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Let's meet on Hinata Hill! I'm your host, Audrey!
Nice to meet you!
I'm counting on you!
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Yay!
Nice to meet you!
Are you all dressed up?
Are you dressed up as stylists?
I'm dressed up as a stylist.
You're dressed up as a stylist.
Are you going to praise me again?
We have a lot of things to do today.
First of all, the set.
I'd like to change it to today's set.
Today's set is this!
Mom!
What do you think of it?
What does the set look like?
What do you think of it?
I haven't put it out yet.
Today's set is a classroom.
That's right.
I see.
That's amazing.
The reason why it's a classroom set is...
We received a claim from a member who said, "I'm not really stupid, so please don't make me look stupid."
Ayaka Takamoto!
Yes!
You're the one who said you didn't want me to be stupid, right?
That's right. I really don't want you to do it.
Takamoto, is that you in the bathroom?
No!
No?
No!
I think you're waiting for your turn.
No?
Takamoto, I think you're getting used to being stupid.
I don't like that.
I don't like being stupid in the future.
Hamagishi really suits you, the stupid character.
No! No! No! I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I know you don't like it.
That's right. There is no gap.
That's right. I think Hamagishi is good as a character, but...
I think you're better off not being stupid.
That's true.
That's why I prepared this for you today.
Otake's Idiot Characters Replacement Remote Language Test!
Alright, alright, alright!
A week after the last recording, all members were called in urgently!
Preliminary paper tests of 6 subjects worth 120 points were done remotely!
Today, along with members' deep answers, answers will be combined!
Furthermore, based on the order of the tests, a "win or escape" quiz competition will be held!
The members who stayed until the end will go to the second Idiot Center!
You didn't cheat with your smartphone or anything like that, did you?
Ah, you're right!
- Since we don't have a test tube... - Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Ah, Ushio-san! - Yes, Ushio-kun!
I'm a little suspicious, so I'll say it first!
By the way, there is a clock next to me, and I'm looking at it, but I'm looking at the clock in various directions, so it's not a cunning!
- I'm suspicious, so I'll say it first! - It's suspicious, it's really suspicious!
Please stop cunning! We can't roll cunning!
By the way, is there anyone who seems to be cunning?
- Kawata-kun! - Kawata-kun?
- Kawata-kun won't do it! - No, I won't!
- That's how it is! - I also have a cunning habit!
- Kawata, you're not cunning, are you? - I'm not! But I also have a clock next to me, and I'm looking at it, but I'm not paying attention!
- Kawata-san, have you ever done cunning in your life? - No, I haven't!
- You haven't, have you? - No, I haven't!
- Takahashi-san! - Yes!
- How was your test answer? - I'm not very confident!
- What about your school grades? - When I was in junior high school, my grades were very good!
- Really? - There were only about 60 students in my school year, but I've won first place!
- Was it from Lithuania? - Lithuania?
- Yamaguchi-san, how good are you at studying? - I'm good at high school, but I wasn't good at junior high school!
- Did you start studying a lot after entering high school? - High school is a little low!
- I can't tell you that!
- By the way, this is the result of the last paper test! As you can imagine, the members who seem to be smart are in first place, but...
- I heard that Miipan wasn't very smart! - It seems like she wasn't in a good mood!
- How was your test answer today? - It was good!
- It's like a scary house studio!
- Otake-san, did you do your test well? - Yes, I did!
- What place do you think you'll get? - This time...
- I think I'll get first place! - First place?
- You're talking about stupid dreams!
- Let's ask Miyata-san! Miyata-san, you're a queen, right?
Miyata-san, is the sound reaching you?
It's always like this, so we don't know.
Miyata-san?
Is the sound reaching you?
Miyata-san, aren't you watching another YouTube channel?
Are you watching another YouTube channel?
Please concentrate, Miyata-kun!
The sound just went in.
Oh, it just went in, right?
Since you're a smart queen...
No, no. I'm really stupid, but I'm not stupid like that!
I can only hear darkness!
The atmosphere is getting crazy.
It does!
You're saying it without thinking!
I'm saying it without thinking!
Miyata-kun, you might not be able to win this time.
I can't do it at all!
Miyata-san's atmosphere is like a cover of "Tokyo Calendar".
You're right!
I'd like you to look back at it with a glass of champagne.
With a convertible.
Anyway, you're an adult.
It looks like they're coming back, so we'll move forward.
The first project is...
"Find and answer "overcoming"!
In the paper test that the members took in advance,
this show will check the answers that interest you!
However, if all the members look at the answers, the voices will be mixed up,
so this time, based on a certain condition,
five people will be selected!
Who are those members?
First of all, Otake, who came up with the plan for the show!
Yes!
The other four will be more than four captains who have changed from Katoshi, Nibu and Chan!
I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
No way!
By the way, these four people are the top four in a certain ranking!
Yes, there is a reason for that!
No way!
What do you think it is?
It's not "cute four", is it?
Wrong!
Was it wrong?
Katoshi, what do you think it is?
Is it a commemoration of Shin's young age?
No, it's not!
It's true!
It's different, isn't it?
No, it's not!
It's different, isn't it?
Mr. Akahashi is embarrassed!
That kind of show is weird!
Their backs are so thin that they don't seem to be able to take it,
so let's move on to the correct announcement!
These four people are in the top four in a certain ranking!
No way!
As they are always doing their best,
as a reward from the show, we would like to watch it with you!
Thank you very much!
Everyone, please get cut more and more from now on!
It's a show that increases back injuries!
That's right! We want you to get cut more and more!
So, other than the monitoring members...
Please turn off the monitor and look at Miyaneya!
Once you turn off the monitor and if you have any questions, please appear again!
Then, let's check the answers!
First of all, let's start with national language!
National language?
Otakei!
Yes!
Was national language difficult for you?
Well...
Last time, my national language score was 0 points!
I'm a genius!
A genius!
0 points?
Is it possible?
Isn't it too much?
It's important!
Your national language is...
Yes!
Your national language is...
That's right!
Otakei!
If it was 0 points last time, it wouldn't be so good all of a sudden!
But!
This time, there were quite a few answers that were absolutely correct!
Wow!
There were quite a few answers that I was confident of being correct!
Wow!
I don't think it's 0 points!
No, please don't get so excited, Otakei!
First, let's announce the members who got the highest score in national language!
The highest score in national language is...
19 points!
Amazing!
It's Miyata-san!
Amazing!
You said you didn't have much confidence earlier, but you're number one in national language!
Wow!
I'm happy!
Can you say something to your fans?
Thanks to you all, I'm number one! Thank you!
Your fans didn't do anything!
Let's check the answers!
First, kanji reading and writing questions!
Of course, Miyata's answer is...
All correct!
Great!
Thank you!
Isn't it amazing?
All of them are middle school level questions, but only three of them are correct!
And...
Ask me a question!
Kasuga's answer is...
A gag with a lot of evil in it!
Miipan and Tomita!
Were you confident in your national language?
When I was a high school student, I was 72 points in national language!
You're a genius!
What about you, Miipan?
I got 100 out of 100 in kanji reading and writing!
I've never heard of it!
Are you going to say it now?
It's amazing!
Let's see Miipan and Tomita's answers!
Kasuga's answer is...
A gag with a lot of coal in it!
Why do you call it "coal"?
It's "coal coal"!
It's not "coal coal" in the first place!
It doesn't have "mountain" in it, does it?
Oh, you're right!
Kasuga-san, you have no choice but to do it.
A gag with a lot of coal in it!
Why is it "coal coal"?
Here we go!
Kasuga's answer is...
Tanjiribushi!
Here we go!
What do you want me to do, you bastards?!
Oh, everyone's gone.
They're gone.
If you take a bath in person, you'll get a burn.
That's true.
That's a bit of a punishment for you, Kasuga-san.
Why is it a punishment?! I've never been told that!
It's no use.
You're kind!
And then, Kato-shi!
Yes?
It's a bit hard for you, isn't it, Tomita-san?
That's right.
I felt sorry for you, Kasuga-san.
You got caught up in it.
Thank you.
Let's see Kato-shi's answer.
Here it is.
It's "tangiru".
What are you doing?!
I don't know!
What do you feel sorry for?!
I really don't remember it at all!
Okay, next question.
Toy-san, let's take a look at the question.
Yes?
Wow!
I'm Satomi, and I'm rooting for Hinata-san and Hottiesix.
This was in Audrey-san's "Flip Dance" a long time ago, wasn't it?
Oh, it was!
That gyaruo-sensei's...
"Tangiru".
What was it again? Chibana-ko?
What was it again?
I don't know!
How do you know about it?!
I remember it.
Where did you see it?
It appeared in "Ibumonia", too.
Yes, it did appear.
Oh, that's right.
You don't watch old stories, do you?
Really?
Then, you must know quite a lot about it, don't you?
That's right!
This was in Audrey-san's drawing...
I think it's a love problem.
That's right.
Meeper...
Let me show you another answer.
Meeper's answer is...
"butt eyes".
Scary!
"Butt eyes" means...
"Butt eyes" means that black eyes are here, and they become "butt eyes".
Ah, "butt eyes" means...
Those peach-colored eyes are "butt eyes".
They become "butt eyes".
Meeper...
What does "butt eyes" mean? Can you explain it for us?
Well, at first, I was confused about "butt eyes"...
"Butt eyes"!?
I thought it might be a bit of a twist...
A twist?
I thought it might be a bit of a twist...
That's why I chose "butt eyes".
If it's a love problem, it can't be "butt eyes", right?
That's right.
"Butt eyes" isn't the right answer.
Next is...
"Butt eyes" means that you can't say what you want to say, and you have to answer "butt eyes" in a frustrating way.
It was easy for you four, right?
It was easy for me.
That's right.
Can you answer this without cheating?
I didn't cheat, and I thought it was perfect.
Perfect?
Yes.
It's hard for people like her.
Hamagishi-san...
Yes?
Let's see your answer.
Here it is.
"Butt eyes" means...
that's the correct answer.
What?
I'm good at this!
You are?
You are good at "butt eyes" problems.
Why?
Because I love YouTube so much,
this phrase has been coming up on YouTube.
That's why I love this phrase.
What kind of YouTube is that?
"Butt eyes" comes up a lot on YouTube.
You like it?
Did you actually try it?
Is it like this?
It's like that.
Last time it was like this, but can you do it again like this?
I think I can do it. I'm sorry.
No, you can't do it at all.
Now, it's Kawatsu's turn.
Yes.
Let's see Kawatsu's answer.
Here it is.
From heaven to hell.
Eye drops didn't come out of the second floor.
When Hiyori Hamagishi said it just now, I made a fool of myself.
I was wondering what kind of answer it was, but it was correct.
It was correct.
I was wondering why you were making a fool of yourself.
Because you think it's correct.
Next, we will use idioms to make sentences.
This question is from someone who wrote the perfect answer.
It's Kosaga-san.
Of course you know the idiom "pulling a thread", don't you?
That's right.
Here is the answer.
Kasuga-san's gag is funny because someone is pulling a thread behind him.
That's right!
That's right, Kosaga-kun!
Kasuga-san always gets fooled!
That's good! That's wonderful!
Kasuga-san's gag is funny, Kosaga-san.
Wait a minute!
That's just luck.
That's wonderful.
And it's a little strange.
What kind of answer is that? It's a little common. Meeper!
What? Meeper again?
Meeper is in a big ruckus, isn't it?
That's right, that's right. It's a high frequency.
I didn't know much about Meeper, you idiot.
I'm not that stupid.
I'd like you to explain it, so let's take a look. Here it is.
Breathe and pull a string into your opponent.
Wow, what's that?
Listen carefully!
I was just looking at "Demon Slayer" and I thought, "Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!"
Breathe and pull a string into your opponent.
If you find a string connected to your opponent, pull it here!
I don't like that kind of opponent!
Like "The Ninja"?
It's different from "The Ninja"!
Please praise me with "Demon Slayer"!
Oh, "otake"!
Here's "otake"'s answer.
Wakabayashi-san has a hobby of pulling strings while walking.
What? Who?
I've been thinking about it, but Wakabayashi-san said that
she might be pulling strings so that she doesn't know where she came from.
I see. If you don't pull strings, you won't be able to go home, Wakabayashi-san.
Oh, this might be correct.
Don't go out like that!
Next up is a question with a sense of "tasting".
This was an easy question for even 5th graders, so many people answered correctly.
First up is...
Let's look at Nibujan-san's answer.
Let's meet at Hinata Hill and say 'tooth'
Kasuga-san, who has tasted so much that he's excited, says 'tooth' every time.
"TOOTH"!
I say it every time!
It's like this, right?
Well, I think it has a meaning.
I think it has a meaning.
It has a meaning.
And Matsuda-san's answer...
Since Kasuga-kuni-san earned a lot of money with the 'cha-cha' stamp and tasted it,
"the fourth edition of "truth" has been released."
Stop it!
This is...
Matsuda-kun...
You just have to write correct sentences, so you don't have to write the truth.
And lastly, Kamimura...
Let's look at Kamimura's answer.
"Kasuga-san, who has tasted the new "one-shot gag","
"has already written three new "one-shot gags"."
Wow, Kasuga-san...
Does this mean you're expecting new "one-shot gags"?
That's right. I'm looking forward to seeing you write three new "one-shot gags".
First of all, "gag" is something you write down, right?
"Gag"...
"Gag" is something you adjust, right?
Then, Kasuga-san, out of the three "gags",
which one do you think is the most interesting?
Then, I'll say it.
I've never seen it before.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's all for "truth"'s answer.
Let's move on to the next enhancement!
Truth
This is surprising, too.
Out of the top 20 people in society, 17 are full marks.
Excellent!
This is excellent!
It was this person!
It's Miho Watanabe!
Amazing!
Really?
Can you say something to the fans who are cheering for you?
You have to keep cheering for me!
She looks really stupid, though!
She has a round "ya" now.
No, you can't!
She smells like a smoker, though!
First of all, it's a matter of course for Japanese people to answer correctly and correctly write down the missing island of Japan.
I think you go to various places, don't you, Hinata and Zaka?
Yes, we do.
You're cheering for us from various places.
Yes, all over Japan and all over the world.
I want you to guess this.
Ms. Kosaka, are you confident?
Chile is...
Hey!
...the worst.
What's going on?
If that's the case, we can try not to give you an answer.
Why? Why?
Because it's embarrassing.
Wow, remote control again today.
Stop it.
Hey, I want you to look at this, Kasaya-san.
This is it, Kasaya-san.
Between right and wrong, the staff is struggling.
Yes, yes.
I want you to decide right or wrong.
It's little by little, isn't it?
The size and the shape.
Kasaya-san, which one is right or wrong?
It's difficult, but it's wrong!
It's no good.
Why is that?
Speaking of Kyushu, Hokkaido is...
Hokkaido, yes, yes, yes.
I think it can take a little longer.
Can you make it right somehow?
Then it's right.
It's wrong!
Yes, of course.
When we first met, we were happy to be the hosts.
When I look back, it was like that.
Kasaya-san was the only one who was really happy.
If you show that video again,
Kasaya will say what she thinks.
That's a permanent memory.
By the way, here's a model answer.
Not only is Miyata good at Japanese, but he also shows his ability in society.
Let's take a look at the other members' Japanese.
Yamaguchi-san.
Yes?
Are you confident in Chile?
I'm confident in Chile.
Here's Yamaguchi-san's answer.
Here it is.
What?
It's kind of scary.
It's Japan from 3,500 years ago.
It moved because of visual changes.
It's possible that Japan is like this.
Where are you from?
Tottori.
Tottori?
Shikoku sounds familiar, doesn't it?
Can I say one thing?
Yes, yes.
I was really confused about drawing an island in Okinawa.
You didn't have time to draw Shikoku?
That's right.
I see.
Which one is correct or incorrect?
Incorrect!
Ah, it's no good.
Because it disappeared.
It's true that without Shikoku, Matsumoto Akiko might get angry.
Matsumoto Akiko, a genius, didn't appear in Shikoku.
Which part of me is a genius?
You are a genius!
Let's see Marimoto's answer.
Here it is.
Yes, Kazuha-san.
Is this correct?
Incorrect!
That's fast!
How did you know?
Because it's in Hokkaido and Shikoku as well.
There's no Kyushu.
What's wrong? Why isn't it there?
I won't say it took me some time.
I won't say it took me some time to get to Kyushu.
Where is Kyushu?
I know Kyushu, but...
Why isn't it there?
I got confused.
We have a very tight relationship with Miyazaki Prefecture.
That's right.
If you don't say Kyushu or Miyazaki, it'll be awkward the next time we go on location.
And, Kamibura-san.
Yes?
Kazuha-san wrote Hokkaido, so you can say it's correct.
No, no.
Why is it Shikoku and Kyushu? Why isn't it there?
But, you wrote Hachijojima and Ogasawara Islands, right?
That's right.
Because it's Tokyo and Kyushu.
What about Shikoku and Kyushu?
I didn't have it in my head at the time.
When you wrote it?
I know it now, of course.
Then, why don't you know it?
When you all go to Shikoku and Kyushu for a concert, make it go really far away.
Like, "Shikoku is the best!"
That's right.
After this, the East Village of Japan collapsed.
Huh? This is...
There are more new questions about Japan Red.
The next question is...
Mr. East Village.
Yes.
Are you confident about Chile?
I don't like Chile. I'm not good at it.
Oh, you're not good at it.
Ms. Kasuga will judge it for you.
Yes.
Let's see Ms. East Village's Japan Red.
Here it is.
Huh?
This is...
Ms. Kasuga.
Huh? This is...
You're still in the middle of your answer, right?
This is about Okinawa.
Is this correct?
Yes. What do you mean by this?
I didn't notice this much about Hokkaido and other places.
Oh, you didn't feel uncomfortable at all.
Ms. Kasuga, is this correct?
What's correct about it?
Why is this correct?
This sound!
Huh?!
What's wrong with Mr. Watanabe?!
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Answer check second half!
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Meiko!
Reiya!
Who will win the paper test?!
I'm not frustrated!
I don't like this!