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Entertainers, you still have a long way to go!
The senior and junior problems will be solved in multiple programs.
"Angles" Tanaka sensei is back on stage!
This time, we will properly discuss how entertainers can survive a prank.
Tonight, Tanaka sensei's funny appearance will begin!
Doesn't it suit me?
"Angles" Tanaka sensei is back on stage!
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Let's continue from last episode and learn one phrase with Spetter!
Let's change the topic.
Here's the topic. "How to get smarter".
In 84th place is...
I'll ring the bell more and more.
Captain, what should I do to get smarter? In 84th place is...
I'll sleep more.
He forgot what he said.
Speaking of weapons...
Mr. Tanaka, what do you think of it?
I'll be surprised for now.
I think I'll forget what I said.
I see.
You'll bring it in a different direction.
I like it.
Yes, Mipa.
Change parents.
Let's make fun of them.
Just kidding.
I like it.
You'll make up for what you didn't have.
I think it's best to use an idol's weapon.
You're right.
Mipa, what should I do to get smarter?
Look at the clock.
Don't look at it!
I like it.
You like cute things.
Yes, Mr. Okubo and others will say...
What's wrong with you?
Don't think you can get away with it.
Yes, Captain.
What should I do to get smarter?
I'll dye my hair pink.
Why?!
It doesn't look good on you.
I think it's cute.
Where did you get that idea?
Where?
That's funny.
You're right.
I tried to be brave.
Yes, Ms. Ushio.
What should I do to get smarter?
Change teeth.
That's funny.
What should I do to get smarter?
I can't think of an answer.
That's a great answer.
I can't think of an answer.
I can't think of an answer like that.
Yes, Ms. Nibu.
What should I do to get smarter?
Walk.
Wait!
I can't think of an answer like that!
What's this?
You don't need your teeth.
That's a good answer, isn't it?
You don't need your teeth.
Number one.
So, Higashimura-san.
The way to improve your brain is... Number 84 is...
Yes.
Ankippan.
Let's make it ring.
That's good, isn't it?
Why don't you read it yourself?
Ankippan.
You can't say that on TV.
Lastly, you were worried about sushi, weren't you?
Now...
When you look at me, I'm losing confidence.
What should I do?
Well, you don't have to go in that situation.
I'll do my best. I got it.
Let's do it.
Okay, number 84 to improve your brain is...
Stand up.
Let's do it.
I'm sorry.
That's good.
It's old-fashioned and good, isn't it?
You can do it because you're young.
Anyway, let's make the most of idols' cuteness and leave it to entertainers around us.
Now, let's move on to the next concern.
I'm having trouble reacting.
Is it because of the mic or something?
- Otake! - Yes?
- It's a long recording, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- It's a long recording. - It's a long recording.
So, I have to take a break. I have to take a break for my symptoms.
- Yes, yes, yes. - But only at those times...
- I'm pulled out and it's broadcasted. - I see.
It's loose, so be aware of it.
I'm pulled out and it's broadcasted.
But you can't say it directly, so you have to be aware of it.
- I don't think it's like that, but it's broadcasted in this show. - That's right.
- In the second half, it will definitely be difficult. - That's right.
- Hamagishi-san! - Yes?
- You're in trouble, too. - Yes.
I often don't realize that I'm being pulled out.
- I have a flustered face. - Yes.
Before I'm pulled out, if you tell me, "Next, Hiyo-tan, you're being pulled out," I can make a proper face.
- I see. - You need a signal.
- I'm pulled out all of a sudden. - You need a signal.
There's a person who gives out a sign for Hamagishi-san.
If you say, "I'm coming," you can make a smile or something.
- Kamimura-san, you're in trouble with your reaction, too. - Yes.
I think there are various kinds of expressions, like a dog's expression or a cute expression, and a shock expression.
- I'd like to study them. - I see.
- I'd like to do a simulation. - Okay.
- Katsura-san, please. - Let's be full of expressions!
Wipe-not-so-good-at-survival competition!
From now on, you'll watch a compilation of videos of us wiping our faces.
However, this is only a simulation, so don't overdo it and aim for a good expression!
Do you have any advice for this, Mr. Tanaka and Ms. Kasuga?
The advice I often get in this kind of program is,
right after a cute video,
suddenly a car accident video comes up,
and it's like a smiley accident video.
I know, I know.
You know, right?
It's like something you brought from YouTube.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
You have to judge which type of video it is in an instant and reset your face once.
I know!
It's not good if you think I'm a crazy human being.
I think you should be as careful as you can.
You have to focus, right?
Mr. Kaskin, do you have any advice for me?
Who's a YouTuber?
It's not "Hikakin", "Seikin", or "Kaskin".
Let's put them next to each other.
I think it's good to do it in one go.
You know, there are people who say "cute, cute" right after they get in the car.
They haven't gotten in the car yet, but they're already saying it.
They're already saying it.
There are people like that.
I think it's good to do it in one go.
It's like a kitten gets stuck and can't get out of it.
Who's that "metallic" guy?
It's hard.
But idols will definitely be able to get past that.
Idols' "cute" is something we absolutely want.
We, entertainers, are cute.
Let's try it.
That was quick.
It would have been over in a little while.
First, the three people who have trouble with their reactions will try the wipe simulation!
It looks like you're ready.
Are you confident?
Yes.
Takamatsu-san said earlier that you have a long mouth, but you can just focus here.
It's kind of difficult.
Is it something you aim for, or is it something you just go for?
That's true.
If you look at the "V" honestly...
Okay, I got it.
Don't be too conscious of your facial expressions.
Okay, "VTR", start!
First of all, it's cute.
Wow, there has got to be one!
First of all, it's cute.
(laughs)
Kasuga-sensei and Tanaka-sensei, would you like to have two of these?
Yes, of course.
We'll do it.
Does it fit you?
It does.
(laughs)
It's even cuter.
Do you like it more than your father?
(laughs)
No, it's not.
Do you like it more than your father?
What do you think of it?
I love it.
That face.
Stop it.
(laughs)
It's cute.
(laughs)
It's cute.
(laughs)
What?
That's the pattern.
What?
Let's go buy some food.
(laughs)
You're overdoing it.
(laughs)
You're overdoing it.
(laughs)
It's scary.
Ah!
There's that and there's that too.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
She's not laughing.
She's laughing.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
What's this?
This is really funny.
How is it? You can do whatever you like, right?
Good morning.
Why are you so excited?
Good morning.
What is this?
I'm enjoying my ability.
Thank you very much.
It's nothing.
How was it? Try it.
I got a pretty honest reaction.
I see.
That's good.
By the way, did you eat sea bream?
By the way, you look like an idol who eats a lot of sea bream.
I remember it very well.
I made it in "Foodkigan".
I see.
That's why I got mixed feelings.
You said you got mixed feelings for the first time.
That's right.
It's not too much.
I see.
How about you, Takahashi?
I got pulled quite a bit from the video of me eating mochi.
I don't think my facial expression has changed much from the last video.
I see.
You were laughing when you were eating mochi, weren't you, Takahashi?
Which part was funny?
That's enough. Please go on.
Kamimura-san.
Yes.
You seemed to have mixed feelings, didn't you?
I was at a loss whether I should do something that will leave an impression or not.
Was it that difficult?
Yes.
Next, Hamagishi, who is not good at reactions, will challenge with these two people who have low ratings for reactions.
Please do it with a good expression.
VTR, start!
One, two...
Cute!
What's with this girl?
Not cute at all!
One, two...
Funny and cute!
Nice!
Not bad!
Excuse me.
Yes, it's me.
It doesn't smell that bad!
Annoying!
This is...
I'm moved.
It's a good time.
It's nostalgic!
I'm moved!
You did your best!
You've reached your goal!
You're amazing!
Why are you crying?
Why?
It has nothing to do with you, you idiot!
But it's only about the face.
Devil face!
Yes, yes.
Oh, you're in America.
I want you to keep that in mind.
I see.
Right? If I don't laugh for you, you'll feel sorry for me.
How was it, Hamagishi-san?
It was difficult.
V is for advanced people.
What about you, Rimi-chan?
I wanted to watch the VTR, but I couldn't wait to see your reaction.
And when I saw you, you weren't looking at the monitor, you were looking at the camera.
I couldn't stop wondering about it.
You wanted it that much?
Kasuga is no good at this.
No good!
If you don't do what you're supposed to do, you're no good at this.
You're sliding, but you're laughing over there.
If you don't do what you're supposed to do, people will change channels.
Do you understand?
You have to do what you're supposed to do.
That's all you can do, Kasuga.
You're no good at this.
You have to do what you're supposed to do.
Are you listening?
Hey!
Seriously!
What is it?
What is it, you bastard?!
What is it, you idiot?!
If you weren't in your 50s, you'd be messing things up!
Do it!
Huh?
Do you still want to fight?
No!
Don't touch me!
You're no good at this.
Damn it!
Anyway, V's specialty is reacting to VTRs with the same emotions as the viewers of "Tea Time".
Let's move on to the next genre.
Here it is.
I want you to mess me up more.
Kyoko Saito, what do you think?
It was my dream to be messed up more and be in charge of being messed up by Hinata Zaka.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I want people to call me "boko-boko".
That's just a word, right?
Yes.
There's another one.
Tamagishi-san.
Yes.
I want people to call me "omae" or something like that.
You're messing up Tanaka-san a little, aren't you?
I want people to call me "yamane" or something like that.
Let's ask remote comedians, too.
Tomita, you want to be messed up more, don't you?
Well, I don't want to be messed up.
When I go on an outside show, I go there as an idol.
So, I want people to mess me up gently.
But, I want to be messed up harder.
So, you think you can do it better if you mess up Nana Suzuki or Asahi.
Are you prepared to do it that much?
Yes, I am.
So, I'll do it on this show.
But, I have to tell it to other shows.
I feel like I shouldn't do it.
From other staffs.
To these three people who want to be messed up more, we'll have a simulation here.
From now on, these three people will participate in a special program "Tanaka's Talk", which is a fake talk show.
And they will make full use of their characters and make the talk show more exciting!
Based on their statements and actions, Tanaka and Kasuga, who are experienced MCs, will come up with new characters for these three people and play with them well!
Well, if you look at it like this, it looks like it's going to be on a new show or something, doesn't it?
There's no way there is!
There's no way there's a talk bug of an MC!
Oh, is there? What is it?
It's too much fun!
Well then, let's go!
Yo! Action!
Tanaka and Kasuga and Toshiaki's "Tanaka's Talk"!
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Wow!
Kasuga-chan, you've started it again!
It's rare for you two to do it together!
I'm so happy to be on Kasuga-chan's show!
I'm so happy! I'm so happy!
And it's so hot in here!
Let's heat up the show for once and go for a drink!
Yeah!
Go for a drink! Hey, shut up!
Hey!
What's with that cute face?
I'm heating up the show for the first time today!
I'm not a director!
I'm doing my own show!
He's a director who passed by!
He said he wanted to dance!
Today, we have a guest with us!
That's right!
Let me introduce you!
Hinata-saka, 46 years of experience!
You don't know her, do you?
I don't know her! I don't know her at all!
I hope she knows me today!
Please introduce yourself!
I'm Saito Kyoka and I'm 23 years old and I'm from Tokyo!
Nice to meet you!
I don't think she's an idol!
This low-toned idol!
She doesn't do things like this!
She does it like this!
She does it like this?
She does it like Bushy!
She's a rare type of idol!
That's right! She's a little different!
And you are?
I'm 18 years old and I'm from Fukuoka!
I'm Himagishi Hiyori!
Why is everyone's voice so small?
Don't you have a moment of excitement?
But I won't lose to such a new idol.
You won't lose?
I'll save my 60s maturity.
I won't lose to this type of person.
You won't lose.
Then Amechi, please answer a little earlier.
Yes.
And...
I'm Tomita Suzuka from Kanagawa Prefecture. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I like ego.
What? I like it too!
What? Really?
Really.
Then I'll do it now.
No, no, no. That's too long.
At worst, it'll take an hour and a half.
I like Fujii Souta-san quite a lot.
What? Isn't that shogi?
Oh, it's shogi!
What? Is there such a mistake?
It's completely different.
It's different.
Kuun!
Kuun? What is that?
Where did you learn it?
Watanabe Leader used to do it.
You're doing something different.
That's right.
It's a little different from an ordinary idol.
Oh, is that so?
Do you have a hobby or something you like?
I like ramen very much.
Ramen?
Yes.
Where's the ramen from?
Ahidakaya's Chigemiso Ramen is very good.
You're going to an orthodox place.
Oh, but it's limited-time and if I go, it's now.
Oh, I know.
I go to Nakao often too.
Oh, is that so?
Tantan Udon is limited in winter.
You eat it all and get bored, don't you?
No, I'm not bored at all.
What is this?
You saved me and went in.
No, I'm not bored at all.
Why did you cut it off?
I'm not bored at all.
Why didn't you cut it off?
It's going to be a lie.
How did you feel?
It can't be helped.
It's fun.
Hamagishi-kun, what do you like?
I like Takarazuka.
Oh, yes!
I like Takarazuka.
Wow! Why do you like it?
What's wrong with you?
If you don't say something, I'll laugh.
After all, Mr. Tanaka and you have a very interesting face.
I'll laugh.
Are you holding back laughter?
Wow!
What's funny?
Don't growl!
From earlier...
I wonder if there is a bullfrog.
I'm curious about both of you.
Then, Mr. Tomita.
I like high-speed roads.
High-speed road?
Yes.
Is there anyone who likes it that much?
After all, the scenery is not very good.
What's that?
He is very scary!
Why do you aim at me?
If you say what you like...
Do you want me to do the same thing?
I was doing this.
What do you like about high-speed roads?
There is no traffic light on high-speed roads.
That's right.
But it stops when there is a traffic jam.
What is he doing?
There are people like this, too.
If it's like "Hey!" I can understand it, but if it's like "Whoa!"
I don't know if a battle is about to start.
By the way, what do you do on your days off?
I write letters.
Letters?
Yes.
It's rare now.
To whom and what do you write letters to?
To myself in three days.
It's not a letter to yourself in a year.
It's close.
It's close, isn't it?
What's the latest letter you wrote?
I wrote about pride.
About pride?
Yes, about pride around there.
Pride of garbage?
Yes, pride of garbage.
What kind of sentence is it? As far as I remember.
There is something I am thinking about now.
There is a lot of pride in my room.
Pride is waiting in the air.
Why do I write it?
I don't know.
It's your TV.
You write poetry.
It's not poetry.
It's poetry.
Why do I say it?
It's not.
It's not what you do, but you don't admit it.
Mr. Tanaka's talk ends here.
Let's ask Mr. Tanaka what he thinks about it.
Mr. Saito is like throwing away this emcee somewhere.
He speaks very closely to him.
And when he calls his opponent and comes in, he throws him away.
I see.
It's like a dangerous idol who has a sword like that.
That's exactly what I was aiming for.
No way!
I pulled it out!
It's not fair!
It's like you originally had it!
It's a sword I gave you!
I'll give it to you.
How about you, Mr. Hamagishi?
Mr. Hamagishi is like a calm person.
And when he suddenly shuts up, I think it suits him.
But I don't know if many emcees will like it.
That's all.
I see.
How about you, Mr. Tomita?
Mr. Tomita doesn't know what he's talking about.
I don't know.
With a good-looking Tanakazu, the members are...
Is there anyone else?
Oh, Kanemura-san!
What should I do to get along with Michopa-san?
Do you want to get along with him?
I've played with him a few times, but I can't talk to him.
Do you get along with Michopa-san?
I don't get along with Michopa-san.
I don't know where he contacted me.
But there was a report that you were aiming for him.
To be honest, I'm not aiming for him anymore.
That's not true.
You were doing it.
It's not a crime to say what you're doing on TV.
But what would you do if Michopa-san was taken seriously and became Tanaka-san?
I'd go out with him a little.
It's not "a little."
You're telling me, aren't you?
Why would you go out with him when you're being told?
I don't know how to get along with Michopa-san.
You don't know how to get along with him.
However, Michopa-san is always talking to you in the front row.
I think it's great that you can talk to him.
If you talk to him, he'll definitely talk to you, right?
That's right.
Is it okay for you to talk to him even when you're taking a break?
I don't mind.
That's cool!
Is there anything you want to talk about first?
When you're taking a break, talk to him at the end of this program.
Okay.
If you have so much to say...
After this, Kanemura will attack Tanaka-sensei!
What will happen?
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