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Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Let's meet up at Hinata-zaka!
We have another energetic Hinata-zaka member today!
Energetic, energetic, energetic!
No! No!
No!
No, it's only me!
What are you saying?
It's only me!
You and that are really disgusting!
What do you mean disgusting?
What will we do today?
Today's project is...
Chan-nib Extreme Battle!
"The Nibnodeon"!
Previously, we won the "Hiragana Music Exercise" by Matsuda-kun and Ko-an, which was held during the Hiragano era.
It was very exciting.
In the end, we had a BBQ party for each of you.
It was a bad ending.
Leave it to me.
Leave it to me. That's what you meant, right?
We didn't win, but we were eager to do it for you.
Is that all?
That's all, you know!
We were eager to do it for you, too.
That's right.
There are many places in Saitama.
Is Nib-chan and Ko-an close?
I don't know if they are close or not.
If you make me nervous, I'm going to cry.
It doesn't matter.
We had a project for you.
It just happened to be Nib-chan's project.
I know.
That's right.
My forehead is narrow today.
Who said your forehead is narrow?
Nib-chan has a wide forehead.
Nib-chan has a narrow forehead.
Nib-chan and Ko-an will arrange "the nib-moneo" that Nib-chan announced in this project.
Nib-chan and Ko-an will challenge each other in 6 different genres.
If Nib-chan wins in each genre, Ko-an will win.
In the end, the team with the most wins will have a one-minute camera exclusive prize.
The team with more wins will be able to perform their second single song "coupling".
In addition, in case you are nervous about making others laugh, we have prepared a help card for you.
Who will decide whether you laughed or not?
I will do it.
I will look at Nib-chan's monitor and decide whether you laughed or not.
I just want to see Nib-chan's smile.
You don't have to decide it.
I have to do it.
Are you okay, Nib-chan?
I'm okay.
Gazuya is pushing Nib-chan.
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You said "push", didn't you?
I said "push" and Nib-chan thought about it.
What will happen to my feelings?
Manahi, do your best.
Do your best. It's not bad. It's not bad.
You forgot my name but you still care about me.
You are being teased a lot.
It's funny.
Let's meet in the world of fish!
I would like to announce the genre I came up with this time.
It's this!
There are six of them.
There is a silent genre, though.
I might get caught.
What is "Ago-mane"?
"Ago-mane"?
It's an impersonation of an impersonator who used to spend his middle school and high school years in Saitama Prefecture.
Let's have a look.
Let's have a look at "Ago-mane".
Ago-mane
It only has a chin.
You borrowed it from him, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
There is one for each member.
I couldn't borrow that one because it was an illustration.
In "Saitama Gag",
you can use Saitama Prefecture's famous products and preservatives as small tools.
In addition...
What is it?
A picture?
A picture book!
I had one of these at home.
I'm curious about this notebook.
It says "Ago-mane".
It's a bit scary.
It's a joke, isn't it?
"Ago-mane" is like this when you say "ago-mane".
What is that?
It hurts.
It's embarrassing.
It's like you're in the dark with "Enta no Kamisama".
Enta no Kamisama
In addition, we've prepared various jokes, funny faces, and funny faces that you can't help but laugh at.
Please do your best for Nibuchan's big explosion!
And now, "The Nibumonea" will open!
First of all, the second generation and third generation challenge!
First of all, the second generation and third generation, please choose a genre!
One, two...
Saitama gag!
Why is this?
I'm from Saitama, and Nibuchan is also from Saitama, so I thought we could make them laugh here.
And these five people will challenge!
Kawata, are you good at this kind of thing?
No, I'm not good at it, but I kind of got it.
Everyone is scared of people.
Now, will you use Kasuga's rescue card?
I... won't!
I haven't started it yet.
You haven't started it yet, right?
Yes.
Does that mean you can do this Saitama gag somehow?
Yes!
Oh, I see. You're confident.
First of all, it's not serious strategy time!
Hey, don't hold back!
The members get small tools and think of a gag.
What is she doing?
Who is that?
It's already funny.
It was already funny.
Surprisingly, you do this kind of thing with excitement.
Now, strategy time is over!
What kind of gag will come out?
The time limit is one minute!
Now, let's go!
Second generation and third generation team...
Start!
You can do it! You can do it!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Yamada Udon!
Good! Good! Very good!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Baseball Bowler!
Clear!
Did you laugh, Mizu-chan?
I was going to be strict, but she was laughing completely.
There are people who have more interesting talents, so I want to see a little more.
That's right. There are people who haven't done it yet.
That's right. There is still time left, so let's do it a little more.
It's clear, but...
Then...
Start!
Excuse me, it's about time for you to dance.
Clear!
Good!
I want to do it, too!
That's actually my genre.
I want to see other genres, too.
Did you laugh, Mizu-chan?
I don't think I can make you laugh.
Everyone laughs except for Kumi-san, right?
For now, let's do what we have now.
I want to see it, too.
For example, if you clear "First Generation", you can clear it, right?
"First Generation" can be cleared, too.
The rules are very strict.
Normally, I don't like it, but everyone does it.
What is this idol group?
That's right.
Normally, I don't like it, but everyone does it.
Then...
Start!
You're doing it, aren't you?
You're licking it, aren't you?
You can't do it. Even if you laugh, you can't do it.
"First Generation" is already cleared.
Can I do a lot of it?
I don't know much about it.
Cut it out.
Ibu-chan was surprised just now.
It was really funny for us too.
One!
You're doing it wrong. You're doing it wrong.
It's fine. It's fine.
It's coming. It's coming.
You're doing it wrong again.
You're wearing a different hat.
That's terrible. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Let's keep going.
Hurry up.
This is silent mode.
Oh, I see. You can't use silent mode.
You're good. You're good.
You're good.
Oh, God, what's wrong with you?
You're doing your best.
The scissors are...
It stinks.
It's simple.
It's like an otaku.
It's simple.
There's a gap.
It stinks.
Katsuga used it.
Clear!
How many times do you have to clear it?
No, no, no.
There's a lot of clearing.
It's fine. It's almost over.
It stinks.
The picture doesn't suit you.
Hey, what does that "it stinks" mean?
Someone's coming. Someone's coming.
It stinks.
How many times do you have to cover it up?
It stinks.
It's Katsuga's business.
Huh? What's wrong?
It stinks.
Okay, it's over!
Only "it stinks" comes out at the end.
It hurts me.
It's Katsuga's business, so it's a fact.
It's not a fact.
It's a Saitama fact.
It's not a Saitama gag.
It's not a Saitama fact gag.
What is a Saitama fact?
The rules have become messed up, but as a result, both teams have gained one point each and the Saitama gag is over!
Next up is the first and last challenge!
What should we do? It's Saitama gag after all, right?
With a weird face!
Why a weird face?
I think there are a lot of first-year students who are good at weird faces.
Yes, so I did it with a weird face.
I see, you're confident about it, right?
That's right.
One, two...
And it's decided that these five people will do the challenge!
Are you going to use your rescue card?!
I'm not going to use it!
Use it!
I clearly saw it.
What? You're not going to use it, right?
If you do it with your own strength...
Well, it's only the first attempt, but...
I see.
First-year students!
Make Nibu-chan laugh!
That's good!
Nibu-chan is laughing!
She's barely laughing!
How is it?
She's barely laughing!
Next person!
That's good!
Let's go! Let's go!
You look like you're going to laugh!
She didn't say anything!
You can't say anything!
She didn't say anything!
How is it, Nibu-chan?
How is it?
Next person!
That's good!
Next person!
She's a great boxer!
How is it?
How is it, Nibu-chan?
How is it?
She's barely holding it in!
She didn't make it!
Nibu-chan, how is it?
This is hell!
It was dangerous from the beginning, wasn't it?
You held it well, didn't you?
I did, I did. I put up with it, but Iguchi-kun's was...
The final weapon was too strong!
You were making a voice, too.
That was out of the rules, wasn't it?
I wanted to do it with white eyes, but I failed a little.
I want to do it again.
It's funny even if you make a weird face, but...
What's wrong with your voice?
I can't do it with my voice.
It's just a weird voice.
You can't do it with white eyes at all, can you?
It's like a high-speed blinker.
Can you do it again?
Iguchi-kun, can you stop making a voice?
Why do you make a voice only here even though you don't usually talk?
The first generation is exhausted.
How was it?
It was a little weird.
How about the second and third generation?
If you can clear it like this, you can clear it.
We don't like weird faces.
Wait, wait, wait!
You're throwing away your weird face!
What are you doing?
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Even in the same group?
The second and third generation don't like weird faces.
They're idols, so...
That's true.
You're kidding me!
The first and third generation have different sales methods.
It's a practice.
What about you, Shouga?
The person above me told me to stop making weird faces.
I did my best to shake it off.
What is it?
Really?
The second and third generation must be protecting it.
That's right.
The quality of bread is a little different.
That's right.
It has an image.
The first and third generation team adds points and leads by one step!
Next is the second and third generation's challenge!
The genre is...
One, two...
Impersonation!
Who will go?
Me!
Why?
There are many people who are good at impersonation.
So I will impersonate.
Impersonator.
Impersonator has a different meaning.
Impersonator was born.
How about cards?
Oh, cards.
Is it time to use them?
The genre is getting better.
Help card.
What will you do?
I don't have it.
You don't have it?
I lost it.
Do you have it?
In this studio.
There are two.
It was here.
Don't drop it.
You left it there.
Don't drop it.
So you lost it, right?
But I have to use it, right?
Yes, you have to use it once.
Why?
If you use it here, you can't help it.
Yes, you can't help it.
If you use it later...
Help me.
Help me here.
Will you use it?
I will use it.
I will use it!
No, you don't have to use it.
You can't help it.
So, for the first time, Kasuga puts in a help card.
Will this choice be right?
If you use Kasuga's card, it will be twice as easy.
That's how much it costs you.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
Ready, start!
Let's do it more and more.
I'm watching you.
Members, members, no one is going.
Exercise is important.
Band is A-type.
You're laughing.
You were laughing just now.
Let's do it a little more.
Upper body, shoulder, lower body, human body.
This is...
The high schoolers are getting angry.
Nibu-chan is getting excited.
Tomita and Kosaka again.
Yes, it's me, Rura.
That was close.
They clapped.
I think we can say it's cleared.
Now, there is still time limit.
Matsuoka's...
You know, it's still early.
Nibu-chan!
Nibu-chan, that was close!
Now, there is 30 seconds left.
Now, there is no time.
Tomita!
Just...
Just one person left.
I'm a little tired.
Tomita!
Cleared!
Nibu-chan!
Cleared!
No, no, no!
What? What did you do?
Naomi, I'm a little tired.
Oh, that's good.
You can't just leave it like that.
Kasuga-san, you haven't done it even once.
I did it in the beginning.
Nibu-chan did it in the beginning.
Well, in the beginning...
No, no, why did you cut it out?
Who was it? Who was it?
It was of great quality.
It's amazing.
There was a sharpness in dancing compared to the top man in the main prefecture.
Here, the second and third generation teams start with one point and reach the same score again!
First generation, did you understand how to do the chin imitation just now?
Yes, we did.
But it's a little bit reckless, isn't it? Is it difficult to do it?
One, two...
We'll do it!
I want to do it!
I'll try it!
So, the first generation team will try the chin imitation!
Will they be able to show their seniors' willpower?
First generation, are you ready?
Yes!
Oh, that's good!
Since Kasuga-san didn't do it just now, can we do it together?
Wait a minute, you're participating in everything!
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
I'm doing it like you, too!
Were you doing it?
I'm participating in everything from my head!
Everything?
Then, you don't have to do it, do you?
Then, I don't have to do it.
Do it!
You're going to do it, aren't you?
If you do it like this, it'll be weird.
Don't do it like that!
Please say it!
I don't want to do it anymore!
Then, the first generation team's chin imitation, start!
I'm up!
I won't kiss you anymore!
I won't touch you anymore!
So, please!
Don't say we won't see each other anymore!
Oh, I'm the one who laughed, sorry!
Hello!
Today's topic is...
Oh, Manami sneezing!
I am Manian!
Oh, it came out!
It came out!
You used it, didn't you?
Chuka! Chuka! Chuka! Chuka!
Takamoto Hiromi, who are you?!
She said it herself.
Well...
I doubt your personality.
Taiwan, whatever you say!
Clear!
What? What did you say?
I'm Saito Kyoko.
Saito Kyoko, what did you do?
Please do it one more time.
Taiwan, whatever you say!
Oh, she's good!
Surprisingly, there are a lot of people who are good at performing arts.
Saito Kyoko, you're good at impersonating, too.
It's my first time doing it.
Wow!
It looks like you did a lot of it.
Your quality was quite high.
You said quite a lot of lines, too.
I've been doing it since I was in middle school.
Have you been doing it all this time, Keigo Kitagawa?
Yes, I have.
Hey, show me one more time!
Hey, you over there!
Hang in there!
What are you doing?!
You're really strong!
Hang in there!
What's this?
It's a series of Buzzer Beats.
Oh, Buzzer Beats.
You remember all of them.
When I was in middle school, I kept talking towards the courtyard.
Iguchi, you're pressing the panel too hard that your nose is turning red.
After that, Keigo Kitagawa and Makiko Uchidate did a miraculous collaboration for the third time!
Are you guys amateurs?!
You idiots!
Kasuga san...
Why didn't you do the challenge?
I did it!
Wait a minute!
Where did you go?
I did it!
I did it, too!
But there's a problem, Kasuga san.
What's the problem?
You're the only one who's laughing.
No, it's fine.
I did it.
Makiko Uchidate, you did it.
I doubt her personality.
You're going to get in trouble.
I talked with Keiko Kitagawa and I found you.
I saw you in the TMC hallway.
I can't see anything.
Good morning.
I found you.
Who are you?
I just told you.
Look at the camera.
What is it?
Are you amateurs?
Idiot!
Why are you looking at each other?
I'll do it.
Can I do it?
Are you amateurs?
I can't see anything.
It's about 45 degrees.
You can do it.
Hontou no watashi wa miserarenai
Kakko wo tsukechatte gomennasai
Mitsumerarenai kurai suki nanoni
Kyoumi na furi wo shiteru
Koi nanka mushi no kazu kodo
Shintashi onegai ippii (tsukkumi mushi)
Tsukushii kao de itomoto no you ni
Anata to hanashimashou
Saa ai toka michi mo kanji sasenaide
Kitsune kitsune, kitsune kitsune
Onnanoko wa baketerun da (itsukatte)
Kyun na part baretara
Kantan ni nusumarechau yo otoko
Doushite nambou da
kitsune kitsune, kitsune ni tsumawarete kitsukeba ii kachi ni
(kitsune, kitsune)
Kurato, the studio is in a terrible state!
Why did it turn out like this?!
Get out of the way!
Nibu-chan!
Nibu-chan, I said!
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The members involve the MC and go berserk!
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Completely!
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