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This is a battle between cows and women.
This is a battle between cows and women who were born in the year of the cow.
This is a battle between cows and women who hunt high- class wagyu beef.
This is a battle between cows and women who obtained 600g of beef.
Tonight's battle is even hotter.
Which team will win?
See you in Yanataka.
This program is sponsored by SONY MUSIC and other sponsors.
Now, the second half of "Ushi Onna Battle" begins!
The next battle is "Find the Ushi"!
Five members of the opposing team will play "Ushi- no- kaburi-mono" game.
In this game, one of the members will find a specific Ushi.
Using various questions and items,
members will find out Ushi's movements and habits that they know.
If they find out who is Ushi within the time limit, they will win meat!
By the way, in the last minute of the game,
members will use "voice changer" and have the opposing team answer in words.
And, who is the Ushi that they are curious about?
There is a member with "Ushi" in his name.
There is one in both teams, right?
Is there one in Saito's team?
There is one in Saito Kyoko's team.
Who is it?
Yes!
There is "Ushi" between "ka" and "ushiho".
That's right.
So, it's "Ushiho".
"Ushiho"!
"Ushiho" and "Ushiho" are different, right?
So, will they be able to find "Ushiho" and "Ushiho" wearing "kaburi-mono"?
First of all, Saito's team will challenge Miyaburu River!
Saito's team will use "Ushiho".
Do you have any strategies for using "Ushiho"?
Speaking of "Ushiho",
I'm good at jumping and playing "gumrunball".
I want to do something related to "Ushiho" and confuse other members.
That's right.
On the other hand, "Ushiho" team will have a strategy meeting behind the scenes!
Among them, we will select four members who will wear "Ushiho".
Which members will they confuse?
Then, let's have "Ushiho" team's "Ushi" selection five members!
Please!
What? Wait!
It's "Ushiho"!
I don't know!
I don't know which one is "Ushiho" if it's only this one.
There's "gureushi" and "rein" in it.
What?
Oh my god!
It's like...
I'm scared!
Each of us moves...
Were there members who move like that in the first place?
In the first place...
In the first place, right?
Is it OK, everyone?
Ask questions in 5 minutes and do various things.
Yes!
OK, let's do it!
Find "ushi"!
Start!
Shall we dance?
Yes, let's dance!
I see!
Do you know it?
I see!
I see! It's like dancing habits!
Please dance seriously! Seriously!
Please dance seriously!
But I don't know!
There's a possibility of acting!
It's definitely "gureushi"!
Who is it?
Number 4 is fooling around!
Number 4 is funny!
Number 4 is fooling around!
Number 4 is funny!
It's funny!
Is it a strategy of confusion?
Please express Indonesia with your body!
Start!
Number 4?
Number 4!
Number 4 is crazy!
Number 2, was there a guy like that?
Was there a guy like that?
Yes, yes, was there a member like that?
Jumping rope! Jumping rope!
There is a possibility of being a woman!
Jumping rope, please!
Jumping rope!
Then, can you show us jumping rope one by one?
Jumping rope?
Jumping rope!
Oh, you can do it!
Number two.
I can do it.
It's a karate dance.
You're kidding me, number two.
Oh, you can do it!
You're pretty good.
I think you have three points.
Number four.
Oh, you're terrible.
You're terrible.
But I don't know. Maybe it's acting.
Number five, please.
Thank you very much.
Is it okay?
Number five, you're terrible.
We don't have much time.
Please take this.
It's number two.
Hey, did you say something like "number two"?
Did you say something like "number two"?
I don't know.
Please do kendama.
Kendama?
Yes.
You're good at kendama?
I'm good at kendama.
Oh, really?
Oh, you can't do it?
You can't do it, but...
I don't know if you're really bad at it or if it's acting.
Can you tell?
Is it okay?
Next, next.
Give it to me.
Number one and number two.
We don't have much time.
No, no, no, number two.
Who is he?
Was there such a person?
Was there such a fool member?
Number four doesn't know anything about number five.
Number four, please give it to number five.
I don't know anything about it.
Give me number five.
I can't give it like that.
I can't do it with number three, either.
Not everyone can do it.
Maybe it's because there's a mask.
You have one minute left.
Let's have her sing it.
Oh, yeah.
Please sing a lullaby for me.
I'm good at it.
Speaking of cows...
She's good at singing lullabies in Indonesia, but...
Number one, please sing a lullaby for me.
There...
You're going to put it in there, right?
Is the mic there?
Isn't it better to put it in your mouth, mic?
I'm scared.
Why are you scared of me?
Number two, please sing a lullaby for me.
Who's number two?
Number three, please sing a lullaby for me.
Wow.
Number four, please sing a lullaby for me.
Oh, you're good at it.
Who's number five?
You know it, right?
I don't know it.
You don't know it, do you?
No, I don't know it at all.
But I kind of know it.
You know it, right?
I know it.
Did you all get it?
Then, let's move on to the prediction time!
Ms. Ushio, which one do you think it is?
Team Saito Kyoko, please!
One, two...
Number four!
I thought it was number four. Why is that?
She couldn't double jump, right?
Number four had an amazing Wazet-like look.
That's how you noticed it?
She sometimes looks like that.
Oh, is that so?
You noticed it very well.
Do you know the other one, two, three, and five?
Yes.
By the way, who is number five?
Do you know who number five is?
I know who number five is by touch.
But, I guess it's Takase by movement.
You know who number five is, don't you?
I know who number five is, too.
You know who number four and five are, don't you?
I know who number four and five are, too.
But, I'm always confused about number one.
Do you know who number one is, too?
Yes.
Who is number one?
Number one is Watanabe.
Watanabe moves more, doesn't he?
What's wrong with you?
Wait until I get it!
You don't know, do you?
Who is number three?
I'm not sure about number three.
I think it's Kageyama or Kanemura.
But, Higashimura was a famous detective.
When they played "Konsuki", no one was dancing.
Yuka wasn't dancing at that time.
Yuka is good at dancing.
By the way, Tomita is expected to be the second wild horse.
Is it true that Tomita is a cow and Higashimura is a bull?
Number four!
Please take your hat off!
It's hot!
You got it right!
She found out!
The rest of you, please take your hats off!
Is she right?
She got it right!
Team Saito got 600g of meat!
Next, Team Ushio is going to challenge Miyaburu River!
Team Ushio will have you guess the year of the cow!
Do you have any strategy for guessing the year of the cow?
If I had to guess, I'd say "batting home" or something like that.
Something like that?
Yes!
On the other hand, Team Saito is having a strategy meeting behind the set!
Out of these four, four of you will wear cow hats!
Which four of you will confuse them?
Team Saito will choose the cow!
I can't see it.
You already know?
They look very similar!
They do look similar!
It's the last one!
I knew it was the last one, too!
It's the last one!
Team Ichima, please take it away!
I can tell by their reactions!
Let's find Team Ushio and start!
Please dance to the song!
Dance properly!
Konsuki, please!
Please dance properly!
This is hard!
I don't know.
No, I don't know. I don't know at all.
Only No. 1 knows.
Please dance to the song.
No. 1 is a little...
No. 1 doesn't have to dance.
Thank you, No. 1.
No, I don't know.
What are you doing?
I want you to do batting.
Shall we do batting?
Please do batting!
I'm getting used to it.
When it comes to karting,
a flexible batting form is a feature of soft tennis.
Let's start from No. 1 and dance in order.
No. 1.
It was going well!
No. 2!
Be careful!
It was pretty good.
Thank you!
No. 3!
He's got a good posture.
Thank you very much!
Next, No. 4!
I don't know if it's acting or not.
No. 5!
Thank you!
Do you get it?
I'm starting to get it, right?
What's number 1?
Everyone, please seduce Wakabayashi-san.
Number 1 is fine, right?
Number 2...
What's number 2?
Something is coming.
Number 3...
What does that mean?
What does number 3 mean?
Number 4 is number 4.
Number 4?
I want to do something like that.
What about number 5?
What's number 5?
Number 5 is number 3.
Isn't it enough?
One minute left!
Ushio's team has one minute left.
They are full of confidence and will announce the answer.
Will it be correct?
Please announce it.
One, two...
It's number 2!
Number 2?
That's right.
Why do you think it's number 2?
There's nothing going on.
There's a little gesture.
There's a way of standing and a pose.
That's number 2.
I think I know what it is.
Number 2's way of standing is fun.
That's right.
His center of gravity is only in the middle.
I don't know what number 2, 3 and 4 are.
Who is number 3?
Aya-chan.
Takamoto.
Who is number 4?
It's difficult.
Is it Narin-chan?
Is it Morimoto-kun?
Number 4 was difficult.
Who is number 5?
It's Meimei.
Meimei.
Ah, number 5 is...
It's Higashimura.
It's like Higashimura.
You don't have to ask about number 1, do you?
That's right.
Their aura is different.
I see.
Are Ushio and Shiho correct?
Number 2, please take off your helmet!
Correct!
Well done!
She found out!
The rest of you, please take off your helmets!
Perfect!
Even if you didn't take off the most important one!
Wow!
You all got it right!
Wow!
As you can see, both teams succeeded in finding cows!
Each team gets 600 grams of meat!
Next is the last game!
Yes! "Make Ushio and Shiho laugh"!
"Pokemon Go Poké Battle"!
The rules are simple!
Use various items and make your opponent's leader laugh!
For each laugh, you can get 300 grams of meat!
It's a super big chance!
And the team that is currently losing is...
"Monoboke"'s genius, Kasuga-san will join as a support!
Congratulations!
So, please change into your uniforms!
"Monoboke"'s battle will finally begin!
We are ready!
Ushio-san and Saito-san...
Are you confident you won't laugh?
Kasuga-san joined, so I feel more secure!
I see!
I was underestimated!
And Ushio-san, what do you think?
I will never laugh!
Really?
Then, let's start the "monoboke" battle!
Alright! Let's go!
Let's go!
Yes!
Oh, Kotsushi...
Please guess a lot of fortune-telling, love-san!
What do you think, Ushio-san? You're not laughing! What a shame!
Now, it's the captain's turn!
I'm exhausted!
What do you think? It's a shame!
You're strong!
Oh, Miipan is here!
Oh, God!
What do you think, Kyoko Saito? It's dangerous!
It's safe!
Oh, no!
Oh, here comes Nibu-chan!
You guys! Follow me!
Oh, Ushio-san! It's dangerous!
It's safe!
Now, it's your turn!
Hello! I'm Haishan-san...
Oh, I'm going to react now! I'm sorry!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Hello!
Oh, that was close!
That was close!
What do you think? It's a shame!
It's safe!
What do you think? It's a shame!
Mizuko-chan! Mizuko-chan!
This is also safe!
Katsura-san hasn't appeared yet!
Me? That's right!
It's Nashigoren!
Nashigoren!
What do you think? It's a shame!
This is also safe!
This could have gone well!
You're strong!
It's my first time learning this! I'm scared!
OK!
It's a shame!
What do you think? It's amazing!
Dad! Don't follow me!
Is that so?
One more!
This is how you usually transform, isn't it?
It hasn't changed much!
What do you think, Ushio-san?
Ushio-san, safe!
You're strong!
It was so close!
Katsura-san has appeared!
It's a shame!
You passed! Thank you!
What do you think?
That's right!
It's a shame!
It's coming! It's coming!
Gather around!
(Singing)
This is unfair!
You pass!
This is good!
It's coming!
Gather around! Animal Forest
You pass!
You laughed, Ms. Ushio!
This is good!
What is it?
I love daikon radish. It's the best song.
You pass!
It's coming!
Animal Forest.
Oh, love-san!
You pass!
Animal Forest is good!
Here it comes, Ms. Kasuga!
Steps of a pig
You pass!
You laughed, Ms. Kasuga!
Is this the last one?
It's coming!
3, 2, 1!
You pass!
Good job!
An eye-catching funny showdown!
The team that struggled against the iron woman Ushio is Sanwarai!
And thanks to Small Raff's unexpected performance,
Ushio's team has won Gowarai!
- So... - What happened?
This match is a draw!
What do you mean?
It's our first project of the new year,
but we'll eat both teams without meat!
We've come this far!
Should we give both teams meat?
- Let's do that. - What?
That's funny, too.
Explain that to me!
- What are you saying? - Let's play!
That's not what I'm saying!
Challenge us!
We have a lot of time today,
so let's get started!
An eye-catching funny showdown!
Originally, only the winning team was supposed to challenge this game,
but it was struck out instead of struck out!
We'll throw a ball into the goal marked with "meat"
and challenge ourselves to get as many grams of meat as possible!
If we don't hit the goal even once,
we were thinking of changing it to deer meat, but...
Since this is a showdown format,
if neither team hits the goal,
we'll confiscate the premium beef!
And...
Here is the mat we'll be challenging this time!
Oh, there's a lot written on it!
The minimum price is beef, and it's 400 yen for 100 grams.
The highest price is pork, and it's 4,000 yen for 100 grams.
4,000 yen?!
That's ten times the price of mackerel!
Then we should go for that fin over there.
This time,
only the winning team will get meat,
and only this team will get meat!
And since we don't have much time, we'll do it in one go.
Wait a minute!
Both aces are in a state of chaos!
Will they be able to get premium beef?!
With premium beef on the line, Ushio is struck out!
The winning team, Ushio, has chosen Kosaka as their ace!
Are you confident?
I'm scared, but I want to do my best for everyone!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it for sure!
Where will you aim for?
I want to aim for the fin!
That's right!
It's a small target, but you can aim for the fin!
Then, let's go!
You can do it! You can do it!
Team Ushio, Kosaka-san, please go ahead!
You can do it!
It's a cloud!
It was her favorite high ball from Osaka, but she didn't expect it to fly towards the cloud!
Unfortunately, she didn't get any beef.
Next, high school Saito's team will try to get a high ball!
A high ball is a big chance for them to get beef!
You can do it! You can do it!
Well, then...
Please!
Yes!
You can do it!
Rib roast!
Rib roast is amazing. 100g is 3,000 yen.
It's a good price.
So, Saito's team won!
Love me do! Love me do! Love me do!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
And after this, the long-awaited project is...
This program is brought to you by Sony Music...
...and my sponsors.
Next week, Saito and his team will release their first solo album on the 19th!
Don't miss it!