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"Let's meet at Hinata Hill" has started.
We are members of Hinata Hill who are energetic today as well!
Nice to meet you!
This is it!
Yes, with that said...
Let's go!
You were doing something, weren't you?
This week, as a precaution against COVID-19,
the studio members and other members will be separated for recording.
Excuse me!
What is it?
Why is it remote again?
There is a reason for this.
Why are we separated like this?
Is that so?
Don't you notice how we are separated?
I don't notice.
What is it?
Oh, I got it!
Yes, yes.
When we recorded before, we were also separated, weren't we?
Yes, we were.
When we recorded "Tanaka-san"?
We recorded how we separated.
Yes, we did.
Now, let me announce it.
Actually, we have a guest today.
That's rare!
She is here.
She is this person.
No way!
She is here.
It's nice to see you again.
You all remember her, don't you?
Yes, we do.
Then, Ms. Kasuga, please tell us about today's program.
Hey, "Hinata da da 4x6" entertainers!
Let's keep going!
The other day, "Tanaka" came here and we did a fake program to trick you.
Yes, we did.
There were some useful answers, but...
Yes.
We were too focused on the instructions and couldn't think of anything.
Yes, yes.
That's right!
The other day, "Tanaka-sensei", who is also a judge in "The W", gave us some helpful advice about variety shows, but...
"Tanaka-san" from "Kyotaku" dropped the yellow one and played it again.
Because they were too focused on the instructions and "Wakabe-shi"'s trick,
"Tanaka-sensei" has been bragging about comedy theory for about 20 years, but he has been ignored from right to left.
So...
You're holding it in your head like you're shaving it off.
Tonight, we'll study and reward "Tanaka-sensei" for the world's first variety show!
That's cute!
"Tanaka-sensei" will take a break from "Wakabe- shi" and will now begin "Tanaka-sensei" comedy dojo!
Let's meet at Kiranosaka!
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What are you doing?
Looking at the script.
I thought you were opening the book.
I'll call you now, please turn up the volume.
Well then!
Let's welcome Angirls' Tanaka sensei!
Mr. Tanaka is coming
What are you doing? It's already started
You called me in
What is it?
Why are you making me stand here?
You called me in
I don't know
I was told to stand here
Mr. Tanaka is coming
You look weird
You talk weird
It's already started
You called me in
Go home
Why do you have to go home?
It's our show
Don't make trouble here
Don't forget
I don't think it's good
I don't think Mr. Tanaka and I need this
I saw it
Akabayashi and Kasuga
gave orders
You guys look alike
I feel like my blood is rising to my head
Seriously
And in the show
you guys make me look like an anime character
You guys make me look like an enemy of evil
Evil is him
You guys are carrying one of me
Don't you know that?
You guys are having fun
How was it?
You guys were pranking us
and it was heart-wrenching
Yes, it was
And in the dressing room
Ms. Ushio and Ms. Sarina
were very depressed
Ms. Ushio and Ms. Sarina
were all heartbroken
In this world
even though we are great great great juniors
we might have been rude
or we might have been hated
We thought about a lot of things
Please don't hate us
You don't hate us anymore, do you?
I hate you so much!
First of all, I don't like you guys because you're friends with this guy.
And you've been attacking me, so I'd like to pull out all of your teeth and throw them away.
What do you want me to do about it?
All of you don't have teeth.
Doremi, Doremi, Doremi
If you sing and pull out your teeth, I'd like you to be naked at home and laugh.
There are no claims yet, but the recording time seems to be short, so let's move on to the main subject!
If you have any concerns, please raise them!
Well, what do you think?
Oh, your hands are up.
Your little sister's hands are up, too.
Well, Ushio.
Yes.
Shall we start?
I used to bring games like "gamulan ball" and "giro" on this show.
However, due to the current situation, I'm not familiar with the roots of Indonesia.
Oh, I see.
The trade is painful now, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Come on in, Indonesia!
I'm afraid I'm going to get stuck there.
I've been having a lot of trouble deciding what to do.
I see.
How about you, Mr. Tanaka?
Well, you know what I said last time?
You can't use it like that.
What? I can't?
The time in the studio will stop.
Well, it's like Indonesian miscellaneous goods.
I'd like you to have one more.
I don't need only one, entertainer.
I don't need clocks, tea, or crabs.
I'll take your tea seat.
You're studying a lot.
Don't drink like this!
You're studying a lot.
What are you drinking?
Why are you drinking the one I made?
Go home! Go home!
I'm sorry, but I won't use it much today.
By the way, Ms. Ushio,
besides Indonesian miscellaneous goods,
are there any other characters you can use?
No, there aren't.
Then, let's look for them.
Yes, let's do that.
Everyone, please take notes.
I really want to study,
so I bought these miscellaneous goods at the convenience store I just went to.
Please take notes.
Furthermore, just like Ms. Ushio, there is a person who worries about characters.
- Ms. Kawata. - Yes.
Recently, there is a character called "stealing character" that has settled down.
It's like a person who really has a bad habit for fans.
I'm being recognized a little.
As I mentioned earlier,
I'd like you to give me some advice on what I should do in the future.
That's really bad.
It's like stealing a dressing room.
I want you to stop it.
It's like stealing a dressing room.
It's like going home with it.
No, it's not a thief.
It's a complete crime.
First of all, you should never steal things.
As you said just now.
For example, I'd like you to give me only characters.
Like stealing someone's gag.
Or saying it right after someone said it.
I see.
I'd like you to give me characters like that.
For example, if you put some sweets on the table in the dressing room,
I'd like you to say "I'll steal it if you put it here."
If you dare say it and steal it,
I'd like you to make it a safe line by law.
I'd like you to say "I'll steal a company."
That's no good.
Are you going to send it to Southeast Asia?
That's right.
I'm getting lonely.
You won't steal anymore, will you?
Yes, goodbye.
Let's say something like "comment thief" or something like that.
As you said.
I've learned a lot. Thank you.
Next up is this.
I'd like you to learn how to lose.
That's what it is.
Who wrote this?
Me!
Watanabe-san?
Yes, it's me, Watanabe.
No matter what I do, I feel a lot of pressure
that I can't forgive my mistakes.
When I make a mistake or make a mistake,
I'm often told, "Ah!"
It's a little complicated, so I want to learn how to laugh with a lost face.
I see.
Specifically, what kind of lost face are you imagining?
There is a member who is trying to make up for my lost face.
I put it in VTR so that it is easy to understand, so please have a look.
Here you go!
I'm in a financial crisis.
Oh, there you are.
That was terrible.
Is there still such a person?
I see.
There you are.
That's amazing. She's a comedian.
She's a comedian.
She got a penalty.
She's been talking and talking for a while now, but I can't read her comments.
Yes, you're right.
She's a legendary commentator.
She's been crying for a while now.
I see.
Mr. Tanaka, as a lost face, Tomita-san, don't you think it's good?
I think it's very good.
It's funny because it has emotions on it, and I feel sorry for the fans.
I can take both sides of it.
I see.
It's not a lost face, it's because you're losing.
It's very good, isn't it?
I prepared a small project like this to learn how to make up for a lost face.
"Weekly Lost Face News"!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
If you fail at a serious challenge, you'll have a lost face with emotions.
So, we'll try reading the news language for the first time!
Of course, it's important to read it all, but what if you fail and have a lost face?
They'll pull it out, and you'll say "No, not at all", and then they'll pull it out again, and you'll have a face like this.
If you come like this from the beginning, the gap will be hard to see.
So, I'd like you to come and change like this.
You often do that at the end of a bike race.
I'll be like this.
And I'll be clamping my head like this.
I'll do this.
But, I'll clamp my head like I'm holding it.
You can't force yourself to do it like this.
You have to keep it like this and pull it up like this.
It's like an end roll of a biking.
That's right.
First, Watanabe, who is good at running, will challenge "facepalm news".
Did you have an image?
Yes, I had an image of a facepalm.
But first of all, I will do my best to make it a success.
I understand.
Then it's Watanabe's challenge.
Ready, action!
Good evening, it's time for "Sunshine News".
From a kimochawa entertainer to a kimochara entertainer,
the popular Mr. Takushi Tanaka, who has changed his character from an old man to a young woman,
has announced his retirement from the entertainment world.
The topic of discussion is "kotsu", "kotsu", "kotsu"...
(laughs)
She's cute.
(laughs)
It's not impossible.
She was focused on the one who was being forced to do it.
She cut it off.
(laughs)
I was scared.
But... But it was good.
How about you, Mr. Kanagawa?
It's good. It's funny.
Your forehead looks like a fujipitan.
(laughs)
It's good, isn't it?
I see.
How do you feel about it, Ms. Watanabe?
I feel like a new door has opened for me.
If I make a mistake on an outdoor show,
I'll be like...
(laughs)
I should have done it more naturally.
I should have done it like this.
(laughs)
I should have done it like this.
Next up is Ms. Takamoto who wants to learn how to lose.
Ms. Takamoto, how do you feel about it?
I don't know because I don't know much about it.
But I think I'm the type of person who can express my feelings honestly.
I'll do my best to do it seriously.
I see.
First of all, you'll read the manuscript.
Anyway, I'll concentrate on it.
Please stroke her manuscript.
(laughs)
Now, it's Ms. Takamoto Ayaka's turn.
Ready...
Action!
(laughs)
(applause)
Good evening.
It's time for Hinata News.
Mr. Tanaka, who owns the skill of karate locksmiths,
has been sentenced to death for the kararari that was held in Akasaka circus...
Failure!
(laughs)
Everyone is doing this.
(laughs)
Everyone is just looking at each other's foreheads.
But it was slow and slow, and I think it was after I turned left once.
No, that's right.
Oh, I thought I shouldn't hide my face for a moment, but I didn't.
(laughs)
It's okay, otaku. What are you hiding your face for?
(laughs)
I can't hide it once.
It's true that I've learned how to make this gap box now.
(laughs)
In addition, Kato, who has a favorable reputation for his strange face, will also challenge to learn how to make a losing face!
Ms. Kato, how about you?
I definitely don't want to show my forehead.
(laughs)
But I definitely want to read it all.
First of all, you want to read it all, right?
I will definitely read it all.
I understand. Let's do it.
Ms. Kato's challenge. Ready, action!
(laughs)
Good evening. It's time for "Sunny News".
For dozens of years...
(laughs)
Wait a minute!
(laughs)
Can you do it yourself?
If I'm going to do it, I'll do it with all my might! (laughs)
I'm going to do it anyway, so I'll do it slowly. (laughs)
(laughs)
If you don't have a gap like this, you'll do it like me.
In the end, you can see your forehead.
Well, I feel like I've learned how to lose to some extent, but I don't feel like I'm doing it with my forehead.
Then Kasuga-san...
Oh, is it okay?
Your forehead is already out. (laughs)
What are you going to do about this? (laughs)
What are you going to do in that case? (laughs)
Maybe I'll double my strength and do it alone. (laughs)
Tooh! (laughs)
You're lowering your shoulders. (laughs)
What will Kasuga, who has sealed his forehead, do?
Well, everyone, please study Kasuga-san's reaction.
Yes!
Well then...
Ready...
Action!
(laughs)
No...
I don't like this person... (laughs)
(laughs)
Good evening.
It's time for "Hinata News".
We have good news!
(laughs)
Professor Kasuga of Hinata University was born yesterday!
(laughs)
What a shame! Failure!
(laughs)
Tooh! (laughs)
No, it's something you see a lot! (laughs)
(laughs)
It's the same for good food.
Yes, it is.
If you eat good food...
Tooh! (laughs)
(laughs)
Failure is also...
Tooh! (laughs)
Failure is nothing.
This is the only thing I can think of.
Tooh! (laughs)
But...
Yes.
That's it.
That almighty card.
Yes.
So, can I give you "tooh"?
Is there anyone who wants "tooh"?
Professor Hinata?
I want it!
Katoshi wants "tooh".
My forehead is a little itchy...
I don't like it a little, so I'd like to go with "tooh".
Professor Kasuga, please teach Katoshi how to do it and how to say "tooh".
"Tooh" is...
Not in front of you, but like this...
Tooh! (laughs)
(laughs)
If you do it like that, will the camera take it for you?
(laughs)
Well, Katoshi will read the script one more time, so...
(laughs)
Shall we do it?
Is it okay? Revenge?
Yes, it's okay.
Thank you very much.
Then, let's start Kato's revenge match!
It's Katoshi's challenge.
Yo! Action!
Good evening. It's time for "Sunshine News".
Last night, Kasshu Kasuga Toshiaki-san gave him the "Youthful and Old Solo Sanson Award"...
Too bad!
Tooh! (laughs)
(laughs)
The host will get mad at me.
Because I'm licking it.
It's not "tooh", but "enka" was in it.
Tooh! (laughs)
And my fist is working.
(laughs)
What did you do?
Too bad! I can't see your "revenge" first of all!
(laughs)
Tooh! (laughs)
(laughs)
It's working, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
You don't use "viking", do you?
(laughs)
I don't use it.
(laughs)
Well, next, we had a lot of worries about this genre, so let's ask about it.
Here it is!
"I want you to land with laughter".
(laughs)
Is it "landing" or something like that?
I didn't know you thought of it like that.
Oh, it's Kanemura Miku.
Oh, hello!
What's up?
On TV shows and stuff like that, we give quizzes and give out panels and stuff like that,
but we can't give out answers in the first place, right?
So I want to make fun of it, but if I have the intention of making fun of it, I'll slip 100% of the time.
I see.
I know.
So...
I'm thinking of a way to avoid that.
Oh, I see.
What should I do, Mr. Tadaka?
No, no, I don't think idols should give out answers.
Because entertainers do it, and in the end, idols do it.
In the past, it used to be like, "take it", and "no, it's amazing", but now it's more beautiful as a show.
While idols are desperately doing it like this...
Well, but nowadays, it's like that, right?
So it's like having some kind of life support device when you slip, right?
I see.
So, Mr. Okada of "Masouka" often slips, so he's thinking of that, right?
Yes.
After he slips, he's like, "Huh? Are all the guests foreigners today?"
He's like that, right?
He's twisting those words.
And...
Is it the opposite pattern?
Ms. Kosaka has a bit of a problem.
Huh?
When the three of us were on another show,
there were other members who weren't me who were funny,
and when the atmosphere was like, "she slipped", I didn't know what to do with the members around me.
That's a problem.
By the way...
That's a problem, Ms. Kosaka.
By the way, can you tell us what kind of members you were?
Um, I'm really sorry to say this, but...
It was Kumi-san, Shiho-san, and the three of us...
I'm sorry.
Don't say that to Kosaka!
Kumi!
Don't say "Kumi"!
Don't say it now!
So when we were doing "wow",
you were lying down, right?
Even the MCs were like...
Whoa!
Ms. Tanaka, for example, what do you think of this situation?
Well, if it's a duo or something like that,
if your partner slips, you go and save them with all your might,
but if it's a business partner, you go in and...
tell them about the amazing episode,
and embarrass them,
or help them out.
It's a pattern like that, but...
if someone slips, you go around and say, "this person slips a lot",
or something like that.
If you go down that far, you won't know what's going on.
That's right.
Well, like Ms. Tanaka said earlier,
when you say a word with Ms. Okada after you've become a couple,
it brings you a lot of energy.
Let's practice this.
Yes!
I've prepared a mouth plan for you, Ms. Kasuga.
A one-shot reversal!
A one-frame with a slip!
What does it mean?
Even if you slip, for example, like Saito-kun in "Jungle Pocket"
"Ahh!" like "Ahh!"
Like a one-phrase reversal!
Or like a group game where other members go in to help!
Like "Let's do something together!"
Let's have a weapon for avoiding slipping!
Yes, yes!
With that said, we're going to ask the members some tough questions!
If you slip, let's make you laugh with some kind of action!
And the decision of whether you slipped or not will be decided by Wakabayashi Chayaman!
By the way...
Also, Tanaka-san, there's also a way for the viewers to bite you, right?
Ah, yes, yes!
You guys!
Shut up!
Hurry up and go to work!
Yes, yes!
It's like that!
It's often said at the end of "Viking"!
Ah, yes, yes!
Also, if you say something like "viking celebrity", everyone will go "No, no, no!"
Yes!
Usually it's Komiya or Degawa-san...
Viking's...
Viking's celebrity's brand!
No, no, no!
And after this, the members will go for a one- phrase reversal!
(LOL)
And now...
We'll challenge a difficult challenge that can be used for both big cuts and subsequent one-phrases!
Here is the challenge.
What should you change in "Ungirls" and "Tanaka" that you are familiar with?
Make a big cut here, slide down and become a patramp.
Then say a word.
What should you change?
Say a word after patramp.
Tomita-san, go ahead.
Let's go.
I haven't stopped wearing blood-shot clothes.
What are you looking at?
It's just unstable.
What are you looking at?
It's not bad as a line.
It's not bad.
You can cut it.
You can try angry patterns.
If you cut it, you can't help it.
Saito Kyoko-san, what should you do to become popular?
Basically...
That's right.
You can't become a patramp.
It's not correct.
You don't know anything.
Watanabe-san, go ahead.
Take a deep breath.
Let's try it.
That's all for today! Bye-bye!
You can cut it.
It's good, isn't it?
After this, the members were awakened with one- shot reversal one-phrase!
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Next time, the second half of "Entertainment World is Still Alive!"
The second half!
With a variety of first-birth techniques learned from Tanaka-sensei, the members suddenly grow!