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Sorry for keeping you waiting!
That's how it started.
Today as well, we have a cheerful Hinatataka-kun!
One, two...
Happy Birthday!
Yes, it started with a different atmosphere than usual.
Today's topic is...
Let's celebrate a lonely young girl's birthday together!
Happy Birthday!
Next to the moonlight, young Masayasu raised his voice on a boat.
Baseball, Rugby, Amethyst...
It was a youthful era dedicated to sports.
And after all of that, one lonely, weak 41-year- old...
Let's cheer him up!
Let's meet at Hinataka!
Without further ado...
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Yes!
We're counting on you!
Yes!
Now, let's have our star appear!
Please take care of us!
Here she is!
She's here!
She's today's star!
Come this way.
It's too late.
Please watch it.
You don't like it?
You've been to America many times.
I don't like it.
What don't you like?
I can't celebrate my birthday.
Why? Isn't it good?
I asked them not to celebrate my birthday on a regular show.
Especially on "Seven Rules".
They always celebrate my birthday.
No matter how many people celebrate my birthday, they don't celebrate my birthday.
Katsuga has a secret against young people who follow "Seven Rules".
We've prepared a home party for you to relax and have fun.
Don't you like this room?
I think you'll like it.
Why?
What did you do to this room?
It's a Budokan room.
What are you reproducing?
It's a VR microphone.
Who did you interview and make it?
In order to have ultimate relaxation,
they asked the star's best friend for information and reproduced "Youth House" as faithfully as possible.
It's just like this.
The cloudiness of the glass is just like this room.
It's just like this room.
And what is indispensable for such a fun home party?
One, two...
It's blue!
Doesn't it look like a birthday? Doesn't it look like New Year's?
This is "chirashi-sushi", isn't it?
The members made it for us.
Yes, we made it.
The members also want to entertain young people who are not energetic.
It's a picnic and it's the coming season, so it's pretty scary.
Now that the summer is over, that "reiwa-bento" is finally open!
I'm "reiwa-mermaid"!
Oh, there's a mermaid!
There's a mermaid!
At "deco-ben" championship, young people showed their interest in "mermaid-bento" and "miracle- collaboration"!
There's one!
Look, next to "reiwa"!
The one on the right is like "oopaloopan", a pink doll.
And "kumi", "matsuda" and "kanemura" arranged "zuke- maguro" that young people love with their own sense!
It's "zuke-maguro"!
Wait a minute, what does "yonsan" mean?
Who made it?
"Okyoputen"!
It means you're 43 years old, right?
I'm 41 years old.
Hey, you know it, don't you?
I didn't know it.
Hey, don't lie to me!
There's something I often do when I'm reading "sabba" when I'm 2 or 3 years old.
And of course, there's a cake that you can't miss on your birthday!
Wow, you made the cake so well!
I don't like it!
It's interesting!
The theme is on the back of the cake.
On the back of the cake?
What is it?
What are you doing?
I don't know how to return it!
It's too new!
I don't know how to return it!
Why do you say "interesting" on your happy birthday?
Do you want me to give you the interesting one?
It's interesting. Young people are interesting.
Don't lie!
Let's eat it together!
I want to eat the cake!
Wow!
I don't like it!
What is it?
Is it like this?
Wow!
Is it convenient for you?
It's convenient for me!
What are you doing with the table stretched out?
Now that the food is ready,
let's proceed with the fun birthday program!
Now that the food is ready,
it's time for "Gokandan".
Why is that?
Change the plan now!
Ask each other things you can't ask now!
Go, Captain!
Who will you spend this year's birthday with?
On the day five days later, right?
Yes.
I haven't thought about it at all.
But I guess I'll go to a girls' bar.
Girls' bars are closed on birthdays.
I'll go to a girls' bar and play Jenga and darts.
Okay.
I'll go to a girls' bar where you can go all out.
Okamura-san asked me about it yesterday.
Let's go, Okamura-san.
I'm Sasazuka.
What!?
I'm from Sasazuka.
You're rooted in the area.
I've lived in Roppongi and Ginza.
So I have a strong sense of business.
It's better for you guys to think about it.
You should have asked me.
I said it for you to ask me.
Don't follow me.
I'd like to dig deeper, but let's move on to the next project.
"Adult sexy one word" returns.
Thank you for your cooperation.
"Adult sexy one word" returns.
This is an adult sexy one word contest that was once held on a show.
But, Ms. Kato requested for a re-run of this project.
When I did this show before, I said "I can do it until the morning."
I never missed it.
I thought it would be nice to do it for my birthday.
Let's do it again at "returns".
Thank you for your cooperation.
The rule is simple.
They will say what they have been told with their true adult sexiness.
That's all.
One team consists of four people.
Exceeding the sexiness level said by the previous person will be the key of high evaluation.
And who will challenge this game?
Let's say Kamimura.
Because he wasn't in it.
Last time, Kamimura was in front of Kani.
These four people, including Katoshi of Iidashippe, formed a tackle.
And their opponents are...
Miyata of Champagne, Kamimura of Hatsunetsu, and Dream Team of Wakabayashibeaki.
Katoshi's team.
Words are important.
There are a lot of things in it.
Let's go with this.
How is it, Miyata's team?
What is it?
It's blue!
It's the worst!
Don't say it's the worst!
Do you want me to change my birthday?
You can't do it, right?
Don't you want me to be "Apii"?
Why do you want me to broadcast it?
Apii
Why do you want me to broadcast only "paa"?
You like "Apii", don't you?
As for broadcasting rules, it's okay, so let's go to the confrontation!
Now, is it okay for the first and second teams to prepare?
Yes, we are ready!
Which team will broadcast first?
Kamimura will broadcast first and Iguchi will broadcast last.
Iguchi will broadcast last, right?
I think so.
Can the first and second teams make Wakabayashi smile?
Shall we start?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Go-ya-chan-pu-ru.
Nice!
That was a pretty good one.
Isn't it hard to overcome this?
Go-ya-chan-pu-ru.
I see.
Nice, nice. You're getting better and better.
You're getting better and better.
Go-ya-chan-pu-ru.
Nice! You're getting better and better.
You're getting better and better.
Okay, last one.
Go, Yutchi!
Wonderful!
That was fast.
How was it, Yuta-san and Wakabayashi-san?
Your level went up!
It was really good, but...
As an idol, you're all losing.
Kamimura, surprisingly...
Yeah, you were pretty good from the first round.
Kamimura-kun, how was it?
I've been practicing.
I thought I could do it.
This is a book for practice.
But you were in perfect order.
In gradation.
Katoshi, wasn't it a successful strategy?
We were really close.
I thought we were all able to do "youth".
In short, it's "youth", right?
It's not "youth".
Katoshi's team showed their sudden ability.
What's their score?
It's a weird story, but...
It's 100 points!
We did it!
Out of nowhere, with "top batter", they got 100 points!
Katoshi's team got 100 points!
Miyata-kun's team won!
So, Miyata-kun's team...
Are you ready?
Yes, we're ready.
This is... Kosaka-kun is...
"top batter".
I see.
Because we're "two-timers".
Do you have any experience of "top batter"?
"Top batter"?
I forgot about it.
I forgot about it when it was a mystery.
Isn't it fine now?
Let's leave "top batter"'s past aside for now.
The battle resumes!
So, Miyata-kun's team...
Let's do it!
Appa...
Good!
Good job!
This team is good.
A...pa...
Good!
Good, good! You're improving!
You're Japanese!
A...pa...
Learning how to say it like that is learning!
Good job, good job!
Lastly, Miyata-kun!
Appa...
Finish
Great
You are strong
You passed Miyata's team for sure
You climbed up the stairs and won with Miyata
I didn't know Apar had so many ways of speaking
How was it Wakabayashi san?
Miyata's attitude is...
Eirin might catch him
You were almost safe
Miyata is scary
You are scary
More than Kasuga, everyone was funny
How about you Kosaka kun?
I lowered the hurdle and climbed up the stairs
I see
Team play
You are not the only one Kosaka
You thought about all four of you and in that frame
You thought about cuteness and funniness
Lower the box
It's dangerous
Lower the box
You might faint
How about you Otake?
I added a small "un" between "a" and "pa" and added a sexy accent
You added a "un"
Yes I did
How about you Osushi?
I was surprised and embarrassed and added a "pa"
There is a story
It was a surprise "a"
Yes
Miyata's team showed overwhelming potential
How many points will they get?
How many points will Miyata's team get?
This is a weird story
101 points
Are you stupid? You broke it
101 points
What is 101 points?
You want to know, don't you?
I think it's difficult to break the word "upper"
Among them, each person has their own ingenuity
I see
And Kosaka and Otakeke stand up
Put down the box
Put down the fork
GRENAI SEISHUNI
It is the way of life of a man who is active in the first round
But I want to see the correct answer
Correct answer?
Yes, I want to see the correct answer of "upper"
Correct answer
And Kasukin is an announcer
I'm a YouTuber
One person, one person, one person, four people
I don't cheer, but I do cheer
If you don't cheer, why do you do it?
I don't like it
I'm sorry I'm late
No, for now
What is it? Is it sexy?
Please do it four times
Four times?
Four times with one person?
Please consult me about the order
What is that arrangement?
No, I have to raise it like this
I see
For now, with this gradation
I understand
Then, please
GRENAI SEISHUNI
I got it.
(What is he saying?)
Ah...
Ba...
Viewers don't seem to need it, so that's it for now!
One of these days, on Kaskin TV...
Give me a break!
We're off to a bad start, but let's move on to the next project!
Today...
Let's give young people birthday presents!
Thank you!
Each member has prepared a present for us.
Here it is!
It's all here!
Now, only one thing you like out of all of these!
Just one?
Just one!
Just one, huh?
We can't give you all of them.
We can't.
Each member has something important.
That's right!
This time, it's not a present for this day.
Each member has something important that they can give to young people.
Young people, what do you think of this?
This is him, isn't it?
He's the only one who can wear this kind of T-shirt.
It's not written on his hair.
Who is this?
That's a kumitee.
It's cute!
Kumitee is not for sale, is it?
No, it's not. I made it for this day.
So, it's a kumitee made only for young people all over the world.
People who pass by at night will like it.
In addition, this kumitee has a stylish and cutting-edge design.
The back of the kumitee also has a stylish and cutting- edge design.
This is a T-shirt made by Akiyama.
It looks like a T-shirt made by Umimiya.
It's cute!
This is good, isn't it?
It's good!
Young man, you're in a good mood.
I can't hear you laughing at all.
It suits you, doesn't it?
What is it like this?
I don't know.
What is it like this?
It's a frog costume.
Who brought it?
Yes.
Oh, Ushio-kun, what is it like this?
You have to take the stick and put it from the tail to the head and slowly suck it in.
Yes.
Wow!
It's like a frog's cry.
It's like a lonely night for people.
No, it makes me even more lonely.
Where did you buy it?
I bought it in Indonesia.
Wow!
It's from there.
It's a little like a frog's cry.
Young man, you're in a good mood, aren't you?
No, it's not like that.
What is it like this?
By the way, is it like this, too?
Yes, yes.
This chair, too?
Yes, this chair.
Who brought it?
Yes.
What is it like this?
What does it mean?
I bought it at home, but I haven't used it yet, so I'll give it to you.
No, it's like this...
Because you haven't sat on it at all.
Oh, it definitely won't break, so I'll sit on it a lot.
You can't say that!
You have to sit on it at least once a month.
It's helpful that it doesn't break.
Why didn't you use it when you bought it?
Why did you buy such a proper one?
When I was living alone for the first time, I bought it to study, but the room is small and I can't go in.
It's a little in the way...
In the way?
Don't bring it in because it's in the way.
Look, Ms. Okami, you have a basketball.
I have it, but I was actually thinking of buying another one.
Who is this?
Oh, Miyo Watanabe.
I heard you play basketball, so the ball case next to it is also mine.
Miyo Watanabe?
Where is it?
You're using it, aren't you?
Yes, I've been using it since I was in 6th grade to 3rd year of high school.
But I haven't been playing basketball much anymore, so I hope you'll use it.
This is quite a souvenir.
This is a bit of a shame.
Miyo Watanabe, it's 100 years old, isn't it?
Yes.
Handmade items and souvenirs.
In addition, accessories and various presents are collected.
Mysterious presents are collected.
What's this?
What's this? Who is this?
Kamimura!
What's this?
This is Mochi Maruko.
This is an original one.
This is Mochi Maruko made of resin clay when I was in first grade of junior high school.
You didn't make it now.
Originally, it was all stuck together.
It says "bo".
It's cute.
This is it! This is the right answer. "bo".
When I decorate it, one day, one eye comes off and so does the neck.
I'll give it to you.
It's important.
The surface is full of clay.
In addition, there is a mysterious doll that surpasses Mochi Maruko.
This is it.
What is it?
A doll?
Who is it and who is it?
Whose is it?
What is it? Did you make it?
Yes, yesterday.
Yesterday?
Yes, it is Nagahashi-san's birthday, so I decided to make it.
The first white one is a failure.
A failure?
It took me some time to make it.
Nagahashi-san also made a failure.
Why did you make a failure on my birthday?
Because we are close, and I can always feel a failure when I am at home.
I see, but they look alike, don't they?
Scary.
It looks like a failure's grandmother.
A failure is like a piece of paper clay.
What is this?
It looks like an album.
It says it was released this year.
From my childhood to my high school years, I grew up in this house.
Seeing all of me...
I want to get hooked.
Yes.
From my childhood...
Oh, she said it.
I want to get hooked.
She said it from her childhood.
A little girl like you wants to get hooked?
I want to get hooked.
I want to get hooked by a youngster like you.
No, you wouldn't say that.
Please have my album.
I have to leave it at my parents' house.
No, no, no.
Now, Mr. Wakabayashi, you can't just give it all up.
What will you do?
What will Mr. Wakabayashi choose for his birthday present?
What will the members choose for Mr. Wakabayashi?
I won't do it.
I'm 41 years old.
My present for you is...
A frog's kimono!
That's right!
Yeshioka-kun!
You did it!
This is it!
How do you like it, Mr. Kogama?
I'm kind of attracted to it.
This color...
It makes me feel sorry for it.
It's easy to do it alone at home.
While listening to this sound, I'm going to drink highball.
Isn't it good?
On the day I hold this frog, I want to go to a girls bar.
On your birthday...
Yes.
While saying "I see, you got it."
Yes!
With this sound, "kasu" is over!
It's over!
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Next time, we'll have a full-scale challenge!
It ended with "kimi no ryoubi."
Behind this new story, there's an unexpected ending!