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Let's meet at Hinatazaka!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
"Let's meet at Hinatazaka!" has just begun!
Thank you for joining us!
Kasuga-san and Manafee are sitting in the MC's seat because of "that" project, right?
Yes, it's the fourth one.
Shall we begin?
However, please be careful not to talk too much.
The fourth episode of "Takase & Mana" is...
Motteru!
Pineapple jam...?
We'll deliver our everyday stories in an appropriate way.
Takase and Mana's "That's Motteru!"
There should be more interesting stories, so we'll change members and go to the fourth episode!
But! What if we get carried away and talk too much?
That's Motteru!
Young voice director will let you know with a round button,
so let's study in an appropriate way!
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The response was zero!
We all did our best!
And there was an impersonation of Mr. Umezawa!
I'm doing my best right now!
Mr. Umezawa approved it!
How did it go?
On his official SNS,
he said, "It's more like Matsuo of Chocolate Planet, but it's cute, so I approve it!"
Wow!
Did Mr. Umezawa receive it?
I think he saw it.
Really?
Does Mr. Umezawa watch this?
It's a fake upload, right?
No, it's not!
Mr. Umezawa will watch your fake upload!
I'm sure he won't see it!
I wouldn't do that!
Then, let's have him come to the studio and do a backflip!
Mr. Umezawa!
If Mr. Umezawa approves it,
we'll prepare a backflip that Mr. Wakazaichi did at the Budokan!
Now, let's go to the fourth episode of "That's Motteru!"!
The first target is...
Was it Matsumoto?
With his free speech and strange sense of humor,
Hiori Hamagishi, a fascinating punchline maker,
uses powerful words in a row!
In this episode, we have 13 Hamagishi freaks in our studio!
- Ms. Hamagishi! - Yes!
Is it scary to sit there?
I think everyone has a fear of heights.
Then, please press the button and say your opinion!
- Ms. Hamagishi! - Yes!
First of all, please tell us what you know about Hamagishi!
Everyone is very active!
- Ms. Nibu! - Yes!
Well...
Hiori Hamagishi...
is very good at getting a mount!
For example,
when I go home to my family,
or when I walk with my friends,
and I realize it's close,
"It's because you're a cute person that you can get in this class," or something like that.
When I said, "I'm first," she said, "Well, you're humble, so I don't mind getting in last," or something like that.
Oh, you have one, too?
Yes, I have one, too.
When I get in a moving car, I say, "First princess, I'm getting in!"
You like that?
I asked her, "What's that?" and she said, "Well, you're the second princess, so you're next to me," or something like that.
Okanishi-san is the first princess.
Seriously, that's crazy.
Yes, she's the first princess.
Even though I'm a gal.
Okay, next person.
Sushi, please.
Okay.
Recently, during rehearsals, Kiyotan has decided on greetings with each member.
How do you say it?
With each member?
There's that, right?
Like, "Hi, I'm Saki."
What?!
Oh, I see.
So, each of you have different patterns?
Yes, we do.
I'd like to see it.
Do you remember it?
For example, how do you say hello with sushi?
Should we do a talk show?
Yes.
Social.
One, two...
I'm happy.
This is pretty...
We hit each other.
You hit each other?!
It really hurts. That's what I like about it.
What about you, Watanabe Miho?
For me, it's special.
There's a signal when we say "aiko" in rock-paper- scissors.
Can I say it in rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors, boy!
What?!
That's fast!
I couldn't see it.
Do it slowly.
How do you do it?
When we say "aiko"...
You have to do it.
It's cute.
It's hard for a large number of people to do rock- paper-scissors.
You have to do it all the time.
You can't decide quietly.
You can do it in an instant.
But this is something I started in Kawata.
Kawata?
Did you start it in Kawata?
Yes.
What is it?
Did you do it in your hometown? Is Kawata original?
When I was talking with Hamagishi in my free time,
"aiko", "let's do this dance",
At first, it was only this.
But it gradually piled up and finally it became this.
The completion system is spreading.
If you make it, Hamagishi and Kasuga will greet you.
You can make it so quickly.
Yes.
Please make it for me.
What is the theme?
Muscle.
Muscle greeting.
Do you have a theme, Kasuga?
What should I do?
Muscle, muscle, muscle.
This is easy to do.
Open your mouth.
And last.
Did you see Hamagishi's face?
What?
His face.
If you have other ideas, please do it.
We will check if you did it properly after this show.
Please don't forget this handshake.
Kawata, do you do it often?
Sometimes, Hamagishi comes to me.
I heard it's embarrassing.
I brought a lunch box.
In my bag...
You don't hide it in your bag. You eat it in your bag.
Wow! Wow!
In my case, I was eating between the whiteboard and the wall.
I was facing the corner and eating alone.
I was wondering if you were crying.
I said, "Chiyo-san! Chiyo-san! Are you okay?"
And you said, "Yes."
I see.
Don't you want people to see you eating?
I don't want people to see me eating.
What you brought.
Do you want people to think you're eating alone?
You don't want people to see you eating.
Do you have any other habits?
Chiyo-tan has a good posture.
I don't know if it's because she did ballet, but it comes out when she dances.
There is a song called "No more in the future".
Everyone dances like this.
Chiyo-tan can't get rid of her ballet habits.
When she stands up, it's like this.
Chiyo-tan can't get rid of it.
It's totally different.
How about you, captains?
We all do it like this.
Can you do the "kamagishi" dance?
It's totally different.
Can you do the "kamagishi" dance like you, captains?
When Kumi-san told me about it, I hated "no more in the future" ever since.
Don't say that.
It's a song that we produce ourselves.
Ushio-san.
When we have a live show, we go to Hanamichi.
Each of us has a number like 40 something.
When we do the chorus, we have to remember how many numbers we want to move from here to there.
Chiyo-tan is not good at remembering numbers.
The day before the live show, I had a pen in my hand and it said "BAAA".
Was it your coat?
It was here.
Was it your elbow?
It said "BAAA" here.
I was like "It's fine. It's here."
I thought it wasn't good.
By the way, I remember it like this.
It's like a pun.
There is a song called "ikkiseikyo" called "dousuru, dousuru, dousuru".
We have to move from 30 something to 21 something.
Dousuru, dousuru, I'm turning 30 soon.
Ah, I'm finally turning 30!
It's like that.
I remember it all by heart.
I told this to Chiyo-tan just before.
Ah, just before.
Did you use it, Amagi-san?
I remember that word, but it takes a lot of time to remember it.
The song progresses, doesn't it?
So, in the actual performance, I hold the microphone in my left hand and talk with my middle finger in my left hand.
But, if you do like this when you sing, people will think you're crazy.
Eh, really?
You don't do it like that in a slope.
I see, I see.
This was just before the recording of the live show.
But, Kamimura Hinano cried a little just before the show started.
Other members and managers said "It's okay. Just fall down. It's okay."
Then, she came to me and said "You want to protect the country, don't you?"
I remember that.
I remember that for the first time.
As expected of you, you remember it.
It's true. I remember it.
Did you say it, Amagi-san?
I said it.
You said it, didn't you?
I said it.
I really want the whole country to protect me.
I see, I see.
Not only you.
More people than you.
Yes.
Is there anything else?
Nibucha.
When I first joined the company, they said "Since we're going to upload selfies on blogs and such, let's practice selfies."
So, I sent selfies every day.
Then, one day, Amagi-san wrapped a towel around her head and did a turban-style, so-called Miesha- san style dance.
Hey, Nibucha.
You just debuted, but you don't do Miesha, do you?
I don't do it.
I really don't do it.
First of all, you have to learn how to smile and such, don't you?
If you don't have evidence, you can't believe it.
I do have a picture.
I don't! I don't! I don't have a picture!
You don't do Miesha, do you?
You don't do Miesha directly, do you?
I don't do Miesha directly, do you?
That's right.
It's correct, isn't it?
Hey, Amagi-san.
You don't do Miesha directly, do you?
There's a reason for it.
I sent selfies every day at that time.
But I tend to slack off a lot, so I thought I should do it today.
But I took off my makeup right after I took a bath, so I thought "Ah, but should I slack off today?"
Should I slack off?
Should I slack off today?
So I thought I should take it off right away.
So I took off my hair right after I took a bath and sent it off.
It's a stupid story.
That's stupid.
Is there anything else?
Yes.
Yes, Watanabe-san.
I heard this story from her, so it's not like I witnessed it.
Pilates is popular in the streets now.
Oh, Pilates.
Pilates is popular now, and sometimes I want to experience Pilates.
It seems like she went looking for that classroom herself.
I love that story so much, and I want to hear it from her again.
Pilates...what? You went there and...
Pilates was really popular, and I wanted to try it, so I looked it up.
The place I lived in at the time was quite an old- fashioned city, so there wasn't much fun about it.
"Oh, I did it," I said, but from the looks of it, people were really weird.
"What?" I thought.
"Well, whatever," I said.
It turned out to be a senior course.
Unfortunately, it's time to end here.
Please let us know the continuation of the story again someday!
Next, the second target of today's program is...
Cheer up, manager.
Kamimura Hirano, who has a genius sense of humor and who makes Audrey jealous and unpredictable.
This time again, we have 13 people who are "Kamimura freaks" gathered in the studio.
Now, Kamimura-san.
Do you have any self-awareness that you have a lot of it?
I'm a bit of a weirdo human being, so...
There's a lot of things.
On the contrary, I don't think I'm a weirdo human being.
I see.
I'm looking forward to seeing if there's an episode like that.
Now, we'd like to hear about Kamimura-san.
Haruka-san, please.
Yes.
Now, Captain.
Kamimura Hirano is 17 years old.
She hasn't sat on her head yet.
That's crazy!
That's crazy, Captain!
She's already on her head!
That's what you think on TV.
It's true.
Especially when people pay attention to me.
I'm always like...
No, even now.
Really?
Even now...
She's doing it!
Her face is facing forward.
Kamimura-san.
I'd like you to stop cooperating with me.
Don't meet up with me.
She was waiting for me.
Kamimura-san, why is your hair shaking?
It's kind of embarrassing.
Don't you have a part where you stand still when you're performing?
I'm a different me when I'm performing.
You're cool!
The me now...
You're beautiful!
No, you're wrong.
The me now is different.
There are different me's now.
The me now is...
What do you mean "me"?
Why do you accept it? You're tolerant.
The me now is also me who's watching you.
I'm usually embarrassed.
I see.
I'm shy.
I see.
I didn't know about this.
Can we ask someone else?
Yes.
Osushi.
I'm 17 years old, but it seems like you care about money.
I've been thinking about food expenses a lot recently.
You do, don't you?
Recently, I've been buying delicious food because it's only 10 yen.
I've been thinking about it.
I see.
So you don't really care about food, do you?
I said, "I do care about food."
You do care about food.
Do you save a lot of money?
Yes, I do. I get everything I can get at the theater.
So you do save a lot of money.
Yes, I do. I do save a lot of money.
You don't have to spend a lot of money.
I don't spend a lot of money.
I don't know how to spend money.
I bought five film cameras before the show.
I got one film camera.
You said you don't spend money on film cameras.
I don't know how to spend money.
You don't say what you want.
Do you have anything else?
Morimoto, don't blame the director.
You are doing your best.
What is in the cup?
Thank you.
It's Morimoto's fried chicken.
It's fried chicken.
I didn't know.
I didn't know that Morimoto bought fried chicken.
Let's ask Morimoto.
I don't know if Kimono buys a lot of things she decided to buy.
I bought three kinds of fried chicken.
That's right.
I want to hear your story.
You bought a lot of fried chicken.
I bought a lot of fried chicken.
You eat it all in one day, of course.
I freeze it.
You freeze it?
You are not an old man.
I eat fried chicken with my small mouth.
I eat it with my small mouth.
You eat it with your small mouth.
That's right.
The four of us went to a sushi restaurant.
I have never said that.
We are both in our third generation.
I wondered if she would eat it in a big bite because we are in our third generation.
I can only eat one fried chicken with that mouth.
It's a pity.
She doesn't eat it in a big bite like Morimoto.
She smiles with her mouth?
Shut up!
It's two and a half!
Wow!
Even there, you can't open your mouth wide!
Something...
Oh, yes! I actually saw it.
During the shooting, no one was in the dressing room.
I like to observe Hinano.
I was watching from a distance like this.
Watching Youmeishu?
Yes.
You did it!
That's right!
The bell is ringing.
Were you able to see it?
I could see it, but...
I was eating a salad with a big mouth.
A salad?
Yes.
If no one was watching you...
It's not a bad intention.
There is an idol spirit that I didn't know about.
At that time, you weren't an idol.
At that time, I was...
You were me.
You were me in me.
At that time...
Mipa saw it.
I saw it.
I didn't know there was such an idol spirit.
Is there anyone else?
Tomita-san, please.
I think Hinano is a girl who is enthusiastic about everything.
What we care about the most is pressure.
Even when we sign our autographs...
It's like a F1 race.
Really?
Yes.
Is it too fast?
The pressure is too strong and my pen is crushed.
I can reproduce autographs.
Can I imitate it?
Please show us.
I'll do it.
I did it.
What is it?
It's like that.
It's a modern art.
Is it really like that?
Hinano-chan, please show us.
It's a real one.
Please show us.
Really?
I have it.
It's not good.
It's the same.
You brought it to me.
But the letters are the same.
What does it say?
I have it.
Other than your name...
Is it really like that for fans?
It's a little rough.
You brought it to me.
The air pressure is strong.
But I hear footsteps every time.
When I go up the stairs, I know it's Hinano.
You know it's Hinano when she's in the dressing room?
I'm always curious about...
Kyun's A melody.
She's dancing next to me.
Her footsteps are the biggest in the world.
The biggest in the world?
She's probably going to break the floor.
What kind of dance is it usually?
Usually, it's a dance where you look back and dance like this.
Is it Tamimura?
When she's performing live or when she's really into it, she does it so much that she doesn't have self- awareness.
I see, I see.
Another me comes out again.
That's right.
It's a different me now.
That's right.
And that different me is always icing my feet during the live show.
It's not icing your feet.
I'm worried.
What about you, Tamimura?
Come to think of it, it was like that.
During the lesson, my feet hurt all the time.
I remember dancing while thinking, "Does an idol like me have to be like this?"
Oh, I see.
When I first started dancing, I didn't know how strong I was, so my feet hurt a lot.
I see.
She's unconscious.
That's right.
Is there anyone else?
Yes.
Yes, Yamaguchi-san.
Hinano has a very weak physique.
She has a weak physique?
Yes.
When we were riding the train together, we stopped for a moment.
Yes, we did.
We stopped for a moment.
Then, Hinano-chan got involved with quite a few people and left.
That's not true.
Yamaguchi-san, let's stop.
The train isn't that old.
It's true.
What does that mean?
You got involved with a few people and left for another train?
That's right.
You're lying.
That's not true.
She has a weak physique, but her feet hurt a lot.
That's right.
Is there anyone else?
Yes.
Yes, Nibu-chan.
On my birthday, she sent me an original song.
She did that, too?
She did.
She has a wide range of songs.
I thought of it, but her rhythm is very unique.
Is it a song?
It's a song, isn't it?
Actually, I prepared that song for you.
What was it?
"After this," she said.
The original song will make you excited!
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Now, let's listen to the shocking birthday song we sent for Nibu!
We're fried bread with holes in it.
Carrots, fry the carrots.
Why are you here?
Wait!
"Birthday"!
Does this song contain your feelings for Nibu?
I don't know. She said "Birthday", so...
You wrote it yourself!
If you had other members write it for you...
There's also a song by Marriage Blue.
Are you getting married?! Are you okay?!
Our staff is getting married.
You're singing Marriage Blue's song for someone who's getting married?!
That's weird!