AISubs v3.5
Hirata and Kamiyoji!
Last time, in order to test the members' sense of humor,
we tested the abilities of Egokoro and Senryu in two departments, but...
In the illustration department, they were shocked at the last-minute problem work of the broadcast code!
And...
I changed the number to "forty-six."
In the Senryu department, mysterious family episodes continue!
And this time, it's art's worst project second half!
More and more shocking illustrations are coming out!
With the concept of "genius painting," once again, it's a storm of culture shock!
On top of that, will geniuses develop new talents?!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
other sponsors.
Oh, what's wrong? Did the captain raise his hand?
That was quick!
And with that, we'll announce the illustrations drawn with the "Tokyo 2020" theme!
What kind of art sense will explode?!
The first competition of the second half is...
Let's take a look at the work
Here it is
What is it?
It's a table tennis
I know it's a table tennis
This is Mima-chan, right?
Yes
It's a little expensive
Is this Mima-chan?
Yes, it is
As you can see from her hairstyle,
her left hand is very long
Didn't you think her hand was strange when you drew it?
Yes, but when I saw it from the side,
I thought this sharp line worked well
Like this?
The line of the hand is like this
It's hard to hit with mushrooms
I think it's hard
It's hard to hit with mushrooms
It's hard to spin
Next,
this person
She's laughing
She's not here today
It's a horror movie
It's a pot again
She's looking at the ball
She's looking at the opponent
I wonder if this player said that
She's looking at both sides
Here it is
This is
Miba
She's hitting her head
She's rubbing her head on the table
Well
It's table tennis corner
Well
Saito Kyoko, this is dangerous, isn't it?
I think it's dangerous
Let's see the correct answer of Saito Kyoko
It's this
It's a problem
A new rule has been added to table tennis
It's like the three brothers who were bitten by a racket.
But you were confident in your side play.
I just found out that there is no round one.
I felt like there was one.
In sports, there is a round one in the middle.
Soccer, basketball and table tennis have it, too.
That's where basketball starts.
You don't need a ping-pong ball.
Put a ping-pong ball in the middle like this.
Put it down and jump.
It's like "gata-gata-gata".
There were other unknown table tennis illustrations, but this time we will omit them.
Let's move on to the next competition.
Next is baseball.
We play baseball on this show as well.
Do you actually play on the field as well?
That's right.
I'm Godzilla.
First of all, this is Godzilla Marimoto.
What is this?
What are you interested in?
Everyone is separated.
This is probably a catcher.
The batter is so far away.
There are only two people like this.
There are so many amazing people like this.
This is a ski hat.
Is this a batter?
Yes, it's a hitter.
Is this a catcher?
Yes, it is.
There are a lot of people like this.
This is a bench where players are waiting.
If there are so many benches, something will come out.
Why are there only two people like this?
There is also a pitcher.
Who throws the ball?
Where does it come from?
That's right. Who throws it?
This person throws it.
Is it okay for this person to hit?
Yes.
What does this person do?
Take it.
What about the person who throws it?
I don't know.
We have played various baseballs for a long time, but we have never seen it.
It may be new.
I want to try it.
It's funny as a joke.
When I said "I'll do it quickly," I turned on the light like this.
No, no, no.
This is a mi pan.
What about the batter?
The batter is in the middle.
Is this a hitter?
Yes, it's a hitter.
It's the person at the bottom.
It's a person holding a plastic umbrella.
What is it?
It's a person holding a Yakult fan's e-mail.
Instead of Yamada, I'll hit you.
I'll call the police right away.
The person who is caught is me.
Kyoko Saito.
It's like a story, isn't it?
It's really like a story.
Let's see it.
Kyoko Saito.
This is it.
What is this?
This is a home base murder case.
Why are you surprised?
This is not a mistake, isn't it?
That's another one.
How many did you write?
I wrote three baseballs.
Wait, why is that?
I'm curious about this "surprise" mark.
What is it?
Please listen, I will be surprised.
Scary, scary.
I happened to see baseball at the Olympics.
When I saw it, I fell in love with baseball.
That's good.
I think I might fall in love with baseball.
This is not a picture.
I was surprised.
So I know a lot of things.
I know how to shoot.
When I didn't have a batter or pitcher, I thought I was looking at myself in the past.
Do you know the rules?
I can do anything now.
Can you shoot?
I can shoot.
Can you shoot now?
I can't do that yet.
It's difficult.
It's difficult to steal a motion.
Before Saito's baseball fever cools down, let's consider holding a baseball project.
Let's see the answers!
I want to see it!
Of course there's people that wrote to us!
Of course! Those of you who do it let us know the answers!
Here it is.
Huh? Is this the correct answer?
Is this the correct answer?
Is this the incorrect answer?
Is it correct?
I guess you can tell, right?
Let's do it again!
No way!
That's not possible.
You played baseball only in TV shows, isn't it weird?
Isn't it easy to do?
You played baseball only in TV shows, isn't it weird?
That's right.
Cut it out, really!
It's thin, it's thin.
It's thin, but it's barely a baseball.
Is it okay, Kasane-san? Is it fine?
It's like when you were Babe Ruth.
It's tasty.
It's like when you were Babe Ruth.
And...
Kamimura.
Yes?
This one.
Is it okay?
Kamimura, you were so colorful in the lower uniform of the Japanese team.
You were like this in the capoeira.
That's a South American team.
The lower uniform wasn't enough.
You shouldn't do that in an international match.
Kamimura-san, what does "thank you, Arna" mean?
He threw me from the back or from the side.
He threw me from such a place.
He threw me from the first base, from the short base, and even from the bench.
No, cut it out!
It seems like there are still many members who don't know about baseball.
Let's take a look at his correct illustration.
As expected of him.
I want to see it.
Yes, this is Par.
Yes.
No doubt, it's a bat.
Yes, it is.
Yes.
However...
Par...
Yes?
Other than his favorite sport...
I don't think he is interested in it.
He played table tennis like this.
It's completely different.
Is he the same person?
Is he the same person as baseball?
Par's touch is like baseball.
It has a taste.
But, if it's a table tennis, you can hold it with your face.
You're right.
You're a good human being.
I used to watch table tennis, of course I like it.
But, when I drew a table, I got satisfied.
You can't relax there.
What about you, Marimoto?
I was drawing next to you.
But, you should draw with a baseball-like spirit.
You're crazy.
I'm holding it.
You're crazy.
Did you remember that?
Are you doing a pace-hive?
I'm holding it.
You're crazy.
No, I'm not.
Paru, is what Marimoto said true?
No, it's not.
I'm holding it.
Are you holding it?
It may be rude of me to say it, but I was really talking about this nuance.
It's good that you're trying hard to draw a baseball.
It's like "Daikage-dashi".
You're right.
That's right.
So, the drawing check is over.
Everyone, believe in the direction you think it is, and improve your artistic ability in the future.
Now, it's time for the second half of "Hinata Senryu".
Like last time, we will introduce you to the "Senryu" that we have submitted in advance.
Of course, Ms. Kasui will be replacing me this time as well, so please look forward to it!
The theme has changed and so have the members.
What do you think, Kageyama-tan?
I'm a little worried about your drawing.
Are you confident about "Senryu"?
I'm confident about "Senryu", too!
You're confident about it?
Yes!
You're confident about "Senryu", but you're confident about "Senryu", right?
Yes!
How about you, Marimochi-san?
Yes, I'm really confident about it, too.
In the past, I won an award with "Ooi-ocha-no- etsu".
Really?
How many years ago?
When I was in the third year of middle school.
Do you have it at home?
No, I don't have it myself.
I only got it at the award ceremony.
What did you draw at the time?
In the fall, it's like falling leaves falling in love.
You're funny, Marimochi!
I'm not kidding.
Looking forward to such a genius Marimochi's sense, let's announce the first theme!
Here is the theme!
Yatchatta-Senryu
The program, live show, commercial, music video, and so on have expressed their failure at work.
Please show us the first nominated work.
Yes, let's see it.
Budokan changing room fainted.
I'm a little worried about this.
What does it mean?
This person.
Katoshi.
Yes, I'm an angel.
No, Katoshi.
I'm an angel.
Why? Why?
Did you faint here?
That's right.
In Budokan, we change our clothes very quickly.
In Budokan's changing room, there is an iron rod in the position of the head.
Even though the staff told me to be careful here,
I could only think of changing quickly.
So I ran towards the iron rod.
Then it made a sound and I fell down.
I couldn't move for a while.
I thought it was dangerous and woke up again.
I changed quickly and went to the live show.
So you really fainted.
I fainted.
Didn't you flutter after singing?
No, I didn't flutter.
I was fine.
But I had to change quickly.
I said "flutter" just now.
In the middle of it.
What you say stands out.
This is...
Katoshi.
Yes, yes.
This has become an explanation.
I want you to look at the clock.
It's an all-explanation.
I want you to say it as little as possible.
So you didn't say anything just now, right?
As it is?
Yes.
Iron rod, right?
What? Iron rod?
"Iron rod" is a common word.
Iron rod pedobuto.
Pedobuto.
Chinjuru, right?
It's getting worse and worse.
You should have said it last week.
I want you to look at the clock.
Unfortunately, we don't have that much time.
So we will proceed as it is.
Bang!
Someone asked you and spilled curry on you in white.
Yes, it's like this.
I'm Marimoto.
Where is this?
We were shooting in white, but we still had shooting left.
When I finished eating curry, I went back.
What did you do in a hurry?
I went to the costume designer in a hurry and said "I'm sorry, I spilled it."
She took care of it.
Yes, she took care of it.
This is good, isn't it?
This is...
good.
It's not about whether it works or not, but when the distance shrinks, you feel like you've become friends.
This is also a priority for many people.
As expected, this is a priority for many people.
Is there anyone who has ever dirtied their costumes? It's hard, isn't it?
Yes, there is.
Yes, Mibu-chan.
I forgot about it for a moment.
Really?
I've never experienced it with my own hands.
Yes, I forgot about it for a moment.
You should go to Okura Hospital.
Mibu-san, be careful of your friends' Kanemura-san playing with you on the radio.
This is it.
She did it at the very end of the music video.
This young man.
Takashi.
Yes.
What does this mean?
For me, it was the first time to participate in a single in a music video of Kinushika Katan.
I see.
So I was really motivated to do my best, but I really fell down in the last take.
Did you fall down?
Yes.
How did you fall down?
In the last pose, I crouched down at once.
Yes.
When I danced.
Wow.
At that time, I shook my legs a little.
But I really wanted to hide it.
Yes.
I couldn't fix it.
So I laughed and deceived him.
I see.
That's why it left an impression on you for the first time.
Yes.
Ms. Kasumi, this is good.
I want you to show your feeling of "do it and hold it" a little more strongly.
Yes.
So let's bring up "do it and hold it" first.
What?
Oh.
If you say "do it and hold it", you will feel like you have done it.
So "do it and hold it" and "fall down and hold it" at the end of the music video.
Wow.
What?
Head and tail and tail and neck.
"Fall down and hold it".
Wow.
Then it will be very meaningful.
What is "fall down and hold it"?
What is it?
Oh.
What do you think of it, Takahashi-san?
Yes.
I thought it was really wonderful.
"Do it and hold it" and "start from there".
Yes.
Ms. Kasumi found her specialty of measuring patterns.
Please do it with this momentum.
What did you do with "watashi dake gerira go-u" ?
Yes, it's this person.
Shadow.
What does it mean ?
It doesn't mean anything weird.
What does it mean weird ?
It's weird, isn't it ?
watashi dake gerira go-u
No, it doesn't mean anything weird.
It's about Fuji-Q's live show.
The best thing about Fuji-Q's live show is
in the first song, there is a water shot where a lot of water comes out.
But in the first song, I was the only one who didn't do anything.
I felt like I didn't do anything right.
The level of the song was close.
The staff was a little nervous.
What did Kageyama do ?
Because you are the only one among the members.
That's right.
This is "waterfall generation".
I want to emphasize "watashi dake" and "nande"
But it's easy.
"shimonoku" and "kamioku" are replaced.
Are you good at it ?
Don't say you are good at it.
Even if you do it, you say it and do it like this.
Can I replace it ?
Yes, it's easy.
"doushita" of "gerira go-u"
"watashi dake" is fine.
I see.
Then only you are involved in it.
Next song, please.
"achikochi de" "sankai naite" "kaeri naku"
This person.
Matsuda Konno.
What does it mean ?
I know it.
I cried three times in "achikochi" and "odori" and I thought I cried too much, so I came back and cried again.
And you're still crying now.
I was fine.
Your tear glands are crazy.
I'm crazy.
It's been a long time since the recording.
That's right.
And you cried five times in four times today.
Does it mean you're crying everywhere?
Not only in that sense, but in many places.
You're crying everywhere.
You're crying everywhere, aren't you?
This is "kasui".
What was it?
You're a "kasui" teacher.
Why do you say "kasui" when you only say "kasui" ?
I'm "kasui" !
No, but it's true.
Can I add one more thing?
Yes.
Can I make it cheap?
Five, seven, five, seven, seven.
By the way, what happens if you make it seven, seven?
Five, seven, five, seven, seven.
You said it yourself.
It's not fair.
Other than the correct answer pattern, it seems like nothing.
Let's change the topic here.
This time's topic is...
"Teenage female strategist".
A teenage female strategist is struggling with something like this.
The two of us and the captain are in our forties.
Maybe it's good for us to think about being parents.
Please don't ignore me.
Let's listen to the first part.
Don't eat bento with bones in it!
What happened to the 10-year-old girl?
She's bald!
Why is that?
Sometimes there are frozen boneless chicken in it.
My hands get dirty and I don't know how to eat it.
I know how to eat it.
Eat it where there is meat.
I try to grab it with chopsticks,
but it's hard for me to eat it, so I decided not to eat it.
I see.
You have to use your hands for bento.
Is it okay?
I want to change it.
I want to say "stop it" strongly.
I don't like it.
I want to put it in my mouth.
She only does this.
Ms. Tasui has become one-handed every day,
but she continues to correct it.
It's noisy to fix a skirt's length.
I agree.
It's noisy.
I want teachers all over the country to cover their ears,
but it's useless for me to tell them to fix a skirt's length.
I think it's better for me to stop.
Is it common for you?
Yes.
It seems like it for everyone.
I didn't know what it meant to fix a skirt's length,
so I pushed it out and walked.
Pushed it out?
Where?
You're covering up your skirt, right?
It's like wasabi tea.
This is good, Sensei.
This is, you know...
I feel like I can do it.
You can do it.
This is...
You can do it.
I'm willing to be fixed.
You can fix noisy Takeo and your skirt.
How do you like it?
It's surprisingly comfortable.
Katsui Sensei's sarcasm, once again.
Let's move on to the next strategy.
Unique pencil sharpening.
I hated it.
Yes.
Ushishi.
Yes.
My mother loved sharpening pencils with cutters.
I didn't care about it until the third year of elementary school.
But in the second half of elementary school, I didn't care about people's eyes.
Every time I went to school, I felt like "Ushio's pencil is weird".
I started to be told that.
I felt like "It's rough".
But I didn't like it.
I sharpened it with a pencil sharpener I had at school.
I sharpened it and sharpened it.
The next morning, I sharpened it with a pencil sharpener and it became rough again.
I really didn't like it.
Since I was in elementary school or high school, I started to understand children's feelings.
I didn't like it and I wanted it to be fixed.
You didn't tell your mother about it.
I told her quite a lot.
I told you.
I told her "Stop it. It's rough".
She said "Then I'll sharpen it neatly tomorrow".
It's not like that.
This is also a report, so I can't replace it.
At first, only me will enter.
Only me?
The tip of the pencil is rattling.
You wrote it all down.
You wrote it down a lot.
It's a little...
I thought hard about it.
I wanted you to replace it tomorrow.
I'll sharpen it with a pencil sharpener.
The winner is...
The winner's work will be announced later!
This program is brought to you by SONY MUSIC and the following sponsors.
Congratulations!
Which one was better?
First of all, there is a point that it doesn't have a pencil in it.
After all, it was very good to enter with a pencil sharpener in it.
Next time, we'll gather all the OBs and hold a mystery competition for the five losers!
Oh, Mr. Osaka!
Please go back.
However, who will shine like an unknown queen?