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It's time for us to say goodbye.
This year's "moya moya" will be resolved this year.
So, as we did last week, we're making a lot of claims again this week.
I didn't know he was such a man.
You guys feel the same way, don't you?
The members and Audrey's "moya moya" will explode!
What will happen?!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and the following sponsors.
What?
So, let's say goodbye to "moya moya" that we sometimes say this week!
Let's move on to the next "moya moya".
"Moya moya" against the members.
I'm scared.
What kind of "moya" is it?
Here it is.
Are you underestimating me?!
What's wrong with you?!
Did you say something good?
What do you mean?
I've never thought you were underestimating me, but I have a lot of body touch in Haruyo Yamaguchi.
Wait a minute. What?
She said we have the same hairstyle.
Maybe she's underestimating me.
She underestimated you and went to meet you.
You're all the same.
Are you two underestimating me?
I'm not underestimating you, but when you touch me, my reaction is...
You don't want others to touch you, do you?
No, it's not like that.
Ms. Nibu's way of touching me is weird.
What do you mean?
Ms. Nibu has big hands, so her way of touching me is weird.
You're twisting it.
It's a big reaction, isn't it?
How do you touch me?
How does she touch you?
She's licking me.
She's licking you?
She's tracing my outline.
Outline?
Paru, is there anything you don't like about me?
I'm very happy about it, but my reaction is...
Your face is showing.
Is that all you're underestimating me for?
It's not just that.
I recently played a human game.
I almost died.
Then, Haryo said, "Ms. Nibu, you're dead."
That's a report, isn't it?
It's a report.
You're not underestimating me, are you?
Yes, I have to play games properly.
That's why I reported you.
There's no problem, right?
You said it in the game.
There may be someone else besides me.
You look like you're underestimating me.
Yes, during a song, Yamaguchi Haru will be Shinme.
Shinme has the same number as me.
So I'm like, "I'm San, how about you?" and I'm singing.
So I'm like, "Are you there?"
That sounds fun. What do you think about it, Paru?
I'm sure of it.
You're sure of it, right?
Isn't it wrong for you to be there at that moment?
I don't know. Was I there?
You used to be there.
You used to be there for a long time.
You're not underestimating me, right, Paru?
Not at all. I respect you.
You respect me.
I respect you.
Yamaguchi-san.
Yes?
Are you underestimating me?
Yes, I am.
The other day, I said something like, "I fell asleep last night."
And you said, "What? You didn't take a bath?"
I didn't say it like that.
You're weird, Yana-san.
You're sure of it, right?
I'm sure of it.
You're not underestimating me, right?
Wait a minute. I'm sure of the way I'm talking right now.
You're saying it like this.
You're saying it like you're a cheerful pop singer.
You're like, "Can I take a bath?"
So you actually took a bath, Yamaguchi-san?
I took a bath in the morning.
No, you didn't.
I also fell asleep that day and took a bath in the morning.
So I thought it was the same.
We're both people who don't take a bath.
Wait a minute.
Confirmation.
That day was a very hard day.
And she doesn't take a bath in the morning every day.
It's been a smooth ride so far, but there's still a long way to go for the competition.
Um, Matsuda-san.
Oh, yes.
I think Hario is really cute, so I want him to ride me on my lap.
He says "come here", but he never rides me.
When Konoka-san says "ride me", I always get made to ride her.
Why don't you ride Matsuda-san on your lap?
Well, I'm really skinny, so I'm afraid I'll collapse.
You're considerate of others, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Wait a minute.
Can you ride me on your lap?
It's because you don't look like you're about to collapse.
Wait a minute.
That's what you mean, isn't it?
No, it's a different situation.
For example, if Sushi rides you on his lap, will you be able to ride him?
It's hard to say.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for saying something hard to say.
For Hario, I tried to hold him once.
But he didn't want me to do it, and instead, he held me.
What?
Why didn't you like it, Paru?
Because he chased me a lot at the time, and on the contrary...
I see.
The captain chased you a lot, and on the contrary, you came back and picked you up.
I see.
As for Yamaguchi, Takahashi-san also has something to say.
Yes.
What is it?
Let's go to a hotel and watch a movie together.
I made a promise to watch a movie with Haruyo last night and Haruyo came to my room that day.
There were some scenes where I cried.
You were moved.
Yes, but Haruyo fell asleep on my bed.
So I watched a movie alone while crying sadly.
You made a promise to watch a movie together.
Yes.
What did it mean for you?
I've seen it once.
Then it can't be helped.
Takahashi-san already wrote it down, right?
Yes.
Anyway, Yamaguchi-san is just checking in detail, so players, don't worry too much about it.
Let's move on to the next problem.
Here it is.
A senior is troubling you.
Yes.
Who is it?
It's Manamo Miyata-san.
Huh? Is it Manamo-san?
When I'm taking a bath or taking a bath, she asks me, "Hey Mari, how do you feel now?"
How do you feel now? You look like a close-up cameraman.
You don't have a camera, do you?
I can answer normal questions, but she asks me a lot of rough questions.
Manamo-san, why do you ask "how do you feel now?"
I'm interested in how people live with their emotions.
I want to know how people live with their emotions.
Audrey-san, I want to know how you two feel now.
How do you feel now?
Now?
How do you feel now?
I feel like I'm in a dream.
So, you've been through a lot, and now you have a job like this.
It's like a dream.
No, it's not like that.
It's like that, right?
I'm happy that I can work with young people with a bright future.
It's like a dream.
But I can't speak.
Miyata-sensei's special questions seem like magic that gives you certain answers.
So, please be careful.
Let's move on to the next problem.
Don't talk to me.
Yes, it's the only job that the staff gave you.
Is it a shadow?
Yes, I often explain various things to the members.
But the one who doesn't understand me the most is Kyoko Saito next to me.
Kyoko-chan.
I've never taken a survey, a plan for a program, or a talk about society.
For example, I said I wanted to change my phone.
When the latest model comes out, the previous generation will be divided 10,000 yen.
I've been talking about it every week for a week.
Every week?
Is it something you do every day?
The next day, I saw the previous model.
Now that I think about it, it's easy to understand.
But it takes a lot of work to go there.
So I thought I'd like to ask you a lot of questions.
I asked you like a self-employed boss.
Are you a self-employed boss?
So, in order to test Kyoko Saito's understanding ability, an emergency plan has been implemented!
From now on, Kageyama, who is a writer, will explain the rules of off-side, which are a little difficult for amateurs!
In response to that, if you can briefly explain what off-side is, Kyoko Saito will pass, but...
I'm pretty confident.
I'm not talking about choreography or anything like that, but I'm really doing it in one shot.
She seems to be pretty confident, but why?
"Off-side" is a soccer term.
Oh, it's a soccer term.
It's a rule that you don't attack too much and cheat.
Wait a minute!
What's funny about it?
What's wrong?
I made a mistake and laughed.
You made a mistake and laughed.
I just made a mistake and laughed.
I didn't mean to laugh, but I made a mistake and laughed.
It's not about what's funny or anything like that.
You made a mistake and laughed.
Wait a minute!
Did you really come all of a sudden?
Soccer is a sport of scoring points, isn't it?
So, in order to score points, you have to move the ball forward for the time being.
So, you kick the ball and stand in front of the ball all the time.
If you kick it, you'll shoot in, so you'll say "good".
"Off-side" is a rule to prevent that.
Black circles are the goal.
White circles are attacking this way.
Simply put, you kick the ball in front of the defender's back line defenders.
You kick the ball in front of the defender's back line defenders.
If you kick the ball in front of the defender's back line defenders, you'll say "off-side".
What do you think?
Yes.
Usually, it takes a week for you to understand, but can you explain it simply?
Well...
When you pass the ball to the goalkeeper...
How much is it?
Passing the ball?
Well...
The goalkeeper's team...
The goalkeeper's team?
I can't explain it.
The goalkeeper's team...
They accepted it.
Well...
Your dream came true.
First of all, if you kick the ball in front of the goalkeeper, you'll say "off-side".
(Yes)
This is a save, save.
Nice save!
This problem seems like it will take some time to solve, so please explain it with care.
Let's go to the next blur.
Here it is.
Everything is dynamic
Yes, it's a sophisticated song.
Yes, there is a song like that, but there is a spread choreography,
and you have to move about four times from the right end to the middle.
Yes.
And at that time, Nibu-chan is in front of me, but she always blocks my movement.
What!?
Why?
I'm in a hurry because I have to go soon, but Nibu- chan's initial speed of movement is quite high and it is blocked a little.
It's hard for you to go.
That's right. So I want to fix it today.
How bad is Nibu-chan's jump?
Since she doesn't seem to be aware of it, Kanemura will play the role of Nibu-chan and explain it!
With this jump...
You go up.
That's right. I go up like this.
You jump and then run.
When I go up, I go like this.
If you don't have a ninja, you can go smoothly.
If you go a little faster, you won't make it.
That's right.
I'm behind these two.
At the count of three, I go to the next position and swing like this.
I have to go really fast, but I can't make it every time because of my condition.
I have an exception.
If I don't jump, I can't run.
That's why I think the song is getting better and better.
It seems impossible to fix it right away, so please enjoy the live show while paying attention to Nib's dynamic movements in the future.
Now, let's talk about the next "moya".
Is it "moya moya" for Audrey?
I don't know what "moya moya" is anymore.
Let's take a look.
Here it is.
"Break time".
When the seats are close, Audrey talks to me in between.
I'm very happy about that.
Especially you, Wakabayashi-san.
I only talk about lies.
That's not true.
I have a proof video, so please take a look.
There's no lie in it.
"Break time".
I'm sorry.
That happened.
It's over.
Did you finish writing "fujikyu" within the time limit?
I did.
I'm talking about it for the first time.
I'm curious about it.
Did you finish writing it?
Yes, I did.
I haven't seen it yet.
You can see it.
There's a video of it today.
Is that so?
I was so worried about it.
I was like, "Is it really true?"
- I'm sure it's a lie! - I don't know.
- It's a manager's job. - Where is it a lie?
- It's not a lie. - Is it true?
- I'm sure it's a lie. - It's a lie!
- I'm worried about her. - I don't know.
- I got scolded. - I'm not surprised.
You're lying.
You said it earlier.
You said you were Thai.
You're Orang Utan.
Who's Orang Utan?
Who's the forest resident?
You're crazy.
What's crazy?
I'm not the one you're talking about.
You're Wakabayashi.
I'm not Wakabayashi. I'm not lying.
I've heard Matsuda's shocking story before.
I'm from boys' high school.
Wakabayashi was into love reality shows when he was young.
I don't know if it's true or not.
It's true.
I've always been an Abema.
Really?
I see.
I want to appear in it.
You want to appear in it?
You're not lying at all.
I'm not lying at all.
Whether it's a lie or not, we'll leave it up to the viewers.
Kasuna, high school students often date, right?
Yes.
It's popular.
Do you watch it?
I haven't seen it yet.
I watch it almost every day.
Even after the show is over, I follow it on Instagram and Twitter.
When I see that they're still close, I feel relieved.
You're useless.
Do you have anything else you want to do?
What does it matter in your life?
I want to be in a love drama this year.
Shall we dance?
More importantly, the orang-utan next door...
Who's orang-utan?
It's my neighbor.
You're still making it up.
That's also an orang-utan.
You're really good!
That's an orang-utan!
That's a lie.
That's not a lie.
It doesn't itch at all.
You're hiding your teeth by writing.
That's a lie.
I don't have any teeth. It's just waiting time.
It's going to take some time for the judges to decide, so let's move on to the next theme.
It's a picture of Kasuga-san.
Here it is.
It's a lie.
You're crazy!
What does it matter in your life?
Until a few days ago, we did a tour called "All countries are going to die."
Yes, of course we know about it.
In that Tokyo park...
"Kasuga-san is coming today!" and I was wondering what kind of hairstyle she would like, and I rehearsed a lot while thinking about it, but she said she wasn't wearing it, and I was really looking forward to it, but for some reason I felt like that.
And we were in Tokyo for three days, and she said "Kasuga-san is coming today" every day for three days, and there is a free dance class for anyone and everyone, and we thought that Kasuga-san would come today,
and we thought that Kasuga-san would come today, and we dedicated three days to Kasuga-san.
What about that, Kasuga-san?
I wanted to go, but I wanted to go, but I didn't even have a plan to go.
What?
No, I had a feeling of wanting to go, and I was talking with Kumi-san about whether or not I could go.
I didn't think Kasuga-san was the kind of guy who would make you think like that.
No, it's not like I'm trying to make you think like that, but I'm trying to make you think like that.
It's a three-day dance class. Shall we have you watch it, since we're here?
I'd like to watch it. I'm grateful for it.
It's nostalgic.
It's amazing.
Oh!
Oh, they're doing it!
They're doing it!
It's a little different!
It's the same thing!
It looks fun.
Excuse me, what are you doing?
It's an apartment!
Yes, an apartment!
You're doing a lot of things for us.
We're doing our own thing.
Everyone is doing their own thing.
That's true.
There's no will that isn't unified.
Are you okay?
Everyone is doing their own thing!
It's all the same.
Please, we're begging you.
Please, you decide first.
I'm not feeling well right now.
It's already day 3.
It's day 3.
I'm not feeling well.
You're getting weaker and weaker.
Your shadow...
Your shadow wasn't really there.
That's right.
I think my soul flew somewhere.
You said it was day 3.
Kasuga isn't here anyway!
That's what I shouted.
Kasuga should make an official apology to the members.
That's right.
Even though there was information that I was going to leave,
I'm sorry for making you feel embarrassed.
How does it feel like your dream came true?
No, no, that's not it.
It's only this part that's suddenly real.
Kasuga, so that everyone's "kaskas" dance has a sharp edge,
please watch the next live performance on site!
We still have more "kaskas"'s complaints.
Here it is!
Oh, the shine of those days!
This is Kamimura-san, isn't it?
I've been thinking recently,
I haven't had many opportunities to watch "kaskas"'s jokes lately,
so I'm looking forward to the day when I can watch new jokes again.
Because you like "kaskas"'s jokes, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Well, I'm grateful for that, but...
Are you not releasing any new ones?
No, I'm not.
The latest one is "ah ah"
That was about 9 years ago.
So you haven't made a new one yet?
No, I haven't.
But of course I'd like to deliver it to you when it's done.
Well, "kaskas" must be busy, too.
So in order to save "kaskas",
the members came up with a new joke!
What?
After this, the lost "kaskas" will challenge the members' new jokes!
Now, with Kamimura-san's worries,
we'll solve "kaskas"'s jokes that we haven't seen in a while!
Before recording, under one condition,
all of the members will get "kaskas"'s new jokes!
"kaskas" will show them to the members,
and we'll give away the jokes we like, including copyrights!
It's a double-edged game!
Oh, you can get copyrights, too.
Oh, this is good.
Oh, there's a lot in there!
It's rare to see so much in a box like this!
There's always a lot in there.
It's always in there!
I'm counting on you.
You should do it right away. Watch me.
Huh? Do it right away?
Right away, yes.
You can do it right away.
As expected of you!
Wait a minute, it's long.
Watch me, it's a momentary thing.
Okay, here we go.
Whose "gayu" is it?
No, it's not written on it.
"kaskas" "kaskas" "kaskas" "kaskas" "kaskas" "kaskas" "kaskas" "kaskas" "kaskas"
Muscle, "mori mori" "kasuga"
Who is this?!
You bastard!
That's it?! That's it for one package?!
No, no, who said that?!
It's muscle-packed Kasuga, you know?!
We'd like to pursue many things,
but this time, complete preparation is an absolute condition,
so we won't look for the culprit!
And now, Kasuga will have one more gag!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
Let's go with this one.
...the sponsor you're watching.
I see.
He's laughing.
Let's go with this one.
This one is simple.
"Iso-gin-chaku"!
That's good!
You can use it in many ways!
This is...
Please take all of them back, Kasuga.
All of them?!
Yes.
So you can take your box and go out in the afternoon.