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Today's program is...
Responding to various events and competing in an Olimpics!
In "Bad Mouth Game" where we welcome guests from all walks of life...
We have a new meta and a huge uproar!
Michi-sama's favorite Haropro Channel!
To think that person is finally returning!
A stage...
That's a living thing.
Once it starts, it can't go back.
That's right...
It's like life.
And being born online...
An actress.
Hi, everybody!
Everyone on TV!
Everyone in front of TV!
We're not on TV!
Good morning!
I'll cheer you up!
Yes!
Let's test your acting skills!
Today's program is...
Responding to various events and competing in an Olimpics!
In a scene where you eat sushi...
Wasabi suddenly...
It came out of my nose!
It came out of your nose?
What happened?
According to what came out by mistake...
The story unfolds in an Olimpics!
Ah, I'm sorry!
I can't choose anymore!
By mistake, the inside of the present changes!
Now, what will you do?!
What will come out?
And, each team has a strong assistant...
And that person is...
These people!
Hello!
You scared me, Gomerinko!
Yoshimoto Shigeo Tsujimoto and Shimaki George!
Thank you!
Everyone, with love, "Chewing Bone"!
Chewing Bone
It's our first time doing "Bone Gaishi".
Um, Mr. Actor...
I've said it before!
I'm an actor!
Could you please remove your French bread?
She also wants French bread.
She's chewing!
Then, "Chewing"...
"Chin"!
That's it.
Stop it!
Even if it looks like this,
but in terms of stage performance,
you're a great senior of "Hyakusenrenma".
As expected of my little sister.
Thank you!
Don't call me "sister"!
A great veteran of 26 and a nervous wrecker of Yoshimoto.
Mr. Shimaki, could you do something for us?
I'll do it!
Mr. Shimaki is amazing!
It's time!
This is the Osaka main...
It's time!
It's the right time!
This is it!
It's the Osaka main stage's punch!
How is it!?
Compared to just now,
you still have more!
Shall I show you something even scarier?
No, you still have more?
You still have more!
You still have more?
You still have more!
How is it!?
How is it? How is it? How is it? How is it?
It's wonderful.
That's right.
In such a case, everyone, wonderful fruit punch.
I like it. I like it.
Mr. Shibata is from Yoshizawa group and Mr. Fujimoto is from Fujimoto group.
This time, the winning team will receive a handmade meat bun from Yokohama Chinese restaurant, which has become a world champion.
Well, what does it taste like?
Wow, it looks delicious!
How is the meat juice?
Is it good?
It's better than the meat buns we always eat.
Of course it is!
This is the best in the world, isn't it?
It's hard.
Is there any fertilizer in it or something like that?
There is no fertilizer in it!
Can you tell by looking at it?!
Even if you go in a little early!
Now, without further ado, let's move on to the first happening!
The location is, as you can see, a sushi restaurant!
Yes!
Right?!
The moment you eat the sushi you asked your date to bring you, you propose to him!
Yes!
You say "I'm happy to accept it!" with a cute smile, but...
The sushi is extremely spicy!
This happening...
Ah...
I can't do it!
I can't change it!
That's the happening!
Thank you very much!
Please do your best to see if you can handle the happening or not, and how you'll deal with it!
By the way, wasabi is three times more spicy than normal!
This is what we call "saddening happening"!
Now, it's a competition of motivation!
Michige and Kanata will challenge!
I heard you brought sushi from here before!
- Try it! - Oh, I see!
- Then, I'll eat it! - It's delicious here!
- Then, I'll eat the engawa! - Ah!
It's delicious, isn't it?
Is it your first time eating engawa?
No, I eat engawa a lot!
- You eat it a lot? - Yes!
I don't think you can eat it a lot, though...
There aren't many engawa, you know!
Also, I wonder if it's a fake, but you eat it!
This is a real one, right?
Of course!
Thank you for it!
I've been thinking about it for a long time...
Will you marry me?!
Do I smell?
You don't have a boyfriend yet.
Even though you're 43 years old.
Even though you're 43 years old, you're only paying attention to your ears.
That's where your boyfriend comes in.
I'm so happy my nose is running.
What do you mean you're so happy your nose is running?
What do you mean?
Marry me!
That's what I want to say!
If you do that, I'll pay you back!
I'm the one who asked you to marry me!
What did you think of my nose?
Your way of holding your nose isn't very feminine.
You held it like this.
This is...
Why?
When the air passes through here...
It passes through.
I see, I see.
The spicy one.
I see, I see.
Next up is Michiri's challenge!
The sushi here is really good.
Really?!
That's why I brought you some sushi.
I'm so happy!
It's good!
I'm so happy!
It's cute, right?
I'm so happy!
Yay!
Can I eat it now?
Go ahead and eat it.
Yoh-san, eat it up!
You're good!
This place is for women.
It's for 15 or 20 people.
Eat it up!
Can I eat it now?
Go ahead and eat it up!
I'll eat it now!
Go ahead!
It's cute!
Eat it with your hands!
I'll eat it now!
How is it? Is it good?
Will you marry me?
Right?
Do you have something in your eyes?
What is it? Think of something.
I'm shaking.
You're shaking? What do you mean you're shaking?
Is it cold? If it's cold, I'll take you home.
No, it's fine.
No, no, you say "it's fine" and I say "it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine".
Is it cold?
It's fine, it's fine.
You can't laugh like that!
Are you tired?
I'm happy.
If you're not going to eat it, please cut it.
The second round is between Okada and Fujimoto.
Actually, I've wanted to bring you to this sushi restaurant for a long time.
I'm happy.
Well, try it.
Yes.
Thank you for the food.
It's called "engawa".
I like "engawa".
It's like a flounder chopstick.
Can I eat it now?
Yes, please.
You should put soy sauce in the story.
If you put it in the rice, it will fall apart.
Oh, yes.
Thank you for the food.
I know I shouldn't say this in a place like this, but...
Will you marry me?
Huh?
You don't like it that much?
There's no problem, right?
Huh?
The age difference?
I'm happy.
The age difference has nothing to do with it.
I'm happy!
What is this?!
I think it's okay to cry, right?
If you're an actress, you'll cry when you eat this wasabi, right?
I wanted you to turn those tears into happy tears that you proposed to me.
Well, I can't cry in this short period of time, but...
You can't, but...
How about you, Yuaki-san?
Why?
It's always happening to me.
On the other hand, in an unexpected direction...
It's true.
Yui-chan.
Yes?
The sushi here is delicious.
I brought it for you.
Thank you very much.
Eat up.
It's delicious.
Thank you for the food.
Do you know what this is?
It's tuna.
Yes, yes, yes.
And engawa.
Yes, it's the best. Eat up.
Thank you for the food.
Are you from South Pole?
Yes, I am.
South Pole!
I don't know if you're the president of a company or not.
Thank you for the food.
Yes, eat up.
Well...
Yui-chan.
Yes?
Will you marry me?
The sushi is delicious.
Yes?
I didn't hear you properly.
You didn't hear me?
What are you talking about?
Well...
Marry me!
The tuna...
This tuna is nutritious.
It contains vitamins, B, C, and many other things.
Marry me!
I'm happy.
Marry me! Marry me! Marry me!
Marry me!
Lastly, both teams' captains will tell us how they feel.
Let's start with Fujimoto.
I've wanted to bring you to this sushi restaurant for a long time.
Really?
Try it.
Thank you for the food.
What's this?
Engawa.
Wow!
Thank you for the food.
You... You are so vulgar.
I want you to accept me like this.
I'm glad I was afraid of your vinegar.
Yes, yes, yes.
I wanted to try it with sushi vinegar.
I'm sorry. I didn't realize it.
Thank you for the food.
I don't say this at a time like this...
Will you marry me?
What's with...
your nostrils?
They're too wide.
Huh?
Why are you looking down?
What's with that smile?
I'm happy.
And with that...
Mr. Tsurimoto, what did you think of Miki-chan's ability to handle events?
People's nostrils aren't that wide.
They were really wide!
They were wide for quite a long time.
They were really wide!
I want you to accept me like this.
Your nostrils are wide.
Yes.
I want you to look into my nostrils.
Yoshizawa's surprise ending is...
Hitomi-chan!
I don't like it!
You two finally got used to each other.
I don't like it!
You said you like sushi, right?
I like it!
It's delicious, so I brought it for you.
I go to the store by myself a lot.
You'll go to the store again.
You'll go again, right?
I'll eat it again!
Which one will you eat first?
Which one do you like?
I like...
"secret".
"Secret", you say?
Then...
Why did you say "secret"?
I'll come again.
Hitomi-chan!
Will you marry me?
Why do you look surprised?
I'm very happy.
You're happy?
Look at me and say it.
This happiness...
Yes.
You're even calling me.
I'm happy.
I think you two have the same answer.
Hitomi-chan!
What is it?
Why did you eat it like this?
Is there a fire in your mouth?
Can you put some H2 in it?
Is it tea?
It's water.
How was it?
Please say the answer.
The answer is...
"secret".
We were defeated.
But sharing something together is something new, isn't it?
What do you mean "sharing"?
Both of you are "secret".
Do your best!
You can't even give us an answer!
In this match, who will be the winner?
Ishikawa's judgment is...
Yoshida's team!
Excuse me!
Yes?
We haven't talked at all, is that okay?
We haven't talked at all, but it was funny!
Then you should make it a comedy!
Not a play!
The flow is weird!
It's funny!
First of all, since it's a victory for Yoshida's team, we'll move on to the second happening.
This will be done in a group match.
According to the wrong sound, they'll do an ad-lib story.
This will be done in a relay format.
Let's make it a comedy without thinking about the play!
It's like that kind of judgment!
It's a comedy!
We don't need a play!
Brother!
The first match will be between Fujimoto's team and Moran's team!
A peaceful Sunday afternoon.
Rika was spending her leisurely time at home.
Then...
Excuse me!
It's a delivery!
Huh?
Someone gave me a bouquet!
Huh?
Who could it be?
Oh, it's a sign!
A sign?
Yes!
It's a sign!
Do you know this song?
What did you say?
It's a sign!
Uh, I'm sorry!
I can't choose anymore!
This is it!
You don't have to get that angry!
I'm still young, so I'm leaving all of that up to Okada.
Even if I can't make a choice, I can clean up, so it's okay.
Come back again!
If you can make a choice, please come back again!
It's not shakurei!
Yay! I'm done!
Nice! Is it done?
Isn't the last sound unfair?
Isn't it delicious?
It's delicious, but you say "it's not shakurei" from there.
It's funny.
She said that a lot.
While I was cleaning up.
She said "it's definitely not shakurei".
Really? Hasn't it been shaking a lot lately?
Then she raised her hand and said "it's not shakurei"!
It's not shakurei, right?
Yes.
It was good as a team.
I think there was a strong teamwork.
And there was a lot of laughter, right?
There was!
Right?
You can see the team's response.
This is an unexpected development.
After school.
In the evening.
Rika was waiting for someone.
There.
Can I ask you something?
I want to ask you something.
What did you eat for lunch today?
She asked you first.
What?
Start over?
No, no.
She asked you first.
No, no.
She asked you first.
Mom!
Grilled sweet potatoes.
It's grilled sweet potatoes!
Let's go buy some meat.
We can't talk about anything else.
I ate too much grilled sweet potatoes.
I'm getting used to it.
I'm sorry.
But don't hate me like this, okay?
Who are you talking to?
She's not talking to you.
Sweet potatoes!
I'm sorry.
The sweet potatoes Rika is buying...
Sweet potatoes!
No!
Give me your hand!
Shut up!
Sweet potatoes!
Sweet potatoes like this make me happy!
I'm sorry, the sweet potatoes are peeling!
I'm really sorry!
You thief cat!
Thief! Thief! Someone help me!
I'm sorry, a thief is coming! Please help me!
He said he'd come now! Everyone, run away!
Run away!
Everyone, together!
Thief!
What did you say?
Where did the thief go?
No, no, I don't know!
I heard music in the bar, so I don't know!
Ah, I'm just a wife anyway!
Ah, Sadanka's Inn!
Thank you!
I won't do it again!
Here! Here! Here!
I made you my wife, didn't I?
That's right, that's right!
Well, you know...
The music was good, wasn't it?
You like it, don't you?
And then...
From Gaiaseki over there...
A thief, a thief...
I don't know what's going on!
We couldn't reach an agreement at all, Yoshizawa Gumi.
What will be the verdict?
Ako will be fair and just, and I'll be independent and prejudiced...
Are you fair and just?
Which is it?
Then, independent and prejudiced...
I'm happy with...
Kujimoto Gumi!
But I think all of you viewers are Fujimoto Gumi, too.
That's how good your teamwork is.
But I'm 22 now, so I can do laundry now!
Now, both teams are one win each, and it's time for the final battle.
Happening has a situation where he confesses and gives a present.
However, when he opens the box, it's different and the contents are different.
He has to continue acting with an ad-lib.
The first challenger is Yoshida Gumi Miyoshi and Fujimoto Gumi Anakka!
Ms. Erika, why did you call me here?
I've always liked you.
What?! You like me?! I'm embarrassed!
This is from me. Please accept it.
Is it a present?
Yes. I've been looking for it for a month and finally found it!
- Really?! - Yes!
Well...
What is it?
As you can see, it's a head.
It's not bald, is it?!
It's my fashion hair!
No, it's not! I know that, but...
Actually, it's very cold, isn't it?
That's why I'm wearing this!
Oh, you're wearing this!
Really!
With this, I won't catch a cold, and I'm not young anymore!
My head is getting really hot!
Really?
My head is about to pop out!
My head is spinning!
Thank you very much!
Isn't Shimizu-san more flustered every time?
Is that so?
The one who's flustered is the one who's trying to say ad-libs!
The one who's saying ad-libs is the other person!
I don't need you to say "kokoro" in my ear!
The best Tanaka is...
Why did you call me out of the blue?
I have a present for you!
I've liked you for a long time...
Oh, you did!
I think it suits you very well!
A present?
Can I open it?
Yes!
What could it be?
I'm confessing my love and you're giving me a present...
This is the best day of my life!
What does this mean?
This is...
If you wear this, you'll be able to hide your curious chin, right?
Huh? It's showing a little...
Huh? Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Shimizu-san?
Isn't it Shimizu-san?
It's showing a little...
I'm sorry, but this is an ad-lib killer!
If you wear this, you'll be able to hide your curious chin, right?
It's better!
My little sister will be able to do it, too!
Don't do it with me!
What's with that low-profile ad-lib?
Next up is Yoshizawa-gumi Takahashi and Fujimoto- gumi Kamei's challenge!
Ai-chan, why did you call me here?
Well, I've been in love with you for a long time.
So I brought you a present.
A present?
My feelings!
Open it!
Thank you! Can I open it?
I'm so happy!
How do you feel?
Look at you!
I made a mistake!
You can't do that in a movie!
I'll change my mind!
Don't say that!
You can't do that!
What would you do if you were Fujimoto-sensei?
I'd change your love for me with that 3 million yen.
Wow!
Did you write that down?
Yes, I did.
It's better than I thought.
And Kamei's challenge is...
Why did you call me here?
Well, I've been in love with you for a long time.
What?
So...
When I think of you,
I can't help but want to give you this.
You can't help but think of me...
Yes, so...
Please accept it!
Think of me...
Think of me!
Open it!
Can I?
How do you feel?
Can I?
I love this place.
So, I put my face here and wonder what will come out.
I put my face here and wonder if there is an American village here.
You've been there, haven't you?
Really? Do you think I'll go to Harajuku with this?
I'm sure you will.
We have similar shapes.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
Did you do it on purpose?
Yes, we did it on purpose.
But...
It was funny, wasn't it?
The winner will be decided here.
Who will be the winner?
This way!
Meat buns! Meat buns! Meat buns! Meat buns! Meat buns!
You lost! You lost!
I love the rhythm, so I got on it.
The winning team will receive a handmade meat buns from Yokohama Chuka Gai.
Looks good.
The filling is really good.
- I don't eat meat. - This is amazing.
- The meat juice is amazing. - The meat is amazing.
- The skin is good, too. - Yes.
- The pig's head is good, too, but I bought it for the show. - Yes!
- Everyone, thank you for coming today. - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- Thank you. - Yes!
- That's all for today's "Actor's Checklist"! - Yes!
What should I do?
- Bye bye! - Bye bye!
"Actor's Checklist"!
"World Puchi Game Kindergarten" where everyone challenges playing games with a zipping toy!
Let's say hello to everyone!
One, two...
Ohayo!
Ohayo...
Hey!
I'm all blurry like this, so everyone, say something!
Blurry?
She's blurry!
Please learn how to say "blurry" today!
Yes!
Well then, let's have these people appear!
Please come in!
Hello!
There it is!
Yay!
Ishikawa-san came out with his own hands!
What?!
He came out with his own hands!
Well...
Teacher, what is it? Please say it!
Teacher, I said "blurry" earlier, but I'm not like that!
I'm "blurry" and "stupid"!
Stupid!
No!
Today's friend, Masuda-kun, suddenly confessed his love...
Actually, in this class, I have a favorite girl!
Kyuu!
Kyuu! Kyuu!
It's Kyuu Kyuu!
Kyuu! Kyuu!
It's Kyuu Kyuu!
I'm really a fan!
Really!
Please don't return to normal!
I'm really a fan!
And today's reward food is...
Osaka's famous takoyaki restaurant, Aizuya-san's takoyaki!
Have you all eaten it before?
Is it famous?
It's famous!
Isn't there a sauce for it?
You're amateurs, aren't you?
Do you all eat takoyaki with a spoon?
You're amateurs, aren't you?
No, we don't!
Do you eat real takoyaki with your hands?
That's right!
We're going to play a game with takoyaki!
Alright! Alright! Let's do our best!
Wait a minute!
We've come up with a new game!
What is it?
It's called...
"Nandeyanen" game!
What is it? What is it?
Is it a lie?
Anyway, this game is...
"Nandeyanen" game that Master-kun has come up with!
First, Ishikawa-sensei says...
Fly, fly, circle, circle!
If it's a flying object, you can't move it.
On the contrary, if it's a non-flying object...
You make a big push and stand up...
And shout "Nandeyanen!"
Alright, let's start with Okada-kun.
Fly, fly, glass!
Nandeyanen!
What is it?
Master-kun's shouting is half-hearted!
What is it?
You girls are horrible!
Like a 15-year-old career woman...
Half-hearted!
Finally, the "Nandeyanen" game starts!
The first question is...
Fly, fly...
The answer is...
First attack!
Can you do "fly, fly"?
Yes!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Sparrow!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Pigeon!
What's that?!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Swallow!
This is also a strategy!
We might get caught!
Fly, fly!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Glass!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Racket!
Racket?
It flies, doesn't it?!
Rackets don't fly.
Yui-chan failed, and she ate half of the takoyaki.
The next question is...
Eat, eat!
Second attack!
Motomu, I've tried it.
"Gum tape." "For what?"
"Bean light bulbs." "For what?"
"Earing." "For what?"
Are you still sure we're gonna lose?
I'm in a bad mood now because Mt. Zaku is next to me.
It's all your fault, right?
That's right.
The air is weird here.
It's weird.
I often fart.
I don't know if it's because of the fart, but there's only one plate of takoyaki left.
The theme for the reward is "swimming, swimming".
Final Attack!
Swimming!
Ready, set...
Oiga-oiga!
Takoyaki!
So, unfortunately...
Challenge!
According to the rules, the takoyaki is to be eaten from Ms. Ichino's stomach.
Let's eat!
Delicious!
I don't need any sauce.
The taste is amazing!
Delicious!
So, Masuda-kun and Okada-kun came to play for the first time today.
How was it? Did you have fun?
I'll come again!
What will you do?
No, Masuda-kun is no good.
Okada-kun is good, but...
Masuda-kun is a little...
Then, Masuda-kun and Ai-chan will transfer.
Ai-chan is no good.
We'll transfer you to Fukui Prefecture Kindergarten.
Stop it, really!
We'll transfer you to Fukui Prefecture Kindergarten.
Fukui Prefecture Kindergarten...
Komato Amiki-sama is having a good time today, too!
What's with that person?!
Channel! Channel! Vicar!
That's right! I'm cute!
Camer! Vicar!
I'm the caster, Elidabeth Camer!
K.O.T.S.?
Huh?
What's this?
Is this a present for me?
Let's open it up!
Hello! This is a present for you all from me!
I'm Miki Fujimoto!
Huh? One person Sakura Fubuki?
Huh? Who are you?!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
I'm Meguri today.
It's a corner where you have no choice but to look for a hobby for Fujimoto and Miki!
Yay!
Which one is it? Do you want to do it or not?
Fujimoto-san! Camer-san! Hello!
Hello!
It's a hobby, but how about carport dancing?
I recommend it!
You don't like dancing, do you?
But... Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Vicar! Tell me about your hobby!
Music! Start!
Forward! Down! Forward! Down! Left! Left! Go back! Right! Go back!
No! No!
(Laughter)
No! No! Why?
Why do you do that?
The last one is "Kokoro no Catch Balls".
(Laughter)
"Kokoro no Catch Balls"? Failure!
I would like to introduce the products.
Yes!
"Gotohmaki Concert DVD Gotohmaki Live Tour 2006" "g emotion" will be released!
Thank you!
(Applause)
It seems that there is a middle name for these products.
Let's call them!
Koharu-chan, the middle name!
Pinky!
Hello!
I'm Risha Miyaki!
Nice to meet you!
"Nice to meet you"?
Today, Pinky said, "Are you Kinky?"
So, I came instead of her!
Pinky often rests on her own, doesn't she?
(Applause)
Today, we have a wonderful guest!
Let's call her!
Welcome!
(Applause)
Please introduce yourself!
I'm Erika Umeda!
I'm Mayumi Yajima!
I'm Seki Nakajima!
I'm Ari Suzuki!
I'm Tsutsu Okai!
I'm Amai Sagiya!
I'm Kanda Arihara!
We are seven people!
Wait a minute!
I won't let you say your middle name!
Wait a minute!
We are seven people!
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Say it again!
Today...
We will have a mind food competition!
(Applause)
If you eat three of your food first, you win!
And...
She will be the challenger!
Okai Ikusatsu!
Ready... Start!
Go for it!
Hey! Nakazato!
I'm coming!
Hurry up!
Go for it!
The winner is...
Okai Ikusatsu!
Yay!
As promised...
There's a lot of chocolate on it.
Now, it's time for the announcement.
Ready... Start!
On February 21st,
the debut single "sakura jirari" and
the photo book "so cute" will be on sale!
Yay!
Go for it!
Thank you!
This surume is so good!
It suits you!
Lastly, let's do the usual puzzle game!
Okay!
We'll play "bread" and "fujimoto"
and solve it.
Okay.
That heart is...
I'm going to go now!
It's not like that!
It's always like that!
But that heart is...
Hurry up and
accept me!
This week,
Cute will reveal her debut single!
sakura chira ni namidono to niawanai kono mama dagishimete sakura chira ni itsumo demo sugu soba de anata wo miteitai
How scary is suki ni naru hajimeri no koro wa nee
dakedo anata zenbu zenbu uketomete mo kureta
tatoe ima wo wakaranai koto ga aru to shitemo mara iru hi ga kurunakara
sakura chira ni miagereba utsukushii yozora ni to walk away
watashitachi wa itsu made mo te wo tsunagu kawaii koi wo suru
sakura chirari
ni ageba utsukushii yodora ni toketeiku
watashitachi wa itsu made mo te wo tsunagu kawaii koi wo suru
sakura chirari
namida nado niawanai kono mama dakishimete
sakura chirari
itsu made mo sugu soba de anata wo miteitai
This girl is the first one to appear in an Eka- kibuta battle.
Kame-chan's picture is gross!
Kame-shock!
Next time...
Eka-nyuuta is formed to test the members' Eko-koro and compatibility.
Who has the most Eko-koro?
Everyone...
Wait a minute!
In addition...
In this game...
Everyone has become kibutas?!
Answer the quiz and get prizes!
From the Japan Record Association...
Various music and video software can be used.
The show's original music gift card!
And from Zox...
You can choose a place and enjoy music and video.
Portable DVD player.
We'll give you a Rubik's Cube!
You can challenge the quiz...
Only for 15 minutes after the show is over!
Access the show's mobile site now!