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Let's meet at Hinatazaka
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
"Let's meet at Hinatazaka" has just started.
Kasuga has an accident.
It's different from usual.
Please announce the project title.
Hinai VS Hinamashou
Let's wear black and white.
Hinamashou VS Hinamashou
It's almost one year since the show's renewal.
It's been six months since "Hinamashou".
We don't know anything about "Hinamashou".
Not only the audience, but also the members and staff are confused.
Tonight, they will finally answer the compatibility problem.
Satomi, why are you the host of "Hinamashou"?
Actually, I don't care.
I wrote it in the questionnaire and became the host.
I don't care, either.
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors.
Hinamashou VS Hinamashou
Let's get started!
Team Hinai, come on out!
Here comes Team Hinai.
These are the members who support Hinai.
Isn't that a lot of people?
Wow, more than half.
Isn't that almost everyone?
What are you holding?
Isn't that almost everyone?
One, two...
Hinai!
Wow, they're so strong!
They're all fired up.
Next up is Team Hinai in the building!
Who else is left?
Huh?
That's kind of cool!
They're in their Friday style.
One, two...
Hinama Show!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
What's wrong?
Did you three get your weekly magazine taken away?
Please be careful!
That's not the case.
I thought it would be a match like this because it was broken,
but since there are more people who support Hinai,
can we go with Hinai?
That's no good!
I don't think it's a good idea for us to listen to negative opinions.
That's right!
Please tell us what you have to say.
Captain of Hinai, Kamimura!
You're the captain, right?
Please tell us what you have to say!
Please!
Hinai Show won't tell you anything!
Everything but Hinai is illegal!
So you won't admit it, except for Hinai?
Whether my feelings are conveyed or not is up to my heart!
Hey, and Matsuda Komoka!
Don't decide to make Hinai do whatever you like in the showroom!
This show is decided by this show!
Alright, alright, alright!
That's a good one!
Hey, we won after all!
It's the result of Ohitama's public opinion survey!
Ohitama says it like that!
Then it's decided! If Ohitama says it like that!
No, no, no!
Hey! Matsuda Komoka!
Matsuda Komoka!
We swear to this pink vest!
Let's go!
Let's win!
Alright, alright!
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Is it because you thought about it?
Either one of you can say you're Kasuga fans, right?
No, we're not!
Now that everyone is here, let's start the match!
Is it okay for me to move like this?
Pair Gesture Quiz!
Yes, yes, yes!
Finally, we have something like this!
Two of you will make a gesture and the rest of you will answer.
The rest of you?
Yes!
Two of you will make a gesture and the rest of you will answer.
Isn't it weird?
No, it's weird!
Let me be the only one who answers!
Well, well, well...
It's not "well, well", it's "don't make me say it, don't make me say it"!
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Is it okay for me to be the only one?
No, let me be the only one!
But...
Are you happy to win?
No, that's my line!
Are you happy to win with so many people?
Manabi, what you're saying is weird!
Okay, Kasuga-san!
Then, we'll make the inside team be the only one!
What?!
All of you can do it!
Is it okay?
It's okay!
Now that we've decided on the rules, let's call out the challengers!
Who would you like to make a gesture?
What about me?
Kato!
Oh, Kato-shi!
Why is that?
I tend to make unique gestures, so I think I tend to interpret things in my own way.
Who would you like to make a gesture for?
Is there someone who's bad at communicating?
But, Kasuga-san, you can make a gesture for someone you like!
Huh?!
That's right!
Like this!
That's weird!
Why are you fighting?!
What is this?!
What are you doing?!
Why are you stabbing someone you like?!
I can't answer!
I was going to go with that direction!
Uncle's confession...
Don't say it!
It's fine, right, uncle?
It's fine, it's fine!
It's fine, right, uncle?
Okay, I'll do my best!
The city team is...
What should we do?
Uncle...
Uncle!
Who's the uncle?!
Then, captain, what should we do?
It's all uncle's fault!
Excuse me!
Uncle and...
One more person!
One, two... Uncle!
If you say uncle, it's going to be like this!
M3 and X3 are like that!
As a little punishment, first, the city team will challenge!
Kato and Nibu will challenge in pairs!
Then, the city team will challenge!
Time limit is one minute! Ready...
Start!
Kureboko-san!
Too bad!
Why?!
Too bad!
Correct!
Well, it took me quite some time.
Who said that?!
What is it?!
This is difficult!
What is it?!
This movement!
Kotobura-san!
It took me quite some time!
Who said that?!
Matsuda-kun said it!
The correct answer is...two!
If it's three questions, you can do it, right?
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult!
Which one was difficult for you?
I couldn't concentrate because of the smell.
R2-D2 and C-3PO.
R2-D2 and C-3PO couldn't concentrate because of the smell.
This is a crazy question.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
We've twisted about three questions.
If you get three questions right, you'll be the winner of Hinamashou-team.
However, they have one concern.
They're quite old-fashioned.
They're in their 40s.
Don't compare me with someone who's 44 years old.
You're 41 years old!
When were you three years old?
Please be careful not to get injured.
Don't get injured here!
Get ready!
Start!
No!
Dinosaur! Dinosaur!
Which dinosaur and which dinosaur?
VS Pteranodon and Spinosaurus?
Pteranosaurus? Tyrannosaurus?
Pervert!
Pervert and Spinosaurus?
Pervert!
Pervert vs Spinosaurus?
So close!
Pervert vs Dinosaur?
Pervert!
Say it like a dinosaur!
Pervertaurus!
So close!
Pass!
Next question!
Ah!
So close!
Almost correct though.
Pteranodon vs Pervertaurus.
Pervertaurus!
I was shocked when you said Pervertaurus.
Pervert! Pervert!
It's a fact.
It's not a fact.
It can't be helped.
You didn't know the first one, Tomita?
I didn't know the first one at all.
Can we see it again?
Didn't you watch it on YouTube?
Ready, go!
Ah!
Audrey broke a chair that never breaks.
Wow!
You're absolutely right!
Wow! Really?
You're absolutely right!
It's just like the title.
So, Hinai team won this game!
They got 10 points!
This game is called "Adult's sexiness battle"
What kind of game is this?
Hinai team and Hinama team, which team will win this game?
This game is called "Adult's sexiness battle"
Judging will be done by a neutral young commissioner.
The winning team will get...
The winning team will get 10 points!
Please be careful, uncle and aunt.
We don't allow broadcasting.
The winning team is...
What's going on?
I knew it!
Answer me!
Do you have a strategy?
Yes, we do.
What kind of strategy is it?
This time, we'll use three different types of sexiness.
Sounds good!
That sounds good!
Let's start the Hinai team's challenge.
Ready, start!
Heart!
Hina... Ai...
That's good!
Hinai
She said "hinai"
Good, good
Wow, that's wonderful
How about that?
Yes, yes
Stand up and come over here
Wow, that was wonderful
You really did your best
I did it in a normal way
I see
I think I was able to do it like a first try
Yes, you were like a teenager
And you did "sushi" in a different angle than usual
This time, I tried to do it like an adult and sexy woman
Sexy woman
That's difficult
Because you can do this and that
Kyoko Saito was quite an adult
I did it "the sexy"
Yes, you did
It was "sexy"
It was like "harsh"
And "hinamashou" team, do you want to do it now?
Yes, we do
"Hinai" team has decided a difficult challenge
Can "hinamashou" team overcome it?
Do you have a strategy?
Look at me
I'll win with my potential
You already have it
Are you two okay?
Yes, we are
Yes
We just have to release it
Our power gauge is getting fuller and fuller
They are already full of "sexy"
Will they be able to do it?
"Hinamashou" team's challenge now
Start!
Hinamashou
"Hi" "na" "mashou"
What's up with "zenra" ?
Is there a story behind it ?
Hinamashou
Thank you very much ! You must be tired !
I'm not tired !
What's up with you ? Let's go !
Tomita san, what was that ?
I was cornered and...
What's up with "katakoto" ?
I was cornered and I had no choice but to say "Hinamashou"
By the way, where is that place ?
Kasai Rinkai Park
Kasai Rinkai Park has no dead end ! It's endless !
So, Captain, what did you say ?
Didn't you know it ?
I was holding my body and it was "zenra"
I'll leave it to the management, but...
No, it's not !
It means "hi" or "na" or "mashou" to the person who came back.
I see !
Now, Kasuga-san of "tori" !
When we say "sexy", we think of "amg" customers.
It brings back memories !
"sasuri of joy" came out, didn't it ?
It brings back memories !
"sasou" means "sexy", doesn't it ?
It brings back memories, doesn't it ?
Yes, yes, yes !
If we talk about it any more, we'll be picked up, so let's go to the judgment !
Then, Commissioner Wakabayashi-san, please judge !
The judgment is...
Draw !
We won !
We almost won !
We almost won the draw.
Good, good, good.
There is an excuse.
Why did you draw ?
Why ?
Because of your bad attitude.
That's right.
Not only their charm, but also their story is worthy of evaluation.
With Commissioner's unique scoring,
Hinamashou's team is barely safe.
At the moment, Hinamashou's team is leading by 10-0.
Next is...
Fireball Time
Dodge and Rush
Good, good, good.
Let's do it.
It's a serious dodgeball match between three players against fourteen players.
The number of outfielders is up to each team.
However, you can't go back from outfield to infield.
You have five minutes to play.
In the end, the team with more outfielders remaining is...
Ten points.
Sasami Shikai-mori is following the board.
She is like a kid's show hostess.
"Ten points" or something like that.
Shall we start ?
Yes.
By the way, Hinamashou's team has only three players, but...
Today, I feel like I'm in a paradise.
"Paradise" ?
Yes.
Where is it ?
Because of Tomita's backache, she decided to rent Mirei's middle position.
No, I feel like I'm in a paradise.
Even if it's free, it's disadvantageous.
In addition, Hinamashou's team is determined to win the match.
Let's do it.
Pass it to me.
The match starts now.
Ready, start.
You did it.
You did it, captain.
Which one should I use?
It's easier to hit with this one.
I'm counting on you.
You missed it!
You can do it until morning.
It's so much fun.
The referee.
Referee, please throw it.
You missed it!
You just hit it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
But...
Captain!
What was that?
Out!
Someone hit it.
Jinano, out!
Wait!
Let's clean up a little.
Wait!
Dive! Dive!
Something scary just happened.
T.M.O.
Captain!
T.M.O. for viewers.
You missed it!
Hina's mistake or Mirei's ball hit Kamimura's foot!
But...
You just hit it!
Wait a minute!
You just hit it!
Wait a minute!
You just hit it!
In the meantime, Kumi, who went to play basketball, made a mistake.
First of all, the captain is out.
Hina is out, too.
If Kasuga is out, Hina is out of the team.
You're lying!
You're fast!
I'm fast!
Will Hina, who is absolutely out, turn over a new leaf?
Dodgeball match!
Will Hina, who is absolutely out, turn over a new leaf?
The match resumes!
Kasuga!
Go for it!
Kasuga!
Go for it!
Wanda! Wanda! Wanda! Wanda!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Say hello to the ball!
Welcome back!
Taizo!
Wait a minute!
A kiss for the ball is not allowed.
It's not allowed?
Not allowed.
Not allowed?
Kasuga-san!
Pass me the ball!
It's not fair!
That's not dodgeball!
Pass me the ball!
Kasuga-san! Don't do that!
That's not dodgeball!
I won't give you the ball!
That's fine!
Here you are!
Wait a minute!
Time's up!
Wait a minute!
Don't hit me!
It was an easy defeat for Team Hinama Show.
But after this, there will be an amazing secret!
♪ What kind of dream is it that you have? ♩
♪ Without saying anything, ♩
♪ whatever the direction it is, ♩
♪ with all your strength, ♩
♪ you are running off with it ♩
♪ Song of youth ♩
♪ How should I measure my own power? ♩
♪ Comparing it with someone else, it's hard to understand, right? ♩
♪ To what extent can I go? ♩
♪ Rather than promising itself ♩
♪ I have a possibility that I've never thought about ♩
♪ and I want to try it ♩
♪ I don't mind if I'm said and laughed at ♩
♪ I want to keep running until I can stand up ♩
♪ I will live as I am ♩
♪ You never give up ♩
♪ Whatever happens ♩
♪ If you stop now, it will end there ♩
♪ You can no longer start running ♩
♪ Whether your dream comes true or not ♩
♪ doesn't matter, as long as you keep going ♩
♪ Right now, without thinking about anything ♩
♪ run towards ♩
♪ you ♩
♪ Song of youth ♩
♪ How should I measure my own power? ♩
♪ Is it living or not? ♩
♪ To what extent can I go? ♩
♪ Let's continue running ♩
♪ Never give up ♩
♪ The easy way has no meaning ♩
And now, the counterattack of the Sun and Moon show team begins!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the sponsors of this program.
- That's my uncle and aunt for you! - You're right!
Where is this silhouette going to lead us to?
Next time on "Hinai vs. Hinama Show",
it's a one-on-one love match!
Who will win and shine in the show's love match?!
Hinai vs. Hinama Show