AISubs v3.5
I'm not supposed to say it like this, right?
The number of classes that the members are interested in and want them to be interested in has revived!
Last time, Kato-sensei and Kosaka-sensei showed off their passionate classes!
And this time, it's the second half! What kind of classes are waiting for us?!
The third dimension teacher is...
I'm Takase Mana. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
So, Mana-hin-sensei, what's the theme of the class?
The theme of the class is...
Ta-dah!
This is "Sanrio Puroland" world!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and our sponsors.
I don't know much about it.
I'm happy.
First of all, what is "Sanrio Puroland"?
It is an indoor theme park that opened in 1990.
Currently, there are many visitors from abroad.
In 2018, 2.19 million people visited Sanrio Puroland.
Have you been there?
Sanrio Puroland...
Have you been there?
No, we haven't.
We have been there six times.
I haven't been there.
Maybe you haven't been there.
Maybe I haven't been there.
This time, even for old men who are not interested in Sanrio Puroland...
I haven't been there.
We will introduce recommended spots for you to visit tomorrow.
Sounds good.
By the way, Ms. Takase will introduce three spots for old men who want to visit Sanrio Puroland from tomorrow.
Before we start, I would like you to wear a hat.
Me?
I can't help it.
There are a lot of things in it.
So, let's choose one and...
I brought it for you.
Please turn it.
Thank you very much.
One is not enough.
I want one, too.
Ms. Manoin, do you have any recommendations for old men?
There is "Pompompurin".
"Pompompurin", right?
Yes.
It went this way.
As you may have noticed, if you press here, your ears will go up.
That's great.
In this class, we will give you various quizzes.
If you know the correct answer, please use your ears.
Use your ears?
Yes!
I'm an official pervert!
Since Kasuga-san's condition is getting strange, the class will proceed ahead of schedule.
The third place is...
Ta-da! It's "Yakata-no-restaurant"
Have you been there before?
Yes, I have.
It's you two over there.
It's me and you two.
Did you have fun?
We ate a lot.
That's good.
It's kind of far away.
It's kind of light.
I'll introduce you from now on.
Even in Higashimura where we don't speak out loud like this, it's a fun place that makes you excited.
I see.
You're curious about it, right?
What can we eat?
I'll introduce you from now on.
Don't give me that!
There's a flow.
Why do you give me that?
There's a flow.
It's like I'm taking it out of you.
Wakabayashi-san is excited.
I'm too excited.
No, you're not.
I want you to come quickly.
Is it okay for you to come early?
That's what I thought.
This time, we've prepared a complete tie-up introduction of this place.
Please take a look at it.
By the way, I'd like to read the narration here.
I did it in Miyazaki.
Ms. Shigaya did it, too.
I've always wanted to do it.
That's good.
Then, the VTR starts.
That's good.
As expected of Ms. Kasuga.
That's good.
The restaurant on the fourth floor of Pureland has just opened in April of last year.
It's freshly made.
I'm narrating, so don't talk to me.
Roast chicken, tongue stew, and other luxurious and hard dishes are definitely fun for old men and women.
I'm explaining it now.
Please listen to me.
School revolution is easy to say.
And the best thing is...
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Normally you have to look for a character in the park, but...
What a surprise! A character came to meet you at the table!
If you're lucky, you might even meet Pon Pon Pudding!
Now you want to go, don't you?
By the way, you can meet up with six characters...
No, I don't!
You're going to do it with your own SE, right?
I think you're going to do it with editing.
Ta-da! You can meet these girls!
They're so cute!
Do you walk normally?
Yes, when I have time on a regular basis...
"On a regular basis"? Don't say such a lonely thing!
You're having fun walking, aren't you, Enna?
Do you know which one of these is...
Yes!
Oh, Ms. Iwashiro!
You like them, don't you?
Which one of these is...
The one on the far left, below, in pink.
By the way, when you raise your hand, don't raise it like this...
Oh, I made a mistake!
You're really excited, aren't you?
Oh, you like them, don't you?
Yes, I do!
I know "mynerogy", too.
Mr. Wakabayashi, do you know any of them?
The one in the middle of the bottom is "the mountian".
"the mountian" doesn't mean "territory", does it?
You know it, but you don't know it.
It's "territory" from the top.
But you're a "territory" old man.
You're treating me as "territory" from the bottom, aren't you?
The way you treat me.
Think you're cute in such a place.
You're "territory".
Why are you rolling it with your palm?
I know it! I know it!
The one in the middle is "pom-pom-purin".
Oh, you know "territory"!
I know it! I've been there!
I'd like you to guess this one.
It's "haro shouronpou", isn't it?
The shape of the face looks like it's tied up.
Mr. Kamimura, may I guess it?
Yes.
"dear daniel".
Oh, you know "territory"!
It's very popular.
Mr. Kamimura, you know it!
Who is "dear daniel"?
It's Hello Kitty's childhood friend and boyfriend.
The rest...
You know it, don't you?
Many people know it.
Let's say it together.
One, two...
"cinnamon roll"!
That's right!
But...
"cinnamon roll".
"dear daniel".
What's wrong with you?
Some people say "dear daniel" for real!
I've never seen anyone say "dear daniel" other than in manga.
"dear daniel".
There's one suspicious person.
Is it me?
"cinnamon roll".
Oh, that's a shame.
Isn't it?
"cinnamon roll".
That's correct!
Yes, it is.
The tail looks like a "cinnamon roll".
So, it's "cinnamon roll".
You can meet six characters in a restaurant in a mansion.
Professor Takase says that "daniel" and "kitty" between lovers are like "saito" and "higashimura" for members.
And...
For example, "pomu pomu purin".
"pomu pomu purin".
She can get along with anyone.
Well, I guess she's a youngster.
Are you messing with me?
"pomu pomu purin".
A youngster can get along with anyone.
She's getting stronger since 2020.
That's right.
By the way, I don't like her words.
She's like a youngster.
She often says at school that she's like a youngster at home.
I've never said it.
What do you think is "pomu pomu purin"'s dream in the future?
What?
It's getting bigger and bigger.
She's like a youngster.
I've never said it.
I'll make "pomu pomu purin" big.
"pomu pomu purin" still has many mysteries.
Let's pay attention to it.
Ta-dah!
It's Budetama Land.
We have prepared a VTR of what kind of place this is.
However, we'd like one of you to read the narration for us.
Who should we do it for?
Mr. Kawada.
Shall we start?
Let's start the VTR.
Budetama Land is a spot overlooking Budetama Bay on the first floor of Cool Land.
Here, you can roll a ball and eat it with mayonnaise.
"budet ball" and "budet content" which you break an egg and put it in a Chinese pot at the right timing are very popular.
Furthermore, the whole land becomes a hotspot and you can take as many pictures as you like.
It's exactly the same.
Hey, there's a lawyer in the middle.
It's no doubt that you'll like Budetama Land more than your house.
By the way, did you know about Budetama?
I've heard of Budetama.
I've seen it.
I don't know the details, though.
By the way...
Huh? You're ignoring me.
You've been ignoring me for quite a long time, haven't you?
I was quite surprised.
There's a step-by-step instruction.
You didn't ignore me at all.
That's why you have to turn it this way.
I was surprised just now.
Ms. Kasuga, as a deputy manager, please support the manager firmly.
Here's a quiz.
I'm not that motivated, but I have a habit of it.
Do you know what it is?
Ms. Kasuga seems to say it quite often.
What?
Ms. Tsu-chan, I don't want to go.
Oh...
She doesn't say it.
That's what she wants to earn money with Eclipse.
She hasn't said it once.
Yes.
Oh, Ms. Nibu.
Darling.
That's right.
Did you know, Ms. Nibu?
I love it.
Among you three, I like you the most.
That's popular these days.
Here it is.
Ta-dah!
It's Momotaro of "Kawaii Kabuki" and "Hello Kitty".
Kabuki!
I'd like someone to narrate it for me.
Mr. Niban.
Thank you.
All right.
VTR, start!
This is the only popular spot where you can enjoy a musical show collaborated by Kitty and Kabuki.
Wow!
It's so crowded with customers every day that it's a big...big...forest...
Big...forest?
Kitty's drama club is based on Momotaro.
Real...kamukita...is wearing...green...makeup...and eating...
What?
What should I do?
Tashiaki...
What is "tashiaki"?
It's "tashi" in Japanese.
Is Kengo Chido speaking?
I haven't read it at all, but...
Big...big...big...big...forest...forest...
It's like "tashiaki".
It's "tashiaki", "toshiaki", right?
Now, it's quiz time about cute kabuki!
Ta-dah!
I said it myself.
Hey, what are you doing?
It's not "I said it myself"!
By the way, the male demon who appeared in "Gekikkyuu" is actually played by an academic actor who is a little shy.
Now, who do you think it is?
Me!
Oh, Sasakuni-san!
Wakabayashi-san!
Hey, don't mess with me! I'll kick you away!
That's right. I belong to the villain club.
It's an academic club.
Tomita-san!
Endo Kenichi-san?
Oh, that's cool.
That's cool, isn't it?
The hint is "kabuki". Because it's cute kabuki.
Oh, Miho!
Nakamura Shidou-san!
Oh!
Nice to meet you!
Wow, that's amazing!
Can we hear your voice?
Since we're here...
Oh!
I won't let you!
I'm doing it now.
Everyone is scared of you.
I love this.
I get moved and cry every time I talk about it.
It's rare for you not to cry.
What do you know about me?
I don't know about you.
It's rare for you not to cry.
If you are old but interested in it, please visit Sanrio Puroland.
Next, Ms. Watanabe, please teach us.
What I'm going to teach you is...
The evolved world of ASMR.
What do you think of when you hear the word "ASMR"?
Mouth sounds...
And...
Ms. Kasuga, it looks like you have nose hair.
It can't be!
My nose hair?
It can't be.
Ms. Watanabe, please judge it.
I'm sorry!
I don't like it!
Why do you look like a string of beads?
Ms. Kasuga, this is an idol show, so please be careful of how you look like.
ASMR is...
A pleasant reaction that you feel by the stimulation of your hearing or vision.
It attracts attention as a sleep aid and stress relief method.
Do you listen to it before you go to bed?
Of course.
I listened to it last night, too.
Even on this show, Ms. Kasuga did ASMR before.
Do you remember that unpleasant ASMR?
That was the best.
I love it when Kasuga screams like an idol.
I'd like to show you the world of ASMR.
Please have a look at this.
There are many kinds of ASMR.
Are you interested in anything?
This is SKSK, which means "sksk".
It's SKSK-on.
What's SKSK-on?
SKSK means "very high speed".
SKSK means "very fast"?
It's really SKSK-on.
That's SKSK-on.
Are you interested in anything else?
What's "whisper voice"?
It means "I was young".
Is it on YouTube?
That's right. You whisper it to the microphone.
Would you like to hear it?
Anyway, let's experience the world of ASMR.
Here we go.
I'm happy.
Oh, my God!
I can hear you.
Oh, my God!
I can't believe it!
Oh, my God!
I'm happy.
Oh, my God!
I can't help but listen to it.
Oh, my God!
Oh, you're listening to this.
That's right.
What's this?
Are you looking for your favorite voice?
Well, that's right.
From women to men.
There are various voices.
Among them,
I'm looking for something that fits my ears.
In addition,
Ms. Watanabe seems to have a recommended ASMR.
I used this hair.
What?
Hair?
I recommend it.
What is it?
The sound of cutting hair with scissors is very comfortable.
Let's experience Ms. Watanabe's recommended ASMR.
Today, we have a special instructor with us.
Let me introduce you.
She is Ms. Love me do.
Hello, Ms. Watanabe.
It's been a while.
Surprisingly, you called me early.
Are you okay?
Ms. do, please come this way.
I'm not Ms. do.
You look like your mother.
I'd like to know.
Okay.
Here we go.
Can you hear me?
Here we go.
It's a hair cutting death badge.
What is it?
I think it's good.
Ms. love me do looks like Mr. Tanahashi.
I know what you mean.
Do you know what I mean?
It's like...
Yes, it is.
It's very comfortable when I put it in my mouth.
It's like a scissor.
Yes, it is.
Furthermore,
Ms. Watanabe wants to introduce ASMR,
which is an evolved version of role-playing.
Do you know what role-playing is?
No, I don't know.
I don't think you've heard of it.
To put it simply,
girls do "omamagoto" or something like that.
It's an evolved version of it.
Make-up, este, nail salon,
it makes me feel like I'm being played.
Last night,
I fell asleep while watching a video of a nail salon.
It really makes me feel like I'm being played.
So, there is a YouTuber of ASMR that I'm addicted to recently.
Today, I'd like to introduce her.
She is...
Ta-da!
It's "Oudou Iyashikei Lipstick Channel".
(Oudou Iyashikei Lipstick Channel)
It's for men.
If you're not good at it,
I'd like you to listen to it.
I see.
After this,
the evolved version of ASMR will make you scream!
By the way,
if you wear an eye mask for this ASMR,
it will double your effects.
To sharpen our senses,
we'll wear eye masks this time.
(Oudou Iyashikei Lipstick Channel)
What?
What is it?
(Oudou Iyashikei Lipstick Channel)
Eye mask!
I...
There is a ghost behind me.
(Oudou Iyashikei Lipstick Channel)
What is it?
You're being made up.
(Oudou Iyashikei Lipstick Channel)
Eye mask!
(Oudou Iyashikei Lipstick Channel)
Why did you take off your eye mask instead of your headphones?
You should have taken off your headphones!
Shhh!
Why?
Please take off your eye mask.
Yes, it's clean now.
How was it?
You healed me.
No way! Why?
Please introduce yourself.
How was it?
I don't like people who have the same way of life as me.
Especially, I don't like the way of talking.
But, when I talked with him, I could hear him coughing.
I didn't know what he was saying.
He said "silicon puff".
That's our teacher!
People who took off their eye mask didn't watch the video, did they?
Shall we watch the video?
I'd like to watch it.
I like people who have the same way of life as me.
Let's try it together!
What are you doing?
Silicon puff!
You're so cute.
Yes, I've become beautiful.
The way you say it is...
Beauty.
How was it?
It was as relaxing as I expected.
I'm glad.
I want to start my own lipstick channel.
You're a lipstick mania.
I'm sick of it.
The title of the novel I told you so much about...
I can't remember it at all...
I'm not really...
That kind of person.
I don't like you.
Even if you chase after me, who you want to be,
you slip through my arms and disappear somewhere you don't know.
Ideals are non-existent.
Aren't you one of them?
You're just a carrot that doesn't give up even though you're good at talking, aren't you?
I've been reincarnated again.
There's only one way out of that desire.
I feel like I've gotten better at giving up while I didn't know it.
I knew it would be like that when I became an adult.
There's only good things I don't remember.
It's all over my head.
The title of the novel I thought I liked best
didn't come out until now.
Maybe it's just that I don't like you.
Don't you like me?
I don't like you.
Kumi and Saito's laughable and tearful class will be released today!
Look forward to it!