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Number one, Tetteben!
The final round of "Kigashimura Presents", Kasuke, is about to begin!
In the last final stage challenge,
the hot battle between girls broke out!
Wait a minute!
And this time...
I'll save you!
The battle between girls who are even more passionate about power and intelligence!
Who will win the final round?!
Let's find out the answer!
See you in hell!
Today, we're back with entry-level "Challenge B"!
What will it be about?!
"The Kasuga Roads Road"!
Those who enter this contest will be challenged to throw a hammer and compete for a distance to fly far away.
This is also a system that allows you to earn points according to your results.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and the sponsors mentioned above.
I've never paid attention to it before.
Oh, that's a shame.
And now that we've seen Tomita's defeated face,
Which Kasuga are we going to throw this time?
I can't see it.
That's right, it's "Kasuga Roads".
The Kasuga we're going to throw this time is...
We can't throw a real Kasuga.
I wanted to throw it!
So we've prepared this Kasuga.
Kasuga-san, please turn it around.
This one?
Yes, it's here.
Here?
Yes.
Ready, set...
What is this?
This is the super Kasuga-ron-kun doll that you'll be throwing this time.
Due to budget constraints, the quality is a little low, but please enjoy it!
By the way, how do you throw it?
I think it depends on the person.
I'd like to see it.
Can you talk about it?
That's right.
Well, it depends on how you hold it and how you throw it.
No, no, how you hold it!
How you hold it!
I'm sure there's a way you can hold it with both hands!
Please show us how you do it!
I want to fly it with centrifugal force every now and then.
Is there a way to hold it like this?
My neck...
I don't like my neck.
Holding it with my legs is the best way to use centrifugal force.
I want to do it like this.
That's right.
Rotate it a few times.
This is terrible.
I feel sorry for you.
Refer to this demonstration and try throwing it in any way you like!
"THE CASGALLON SLOW" begins now!
The first challenger is Miho Watanabe, who used to drive a sushi wagon!
Miho Watanabe, please stand by.
My neck...
I'm sure there's a way you can hold it with both hands!
I'm sure there's a way you can hold it like this!
I want to try it!
Do you want to try rotating it?
I'll show you how you can hold it with both hands!
Try it! It's dangerous!
What are you doing? Are you trying to throw it away?
Since some inappropriate images have been uploaded, we'll rearrange the situation.
Please wait for a while.
When you hold it, don't hold it with your pants, but with your real ankle.
Please hold it with your ankle.
It might be good.
Basically, Kasuga-non doesn't wear underwear.
I'm sorry.
She doesn't wear rainbows.
Have you decided how you're going to throw it?
Yes.
But it might be best to hold it with your ankle.
I see.
That's good because you like centrifugal force.
By the way, when you throw it, everyone will shout a common theme.
If that word comes to you, Kasuga-san, you'll get a bonus of 5 points.
First of all, Kasuga-san, would you like to use the word "theme" as your goal for this year?
I see.
Although it's February.
Yes.
Then, Watanabe-san, please.
Yes.
That's good.
I'll save money!
Isn't it good?
Tomita-san's record is...
That's great, Tomita-san.
You've grown since you landed.
Your current record is 8.29 meters.
You've improved a lot since you started.
You've improved a lot.
It might be best to make it slip.
I think it's best to make it slip.
It's not about making it slip.
It's about making it slip.
I think it's a pretty high record.
Next, Tomita-san, who took the position of sushi wagon driver from Watanabe-san.
I'll do my best.
That's good!
Oh, no!
He dropped it!
That's the worst!
Because you said "gone"!
How will he throw it?
Oh!
There's that kind of pattern, too!
Oh!
That might be good!
Then, Tomita-san, please shout out your goal!
Yes!
Good luck!
Wow, wow!
It's high.
Don't stop the camera!
Don't stop it!
4m62cm
Wasn't it slippery?
Yes, it was high but it landed
The goal was not to stop the camera
Last year, Mr. Tanaka took the title of "famous saying master"
I said with the feeling that I would like to liven up Hinata Hill as much as Mr. Tanaka this year
That's great!
No points for you!
After that...
I'm going to grow up!
Don't touch me!
The last boss Watanabe's record of 8m29cm is not bad
Currently, Watanabe is in the top position
Please note that you can't score under 6th place
Next is Kawata, the number one favorite girl
Should I hold it like this?
That's right, that's how you hold it
I feel something
I'm going to try it with my arms
Are you going to try it with your arms?
How is it?
It's not bad
It's straight!
Your eyes are straight!
Your arms might be good!
Shout out your goal!
Watch out for the circle.
This is good!
Not bad! Not bad!
This is good! This is good!
Talk with people!
She did it!
This is a pretty good record!
What did you say?
Talk with people!
The current record is 6 meters and 80 centimeters!
6 meters and 80 centimeters!
Wonderful!
Your goal is to talk with people, right?
Ms. Cart.
I don't like talking with people.
I see.
This year, you want to talk with people.
I want to talk with people actively.
5 points!
You got 5 points!
You can do it!
This is big, isn't it?
And the last one is Kamimura Hina of "Change Class" at any time!
Well, please tell me about your enthusiasm.
I'm a powerful girl!
Powerful girl!
You declared it, didn't you?
Yes!
Well, please shout out your goal!
I think this is the best.
I'll do my best!
Oh, good!
She's turning well!
Your goal is...
I forgot to say it!
She forgot to say it!
What a shame!
Talk with people!
Did you say your goal just now?
The current record is 5 meters and 20 centimeters!
5 meters and 20 centimeters!
What is your goal?
I want to make people happy with the image of making baths hot.
You mean DJ KOH, don't you?
Yes!
Make baths hot!
So, I got 5 points!
5 points!
You got an additional point!
As you can see, "The Kasugaron Throw" has got 50 points for "Top Watanabe" and 45 points for "Kawata"!
After two qualifying rounds, here are the current overall rankings.
"East Village" and "Watanabe" are fighting fiercely for the top spot.
And the semi-final advance line is a big mixed match with five points difference.
Who will advance to the semi-final?
Now, let's move on to the next qualifying round.
And now, "Kage" is back.
What's up with you?
I'm sorry, but can you do it for me?
In which scene?
In "Yo-i-don" scene.
You've already done it in "Yo-i-don" scene!
Yes, in fact, she injured her right foot in "Dash and Curse" and avoided "The Kasugaron Throw" which she was going to participate in.
I think "Kage" can do it from now on.
The competition has changed a little.
"Muscle Kasuburan"!
What's up?
"Muscle Kasuburan" doesn't have to be superhuman in terms of brain processing ability.
So...
Now, we're going to give you a quiz to see if you and "Kasuga" have the same sense of humor.
If "Kasuga" and "Kaito" are in the same team, you'll get 50 points.
Of course, "Kaito" will get more points because of "Watanabe" and "East Village".
Even "Kaito" who has zero points will advance to the quarterfinals.
They've been together for a long time.
You'll be able to see how much "Muscle Kasuburan" cares about the quarterfinals.
Are you all doing well?
Yes!
Let me ask you the first question.
Today's "Kasuga" is in bad shape. What's wrong with her?
"Kasuga", you haven't figured it out yet, have you?
"Kasuga", can I go next?
"Kasuga", it's a match.
As expected, there is no longer a period of waiting for this show, so we will proceed.
"Kasuga", you have finished writing.
Then, members, let's answer more and more.
Yes, "Nibu-chan".
I didn't take a bath.
One point!
"Aya".
I brushed my teeth.
Five points!
"Saito Kyoko".
I don't wear rainbow pants.
One point!
You are getting closer, "Captain".
I wear "Fumi-san"'s pants.
Three points! "Takashi".
I don't wear red pants.
No, I want it all the time.
All of you are better than me.
Please go back a little.
"Saito Kyoko".
I wore two pairs of pants.
Go back a little.
Two points!
Usually, I don't wear it, but I wear it today.
You are all better than me.
I always wear it.
Go back a little.
Lower your level, "Kasuga-san".
What do you mean?
Lower your level.
It's not a joke.
Go back a little.
Yes, two points!
My underwear is beige today.
One point!
If you want to guess, it's a little simpler.
Yes, Marimoto!
It's not the uniform I prepared.
Oh, it's close, it's close, it's close!
Yes, Neko!
I'm not wearing a sweater.
It's very close, it's very close!
Yes, Tanimura!
My stomach hurts a lot.
Three points!
She's probably in bad shape.
The pants are too much.
Par!
I'm only wearing a vest.
She's a pervert!
She's a human being!
She can't be on TV!
Marimoto!
I don't want to show my armpits.
One point!
Everyone, I'm really sorry, Katsuya-san.
Can you let me guess?
Your level is a little lower.
I want to guess!
Par is correct, but it's not a vest or socks.
It's simpler.
I want to guess!
Yes, Kibu-chan!
I'm not wearing pants!
Correct!
Katsuya-san, please show us!
She forgot to wear pants.
Par!
See, this is what happens!
A lot of questions came out of Hinata-zaka!
Don't cross this line!
Even in the beginning, you crossed this line!
My heart was pounding!
Hurry up and guess!
An idol wearing a vest and not wearing pants!
Next, the second question!
What has Katsuya-san's wife done to you recently?
Is this a realistic question?
It's realistic!
No, it's what she's really done to me.
Next, Hinata-zaka members!
Aya!
She sleeps in the same place as a dog!
Five points!
Even if you make me drunk, I won't do it!
Okata and Mimo!
I drink hot water in the bath!
You're annoying!
It's not a bath.
Next, Kamimura!
When I drink water, I go from the pool to the dining room.
Three points!
I don't want it. I'll use a cup!
It's about this morning!
This morning?
Yes, the shadow!
I was taken one more time!
Stop it!
Just delete that answer!
Five points!
I'm watching you! Delete it!
The way you choose words is wonderful!
Delete it!
Yes, Mimo-chan!
Don't show it!
You found out!
Three points!
Don't show it!
Three points!
I'm watching you! Delete it!
Don't kiss outside!
I've never done it!
Three points!
I won't show it!
I won't do it!
Yes, Saito and Kyobo!
I won't raise a child!
Chotto is doing it!
Yes, Nibu-chan!
I'll get a lot of free bags from the supermarket!
It's different!
As for Kasuga-san...
It's like Nibu-chan's answer, isn't it?
Yes, Nibu-chan!
Two points!
It's hard for me to breathe!
One point!
Yes, Kamibura!
My face feels really bad!
Three points!
Yes, Amaji-shi!
I've already picked up too many weeds in the neighborhood!
You've already picked up too many weeds in the neighborhood!
That's not it!
Chotto is good!
Yes, Kyoko Saito!
I put gasoline in it.
Oh, it's getting close! It's a car! That's right! It's a car relationship!
But I don't have a car!
I deliberately got into the car and hit it!
It's dangerous, Kyoko Saito!
Three points!
Now, Kyoko Saito!
I use "times" too much!
Three points!
I won't get angry!
Tomita!
I took a taxi!
It's close!
Oh, it's a taxi!
That's right!
Yes, Marimoto!
I got off a little bit in front of my destination in order to make it float even a little!
That's right!
You did it!
That's good!
Now, Mr. Kasuga, please open it!
Since the meter of the taxi goes up,
I stopped it quite in front of my destination!
It's not "a little bit"!
Next, the third question!
During the recording stand-by,
what is Kasuga, who doesn't say a word, thinking about?
First place is...
During the recording stand-by,
what is Kasuga, who doesn't say a word, thinking about?
That's enough. If you've finished writing it, please show it to me.
Something strange is happening. The idol has finished writing and is waiting.
If you do it flat, you're losing, Kasuga.
We don't have much time this time, so we'll skip it until we finish writing it.
Kasuga has finished writing it. Let's go to Kyoshi.
Yes, Manahi.
I'm not thinking about anything.
Good.
Yes, Captain.
As expected, Audrey is the best.
Why would you say that?
Yes, Nibu.
I'll do it for my family today, too.
Yes, Osushi.
I'll explore the earth today.
Yes, Paru.
My arms itch.
Yes, Niba.
I wish I didn't wear my favorite underwear today.
You like underwear, don't you?
Yes, Marimoto.
I don't like being told I'm not a dead person.
No, you're not.
Yes, Matsuzako.
I want you to make me tea, not water.
Oh, you're getting close.
Yes, Osushi.
I want to drink protein.
That's almost correct, but...
Saito Kyoko.
I wish water was protein.
Close!
That's close.
I want to go to the gym.
A little further away, Kamimura.
Yes, Chikara Club 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Rogal.
What's that?
5 points!
It's protein.
Yes, Marimoto.
I forgot to drink protein while working out today.
1 point!
Yes, Saito Kyoko.
I didn't drink protein today.
That's good! You're correct!
That's how it is.
Katsuga-san, please give us your answer.
I wonder if I drank protein this morning.
She raised her voice like that.
A big "ah" came out.
That's how it is.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
And with that, Muscle Kasbrain ends here!
Results and current overall rankings are as you can see!
Matsuda, who was actually in 4th place, jumped up to 3rd place!
Saito, Nib, and Morimoto will advance to the semi- final!
Before announcing the semi-finalists, it's time for a meal!
This time, the members made handmade bentos with the theme of "bentos that will make Audrey happy"!
Then, let's open them all at once!
Now, it's time to open the excited bentos!
Most of them are made for Kasuga, so I'm a little hungry.
Watanabe-san, what's your concept?
This one is for Wakabayashi-san and this one is for Kasuga-san.
Since I'm the deco bento queen of Hinata-saka,
I wanted to make a bento that would make people happy, so I worked hard on it!
Wow, this is amazing!
It's highly complete!
It's like a product!
It's not weird even if you sell it!
And this is a bento for Tomita!
Wow, it's amazing!
Wow, it's of high quality!
It's amazing and well-made!
It's a touch of a muscle man when he's serious!
That's right, it's like a muscle man!
And Konoka Matsuda also worked hard on it!
I reproduced a wrist band!
It's a little loose,
but I made another one and I'm thinking of making an insert of it!
As expected of the broadcaster!
Now, think about TV properly!
This is amazing!
Oh, Kogayama-kun!
I think you two know this,
but I'm Odori-san's former junior high school classmate from Nihon University's second junior high school!
Look it up!
It's really that kind of pink!
N-shaped! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
It's been a while since I saw this!
That's a crab shell, isn't it? Surrounded like this
Oh, crab shell!
It's a crab shell!
And what's this pink one?
The pink one is a cherry blossom light bulb
Cherry blossom light bulb, huh?
Yes
And Ushio-san!
I made "guzoni"
Guzoni
Ozoni
Oh, it's "ozoni"!
It's really good!
I got kelp, shimeji mushrooms, and bonito flakes to make the soup stock
and I've been making it since last night
A famous person made it before the battle
Oh, yes! Amakusa Shiro-san!
Oh, really?
Yes, he made this when he went to war
It's a historical legacy, isn't it?
Where is it from?
Saitama, right?
Amakusa Shiro-san, you came out of nowhere!
There were many other special bentos made by the members
but this time, we'll skip them due to time constraints
Then, let's eat!
Thank you for the meal!
Although it's been a while since they last filmed together and the departure time was early,
the members who made bentos from the early morning forgot about the preliminaries and went to bed right away
Now, 2020...
It's already the beginning of 2022, but did you have any good things?
Well, I went to Kyoto alone for New Year's Day, and I saw a manzai adaptation of "Gorohan Shin Kyojin".
You went to Kyoto alone?
Yes, I went home alone.
Is there anyone else who had good things?
I got an offer for "Kamen Rider" from Mr. Raz's fortune-telling.
Oh, I've heard of it. "Kamen Rider"?
It's not like that, but...
Oh, it's not?
But there is a person who is in charge of the action called "suit actor" of "Kamen Rider", and I decided to work with him.
Oh, "Kamen Rider" and "suit actor"
Yes, I think "Love me do"'s fortune-telling is very reliable.
"Do" sensei's fortune-telling is reliable.
What is it all of a sudden?
The final competition of the preliminaries is over!
This lunch box was also included in one of the preliminaries!
Ms. Kasuga, please give us a detailed explanation.
This time, from the lunch boxes everyone made,
Audrey and Jack will each choose their favorite lunch box one by one,
and decide who will win "Wakabayashi" award and "Kasuga" award.
Each chosen member will receive 50 points!
That's right! If you are chosen here, you still have a chance to pass the preliminaries!
Who will advance to the semi-finals?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Now for the final match of the preliminaries!
Audrey's favorite lunch box battle!
Who will be chosen by the two of them?
First, from Wakabayashi-shou!
Wakabayashi-shou's choice is...
Konoka Matsuda's lunch box!
Why did you choose this one?
I can't help choosing this one because Little Tooth made it for me.
Thank you very much!
Next, we will announce Kasuga-shou's choice!
Kasuga-shou's choice is...
Ushio-kun's choice!
Why did you choose this one, Kasuga-san?
It doesn't matter where I get my lunch box from!
It doesn't matter where I get it from!
I'm already excited!
Thank you very much!
With the final match's score added up, Matsuda has risen to the top of the preliminaries!
Ushio has advanced to the semi-finals!
Please look forward to the next episode!