AISubs v3.5
It's a busy day in May.
Excuse me.
Here you go.
Ouch!
She called Kasuga a little earlier than scheduled.
Then...
Kasuga!
Good morning!
May 8th was a tough day, wasn't it?
Well...
It was a tough day, wasn't it?
Do you know what day it was?
Well...
Hiragana Keaki was born on that day.
That's right!
Happy birthday!
That's what I heard.
Is there anyone else who knows?
Well...
It's been a year since then.
Friday...
That's right!
Aren't you ashamed of yourself as an adult?
It's been a year since then.
Another incident!
What?
It looks like it was in a movie.
I am your father.
It brings back memories!
No way!
It brings back memories!
Despite all the incidents...
There were also ups and downs...
And then, my father passed away.
Even though it's not a movie trailer...
And so, one, two...
Thank you!
Kumi-san, Dadiga-san, your seventh birthday.
Congratulations!
And so...
That's amazing!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
What's that?
I drew a portrait of your daughter, Kasuga-san.
So cute!
Is this cute?
You like it, don't you?
Thank you, everyone.
I have a lot of questions for you, Kasuga-san.
Right, everyone?
I love you.
I love you, too.
That's fine, you're welcome.
But I don't have 100 yen, so I won't ask you!
No, no!
Well, Kasuga-san became Dadiga-san.
Please pay attention to Dadiga-san's recording after that!
Here you go!
Pull the shirt around your waist!
From "Hiragana-ushi" to "Genzai-machi", from 106 broadcasts,
the members will present the best scenes of "Erisugiri"!
What kind of project will come out tonight?!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Let me introduce today's presenters!
DJ Akasuga-san, please!
This week's members are...
Burikko-sans!
Wow!
Don't get close! Don't get close!
Miyata, Watanabe, don't get close!
Hmm...
But, Akasuga-san, today...
One, two, three, four, five of you...
When you look at the screen like this...
You're all so cute!
You've decided on your poses...
As expected of idols!
The transparency from the screen is amazing!
You're definitely making fun of me!
I'm not making fun of you!
No, really!
Right now, we're talking with various people remotely...
These five people are the most beautiful, after all!
What?!
Really?!
Hamagishi-san, you're different from usual, too...
You look like an adult today!
What is the concept of today's food?
What kind of concept is it?
Hmm...
There's no clothes...
There's no clothes?!
There's no clothes...
I'm sorry...
It's a refusal!
She didn't listen!
The comment "refusal" has been activated!
I'm sorry!
Young people, please be careful!
Young people...
As soon as the old bike factory has entered...
Our background...
The background of Odori-chan is now...
The set of "Hina Ai"...
Is it really Hina Ai's set?
Yes!
You can see it, right now!
You can see it, right?!
To me...
It looks like a background of "Guam"!
As a show of "Guam"...
You've never been there...
Why are you in "Guam"?
If you're going there, it's probably "Miyataki", right?
Why are you in "Guam"?
Wakabayashi-san, I heard you like "Guam"...
So, I'm in "Guam"!
You don't have to adjust it remotely!
I see...
Is it different for everyone?
Miyata-kun, do you have anything?
You can do anything!
Then, I like "Mori"! (forest)
You said it in two letters! "Mori"!
It's already quite delicious!
That might be good, too!
It's like a Discovery Channel!
You can do a lot of things!
Then, let's look forward to what you'll become!
Wait!
No, Miho and Jock-san...
Was Watanabe-kun like that?
He's been like that since last week!
That's right...
No, it's fine!
That's what "remote" is about!
I see!
It's different!
You can do it however you like!
No one will get angry!
It was a physical fatigue-like two turns, but this time it is decided on Guam, which is also the location candidate for the second brick queen final match!
Now, let's go to Macy's presentation!
All at once! Philip! Open!
Oh, everyone wrote various chapters for me.
I see.
Now, young master, what should we do?
Now...
Oh, you did it! Now, let's go to the second brick queen final match!
Yes! I'm happy!
It's still an era!
Yes! It's the third brick queen final match!
This project was supposed to be played by all members thinking about their favorite scenes and situations, but it was so much fun that I wanted to do it again.
Certainly, it was a great project, wasn't it, Kasuga-san?
That's right. It's like peeking into each member's hearts.
I was surprised when I saw it last year. It's cute and interesting. I was surprised that you could cook like that.
The level of cuteness is still rising, so I want you to do it again. That project.
I see. It's been quite a while.
But you didn't say it to me at that time. You said it again.
No, I said it at that time, too. Just drinking on- air.
Really? I feel like it's because it's remote.
Even if you're young or old, you're still on-air, so you can say it from a distance.
That's right.
I remember. I remember.
Saito Kyoko, you look strange. Are you okay?
Oh, really?
Saito Kyoko, please introduce yourself. Who are you?
I'm Saito Kyoko.
What's up?
Saito Kyoko and Watanabe, are they that kind of characters?
I have no idea.
Watanabe, please introduce yourself.
I'm Watanabe Miho.
Did something happen while you two weren't together?
Did something happen at home?
No, nothing happened.
I'm Watanabe Miho.
Katsuya, please introduce yourself.
I'm Katsuya Miho.
Please give me a heart.
Well...
My heart is pounding.
Well...
I'm Katsuya...
I'm Toshiaki.
Don't hit me with a limousine.
We're in the middle of the day.
First of all, DJ Akase, please give us your judgment of Nib.
Nib, I think you can watch this.
I'll ask you.
Please.
Well, remote...
Who is remote?
Nib, do you want to see your brick certificate?
Don't you want to see it?
Yes, I want...
...to see...
...this brick certificate!
I'd like to see it, once again!
For me, it was quite unfortunate...
Kasuga-san, you've done other members' scenes as well, right?
I don't think you remember the script very well...
The staff is working hard to find a big script and acting it out...
For me, it was quite unfortunate...
Kasuga-san is doing his best!
Ah, I see!
For me, it was quite unfortunate...
There weren't many wigs...
There wasn't a single person who looked the same...
It was a delusion of each member...
In the end, they were all lying down...
That's how it is...
Then, Yves-chan!
Yes!
Could you show us your acting for "BTR"?
"BTR"! Here you go!
That's great!
Brick-san is smiling!
That's great!
With the brilliant brick certificate and qualifying round,
"Hiragana Brick Seven" has put Kasuga-san in a delusional situation!
In the midst of all of this,
the two masterpieces that were challenged with the same wigs...
Please enjoy them with Kasuga's brilliant acting that doesn't make you feel anything!
The title is "My First Wish"!
Here you go!
This sound is crazy!
After school that day, I was left alone in the classroom and was writing my first wish.
I hadn't decided my future yet, with my pen still in my hand.
You're doing it right!
Then, one of my classmates, Kasuga-kun, who I've been thinking about for a long time, came up to me.
Your classmate?
Oh, look!
What are you doing? It's so late.
Oh, I haven't submitted my wish list yet.
My teacher told me to write it even if I die.
Oh, I see.
But you know, you can't decide your future so easily, can you?
What's with you?
Why are you wearing pants underneath?
I was able to write only my first wish.
Since then, I've been feeling refreshed.
Refreshed, huh?
You know, you're pretty Japanese.
Kasuga-kun, are you going to college?
Me?
Well, I want to get a teacher's license, so I'm going to college.
I see.
It's amazing that you have a dream.
It's not a dream!
Your dad was a teacher, wasn't he?
He was.
But you've decided on your first wish, haven't you?
What did you wish for?
It's a secret!
A secret, huh?
You could have told me.
Hey!
What?
As expected of your wife.
Of course it's a joke like this.
That's right. It's a joke.
Wait a minute.
But...
I can't be your wife all of a sudden,
but if you were my girlfriend, would you like me?
What?
Just kidding.
That's right.
But...
I've liked you for a long time.
Would you like me to be your girlfriend?
(cough)
Thank you in advance.
Shut up.
All right.
Then let's submit the survey as it is.
No, that's not good.
It's okay.
Because I'm Toshiaki's girlfriend.
Wait a minute.
(cough)
And...
The famous play by Ano Meigen is also a playback.
Please watch it in the classroom after school.
There is a boy I have been thinking about for a long time.
It is the same class of piano player, Kasuga-kun.
Serious, kind and family-oriented, I secretly had a love for him.
One day after school, when I went back to the classroom to pick up what I had forgotten...
Kasuga-kun?
What are you doing?
I still have work as a piano player.
I see, it's hard.
Do you want me to help you? It's hard to do it alone, isn't it?
President, I'm counting on you.
Yes, thank you.
Isn't it office work?
Cute, cute.
Hey, what's up?
It's nothing.
Cute.
By the way, Kasuga-kun, what do you usually do at home?
Well, I study, read books, and surf the Internet.
Well, I also train my body.
How about my muscles?
No, it's not the time for that. I have to finish my work as soon as possible.
Yes.
It's getting dark.
Oh.
What's up?
It's been a long time!
By the way...
Kasuga-kun, do you have someone you like?
No way!
What's up with you all of a sudden?
I have someone.
Kasuga-kun.
Stop it!
Kasuga-kun, are you here?
Me? I'm here, too.
Who?
It doesn't matter.
It does! Tell me! It's not fair if I'm the only one.
But you said it yourself!
Tell me, please!
What is it?
Say it.
I can't hear you at all! Say it one more time!
That's enough!
Who is it?
I quit.
You quit?
One more time! One more time! One more time!
Who is it?
It's the last one!
The last one!
It's the last one!
I quit!
Happy New Year!
His face is so red!
As you all know, Kasuga A, who has regained his human heart, is going to become a Nibu P.
Let's move on to the next present!
Philip...
Open!
There were a lot of things.
A lot of things...
I remember all of them.
This is Hamagishi-san's first project present.
Kasuga-san's modified hairstyle.
Hamagishi-san modified Kasuga-san's hairstyle a lot, didn't you?
Yes.
It's really memorable.
Yes.
Somehow, I want to modify Kasuga-san's hairstyle somehow.
What do you mean "somehow"?
I like it like this, so it's okay.
It's a modification, isn't it?
Modification.
I'm always thinking about a hairstyle that suits me.
I see.
I'm thinking about it every day.
Do you still think about it now?
Yes.
Do you want to try this hairstyle in the future?
Yes, I want to make it fashionable.
Yes.
So...
Well...
Like a wolf cut.
Oh, I like it!
Now, Kasuga-san is 41 years old.
It's painful, isn't it?
An old man is doing a wolf cut.
Hamagishi-san's "Takarazuka no haru no tsubasa" was also beautiful, wasn't it?
Yes.
It was wonderful.
I see.
Oh!
Hamagishi-san, you look like a wolfcat in CG right now.
What?!
You look like a wolfcat right now.
Did I just win?
What do you think about it, Hamagishi-san and Kasuga- san, who look like a wolfcat?
Well...
This...
Um...
It looks great on you.
That's a childish comment.
Okay, remote...
Hamagishi-san's recommended VTR...
Do you want to watch it or not?!
Will today's second VTR be played?!
Okay, DJ Akasuga-san...
Please judge Hamagishi-san's performance!
Hamagishi-san's recommended VTR...
Do you want to watch it or not?!
This VTR is...
Do you want to watch it or not?!
You watched it!
I wanted to watch it today, but I couldn't watch it last week at all.
That's right.
This time, too, it's a project that Kasuga-san did for us.
I see.
I want to watch it again someday.
That's right.
Okay, Hamagishi-san...
Is it okay for you to play the VTR?
Okay.
Let's start the VTR.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's already started.
It's from the first "Comparison Presentation" competition.
That's right, Tamase-kun and Hamagishi-kun, too.
Hamagishi?
Kasuga's modification plan.
Hamagishi-san, what does "Kasuga's modification plan" mean?
Oh, it's Hamagishi-san.
That's right.
Kasuga-san always...
My hairstyle and clothes don't have an airy feeling, so I want to create a little more of an airy feeling.
It's a little hard like plastic, so...
You got it!
You got it, didn't you?
I prepared a picture.
What do you mean, Kawanishi-kun?
The picture is...
The hairstyle that created an airy feeling...
You've already thought of a hairstyle, haven't you?
It's disgusting!
No, it's fine.
"It feels good now" is fine, isn't it?
No, no.
No, this is...
You've adjusted it too much.
Nakamura Shinsuke.
It's 50000 yen, isn't it?
Nakamura Shinsuke, that's disgusting!
No, you've done it too much! You can't go back!
You can't go back to that!
There's Kasuga Kubanta!
Next to him...
There's Freddie Mercury!
Kasuga Kubanta!
My wife is disgusting.
This is disgusting!
This time, it's just a Kasuga modification plan, so...
Please forget about Kimobayashi-sensei for now.
As a member, which one do you think is good for Kasuga's image change?
I think it's Freddie Mercury.
Freddie Mercury?
It's not Freddie Mercury.
Ah, it might be good.
Wearing a tank top, pants and a microphone.
No, it's Freddie Mercury.
That's Freddie Mercury too.
Freddie Mercury is good too.
As for Hamagishi, which one do you think is the best?
I want something airy.
So, this one or this one...
Ah, I like this one too.
I don't think it's good.
No, I think it's good.
So, which one do you think is good?
I want Kasuga-sensei, who has become airy, to ask me for a favor.
So, after Kasuga's modification, you want to be a genius like Kasuga-sensei for the first time?
I don't think it's necessary for me to answer this question.
But it's better for Hamagishi-sensei to ask you for a favor for the first time.
So, Hamagishi-sensei will choose it for me in the end, right?
Yes.
But I don't think I can go beyond this picture.
You know, like Yama-san, you can have a face like hers and say "tooth".
Is it cheap?
So, let's explore the strong style's potential.
Here we go.
"Tooth"!
Oh, that's good.
That's totally good.
Try doing it like this.
What are you talking about?
I hate you, Mitsubishi.
Die, you evil thing!
Well, as I said, the fun time has passed in a blink of an eye.
It's about time.
It's too early.
It's already time to end.
It's too early.
That's right, I'm sorry.
Watanabe-san, you really wanted me to choose you, didn't you?
Yes, I'm sad.
Saito-san, you really wanted me to choose you, didn't you?
Why did you choose me?
Your voice is too small.
Why is your voice so small in Saito Kyokon?
Miyata-san, you really wanted me to choose you, didn't you?
Yes, I'm really sad.
Your waist is strong.
You're eating with your stomach, aren't you?
It's heavy and different.
Tomita has become Nishikawa-san!
Kono and Tomita Expedition Team have arrived!
Nishikawa-kun!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Don't say that!
Kyoko-san, what are you doing?!
It's a shame that we couldn't show you the best scenes of all the members.
The meat I was grilling came back to me.
Minimari?
Will they be able to win the show next time?