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This time's project is...
Unreleased special, "Hinatazaka Cut Queen Deciding Match"!
After meeting Audrey for about two years,
From the hidden funny scene where she cries and cuts,
To the slippery scene where she cuts for the members' honor,
All of it will be released!
The member with the longest cut length will receive a queen's crown!
Hinatazaka Cut Queen Deciding Match
They met Audrey about two years ago.
They started recording without knowing who the MC was and showed confused expressions.
Who am I?
Tobe-san!
I'm Kusumi!
And now, the first cut scene of the show is born!
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
It's just before the silhouette hint!
I think you're a complete stranger.
That's all I'm worried about.
Whether you're disappointed or not, you have to remember it well.
You have to remember it well and keep it to yourself.
If you don't say it out loud like that, I'll get mad.
Really, I'll decide it here.
Yeah, here.
And with that, the first cut of the show was by Ms. Katsuga, who was a little nervous and only made serious comments!
Next up is Ms. Katsuga's cutscene introduction of all of her member profiles!
Shall we start with Kato?
Yes.
This is Kato.
Her catchphrase is...
Kind, cute...
Huh?
Kind, cute Kato Shiko and Kato Shio.
I really don't like that!
What do you mean you don't like it?
I've never said that in public before.
Isn't that what everyone says when they say hello?
It's written on the racket and you have to think about it no matter what.
So I wrote down what the members thought of it.
But the members thought of it for you, didn't they?
But you know how idols say hello, right?
That's right, but...
What do you usually say about it?
Oh, I'm Kato Shio, 20 years old, born and raised in Tokyo.
No, you don't say that!
Isn't that your job?
I don't have a catchphrase.
So I was really embarrassed just now.
Who did you think of just now?
Mipa? I thought of Mipa.
Of course you know it, but...
Mipa is...
Mipa, right?
I have to learn it, seriously.
Mipa...
Mipa is...
Mipa! Mipa!
Huh?
Mipa!
Mipa?
Mipa!
It's not Mipa?
It's not Mipa.
You want me to use it, right?
Oh, yes.
Why do you hate it?
Then you can use it as a barbie doll.
Can you use it as a barbie doll for Kyoko Saito for her catchphrase?
"Kind," "cute," "Katoshiko," and "Kato Shio."
"Yabasaba," "shibi," "kawaawawa," "ibi," "shibi," "kawato," "bobu," "shibi," "hobodebu," "shibi."
Amazing.
The devil comes down.
I can make an incredible high note.
In fact, after Mirei showed her special high note voice,
she collaborated with a certain member.
Is there anyone else who can do it better than me?
No one?
Can you do it better than me?
But Sasaki Kumi's high note voice is louder than yours, have you ever done it with a high note voice?
When I heard about that special skill, I tried it at home.
How was it?
Just a little bit.
Can you do it?
Then you two come to the center and let's have a competition.
Then Kasuga will be in the middle.
What?
Why me?
Like this.
What role are you playing?
Kimpa.
We'll decide by which of our ears got hit.
Here we go.
Ready?
Go!
Shut up!
What the hell is this?
It's like a game.
It's coming, it's coming, shut up!
Profile Introduction
It's about Takamoto's profile introduction.
By the way, Otake...
No, Otake...
After the birth of a power word called 'otake'...
In fact, there was a profile introduction made up of staff members.
Can you say 'cuckoo'?
What?
Can you say 'cuckoo'?
Otake can't say 'cuckoo', right?
Otake, well...
If you say 'oh oh'...
It's like 'jungle pocket'.
Well...
How many words can you not say?
Seven, eight, six, nine...
Something like that.
Perfect solution.
Can we say six instead of nine?
Yes.
Can you say the seven's division?
Seven, one is seven...
Seven, twenty, four...
Seven, thirty, twenty, four...
Seven, forty, four...
Forty...
Huh?
What?
What happened?
Wow, you've gone from twenty to forty years old.
You look like you're smart.
People say that a lot.
"Right?" "Yes."
But you look like you're really happy.
Oh, you're funny.
Can I mess with you from now on?
Can I mess with you, you idiot?
It's fine.
You don't really care, do you?
You sound like a punk rocker.
You're like a no-featured person who doesn't care about anything.
Tomita's Self-Introduction Rap
Tomita's self-introduction rap has been performed as a special skill since her debut, and it has been successful even on-air.
However...
Okay, okay, let's do it.
"Yes." "Okay."
"This one." "Huh?"
"This one?" "What?"
"This one." "Me?"
Yes, in case you slip.
Please.
Slip? I'll be fine.
Okay, let's do it.
Music...
Start!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Since I was a baby, I've been scared of pipes and embarrassing catchphrases.
Oh, you're funny.
That was fast!
"I'm sorry!" "You were shaking!"
"Oh, I made a mistake in the second one." "Oh, you made a mistake?"
"You were rapping, though!" "I'm sorry!"
It's okay, it's okay. Do you want me to take your time?
No, wait. That kind of catchphrase... Oh, no! What should I do? Wait!
"It's okay. Do you want me to check it out?" "Oh, it's done! Yes!"
"Are you okay?" "Yes, it's done!"
You're making it up in your head. That's amazing.
Music, start!
From 'what's catchphrase?' to 'what's catchphrase?' It's about time I get embarrassed.
Privacy of raw jelly.
Let's leave the long and new explanation for later.
It's important to make mistakes.
I made a mistake! I made a mistake!
"Bye!" "Cheers to the future of Hirakana Keyaki!"
"Goodbye!" "Bye!"
I made a mistake!
"You were really making it up!" "That was dangerous!"
"You were making it up!" "I'm sorry!"
No, but I had this, so I didn't get embarrassed at all.
No, you're making it up. Just don't get close to me, you two.
Why?!
Pull out! Check what's in the bag!
This episode was recorded for the second time without reducing the distance at all.
Please put in the camera, too!
Kassung, who was later officially called "pervert" for grabbing members' bags with excitement,
was actually being cut by this man's "pervert" look?
I wish you'd walk on your own.
There's a lot of things.
Oh, this is good. I think it's idol-like, too.
What's that?
Who's this?
Who?
Yes, yes, yes.
This is Kata's.
This is kind of nice.
There's something in it, isn't there?
There is. Look.
It's cute.
Oh, it's panda's.
Yes.
What's in it?
Well, there's a shoehorn block in it.
Do you usually shoehorn Kata?
Yes.
Isn't it cute? It's idol-like.
Yes.
What's this?
Well, it's kind of like... They're all different.
They're all different.
It's kind of gorgeous.
Yes.
Who's is this?
Who's?
Huh?
Why did you take out your own shoehorn block?
It's a shoehorn block.
There's not much luggage.
There's not much?
There's not much.
Wallet and...
Huh? What's this?
Huh?
It's Trump.
It's cute.
Why do you have Trump again?
I have it so that I can use it anytime.
Well, you don't have anything else, do you?
And in the winner, Kasung found Korean seaweed from Takamoto's bag.
In fact, he found something else, too!
Oh, and...
Yes?
Cup noodles.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Why is this vinyl already peeled off?
Didn't you have time?
Well, you must be busy with various things.
Yes.
Well, I'll make it for you.
Okay.
So you can eat it as soon as you finish recording.
Yes.
No, no, no.
Eat it as soon as you finish recording.
Please don't wait.
You're very gentle, Kasuga.
I'll make it for you.
People just leave the food as is in front of you.
Oh yeah, I wonder if he ate it.
Maybe he didn't open it.
He was just being himself.
Who was preparing for this?
It's Sasakami!
Sasakami!
Maybe he's насassing someone else's place, you know?
- I don't know. - It's poisonous.
- What?! - What?!
- Why?! - Oh my.
- Are you okay? No abnormalities? - Umashi!
- No abnormalities, right? - No abnormalities. You can eat it.
- Please say "umashi" and say "no abnormalities". - Umashi!
- It's a little inappropriate, isn't it? - It's a little too much, isn't it?
- How about this style? - With that said, to make things more exciting than the main story,
the cut was made due to Kasler's bad manners.
Along with Mr. Miyata, the members were assigned to the characters in "Genji's Story", but...
Ms. Kumi.
You're wrong!
The captain couldn't be assigned at all.
However...
There are many scenes that make you feel nervous, but there is one scene that I like the most.
It's this one!
Oh, shadows!
It's the first scene where young Murasaki and Hikaru Genji meet for the first time.
However, Hikaru Genji peeks at young Murasaki crying over letting go of his precious sparrow.
That's the first scene.
At that time, young Murasaki is about ten years old.
Ten years old?!
Hikaru Genji is...
About seventeen years old.
When you ask about their age, you might think, "Huh?"
But you never know when you'll meet them.
I see.
What did you do, young Murasaki?
I couldn't think of anything.
I wanted to see the scene where they meet.
Oh, you wanted young Murasaki and Hikaru Genji to play the role of Kageyama and Saito Kyoko?
Yes, and...
I wanted Sasaki Kumi to play the role of sparrow.
Well, it's been a year since you played the role of sparrow.
Good for you. I want you to play that role.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's watch young Murasaki and Hikaru Genji's meeting scene!
Start!
Oh, how cute!
Huh? Isn't that a ostrich?
Isn't that an ostrich?
I let the sparrow's baby sparrow fly away!
Oh, how cute!
Even though you're playing the role of sparrow, you're in trouble!
But it's not good to catch animals. Come here!
Okay!
Look at it and...
It's fun!
Did you get it?
It was a little big.
One step was very big.
I'll shoot a fan's gun!
During a fan's class by Ms. Mirie...
Heel!
Ms. Mirie made her favorite bread...
and did a quiz battle.
But before that...
She introduced another bread that she recommends.
Today, I brought bread...
that students really want you to eat.
I brought it!
First of all, which store do you think it is?
It's difficult.
Convenience store...
But it's not a question yet.
What is it?
But, normally...
What is it?
Miipan's...
Mentaifrance.
But it's delicious.
Why do you only say delicious bread?
Melon bread.
But it's different.
But it's difficult, isn't it?
French toast.
Correct!
Can you eat it?
It's a honey toast made by...
Boulangerie.
Actually, today...
I prepared a real thing.
Let's eat it!
That's the real thing!
Wow, it's beautiful!
It looks yummy!
It's like a mandarin!
I'll eat it today!
What? Isn't it a crane?
Wait! Wait!
Wait a minute!
Teacher!
I'll eat it!
Teacher!
What?
What's going on?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Teacher, students are noisy.
Please explain.
Wait! I can't make a reservation.
I like bread the most.
I thought it would be better for me to introduce it.
There may be a chance.
Don't be so nervous, teacher!
Don't be angry!
Let's go!
Nakamori Akira is working.
I have a question for you.
What was your catchphrase when you debuted?
I have a question for you.
What was your catchphrase when you debuted?
There is a catchphrase.
Is there a hint, teacher?
Chotto nantokana nantokakko.
Hurry up and raise your hands!
Chotto sexy na edokko.
That's close!
Chotto otonana edokko.
"Chotto" is definitely different.
Hurry up and raise your hands!
"edokko" is definitely different.
I'll give you a hint.
Chotto edokko.
It's okay.
Don't complain.
Chotto sexy na edokko.
Nanikko yo.
Nurikko.
That's not it.
Then...
Kanemura Miku-chan.
I'll say it later.
Chotto...
Ei, chotto, watete kudasai, chotto...
The countdown is going on.
The balloon is going to explode.
Chotto,
kousui ga,
otonappoi,
ano...
Nanikko yo.
Chotto, kousui ga, otonappoi?
Otoko no kousui.
Their mood has changed.
Chotto, kousui ga, otonappoi?
Otoko no kousui.
How is it, teacher?
It's totally different.
It's different.
That's one mistake.
If the distance from the MC doesn't get shorter,
this show will start receiving complaints from the members.
I'm looking at you as a woman.
Will that get better?
Audrey improved her complaints little by little, but...
There were other complaints about young people.
That is...
Is there something on the beach?
Something...
Huh?
You're going to laugh, right?
During the break,
I put my feet in the chair's hanger and was spinning.
The hanger of the chair?
Oh, the part where you put your feet on it.
Like this?
I'm an adult, Hamagishi.
There's no reason for me to put my feet in the hanger and play, right?
Please don't say weird things.
Oh, there's a BTR.
Why did you spin it?
Let's watch it. She said there isn't one.
It's definitely not it.
She's probably thinking of something else.
I'm a good adult, too.
Huh?
What's up with her?
Oh, she's relaxed!
What's up with her?
She's having fun!
What's up with her?
Let's fire her!
She's turning her head!
This is what you're interested in, right?
Yes.
But even now, she's turning her back to us and facing us.
That's true.
She's turning her back and playing by herself.
It's scary, isn't it, Mochi-san?
I can't watch it.
But objectively, I've never seen it before.
She's good at it.
She is.
What do you think about it, Hamagishi-kun?
She looks like she's having fun, so I want to do it, too.
Oh, you too?
You want to do it with her?
I can't predict what's going to happen.
Since we're here, let's have Katsuga do it, too.
We'll stop recording for now.
(I'm not sure about this)
Wakabayashi-san, please look at Mao-san.
Why?
Because you're No. 1.
(I'm not sure about this)
Nice!
No, it's not like that!
Nice one, Hamaishi-kun!
(I'm not sure about this)
In the present project, Nibu suggested Nibumonea.
Is it a cobalt?
(I'm not sure about this)
In Nibumonea, Kanemura was doing a great job in Saitama,
but in reality, she was forced to do it and saw hell.
There are people who want to do it, but it's quite doable.
It's quite doable.
Nibu-chan, who do you want to do it for?
I want Nihon to do it for me.
Oh, for Watanabe-san?
(I'm not sure about this)
Then, Watanabe-san, please do Nibumonea.
(I'm not sure about this)
Nibu Akari gets excited and speaks quickly.
Hello, listen! Um...
Yesterday, my mom brought a lot of broccoli, but...
Clear!
That's fast!
Your voice is coming out!
I stepped on it!
You stepped on it!
That's bad! That's embarrassing!
Ah, it's the truth, right?
You remembered it, Watanabe-san, right?
A lot of bugs came out of the broccoli...
And my brother stepped on it!
What is it?
That's terrible!
A lot of bad things happened in Nibuke.
One more person, Nibu-chan!
Shall we show it?
Everyone is not looking at me.
That's scary, Nibumonea!
"Otoboke" is "otoboke", right?
"Tadatadotoboke" is "tadatadotoboke", right?
You've never heard of it, right?
A member who can do it...
"Otoboke"...
Buy "kasuga-san"'s image...
"Otoboke" me?
"Kasuga" wants you to try it?
"Otoboke"?
"Kasuga"'s "otoboke" is explosive!
Now, "otoboke" will make Nibu-chan laugh!
No, it's not me...
I was just standing there...
No, it's me?
No, it's not me...
No, I was at home at the time...
It's me?
What is this?!
Don't "otoboke" me!
That's "otoboke", right?
Katsuda invited Matsuda and Hatsuna to Hiragana Song Contest.
It was a song quiz of the first competition, but...
In fact, the members were changed and the second round was held.
Shall we decide the genre of dance, captain and captain?
First of all, Hira's team.
Sexy dance!
Can you do it, sexy dance?
Can you do it, sexy?
I can do it!
I think Takase can do it.
Higashimura is good at dancing, too.
Maybe he will show us a terrible sexy dance.
I see.
I don't have an image of it, but I may have it.
Next is...
Weird old man!
Can you do it?
Can you do it, weird old man?
Please dance properly and become a weird old man.
OK.
Shall we decide the genre of dance, captain and captain?
Can you do it, weird old man?
Yes.
Then, let's dance in a mix.
In a mix?
Yes.
Shall we start?
Then...
Music...
Start!
While dancing...
I got it!
Sexy dance with a weird old man.
Sexy...
Yes, yes, yes!
You did it!
"Half Memory" and "Hiragana de Koishitai".
What?
No!
Please go back.
The quality of "weird old man" was high, wasn't it?
It's good! It's good!
Shall we start?
Music...
Start!
Go! While dancing...
Sexy, sexy, sexy dance!
While dancing, while dancing, while dancing...
I got it, I got it, I got it!
You got it, you got it!
Which one?
You got it, you got it, you got it!
What's wrong with you?
Please answer near the button.
Your movement is weird.
It's higher than I thought.
"Hiragana de Koishitai" and "Ham's Song".
You got it!
Thank you!
These three songs were playing.
This quiz is to guess the songs of Hiragana Keaki.
The first one is this Hiragana Keaki.
And the other song is...
This "Half of Memories".
The winning team, please choose a genre.
Super intro.
This may be decided quickly.
Then, let's go.
Music, start!
She fell down!
Who was it?
Sasami?
Yes!
"Happy Aura".
Correct!
She was defeated.
Miko fell down, but are you okay?
I knew it.
I knew it and I decided to go.
But I slipped.
I was frustrated.
Strange men live while dancing.
It's frustrating.
Thank you for the food.
After this, the full version of "BBQ Super Hens" will be released!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and my sponsors.
Next episode of "Cut Information Battle" "Hiragana Keaki Block"
"Cut Information Battle" "Hiragana Keaki Block"
From studio planning to location planning, the scenes that have been cut are released!
Who will be the first "Cut Queen"?