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KOKOROZAWA FRIENDLY PARK
To save the team that was treated badly during the shooting of "Hit Kigan",
Hasu is going to have a serious competition with the manager!
Last time, he challenged one attraction and got one gold coin!
This time, how many gold coins will he get and how many people will challenge the big challenge with luxury goods?!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Let's move on to the next attraction!
Which one should we challenge next?
Yes, let's go for it!
Gum!
Let's get rid of it!
Who is confident in this genre?
Me!
Miho!
Miho Watanabe!
Yes!
What kind of challenge is it? Please give us the title call!
Yes! "Don't laugh at all!"
Watanabe has been confident in his patience since he was little.
There, in a school building during a break,
he appears in front of three members as a comedian who used to be a manager.
For a limited time of five minutes,
if one person can hold back their laughter,
the big team will win!
I've never laughed at Kasuga-san's jokes.
What is that?!
What are you saying?!
My mother is the same.
What's going on with you?!
Everyone, have you ever laughed at Kasuga-san's jokes?
No!
What's going on?!
Isn't it quite rare?
How rude!
It's true that we don't have enough material to say we've laughed at them.
It seems like all of the members have confidence in not laughing, so two people other than Watanabe will be decided by lottery.
The first one is...
- Nibu-chan. - Nibu-chan.
- Isn't Nibu-chan going to laugh? - If it's Kasuga-san's gag, it's not "ghera".
- What kind of sad thing is that?! - It's not "ghera"? - It's not "ghera"!
- Whether it's "ghera" or not, it's not "ghera"! - It's not "ghera", right?
The second one is...
- Saito-kyo! - Saito-kyo!
- Isn't it "ghera"? - It's not "ghera"!
- She was laughing. She was laughing just now. - She was laughing. Lemon clock.
- But I don't think I'll laugh at Kasuga-san's gag either. - That's what I'm saying!
- On the other hand, Kasuga-san, are you confident in making all three of you laugh? - Of course! I'll say it to all of you.
- You're confident in it. - I'll do it.
Immediately, the three challengers stand by in the dressing room, which will be the stage of laughter!
Let's take a look at the dressing room. It looks like this.
Ah, it's relaxing.
- Kasuga-san is entering this situation. - I see.
- You can do it. - I can do it. I don't even need five minutes.
Four minutes.
- Then we'll make it four minutes, the time limit. - That's good.
- We'll make it feel like it can be sent without cuts. - I understand.
- Even if we don't edit this part, we don't want the staff's hands to shake. - I understand.
- Because you usually shake your hands. - No, don't say that!
- That's true. - That's not true!
Now, let's enter the manager's dressing room! Will the three of them be able to hold back their laughter?!
"You Must Not Laugh" battle, start!
- Kasuga-san is entering this situation. - Ah, it's here! It's here!
- Ah! His head came out! - Nobody noticed it!
- Nobody noticed it!
- First we go for a retake!
- Mimuhan's strong resistance is out!
- Miho Watanabe isn't laughing!
- She's disappeared.
- She went missing.
Oh, you're here.
Raising a child is quite difficult.
I'll bring tools.
My child has grown up a lot.
It's already been four months.
Can you show me your face?
Look, you've grown up a lot.
Watanabe Miho is looking at you.
A lot.
I have to work hard.
I don't have much time.
Oh, you've grown up a lot.
I don't have much time.
Oh, the sound "shuu"
If you can hear the sound "shuu" over there,
it's very disadvantageous.
Can you hear the sound "shuu"?
If you can hear it, you can imagine it.
Here it is!
How is it?
Ah!
The spray...
Let me hear the sound
She's not laughing.
Even this...
Miho Watanabe is not laughing.
If you don't laugh with this, it's pretty tough.
And...
It's tough if you don't laugh with this.
There was silver spray on her face.
On her face?
It's pretty tough.
How is it?
This is Silverman.
Silverman came out.
30 seconds left!
You don't have much time, Kasuga-san!
30 seconds!
How is it?
While doing exercise...
Ben-six, ben-seven, ben-eight, ben-nine, ben-ten!
Ben-ten has been decided!
Ten seconds left!
Ah, there is no time! Ten seconds left!
Ten seconds left!
Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
Winner is...
Ah!
Ah, that was close!
Since Yatanabe Miho didn't laugh even once...
The meat team has won by one shot!
So, the meat team has won the second gold piece!
Can the meat team catch up to them?
Let's move on to the next attraction!
Mr. Kazuga...
Yes?
Which one should we go for?
Let me think...
We have to go for something worth it.
The newspaper!
The newspaper...
Who is confident about this genre?
- Me! - Me!
- Why don't you give us the title call first? - Got it!
Ready, set, go! "Biribiri Newspaper Battle"!
What is it?
When I was in elementary school, I went to a kendo club...
and we played "newspaper pulling competition"!
The one who pulls one newspaper from both sides at the same time...
and gets more area wins!
But you know the trick, don't you?
I've been doing it since I was in elementary school...
and I've been doing "newspaper pulling" for a long time...
so I'm pretty confident about it!
By the way, this time we'll have a three-way battle...
and if the meat team wins two rounds in advance, they'll win gold!
Which order should we fight in?
I'd like to fight in the order of Mr. Ushio, Mr. Hamagishi and Ms. Nibu.
- Ms. Nibu will be fighting last, right? - That's right!
I'll be the target.
- I see! - Leave it to me!
Mr. Kazuga, is this order okay for you?
I don't know if it's okay...
but if Ms. Nibu doesn't fight first and it's over...
I think Ms. Nibu should fight first!
- I see! - If we win two rounds in advance, I win!
Will this strategy work?
Will it work today?
The battle begins now!
First of all, Mr. Ushio will try his luck!
Okay, when I say "ready, set..."
and you say "fight!"
pull it vigorously!
- Fight! - Fight!
I won't say "to"!
- I'll say "fight!" - Fight!
- Fight!
- Okay, let's go! - Fight! Fight!
- This is the first round! - I'm nervous!
One, two...
Fight!
Mr. Kazuga wins!
That's too much!
No, I can read it at all!
I can only read "Kokura 12 races".
I can only read "Kokura 11 races".
Isn't it frustrating?
It is frustrating!
Why is that?
Because of Kazuga, my luck is bad today.
Your luck is bad?
Yes.
If you lose in the next semi-final match, the match will be over there, but will Mr. Hamagishi get his revenge here?
If I win this, will you not come out?
Certainly.
Go for it! Go for it!
Is it okay for me to have a position like this? Mr. Hamagishi, you can go.
I will go there.
This is possible, Mr. Hamagishi.
I don't know the rules.
No, this is no good.
But if you lose like that, you will be frustrated.
I don't know.
On the contrary.
Is it okay for you, Ms. Nibu?
I'm second-time player, so it's okay for me.
Okay.
Mr. Hamagishi, you can go wherever you like.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's advantageous or not.
No, no, no.
I will go there.
This is strange.
I will go to the center.
At least I will go to the center.
Then, I will go this way and go around here.
There is no fool who has a position like this.
That's right.
The rule is that it's advantageous or not.
It's advantageous or not.
Then, I will go there.
Are you ready?
Fight!
So,
Ms. Kasuga wins!
Stop it!
What's wrong?
From my angle, I was paying attention to Ms. Kasuga's hand.
She said "edge" and "edge" properly.
But, her hand was higher than "edge".
No, it's not like that.
It's true.
I felt like it.
It's not here.
Ms. Nibu put her hand at the bottom of "edge".
But, Ms. Kasuga put her hand at the top of "edge".
Then, I will fight with Ms. Nibu only one more time.
That's right.
Then, we will decide it.
We will decide it when Ms. Kasuga doesn't fight.
That's not right.
I told you.
If I win first and second place, Ms. Nibu won't fight with me.
I hope someone has a hand like Ms. Kasuga's.
That's right.
Even in this studio.
I have a hand like Ms. Kasuga's.
I have three hands like Ms. Nibu's.
Why do you cover your cheek?
Let's do it!
Ms. Nibu!
Let's do it!
So, we have a special rule.
If Ms. Nibu wins against Ms. Kasuga,
Team Riku will win and get a big reversal chance!
Is it OK for you to hold Ms. Kasuga like this?
Ms. Kasuga has a big hand.
Please put it closer to the edge of her hand.
That's right!
Ms. Kasuga, is it OK for you to hold her like this?
Considering her hand size.
Her hand is getting bigger and bigger.
Please raise your hand higher.
Is it OK for you to hold her like this?
Then, let's decide it in advance.
OK.
Will you not let me say anything even if you win?
Is it OK for you to hold her like this?
It's OK for you to hold her like this.
My little finger is touching her like this.
It's better for you to hold only your index and thumb.
My index and thumb!
This is strange!
Your index and thumb!
I can't hold her like this!
Ms. Kasuga, this is strange!
I can't hold her like this!
My hand is small.
Ms. Nibu, why do you hold your little finger like this?
Then, you should reduce your fingers.
Is it OK for you to hold her like this?
Nibu-chan, you should use your fingers like this.
Then, you should use your fingers like this.
Is it OK for you to use your fingers like this?
Let's do it.
Ready...
Fight!
Nibu-chan!
What are you doing?
Nibu-chan!
I thought I couldn't do it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You didn't win a gold medal.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
As a result, Team Riku couldn't win a gold medal.
So far, only two medals have been won.
And finally, the last attraction.
Which genre will you choose for the last one?
Do-shin!
Do-shin means...
Who is confident about Do-shin?
Me!
Ushio-san, what kind of match will it be?
It's a kankeri battle!
Kankeri, huh?
Although they've done kankeri before,
they've never kicked a can before,
and it's a kankeri battle that's come to life thanks to Ushio's wish!
This time, the manager will play the role of the demon,
and these seven challengers will aim for the can so that it doesn't get caught by the demon!
By the way, during the time limit,
you can only obtain gold if you kick the can!
It's called "chance time"!
However, if all of you get caught by the demon,
the battle ends at that point!
Kase-san, please say the names of the people who got caught!
There are seven of us, right?
As expected of you, all of you have names in your names, right?
Of course we do!
Is it a full name?
You definitely don't know me, do you?
Oh, a full name! Do you know me?
I know you!
Then, please say it!
Oh, it's Takei!
What kind of marathoner are you?!
You're not an international student, are you?!
That's terrible!
As expected of you, it's too terrible!
Can you say "Wakabayashi-san"?
Of course I can say it!
It's Takamoto Ayaka!
Yay!
Then, let the can-kicking battle begin!
Can-kicking battle, start!
Do your best!
She kicked it!
She kicked it and everyone ran away!
Now, let's see if she can find it!
There's no one here!
Kase-san, you have to go and look for it!
Don't get kicked!
There's no one here!
Now, it's a mess!
Hey, who is it?!
Is it Nibu-chan?!
Nibu-chan is here, isn't she?!
Nibu-chan is not here!
Somehow... Eh?!
Didn't she get kicked just now?!
Huh?! Nibu-chan?!
Nibu-chan was kicked!
She got kicked once!
Using fake Nibu-chan as bait, she tricked the manager!
In 30 seconds, she got kicked once!
Nibu-chan!
Amazing!
Who is it?
We have no choice but to judge by their movements.
Who is it?
I don't know!
Who is it?
Matsuda Kono!
Matsuda Kono has been found!
Matsuda has been found!
There is someone over there!
But there are still 6 people left!
There is someone over there!
She got kicked!
On the right side of the set...
While Hiyo-zou is pulling the manager...
On the other side, Kuni-zou, who was watching,
beautifully kicked Kan!
She got her second gold medal!
Matsuda-san, we have no choice but to call her.
We have no choice but to call her.
That's right, we have no choice but to call her.
Who is it?
It's Wakabayashi-san!
Miyata-kun! Miyata-kun!
Miyata-kun!
It's Miyata-kun, isn't it?
Was it Miyata-san just now?
No!
No, it wasn't!
Who is it?
Wasn't it the captain just now?
Was it the captain just now?
Out!
There are 6 people left!
Watch out!
Everyone, kick!
You can do it!
He got one!
He has two minutes left! Will he be able to get as many gold coins as he wants?
All we can do is say their names!
That's right!
He has two minutes left!
Captain!
Hamagishi-kun! Hamagishi-kun! Your face looks familiar!
Hamagishi, out!
Who is this? Who is this?
Ushio-kun! Wait, wait, wait!
Ushio-kun! Ushio-kun!
Ushio, out!
Who is this?
Someone is kicking someone's face violently!
Who is this?
Miyata-kun! Miyata-kun!
You, Miyata-kun!
That's not it!
Who is it? Who is it?
Wow, who is it?
Otake! Otake! Otake!
Otake, out!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Can't you just hold it down and kick it?
I've never seen that kind of situation before!
Who else is left?
There are three people left!
Yamaguchi-kun and...
Oh, there he is!
There he is!
Who is it?
The captain is here!
Wow, who is that?
Matsuzako-no-ima! Matsuzako-no-ima!
Matsuzako-no-ima is out!
All right!
Matsuzako-no-ima is out!
There are only two people left!
Who else is left?
Be careful!
Miyata-kun and Yamaguchi-kun, right?
All right!
Oh, it's here!
Maybe it's Yamaguchi-kun!
Yamaguchi-kun?
No, it's Miyata-kun! Miyata-kun!
Wait!
The rules are different!
It's Miyata-kun, right?
Miyata-kun is out!
All right!
There's only one person left!
There's only Paru and Yamaguchi left!
But Kasuga-san, we have no choice but to go look for him!
That's right!
There's no one else left!
Do your best, Paru!
Paru and Yamaguchi!
No!
All right!
It's over!
Oh, it's over!
In fact, right after the start,
Onmitsu Paruyo, who was aiming for the crown,
wrapped himself in a Swiss Japan costume and stood still,
managed to deceive all of the members
and got an unfavorable result in the middle of the end!
Yamaguchi ran from me and I didn't even notice it and I was surprised!
A really bad voice came in and I got excited because it looked like I was having fun!
I thought I was in trouble!
After this, it's finally time for the Big Challenge!
Will Yamaguchi be able to get the prize?!
And now, the last project is the Big Challenge!
Please have a look at the roulette we have prepared for you this time!
Here you go!
It looks like this!
What?!
Please have a look at the red part!
Audrey's All Night Nippon Appearance Ticket!
Wow!
The vice manager's quick judgment
puts Audrey's radio appearance ticket in the window!
Furthermore...
You can watch all of the cut scenes of "Hit! Kigan" at once!
This is a great opportunity for the Big Team!
And now, the members will line up the products they want the most!
What are they interested in?
Air dribble!
Yes!
Watanabe!
Yes! I want to practice air dribble at home like you, Mr. Wakabayashi!
Oh, is that so?
It's like a trampoline, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
If you can do air dribble at home...
I want it!
...you might be able to get it!
So far, the Big Team has obtained...
six gold pieces!
Will they exchange all of them for darts?
Or will they be trapped in a small room?
What will be the Big Team's decision?
What will you do?
Do you want me to do it?
I'll do it!
Then, I'll exchange half of it...
You'll exchange it for 30,000 yen for 30,000 yen!
That's not true!
I've seen that before!
It'll be a huge news on the Internet!
30,000 yen for an idol group!
Then, let's exchange six gold pieces!
Let's do it!
Yes!
So, they'll exchange all six gold pieces for darts!
By the way, the members who will try darts...
will decide for themselves...
the risk of buying products for themselves!
First of all, who will throw the first dart?
Then...
Osushi!
Oh, is it okay?
Why is that?
Because Kasuga is winning!
Yes!
The lemon competition!
She's winning!
I'm nervous!
Then, Osushi!
Osushi, what are you aiming for?
I'm aiming for medium fatty seafood donburi set.
As expected of Osushi, medium fatty seafood donburi set.
Medium fatty seafood donburi set is quite expensive, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Then, Kasuga-san, please spin it!
Here I go!
Medium fatty seafood donburi set.
It's here!
It's a pink table!
I'm going to write my name here with Osushi.
I'm going to write my name here with Kasuga-san.
It's a bookcase!
I'm going to write my name here with Kasuga-san.
Then, Yamaguchi, whose secretive action was revealed, will challenge!
She's aiming for Kasuga's recommended manga book set!
It's "Planetarium"!
Thank you!
It was expensive!
The third person is Watanabe, who won the competition.
He's aiming for a higher height!
It's here!
And, the fourth person is Takase, who is aiming for a new drone.
It's here!
The manager, Katsuner, who saw this move...
Let's go for one more shot!
Drone!
He aims for Takase again!
What will be the result?
Please!
Drone! Drone! Drone!
What is this?
A tablecloth set-up!
Who is it?
It's me!
Kyoko Saito, you wanted to do this!
I really wanted to get this as a special skill and do it at home, so I drew it.
I'm really happy! Thank you!
It's a win-win situation!
Will Kuro and Yana's last shot be a miracle?!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and my sponsor.
So, Nibu-chan, which one are you aiming for?
I play games a lot, so I want blue-light-cut- glasses!
That was you, Nibu-chan!
That's right! I started playing Apex with Tamaki- san.
I just started playing it the other day, so I'm aiming for it.
You should definitely do it! You're so ambitious!
I know!
Blue-light-cut-glasses or radio?
Let's go!
Blue-light-cut-glasses!
Perfect!
Completely pierced!
I'm moved for the first time in this program!
Wasn't there something else?
That's it!
Blue-light-cut-glasses!
And later, the manager presents the product he bought for a while!