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Luame!
That legendary project presentation battle has been revived!
A presentation tournament where many famous projects were born in the past!
This time, too, the members will present projects they'd like to try on the show!
Please do it in three weeks.
From innovative projects that old men can't think of...
To incomprehensible new projects!
Ideas that you can't even think of are appearing one after another!
Hehe, I'll turn the show into a private property!
Will there be any projects that will be realized?!
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
"Wings of Spring"!
See you in Hinatazaka!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
It's begun! See you in Hinatazaka!
Today, too, we have energetic Hinatazaka members!
One, two, three...
We'll do our best!
Wow, I'm happy!
It's so fresh!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the following sponsors.
Will we do something about it?
Of course.
We have another project tonight.
Of course.
Yes, please.
Audrey, there is a project you must watch.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Super humans also appear.
They don't appear there.
That's not what I mean.
Do you remember?
We did a cat presentation competition before.
We did it.
It was very popular and even the sun said it was a god meeting project.
That's right.
There were many projects that we couldn't think of from the perspective of the members.
Matsuza-kun's "Giragana Composition Exercise Competition" was also included in the project.
So, we will hold a second project presentation competition tonight.
Yes, yes.
Congratulations.
Excuse me, please wait a minute.
What is it?
What's wrong?
I was just about to start.
What?
Isn't it strange that it's the second time?
The second time.
What?
Don't you remember?
We did something that was adopted and realized.
It hasn't been broadcasted yet.
That's right.
We've been waiting for it for a long time.
We've been wondering why it's the second time.
It hasn't been broadcasted yet, so it's the second time.
So, why did you shoot the second time first?
Actually, we recorded the second project presentation competition in August last year.
It's just a joke.
While various projects were simulated and selected as targets...
It's my turn now, so what does it mean?
It's a project to invite various entertainers to "ungirls tanaka" club.
"ungirls tanaka", right?
I see.
High-profile guests have been hired, but they are still in a state of being in hiding.
There was a guest, but her schedule didn't match.
She won't come.
She'll come if you call her.
She's younger than me.
She's younger than you.
If you say so.
If you have a schedule or convenience, will you broadcast it?
I'll do it.
I'll ask "tanaka" to do it.
Please wait a minute. I'm adjusting it now.
I'm excited about what "manzai" will be like.
Please wait a minute.
Anyway, we will consider the broadcast as soon as "ungirls tanaka" club's schedule matches.
Now, the second and fifth project presentation competition will begin.
Project...
OPEN!
Well, they all look good.
I'm not sure about this one.
Look, the judges have also thought about it and presented it to us.
It's the first time you've thought of a project like this, isn't it?
That's right.
Of course it is.
I'm sorry. I hope you get used to it as soon as possible.
So, Kasuga-san will choose, right?
That's right.
I like Ibu-chan, but...
Well, for the first project, let's go to Kawasaki.
That's right. You'll get it.
I'm surprised.
Let's go, Kaata-kun.
I'll go.
Will you take me with you?
No, I won't.
But if you have a place you want to do it, it's fine.
It's fine.
Kaata, where do you want to do it?
Why?
Is it okay there?
I don't know if I'll do it there, but I think I'll do it there.
If you want to do it there, you can do it there.
It's embarrassing, but it's okay.
Yes, my title is "Kawata Exploration Team".
What does it mean?
Do you know where Kawata is from?
Tottori?
Tottori is strong.
Kawata, you're strong.
Yes.
You always use your own sword, don't you?
I use my own sword.
So, there's a cave.
Yamaguchi. Yamaguchi.
I'll answer you right away.
Yamaguchi Prefecture.
That's right.
And today, I'd like to talk about the legend of Yamaguchi.
I'm curious.
Local gourmet legend.
Recommended sightseeing legend.
Is that a legend?
No, it's a legend.
There's a legend about Yamaguchi.
We're going to visit Yamaguchi Prefecture and investigate the legend of Yamaguchi.
This time, we're going to introduce a part of the legend in a quiz format.
First of all...
For lunch, you can eat something like chicken.
What is it?
Isn't it chicken?
It's weird to eat.
What is chicken?
There is a difference between this and chicken.
Unfortunately, this is different.
The hint is chicken.
Don't say "chicken" or "chicken"
Chicken Sugata-yaki
The answer is "chicken", "chicken", "gobo"
What kind of food is it?
This is often served for lunch.
Well...
There is a little fried chicken and a little fried gobo.
It looks like oil.
It looks like delicious oil.
Delicious oil?
It's not fried sauce, is it?
It's fried food.
I searched it and it seems like only Yamaguchi Prefecture has it.
What about Tottori Prefecture?
I've never heard of Tottori Prefecture.
Then, only Yamaguchi Prefecture has it.
Then, the second one.
What is it that Yamaguchi Prefecture doesn't have?
This is a bit of a problem.
Japanese map.
It's gone.
It's gone. It's scary.
I think people who watch TV watch it every day.
Ah, Tomita-kun.
Weather forecast.
That's correct!
Weather forecast doesn't have Yamaguchi Prefecture.
Then, what do you do when you want to know the weather?
So, I look at the weather forecast in Fukuoka and go back to Fukuoka.
By the way, let's check the other two legends when they are planned.
And...
Yamaguchi Prefecture has another amazing legend and that is...
Tsunakotagawa Kappa legend.
Tsunakotagawa?
What kind of legend is that?
This is...
I've made some paper plays.
Wow!
Here I go.
Yamaguchi...
I'm sorry.
Yes.
A long, long time ago...
A kappa who lived in Katsuyama, Shimonoseki, liked to play pranks and...
Ah, I made a mistake! I made a mistake in this one!
What?
Are you okay?
No, I'm not.
Is the order different?
What does "yoin" mean?
Ah, I know.
It's this one.
Ah, like this.
Is that the first one?
No, I think the one you just played looks like the first one.
It looks like the last one.
Doesn't it look like the climax?
In the past, people living in Katsuyama, Shimonoseki, were mischievous and always doing bad things to people.
I see. That's why they're angry.
The old man who saw it...
"Old man"?
The old man took a cup of water from the cup holder and went home...
Oh, I made a mistake.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
Obviously, he wasn't an old man.
It's like...
In the beginning, people were mischievous and always doing bad things to people.
And then...
The old man who saw it...
"Old man"?
The old man who saw it took a cup of water from the cup holder and tied it to a tree in his house.
Oh, that's a punishment.
He's mean.
And then...
He ate it slowly and fearfully.
She felt sorry for the old man who saw it...
She took a rope and asked him for forgiveness.
The old man who apologized...
He put the biggest stone on the sandstone river...
And he swore not to do bad things until the stone became sand.
Well, what will happen to this stone?
Only the Yamaguchi Exploration Team will know about it!
The Yamaguchi Exploration Team...
How many times do you think you can go back and forth?
I think we can go back and forth for three times.
Three times?
We can go back and forth from Yamaguchi.
How do you go back and forth from Yamaguchi?
By plane.
Yes.
Can you go back and forth with that?
Yes.
By plane?
You can go back and forth for 15 minutes with a baggage check.
We have to put a lot of weird things in it.
We have to make it big.
So, the large-scale large-scale variety...
Yamaguchi Exploration Team...
Will it come true?
Now, let's get started.
Project...
Open!
That's good.
Well, next is...
Scissor effect!
I'm happy!
I'm curious about it.
My project is...
Animal Peace
Fight for your right of appearance
Love Peace
Animal Peace
It's a big animal show, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
First of all, please look at this picture.
Picture?
Oh!
Cute!
I love dogs very much.
And...
"Duck Sound"'s Happy-chan and...
"Chiba Mama"'s Kuma are winning.
Oh!
And...
Please look at this picture.
What?
There are many visitors among members.
There are so many people.
Yes.
And...
"New 3rd Generation"'s Haruyo-chan and...
Mari-chan are winning more.
I can't believe there are 10 people.
That's right.
And...
"Katsuga-san" is winning.
Oh!
Stop it!
Yes, yes, yes.
There are 11 people now.
Well, they are not members.
Yes.
Since there are so many people...
Yes, yes.
Well...
What is it?
Is it in your earphone?
Since there are so many people...
Here?
Yes, yes.
"Animal Peace"'s "Fight for your right of appearance"
Fight for your right of appearance
I want to plan it again.
I see.
This is good.
This is not good at all.
I want to watch it.
This is like a TV show.
Yes.
So, the winner will come to the studio, right?
That's right.
The game is...
like this.
My child is No. 1
Proud of one game
Yes, yes, yes.
And one more thing is...
If you can do this, you will get 10,000 yen.
No, I'm doing it.
This is real.
Is it real?
"Katsuga-san" will get 10,000 yen from me.
Oh!
We will start from here.
I hope you give me one cha-cha.
If you give me one cha-cha, I will go wild.
The other one is "Kizuna wo Tamesu" buyer guessing battle.
The other one is "Kakuzuke" dog food.
It's not "Kakuzuke" back food.
It's something you shouldn't eat.
What is "Kakuzuke" dog food?
There are four kinds of dog food from expensive to common.
Four kinds of dog food.
It's like a grandma's way of biting.
"Mipan" means "grandma" in "Kutai" meaning.
Four kinds of dog food.
You can eat dog food with a buyer and a customer.
What? Buyer?
It's OK how you want to eat it.
"Katsuga-san" please eat it, too.
"Katsuga-san" can't eat dog food for lunch.
It can't be like that.
Why would you bring dog food and put it on the wall?
It can't be like that.
We will eat dog food, line up in order of price and guess if we can do it or not.
It's something you can do in "Doubutsu Piece".
I want to do it.
"Katsuga-san" do you have any tips for participating in "Doubutsu Piece"?
Participating?
First of all, there are a lot of cute images of animals.
First of all, you have to have a big reaction.
Second of all, you can't be depressed even if the staff's reaction is bad.
Third of all, there is a different Audrey in "Doubutsu Piece" than in "Doubutsu Piece".
You can't laugh about it.
I see.
It's the most important thing.
It's important.
You have to wear a cute costume and do it.
You have to say "cute" while watching "Doubutsu Piece".
By the way, you know our dog "number one", "one- legged pride", don't you?
Yes.
Do you have any dog like "sasami-otoko" or "one- legged pride"?
Our dog "kuma-chan" in Chihuahua.
Our dog "kuma-chan" barks along with me.
Wow!
You have your own "pride", don't you?
Yes.
What about others?
Oh, she drank it.
My dog "an-chan" barks and barks.
After that, it purrs and purrs.
"Nina-chan".
"Nina-chan", "Nina-chan".
What about here? "Nibuja".
Yes.
We are "yoshiko", "yoshimoto", "yoshio".
What?
What do you mean?
I know, I know.
Normally, you have to say "yoshi" and eat it.
But, for example, you say "yoshiko", "yoshimoto" and you don't eat it.
You can't eat it until you say "yoshi".
Oh, you can say "yoshi" and react.
Yes.
You can say "yoshi" and react.
Oh, that's good.
What about you?
My pet dog "gon" is...
"gon", "gon"
Um...
I call it "gon".
"gon", "gon"
I have a hide-and-seek dog now.
You have a dog now?
Yes.
Now, I'm an old man and I can't do it because I sleep every day.
So, I'd like to have a pet dog.
But, my dog can't do anything right now.
I see.
Yes, I'm sad about it.
Yes.
Can you play hide-and-seek and battle?
I'm sad about it, too.
How about you, Mr. Habagishi? Can you do anything?
My dog is really amazing. It's really cute, but...
That's above you.
It's cute, but...
There are some parts that I don't dare to teach.
Oh, you don't let your dog get used to it.
There's nothing I can't do.
But, I try not to make my dog do difficult things.
It's a cute one.
It's cute, so it's okay.
How about you, Ms. Kasuga? Can you do anything?
Strawberry... Oh, but it's like a wild dog.
It barks a lot, so...
That's what it is.
Even if I touch it a little, it barks a lot.
It used to be a wild dog, so...
It's not a wild dog.
It didn't buy it in the mountains.
That's right.
How about you, Ms. Katoshi?
I have a black bean chihuahua.
It can cut hair.
It's always angry.
It can fill a person with blood.
What do you mean?
Does it bite you?
It forgot that it's a cute dog.
Has it ever been bitten?
Yes, it still has a scar.
With a trainer like Mr. Kosano, you might be able to prevent it from biting you.
Ms. Katoshi gets angry, too.
She gets angry, but...
Mr. Kosano gets angry first.
Dogs are bad, but Mr. Kosano is bad.
Mr. Kosano is the one who gave birth to it.
I want to record it as soon as possible.
By the way, if you confirm the project award, the winner of the love sword piece will receive a love sword line stamp made by Kumi-san as a reward, but...
Shouldn't we ask Kumi-san for it?
Yes, I'd like you to do it.
I'm sure she'll do it with excitement.
Really?
That's right. She's just watching the live show, so she'll make me a stamp or something.
What are you talking about? There's no way you can say that.
But it's the truth.
That's true, but...
Isn't it?
Yes.
A future-filled project full of love for love swords. Will it come true?
Well, let's go. Next.
Open!
Well, what should we do?
Sushi!
Yes.
Let's go for sushi.
What we're presenting this time is a project called "A woman who can aim."
Kanemura, who longs for a woman who can do anything easily, is presenting a special project aiming for a woman who can do anything easily.
First of all, we'll introduce "A woman who can do anything easily" Best 3.
Ta-da!
Here it is.
Can you see it, everyone?
Can you see Keiko-san in third place?
Really, Keiko-san, you're a woman who can do anything, aren't you?
You long for sushi.
Yes.
You're a woman who can do anything, aren't you?
Keiko-san and...
Is she going back to Kono?
This is...
Third place.
Ta-da!
Keiko Kitagawa-san.
Kitagawa-san!
Moreover, no matter how you think about it, Keiko Kitagawa-san is...
I think it's Kono-san.
Kono-san, who can be a former Fuji TV announcer.
And second place is... Ta-da! Amami Yuuki-san!
Oh, that's not about Hirako.
Hirako?
Hirako Yuuki.
No, I'm saying "Amami".
I'm not talking about Calpy.
And first place is... Sasaki Nanyanin-san!
Oh, this is...
Do you know who it is, everyone?
Sasaki Kazuhiro?
I can't think of anyone.
Do you know?
Sasaki... Kumi-san.
No way!
That's correct!
I think she's the woman who can do it the best.
You and Keiko Kitagawa-kun are competing against each other?
That's right. There's no way.
It's true.
It's not a joke.
It's true.
If you start doing things like that, you'll end up like Imori-san.
In order to aim for an adult woman who can laugh like that...
Kanemura's special training is...
"A woman who can do it is able to do it with words" project.
There are many actresses who leave something like fighting games.
For example, cool women like Keiko Kitagawa and Meigi Amami who I mentioned earlier.
Keiko Kitagawa said "I don't need anything at all".
Isn't it a "gifted taxi"?
Askarne's production is...
It's like "odakyu"
It's not a film location in Finland.
It's true that it doesn't come out in Finland.
It's like being thrown away in Kawasaki or something like that.
It's like "I don't need anything at all".
How about you, Mimu-chan?
"I don't need the past".
That's correct!
You got it right!
What's that? It's so cool!
And Yuki Amanami's quote...
"At the end of the day, you should know that you won".
I really respect her for leaving such a quote.
I'd like you all to think about it again.
First place, Kumi Sasaki's quote.
As expected of first place. You have one, too, captain.
Maybe the members know it.
Try it with all your might. What will you get?
It's like what Ikisei said during rehearsal for "Zep" tour.
That quote?
Do you know what it is?
"I'll break your emotions".
Can I say something?
I've seen it on the Internet, too.
What?
Are you kidding me?
It's not like that.
Please listen to me. I didn't say I made it.
Who said it?
I don't know.
It's true, but I've seen other idol groups' seniors say it in a documentary.
No way!
It's close!
Other groups?
I've seen other groups' seniors say it in a documentary.
Try it if you don't know!
It's going to be expensive!
I've seen it before.
When I first heard that word, I thought, "Oh, this is what Kumi was born with."
I thought it was really amazing.
I wonder if it's like that at first.
If it's the same, it's like that if you get it right.
That's right.
But when I was planning this, I looked it up a little.
Mr. Hyde, a famous senior artist.
Mr. Hyde?
Mr. Hyde said it.
It said "Mr. Hyde."
I see.
I looked it up on the Internet and it seems like there's a theory behind it.
I'll leave it up to you all to believe what theory it is.
And the next step is...
"Dekiru Onna Shashinkan"!
"Dekiru Onna" is a project where no matter what pose or picture you take,
I think it'll leave you with a cool miracle.
So, we're planning to take cool pictures.
After this, one of "Dekiru Onna" girls will receive a miracle and the members will receive a huge reward!
There's a sample video of "Dekiru Onna" photos.
If you'd like, please watch it.
Oh, she's a nerd.
She's cool.
She's good at it.
You're good at it, captain.
She's desperate.
Yes, that's how it is.
Do you have any bad intentions?
I don't have any bad intentions.
She's a professional.
She did it professionally.
Did you make up the story and the face at that moment?
It was really sunny and dazzling at that moment.
So I took it while thinking it was dazzling.
I didn't expect it.
But I think it's important not to think of the camera as a camera.
I see.
What do you think of it?
If it's a friend, I think of it as a friend.
Do you make that face to your friends, captain?
If you do, your friends will say, "What are you doing?"
What are you doing for me?
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