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Let's mess up Anga and Tanaka!
The Anga-Tanaka project has finally begun!
Recovering their relationship with Anga and Tanaka,
Hinata and Saka visited the previous prank to find out the truth of their hostile words!
It's not like I like it.
However, due to young commander's dark role, the prank is gradually escalating!
I like Yamane-san.
She's laughing!
Will they be able to fix their broken relationship with Hinata and Saka while messing up Anga and Tanaka?!
It's not like I like it.
[This show is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.]
[The fake show is now opening!]
[And now, it's time for the trouble-solving time!]
[Here, Audrey will ask Tanaka about some serious troubles she wanted to ask him about!]
[By the way, the mission in this block is 'If you have eyes, do the brick work!']
[If you fail the quiz, Ushio will ring the Gabbran Ball!]
[Will she be able to complete the mission without being found out by Tanaka?]
Everyone has their own troubles.
So, let's start the trouble-solving time!
First of all, if you want to ask Tanaka about something, raise your arms.
Don't raise your arms.
You two.
You didn't raise your arms.
I heard you raised your arms a lot.
Only you two didn't raise your arms.
- That's right. - Then, Nimu-chan!
- Thank you. - Do you know her?
That's right. My trouble is...
I have a trouble of 'Which one should I choose in the end?'
Which one in the end?
The other day, in 'Imitating a crab',
everyone imitated a crab more and more,
and said 'pass, pass, pass!'
At the end, it was me.
'Should I pass?'
'No, I didn't pass!'
They said like that, and I didn't know what to do.
An idol is already thinking about it.
'Which one should I choose in the end?'
- Times have changed. - Captain, well...
'Crab' is my inferiority complex, isn't it?
If you want to imitate a crab,
you should imitate a crab of terrible quality at the end.
All of you in front of you are aiming for it.
Excuse me.
You said 'crab' earlier,
but 'crab' is my inferiority complex of 'which one should I choose in the end?'
- I don't know. - 'Which one should I choose in the end?'
First of all, I don't know how to explain it.
- It's similar, isn't it? - It's very similar.
- Why 'which one should I choose in the end?' - Can I imitate it?
'Which one should I choose in the end?'
No, it's not at all.
- So, what now, Kana? - Okay, okay, nice.
You are nothing like me.
I thought you were hidden somewhere else,
because you look exactly like me in real life.
No, no, look at me.
I've gone right to the beginning of the countdown first.
She's properly explaining it to you.
I'm going to go through the countdown again.
My dance is like this.
No, you're doing it now.
You're doing it now.
Why are you doing this?
Why?
Why are you doing this?
You're running, aren't you?
If you're running, you should do like this.
But you've been doing like this all the time, haven't you?
Even so, I have 20 years of experience.
I'm sure I'm ahead of you.
I'm sorry.
It was a misunderstanding.
It was a misunderstanding, wasn't it?
It was a misunderstanding.
It was a huge misunderstanding.
Unexpectedly...
Kamimura, I'm afraid of crabs and I've never laughed before.
Can you say that?
Kamimura-san, what are you going to do?
I'm afraid of crabs and I've never laughed before.
You're depressed only in one eye, aren't you?
Maybe you don't like me.
You don't like me.
I love you.
You don't love me.
She's a big liar.
Maybe she noticed me suddenly.
You know what?
We still have a long way to go, so let's refrain from strong missions for now.
Actually, there's one more thing.
On our show "Kamuri", we asked the old men and women to tell us about muscle men stories.
When I said "meat curtains" with my parents, it was the first time in my life.
The atmosphere was like "shhh".
I really thought it was over, but I don't think you should do muscle men stories.
You can do muscle men stories.
Really?
What did you say?
First of all, you don't know that you like muscle men.
I see.
Do you like muscle men? Can we do a muscle men quiz?
This is a scene from a movie, isn't it?
You like old men, so you control them.
On the contrary, you can say "I've been dancing for 300 years."
Can you show me how you do it?
Can you do it like a gag?
Can you do it like a quiz?
By the way, I want you to remember it perfectly, so can you do it for me?
"Beef bowl cutlet"?
I remember it perfectly, too!
Beef bowl cutlet for 300 years
It's fast, it's delicious, it's cheap
Yukan
Can you go back to the original scene?
If you have Mr. Tanaka, you're a muscle man.
I've been told that I'm a muscle man.
Muscle men are popular, so I'm a muscle man.
But "muscle men" is very strong.
"Muscle men" is a rival of "muscle men"
"Muscle men" is popular, so can you do a variety quiz?
Can you do a wink?
We still have time.
How about you, Kosako?
When I do VTR or do my own episode talk, I'm afraid of being called out, and I can't look you in the eye.
I'm a little worried.
Everyone has that.
Do you have it, Kosako?
I do. I can't look you in the eye either.
But I think it's a waste of time if you're like that when you say you have it.
When you say you have it, you break it.
I'm scared!
Because it's a reservation.
You have to study it!
It's like "sube" and you remember it.
"Tanaka-san, I've never seen you slide." Everyone say it.
Tanaka-san, I've never seen you slide.
It's "sube" and you remember it.
If it's "oh yeah," you're caught, right?
So it's okay. "sube" and you remember it.
Ushio-san, I've only seen it once.
I don't think you have.
But I've only seen it once.
I've only seen it once.
You've only seen it once!
I've only seen it on "viking."
You've only seen it on "viking"?
"viking" is a live show, so if you slide, you'll remember it all.
You have to remember it all the time.
You have to be careful live.
If you slide, you'll remember it all.
At the end, you'll scream like shit.
What the hell is this?!
If you say it, all of the viewers will be mad and it'll end.
When you have a talk, don't be afraid of slipping, speak, and if you slip, scream.
And you make a reservation, right?
Yes, like this.
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, you're doing it without my permission. I'm doing it.
Why are you recording me?
I'm doing it!
Unfortunately, you love it.
Unfortunately, I love it.
If you start it, everyone will do it.
You don't have to do it.
Oh, you don't have to do it?
I'm doing it.
And you start it.
And you drop Tanaka-san's yellow thing and do it again.
You don't have to do it!
Look at it and laugh and accept it!
Tanaka-san is breathing.
It's not a time for everyone to do it and have fun.
No, no, it's not like that.
I'm sorry.
Let's move on to the next person.
Then, Ushio-san!
When I'm on an outside program,
I don't know what to do with the reaction of someone who is not me.
Even though it's a failure, I may be depressed because I did it.
You ask me a lot of detailed questions.
It's like a failure talk.
I don't think it's going to be a dark talk.
You should definitely laugh.
I want to practice.
Can you talk like Tanaka-san?
I want to practice.
Is there a failure talk like Tanaka-san?
What is a failure talk?
It's a class, so let's practice.
A failure talk is...
Please laugh as much as you need at home.
I went to a pachinko club for the first time.
There are a lot of people in front of the pachinko club.
In the morning...
I've never been there, so I didn't know.
I went there for the first time.
I was playing pachinko.
It's cute.
I was playing pachinko in a pachinko club.
I didn't know about the pachinko club.
I was playing pachinko in the morning.
I thought I would get about 100 pachinkos.
I sat there and started playing.
I was on someone else's table.
I put my hands like this and started playing.
An old man came from behind me and started playing.
Please clap for me.
It's still funny.
You're overreacting.
Okay, okay.
If you were doing that, you wouldn't be here.
You wouldn't be here.
I just want you to laugh naturally.
It's difficult.
How about the remote team?
Yes.
I have a problem, too.
When I'm on a quiz show and there are many comedians around me,
even if I don't make a fool of myself, people around me laugh at me.
So I think about whether it's okay for me to laugh and give a normal answer.
But if I do that, people tend to cut me off.
So I think about whether it's better for me to make a fool of myself or answer normally.
If it's like a quiz show, you'd better answer properly.
There's a show like "I'd like some funny answers."
Yes, there is.
In that case, you'd better make a fool of yourself.
I see.
That's why we've prepared a quiz show like this.
Who will be chosen by "on-air"?
"Just-right-answer-quiz"!
Now, it's quiz time!
The quiz show is where you answer "just-right- answer- quiz" by "on-air".
What kind of reaction will Tanaka have when he realizes that he has something to do with Hinata- saka?
Here is the first quiz.
Ta-dah!
Wait a minute!
I'm really weak at this!
My self-confidence is...
Does it stick?
It does!
The official mascot of the Tokyo 2020 Paralympics and Paralympics is...
"Mirai Toa" and "Nanity".
That's a proper quiz.
It is.
Anyway...
Do you have one, Kato-san?
Yes.
"Hello, Kitty".
"Hello, Kitty"...
Oh, well...
Sanrio might have scolded me for that.
He gave me a hard time.
Shin-san, if you think you can do it,
why don't you play "gumrunball" on "on-air" first?
"On-air" is like "bocha-no-mane-wakari-yasui- yatsu".
If you say "gumrunball" for the first time...
How about "sushi"?
"Organic ice tea".
Yes!
You have a lot of self-confidence.
Do I have self-confidence?
"Organic ice tea".
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
Isn't it good?
You don't have to say "tea" anymore.
It's like "teachigai".
This is self-confidence.
Wow!
"NTT" of "osushia".
What "t"?
How about "mirai towa" and "ntt"?
It's good!
It's really good!
"ntt" is good.
"osushi" immediately becomes "lonti"...
"lonti" is good.
"osushi" immediately becomes "lonti"...
I got another one!
You got another one?
You said it too quickly!
"mirai towa" and "lonti"...
"lonti"...
"lonti" is too quick.
Stop saying "lonti" and say "tt".
The order...
"osushi" is crying.
The order is unexpected.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
I can't say "lonti" and say "tt" well.
If you break your feelings so quickly, you won't be crying so much.
That's true.
You won't be able to say anything if you cry in a studio like that.
But I'll wipe my tears and look forward.
Your tears aren't coming out much.
Cry like that.
If you're going to cry so much, train your mentality first.
Let's do it.
Let's do the last one.
The last one.
Ignore Kyoko Saito and say "suki desu".
Kyoko.
"suki desu".
What's that?
"suki desu" "tt"?
"suki desu" "tt" you mean?
She's not your girlfriend.
It's weird if you're the only one crying in a studio like this.
Why are you crying?
What kind of character is she?
She always says she wants to be a nationalist girlfriend.
Because I'm a nationalist, too.
Because you're a nationalist...
Because I'm going to be a nationalist...
Ta-dah!
A phenomenon that makes light shine from under the sea has occurred.
It is said to have foretold about firecrackers and epidemics.
This year, it was spread on Twitter.
What is the name of the crazy youkai?
Yes.
Yes, captain.
Longekuchi-man.
Longekuchi-man, as it is.
Mr. Ushio, you are OK.
As it is.
You just said "gumrun ball".
Yes.
Yes, Kato-san.
Youkai-man?
Youkai-man.
Youkai is written on it.
I want you to get away from it.
I see.
Youkai...
Get away from youkai!
Mr. Ushio, one more time.
Youkai...
Is it OK without youkai?
Yes.
OK?
OK.
What is it?
What are you trying to get away from?
I thought it was an ear the first time.
That's why it's troublesome.
You made it sound.
This is actually called "gumrun ball".
What?
Please explain it as it is.
It is called "dream ball".
When I want to change the air or something like that, I always make it sound like this.
When you always want to change the air?
Yes.
When you want to change the air?
Yes.
By the way, this wasn't good at all.
Mr. Tanaka's...
What? Me?
Yes.
What is it?
Mr. Ushio, please make it sound like "gumrun ball".
Well...
"sweet courage" or something like that.
No, no, no.
Don't do it!
No, no, no.
Stop it! Stop it!
If you make it sound at the right timing, "sweet courage" will be accepted.
Yes.
You should make it sound a little lighter now.
That's more acceptable.
That's harsh.
That's really bad.
When it becomes "shin" and "shari shari shari", it's accepted.
I see. I learned a lot.
You should keep it.
Yes, I understand.
Thank you very much.
What was the happiest thing a girl told you in your life?
Happiest thing?
This is real.
The model of Giant Soldier is you, Mr. Tanaka.
Yes.
I got it.
The model of Giant Soldier is you, Mr. Tanaka.
No, it's not.
I can't melt because of the laser.
What is it?
I like it. I like this kind of feeling.
Great.
Yes, I like it.
The model of Air Force is you, Mr. Tanaka.
No, it's not.
The model of Giant Soldier is you, Mr. Tanaka.
I've never seen it before.
No, you haven't.
I like this kind of feeling.
I like it.
I like this kind of feeling.
I'm happy.
The model of Air Force is you, Mr. Tanaka.
There is a lunch box in Mr. Imaishi's desk.
Can you eat one small side dish?
Anything is fine.
Yes, Saito-san.
What do you think of me?
What? What are you talking about?
What is your last name?
My last name is...
I've met you many times...
Nibuchan, I think.
Saito Kyoko, let's cry a little.
I like you, though.
What is it?
I like you, though.
You won't say anything to an old man who hates you, will you?
I like you, though.
You're big.
You're big, aren't you?
You're dirty.
Don't shake it in the studio.
You're big, aren't you?
She said you're big.
She didn't know you're big.
Abanistan, you're a little big.
Drink it up.
Hurry up and drink it up.
You're a little big, aren't you?
People like that usually ask me.
I see.
By the way, can you give me a model answer?
No, it's not a model answer.
My answer is...
When I was in high school...
I've never talked to a girl.
The only time we talked was...
I fell down and broke my back.
Let's laugh more than necessary.
Did you break your back?
I was told that once.
I'm happy.
You're lying.
No, it's not like that.
You can't hit me like that.
Is it only once?
I always get this question.
Ignore it and...
The movement you're making on the camera.
It's a movement of someone who doesn't care if you're in the picture even for a moment.
She found out.
I see.
You've learned a lot.
How was it, remote Watanabe?
It was very helpful.
Which picture was helpful?
Well...
What are you thinking about?
It was very interesting that you broke your back.
It's the last one.
Keep accumulating your pictures.
Okay.
Chikkun...
What are you laughing at?
Think about it.
Whose name is it?
She found out.
It's not funny.
After this...
Don't turn off the camera!
What will happen to Tanaka?
The quiz program is over, and they'll have a short break.
But the members still have a mission!
You have to watch a prank on Tana, who is in off- mode.
I see.
The prank is...
If during the break, Tana starts eating bento next to you...
It's pretty hard to do.
Who would be good at it?
Some members are too mature to do it naturally.
You're right.
But Kata...
She's good at it.
Kata is good at it.
She's worried about what to do next.
How about you, Kasuga?
Will you eat bento next to an idol during the break?
Or will you talk with other staff?
I'm a little nervous.
That's nice of you, Tanaka!
I'm not sure why I'm lying down.
But I feel like I should eat bento.
If you can, I'd like you to eat Tana's bento.
In this way, the person in charge of the mission during the break is decided.
By the way, it's pretty suspicious to go to the front room alone, so Kato also participates as a support.
Will the two of them be able to eat their bento naturally without being noticed by Tanaka?
That's it for now. Let's move on to the next problem.
Yes, I understand.
Then we will take a short break.
I'm sorry for all the trouble. Thank you very much.
I'm really sorry.
Please take a seat in the front seat for a while.
For about ten minutes.
Thank you very much.
It's high.
I can't feel my back anymore.
That's right.
Let's take a break here for now.
Shall we take a look at the machine room?
No, I don't care anymore.
Will you really liven me up?
You haven't noticed it, have you?
It's a prank.
It's going well so far, isn't it?
Yes.
I haven't noticed it.
From now on, you will eat your bento next to Tanaka.
From now on, it will be recorded, so it will be a TV show as a whole, but from now on it will be real.
That's right.
I'm pretty nervous about this.
In the first place, there aren't many members in the personal room with this entertainer.
That's right.
So, Kawata and Katoshi, please take your bento from there.
Shall we sit down and go?
Using a mirror or something like that.
Then, Katoshi and Kawata, please.
Would you like something to eat?
I don't need it.
Really?!
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