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Let's study at Kafka's Radio!
Last time, when they aimed to be on a popular radio show...
If you say it clearly now, it'll sound like a lie.
As a popular personality, DJ Kasumin, who kept fighting in the radio booth for 50 years, taught her the secret.
And this time, as a guest, it's a real battle!
Checking the members' episode-talking skills, which is essential for radio!
Will they be able to talk about their funny episodes?
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Let's get excited with our proud episode-talking!
From now on, we'll use Kasumin's secret...
As a guest of Kafka's Radio, we'll show you our proud episode-talking!
And will that talk be used in other programs?
Audrey and Kasumin will decide!
As a result of voting, these six people will challenge first!
DJ Kasumin's Kafka's Radio!
Kafka! Kafka! Kafka! Kafka!
Now, it's started. Personality, me, Kasumi, and assistant Waka-san, aka Wakabayashi-san!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
I came here by car today, you know...
Oh, sorry!
I've been looking at the glass all the time and...
Oh, it's okay. I don't need an episode talk from an assistant.
Is it bad?
I'd like you to talk about it when you shake it.
Oh, I see.
Episode talk is fine.
Oh, I was really surprised.
Oh, really?
I thought it was dirty.
I couldn't get it off no matter how much I wiped it with a wiper.
And like I often see...
Oh...
The pebble...
The pebble that flew and cracked.
Oh...
And when I called Jeff...
Oh, that's enough.
We have a guest.
Yes.
Can you introduce me first?
No one has a car license.
No, before introducing the guest...
In the future...
No, I won't introduce the guest.
I don't know who's coming.
I see.
The members of Hinata Zaka Forty Six are here as guests!
Nice to meet you!
We are Hinata Zaka Forty Six!
Wow, you're so energetic!
Your name has changed.
You said "shin".
How do you feel?
I'm not used to it yet.
You're not used to it yet?
I sometimes say "hiragana".
Oh, you're young, you're young.
Don't turn it more than "pain".
No, I want to talk.
That's right, but...
Let's do it this way for now.
I'm sorry.
Okay, let's get started!
The first topic is...
An incident that just happened.
Hmm...
Well, Fuzan, if you're right...
I'm sure you're wondering what's going on, but who wants to go first?
- Yes! - Oh! Then, Katoshi.
- I had a day off for the first time in a while, and... - Oh.
- The moment I woke up in the morning, my mother was in front of me. - Oh.
- Then, she shouted, "Little face student, go!" - On the spot?!
- Like, really... - Out of nowhere?!
- That really hit home for me. - Aww...
- You were trying to say it all of a sudden, weren't you? - Yeah.
- Like, "I'll say it one day." - Yeah, I think so.
- But my face was different in the morning. - Yeah.
- It was about twice as swollen as it is now. - Yeah.
- I think it's better to say it out of the blue. - Yeah, it's better to say it out of the blue.
- It's not an adjustment. - Aww...
- But, anyway, my face was too big, and my mother said it the moment I woke up. - Your face was too big?
- Well, that's how it happened. - Aww...
- So, at night, you're the smallest student in the class, right? - That's right.
- Aww... - Oh, I see.
- But, you know, I'm sure your mother doesn't have any ill intentions, right?
- No, I don't think so. - I'm sure she's saying it because you're supporting her, right?
- Aww... - Yeah, you're right.
- But, you know, I was really shocked. - Aww...
- But, well, I went to the amusement park that day. - Aww...
- But, you know, I went to the amusement park that day. - No, you didn't!
- Don't you get it? The main thing is what you're trying to say next. - Yeah.
- Don't try to end it yourself. - Yeah.
- Yeah, you're the one who's trying to end it, so it's the main thing. - The tempo is a little...
- Yeah, please do. - The tempo is...
- Now, is there anyone else who has something to say? - Yes.
- Oh, then, Otake.
- When I get tired from work and look at my phone,
- I get a text message from my dad, like a poem.
- A poem? - I get a text message like a poem.
- When I get that text message, I feel like I'm tired. - Aww...
- But, when I think about it later, I think it's kind of interesting.
- What kind of things do you write about?
- For example, when I changed my name,
- I wrote, "I'm sure Aya has a lot of feelings after changing her name."
- But, my dad said, "I kind of had a feeling."
- Your dad is amazing! - What a wonderful dad you are!
- Yes, it's a poem. - Aww...
- But, there's one more.
- Recently, when I'm at home and someone asks me if something weird is happening,
- my house's cutting board and knife suddenly fell down.
- That's scary, dad! - My dad sent me that.
- He sent me that with a picture. - Wow!
- I want to see it!
- He sent me that all the time. - Aww...
- It's the perfect timing for a cute dad like you. - Yes.
- How about the next one? - Yes.
- Oh, let's move on. - Yes.
- For me, it's the pollen disease season right now,
- and I can't stop sneezing and sneezing.
- When I sneeze in the dressing room,
- the members ask me, "Huh? What was that just now?"
- "Was it a sneeze? Was it a cough? What was it?" They ask me that a lot.
- I usually sneeze and sneeze normally,
- but Shiho Kato says it a lot. - Huh?
- Yes. - What is it like?
- Oh, I'll say it.
- That's not true! As expected of someone who likes to go back and forth between the main things.
- I'm curious if it's in the middle. - I'm curious, too.
- Then, Shiho Kato.
- What? Is it weird? - That's right.
- It's "if" in English. I'm saying "if". - "If"?
- How much of it can you recreate?
- I can recreate it perfectly, so I'll say it.
- "If"!
- She said "if", and she said "if" for that! - It's really like that!
- She said "if" for that! - There's no way that's true!
- I think it's like that. - Really?
- It's exactly like that! - Really?
- Yes. When Manafy sneezes...
- "Hello~♪" - "Hello~♪"
- Ah, I see.
- It's a pattern of singing "if". - It's like an attack note.
- It's connected to sneezing... - That's a wide range of things.
- Watanabe Miho's sneezing is really like a trick. - It's like a trick.
- I thought it'd be a shame if she sneezed like that in advance.
- She's pissed off. - She's pissed off!
- She's not angry, but pissed off. - For a while, I observed Watanabe Miho.
- When Miho sneezes, I often ask her...
- When she sneezes, she sneezes very quietly.
- She chooses a place. - Ah, she can do that.
- She chooses a place and sneezes.
- She's really doing it.
- Sneezing has to be done properly...
- Properly? - I don't know.
- I feel like I'm not doing it properly.
- You're not doing it properly?
- By making my own voice come out, I decided to bring out my all.
- She's really noisy!
- I don't think you can sneeze that much.
- She's a man.
- If you sneeze in the bullet train or somewhere like that,
- you'll wonder what you're sneezing for, right?
- I think that's conscious of you.
- How do you sneeze in the bullet train?
Like this.
She's holding it in.
She's doing it with her elbows.
But when she's forced to do it, she apologizes and says "I'm sorry!"
They're apologizing to each other.
That's a lot.
Is there a story like that?
When we went on a trip to Nagoya, all of us were on the bus.
When we arrived at the station, everyone was on the Shinkansen and asked us to get off the bus.
I happened to be asleep at that time.
I was completely asleep.
But no one called me when I got off the bus.
When I got off the bus, I looked around and no one was there.
I was worried that I would be left behind in Nagoya.
I was worried about what to do.
I had a drink holder in my hand.
I put a chocolate latte in it.
What I thought of was that I threw it away.
When I threw it away, the chocolate latte covered the sky and got on my favorite white tote bag.
And it's white.
At that moment, I fell asleep again.
You're crazy.
What are you talking about?
You're really crazy.
You fell asleep again.
When I woke up, no one was there.
You're crazy.
When I woke up, I was soaked and I wanted to cry.
You're scary.
That's what happens when you hug that kind of thing.
And no one was there, and chocolate spilled out!
And when I cried, the manager came and said, "What's wrong?" and I was fine.
You calmed down.
I left after calling Miho, but she really doesn't wake up.
She doesn't usually wake up like that.
She wakes me up when I go to the convenience store, but she doesn't wake me up.
She says, "I wanted to go," but she doesn't wake me up.
That's not right.
It's like she's answering you.
Even though I've been sleeping all day, when I call her and say, "Do you want to go to the convenience store?" and she says, "Yeah, I'm fine," but she doesn't remember a thing.
So when I wake her up next time, she'll be so angry that she'll throw up.
She'll get angry if you do that.
Who is it? Who is it?
Don't say things like that.
If she wakes up like that, she'll be like, "Oh, thank you."
Kato will throw up, right?
Please.
I hope she gets angry.
I hope she gets angry, right?
Okay, is there anyone else?
Yes.
I did a basketball match with Kasuga-san.
At the time, I cried.
You cried, didn't you?
Since then, I've been telling my fans at secret meetings, "Kasuga-san, are you scared?" or "Kasuga-san, aren't you scared?" or "Let's fight again and knock him down."
It's amazing.
You're cheering for him.
Recently, I've been saying, "Wakabayashi-san, knock him down, too."
There are people who want to knock down Audrey.
It's not like I cried because I was scared.
Every time I'm told that, I'm like, "Well, it's business."
Don't say things like that.
It's business.
It's like I'm doing my best for a business rival.
I see.
You don't want her to say it anymore, right?
On the contrary, when I'm told that, I become less conscious of it.
You're being sucked in.
Is it okay for you to fight a basketball match now?
I don't think it's okay now.
But if I'm told that again and again, I might become a rival of Kasuga-san.
You shouldn't say that.
I see.
You don't want her to say it anymore.
That's right.
That's all for today's episode talk!
So, how was it, young master?
I thought the conversation between the members would be exciting.
I see, I see.
I wanted to spread it out more and more, but I wanted to do it one more time without Kasu because the main personality was a little too much.
That's not it.
Now, we'll switch members and play twice!
DJ Kasumin's "Kasukasu Radio"!
"Kasukasu" "Kasukasu" "Kasukasu"
"Kasukasu" "Kasukasu"
Today, "Hiratsuzaka46" members are coming as guests!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Today's theme is "Talk about what you laughed about the most recently".
So, what do you think, top batter?
"Talk about what you laughed about the most recently". You can go back now.
But you know, this group is a team that laughs a lot, right?
Like "Talk about what you laughed about the most recently".
But it's a little different from the others, right?
It starts like a mini-content right away.
There are a lot of things to laugh about, but I'm really looking forward to what kind of stories will come out.
You don't have to say that.
It's already coming out. "Talk about what you laughed about the most recently".
You don't have to say that.
Oh, then let's go with Ushio-kun.
It's exactly "Talk about what you laughed about the most recently".
The members of IGCHI and I are now next to you.
Recently, we formed an alliance called "can't mo".
"Can't mo"?
That's right. We decided not to eat sweets.
But we added "can" from "candy" which means "candy only" and "can" from "we can do it".
Oh, I know.
We added "can't mo" again, right?
Please do as you like.
Until then, we enjoyed doing it together.
But suddenly, we started writing something on a box of sweets.
When we looked at it, it looked like a "can't mo" certificate.
So we started writing it.
We were wondering how old we were.
When we finished writing it, we said "can't mo" to everyone we met.
That's not how you say it.
You guys are different.
Us?
One, two...
We're over 20 years old.
When we saw the picture of us being pulled towards the members, we laughed a lot.
We're doing it together. We're having a lot of fun doing it together.
But now that you said "can't mo", don't you want IGCHI to be quiet?
No, but...
But it's not like that at all.
Also, Sarina...
She's being taken away.
Recently, Sarina has been into Audrey's impersonations.
Especially, Wakabayashi's Castellucci.
I think it's really good for a radio show.
My impersonation?
It's all messed up now.
But this...
Help me! What do I do? I'm worried again!
Stop! That's it!
It's over.
But you said "can't mo", so I was worried.
That's a little dangerous.
Um...
Don't be nervous!
What are you saying?
Do it properly!
It's not funny!
Has it already started?
Audrey-san said "can't mo"!
She did it for me.
We were talking in the dressing room alone.
I was wondering what I was doing.
Then, suddenly, Audrey-san said "can't mo"!
No, Audrey-san said "can't mo"!
It's the same thing.
When we were in the dressing room,
you two were hit in the front and back, right?
I was really moved by that.
I wanted to do it, too.
If you can do it, I don't want you to do it.
Is there anything else?
There are a lot of weird girls in the dressing room.
Our group.
There are a lot of girls from different places, some from Tokyo and some from Kanto, but "let's say goodbye with 'goodbye'" is different from "let's say goodbye with 'goodbye'", isn't it?
For me, it's "let's say goodbye with 'goodbye'".
By the way, you two are...
I'm "gooper", "gooper" is "just".
Me too.
I don't say "let's say goodbye".
What about you guys?
"Goodbye".
"Let's say goodbye with 'goodbye'".
Same.
"Let's say goodbye".
But only Mao-san is really gross.
Excuse me!
Iguchi!
It hurts quite a bit, so I really want you to stop.
Iguchi is really strong.
I want you to say it.
"Guro guro guro pa".
You're the only one who can say it.
Really.
Really?
Yes.
Say it again.
"Guro guro guro pa".
What's "roa"?
I don't know, but...
"pa" is "gu" and "pa"?
"pa" is "gu" and "pa", but...
"guro guro guro pa".
Where is "guro"?
I don't know.
Really?
Yes.
Since I came to Tokyo, everyone has been saying "guuto guuto".
"Guuto guuto guuto guuto".
I don't know if I said it correctly.
But you said it in a different way, so I tried to get used to it.
When we went to Niigata, it was "guuro guuro guuro pa".
I want to verify it.
Fasuga, can you go with us for the shooting?
You want to verify it, right?
Yes, I do.
Whether it's true or not.
You two go for the shooting.
It sounds like a lot of fun, so let's look forward to making it come true!
Is there anyone else?
Yes.
This is about when we were on a trip.
On the way back, we got off the car and walked normally.
We got off the car.
I have a lot of luggage.
I have a carry case, a backpack and another bag.
But suddenly Mr. Iguchi came.
When I saw it, I thought it was a carry case.
I was surprised.
I was surprised that there are people who have so little luggage.
What did you have?
I only had my cell phone and wallet.
Why are you so naked?
I was naked for only one night.
Don't you have any makeup tools you don't know about?
A makeup artist came with me.
I took a bath.
Some people take a bath at a hotel.
I only slept.
The next day, the makeup artist did my makeup for me.
I only had my cell phone and wallet.
I had a question.
The Shinkansen left at four o'clock in the evening.
I was wondering what I should do.
I asked Mr. Iguchi about his clothes.
Mr. Iguchi said, "I'm already here, so I'll just sleep."
It was a weekday story.
It was about four o'clock in the evening.
You still have a lot of time.
I didn't want to take my luggage with me.
I don't like having a lot of luggage. It's heavy and my hands hurt.
If you put it under the bullet train, you can't sleep big.
I don't like that either, and I want to hold it down with one.
How much luggage do you have today?
But it's cool.
Take only your wallet and cell phone and get a big applause at the live show.
It's a comedian's mirror.
It's the coolest.
If you only have your body, you can laugh.
I'm sorry, I'm slacking off.
I'm sorry.
It's cool, isn't it?
If you laugh, it's a good impression.
It's cool, isn't it?
It's not good, is it?
You don't take a bath and sleep, do you?
It's a comedian's mirror.
It's wonderful.
How about Kamimura-kun?
I thought there was something interesting.
That's the theme.
I gave you that theme.
I thought there was something interesting.
I consulted with Tomita Suzuka-senpai.
She said, "I'll do something interesting for you."
She said, "I'll do an impersonation of Satomichi- san."
She said, "I'll do an impersonation of Nakabayashi-san."
She did it.
Have I done it before?
You do it a lot, don't you?
Really?
You listen to the radio, don't you?
You're not sleeping, are you?
Is it okay?
You said it was interesting, didn't you?
It was very interesting and I laughed the most.
I'm happy.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
I have a wife and a son.
You've been making fun of me for a long time.
I respect you.
You've been making fun of me for a long time.
I won't forgive you.
I'm sorry.
We're even from now on.
At least...
He's not happy about me.
At least, I thought you were funny.
Why are you making fun of me?
Suddenly, after a week of looking back, I started to think that there was nothing fun about it, and it made me sad.
I don't want you and me to have an awkward relationship, but for some reason, I'm curious about it.
I don't know how many times I've wished for it.
I didn't turn off the lights in my room and stayed bright all the time.
I was looking at the scene in my single bed.
I won't forget the heat of the drops of tears falling on my ears.
So that I don't show anyone my weakness.
Let's cry, let's cry, let's cry.
On a summer night like this.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I can't help it.
That's all for today.
We checked everyone's radio skills today.
Mr. Wakabayashi, do you have any memorable members?
I think we're all suitable for radio.
But Watanabe's episode was amazing.
He talked about people who came to shake hands.
That's interesting.
I think it's okay for one of us to say it.
But as a guardian, I think Ushio should say it.
When you have all the members together, it's more interesting.
That's right.
If you have a combo...
I'm glad you said that.
Well, I'll recommend you to a radio director I know.
I only know one.
Are you okay?
Hinatazaka is good.
Hinatazaka is good?
Hinatazaka is good.
I called him when I was in second grade and he said it was interesting.
Why did you start biting me suddenly?
I'm glad you said it.
You hate stamina, don't you?
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Next episode, "Kyun and Chau Deco Pen Battle" will be held!
From members' Deco Pen illustrations, Audrey will choose!
What kind of Deco Pen will she make?!