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Sorry for making you wait!
It's started! Let's meet at Hinata-zaka!
Today's member is also energetic, Hinata-zaka!
Huh? Me?
Who laughs at jokes like that?
It's fine. I'm used to it.
What are we doing today?
The theme is "ad-lib power".
In order to overcome the harshness of the entertainment world,
no matter what happens,
ad-lib power that you can give back to Shunji is important.
To Shunji.
Ad-lib power that you can give back to Shunji is important.
I've come this far only with ad-lib power.
I don't have an image of it.
But you have it in your mind.
That's right.
If you cut it out with ad-lib,
the staff will like it, too.
He can do it.
They may dislike it.
I see.
If you have it, you'll be saved.
By the way, do you have an ad-lib that you've decided?
Of course I do.
What kind of ad-lib is it?
Of course I do.
I do.
Do you?
I do.
He's probably the entertainer who reads the script the most.
He really writes a lot of things with a pen.
But he doesn't say what he writes.
That's right.
He says he betrays himself.
I'm surprised that he writes like that.
Anyway,
let's decide the ad-lib power of "Hinatazaka 46" for now.
For now.
It may change, you know.
From now on, the members will cut out the unexpected developments that often happen in TV programs in ad- lib.
And in the end, the member who can cope best with ad- lib will be awarded the title of "Hinatazaka ad-lib queen."
What do you think?
Are you good at ad-lib?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and the sponsors you see here.
You didn't listen to me, did you?
These guys.
Now, let's check the potential of members who like ad-lib.
The first situation is...
studio talk show!
In studio talk show, the host will say "don!" and the host will shake the mic and answer.
Sometimes, crazy things may happen.
So we'd like you to deal with it.
Please explain the rules.
The rules?
Yes, please explain the rules.
This time...
Do you know it?
Crow's nest system of love.
I know it!
The topic of the talk shown on the monitor.
The host will say "don!" and the host will shake the mic and answer.
If you say "who is this?" the host's face will be pulled out.
The host will force you to talk about the topic.
In other words, you have to talk about lies.
If you are suddenly asked if there is such a story, you can only lie.
You have to do it.
You can't say "no" because you have to talk about something anyway.
You can add a little to the original story, but you can't say "no" even if it's all lies.
By the way, who will be called?
It's a tablet device in the hands of young people.
It will be decided here.
Everyone has a name, so you don't know who will come.
Then let's go.
Music, start!
It's been a long time!
It's nostalgic!
It's nice.
Now it's started.
The host of "kasu" is "kasu".
I'm an assistant of "waka".
Nice to meet you.
Today, there are a lot of "kasu" stories of the members.
Let's listen one by one.
Here is the first episode!
The rules of my house are weird!
That's what it is.
Well, each house has its own rules.
Who is this?
It's me!
Wait a minute!
Well, my house...
What's going on?
Well, my house needs two people who sleep on the floor.
In your family?
Yes, two people who sleep on the floor is the rule.
I threw away my double bed.
You threw it away?
No, I didn't.
I threw away my double bed and my double bed at the same time.
What?
Then you don't have a bed in your house, do you?
No, I don't.
So I bought a duvet.
But it wasn't enough.
So I'm sure someone will sleep on the floor.
How do you decide who will sleep on the floor?
It's a battle.
A battle?
There's a way to decide.
You can argue.
You don't want to sleep on the floor, do you?
But I make my own duvet.
But sometimes my dad is sleeping there.
Then I sleep on the floor.
You have no choice but to sleep on the floor.
Yes, I do.
That's a lie, isn't it?
What?
It's true.
You can't admit it.
It's true.
Are you sure?
I was surprised.
I want to ask you a lot of questions.
Who is this?
It's you, Kosaka.
What kind of rules do you have?
In my house, we have a TV and an air conditioner and a remote control.
We usually call it a remote control.
But we call it "pachi pachi".
Pachi pachi?
You call it "pachi pachi" for everything?
We call it "pachi pachi" for TV.
But we call it "pachi pachi" for air conditioner.
I see.
Everyone calls it "pachi pachi".
Everyone in your family calls it "pachi pachi"?
When did you start calling it "pachi pachi"?
Ever since I started to like air conditioners.
I see.
When you first heard about air conditioners, you were surprised, weren't you?
I was surprised.
I didn't know they were called "air conditioners".
You didn't know they were called "air conditioners", did you?
I didn't know they were called "air conditioners", did you?
I see.
That's a good idea.
There are other ideas, too.
It comes up a lot, doesn't it?
It might be easier for you to talk about it.
That's right.
Who is this?
And Miyata-kun.
It's quite similar to Kosaka-kun.
In my family, we eat ice cream "kaukau".
Why? Why is that? Is it true?
We really eat ice cream "kaukau".
I've been eating ice cream "kaukau" since I was little.
I've taught my dogs too.
When my dog comes back from a walk, I say "kaukau, come here!"
Ice cream?
What about shaved ice?
We eat shaved ice in the morning.
It's not "kaki kaukau", is it?
That's a strange rule.
I've never heard of such a rule.
Shall we continue?
Who is this?
And Ushio-kun, isn't it?
That's a strange rule.
Is it strange?
But I'm sure I'll be nice to my little brother.
That's not strange!
It's not a strange rule at all!
It's a good rule!
It's a proper rule!
It's a nice story!
It's a basic story!
I want to eat pasta, but if my little brother says "sushi", it's definitely "sushi".
Even if he says "sushi" for two consecutive days, it will definitely be "sushi".
You're nice to your little brother, aren't you?
That's right.
It's a rule set by my little brother.
It's not strange at all!
The house is surrounded by my little brother.
That's right!
When my mother and my little sister come home, they always say "Who is it?"
But when my little brother comes home, he always says "Welcome home!"
It's a strange rule because it's set by my little brother.
That's right!
This story is a lie!
It's a lie!
We don't know if it's a lie or not.
It's a lie!
We don't know if it's a lie or not.
We just have to talk about it.
There are more stories.
Are there?
Who is it?
It's Kanemura.
What's wrong?
There are strange rules in my house, right?
In my house,
the bath is strange.
The bath is strange?
There is a rule in the bath.
What kind of rule is it?
Since I was little,
the bath
has very little water.
Anyway,
there is very little hot water.
It's not every day, it's every day.
When I was a baby, I used it like this is normal.
But gradually my body is...
Do you remember when you were a baby?
When I was a baby, I took a bath alone.
That's amazing first of all.
Tanemura, how old were you when you took a bath alone?
Three years old.
Three years old?
Three years old and you took a bath.
Was it hard when you were three years old?
It was like a general bath.
How old were you?
I noticed it when I was in the third or fourth grade of elementary school.
How much did you take a bath when you were ten years old?
When I was ten years old...
About this much.
Under your knees?
But when you sat down...
That's right, it was really little.
Now I take a bath like this.
Even now?
I can't reach my shoulders.
It's only around here.
I can't reach it.
I asked my dad why it's so little.
That's strange.
He said something like "eco".
Tanemura is like this.
Even if you do this, you can't reach it.
My legs come out.
That's right.
Isn't it lower than when you took a bath alone when you were young?
Is hot water warm?
Hot water is slimy.
It's slimy, isn't it?
Is that true?
That's right, it's important.
I can't believe it.
Let's go to the last one.
Who is this?
Oops!
You are like Kawanato! I will beat you up!
Is it OK for you to say like that?
She is like Hiraji!
In my house, when we eat curry for the first bite, we have to say "curry"!
Why do you say like that?
Really!
Your family? Your father and mother?
All of them!
Do you have a penalty game if you don't say it?
If I don't say it, I have to put my foot in curry.
Absolutely not!
Is it hot?
Absolutely not!
By the way, is it OK for you to say like that?
But I am like a dog now!
You can't say like that!
You can't broadcast like that!
A dog put its foot in curry!
You should read the times!
The story has gone in a terrible direction, so let's change the theme!
The next theme is...
I got too excited recently and did it!
Who is it?
Oh, it's Miho Watanabe!
Don't spit only your vomit!
Who got too excited and did it?
I like to run.
Sometimes I get distracted and run when I feel like it.
Especially I like to run at night.
When I look at the moon, I get excited and run.
She got distracted!
When I run, I get excited and run.
When I was running alone at night, it was a full moon that day.
It was a beautiful full moon.
But there was a steep hill at that time.
From the top of the hill, the full moon looked beautiful.
I thought it was very beautiful.
I thought I had to go and get that full moon.
I thought I'd go and get it.
As soon as I ran, it was a steep hill.
As soon as I fell, I fell and fell and fell.
I didn't know what to do. I fell and fell.
You are calm than I thought.
I just endured it and laughed.
I know. Don't be objective.
Talk to me yourself!
I fell and fell.
The people around me stopped me.
They stopped you?
They tried to stop me from falling.
It's a long time.
It's a long time to fall.
They tried to stop me from dancing.
Dancing?
They tried to stop you from dancing.
What did you do?
I went under the river next to it.
You didn't fall?
I noticed that I was taking a detour to Tokyo.
You were taking a detour to Tokyo.
I noticed that I was going to the Pacific Ocean.
Did you go to the sea?
Did you go into the sea?
Or did you go around the ocean?
I went around the ocean.
You went around the ocean.
It's very fast.
I went around the ocean.
I thought I could hear voices from far away in Brazil.
Can you hear me, Brazil?
I went around the ocean and came back safely.
I see.
You looked at the moon and got excited.
You said you went around the earth.
Is that true?
It's true.
Be careful in the future.
He said "max" for this topic.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is...
I just got irritated.
This happens.
What makes you irritated?
Who is this?
Oh, it's not Sataseku. It's not Manafi.
I'm from Osaka, so when other members are talking, I want to say something.
I see.
The other day, Saito Kyoko and Tamamoto Ayaka were talking in Tanawata.
They said, "I want to cosplay as Otohime."
I thought, "Otohime?"
And I said, "That's the one that flows in the bathroom."
Maybe they didn't realize it, but they said, "That's true. Otohime is cute."
Even though I said it politely, they didn't realize it.
Did you understand what Saito Kyoko meant by "Otohime?"
Yes, I did. But I didn't know what "Otohime" meant.
You didn't know, did you?
I didn't know, and Tamamoto wanted to cosplay as Otohime.
She said "Otohime" and I said "Otohime" and when I was looking up "Otohime" I thought she was saying something, but I didn't know what "Otohime" originally meant.
Cosplay for "Otohime" is like putting a toilet seat on your body and putting it out like "pyah" and writing "Otohime" on your forehead.
We still have more "Bakushou" and "Ad-lib" talks, but we'll leave them for the second half of the show.
The next situation is a broadcast program!
Thank you for having me.
Please do.
Yes.
Broadcast programs are often done by executives.
Yes, that's right.
They often ask people in the background "Please listen to me" or "Please do something" and broadcast programs are broadcasted from the studio.
Yes.
In order not to panic in such a sudden broadcast program, we will now have you try to record an ad- lib broadcast.
However, after you go to the broadcast station and say "Mr. Marumaru who is in the zoo?" suddenly the contents of the broadcast will be announced by young people,
so if you are a reporter, please ride the ad-lib like you are in the zoo!
Let's first look at the broadcast location.
Where is it?
Yes.
Oh!
This is a warehouse, but whether this will be in the city or in a facility will be announced suddenly, so please respond.
I see. It means that things will change depending on the young people's actions, right?
That's right.
Do you have any questions?
Is there a place where you can do live broadcasts well?
Hahaha!
It's funny!
I was suddenly asked about a place where I can do live broadcasts.
A place where you can do live broadcasts?
Well, I can tell you about the situation and information.
Also, of course, I can do it in a frame.
Yes.
Also, I think you can't miss the camera.
Hahaha!
It's a standard.
If it's difficult, you can pretend you can't hear it.
Oh!
Yes.
Hahaha!
And you can wait for it to end.
Yes.
Hahaha!
After this, the first broadcast report became a big hit!
I have a bad impression of it!
The first member to challenge will be decided by lottery.
- This person! - Who is it?
- It's Sasaki! - Do it!
- I have to do it! - You thought you wouldn't do it, didn't you?
- I'll do it! - You'll get it, everyone!
Sasaki and his team's ad-lib broadcast report!
Will they be able to get past the sudden situation?
We're ready!
Right now, a monkey that escaped from a zoo is running away from a residential area.
We have a bit of a connection, so let's ask.
- Sasaki's team! - Yes!
I just heard that a monkey is running away.
It's a monkey! That's right!
That's right! Well, last evening, a monkey that escaped from the zoo was spotted in a residential area and is now being interviewed!
Oh, you haven't seen the monkey yet?
I haven't seen it yet, and I came here with the intention of finding it.
I've walked quite a few kilometers, but I haven't seen it yet.
Oh, Kumi-san!
Yes!
I don't think it's a good impression of you to put your hand on the monkey's ear.
Are you going to keep doing that?
If it's not good, I'll let it go.
Oh, it's okay.
I see.
What did the resident say about it?
Oh, I'll ask him.
Please ask him.
Oh, excuse me! Could you please listen to me for a moment?
Well, yesterday, I heard that a monkey was spotted here.
How do you like it?
No, I like it.
Oh, you haven't seen it, have you?
Oh, you haven't seen it.
Oh, you don't like it when people touch you, do you?
It's not a good impression of you.
Oh, is it?
Not good impression of you.
Oh, but there are quite a few people who are friendly with this city.
Oh, could you please listen to me for a moment?
Yes, I see.
Oh! There are quite a few people over there, too!
Could you please tell me what you are doing?
What am I doing now?
Oh, we're all lying down and stretching.
Lying down and stretching. It's different.
The main subject is off, so let's talk about monkeys.
Monkeys.
Yes.
There's a bush over there, so I'd like to go and see it.
It's scary if you suddenly come out in a bush.
If you get caught...
Oh, isn't that a monkey?
Don't look at it, please.
I'm in a weaker position.
I'd like to go over there a little more.
Do you call for monkeys, Ms. Kumi?
Yes, I'm sorry, I got a call.
Oh, one more time, please.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Oh, I'm sorry, I got a call.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Are you in the bush?
Wow, I'm in the bush.
Is that bush a park or what?
This is a park where you can see birds.
A park where you can see birds.
It's a residential area, isn't it?
Are you going up the stairs?
I'm going up the stairs.
Don't monkeys like high places?
Oh, you're going up, aren't you?
Oh, I might have gone up.
Are you looking for a gorilla?
Is it a missing gorilla?
Which one is it?
It's a monkey.
It's a monkey, isn't it?
Please be careful.
It smells a little dangerous.
I'm scared.
Are you okay? Is it okay for you to go in there?
It's okay, it's okay.
Please be careful, really.
It says to be careful of heights, so make it big, Kumi.
Please be careful.
It's already slippery.
Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
I'll lean against it like this.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Do you call monkeys, Kumi?
Yes!
Are you okay? Yes, I'm fine.
It's a little far.
Excuse me!
The radio is bad.
Excuse me!
Oh! There is a word "danger"!
Oh! Wait a minute!
What? Danger?
But in the dark, I found it.
What? Was there a monkey?
Maybe it's a monkey.
Everyone, please be quiet.
Monkey? Is it a monkey?
Please be quiet.
I'd like to charge.
Please be quiet.
This way!
Excuse me!
Maybe...
Gorilla?
Can you tell me if it's a monkey or a gorilla?
Excuse me, I'd like to ask you something.
Which is it, monkey or gorilla?
It's a monkey.
It looks like a monkey.
Is it a monkey? It's rare.
Can you tell me why you escaped?
Why did you try to escape?
Can you tell me about it?
I wanted to buy "jump".
"Jump"?
I went to the convenience store to buy "jump".
It's Monday.
I'm sorry for making such a fuss.
Are you reflecting on yourself?
I don't need it!
I don't need such a beautiful landing!
I'm sorry for making such a fuss. I'll return it to the studio.
I see.
It looked like you were dealing with it well.
Thank you for your hard work.
You found it well.
How was it, captain?
It's your first broadcast, isn't it?
It's my first time, but I think it went well.
I think so, too.
The studio was well received, and it looked like a residential area.
I'm happy.
Kaseya, you didn't convey "monkey" and "gorilla" well.
I haven't done "monkey" on TV much.
You said "monkey" all of a sudden in the first broadcast.
It was a little difficult.
I thought you had a lot of burden.
I was about to talk to the staff of the inspection office, but I got cold for a moment.
That timing was good, wasn't it?
Thank you for your hard work.
Who will become queen of ad-lib?
All right, let's end it.