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Let's meet at Hinatazaka!
Thank you for waiting!
Let's meet at Hinatazaka!
Hinatazaka members are energetic today as well!
Today is the ranking!
Who will be in first place?
Please look forward to it!
Why do you do it like a brunch?
The atmosphere of the show is a little different.
Excuse me, I'm taking a break.
If you take a break once, you will take a break four times.
I woke up in the morning and I was in good shape.
I thought it would be dark.
After all, I ate croquettes in Enoshima.
Croquettes on a cheat day are delicious.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
It's been a while.
We will send it to you with the sponsorship of the following sponsors.
And when Kasuga-san was promoting,
it was said that you were young.
But the opening talk was very long.
Was the opening talk long?
A mysterious magic was cast on me.
But you all were able to cook, right?
No, we weren't able to cook.
We weren't even able to cook for the number of people who were supposed to cook.
It's hard to cook.
Kasuga-san, what did you think of it?
No, no, no.
I'm sorry, but we will continue with the program.
It's no use turning it 15 minutes.
I've never heard of turning it 15 minutes.
That's it for today's opening.
And now, it's time for the announcement of the program.
Today's program is...
"Kinata-the-cuff-46" many-time ranking!
This is it.
This time, we won't do it.
What do you mean you won't do it?
You said you wouldn't do it, didn't you?
You all wrote a questionnaire, didn't you?
You wrote it, didn't you?
You wrote it seriously.
Yes, and it was handed out.
On that day, I was suddenly asked to submit it.
And I had a meeting in the morning.
A ranking meeting.
Oh, you had a meeting.
It's strange, isn't it?
I don't do it.
What do you mean?
Well, this time...
Ms. Saito Kyoko, please give us a plan.
Yes.
Tonight's plan is...
If it's like this, I'll be No. 1!
Anything Kyoko Ranking!
Well...
Today's plan is...
Actually, Saito Kyoko asked me to sit in front of a box for 3 hours last time.
That's right.
Yes, in the last program...
For now, please remember that you sat in a wooden box for 3 weeks.
The staff, who felt scared by this word, searched for Saito Kyoko's plan to be No. 1.
And...
The staff thought about it and heard a rumor.
And that rumor is...
Saito Kyoko's name hasn't been mentioned in Hinasatsu's survey.
Really?
Yes.
Hinasatsu, an off-shot photo book of Saito Kyoko, which was released in April this year and is still selling well,
hasn't mentioned Saito Kyoko's name in the survey section of the page.
And...
She really didn't mention her name in the survey.
And that day...
I ate super spicy food.
And I used to be a catchphrase "nationalist girlfriend".
But I couldn't be selected by anyone in the ranking of "girlfriend".
What is "nationalist girlfriend" anyway?
I've heard of it many times.
This time, Saito Kyoko will search for Saito Kyoko's plan to be No. 1 in the survey section of the page.
And only questions that Saito Kyoko was sure that she could be No. 1 in the survey section of the page were in the survey section of the page.
Did you think of Saito Kyoko in your head?
Yes.
Saito Kyoko's name should be mentioned in the survey section of the page, right?
I put out all the rankings that I thought Saito Kyoko would be No. 1 in the survey section of the page.
I see.
So, let's take a look at the questions that Saito Kyoko thought she could be No. 1 in the survey section of the page.
Here they are.
Yes.
Of course, the price and so on.
Do you think you could be No. 1 in all of them?
I think I could be No. 1 in all of them.
I'm happy that you become No. 1 in every month when you look at your savings account.
I'm happy that you become No. 1 in everything unless you are chosen to that extent.
I see.
So, we want Saito Kyoko to know that she could be No. 1 in all of them as long as she doesn't like the questions that she didn't think of.
I think I'm No. 1 in all of them.
So, I don't include Saito Kyoko's vote in the rankings.
I see.
Are all of the questions that Saito Kyoko thought she could be No. 1 in all of them?
Let's take a look at the rankings.
Saito Kyoko, which question should we look at first?
First of all, I'm confident about this one.
I want you to tell me good things about me when I'm depressed.
Are you confident about this one?
I think I'm No. 1 in all of them.
I'll tell you the reason.
Let's keep talking about it.
I wanted to become a psychotherapist or a psychotherapist.
So, I chose to study psychology.
Well, it was different from what I thought.
Anyway, I think I'm No. 1 in all of them.
I see.
So, you're trying to improve yourself.
I'm going to consult with many members.
I see.
You're No. 1 in all of them.
Do you have any members you want to be rivals with?
Yes, I do.
Well, Ushio Sarina seems like a counselor.
So, you have two members in your group.
It's a perfect match.
Yes.
Saito Kyoko, which member do you think you have in your group?
I think I have one member in my group.
I think I have both first and second generation members in my group.
All of you have members in your group!
Then, except for third generation members...
Oh, well, third generation members have their own secrets.
Before we dig deeper into third generation members' secrets,
let's check the rankings!
Here it is!
Oh!
It's definitely true!
It's here!
I'm glad, Saito Kyoko!
But it's finally here! Finally!
It's 12 votes, so you have a lot of support.
And if you add up first generation and second generation members, it's about 12 people.
Oh!
Then, all of you have members in your group, except for third generation members.
All of you have members in your group, except for third generation members.
Were there that many third generation members?
Are there third generation members?
Is Saito Kyoko really in the first place ranking?
Here is the result!
The first place member is...
this person!
I'm Saito Kyoko's rival!
12th place, Ushio-san! Saito Kyoko, 1st place, 7th place!
No way!
Saito-san, are you in shock?
Yes, I am in shock.
Besides, there was a big difference between 2nd and 3rd place.
It's okay for me to be chosen, but it's also okay for me to be chosen.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Anyway, Ushio-san, 12th place!
I was really happy just now, but at the same time, I felt awkward.
No, no, no!
That's right!
I honestly can't be happy.
If you praise me in front of me like that...
When I'm depressed, you always talk to me.
You say everything to me.
Open a shop like that.
When I'm depressed, you realize it for me first.
You don't say anything.
And you send me about 100 long messages on LINE.
8 minutes is really long!
It's all 100 lines.
And you work hard from the next day.
You're like Hinata-zaka's counselor.
You're amazing!
You're like a calendar that goes round and round.
Matsuda-san!
Yes!
When you're depressed, you talk about your own stories and encourage others.
Yes, that's right.
Every member encourages me.
Natsuchi-san, based on your own experience,
you encouraged me by telling me what happened in high school.
You encouraged me a lot.
We have better teamwork, don't we?
That's right.
Saito-san...
Yes?
I'm shocked.
I'm shocked, too.
But I'm used to it.
You're used to it?
I'm used to not being chosen.
I see!
But you still have a chance.
I still have a second place.
You still have a second place.
It doesn't ring a bell for those who have it.
Thank you.
Please.
Let me announce the second place at the same time.
Here it is!
What?
Third place.
Let's cut it out.
I'm happy!
But you still have one vote.
You still have one vote.
That one vote is...
I'm used to it.
It's "otake".
What?
You always say realistic and good things.
This one vote is enough for me.
What do you think?
When I took a day off from my live show, he texted me and told me not to work too hard.
Why did you choose first place?
Because he is an official mental supporter.
An unofficial mental supporter.
I see.
For an unofficial mental supporter, anything is a strong ranking.
Can she find a theme for first place?
Which one should we choose next?
Which shampoo commercial suits you best?
I'm shocked.
Which shampoo commercial suits you best?
Do you have a favorite one?
I'm 23 years old and I'm about to turn 24.
But I've never had my hair dyed.
First of all, I don't have a motive for it.
I just want my hair to be beautiful.
I'm serious about this commercial.
Who do you think will be your rival?
Hinano is very beautiful.
But you can't beat her.
She is beautiful today as well.
Let's see the votes.
This one.
I think you can do it.
She is very cool.
You did it!
It's only nine votes.
She is very cool.
I think you can do it.
The era of mental supporters has finally come.
Which shampoo commercial suits you best?
The first place goes to...
This one!
Ms. Hinano!
She's good at guessing first place.
Ms. Ushio, you're really beautiful and glossy.
Black hair is an overwhelming first place.
Hey, it's awkward!
It's tight!
It's awkward! It's a little awkward!
Because you bought it!
I didn't pay for it!
Ms. Nomimura, do you know how to put your hands in?
Yes, I was very particular about it.
I'm happy about it, but...
Can I be happy about it?
You can be happy about it.
Because you paid for it.
I'm glad you're happy about it.
Let me announce the second place and the first place at the same time.
It's this one!
What?!
It's really tight!
Zero!
It's really tight!
Zero!
It's really tight!
Zero!
Zero is bad!
I'm counting on you!
Why can't you put your hands in?!
It's zero!
It's really tight!
Wait a minute!
Can I compete with Ms. Hinano?
You can't!
I can't?!
It's nine and zero!
But...
If it's two versus two, you can tell!
If you're a famished person, you should stop!
Stop it! It's a reset button!
However!
Today's topic is Kyoko Saito's feature project,
so listen up!
From now on, Kyoko Saito and Hinano Kamimura
will challenge each other's commercials with the new shampoo theme!
The one who is more suitable for a shampoo commercial will be the first place in the ranking!
First up is Hinano Kamimura's challenge!
Ms. Katsuya, please judge.
Thank you!
Then, shampoo commercial...
Start!
Hehehe...
That's not what I meant!
I imagined a strong woman, so I drew a strong kamini.
I won't be defeated!
Amazing!
Next up is Kyoko Saito's challenge!
Will she be able to defeat Kamimura, who has left a strong punchline?
Can you go above and beyond?
I don't feel like I'll be defeated in that regard.
I see, it's a close match.
I'm looking forward to it.
Then, shampoo competition...
Start!
It's not moving.
Do you want to touch it?
Good morning!
"Do you want to touch it?" in a virgin's room.
It's a little similar to the sound, but I can hear it. It was close.
Why are you laughing like that?
Then, let's start.
Judgment, please.
It's crooked!
Wait a minute.
What's wrong?
I want to be judged by girls.
Wait a minute.
I want to be judged by girls who are younger than middle-aged men.
It's not a current look, is it?
I think you don't know the beauty of girls.
Kamimura Hirano's overwhelming transparency didn't defeat her.
Kyoko Saito won first place again.
Will she be able to find a theme that will win first place next?
What theme should we go with?
Anything can happen at the same time.
Saito, are you confident?
Until now, I've seen it in commercials.
"Anything can happen at the same time." is actually like that.
I think I can do it.
Do you have a rival?
Takase Mana.
Let's look at the votes.
Oh, it's a little buried.
It's a little more scattered than before, isn't it?
That's right.
Kyoko Saito's expectations swell with scattered votes.
Will she be the first place?
The first place member is...
me!
Oh, my God!
You know a lot about the members!
You know it well!
Oh, my God!
I want you to guess it again!
Oh, my God!
Captain!
No matter what happens, your expressions don't change.
Second and third place!
There's no difference at all!
Let's look at the second and third place.
Here it is!
What!?
Oh, my God!
Seriously!?
Oh, my God!
Saito put one vote in first place.
Who is it?
Mipan!
Oh!
Only insects are not allowed, but I don't think anything else is allowed.
When we went to the park together,
you skipped it and said, "I don't want to step on it that much!"
Oh, my God!
Oh, only insects are not allowed.
You put in one vote.
One vote and zero votes are very different.
This is different.
Yes.
Saito put in one vote with difficulty, but it's hard to get first place.
Will she find a theme that will make her first place next?
I don't think I have one anymore.
Stop it!
It's over already.
Excuse me.
I'd like you to stop the alarm early in the morning.
That's good.
I can really stop it in one second.
For example, if you have a hidden camera in your house,
I'd like you to see me stop it in one second.
Should we put a hidden camera in our house?
No, no, no.
It's okay, it's okay.
Calm down, calm down.
Actually...
It's a little cut off.
No, it's not cut off!
It's not cut off!
It's exactly the same.
That's true, that's true.
Is there a member you think will be your rival, Saito-san?
Is it going to be Manafi again?
Let's look at the votes first.
Here it is!
We can do it! We can do it!
We can do it!
We finally got it!
Everyone, thank you for waiting.
It's finally a chance for first place!
The first place member is...
We got it! We got it!
We got it!
Amazing!
Shirata Saka maniac!
Izaki sensei is correct!
But it's not that kind of game, right?
Kageyama-san, when you wake up before the alarm goes off, what do you say?
When we're in the same hotel, I can't hear the alarm but I'm already up.
So I lock up in the bathroom for about an hour and get up in the morning.
And when I hear the alarm go off like this, I wake up early in the morning and do something.
I see.
But you're still in second place.
I think there were about three people in third place.
Let's see.
We're in! We're in!
We're in!
We did it!
I'm so happy!
You're still in first place, right, Saito Kyoko?
Really?
When you hear the alarm go off, you lock up for now, right?
That's right.
It looks like there's a bed and an alarm clock over there.
Why don't you go through the members and do it?
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Yes! I can do it for real!
Please calm down.
And now, Saito Kyoko will...
As soon as you hear the alarm clock go off, you'll race with Takase in a time race to see how fast you can stop the alarm.
But you're not sleeping, so is it reflective nerves?
Is it a reflective nerves match?
I was asked the same question.
But we don't know when it will happen.
By the way, do you do it in this studio?
Yes, we do it in this studio.
Don't you do it to rent a hotel?
Can we do it with this rule?
We always do it with this rule in the morning.
Don't you know we do it as a rule?
Anyway, let's do it!
Then, Saito-san, are you sleeping now?
No, I'm not.
I'm very energetic now.
Can we start now?
Do you have a watch?
Now, Kasuga-san has set it up.
Yes, I have.
Let's see how it will be.
Yes, let's do it.
No, no.
What do you mean you're scared? You're late.
No, you have to sleep.
I can't believe it.
My pants turned into seven-leaf clover.
Don't do it!
Don't be so energetic!
That's all for today.
Kasuga-san's only fake show.
Ready...
Start!
You're surprised, aren't you?
I'm scared.
You're cute.
You're a baby.
You're cute.
You're a baby.
It's about time.
She's about to sleep.
She's awake, isn't she?
Oh! She's fast!
What's wrong with you?!
What's wrong with you now?!
Did you measure it properly?
Yes, I did.
Wait a minute. Are you doing it properly?
I'm doing it properly.
I'm really serious about it.
No, I don't know.
Why are you saying the same thing as Saito?
I'm a little nervous, too.
The moment I got up, you hit me and when you stopped me, you stopped me.
What's the time that Saito Kyoko started the explosion?
0.40 seconds!
That's fast!
I was surprised when you woke me up.
Kasuga san, you must have been surprised, too.
Wasn't it about 0.10 seconds?
I see.
Then, can we say it's 0.10 seconds?
No, it's 0.40 seconds.
Can Saito Kyoko continue to be in first place?
Okay, let's do it.
Where should I stop you?
Here. I'll stop you here.
Okay.
Kasuga san, you have to measure it properly, too.
Okay, okay.
It's the first time I've seen you sleeping.
You're right.
It's not that real.
Did you feel it?
Can you feel it?
She reacted well when you woke her up, but what's the time that Saito Kyoko started the explosion?
0.60 seconds!
That's right! Saito Kyoko is in first place!
I couldn't stop you!
That's right!
It's kind of frustrating to lose like this.
It's a little unreasonable, but Saito Kyoko is in first place for the first time today with a reverse score!
Can she win first place in the survey with this momentum?
Which order should we look at next?
The members whose costumes change quickly, please.
I think everyone is like this.
For example, you go to the dressing room today, right?
Do you really notice it first?
It's an example.
If you have a change of clothes, who is your rival?
Takamoto Ayaka or something like that.
Oh, it's fast.
Takamoto-san, is it fast?
That's right. I'm the first one to become an idol.
You're saying you're not usually an idol, aren't you?
I'm an idol, but...
Let's take a look at the situation.
Here it is!
Wow!
It's here!
Six seconds and six seconds.
It's finally here!
I'm sure of it.
For some reason, she won a grand prize in a miraculous ranking!
Now, let's announce the first place in the ranking of costumes that change quickly!
Let's announce it!
Here it is!
Wow!
That's amazing!
All right!
Wow!
All right!
We did it! We did it!
When we realized it, the change of clothes was over.
Wow!
For a moment, we blinked and the change of clothes was over.
Wow!
That's fast!
I'm happy about it!
I'm really happy about it!
The members who voted for Tahomo are...
Katochi! Yes!
In the past, you changed your clothes too early in the live show.
You were almost naked in a place where you couldn't change your clothes.
I'm happy about it!
You changed your clothes too early in the live show.
You ran from the stage and took off all your clothes while you were running.
But you were almost naked in a place where you couldn't change your clothes.
If you run like that, you won't be found out even if you are naked.
After this, "Secret Dog" is back!
This program is brought to you by SONY MUSIC and...
...the following sponsors.
The next episode of "That Heartful Project" will be back!
But...
You didn't like me at all!
The situation is suddenly developing due to complaints from the hosts!
Who knows?!