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Let's meet at Hinatazaka
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
"Let's meet at Hinatazaka" has started.
We are members of Hinatazaka who are energetic today as well.
There is a lawn and it is different from usual.
There are only five members.
Yes, we have been selected.
What does it mean?
Kasuga san, please make a comparison.
Sure.
Today's comparison is...
Who is energetic?
"Let's meet at Hinatazaka" in the fall!
"Anything Enforcement Ranking"!
This is a recording of "Anything Enforcement Ranking" we did before.
Who do you think will be your rival, Saito san?
Maybe Manafi?
Here she is!
"Anything Enforcement Ranking" ranked Saito kyouko with 5 correct answers out of 5 questions.
That's amazing!
So...
We thought there might be other members who know everything about Hinatazaka.
Four members will be selected based on the preliminary survey of Hinatazaka members who are likely to beat Saito kyouko.
The members will compete against each other in various ways and challenge Hinatazaka Derby, which is expected to win first place.
And...
If you win first place, you can get "Ichichacha".
The member who can get "Ichichacha" most in the end will win.
"Ichichacha" is...
What's the last thing you get when you collect "Ichichacha"?
That's...
a crazy thing!
What is it?
This program is sponsored by...
Sony Music and...
sponsored by...
Yeay!
As an average of aquestaire, it became like this.
We got it!
By the way, how confident...
of yourself here in five members?
Of course!
Saitou-kyoku has been...
got many right answers!
Yes, only those who know me well can...
get "Ichichacha" most of the time.
So you think that not matter what you know...
you can still get it most?
I think so.
As a captain of your crew...
Look, I'm a captain, so I have to know everything about everyone, don't I?
I'm really confident about it today.
You know everything about them.
I'm not sure about you, Mr. Ushio.
You look like you know everything about them, but you don't seem like you know everything about them.
I'm the ace of Hinasatsu.
Hinasatsu is a book with photos of each of us.
I have the most photos of each of us there.
That's why I'm confident about it.
You look like you know everything about them, too.
I'm here to race.
Racing is not really about riding a horse.
It seems like some of you don't know what Hinasatsu is about.
But it doesn't look like it's going to be easy to explain.
Let's get started with Hinasatsu Derby!
First of all, let's take a look at today's race.
Here it is!
Oh, I see.
There's a lot.
There's also all you can eat vegetables.
So, let's start with the first race.
Ms. Saito Kyoko, please choose one.
Well, then...
Ashitsubo Kenkenpa.
Ashitsubo Kenkenpa...
Why did you choose this?
I thought it would be good to do an old-fashioned project first.
Ashitsubo...
You thought about the whole show.
Thank you, it helps me.
The first race is...
A 10-meter Ashitsubo mat race with Kenkenpa!
Out of the five race members,
the one with the fastest time will be chosen.
First of all, I will announce the race members.
Here are the race members!
Who is it?
Wow!
It's Riku!
Good evening, it's your entrance.
Wow!
Who is it?
It's Okage!
Atoshi and Okage are here.
Wow!
Tomitachi and Kuroka are here.
Wow!
Yancharo is also here.
Wow!
And lastly...
Wow! It's Nakimushi!
Wow!
I see!
It looks like there is a horse in the middle.
That's right.
I wouldn't buy it in a paddock.
By the way, Izaki-san...
Who is Izaki Shugoro?
Can you tell me about him?
His real name is Katoshi.
Wow!
Izaki-san, why is that?
Who is Izaki Shugoro?
Yes.
He may be strong, but...
he may be able to run away while shouting "Kyaa"!
Oh, I see!
His real name is Matsuda-kun.
Wow!
He may be strong, but...
he may be able to run away while shouting "Kyaa"!
Oh, I see!
I'll regret it for sure.
Tomita-san, are you confident?
I'm very confident.
I often get pinched here by Shiho-san, but...
Yes, I...
This is not a painful place, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
It took you a long time, didn't it?
I was relaxing.
First of all, in order to prevent blurry vision,
members will wear eye masks and headphones.
Finally, the prediction time begins!
Who will be the first one to know all about Hinata-saka?
Let's see everyone's predictions.
Open!
Ta-dah!
Let's hear everyone's comments one by one.
First of all, Kyoko Saito.
Yes, as I said earlier,
I'm really strong in pain.
And I remember that I passed the compression band with great momentum in a high-alky race before.
I think it's a coincidence.
You remember it well.
Yes, I do.
Ms. Watanabe, you too, Tomita Suzuka.
Yes, Tomita is a person who doesn't feel pain at all.
What?
Does it hurt even if we kick you hard?
I think it's probably tingling.
What? I didn't know that!
And Ms. Ushio, Yancharu.
I think only I know about it.
It's "All-A" health diagnosis for this year in Higashimura.
I think it will pass without disappointment.
When everyone was talking, I made eye contact with them.
And they said it would pass.
So I think Higashimura will definitely be number one.
I see.
So, as you can see, each of them has their own predictions.
Will the five of them, who know all about sunbathing and fighting, win?
It's finally time for the first race!
Who will control this electric short-distance race?
First of all, Kato-shi, how confident are you?
I'm extremely confident.
After all, I'm the fastest among all of you, so I think I can go the fastest.
I see, you're pretty confident.
Do you also look at "pa-ken-ken-pa" strictly?
Of course I do.
If you lose that rhythm, you'll be disqualified.
Can I start with "pa-ken-ken"?
No.
What is that?
I want to start with "pa-ken-ken".
Then, are you disqualified?
Are you saying "pa-ken-ken"?
I'll do it. I'll do it.
If there's someone who predicted it, I'd be very anxious.
Ms. Tomita, if you put it too much into the race, it's dangerous for you to fall, so please be careful.
Well then, let's go. I'm Kato-shi.
Ready...
Start!
Pa-ken-ken-pa
She was flying a lot.
Kato-shi is holding back her feet and is depressed.
Ms. Kazuma, please tell us the time.
3.16 seconds.
That's fast.
Wasn't that fast?
Her width was wide.
Ms. Tomita, did it hurt?
It really hurt, but...
I'm glad you set such a good record.
You're amazing.
I'm sorry for having a battle like this. I'm sorry.
With that said, Kato is in pain, and it's go-time all of a sudden.
Will there be a member who will surpass this record?
How about you, Otake?
I only had confidence that I could do it, but now that I look at it, it's only anxiety.
I can't believe it's become like this.
But if you look at it, isn't it under pressure?
Then, second runner, Otake, let's go!
Ready, start!
Ah, you got it, you got it!
Wow!
Wow, there was a skylight in the middle of it!
And, was it okay? There was a "kenken, ah!"
Kenken, ah!
It was just barely safe, wasn't it?
It wasn't okay!
Ah, okay, okay.
Kenken, ah!
Which one was "kenken, ah!"?
How was it?
It was so painful that I almost cried.
You almost cried.
Then, Izaki-san, please tell us the time.
As expected of you, let's go!
7.37 seconds!
Wow!
That's fast!
As expected, there was a skylight in the middle of it!
Otake couldn't get a high score!
Will a member who surpasses Kato's record appear?
How confident are you?
I'm very confident!
I'm worried about people who don't expect to be first place.
Ah, I'm looking forward to it!
But please start with "kenken, ah!"
Kenken, ah!
Why don't you do "pao" instead of "star-go-line"?
Ah, that's true!
Your ankle is full of scratches. Is it okay?
I can't see it!
Did you scratch it?
I can't see it!
When I take off my socks and wear them, I scratch it.
Your nails...
Your nails are scratched.
So, you were born 3 months and 9 months after birth, right?
Let's start, Tomita-san.
Ready, start!
You are disqualified!
Disqualified!
It's a shame! It's a shame for us, too!
I made a mistake!
The competition is cancelled.
What?
I told you so many times, but you didn't even say "pa-ken-ken"!
My ankle is full of scratches!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Let's ask her why this happened.
I didn't know about "ken-ken-po".
From the beginning, you didn't even say "ken-ken- po".
It's too late for you to say "ken-ken-po".
I want you to do it again.
You are disqualified.
That's right. I don't have mercy for you.
When I think about the people who voted me for first place, my heart aches.
I'm really angry and want to run away.
You made me really angry.
Tomita is disqualified because of sudden reasons.
And there are only two members left.
I think you have high expectations.
You have athletic nerves.
You are in the zone.
Please look forward. It's about to start.
You can't enter the gate from your butt.
Yan-charu, it's about to start.
She turned around.
Let's start.
Get ready.
Start!
You are disqualified.
You can't get out of the gate.
Sometimes it happens.
You should practice getting out of the gate, but you can't.
Uncle, if you are ready and start...
You are watching me, right?
Yes.
I was embarrassed, too.
Let's go.
Yanchel's challenge.
Ready.
Yes.
Start.
Disqualified.
Too bad.
It looks painful.
I want to do it, too.
Is it painful?
She could only do it once.
She couldn't do it in the middle.
She couldn't do it.
Yanchel, how was it?
I couldn't do it.
It was obvious.
They are disqualified for two consecutive times.
Can Matsuda, who has no one on her, break Kato's record?
It's painful.
It's quite painful.
I agree.
You might cry in the middle of it.
You cried on all the TV shows.
Are you confident?
I'm confident.
I think I can do it.
There are two disqualified people.
There are only two rivals.
I think I can win.
You can do it.
Matsuda's challenge.
Get ready.
Start.
She did it.
She won.
Please announce your time.
Three seconds.
Zero-two!
Matsuda Koukai!
But Izaki sensei, as expected of you.
Yes, that's me.
You were first and second.
You were marking, weren't you?
Yes, I did.
I didn't cry, though.
Everyone will be surprised by this.
Everyone's prediction flip.
No one was there!
Matsuda Koukai won the G1!
This is...
Tomita Suzuka's prediction flip.
Saito Gyoko's prediction flip.
What did you think of his speed?
I was so happy.
If I had won, I would have broken it and thrown it away.
Matsuda-san, why don't you stop choosing two people?
The same conditions as everyone else?
I was also "Ana" and "Matsuda".
It's frustrating, isn't it?
Yes.
That's good. Then only fate.
Yes, only fate.
As a result, the first race ended in a disqualification and a loss.
Let's get back on track and move on to the next race!
The first race ended in a disqualification and a loss, so please choose which race you want to go to for the second race.
Well, then I'd like to do it on my smartphone quickly.
I'd like to do it on my smartphone quickly. Why is that?
We also sell all of our blogs on our smartphones, so I think we can see a high-level battle because we're all used to it.
I see, I think we can see a good race.
The second race is a competition where you type in the answers to the questions asked on your smartphone and compete for the speed of the message you send.
Without answering the questions correctly or making a mistake, the member who sends the message first wins one point and the member who gets two points wins!
Well, then, let's take a look at the members who came out first.
First of all, number one, number one, Nibutchan!
Second of all, number two, number two, Karakuri!
Third of all, number three, Takashi Mikami!
Fourth of all, number four, Karumura Kei!
And last but not least, number five, Morimoto Mari!
That's Yamamoto Shinya-san, um...
No, no, no!
It's not Yamamoto Shinya-director, it's Gurasanmoto-san!
There's a lot of third generation.
That's right.
Is Kawata Hina okay with this rule?
I'm confident.
Oh, you're confident?
Yes.
You're pretty fast.
I'm really fast.
Oh, you're fast.
By the way, director...
I'd like to hear your prediction.
My prediction is...
Kamibura-kun!
Why is that?
It's not just about being fast.
It's about the topic and the answer.
I think it's a good thing.
If it's like that, I think it's Kamibura-kun.
With that said, the director's prediction and Kasuga's...
will determine Kamibura's fate!
Who will the five people who know all about Hinata-saka...
predict as number one?!
Well then, everyone's prediction...
Open!
Now...
Saito-san!
I think it's Nibu-chan.
Yes.
Why is that?
She often plays video games...
and she's always playing around.
Oh, does she depend on you?
She depends on me a lot.
You should be careful of her.
That's right.
Watanabe-san.
It's expensive.
I have a lot of trust in her...
because she's a cheerful person.
To be honest...
I also played with Nibu-chan a lot.
Nibu-chan was really popular.
But Nibu-chan...
I was a little worried...
and I thought she'd be 5th place.
I'm sorry about that...
but that's what I thought...
and I thought I'd put a little weight on her.
20 year old miso soup duo...
and active high school girls...
The second race has become a confrontation. Will their predictions be right?
It's finally time for the second race. Who will be in charge of the lightning-fast race?
If you say the subject, we'll start right away, right?
Go for it!
Words of encouragement for Kasuga who slipped in the recording.
Ready, start!
Now...
We've received it. We've received it.
The fifth person has finally received it.
Now, let's check the answers.
Mibu-chan, cheer up!
This is in line with the subject, isn't it?
It is.
And then, Marimoto said "don't mind".
And then, Mikuni said "sonna he ma aru yo".
And then, Ohina said "watashi mo sonna koto ippai aru kara, kinishichuu de ii yo".
Too bad!
Kinishichuu!
Kinishiteru saichuu!
In other words, kinishichuu!
Kinishichuu!
Hello, Ohina-san!
Yes?
What do you mean by "kinishichuu"?
I was going to write "don't worry about it", but...
I think it's "don't worry about it".
I don't think it's good!
And so, Mibu-chan has gained one point!
I see!
And so, Mibu-chan has reached her goal quickly!
Continuing on, the second question!
The word that you think is the coolest is...
"Horizontal characters" (yokomoji)
It's katakana, isn't it?
Please!
Time's up!
Wait a minute, what's going on?
Wait a minute...
That was quick!
Let's check the question one more time.
The word you think is the coolest is "yokomoji" (yokomoji)
Let's ask the person at the top first.
Kamimura-san!
"child" (ko)
What does that word mean?
Since you said "katakana", I thought "horizontal character" meant katakana.
What are you talking about?
Time's up!
And Marimoto!
Marie
I think this is "psychological lamp" (shinri rampu)
But I think it's a very stylish name for me.
The person at the bottom was very good.
Mikuni-san!
kohwaru
This is good, isn't it?
Yay!
And so, this is...
Mikuni-chan wins!
Yay!
This is interesting!
And so, that was "yokomoji" (yokomoji)
And now, for the third question!
"The most annoying thing lately" (saikin ichiban iratto shita koto)
Go for it!
Who will be the first one?
A little more time will pass.
Kamimura has come.
Then, Ohina has come.
Then, Marimoto.
Who will be the fourth one?
Nibu-chan!
And the fifth one is...
Here is the time.
Let's look at it from above.
Kamimura.
Yes.
You didn't go into the sea.
Yes.
Why did you do that?
When we shot the music video for "nan do demo nan do demo",
there was a senior who ran and jumped into the sea.
But, no one went into the sea.
Me! Me!
Someone, go into the sea!
If you do it, I want you to go into the sea.
If you fight, you will go into the sea.
So, the first place is...
Kamimura didn't go into the sea!
(Kamimura didn't go into the sea)
The fifth one is...
Unbelievable deep sea sword series of punishments!
(Deep sea sword series of punishments)
Favorite...
words!
I made a mistake! I made a mistake! I made a mistake!
Help me! Help me!
What's wrong?
Two swords are fighting each other!
Oh, no!
This is bad.
Let's sort it out.
Well, how about it?
First of all, she reached the goal with one sword.
But, according to the topic...
Marimoto!
One!
Marimoto!
Was there a proverb called "one piece"?
No, no.
I really wanted to get the first one.
I got on my favorite one and it broke my favorite one.
It broke!
Ah, it broke.
It was over there, right?
And the one who came for the second one is...
Ohina!
To a dog...
That's not good!
By the way, what does "to a dog" mean?
What would happen if you gave a dog a cannibal?
What would happen?
That's not a refusal, it's an interest, right?
Yes.
However, even if it's the third one...
If a dog walks...
It hits a stick.
Nibu!
Hey, Nibu! What is this?!
It hits a stick.
That means...
Kamimura's "If a dog walks, it hits a stick"
is the winner!
Wow!
And with that...
The winner is...
Could it be...
Isaki-san?
You're looking at the members the most, aren't you?
This program was brought to you by Sony Music...
and my sponsors.
I'm glad I didn't have to read the recorder.
Next episode!
An even more exciting Hinata-saka Derby second half!
Hamagi-san, we don't have time unless we go shopping!
Will the members who will win first place appear?!