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Let's discover unexpected sides of each member!
Last time, they tried to discover unexpected sides of each member.
They showed off their potential that no one knows about!
And this time, it's the second half!
They'll discover new sides of each member!
Do you know common sense?
They'll show off their potential that no one knows about!
Will they be able to discover unexpected sides of each member?
Kamimura, you scared me!
I didn't mean it like that...
Yeah, you scared me!
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Shall we move on to the next specialty?
Here it is!
I started talking about stairs.
Who is this?
Yes!
Oh! Watanabe-san!
Yes!
Can you talk about scary stories?
Before, when I was writing stories, I did a lot of weird things like that.
The reputation was pretty good, so I thought I'd learn it in earnest.
So, when I have time, I often hear scary stories from Inagawa Junji-san.
Recently, there was a TV show where Inagawa Junji- san talked about scary stories alone for three hours.
So, I watched it all the time and learned it in earnest.
So, I think I can be stronger in the future.
Watanabe-san himself seems to be having fun listening to scary stories.
Oh, I'm fine at all.
However, I don't know if it's because of that, but I've had a lot of scary experiences since last week.
What!?
So, that story is also a scary story, right?
Yes, you can talk about it.
Yes, there is a staircase version based on my experience.
This is good, scary stories.
There is demand for it.
By the way, is there anyone who can't talk about scary stories?
Ah...
There are quite a lot of people.
Ah, even the captain can't.
I can't.
I can't have that kind of atmosphere.
Atmosphere, right?
It's scary.
What about you, Nibu-chan?
Yes, my ears go "ping"!
Your ears go "ping"!?
So, you have bad ears, right?
I see.
Who else can't talk about scary stories?
Otake?
Otake can't either?
Yes, horror stories are basically bad.
If Otake can't talk about scary stories, why don't you wait in the front room?
You can ask me later.
What about you, Miipan?
Yes, I don't like corner rooms.
Corner rooms? Why?
Corner rooms are easy to gather.
Have you ever felt that?
No.
No?
She's making me swim.
Kamimura, are you okay with scary stories?
I'm okay with fake stories, but I don't like real ghosts.
Have you ever seen a real ghost?
No.
Is there a TV like this?
I wish there was.
If there was, I would know.
But there is Watanabe, right?
Yes, there is.
Huh?
You made a weird sound.
You're a self-destructing ghost.
It seems like a ghost is attached to you, so please let it come up.
Let's listen to Miho Watanabe's scary story.
This is the story I experienced.
The dreams you have when you sleep, fun dreams, happy dreams...
I think there are also scary dreams, so-called nightmares.
Since I was a child, I have often had nightmares.
I had a scary dream that day, too.
In the dream, I was running away from something.
I was scared and scared, but when I was running away from something I didn't know, I fell down.
I thought it was bad and turned around.
There was a big, big, big monster I didn't know there.
And the moment the monster approached me, I woke up from my dream.
That day, I had a scary dream and that's about it.
But just the other day, in my dream, I was in exactly the same situation and I was running away again.
I fell into that situation.
And like that time, I was constantly being chased by something I didn't know.
And I was being chased by a wall and I was reaching out for something I didn't know.
At that moment, I said, "Stop it!" and woke up from my dream.
But I remember that before I woke up from my dream...
I won't let you go next time!
Thank you!
Time's up!
It was a big explosion!
Did you feel scared, Kamimura?
In a different way...
That was scary!
I know, I know, I know!
Kasuga-san was also scared.
She was completely out of frame.
She was in the frame.
Watanabe-san, you were able to speak now.
You were able to speak now.
I was going to do my usual performance...
But while I was talking, Jackie was a little...
How about this?
I definitely want to go with Watanabe and Kakizaki as a set!
With the cameraman!
Um, excuse me!
Can I go to Kakizaki next to Watanabe...
and just touch him with a two-shot?
Is there another story about Watanabe?
Yes, there is!
Oh, I'm sorry! I want to hear it again!
Now, it's "Watanabe and Kakizaki's Staircase Story"!
Here you go!
This is what I actually experienced.
As I said before, I'm very prone to sadness.
The other day, when I was sleeping at night, I suddenly felt sad.
Ah, I felt sad again.
That's what I thought.
Of course, my body couldn't move.
I couldn't even breathe well and was in a painful state.
Ah, it's painful. Ah, I don't like it. Ah, I'm scared.
That's what I thought.
Then, my sister came home...
and my fun-looking sister came to my pillow.
Of course, I was sad...
so I couldn't move or talk.
But...
my sister kept talking to me in a fun way...
so I wondered "Why is this person here?"
But at that moment, I saw a woman's head behind her sister's back.
Time's up!
You didn't listen to me.
It's like you didn't get it right.
I don't know if I should do it, but I won't do NHK.
Yeah, you might have to choose a place.
You're good at making jokes when there's an actor.
I'm sure you're not good at it.
I studied it and did it.
I didn't know there were people like that.
I want you to do it next to Junji Inagawa.
Yeah, I want to see you do it next to people who talk about various things.
If you were Shimada-san, would you let me do it?
Let's see who wins.
Mr. Inagawa and Mr. Shimada...
If you're interested in their collaboration, please watch the show!
Next up is...
"I'm practicing for "Crame Taioh"."
Who is this?
Me!
Oh, Ushio-san!
Yes!
What do you mean you're practicing for "Crame Taioh"?
I started yesterday.
Well, well...
That's a lot of work.
You put in a lot of work.
Anyway, I'm good at it and I've been practicing for it for two months now.
So...
Say something.
Yesterday, yesterday.
Let's do it on TV.
No, you're lying. You did it yesterday.
You can't lie on TV!
You did it yesterday?
I want you to do it.
Shall we do it?
Yes!
Now, it's Ushio and Sarina's first "Crame Taioh"!
Please watch!
Excuse me!
Hello!
I'm surprised!
Yesterday, I bought a T-shirt here!
3XL!
When I chose it, it became like this!
I'm very sorry!
You asked me once, didn't you? I remember you!
Oh, really?
You asked me once, didn't you? If I chose it, would it shrink?
If it shrinks... I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
If it shrinks...
Do you have a receipt for when you bought it?
I don't have a receipt!
A receipt is something you don't get.
Oh, I see.
But I remember you!
I remember you!
I remember you, too!
You do, don't you?
If you do, would you exchange it for something else?
Yes, I would.
Would you give me a discount?
Yes, I would.
It was something you didn't have a receipt for...
You're good.
When did you buy it?
You remember me, don't you?!
Time's up!
I remember you!
There's more!
There's more?
Yes, there is.
Let me continue.
You were a little strong before.
You can continue, right?
I can continue.
You were stronger than I thought you would be.
I was surprised, too.
You can continue, right?
I can continue.
Let me continue!
Do you remember me?
Yes, I do.
It was yesterday.
Yes, I remember you now.
I will check your purchase history now.
Yes, please do.
Do you have time now?
I don't have much time.
I'm sorry.
I'll be quick.
Please wait a moment.
I don't have much time.
Thank you for waiting.
I just checked.
You don't have any history left.
But you remember me, don't you?!
You remember me, don't you?!
You talked about me earlier, didn't you?!
Yes, I remember you.
You said you remember me, and I said I remember you, too.
Yes, I remember you.
This T-shirt ends here, doesn't it?!
It's this one!
It's this 3XL.
You and this one here.
Yes, that's right.
It's a Z size.
We have the same design over there, so could you show it to me?
You're going to exchange it with me, aren't you?!
That's because I don't have a receipt for it.
You remember me, don't you?!
The end!
The winner is me!
I won!
What is "Z size"?
It's A, B, C, D, F, G...
You have a little receipt problem.
But you were able to deal with the actual claimer.
Yes, it was my first time dealing with a claimer in my life.
The claimer was strong.
Are there any other members who think they can beat you?
Raise your hands and let's go!
Have you ever done a part-time job?
Kanemura, can you do it?
I'd like to do it.
Could you do it for us?
Ready, action!
Welcome!
Hello!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Excuse me!
Did I offend you?
Wait a minute!
You scared me!
Yesterday, you know...
Yes!
You came to the closed shop yesterday.
I remember you!
Do you remember me?!
You were my older sister, weren't you?!
I remember you! Kanemura! Kanemura!
Ah, that's me!
That's you, right?!
Um... Kasuga says you.
What is it?
The shoes you bought at Otaku!
Ah, shoes! Thank you!
I knew it! I knew it!
Yesterday, we bought them together...
My older sister told me that high-tera will stretch!
High-tera will stretch! It's perfect for tomorrow!
When you said you bought a smaller size and said "It's okay, it will stretch!"
It didn't stretch at all!
Yesterday, I measured the size with you...
That's right!
I also measured the height with you...
I know!
Um...
It doesn't stretch!
Yesterday, um... after we bought them...
You dressed up in a weird way...
I didn't dress up in a weird way!
Hurry up!
You dressed up in a weird way...
I want to take off my shoes, so...
Take them off all night!
End of discussion!
What do you mean "weird way"?
I mean...
It can't be possible!
I mean...
I think we bought them together...
I don't know...
Can you do it a little more?
I'll do my best!
Can you do it?
Yes, I got it! I'll do it in a different way!
End of discussion!
Yesterday, when you bought them...
You didn't have a receipt, did you?
I don't need a receipt!
In front of you...
Isn't there a receipt?
Ah, a receipt...
You put it in an original box...
Ah, yes...
And you just took it home!
But if you don't leave me a receipt...
I can't exchange it...
But you have it!
You have the same design here!
Yes...
It doesn't stretch at all!
I walked all night!
To not get it!
Ah, I see...
I kept walking and walking and walking...
I see...
End of discussion!
Um...
I want to know a fun way of taking them off...
That's right!
Let's ask people who are confident!
That's right!
But, you know...
They're strong, so...
Let's say there are about three people in the store...
Ushio-san from earlier...
Yes...
And...
And who else?
Manamo was really professional earlier...
Can you do it too, Kamimura?
You raised your hand just now...
Yes, I can do it!
Let's go!
Ready, action!
Welcome!
Please come in!
Hello!
Welcome!
Hello, hello!
Don't be surprised!
Yes, yes!
Yesterday...
Yes!
You came here as soon as the store opened!
Yes, yes!
I remember you!
Yes, thank you!
You were here, weren't you?
Oh, you all remember me!
Where have you been?
I want you all to respond to me!
Thank you very much!
You know...
I can't drink at all!
My shoes!
I told you my size is small, but you all said it's okay!
Yes!
I'm 29cm tall!
Yes, yes!
How many centimeters did you buy?
I'm...
23cm!
Can you do it?
Because you said 23cm...
Yes, yes!
At first you said it as a joke, didn't you?
You said it as a joke, didn't you?
Yes, yes!
Will you change it or not?
Do you have a receipt or receipt card?
No, we don't have a receipt or receipt card.
Why not?
You said you don't need a box and you said you'd take it home and you took it home.
Yes, yes!
Yesterday and now, right?
Yes!
You haven't changed it at all.
I'm sorry!
I think we talked about that we can't return or exchange receipts or boxes when we throw them away.
What? We didn't say that!
I'm sorry we couldn't tell you that.
We're sorry!
You're too quiet! That's not good! That's the most important thing!
We're sorry!
That's our rule.
You can't change it?
No!
We can't exchange receipts or boxes, but we have other shoes.
What?
We have shoes that fit 29cm.
Yes!
Tomimura will show you around, so why don't you look for something new over there?
I think you should look for something that fits you.
Yes, please!
Can you do it?
Thank you!
Wow!
What was that?
Why are you making fun of me?
You're making fun of me!
You're making fun of me all of a sudden!
Time's up!
What was that?
What was Tomimura doing at the end?
He was making shoes.
He was showing them to an order maid.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Saito Kyoko will try to answer the questions.
Go ahead!
It's hot!
Welcome!
Hello!
What's wrong?
Well...
Yes?
I'm surprised.
What's wrong?
Yesterday, you bought a chair here, didn't you?
Yes, I remember.
You remember. You bought it for me, didn't you?
Thank you!
It's a chair, but...
Yes?
If you sit on it once...
I'm sure it won't break.
You said you tested it tens of thousands of times.
Yes.
You said it won't break.
I thought you'd use it for 10 or 20 years.
You were excited.
Yes.
But you said you had a job and you jumped around with it.
Yes.
But it broke.
Yes.
It broke.
Do you know common sense?
What's that supposed to mean?
I know common sense.
I'm a college student, you know.
You're an adult.
It's impossible for you to jump on a chair.
You said it wouldn't break.
You said it wouldn't break, so you jumped around with it.
Your friends also jumped around with it.
Then you fell and fell on your back.
You didn't get hurt, though.
Well...
It's not like you're a genius to make a chair.
It's not like you're a genius, but you're just a normal human being.
If you fly and mess up, it'll break, right?
But I said it won't break!
It's selling that it won't break, but if you mess up like that, it'll break, right?
Please withdraw.
Oh, oh, oh.
Say something, man.
Say something common sense.
I said it won't break, so I did it.
If you didn't say it won't break, I wouldn't do it.
We're at fault for this.
Let's go home.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
The strongest won!
The customer is rising.
It's embarrassing for an adult.
Yeah, it is.
Let's see the verdict.
The verdict is...
We'll accept it!
I'd like you to practice more behind the scenes, and I'd like you to work with comedians on each show.
At that time, Kyoko Saito, you should always say, "Do you know common sense?"
That one blow is pretty strong.
Yeah, Miyata was good, too.
He was good and calm.
How many times do you have to control people's minds?
It sounds delicious.
Now, let's go for the last one.
Can we play baseball one more time?
No, not twice.
You haven't played it, have you?
Yes.
I'm actually good at singing along.
Who is it?
Me!
It's Niibu-chan.
Niibu-chan.
You're good at singing along?
Yes, when I'm asked about a song, I sing along with words and melodies that come to my mind.
So you can improvise?
Yes.
So, Niibu-chan will sing a song with the melody of "Joyful Love" and sing along with Niibu-chan.
Can I say the theme?
Yes.
I can sing it right away?
Yes.
Here we go.
The theme is "kasuga".
Niibu-chan, let's go!
Stop it!
I told you not to say "onekonshi"!
You said it all of a sudden!
There should be more "pink" songs!
"Kinniku" and many more!
You didn't say "onekonshi" in the first song!
I won't say it until the chorus.
Okay, okay.
Please sing "Joyful Love" with "kasuga".
You're laughing!
Don't stop me!
"Kasuga" is good.
I sing it a lot at home.
Really?
Can you sing it with other melodies?
Yes, I can. I can sing it with anything.
What songs do you sing?
I sing "dare tobe" a lot.
Let's sing "dare tobe" then.
"dare tobe" and "wakabayashi"
What are you doing?
You don't look like you can do it.
Didn't you see her expression?
She said she can do anything.
She started singing right away.
It's like you got it right.
She sang "dare tobe" right away.
But, she couldn't feel her love for "wakabayashi".
So, we will omit it.
After this, a new singer will appear in "dare tobe" world.
Is there anyone else who can do "dare tobe" challenge?
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Matsuda-kun?
I want to do it.
Let's do it.
The song you will sing in "dare tobe" melody is...
"Garlic Man".
What should I do?
Please.
Garlic Man
"Atlantis" and "Ozman"
Garlic Man
"Garlic Man" and "Garlic Man" go well together.
Can you sing "Garlic Man" melody?
Yes, I can.
After this, the potential of "dare tobe" will explode.
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Unfortunately, it's time to say goodbye.
There were many more special skills we would like to show you.
What should we do today?
Let's decide on your best special skill, young man.
I found a lot of things.
I'll tell you what I can do.
The only thing I can do today is...
Katoshi's outside homerun.
Let's do it one last time.
Katsuga, let's do it one last time.
I see.
Let's do it nicely.
Katoshi, can you do the same homerun?
Yes, I can.
You're like a slugger.
Let's do the homerun.
Let's do it one last time.
Katsuga, please.
I'll do it.
It's the same!
It's the same homerun!
It's amazing!
It's amazing, Katoshi!
It's definitely a special skill.
Let's meet again next time.
Barbecue bus tour!
Next week and three weeks in a row...
Katsuga's barbecue bus tour!
The members and MCs will party hard!
Please look forward to it!