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Pull the shirt in the final round!
The final round of the member selection, which has been dragged for three weeks, is finally complete today!
Who can get an on-air from DJ Akasuga?
I'm number one!
Atlantis Girl!
Wonderful!
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Well, it is what it is.
The back is rigid, so you might be able to sit on it.
But we won't send you away like that.
This week's members are these guys.
Welcome!
Huh? One person...
One person isn't on it.
One, two, three, four?
Huh? Where's the other one?
Huh?
I can only see something.
Huh?
Who is this? Who is this?
Huh?
Gorilla?
It's a gorilla, isn't it?
There's a gorilla member?
Who is this?
Ah!
It's hot!
What's wrong?
You scared me!
I didn't think you'd do something like that, so I was surprised!
It's my first time, too!
It's really hot!
I'm sorry, but please don't mind me!
Hello!
You've been on standby for a while, haven't you?
The other day, Yoshimura was doing something similar to that.
Is the helmet an item?
No! Wakabayashi-san, don't you remember this girl?
What is this?
I thought it was an item of Sariemon.
When Wakabayashi-san's birthday plan was held,
I took this with me with Giro.
He gave it to me the other day,
but I didn't get it even if I looked at it.
Since then, I've been on standby.
Since then, you've been on standby, so you finally saw the sun today!
That's right!
Why didn't you choose it, Wakabayashi-san?
I remember Giro, but I don't think it's that cow thing!
Where did you buy it?
This is from Indonesia!
It's all from Indonesia!
But, Kasuga-san, when you see the five of you together like this,
you shine so brightly!
Did you shine brightly this time?
You've been saying the same thing all along, haven't you?
You've been exposed, haven't you?
"You've been saying the same thing all along," she said.
Wakabayashi-san said, "I'm going to cover you up first!"
She really contacted you!
She's the captain!
She said, "Be careful!"
Kasuga-san, you're the background, aren't you?
Do you have any requests?
Anything you'd like to put Audrey-chan in the background like this?
How about Indonesia?
Indonesia is red!
Where are you from?
Is it Yamanashi Prefecture?
Because I like Yamanashi Prefecture.
Can you tell us about the prefecture of Yamanashi Prefecture?
Oh, right. There is a prefecture in Japan.
How about you, Kamimura?
I like Kasuga-san's friend.
What do you mean?
Kin-chan with a demon voice said "bwaaah!"
Although there is a bit of an exaggeration,
today's background will be Sariemon's trading country, Indonesia.
Then, everyone, please show us your hearts and minds!
Let's open the clip at once!
Open!
Ta-da!
Oh, thank you!
Oh, it's amazing!
There is such a thing as cute appearance and handwriting!
Oh, I remember! Adults versus minors. Adulthood competition!
Yes!
You've done a lot of things, haven't you, Kamimura?
Actually, I haven't participated in it.
What?
Oh, you haven't?
When I wasn't there yet, I was watching it on TV,
and now it's a famous segment, isn't it?
It's already been talked about, isn't it?
Yes!
So I think you should watch that program again!
Oh!
Certainly, everyone was active!
That's right!
Kamimura, was it your second time?
Didn't you say you practiced at home?
Oh, yes, I did!
You did, didn't you?
I practiced while watching my seniors' demonstration!
What kind of words did you practice?
I practiced Kanimura Miku's "hatsugatsu" several times!
"hatsugatsu"!
Can you show us a little bit of it?
Kanimura-kun's "hatsugatsu"!
I'll do my best!
Well then, Kamimura-san, please do your best!
Hatsugatsu (hot, hot)
Nice!
It's getting deep!
Cute!
There's a hint of it.
I want the other members to do it, too.
Ushio...
What?! Why?! I want to be bitten by gorillas, too!
Ushio, could you do it in an adult-like, Indonesian way?
Indonesian...
Let's do it! Music, start!
Ushio, could you do it in an adult-like, Indonesian way?
Umm...
I'm happy!
What are you doing?
I don't know!
What are you doing?
It's funny and you don't need it!
I'm happy!
This is Ganbari Costa's first episode!
I'm happy!
Why are you happy?
Morimoto, you haven't done anything like this before, right?
I used to practice at home a lot.
You practice a lot!
I practice a lot!
Then, would you like to go to Yamanashi Prefecture?
Yamanashi Prefecture?
Then, music, start!
Don't do it.
That's not it!
Isn't that a one-shot gag?
Don't do it.
This is all your fault.
The flow changed from you.
I'm quite exhausted, but Mr. Akasuga, Detective, please.
Did you see it?
Yes, I saw it!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
This is really...
There's no doubt about that project.
Yes, it's been going on since it became popular.
That's right.
I'd like to do that project again.
Yes.
Now, please show us the BTR choreography.
Adult's sexiness, go ahead!
It's not for minors to say!
Adult's sexiness, go ahead!
Which is sexier? Adult's sexiness, go ahead!
To be an adult idol, you have to be sexy.
So...
Let's see if you can say random words in a sexy way.
Representatives of each team will say the same words in a sexier way.
First of all, Miseryn team will challenge for the first time.
I think you have to raise your level one by one.
In this case, who is the bird?
It's Kohama, isn't it?
Can you do it, Hamagushi-kun?
Can you do it?
Oh, you can do it.
You seem to be confident.
Miseryn still has some doubts, but...
Adult's sexiness challenge, start!
Hatsu...gatsu...o...
Cute!
Well, well, well...
Let's start with this level.
Hatsu...gatsu...o...
Did you raise your level a little?
Hatsu...gatsu...o...
That's good!
You're raising your level well.
Hatsu...gatsu...o...
Wow, that's good!
That's good!
Did you say it?
You haven't said it yet, have you?
No.
Do you need more music?
You can do it, Shio-san.
It's the same!
Why did you put it in last?
It's definitely weird to put it in last!
The first adult team is Odai Tanklorini Challenge.
How is it, Saito Kyoko? Are you confident?
We're getting old, so I don't think we'll show our sexiness.
I don't think we'll show it.
I think we'll show it normally, so we'll do it with excitement.
Excitement!
I see, you don't think about it much.
When you look back, you already have sexiness, right?
Yes, I do.
Oh, that's nice.
Can you see Saito's confident sexiness?
The adult sexiness challenge...
Starts!
Tanklorini...
- That's funny. - It's good!
- It's sexy. - It's good.
- Tankrolli... - It's good, it's good. Your level is going up.
- Chankorii... - Why?! Did you become a native?!
- It's funny.
- Tankrolli... - It's good!
"Real Onigashi" is over!
- Thanks to this confrontation... - Appa...
- Wakabayashi became her favorite famous plan and many "power words" were born.
- "Gon-fu-chan-kun"...
- Then, let's continue!
- Oh, you did "Iragana Musical Sports Day", didn't you? - Yes!
- What do you remember the most?
- The most memorable race for me is "running high jump".
- Especially, Hinano jumped in a very strange way. - That's right!
- It was strange, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
- You jumped in front of the board and fell down, didn't you?
- I'm glad I made use of my bad athletic nerves.
- If you were happy with the result... - Yes, I was happy.
- Then, let's make a judgment. Do you want to see "Gakkyokuundoukai" or not?
- Do you want to see it?
- You saw it!
- You said you wanted to see it today! - You saw it!
- I'm happy!
- It was exciting, wasn't it?
- Please show us "VTR".
- Then... "VTR"...
- Start!
- This is great! - Wonderful!
- How about you, Hira-team?
- I have confidence!
- Simple! - How about you, Jogana-team?
- I can do it!
- Don't change your attitude!
- "Jumping higher than anyone else" competition, which is the victory of the team who jumped higher than others!
- First of all, they will start from a height of 110 centimeters!
- Music, start!
Go, go, go!
A little high, impossible!
So close!
It's harder than you think!
Basket!
Miyata is coming!
Hurry up and move!
Miyajimura!
She's fast!
What's going on?
She's running on her own!
Site warning!
You don't have much time!
Hurry up!
You don't have much time!
You have to go fast!
You don't have much time!
You can do it!
Can you do it?
Isn't it really funny?
What's going on?
I'm sorry!
It's really funny!
What's going on?
You did it!
You can do it!
Go!
So close!
You can do it!
You did it!
Can you do it?
She did it!
Her form is dynamic.
She's going for it.
It's OK, Otaki.
She's out. She hasn't done it yet.
It's close.
She's close.
She can't do it.
Let's go, Ibu-chan.
Go, Ibu-chan!
You can do it!
That's good.
You can do it!
There's no time.
It's about time for her to lower her pace.
She's only a year old.
It's going to be one meter.
Can she do it?
She can do it!
She did it!
She was flying in front of me all the time.
What was that?
She did it!
It's weird. Her movement is weird.
She did it!
It's a high-flying road.
She did it!
It's okay, right?
It's okay. She didn't fall.
She did it!
But it's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
It's Kyoko Saito!
Kyoko Saito...
She looks like she's going to fly.
She looks like Lucha.
She did it!
She's good!
She can fly now!
30 seconds left!
She's good!
How is it?
It's high!
Is it hard?
She did it!
Everything is fun!
She shows us various patterns!
Kyoko Saito...
She's good!
It's over!
After that, they lowered the bar to 90 centimeters.
What is the result of this official match?
She's back!
The only two teams to succeed and the Gara team won the match!
Let's move on to the next match!
This is your fantasy future history.
Yes, it is.
This is also...
Do you remember it?
I remember it.
What color was this?
This is a plan to announce my fantasy future.
Can I say it one more time?
Yes!
What was strange about it?
You did it! It's important!
This is a plan to announce my fantasy future.
I was very nervous about doing it in front of everyone.
There was a panda, Kasuga-san.
Because Kasuga-san was there, I was able to try it.
That panda was easy to get involved with.
He was better than Kasuga-san.
Why is that?
You're usually a little harsh, aren't you?
I'm not harsh!
Do you want to meet that panda again?
Yes!
Please wait.
Thank you!
I don't remember! How did you do it earlier?
I searched for it. I found it.
Wow! I found it!
It's like a CG, right? The panda is doing it now.
Oh, that's how it is!
Wow!
I thought I had to do something, and I got excited!
Oh, that's how the panda did it!
And there's something I want to apologize for.
What is it?
Tomomi Nishimura-san told me to eat wild plants, but it's a completely different person.
Nobuto Okamoto-san?
Which one is it?!
It's completely different!
I'm looking forward to it, Tomota!
They must be in the same place.
Tomomi Nishimura-san and Nobuto Okamoto-san are right next to each other.
Now, please give us your judgment!
Did you see it?
Yes! I saw it!
Wow!
There's a lot of attitude!
I saw it! I heard it! I confirmed it!
There's a lot of attitude right now!
Who's laughing?!
Then, please buy me a ranking boat!
And buy me a cap, too!
Super monkeys are sitting there!
It seems like the old men can't stop laughing, so Ms. Kato, please pretend you're shooting a VTR!
VTR, start!
Oh, it's a panda!
That's how it is!
This is my delusional future history.
What will I be 20 years later in 2021?
- You will be something! - Yes, I will be something!
- What will you be? - What do you say to the members?
- Somehow, I make them smell. - You make them smell!
- Yes, yes. - Yes, yes.
- I will be Ueno's panda. - Oh, it's delicious!
- It's really delicious! - You like pandas, don't you?
- Yes, I will be Yamaguchi's panda. - Oh, it's delicious!
- It's delicious! - Yes, yes.
- I will be a tourist ambassador. - That's correct!
- I will be Yamaguchi's Yamaguchi hometown ambassador. - Oh!
- I think you can do it! - I think you can do it!
Here is the main celebrity who is currently appointed as a hometown ambassador for Furtasu.
- Oh! - Yes, it's quite...
- Kasumi Ishikawa is like that, too. - Yes, she is.
- She was a basketball player, too. - Riki Choshu. - Yes.
- Kawata, of course, knew these people from Yamaguchi. - Oh, but...
- Tomomi Nisimura eats grass. - Tomomi Nisimura doesn't eat it.
- Tomomi Okamoto doesn't eat grass. - Tomomi Nisimura...
- Don't involve me in this, Kawata!
- I'm surprised!
Will Kawata and Panda's mysterious co-existing life change?
Kawata is 20 years old and appointed as Yamaguchi Fursato Taishi.
At 25 years old, she builds her own statue in the prefecture.
And...
At 36 years old in 2037,
you start living with something.
What do you think it is?
- 36 years old? - Yes, you're 36 years old.
Yes, it's Riki Choshu.
- Am I wrong? - No, you're not.
- It's pretty hard, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- You have to go through a lot of training. - Yes.
It's something I like.
- Panda? - Yes, you're right.
- You start living with Panda. - Is it okay?
- Yes, it's a jellyfish. - Jellyfish?
- Even though it's Panda? - Yes, it is.
- At home? - At home.
- Can you buy it? - No, I can't.
It's a dream.
I can't do it now, but I think it will come true someday.
- Yes, thank you. - I can't do anything.
Where do you live?
I live in a 2LDK apartment in the city.
- It's not in Yamaguchi, is it? - No, it's not.
- An apartment? A room? - Yes.
I want to brush my teeth together.
- I think you have a Panda costume. - Really?
- Come and try it. - Really?
Let's see how they live.
Let's see how Kabata and jellyfish live.
Ready, action!
I'm back! Jellyfish, I'm back!
Bad attitude.
Didn't I tell you not to sit like that? Sit down!
She's really bad-tempered.
Like a string.
Here's your reward, a bamboo stick.
Let's eat it together.
She's happy.
Thank you for the food.
You're eating it too?
Thank you for the food.
She's eating it!
They're eating it together.
Eat it.
What's this? You're eating it without tea?
It's good.
You ate it all up today.
You're good.
Does a panda touch Kabata?
She seems special.
She looks like an old man.
Let's do a pose game.
Ready, action!
We don't have any rules.
It doesn't match.
Ready, action!
That was close.
Ready, action!
Stop it!
It doesn't match.
Is Takamoto really an idiot?
The second test begins now!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...my sponsors.
It's an accident.
How is it?
Cheer up, manager.
That's all for this week!
Next week, the second test will finally be decided!
A new answer will be revealed!
Once upon a time...