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Shihori-nyo.
Kasuga Kanshuu's plan to improve her acting skills, aiming for Reiwa's presidential election.
I got it!
Last time, the members showed off their various characters and cut through with wonderful ad-libs.
And tonight, more and more famous characters are born!
Let's meet in Yanasaka!
Do you want to be a heroine?
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Let's start with the improvised character acting extension!
The theme is "comforting Kasuga who is depressed on stage!"
It's realistic.
What's realistic?!
It's rare, though.
By the way, what's the starting word for it?
I couldn't receive it at all today, either!
Today, either?
Did you get it?
Since it's 'today, either?' I feel like I'm talking about it every day.
Don't say that!
And the member who will challenge this situation is...
Bushio-kun!
Oh, Bushio-san!
Wow!
What do you think of this role of comforting?
"Don't come! Don't come!" He begged me so much!
He came when I said "don't come!"
Oh, you surprised me!
So, even Gamran Ball's wish is in vain!
First of all, it's time for Indonesia's Bushio-kun to challenge!
Ready, action!
Tooth!
Statooth!
Wetooth!
I guess you're right.
Today, either...
I couldn't receive it at all, either!
I was confident, you know.
But you know, just because it didn't resonate with the people who were there today,
I think there are people somewhere in the world who think it's really interesting.
By the way, I'm one of them, too.
But you know...
By the way, Shio...
I was surprised because you suddenly framed me.
But you know...
Not only today...
I couldn't receive it at all, either!
I know how you feel.
But you know...
When you're feeling negative...
Sometimes you even lose what's important to you.
What do you mean?
Like me.
We're so alike.
So...
I don't think you should be depressed.
It's this way, right?
Welcome!
Shio!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
Was it too fast?
I've been doing it for a long time!
I've been acting for a long time!
I was wondering if you were doing it, too!
I'm sorry!
I completely forgot about it!
That's right!
You were in the play!
By the way, I'm one of them, too!
After you said it, you said "I'm one of them, too!"
The impromptu play with various stars has come to an end!
Finally, it's the last lesson!
What is the last lesson?
Yes, it's like a final exam.
To improve your acting ability, it's very important not to act at the same time no matter what happens.
So, no-reaction play!
From now on, the challengers will memorize a script of a play for 20 minutes and act it out.
However, during the play, some things will not be in the script.
In order to prevent that from happening, the challengers will act out the reactions to the characters and act it out with their acting ability until the end.
If you get surprised or laugh regardless of the flow of the play, you will be cursed with this "dasu" sound, so please be careful.
By the way, this time, we have a proper actor with us.
Isn't this God-tan?
Wow, you have a lot of actors here.
It's serious.
In order to perform such a serious play, what will the challengers memorize in this play?
"Pink Vest Murder Case".
Oh, I know that one!
"Pink Vest Murder Case" is a play written by Kanemura in the draft of "Hiragana-oshi Jidai no Kikaku".
Based on the title of the play, the scene of the crime scene verification will be rewritten.
The story will be led by the members who are angry about the crime scene verification, along with the senior detectives, to solve the case.
Of course, Mr. Kasuga will be playing the role of Mr. Jidai.
I think Mr. Kasuga will have a lot of emotions when he dies, everyone.
Because he's an older brother.
I don't like it!
Who says you don't like it?!
We've been doing this show for a long time, and you don't say you don't like it?!
I'd like to decide the challengers, but I'd like the three people who wanted to see Mr. Kasuga's acting again to challenge this show.
Let's do it!
It's already decided!
It's decided!
Actually, I'm a judge.
I didn't comment much.
You chose me.
Can you announce it now?
I'll announce it.
The first one is...
Katoshi!
I was surprised!
I thought you wouldn't be there.
Why, Mr. Kasuga?
Well, he's a top-class actor.
He's in a situation where he can't do anything for reference.
He's a great actor.
I'm happy. Thank you.
I want to see it.
How many hours have you been doing this show?
It's been a few days.
I'm running out of time.
The second one is...
Kawata, who played a brilliant idiot in an impromptu play.
And the third one is...
Mibu!
I knew it!
I knew it, with that one shot of "hanzawa naoki"
That one shot of "punch you" was amazing
Yeah, it was amazing
So, these three will learn the script in the waiting room and start acting!
Will the three of them have no reaction to the happening at the set?
The first challenger is Mibu Akari, who played Naoki Mibuzawa!
I don't know how many different things will happen in the script
So, please pay attention to that as well!
So, "pink best murderer" case...
Ready, action!
Judging by the murderer, there's no mistake about it
Even so...
He's scary
There must have been a lot of resentment
I'm sorry, senpai! I'm late!
You're late, young lady!
I'm sorry!
She called you "young lady"
Where have you been?
I'm sorry, senpai!
Hurry up and look!
Yes, senpai!
You were brutally killed
Was it that bad?
Yes!
Look at me!
I understand!
I'll go now!
You idiot!
Yes, senpai!
Is there anyone who can say "buddha" with their hands?
I'm sorry!
What did you learn in police school, young lady?
I'm sorry, senpai!
Use this!
Thank you!
What a kind senpai!
Excuse me!
Eat this candy!
Yes!
Is it smelly?
It doesn't smell like that!
Which one of you is "buddha" today?
Yes!
Is she laughing?
I want to see it!
I see you have a lot of grudges against each other.
Kasuga Toshiaki, 43 years old. He's a comedian.
A comedian?
He's called "gag thief" by his associates because of his four jokes.
His grudges against each other might be higher because of his stinginess.
But it doesn't sound very interesting.
What are you talking about?
You're being too serious.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
Are you ready? Let's check it out.
Yes.
She's so happy.
She's in a good mood.
Senior.
What?
Our eyes met.
No way.
You're dead.
Am I mistaken, too?
Don't worry about it.
I see.
Well, well, well.
You're giving it to Kasuga.
Senior, I feel like you're watching me.
No way I'm watching you.
Please look at me.
Is your head not moving?
It's just my imagination.
Am I mistaken?
Is your head not moving?
Senior, you're face is moving.
Huh?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding you. I'm sorry.
You're good.
Be serious.
I'm sorry.
She has a kid.
I'm sorry, senior.
What's up?
We've found something that looks like a weapon.
Hey, senior.
Yes?
You check it.
Me?
She answers right away.
Excuse me.
Here you are.
Can you open it?
Yes, I can.
What is it?
It's pretty hard.
What is it?
It's a gamera ball.
You know it well.
A gamera ball is...
That's right.
What are you doing?
Happiness will come.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry!
That's enough.
I'll put some ad-lib.
Yes.
Hello.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
I'll pick you up right away.
What's up, senpai?
It seems that the attacker has been found.
Really?
Yes. Wait a minute.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
He's looking at me!
Senpai!
Nene!
Yes!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Nime-chan?
This is the witness, Shimada-san.
Hello.
I will write down the witness's wish, so you take care of the questioning.
Thank you very much.
I will do my best.
Write it down.
Did you see the criminal, Shimada-san?
Yes.
When I was walking home last night around midnight,
I suddenly heard someone arguing.
After that, a woman who was in a hurry ran away next to me.
A woman?
Yes.
What was special about that woman?
When she ran away, she shouted, "What about Tartar?"
Tartar?
What about Tartar?
Yes.
That's not good.
I can't write at all.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
I'm sure of it.
Are you sure?
Yes.
What's wrong?
Did you do it?
What?
It wasn't me!
What?
I'm a detective!
You're not a detective!
You're just worried.
What's wrong with you? Don't go higher than me.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
Did you do it?
I didn't do it!
Did you do it?
Please believe me!
I'm not sure.
I'm Sanbonjiwa.
You did it!
You're going to kill me!
You're fired at 1 o'clock.
No way!
I didn't do it!
Follow me.
Yes.
Follow me.
It was totally different from the script I remembered.
Yes, it was totally different.
When you said "tartar" all of a sudden, I thought I couldn't do it anymore.
Because you are the culprit.
The way you looked at me was also an ad-lib, wasn't it?
Yes, it was an ad-lib.
But I couldn't say "Yubi-chan, Yubi-chan" at all.
But you were happy, weren't you?
Because your corpse was cheering you up.
I wasn't happy.
Next up is the challenge of Kawata, who laughs at himself in the middle of acting.
Ready, action!
I'm sure this is a murder.
But it's a beautiful way of killing.
It must have been a grudge.
I'm sorry, senpai. I'm late.
You're late.
I'm sorry.
You're late.
I have to catch you.
I'm sorry.
Where have you been?
I'm sorry. I was talking with Wakabayashi-san and it got late.
You idiot, you were working, weren't you?
I was talking with Wakabayashi-san and it got late.
Whatever you say, let's watch it.
Don't talk like that, Kawata.
You're so mean.
Hey, you idiot!
Do you even have hands?
I'm sorry.
What did you learn at police school?
You're so mean.
Catch him.
Thank you very much.
I can't catch you from your body.
Open it up.
You scared me.
This is our guest for today.
What a surprise.
His name is Kasuga Toshiaki. He is 43 years old.
He is a comedian.
He was caught on the train twice in high school.
He is very popular.
He might be selected as a woman.
This is so realistic.
Excuse me, sir.
What's up?
We found something that looks like a weapon.
Hey, Kasodoro.
Yes.
Check it out.
Kasodoro?
Excuse me.
What is this?
This is...
Chobe...
Chobeck.
Chobeck?
What is this for?
This is for rubbing sesame seeds.
Rubbing sesame seeds?
Rubbing sesame seeds.
You rub sesame seeds, don't you?
You don't say "chobeck", do you?
But...
There is a man named Ushio Salina.
He says he rubs sesame seeds.
You rub sesame seeds with "chobeck"?
Yes.
You look at this weapon and make me wonder.
Well...
I think this criminal likes stones.
Stones?
If you like stones...
Do you have such a thing?
Well...
Sazae...
Misato-san?
I don't know about that.
Sazae Misato-san?
I don't think so.
Yes.
Find the weapon.
She changed it right away.
I'm scared.
What is it?
Oh.
I got it.
I'll pick you up right away.
A witness is about to be found.
Wait for me. I'll bring you.
Yes.
Kosa-dono!
Yes!
This is the witness, Shibata-san.
Hello.
Based on your testimony, I'll write down the culprit's face, so let's hear it.
Is it okay?
It might be hard to write, so take out your pen.
Do you remember the culprit?
His hair was semi-long and he had a raccoon face.
And his height...
Was it a "bilibili" pen?
I think he was in his early 40s.
His hair was semi-long and he had a raccoon face.
Did you write down your testimony?
Yes, I'll say it.
What is this?
Shibata-san, was that person's face like this?
This is completely different!
It wasn't like this, it was like a raccoon's face!
But I think it's right that it's before 40s.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
The information is mixed up.
Shibata-san, actually, as a result of comparing your fingerprints and the culprit's fingerprints,
we found that they matched.
- No way... - That's terrible!
Hey, you were deceiving me, weren't you?!
- What? - Stop it.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, you!
- You're amazing! - I'll protect my boss!
- Hey, don't hurry up! Shibata-san! - I'm not in a hurry...
- You can't do it again! - There's no way I can do it again!
- I'm killing Toshio-kyo! - Calm down, please!
It doesn't matter if you kill one or kill two!
- It's the same! - It'll change! It'll change!
- It's the same! - It'll change!
- It'll change!
- Your sins will become heavier,
so please calm down, put down your guns, and let's talk for a while.
- Are you going to explain it to everyone?! - Don't talk to me! I'm killing Toshio-kyo!
- Please put down your guns for a while. - Why are you putting down your guns?!
- What should we do? - What should we do?! Are you going to put down your guns?!
- You're wrong! - You're wrong!
- Sorry, sorry.
- Don't be ridiculous! - Stop it, Toshio-kyo!
- You idiot! - You idiot!
- He's shot! - He's shot!
- You've been shot! - You've been shot!
Bad End!
- Are you okay? - I'm not okay.
- Why couldn't you avoid it, Koso-dono? - I wanted to see you happy.
You're making me happy? What's that supposed to mean?
If you're gone, what am I supposed to do?
I can't do anything!
Hey! Koso-dono! Don't you have anything you want to say?
Thank you very much!
Koso-dono!
Thank you very much!
- Seriously, at first... - You scared me!
- I thought you were dead! - I thought you were dead for real!
- I thought you were dead for real, not just for acting. - I was surprised!
- I'm a little too realistic for a variety show. - I was surprised!
- When you say "kara-tara", I had the image of a fairy tale writer. - Yes.
- When you said you were convinced by the pistol, you said something that made sense. - I admired you.
- Tomita-san! - Yes? - Were you moved?
- I didn't think I'd see such a moving drama with Hina-ai. - What part moved you?
- Hina's desire to protect people... - I was moved!
- Kawata's character was important. - I was moved! - She protected people well.
- I was moved! - Kawata's real part came out there.
- It was amazing. - It's fitting in this atmosphere, isn't it?
- Kawata! - I was moved!
- Actress Kato Shiho will show off her incredible acting skills!
- Finally, Kato Shiho, who is one of a kind, will act as a heavy woman! - Ready, action!
- It's obvious that he's a murderer.
- But I can't help but hate him.
- I'm sorry I'm late.
- You're late for training.
- Training?
- I'm sorry. I was thinking about you and I'm late.
- Are you kidding me?
- I'm sorry, I'm not kidding you.
- Look to your right.
- Okay.
- You're so bad at this.
- You idiot!
- Hey!
- I'm sorry!
- You're so bad at this.
- What's wrong with you?
- Here you go.
- Thank you!
- What would have happened if it had been your grandfather?
- I'm so happy!
- Help me! - Don't come this way!
- My gloves stink. - Go away!
- The door is open! - Help me!
- Who is today's guest? - Senpai...
- Huh? Is he alive? - He's still alive!
- Take it off! Take it off!
- Senpai, I'm alive! - There's more to it than that!
- I know! - It even stinks in there!
- Look closely! His name is... - Yes?
- Katsuga Toshiaki, 43 years old. - Katsuga Toshiaki...
- He's a bodybuilder. - That's right!
- He failed in the Japan Open four years ago and lost in the qualifiers. - That's right!
- Hey, Kintora! - Yes?
- This is the witness, Shimada-san! - Hello, Shimada-san!
- I'm going to write down the witness' wish and you're going to listen to it. - Yes, I understand! Thank you!
- Who did you see? - Ah!
- He's alive! - This is nerve-racking!
- Don't you know, Kato-shi?
- I'm begging you! - It hurts so much!
- Look! - Thank you!
- I can't do this anymore! - Look, listen to me!
I understand!
Shimada-sama, where did you see the criminal?
- Yesterday, around midnight... - Midnight?
I was walking home and suddenly I heard a fight.
- Scary! - And after that, a woman who was in a hurry ran away.
- A woman? - Yes. - What kind of woman?
- She was about 170cm tall... - Yes.
- Was she training her body? - Yes, she was.
- She looked like she had muscles. - I see.
- And her face... - Yes?
- She looked like a mobster with no features. - A mobster?
- She looked like this... - Huh? Do you know her?
- Oh, when I was passing by... - Yes?
- She looked at me like a killer. - Huh?!
- She had thin eyes. - She did?
- Really? - Shimada-san... - Yes?
- Was her face like this? - Huh? What kind of face?
- Yes, it was like this. - Really?
- She was like this for sure. - No way!
- Do you know this face? - Masayasu-san...
- I've seen this face somewhere... - I don't know. It's Masayasu-san.
- Do you know him? - Yes, I'm his acquaintance.
- Go get him! - Yes, sir!
- Wait a minute! You're too fast! - Yes, I'm sorry!
- Hold this! - Yes, sir!
- Wait a minute! - Yes, sir!
- It's already this late... - Yes, sir!
- Hold this! - Yes, sir!
- Go! - Yes, sir!
- Go get him! - Yes, sir!
- Please, take this. - What's going on?
- Is it the same face? - Yes, it is!
- Is it me? - It's Junichi Toshida, right?
- This is... - This is weird...
- What's going on?
A lot of things happened this year.
Yes, it was tough. It didn't go according to the script at all.
First of all, the vinyl sheet.
When I removed it and turned it over, it said "Kasuga- san", who is drawing eyes.
Yes.
It was third place as a dropout.
It's a detail, but when you showed me the picture at first, you said "the witness is a woman", didn't you?
I said it.
That's...
What?
Please stop it.
(Laughs)
That's all for today!
Everyone involved, we look forward to your performances, such as dramas and plays!
Koro and Higashimura will challenge that famous wall!
Challenge it! Challenge it! Challenge it!
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Next episode, we aim for a new job battle!
What kind of members will appear on the outside show?
They have eyes like rubies.
How is it?
It's difficult!
The rules...
Will they be able to connect their appearance to the target?
Do you know it?