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Good evening, everyone. We are Hinatazaka46 Yonkei.
"Choco Parade" 46 seconds has started again tonight.
We are wearing yukata again tonight.
Ta-dah!
Well, Konishi and Rio will beat Hinatazaka46 and start the show!
Yes! We'll do our best!
Good luck!
Can you do it?
Let's do our best!
Good luck!
Here we go!
Yes!
One, two...
Good luck!
Ah!
Good luck!
I did it!
I got one!
Good luck, Rio!
Good luck, Yonkei!
Ah!
Good job!
But you're doing it really well!
You're doing it well!
Ah! Just a little more!
Good luck!
Ah!
Good luck!
"Choco Parade" starts now!
Yes!
I'm so happy!
This is a karaoke room "Hinapare" that only handles super limited rankings.
Continuing from last week, a large gathering with yukata again tonight!
Let's go with a festival mood!
It's wonderful, again.
The room is also wonderful, everyone!
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
You haven't said it yet!
I haven't said it yet!
Shall we check out the ranking today?
It's increasing!
Idol songs are good, too!
Women aiming for being entertainers
I'm curious about this!
I'm curious!
The song ranking that you want to sing for the woman aiming for being entertainers.
I want to hear it!
To the women aiming for being entertainers of Fushimoto Industrial's NHC,
we asked them the song they want to sing for appealing to those who like them.
I love cigarettes and cigarettes.
"APPAREARIS" by a hot-looking woman, 12 years-old, F-CUP-fuafua.
I hope you'll take care of me!
I'm a black cow, overweight, 680 years old.
I'm singing it seriously hoping to show adult's charms.
It's relay circulation.
I want to sit next to someone I like and sing with them.
Dancing hero.
When I was young, I used to sing and dance and get excited.
It's Chaitop's "landing".
It's Aihako's "kira kira" song.
Your eyes, nose, mouth, chin and eyebrows are so lovely whether you sleep or wake up.
Tsukuba is a factory of gamma oil.
Tsukuba is an abandoned island.
Even if it's an abandoned island, it's not this abandoned island.
It's Nishino Kana's "trick".
It's Frederick's "dance loop".
I want you to think that you don't know a night you haven't danced!
It's South Sea Dog's "cinderella".
I'm a gal, but I want to show you that I have a fragile side and a pure side.
It's Genki Pro-wrestler's "harukaze" song.
It's Chou Chiumei's "anata no koibito ni naritai" song.
anata no koibito ni naritai
By looking at him like that, you can make him aware of you.
I've never been unable to get along with him like this.
Ranking 10th to 4th place is as follows.
We asked this year's N.S.C. students.
As expected, it's the same.
I don't know which one is which.
Even if you compare it with the previous video, you won't know.
It's interesting.
How about you, Michi-chan?
I like "Cinderella Boy".
When I went to karaoke before, Shimizu sang it for me.
It was really good.
I'm happy.
That's why I've been listening to it a lot.
That's good.
How about you, Gen-san?
I like the music video.
Gen wants to be a comedian.
I like the music video.
It's really cute.
It's like a manga.
While watching the music video, I feel like I've seen a manga.
I really like it.
That's good.
Let's watch "Cinderella Boy" streamed over 600 million times.
Gen-san, Michi-chan, please!
Even if I know it in my head, my body can't catch up with my heart.
It's simple, if you're a man, even more so.
Even if I shake and shake and shake, you're still the worst for me.
I loved you, for some reason.
It's annoying, I want to forget you.
Even though you always hurt me.
Cinderella, come on, turn the page.
Don't make me cry in your arms.
Pretend you don't notice and leave it as it is.
I hate the cigarette you light.
Just show me your weakness in front of me.
Try calling me with an innocent face.
Let me get used to your eyes.
I just wanted you not to look at anyone.
Cinderella, come on, turn the page.
Don't make me cry in your arms.
Pretend you don't notice and leave it as it is.
I hate the cigarette you light.
Just show me your weakness in front of me.
Try calling me with an innocent face.
Pretend you don't notice and leave it as it is.
I just wanted you not to look at anyone.
Hinatazaka46!
Where is Haruharu?
Oh, you're right! Haruharu!
Everyone!
Haruharu, where are you going?
Don't go anywhere!
Look at this!
What's that?
It seems that "Human Language Adventure Fair" is held here now.
What's that?
I've never heard of it in karaoke.
I brought this flyer.
Is it karaoke?
Give it back!
No!
Don't you want to do it?
This time, it was the entertainment show's ranking.
Sometimes, it's good to do this kind of "Human Language Adventure Fair".
I don't want to stand up for this fair.
But, everyone is amazing!
I want you to challenge "Human Language Adventure Fair" with this flyer!
Then, let's start!
Go!
Go for it!
We'll watch you from here.
Go! Go!
She's doing her best.
She's fast.
Speed is important! Speed is important!
I'm looking forward to it!
Mitchan! Mitchan! Let's go!
This is how I feel.
You're good. You're visually easy to understand.
Wow!
You're smart!
I don't like being smart!
OK! Rinsa! Let's go!
You're good! You're good!
Let's go!
Elementary school boys on summer vacation.
Mom! I'm scared!
OK!
You're good!
She said "OK" just now, but was it "monoboke" just now?
"Monoboke"? That's simple.
That's good.
What's wrong with me?
I'm a human dog.
You're good!
Good morning!
I'm hungry.
I'm a cleaning cameraman, Hiraidai.
Which one is worse?
Not Kano Yosui-san, not the camera-man on-the-field, this is the third time I'm making you laugh.
- Third time already? - I'm gonna beat you up.
- Only 2 minutes left. - Oh no.
First, a normal person shoots a gun.
Bang, a tailed crane shoots a gun.
Bang, fluffy marshmallow
- You're not allowed to say anything. - You can't say anything.
Please stop.
You can't say anything!
Oh, it's coming back!
It's jealousy!
Jealousy!
Amazing!
What did you harvest in one month of summer vacation?
You have a good spirit!
The number of your hands is good!
OK, OK!
That's cool!
Self-punishment game!
I really hate it!
Please stop it!
Ah!
OK!
Self-punishment game!
OK, it's over!
It's over!
Yes!
There were also a lot of monoboke that were cut off due to time constraints,
but the monoboke MVP that Fukuda-san chose this time is...
It's amazing!
It's Caholin's "Hyottoko-ninji"!
It's money!
That was interesting!
It's money!
Is it like an encore?
It's like an encore!
It's like winning...
It's amazing!
It's Caholin's "Hyottoko-ninji"!
It's money!
It's like this!
Wait, wait!
I thought about it a lot!
Why is it human-faced?
It's scary!
Self-punishment game!
Let's see from third place to first place!
For me, it's the third place "Renai Circulation"
Every day on TikTok, there's a video of girls singing a cute song.
I found out about it there.
If I were a man and I were to sing this song, I'd probably fall in love with you.
Why are you blushing?
I think the lyrics are quite rough.
I think if you sing this song, you'll fall in love with me.
It's perfect for you.
What?
It's rough.
Is it because you're "meow meow"?
No, it's because you're Watanabe-chan!
Are you really Watanabe-chan?
Before the song starts, I say "Ready, go!" a lot.
I say it in your live video.
That's good!
I love it and I've repeated it many times.
It's cute!
After this, Tama-nyan will sing a solo song for the first time on TV!
Tama-nyan's first solo song on TV, "Renai Circulation"
Sing it up, "Meow!"
If I were to put it into words, it would disappear next year.
I thought it would be better if I erased the words.
I was afraid of it.
But, huh?
Maybe it's not like me.
From the first step of a path of thorns,
with a will that seems hard like a stone,
even if dirt piles up, it's a mountain.
With all my might,
no, with all my might,
fluffily,
you call my name.
That alone makes me float in the air.
Fluffily,
fluffily,
you are smiling.
That alone makes me smile.
Fluffily,
fluffily,
I'm happy.
But that's no good.
That's no good at all.
My heart is evolving again and again.
Yes, that's no good.
Hey, that's no good at all.
Look at me.
Forever and ever.
Fluffily, fluffily,
you call my name.
That alone makes me smile.
Fluffily, fluffily,
you're smiling.
That alone makes me smile.
Thank you, God.
I'm happy.
But that's no good.
That's no good at all.
So I'm going to evolve.
Again and again.
Yeah, that's no good.
Hey, that's still no good.
Look at me.
Forever and ever.
So cute!
So cool!
I'm glad you like it.
So cute!
You were so cute!
I'm not that cute.
I'm surprised.
You were the cutest I've ever seen.
You were so cute, I laughed out loud.
Everyone laughed at you.
You were so cute.
I'm glad you like it. Were you nervous?
I thought I heard something behind me.
I opened the gate and came out.
You were so cute!
I opened the gate and came out.
You made me look cute.
I'm glad you like it.
Bye-bye!
That's no good!
The regular members will appear next.
Let's go on an adventure!
Regular-san is here again!
Welcome back, Regular-san!
I'm so nervous!
What's wrong with you?
I'm so...
I was so nervous for an hour!
I'm so happy to see you again!
I want to sing again!
I'm happy!
Okay, Matsumoto-kun, tell her.
Leave it to me!
Let's go!
Okay!
Gramps sneezing sound is loud!
I want to say it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
It's loud, isn't it?
You taught me the tips for the last season.
Yes.
Haruharu...
Yes?
Since Regular-san is here...
Yes?
Can you tell me something special?
Something special?
I want to know!
I want to know how you did it!
An idol's story...
I don't usually hear it.
That's right.
Takeuchi Kirari and I were eating ramen.
Ramen?
Kirari-chan was eating it.
Cold ramen.
Well, we were eating cold ramen.
Then, Kirari asked me...
Is ramen cold?
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Now, the four of them will challenge "Haruharu Exploration Team" again!
Starting with Konishi-chan!
Then, who will say "haruharu"?
Rina Watanabe will say "haruharu"!
Yes!
Please say "haruharu"!
I will say it!
Let's go!
Your dialect is too rough!
Let's hear it from Konishi!
Normally, we would speak in standard Japanese but as we got closer and talked,
he would say things like "what's going on?" and "what are you talking about?"
It's really painful for me!
It's cute and painful.
It's painful.
I'm also being shot by night watch.
Night watch?
It's tough.
And I stretch it a little.
I say "night watch".
It's cute.
I like it.
We haven't heard of it yet.
We haven't heard of it.
It's good you said it to the camera.
Can you say "night watch" to the viewers?
Let's go eat curry.
Night watch, let's meet up in Shinjuku at 2pm.
It's a curry date with the viewers.
The director gave us instructions.
I want to go eat curry.
Night watch, let's meet up in Shinjuku at 2pm.
Next is Takeuchi-chan's usual adventure team.
I would like to say something about Hiraoho-san.
Hiraoho-san, please say something.
Here I go.
I'll show you what I can do.
What?
I want to say something.
That's weird.
You sound like Motoiro Kuroba.
I'll show you what I can do.
I'm more interested in the melody.
What do you mean by "I'll show you what I can do"?
That's right.
When you talk normally, you suddenly imitate me.
You imitate Kirari-chan.
I want to talk and imitate you.
Can we talk?
Let's talk for a while.
Hi.
Why do you imitate me?
That's an ordinary imitation.
That's a miscellaneous imitation.
I'll show you what I can do.
That's a miscellaneous imitation.
Next is Miyachi-chan's usual imitation.
I have something I want to say to everyone here.
Everyone?
Not just you?
It's difficult to imitate everyone.
Please say it.
Here I go.
Someone answer my phone.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you!
Thank you for sitting with us. What do you mean?
It's a shocking fact, isn't it?
Yes, we all tried our best to laugh, but we couldn't.
Is there a reason for that?
I like making calls, but not many people answer my calls.
Recently, Hiraoka is going back to her parents' house in Fukui.
I felt lonely, so I asked if I could call her again.
She said, "No, no, you don't have to do that."
I was forced to say no, and this has been going on for a while.
So I'm here to tell you all about it.
Can I say something?
Go ahead.
When you said you were going back to your parents' house and told me to have fun,
you said you were going on a video tour.
You said you were going on a video tour,
so can you show me around your parents' house?
I don't want to show you myself,
but I don't want you to see me in my parents' house.
That might be a good idea.
One of you has to live in your parents' house.
Really?
You might not need me.
I'm sad.
She gave up.
After this, it's a video segment filmed by the members.
Sit down.
No.
Sit down.
Hinatazaka Music Parade Live will be held!
All four members will sing their first solo song live!
It's my first experience, so I hope you go!
We'll be waiting for you!
It doesn't matter if you're late.
Make sure you sing it perfectly.
Please help us.
The members become cameramen and film themselves on the other side of the road.
This time, Fujishima Cameraman will be filming!
And the best scene is...
Sumi-san, what would you like Connie-san to do for you?
Right now, I'd like her to pet me.
Hurry up and do it!
She's happy!
The best scenes this time were for Tsundere Connie-san and Amaitana Sumi-san!
Sumi-chan, would you be shocked if you saw this picture?
Next week, we'll be ranking songs you'd like girls to sing at karaoke!
♪Feel it and maintain it♪
♪Come closer and break free for today♪
♪So you can laugh about it tomorrow♪
In addition, there are pictures of the four-year-old girls!
You look like the president of a glittering company!
Look forward to the original rhythm game!
I really like you. Will you go out with me?