AISubs v3.5
Last time, a unified match was started to unify the show's favorites!
With an overwhelming difference of 14 to 3, both teams started their hot fight!
I'm going to win.
However!
Please!
With a sudden self-destruct caused by an old man and an old woman duo, Team Hinamashou is forced to stand at the edge of a cliff!
Will the show's favorites be decided by Hinamashou's victory?
Team Hinamashou
See you in Yanataka!
Team Hinamashou
With a huge advantage of a dodgeball match, Team Hinamashou is still in the lead!
They want to move on to the next match, but...
If we do it now, it'll shorten the length of the show.
Team Hinamashou
But if we don't do it again...
Team Hinamashou
Let's ask for a favor, as a team.
Team Hinamashou
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Please!
Team Hinamashou, please talk to each other. What will you do?
Team Hinamashou
One, two...
Team Hinamashou
That's good!
Team Hinamashou
I know what we should do!
And so, the second match of the dodgeball match is set!
Let's start with the jump ball!
Here I go!
Ready, start!
Yes!
Team Hinamashou
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What?
OK. OK.
If you kiss, it's out, right?
Yes, if you don't kiss.
For now, it's better to hit someone who seems to be hit.
Yes, it's better to reduce it.
Let's do it to Mibu-chan.
She was hit by that eye just now.
You hit someone, right?
Yes, I hit someone.
Yes, if you don't kiss, it's out, right?
That was close.
I thought it was "Girigiri Wanwan".
Girigiri Wanwan
All right!
Mimi-chan!
You did it earlier!
Mimi-chan!
Opponent's ball!
It's coming out.
What are you doing?
It's definitely coming out now.
I was watching it, too.
What are you doing?
It came out like this, so it's an opponent's ball.
What are you doing?
No! I'm scared!
Miho, I'm scared!
Oh!
Oh! You're good! You're good!
No! No! Damn it!
Oh! You're fast!
Fast! Fast!
Fast! Fast! Fast!
Fast! Fast! Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
OUT!
Out.
Damn it!
I was too relaxed. No, I may have been too relaxed.
Kasuga put too much pressure on me and I couldn't meet him.
And Team Hinamashou is in a big pinch!
This is the last match!
I'm scared!
Wow, this is already...
Wow, special image!
Dodge it! That's it! That's it! That's good!
She did it!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
Good!
Nice!
Good! Keep it up! Keep it up!
Catch it! Catch it! That's it!
Good! Good!
Good! Go slowly! That's it!
Yes! Now, lower it! Lower it!
Lower it!
Good!
Out of the ring!
This is a provoking action.
Please start the match.
I'm really scared.
What's going on?
You can't use your side!
Out!
If you hit it from here, even if you miss it, the captain will catch it for you.
Don't worry!
Hit it from here!
Good! Good! Captain!
Captain is strong!
The number of people has decreased considerably!
Good! Good! You didn't lose it to Gaia!
Good!
I heard you saying "let's go!"
Captain, dodge it!
There's someone!
If you hit it, you're out!
Oh, you ran away!
Team Hidai wins!
They were really strong.
Team Hidai won by a draw.
Team Hidai lost by a draw.
As a result, Hidai's lead is widened, and the next match is...
Remembering the answer of the quiz you said you like the most, "common sense quiz match"!
Good, good, good, good, good!
As its name suggests, "common sense quiz match"!
You can choose questions from 8 different genres.
Each question is divided into "fast forward" and "writing" questions.
And the correct answer will be multiplied by 10 points.
That's right!
That's pretty amazing!
Even if we answer correctly, we'll only get 30 points.
That's the maximum, right?
That's right.
Wait, isn't the rule weird?
Then we'll minus the incorrect answer multiplied by 10 points.
That won't be minused, right?
We'll also minus the incorrect answer.
The maximum is minus 30 points, but if all of them are incorrect...
That's true!
We'll also minus 10 points.
That's true!
Katsuga-san, you're so smart!
Are you making fun of me?!
Answer me again!
I was about to answer.
You're lying!
Let's see what genres there are.
Wait, wait, wait!
"Common sense quiz match"!
That's good, it's from the 90's!
Is there anything you're good at?
I'm only good at "todofuken".
Wow!
I don't think "common sense quiz match" will win.
If it's about which prefecture it's from, it'll definitely win.
Oh, really?
Watanabe, you were really active in other programs, right?
Please stop it, really.
Why do you say "please stop it"?
I couldn't sleep for two weeks.
Did "todofuken" come up in other quiz programs?
Only one form of "todofuken" came up.
They told me to answer "todofuken".
They told me to use hints.
But I said "it's definitely Kagoshima".
I was so confident and said "Kagoshima!"
But it was Nagasaki.
You should apologize to the program.
I'm really sorry.
She has deeply reflected on herself.
We hope you'll give her your support.
Now, "common sense quiz" begins!
Let's choose a genre from Team Hinawa.
Which one will you choose?
I'll go with "todofuken".
You'll go with "todofuken"?
All right. "todofuken" will be a match.
First, "common sense quiz".
Are you ready?
I'm good at "fish hotpot", so I'll go first.
How many "todofuken" are there in total in Japan?
Team Hinawa!
I pressed it!
It's "common sense".
I pressed it!
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
You've seen it on TV, haven't you?
The one who pressed it first should answer.
You didn't press it, did you?
Don't you have a TV at home?
Suchi, you pressed it, didn't you? Yes, I did.
Then, please answer it.
Forty-seven.
Yeah!
That's correct. Let's move on.
General knowledge.
Here we go.
The sun sets in the north-southwest.
Oh, Hinai team.
The west.
That's correct.
I'm frustrated.
It's a good game. Then, please decide the genre.
Shonen Jump.
Ribu is good at it.
Shonen Jump is not easy.
It's a writing test.
Everyone, please get ready for the flip.
Here we go.
The character on the face of a minced meat man is "meat".
But, what is the character on the forehead of a ramen man?
I did it.
I don't know the kanji.
I'm sure it's this one.
Then, let's see the flip.
Ta-da!
How is it?
Kawaii-san, please show us.
There is an egg.
There is an egg on the forehead of a ramen man.
There are many Chinese dishes, though.
Mine is noodles, but I don't know the kanji.
It's not noodles.
What is it, Chihara?
Chihara-san, please show us.
They are running.
Please announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
Chinese!
This is...
Surprisingly, the correct answer of Hinai team is much higher than the incorrect answer of Kawaii team.
They gained 70 points in total.
Now, it's 80 to 20.
It's boring if it's only one team.
Hinai team.
Let's go with "mysterious".
I'm not good at this.
It's a quick-fire question.
I think we can win this one.
Here we go.
What is the animal that always coughs?
Stag beetle.
Mysterious.
Fox.
Great job, Yamata-san!
Why fox?
The color is dark, isn't it?
I see. Great!
The faster answer is -10 points.
What? Really?
So, only the wrong answer will be deducted?
That's right. -10 points.
Let's choose a genre.
Ready, set...
90's!
It's a battle in the 90's.
Yes, in the 90's...
It's "faster answer"!
Here is the question.
In 1991, it opened in Minato-ku, Tokyo.
It was a woman in a one-piece bodycon.
It's "Juliana Tokyo".
"Juliana Tokyo" is a song of an old man and a woman.
It's "Yuri"
It's nostalgic.
You are in your forties, so you are "Yuri".
Because there are two of you.
Next genre is "Shonen Jump"
"Shonen Jump" Sasami, please.
"Secret Blade"'s protagonist, Kamado Tanjiro, joins.
He is also called "onigari"
Kisatsutai
Great!
- We did it! - We were fast!
Someone from this team said "I know who it is", though.
- Oh! - I knew it every day!
- Was it a little far away? - Yes, it was far away.
- All right! - All right!
- All right! Because we have a lot of silver! - That's what we have!
- That's what we have!
Team "Hirama Show", which is in second place, will continue to choose sports!
- Question... - What is this?
- First row. - Thank you very much!
Here we go!
From Toyama Prefecture,
as Japanese people in June of last year,
for the first time in the NBA draft,
- first... - That's lame!
- First... - "First row"?
- First... - Didn't you say it earlier?
I keep forgetting it!
First row!
Write in kanji the name of the basketball player who was called in ninth place!
- Write in kanji! - Yes!
- All right! Let's go for 30 points! - We can do it!
- We can do it!
- We can definitely do it! - We can do it!
All right!
Clip, open!
- It's not kanji! - Is it kanji?
All right! Let's check it out!
Nibuchan!
What kind of player is he?
- Kefumi-san... - Kefumi-san!
Kefumi-san is this way!
She's right-handed!
Huh? Wait a minute!
Gattos and Saito Kyoko, which of you is not cheating?
- What?! I really haven't seen it! - I really haven't seen it!
Instead, you guys are together now, so I want points!
There's no such point!
What's "one-payer" anyway?
And Ms. Kasuga...
What is it?
What does "Louis" mean?
It's true!
What do you call it? "Hachimura"
Louis
That's terrible!
It's a mistake you can't forgive unless you're an idol!
And so, the correct answer is "Hachimura Louis"!
What are the scores of both teams?
Team Hinawasho has -10!
Team Hinawai has -90!
This is bad!
And so, Team Hinawasho, who are currently in first place...
has a huge turnabout!
And so, Team Hinawasho, who are currently in first place...
has a huge turnabout!
Audrey Kasuga's father's name is...
What?!
I know! I know!
Is it "this ga"?
Wait...
"This ga"?
"Shize"!
Wow!
How did you know without showing your face?!
How did you know?!
Kono Matsuda is too little toothed!
However, Team Hinawasho is also in first place!
And with a 50-point lead, it's finally time for the final question!
The genre is...
One, two...
"Todofuken"!
The question is...
Sasami-san...
"Kaki-mondai"!
It is "kaki-mondai"!
What is this silhouette of "todofuken"?!
Revenge, right?
Wow!
This is hard!
I'm scared! I don't want to get hurt anymore!
Is it from the middle to the east or west?
Which is it?
West or Japan?
I thought it was from the east.
I know! I know!
It's this silhouette!
Okay, it's time!
Okay, everyone, flip open!
Okay, okay, okay.
Here it is!
If you get it wrong, you're in trouble!
That's how it is.
Matsuda-san, is "chiba-ken" from west or Japan?
Matsuda-san, if you get it wrong, you're in trouble!
There are a lot of members who said "miyazaki" overwhelmingly, but...
The correct answer is...
Miyazaki-ken!
Everyone got it right!
Miyazaki-ken's location was good, too.
If you get it wrong, you're in trouble!
Miyazaki-ken, if you get it wrong, you're in trouble!
With all the points from the quiz battle,
Team Hinamashou is finally in the lead!
The final battle is about to begin!
"Still Walking" horse racing time-lapse!
Let's do it!
As a way of horse racing, each team is connected in a vertical line...
and goes around the course created in the studio.
We'll go around.
We'll go around, yes.
Each team will do it one at a time...
and the winner will be decided by the time they reach the goal.
However, obstacles are scattered throughout the course.
The winning team will receive...
100 points!
100 points?!
That's weird!
What's going on?!
Well, well, well...
Yes, that's what happened.
Don't say it!
Which team has an advantage?
No doubt about it, it's this team.
It's us, right?
That's why this team has an advantage.
Team Hinamashou...
will go around.
Go around?!
Wait a minute!
Why are we going around all of a sudden?!
We simulated it!
Don't say it so loud!
Here is the course...
that the program staff simulated in advance!
This time, we have a multi-flick zone...
a compression mat zone...
and a limbo zone...
and three obstacles.
By the way, if you drop the limbo bar...
you will be penalized for 10 seconds.
Kasuga-san, are you okay? Can you do it?
I can do it.
There's a possibility that your back of your head...
might hit the scissors.
It smells like soy sauce, so I'll get closer.
What?!
Does it smell like soy sauce?
Kato-shi just said it, didn't he?
Her head is soy sauce.
She said she shampooed her head with soy sauce.
Finally, this is the final battle!
The winner will be rewarded with love!
What will be the result?!
First of all, Team Hinai, who is losing to Genta!
Well then...
Watanabe-san, please tell us...
how you feel about this battle.
We will win for sure!
I can't see some of you.
Let's go!
Ready, start!
One, two, three!
That's fast!
One, two, three!
Here is good!
But we have to do sprint again!
One, two!
One, two, three!
Here is good!
One, two, three!
Is that a limbo?
That can't be a limbo!
The demon's straight!
The last 4 seconds!
The last!
Until Katoshi enters!
Goal!
They scored a goal!
The current record is 1 minute and 51 seconds!
Shingi! Shingi!
Something is wrong with you!
Shingi! Shingi!
Something is wrong with you!
Come over here and let me talk to you.
I'm sure some of you were hiding in a limbo like this.
Hiding in a limbo? You said limbo, didn't you?
I didn't say it in the rules.
I'm sure some of you were hiding in a limbo like this.
I didn't say it in the rules.
Wait a minute! We're not connected!
In the end, Team Hinamashou's attack was not recognized.
Team Hinamashou's current record is 1 minute and 51 seconds!
This battle has finally come to an end!
Next up is Team Hinamashou!
Can they surpass Team Hinamashou?
The three of them have been battling against each other.
If it works out like this, they'll win and make this show into Hinamashou!
Yes! It's decided!
It's two weeks. This will decide it!
Team Hinamashou's challenge, ready!
Start!
One, two!
Right, left, right, left?
What is that?
Right, left, right, left?
Let's go.
Ah!
Let's go.
Ah!
To the right.
Hurry up.
Wait.
Right.
To the right.
Hurry up.
To the right. To the left. To the right. To the left.
To the left! Ouch!
You can't expect doing it by yourself!
Brace yourself!
She saw it.
To the right.
One more lap!
To the right.
You can win!
You can still win!
To the right!
You have 48 seconds now.
Go this pace and you win.
Right?
No, no, no.
Right, left, right.
No, no, no.
Don't stop.
Right.
Don't stop.
Right.
Ah!
Wait, wait, wait.
Right?
Not yet.
Go, go, go.
There's still time.
Go, go, go.
Go!
Not yet.
Go back.
Hurry up.
Go!
Even though they lost,
the old men and women's team ran for two laps.
What is the time?
The time of Hina Team is...
3 minutes and 14 seconds!
So, Hina Team won!
No way!
Boko Bus said it's 48 seconds away.
If you didn't say it, we couldn't watch it.
We could only see Kasuga.
Straight picture.
It's big. We couldn't watch it.
I'm sorry.
Crazy and crazy.
Business rival relationship.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and Hina Team.
I'm Hina Ushio.
Next time...
The secrets they've been hiding for a year...
Two of them are in!
What will they say?