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Leave it to me!
Now it's started! Let's meet with Hinata Zaka!
Today as well, we have a energetic Hinata Zaka member!
- Pompom pudding. - Pompom pudding.
Pompom pudding.
What are we doing today, Kazuya?
Do you remember we received a complaint before?
- A complaint? - Yes.
It was a complaint from Kyoko Saito in November of last year.
Everyone likes Pompom pudding and such, right?
If we were to do a comparison of that, you wouldn't be interested in it, would you, Audrey?
No, we don't know about it!
But we don't know about Kinnikuman either.
So you're trying to get us to tell you about it?
You're trying to get us to tell you about it!
- Kazuya? - Can we do Pompom pudding?
- Well... - Yeah.
- We can say it once, right? - Yeah.
- Pompom pudding. - Pompom pudding.
I'm telling you it's Pompom pudding!
- Pompom pudding? - Pompom pudding.
You don't have to know about it!
It's Pompom pudding!
- Well, well, well... - Let's do it!
Come on!
I'm telling you it's Pompom pudding.
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- The cafe in Harajuku... - We've been there a couple of times!
- Yeah, we've been there. - We've even been in the kitchen!
There's no way I'd say it's Pompom pudding!
Yeah, but that's not what we're doing this time.
As expected, the members are dissatisfied.
We thought it would be difficult for us to continue the show like this.
So we brought back that show!
Today's show is...
World's Best Things You Want To Do When You Get Back!
What do you mean "when you get back"?
Who's waiting for you?
I'm going to fire a bullet of bread!
About a year and a half ago, "World's Best Things You Want To Do When You Get Back!" was brought back!
Once again, we'll do a preliminary survey to see what each member is into or what other members are interested in!
Among those members, we'll have a class for each group based on a theme that you're interested in!
Hello, everyone. I'm Shiho Kato.
I'll do the first class. Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm counting on you.
Don't talk like an A.I.
The theme I'm going to teach you this time is...
Ta-dah!
I'd like to tell you how to enjoy a haunted house a hundredfold.
Among numerous haunted houses,
this is the one I want to recommend the most.
Ta-dah!
This is Fuji-Q Highland's Mysterious Labyrinth.
What's in the Mysterious Labyrinth?
It's really long.
It's said that it takes 60 minutes.
Not only scary, but if you walk with that person for 60 minutes, a bond is born.
If you go in with someone you care about, love may also be born.
Mysterious Labyrinth is not just scary.
It's said that Ms. Kato will tell us the secrets of enjoying the Mysterious Labyrinth not only scary, but also fun.
First of all, the first secret is...
Ta-dah!
Go in with a "pon, pon, pon, pon" feeling.
Everyone, this is a quiz.
Do you know what "mipan" is?
Go in with a fun feeling while taking a bath.
What does that mean?
Someone has to do it.
It's a net commercial.
It's fun.
It's fun, right?
Don't throw this ghost into the labyrinth.
Go in with a fun and humble feeling while saying hello.
First of all, it's important as etiquette.
Isn't it the worst etiquette?
Go in and say "excuse me".
Meimei!
I'll do my best.
Go in and say "excuse me" with a mischievous feeling.
It's a little different.
I'll give you the answer.
Go in with a honest feeling while being scared.
Here it is.
That's right.
Spicy food is spicy.
Fun food is...
Cucumber...
What's wrong?
Cucumber is spicy.
It's painful.
Painful things are painful.
Fun things are fun.
It's important for everyone to be purely surprised or scared of the ghost that comes out.
Don't let it pass you by.
That's right.
I'm not afraid of it.
I don't need that kind of feeling.
You're like Wakawae-san.
That's right.
That's my reaction.
I have to be scared of it.
Here it is.
Moumoumou will say it anyway.
Say it.
What's wrong?
I'll change the question.
Can you change it?
What's wrong?
The question is gone.
That's not true.
The question is gone.
Where did it go?
I'll do my best.
I'm sorry.
You have to say it.
That's it.
I was surprised, too.
You have to say it.
Captain.
Mr. Exit.
You sound like you're saying it now.
It's not Mr. Exit.
Ms. Nibu.
Who do you want to build a bond with?
It's like you're saying it now.
That's a wonderful answer.
Mr. Wakabayashi, do you know?
Ms. Kumi, Cha-cha and Mr. Ikubeshi.
I know!
I know! I do that, but...
I don't know if a dog can get in.
The correct answer is...
Mr. Ashigao Soiko and Mr. Ikubeshi.
What does that mean?
Mr. Ashigao Soiko is in the group and there is only one person.
When Mr. Ashigao Soiko and Mr. Ikubeshi are separated,
Mr. Ashigao Soiko can observe Mr. Ikubeshi and enjoy it more than twice!
I didn't know that would help!
And in "Mystery of the Hymn", a ghost attacks Mr. Ashigao Soiko.
So, Mr. Ashigao Soiko attacks Mr. Ikubeshi.
Anyway, it's a concentrated attack.
When I look back at it like this, it's really fun.
I don't like you guys!
Stay with me!
Who is the slowest member?
Mr. Ashigao Soiko is slow.
Are you afraid of ghost houses?
It's normal.
Let's not say "normal" in a variety show.
It can't be helped.
You've been so naive lately.
You've been doing your best.
It can't be helped.
The last one is...
Here it is!
This is the last one!
Your mouth is stinking.
My mouth is not stinking.
It's not a ghost house, is it?
You're making a weird face.
Two.
Your worries are coins anyway.
In a ghost house?
Will it be solved?
It's funny, but...
Mr. Kawada.
When you blinked...
It's amazing.
It's coming from an invisible angle.
Why did you say "coins" when you blinked?
You said "blinked"!
I blinked, too!
You said "what?"
It's a joke.
It's easy.
It's scary.
Here we go.
What do you think?
How should I say it?
Can you do it for me?
Me?
What do you mean me?
You play a ghost.
And you say what you think.
Can you write "ghost" on your forehead?
No, no, no.
That's enough.
This is only the first line.
If this is the last line, I'll do it.
I don't know.
There is a second and third line.
In order to make it more realistic,
we will try to make it 100 times more fun to go to the haunted house that Mr. Kato is thinking of.
Please enjoy it while paying attention to this secret.
Ready, action!
I'm scared!
What's wrong?
I'm scared!
I don't want to go!
I'm scared!
I don't want to go!
Where are you?
It's dark.
Why? Why?
It's dark.
Why? Why?
I'm scared!
Hey!
Help me!
Wait! Wait!
What? What?
I'm scared!
Hey!
I'm scared!
Hey!
Wait! Wait!
I feel sorry for you, Kasuga.
How old are you?
It's dark.
Sometimes you can't see anything.
It's dark.
I don't need such a reality show!
Why is it written "stone"?
It's not stone!
Anyway, if you go to the haunted house, you can enjoy it 100 times more!
I'm Kana Kosaka, and I'll be giving you your second class.
Thank you, Ms. Kosaka.
The theme of my class today is this.
The charm of dinosaurs.
Do you like dinosaurs, Ms. Kosaka?
I love them very much.
Even on my days off, I often go to museums to see fossils.
You go alone to see them?
You like them a lot, don't you?
First of all, why do I like dinosaurs?
It's because of "Jurassic Park."
"Jurassic Park" is a big hit movie directed by Director Spielberg in 1993.
It's a sci-fi movie about a dinosaur that has revived in modern times with biotechnology.
The "Jurassic Park" movie that I would like to recommend to you is "Jurassic Park III," which is my third movie.
It's a movie that overturns the theory that Tyrannosaurus is the strongest.
In this movie, many dinosaurs have appeared.
This time, I would like to introduce some of the dinosaurs that interest me.
Please take a look at this.
That's a lot of dinosaurs.
These are all dinosaurs that interest me recently.
This time, I would like to plan among these dinosaurs.
I won't stop until I hit my favorite dinosaur "Jurassic Park III."
I don't want it to end.
From now on, everyone will have to guess the best three dinosaurs that Kosaka likes by using the Kairema-ten method.
If you can guess all of the best three, the class will end immediately.
By the way, Kosaka will continue to explain about the dinosaurs she has named over and over again, so please look forward to it!
By the way, is there anything you are interested in?
What is it?
Raptor!
First of all, this is Geroki Raptor!
What did you do with this picture?
I drew it!
It's a little introverted, isn't it?
That's right.
What are the characteristics of this dinosaur?
Velociraptors have great intelligence.
They are said to be smarter than humans.
They are smarter than humans, aren't they?
That's right.
How do you recommend it?
I drew it because I personally want you to like it.
That's great.
I drew it because I personally want you to like it.
It may be highly rated.
What do you recommend it?
It has a very cool face.
It's handsome, isn't it?
It's very handsome.
It's handsome and highly recommended, but it's second in popularity.
It's worth supporting.
I want to support it.
There are four films in the Jurassic Park series in which raptors become the main characters.
It's a dinosaur whose name hasn't been known yet.
When I heard "raptor", I thought there were many people who said "raptor".
That's why it's second in popularity.
I see.
Can you give an example of a member?
I'll give you an example of a member.
It's said that it has intelligence and is smart.
I think it's Kanemura.
It's smart, isn't it?
You didn't know.
It's smart, isn't it?
Is there a raptor with high intelligence and is smart like Kanemura in the top three?
There is...
a raptor like Kanemura in the top three!
I won!
You won!
Now, what are you curious about?
Ah! Watanabe Miho!
Spinosaurus!
Ah! Spinosaurus!
Here it is!
Wow!
I recommend it! It's luxurious!
It's a must-have item!
I recommend it! It's expensive!
What kind of dinosaur is it?
As I said earlier, in "Jurassic Park 3",
it's the only dinosaur that defeated Tyrannosaurus.
Wow!
It's a dinosaur.
It's a very strong-chined dinosaur.
Its body is also very large.
How big is its body?
The size of Tyrannosaurus is not much different.
Wow!
It's quite large!
Chacha?
Chacha is small.
Chacha is about this size.
Chacha is one degree Celsius.
It's a little more, so it's about three degrees Celsius.
What's on its back?
It looks like a dorsal fin,
but it can't swim in the sea.
Ah!
But it runs very fast!
Wow!
This is a two-speed walk.
It's a carnivorous dinosaur.
Dinosaurs are basically two-speed walking dinosaurs.
How do you move? Can you do it?
Move?
Spinosaurus's movement is...
First of all, his hands are like this, but when he runs, he goes like this.
That's nice!
Oh, that's nice! That's nice!
How about you, young master?
That's nice!
It's completely different from when I was teaching.
That's not true!
What's different?
When I was teaching, I didn't say anything unless you asked me, "How about you, young master?"
I didn't say anything like that!
I see! And now you're asking me a lot of questions!
No, it's the same!
The two of them still have some doubts, but let's continue with the class!
By the way, teacher, can you do the Velociraptor's movement?
Rattlesnake!
Velociraptor's movement is...
I have to say it when I teach Velociraptor!
You don't have to say it now!
You can look back and say it!
Rattlesnake's legs are fast, so when you reproduce it, it looks like this!
It's the same!
As expected of you, young master!
It's the same!
That's true!
Spinosaurus's skeleton and shape are...
Since it's a flesh creature, it looks like it when it runs!
Right?
It's just different in speed!
Spinosaurus, who defeated Tyrannosaurus, is in the Best 3?!
In the Best 3...
There is!
Wow!
What's up with you?!
That's amazing!
Hey, it's connected to the production!
That's amazing!
Wow!
Since Spinosaurus is in the 3rd place, Perfect can also aim for two consecutive correct answers!
There is only one person left!
Shiho-san, Pteranodon
That's dangerous! Pteranodon is famous!
The only thing I've heard of is Pteranodon
Don't say it like it's true!
Pteranodon is in the 6th place!
Oh my god!
It's in the 6th place!
It's famous because it's so popular!
It's flapping its wings!
Now, Sensei, what is this?
As you know, Pteranodon is a bird-type dinosaur
It's carnivorous, so it can attack you
It can grab you and lift you up
It was lifted up!
If you stretch all of its wings, it can reach up to 9 meters!
As you said earlier, Pteranodon can't fly!
That's right!
Pteranodon can't fly, so it can't attack you!
I'm not asking you to fly!
Do you have a harness or something?
I'm not asking you to hang you up!
It can fly like this, right?
You just covered it up!
It was running!
Pteranodon can reach up to 9 meters in length!
Can it be in the top three?
If it's in the first place, it's over!
It's in!
It's not in!
Unfortunately, it's out of rank!
It's out of rank for the first time!
It didn't become perfect!
Will it continue to fail like this?!
Are you interested in anything?
Tatsutako's "Triceratops"
This is dangerous!
Here it is!
Wow!
This is bad!
This is not something you can eat!
Did you do this, Tatsutako?!
No, this is definitely not something you can eat!
This is bad!
Triceratops is one of the few decorated dinosaurs I have introduced so far.
It has a very calm personality.
Parent-child relationship is very important for dinosaurs.
That's why they live in groups.
If you compare it to your members...
I think it's you, Naccha-san.
Yay! I'm happy!
Are you happy, Triceratops?!
This is the first time you're happy for me!
Are you that happy, Triceratops?!
That's true!
That's true! I was happy at first, but...
The weight and all...
She said "Triceratops" is big!
She didn't choose it because of its weight!
I didn't choose it, but...
After this, Kosaka will show you how to walk like a Triceratops!
Pervert-tops!
Ooh... Yeah! Yeah!
God, won't you tell me?
God, what should I do?
Why is it so painful?
What happened on the day we passed each other?
We were just talking about summer, weren't we?
By chance we met her
On the way home we saw a classic
Right away, oh oh oh oh
Coincidentally, it was my favorite
Contemporary
Actually, I wanted to go have some tea or something
We said we'd meet again
For some reason, it came out of my throat
Even now, no matter how many times
I've met her
God, won't you tell me?
God, what meaning does it have?
Why were we born all of a sudden?
Now, what will happen to us from now on?
My God!
Is it slow to move?
It has four-speed direction, so it's quite slow.
Can I have it for a moment?
That's right.
It's the first. Four-speed is the first, isn't it?
Four-speed is the first, isn't it?
Wow!
Shall we stop for a moment?
Would you like to do it, Ms. Kasuga?
Me?
The recognition degree is a little different.
Recognition degree?
The recognition degree is one, isn't it?
Then, let's have Ms. Kasuga, who has recognition degree one, do the movement of "triceratops".
Ta-dah!
Are you doing it now?
What? It's so slow.
Is it starting now?
Are you doing it now?
Of course I'm doing it!
I'm sorry for being so serious.
I didn't think it would be so hard. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Mr. Pervert.
Please come into Mr. Chinratun's dressing room, pervert.
"Triceratops"!
What is "triceratops"?!
There is no such dinosaur.
Is "triceratops", a slow-moving dressed dinosaur, in "best 3"?!
It is...
in "best 3".
Wow!
Does it mean that it is in "best one", Ms. Kasuga?
It is in "best one".
So, Ms. Kasuga's favorite dinosaur "best three" has been completed!
Actually, Ms. Kasuga had me draw an illustration of all dinosaurs,
but we will end our lesson here!
After this, we will have a passionate lesson today!
"East Village Tears"!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Next time, a class full of individuality by famous teachers will appear one after another!
Even though you know the truth...
Will they be able to pull out the unknown side of the members?!