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Now, let's begin. Let's meet at Hinata Hill.
Today, we have another energetic Hinata Hill member.
Nice to meet you!
One, two...
We don't know what will happen in life, do we?
That's true.
We don't know what will happen in life.
Okay, Kasuga-san.
Today's topic is...
Hinata-saka members' delusional future history episode 2!
Let's do it!
I'm counting on you!
Kasuga will announce the delusional future history episodes that members have submitted in advance.
The last episode was about Snack Maoh's birth.
That's right.
So, this episode might be about something new.
By the way, when we checked the last episode's survey,
some episodes were delusional.
For example, Kyoko Saito.
When she was 22 years old in 2019,
she made her solo debut.
Wow!
Did you make it come true?
What?
Solo debut...
Solo and single debut...
Oh, I see.
I see.
And Sasami.
When she was 18 years old in 2018,
she made her debut as a member of M.S.T.
And this year, in July, she made her debut as a member of M.S.T.
I saw it.
What do you think about it?
Otake is doing a great job.
One more time.
Legendary.
Legendary members are good.
That's right.
Let's meet in Hinata-saka!
As an adult, I don't feel embarrassed.
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Let's go. First one! Sushi!
Yes!
Let's go!
Here we go!
I'd like to announce my fantasy future history.
First of all, in 2022, when I turned 20 years old...
I'd like to open up __________ and become a large part of celebrities and become a giant chain store.
What do you think it is?
Yes.
Snack Kanemura.
Snack Kaburi?
Snack Kaburi.
Is it too early for you at this age?
I'm 20 years old.
You're 20 years old.
I see.
Giant chain store...
I've never heard of it.
It's something I like.
Oh! Sushi restaurant!
Sushi restaurant!
Oh, it's the name!
Oh, I see!
I've decided on the name, and I'd like you to guess it.
Yes, yes, yes!
Kanezanmai!
Oh!
Wow!
You got it right!
Wow!
You got it right!
You were good at it!
I went to train at Kanezanmai when I was 18 years old, and when I was a year older,
the president told me I could open a restaurant there, and I'm thinking of opening a restaurant in Kanezanmai.
Oh, I see!
It's like "noreiwaki".
Oh, that's right!
I see!
Kanezanmai sounds like "gametsui" in Japanese.
It doesn't feel good in there, does it?
I feel like I'm going to get kicked out of there.
"Gametsui"?
It's more like "kanekane" than "metanoshi".
Next!
Gather your disciples and do "oniwara oniwara".
What do you think it is?
Gather my disciples?
That's pretty long.
Oh...
In-house sports day.
Oh!
Why are you announcing it?
Yes! Yes!
Produce an idol group.
Oh!
What?!
Wow!
You got it right!
How did you know?
I was talking about producing an idol group at the dressing room when I was doing my part-time job as Snack Mao.
Really?
Yeah, I thought it was the same!
Yay!
You're a group with a lot of people who want to open a restaurant.
Kanemura Produce's top-tier idol group!
Their name is "Jukkan Toiro"!
My specialty is that I can praise each member based on their individuality.
Wow!
Can you say that about any of the members?
I think it's okay.
Do you want to say it?
Kumi is a cool and strict leader,
and I think she's suitable for a bright person,
so I'd say Sabaca Aji.
Oh...
You don't like it?
You don't like bright people?
I'm not good with bright people...
Oh, I'm sorry!
Do you want Engawa?
Oh, Engawa!
Isn't that an order?
Do you want Engawa?
Engawa is for Wakabayashi-san.
Engawa?!
It's just my feeling, but I think it's Engawa with Shissou in it.
It sounds like you have a strong sense of smell.
What about Kasuga?
Kasuga is a military officer of Hamburg.
Hamburg?!
Oh, I know, I know!
There's a pattern like that!
It's kind of greasy and rough, and I think it's perfect for him.
I see, I see.
After that, when he turned 30, his talent as a cameraman declined.
His work as a CD jacket photographer increased rapidly!
I like taking pictures, and I still do.
But I want to make being a cameraman my job.
I think I'll start when I turn 30.
It seems like there are other members who like cameras.
Let's take some cool pictures of Kasuga!
We're ready.
Why don't you support Kasuga and have him pose for us?
Yes!
Please!
Please have a seat.
Um... let's make him look cool.
I'm sorry.
I don't need your voice.
Can you stretch your legs again?
I don't need your voice.
I'm sorry. Why did you do that?
Oh, you have interviews, too.
I'm sorry about that.
You often have interviews in magazines.
I'm sorry about that.
Please look this way.
The atmosphere has changed a lot.
Are you reflecting on yourself?
Did you do something? It's like a press conference.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself as an adult?
Didn't you feel anything at that time?
I'm really sorry about that.
What's wrong with you?
What are you talking about?
We're enemies.
Didn't you eat Emil's food at the drugstore?
I'm talking about that.
Oh, you're talking about that.
You took a picture of that, too.
Oh, you're talking about that.
On the contrary, what happened?
I don't know.
No, it's the first time I've been played like this.
It's the most intense way of playing with me.
You're playing with me more than this show.
You're playing with me.
You're playing with me more than this show.
Did you do something?
I did two things.
Are you confident about it?
Yes, when I'm excited and when I'm not.
The atmosphere suddenly changed, didn't it?
That's right.
It's not good.
That's what humans are like.
It's not good.
That's right.
This is what happens when you do this.
This is not good.
I wish I had noticed it at this time.
This is what happens at this time.
In the future, please strive not to break the dreams of the members.
Now, let's go back to the site training.
Yes.
Shibata Saitoh Kyoko, 21 years old, delusional future history.
Yes, yes.
First of all, 22 years old. What is produced and sold by Saitoh Kyoko Produce? The product name is ____.
What is this?
Isn't it this year?
Do you know?
Mipan.
Numero Dos de Umbre.
That's true, that's nice, too.
But it's different.
Different!
It's empty.
Okay, Shiho.
Saito Kyoko Produce's ramen is on sale?
- Oh! - Huh?
- That's right! - Oh!
- Cup ramen is on sale! - Cup ramen, huh?
- Yes! - That's true, it seems like it.
- What is the product name? - Hmm...
- It's like "from above". - "From above"?
- Yes. - Yes.
- "Eat up". - That's not it!
- What is it? - It's "suck it up".
- Oh, that's not it! - You have a bad mouth!
- That's too harsh! - You have a really bad mouth!
- What is the product name? - Saito-san-da-zo.
- That's not it! - "From above"?
- Okay, I'll say it now. - You'll say it now?
- It's Menya Kyoko-sama. - Aha!
- Kyoko-sama... - The taste is like a sunny-side - up miso ramen,
- with a bit of spicy oil. - Is it okay for you to say "permission" and stuff like that?
- It's a sunny-side-up cup ramen. - You know it's a sunny-side-up cup ramen, right?
- Oh, but I'll say it myself, so... - Oh, like "what I thought of"?
- Oh, yes! - Is that a problem?
- The cooking time is 4 minutes and 30 seconds, and the price is 590 yen.
- Okay! - Expensive!
- With a cup ramen?! - You can buy it at a convenience store, right?
- Yes. - Expensive!
- But a sunny-side-up miso ramen was 590 yen.
- So... - No, you eat it on a sunny day, right?
- Yes. - A cup ramen for 590 yen...
- I've never heard of it. - But I've never bought a cup ramen before,
- so I don't know... - You've never bought it before?!
- No, my mom bought it for me... - You've never bought it before?
- I'm also grateful for the product commercial. - There's a commercial?
- Yes. - You're grateful for it, too, Menya Kyoko - sama?
- Yes... Can I show you the commercial? - Yes, you can.
Now, it's Chigemiso!
It's my first time doing Chigemiso.
But, I can do it freely, so I'm very happy!
Chigemiso, Chigemiso, Chigemiso Ramen
It's delicious!
I'm doing a campaign!
It's like a strong local commercial.
Wait a minute...
Can I say something?
Yes, what is it?
I did a commercial for Coco Ichi in Hinata's 46.
But, it's almost the same as Coco Ichi.
What kind of commercial is it?
I want to see it!
It starts with "Now, it's Coco Ichi!"
It's almost the same.
This is not good!
Isn't it too much?
But, I made Coco Ichi as a base.
That's not good!
You can admit it!
Why is Coco Ichi a commercial with strong taste?
Why is it a strong base?
That's why you bring it from various places!
Five years after the commercial,
the era of strong ramen comes!
In the end, I want to receive a national nutritional award for ramen.
National nutritional award?
We don't have it yet.
National nutritional award is...
Can we get protein?
Yes, we can!
This year, it's protein!
Next year, can we get vitamin C?
That's right.
I want that award.
It takes a lot of time.
But, I want to get that nutritional award.
Nutritional award, right?
Can we get it in Japan?
Oh, I see!
It's a national nutritional award.
Yes, it's a nutritional award.
Did you think it's a nutritional award?
National nutritional award...
I don't know, I don't know!
I'll give it up for now!
What's that award?
What's a nutritional award?
I'll give it up for now!
Saito Kyoko became a national ramen idol.
After that, she became popular as a singer.
What kind of singer?
Raise your hand if you haven't answered yet.
This is a genre...
Hinano-chan!
*breathes in and out*
What is it?
What is it?!
You have a strong heart!
I've never seen you like this in a variety show!
Raising your hand and being stabbed, "what is it?"
Is there a hint? A hint?
It's a genre of a shop.
A shop?!
I know!
Yes, Iguchi.
Snack Mao's singer.
That's correct!
You're going to work for Snack Mao?
I really wanted to work for Snack Mao and I told my father about it.
Your father said okay?
He was against it.
That's new!
Iguchi is strange!
What will you do to become popular?
Break a speaker in Maracasu.
To become popular...
That's not it.
His stage is interesting.
Every Wednesday and Friday you'll go to work and become popular.
What is this?!
It's about shifts!
What is this?!
It can't be right!
What is this history?!
What is this?!
It can't be right!
When you're 50 years old, what will Audrey make and what will everyone do?
What is this?
A chair that will never break.
That's not it!
Where did you learn that?!
Audrey will make a terrace house and everyone will live there.
Wow!
Hinata will make a house and everyone will live there.
When you're 50 years old?!
We're already dead!
When you're 70 years old?!
When you're 70 years old, it's not the time for you to say "hinata house"!
Do you have an image of a place?
I like Roppongi.
Roppongi?!
It's like a castle.
It looks like a castle but...
It's not a castle.
How many rooms are there in LDK?
About 50 people.
50?!
It's more than the number of members.
That's a lot.
I don't know the meaning of LDK.
When you're 51 years old, what will everyone do?
Everyone will shave their heads.
Why will everyone shave their heads?
Suddenly, everyone will shave their heads at the same time.
Hinata house is a problem!
What do you think will happen to everyone?
If you haven't answered yet, answer me!
Everyone will move out.
That's right!
What's going on?!
It hasn't been a year yet!
What happened?!
Living together is tough.
It's gotten tough.
The members are moving out little by little.
I don't know why, but I'm the only one left in the castle.
And I'll sleep there forever.
Maybe you should just die.
That's all for Saito Kyoko's delusional future history!
Next up is Kawata Hina's delusional future history!
This is my delusional future history.
What will I be like when I'm 20 years old in 2021, three years from now?
You'll be something.
Yes, I'll be something.
Did you say that to the members?
Somehow, it makes me smell.
Yes, yes.
Ah, yes.
Become Ueno's panda.
Ah, that's close.
- Really? - I like pandas.
Yes.
Become Yamaguchi's panda.
Ah, that's close.
That's close!
Ah, yes.
Become a tourist ambassador.
That's correct.
Yes. Become Yamaguchi's Yamaguchi hometown ambassador.
Yes.
- I think you can do it. - I think you can do it.
- Can you do it?
Currently, this is the main celebrity who is appointed as a hometown ambassador by Furtasu ambassador.
Yes.
Oh, Kasumi Ishikawa is also like that.
Yes, she is. She is also a table tennis player.
Riki Choshu.
Of course, you knew these people are from Yamaguchi.
Oh, but Tomomi Nishimura eats grass, right?
Tomomi Nishimura doesn't eat it.
Tomomi Nishimura doesn't eat grass.
Tomomi Nishimura, don't get involved in it.
I'm surprised if you're watching.
Well, I'm 25 years old, but what can I do in Yamaguchi Prefecture?
Yes.
Hina Kawata's statue.
Oh, you got it right.
You got it right in one shot.
Hina Kawata's statue.
Yes, that's right.
If you ask me where I want to make it, it's the entrance of Shio-nyu-don made of Akiyo materials.
Entrance?
Yes, it's the entrance.
The famous tourist's fortress?
Yes, that's it.
Is Kawata's statue standing at the entrance like this?
Yes, you know there's a pond or something like that, right?
I want to make it near the water there.
What's going on with the water?
It's like it's buried inside.
It's buried inside?
Up to where?
Up to here.
Kawata, what kind of pose is that?
You know, there's a Saitama pose, right?
This is what I came up with because I wanted to make it, too.
Mountain pose?
Yes.
And everyone throws coins and stuff like that?
Yes, yes, and I use that for my profit.
Wow!
There are a lot of people who are obsessed with money.
And 11 years later, in 2037, when you're 36 years old, you'll start living with something. What do you think it is?
36 years old?
Yes, you're 36 years old.
Yes, it's Riki Choshu.
Am I wrong?
Riki-san, it's pretty hard.
You have to go through a lot of training.
It's something I like.
Panda?
That's correct.
I'll start living with a panda.
Are you sure?
Yes.
It's a jellyfish.
A jellyfish? Even though it's a panda?
Yes, that's right.
What's that? At home?
At home.
You can't buy it?
No, I probably can't.
It's a dream.
I don't think I can do it now, but I think it will come true someday.
Thank you.
I can't do anything.
Where do you live?
I live in a 2LDK apartment in Tokyo.
That's not Yamaguchi.
It's not Yamaguchi.
It's an apartment.
Yes, and this is my window.
You have a window in mind?
This is me.
Panda is not allowed in and out of the house.
We sleep in the same bedroom.
You sleep in the same bedroom?
Yes, we sleep in the same bedroom.
You have beautiful eyes.
Really?
I have a bamboo shoot in the living room.
I see.
We have separate baths.
Separate?
Yes, that's a relief.
We like to eat together and brush our teeth together.
It looks like you have a panda costume.
A costume?
Why don't you try it on and see how it is like?
Let's see how Kamata and jellyfish live.
Ready, action!
I'm back.
Jellyfish, I'm back.
She's not nice.
I told you not to sit like that.
Sit down.
She's not nice at all.
She's like a string.
This is your reward.
Let's eat it together.
She's happy about it.
Thank you for the food.
You eat it too?
Yes.
Thank you for the food.
She's eating it.
Really?
She's eating it together.
Eat it.
What is it?
You eat it without tea?
It's good.
It's good?
I ate it all today.
I'm proud of you.
Does a panda touch you?
She's special.
She's like an old man.
Let's do a pose game.
Ready, action!
No rules?
No rules.
It doesn't match.
Ready, action!
Is it close?
Ready, action!
Stop it!
It doesn't match.
That's it for today's episode of "Strange Co- existing Life".
The last episode is "Imagination Future History" by Hinano Kamimura.
"Imagination Future History" by Hinano Kamimura, 15 years old.
Yes, first of all, I'm 15 years old. This year, we will hold this "honyararara".
"Mizutama Pink Shibari" festival.
Is it close?
It's close, but...
Is it close?
Solo concert...
Wow!
The reason why I want to have a solo concert is...
There is "omotenashikai" that all Hinata Zaku46 members have passed through.
Omotenashikai
I'm one of the three generations, so I haven't been able to do it yet.
Oh, really?
Yes. So, instead of that, I want to hold "Mizutama Pink Shibari" as a solo concert.
You're one of the three generations, right?
Yes.
There is "omotenashikai" that all Hinata Zaku46 members have passed through.
Let's take a look at it.
Let's talk about it.
I like it! I like it!
What kind of "omotenashikai" is it?
We are Hinata Zaku46!
"Omotenashikai" is the path that all Hinata Zaku46 members have passed through.
"Omotenashikai" is an event that can be said to be a group's tradition of welcoming fans who have gathered in various clubs.
Sexy pose!
In the music club, the first generation does acapella.
Music club.
The second generation plays the drum.
They're playing the drum.
That's cool.
And the first generation does an impromptu performance in the drama club.
Where did you come from?
I am an alien this year.
What?
I will invade you.
What?
Ending with mystery.
You do this alone, don't you, Kamimura?
I want to change it a little.
What I absolutely want to do is the drama club.
Drama club, right?
What's that? Like an impromptu etude?
I want to play a theme on the spot and do it impromptu.
Captain and Manafino are in Shibuya's downtown area.
A sluggish man picks up a sluggish girl hard.
Oh, that's why it felt like that.
Do you want to do it?
Yes, I want to do it a little.
Do you want to do it impromptu?
Kana and her partner's famous acting and Hina's awkwardness.
It's embarrassing at all.
Who will be in charge of the night?
Who?
It's easy to say.
Then, the situation and which one will decide it.
Let's start the impromptu acting.
Doctor, I'm not feeling well.
Will I get sick again?
Oh, it's painful.
Oh, please help me.
Doctor, please help me.
Doctor, it hurts.
I can't breathe either.
I'll check it now.
Please, please.
Won't you look at me?
Please look at me, doctor.
Doctor, no, no.
Please judge me, doctor.
Doctor, do you know anything?
Doctor, please.
Doctor, doctor, please.
I'll check it now.
It's embarrassing.
Doctor, it's embarrassing.
The burden of Kamimura is too big.
So, the impromptu acting is forced to end.
Next time...
A pirate slug appears in a sunny stadium!
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Next time, a surprising side of the members is revealed!
Audrey also discovers a shocking potential!