I'm Tsubasa Haruno.
You're introducing yourself.
I'm Tsubasa Haruno.
I'm a fan of you.
You're a very good actor.
I think so, too.
What is your point?
My face is my point.
Your face is your point.
My favorite part of you is your eyebrows.
Your eyebrows are sharp.
How many eyebrows do you have?
I'm sorry.
I'm so excited.
I'm sorry.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
It's been weird since we came in.
Yeah, it's been weird all along.
Next time, we'll talk about the nostalgic scenes that the three of them remember.
This is invention. It's amazing, isn't it?
Look forward to it!