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"Today's Highlights" is...
"Best Scenes of Famous People of 2006"!
Here are the rankings chosen by fans!
"Super Rare Videos" are also on sale!
We'll also show you "Unpublished NG Scenes"!
And now, we're entering the backstage of the annual New Year's concert!
What's with the backshot shot taken by a fixed- point camera?!
"New Face Mitsui" has started moving towards her debut!
We're all crazy about her!
"World Puchi Game Kindergarten", where everyone plays a game using a zipping toy!
Hello, everyone! Today, we have a very well-raised group of friends who have come to play with us!
Who could it be? It's this person! Please come in!
Hello, hello!
Hello, Azuma!
Nice to meet you!
And so, today's friends are Azuma and Takahiro- chan!
Nice to meet you!
I'm 37 years old!
Hey, isn't this studio hot?
It's hot!
The gourmet meal they've prepared for Takahiro- kun, who's very well-raised, is...
Is this what you always eat, Takahiro-kun?
I always eat it, but today, I said I wanted to eat something really cheap!
I said I wanted to eat something really, really cheap!
I see!
It looks delicious!
Here it is!
Shizuoka-san!
It's 10,000 yen for one high-class melon!
Huh?!
Where is it cheap?!
Isn't 10,000 yen cheap?
Isn't it cheap?
It's expensive!
Huh? What's melon?
Ah, does everyone think melon is food?!
What do you think it is?
I used to play soccer with this when I was little!
Soccer and dodgeball and stuff like that!
Really?!
A game where everyone challenges themselves with a super high-class melon is...
Greece's Play, Fly, Fly, Asshole!
First, sit down and open your left hand.
Place your right index finger on it and stand by.
And Mr. Ishikawa says, "Fly, fly, circle, circle."
If you can really fly, stand up and shout "fly" with your right hand towards the sky.
On the other hand, if you can't fly, you can't move. If you make a mistake or are late, you're out.
If you answer 10 questions that each topic has, you'll clear the topic.
There are three topics in all, and if you fail one of them, you'll definitely lose an expensive melon.
The topic is "eaten"!
"Eaten"!
Yes! Then, first attack!
One, two!
Who is it?
Budokan!
Who is it?
Hey!
Kushtopia!
Hey!
Well, unfortunately, you will be cut in half!
Then, let's dismantle it.
What?
We can't do that!
What?
Wow, you have a lot of it.
You have a lot of it?
Is it real?
If it's fake, you'll get caught, right?
The challenge for the remaining two plates of melon is "cry, cry".
Then, let's start the game!
One, two!
Cry, cry!
Cow!
Cry, cry!
One, two!
Cry, cry!
Bear!
Cry, cry!
One, two!
Cry, cry!
Cat!
Cry, cry!
One, two!
Cry, cry!
Goat!
Cry, cry!
One, two!
Cry, cry!
Genghis Khan!
That was close!
Save, save, save!
One, two!
Cry, cry!
Sparrow!
Cry, cry!
One, two!
Cry, cry!
Frog!
Cry, cry!
One, two!
Cry, cry!
Seminole!
I thought it was a cicada!
One, two!
Cry, cry!
Lion!
Cry, cry!
One, two!
Cry, cry!
Tiger!
Cry, cry!
Save!
With the rig and clear, Melon has reached the final question!
The theme is "threw, threw"!
Game, start!
One, two!
Threw, threw!
Basketball!
Threw!
One, two!
Threw, threw!
One, two! Threw, threw! Cushion! Threw!
One, two! Threw, threw! Darkness!
One, two! Threw, threw!
We didn't clear it!
Why don't you guys throw darts?
We do!
Of course you do!
How do you say "throw" in darts?
"Throw it away"?
You don't say "throw it away", do you?
And so, even if it's only one plate, you get a high-class melon!
Rock, paper, scissors to decide who wins!
Eat up!
That sounded good!
Is it good?
Is it sweet?
It's like you're eating sugar!
I'm so happy about the kabuto stems!
Kabuto stems are watermelons, aren't they?
They are!
You're slightly wrong about that!
So, everyone, how was it today?
Huh? What do you mean "what do you mean"?
I was irritated by Seizures Max again today.
What do you mean "again today"?
You're always irritated, aren't you?
Man, I'm sweating like crazy!
What are you doing?
It's a gold bar.
Don't you see it?
What are you doing?
Why are you covering up someone's gag?
What is this?
This is a tougher scene than anywhere else.
We're not listening to you.
What's with you people?
Huh? What do you mean "freedom"?
Aren't you all idiots?
What's with you?
This week's "famous people scene ranking"!
And an "unpublished scene" will be released!
This time, the members decided on the nominated works and chose the ones they liked best.
As a result, ten of these works were nominated.
And the judging candidate is...
To the concert venue on January 10th, when the New Year's mood is still in full swing...
We'd like to ask the fans who are watching "HARMONY" here to vote, and the ranking will be determined by the number of votes.
Which work will win first place?
Let's start with the 10th place.
TANAKA VS MARIRIN
This is the work that won first place among women and fans of "TANAKA".
"BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN TOUR" "TANAKA VS MARIRIN"
As a result, "MARIRIN" has been chosen.
Wow, it's big!
It's big!
Where are you going?!
Wait! I'm going to scold you!
"MARIRIN" 그녀는 밝혔니다!
When you can't enter with your doggies, you're given to handle them with a roulette.
TANAKA VS MARIRIN
TANAKA vs MARIRIN
Yeah! We have to go!
Huh?
Huh?!
I'm not chasing you, come on!
I'll throw it with all my might, Reina.
I don't know if you'll go and get it or not, okay?
Here!
Go!
I see.
Here it is!
Here! Here! Here!
That's a pose you do when you want it to come out of your chest.
Wow, you caught it for me!
Good job!
Let's stop playing ball.
Let's do it like this.
Little by little, their trust for each other was born.
Finally, it came to this.
How about sitting down?
Okay, sit down.
Sit down.
Okay, hit it.
Bang!
Okay, come on!
Bang!
Wow!
Yay!
Well done!
Tanaka, who wasn't very good with dogs, became good friends with them.
But here's what actually happened.
Come back!
Tanaka couldn't enter the store, so he left Marilyn to the staff and did this.
I'm back!
Come on!
Let's eat!
Actually, it's over there.
What?
Actually, it's over there.
What do you mean?
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Look!
Hey!
What's this? There's kalbi and stuff.
This one looks more luxurious.
It's beef kalbi.
What's with your mentality? I don't even want to measure it.
Anyway, you did your best.
What?
Excuse me for a second.
What do you mean you don't want it anymore?
Aren't we supposed to eat it together?
Yay!
Let's eat!
Wow!
It's so good!
This is so luxurious. I'm going to eat it all.
9th place is World Pitch Games Championship.
The winner is Michigeki.
She drank bitter tea and said something that you wouldn't expect from her.
I did it!
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
You have to drink it! You have to drink it!
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
I only know cute Saemi-chan, but for the first time...
For the first time...
After they came back to their senses and restarted the game,
once again...
I'm really not good at this.
This is the last one!
You can do it!
Even after that, the number of votes was the highest among the members.
I realized again that I'm not good at reflexology and I'm not good at it.
I learned a lot.
In the regular corner, this work, nominated by Kamei's recommendation, garnered 11 votes.
In 8th place, the last episode of the scream commercial, "Even if you lose, it's okay, right?"
Fuji-Q Highland's last scream!
Kamei, who usually ran away from the strongest machine that was completed as if it were combined, challenged Kakai.
However...
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
I was scared of this!
You were scared, weren't you?
You did your best, didn't you?
What is this?
I'm happy!
It's not like that!
It's definitely strange, isn't it?
It's not like that!
I was like this!
The staff was like...
Ah, it's not like that!
What?!
When I got on this, I was sure it wasn't a kicker.
I was really scared of this!
I don't recommend it to anyone.
It was the last time,
so I thought it wouldn't be bad
to leave it to the audience
until the end.
I thought I had to get on it,
so I got on it.
Please correct my hair.
I was able to see her true self.
She's a skateboarder,
so I think that's why she's the best.
She's a skateboarder,
so I think that's why she's the best.
I think it's really interesting
that each of us has our own true selves.
Aya's rank is...
Matsuuga Aya's Skateboard Suspicion Trial
Aya's Revenge!
To commemorate Aya's skateboarding mistake,
the members were to
accuse Aya of a crime
and see if she's guilty or not.
However...
Here is Aya's next
skateboard suspicion crime!
There's more?!
What is that?!
She once exchanged email addresses with me.
Yes!
And after that,
when you change your email address,
you receive an email, right?
Yes.
But after a certain point, you don't receive it anymore.
And you don't know where to contact her at all!
But for some reason, she knew where I contacted her.
And one day, she suddenly contacted me.
And since I didn't know where she was, I just said, "I'm Aya Amatsura!"
Whoa, you don't know where I contacted you, do you?!
Which region are you from?!
I see!
Aya-chan, can you give us a counterargument?
Can I?
I want to say this first!
I change my phone a lot.
I change it a lot.
So I said, "I changed it."
And when I sent it, it came back!
Oh, you couldn't send it?
Yes!
So even if I didn't tell you first,
in order, Yossi was first!
No way!
And! And!
The reason I knew when you called me,
is because Meekity asked someone, right?
So I knew!
Oh, I see!
See?!
Yeah, think about it.
And so, after eating Aya's counterargument,
By the way, what happened to them after that?
We exchanged addresses.
What?
We did.
And I didn't know the address, so I wrote it down and gave it to Aya.
And since Aya is Matsuura, she's registered, and we haven't lost much since then.
So it may not have meant much to exchange various addresses,
but since this may become a milestone in 2004...
Unopening! Explosive N.G. Scene!
First of all, please take a look at the N.G. Scene that happened while recording Natchi's song.
Natchi sings surrounded by balloons.
At that moment!
With the power of static electricity, the balloons burst during recording!
I want you to hold me once more.
I'm glad you said "bang"...
Let's do our best, balloons.
I'm sorry, let's do it again, please!
Next up is the second story segment, which takes place right in front of the station.
N.G. Scene from right in front of the station.
First of all, please pay attention to what Natchi says in the "OK" scene.
Wait!
Let's meet again in the world of fairy tales!
In the world of fairy tales!
And then...
You are Michiru of Aoi Tori, aren't you?
You are Jack of Jack and Beansprouts, aren't you?
Wait!
Let's meet again in a wonderland.
No, in a fairyland!
I'm sorry!
Isn't it weird?
Let's get back on track and take 2.
Let's meet again in a fairyland.
No, in a fairyland!
Which one?
Fairyland?
Yes, I'm sorry!
Cut!
The role of the shop assistant, Yossi's NG.
First, from OK-shin.
Matches...
Please buy them for me!
I don't want them!
I'm also selling lighters at a shop!
Matches!
That's what she should say...
Matches...
Please buy them for me!
I don't want them!
I'm also selling lighters...
I'm also selling lighters!
Matches!
Please buy them for me!
I don't want them!
I'm also selling matches...
I'm sorry!
Please come out again!
Please!
Next up is OK-shin.
OK-shin, please.
Stop it!
Don't hit me with your blue hands!
I told you not to say that!
Wow!
That's how a cracker should pop out, right?
Next up is the NG scene.
I don't care about this anymore!
Just hit me!
It's not coming out!
Hit me!
What's coming out?
Hit me!
(Laughter)
It's coming out again.
That's it for Harumoni Explosion NG week.
Let's go back to the topic and announce it from the sixth place.
I want to stay here for the rest of my life and go there myself.
She's such a cute girl, but she did a job like a builder who maintains a building.
It's an applause for her.
I enjoyed watching it, so I wanted to go there.
The sixth place is "Work Experience in Kitsuniya, Tokyo".
It's an applause for building maintenance.
Members who have no part-time experience had various jobs here.
However, what was engraved in Takahashi's memory was the job of building maintenance.
It was a job of climbing up to the second floor and exchanging windows.
You can go up there with your own hands and feet using this step.
You're over there, aren't you? Good morning.
Takahashi climbed up the second floor in the morning.
But it was hard work.
Then I'd like to get off.
Let's get off!
(Laughter)
There's no elevator.
I think you should start with your right foot.
Right foot, this way?
Right foot.
(Scream)
Let me go, too.
Why?
What?
Can I get off?
Yes, you can.
Please get off.
Help me!
(Laughter)
Was it so easy to climb?
Miyu-chan, hang in there!
Welcome back!
I'm scared!
You looked like you were scared when you got off.
I thought I was really getting off!
Surprisingly, it was fun to make a scared person peek.
In 5th place, with 17 votes in total,
world lottery game "Ishikawa-sensei's 7-line poem"!
(Screams)
You!
Let's play world lottery game again!
I'm this class's Yandika.
Yui-chan said, "You're more of a cleaning lady than anything else, right?"
Say it one by one if you have complaints!
What is it?
You don't have a presence.
You don't have a presence!
She's full of confidence, Yanrika, and...
Hey, Shida!
It's hot today, Zask!
World lottery is a warhol!
(Screams)
Teacher, please read it out loud!
Read it out loud!
It's not "read it out loud", there's no such thing anywhere!
Teacher, you look like you're sweating.
Wait, wait!
Probably, it was hard for young people to understand.
Teacher Nekketsu, who loves rugby.
Furthermore...
(Screams)
Unfortunately, Big Mi is out!
Unfortunately!
No!
This is scary!
What will they show us this year?
In 4th place is...
GAM's "Answer One Quiz"!
Aya, Mikiti, Aisho, Sayoko...
Please pay attention to the two of them in almost the same state!
Speaking of Aya's shortcomings...
What are they?
I don't have any!
You do, you do!
Okay, here I go!
Ta-dah!
Okay...
I don't have any shortcomings!
No, you don't!
First of all...
You two don't match at that point!
Ta-dah!
You're late for everything!
You're late for taking a bath...
You're late for waking up...
But you suddenly take a shower...
You have your own rhythm, don't you?
I do have my own rhythm, but...
Within a set time frame...
Why can't you go to work?
Isn't it because you have a set time?
I don't like being bound by time.
I want to go freely!
Why don't you just quit your job?
Matsuira and Fujimoto...
Which one of you is more like a country girl?
What?
Are you sure?
One, two...
Aya-chan!
Huh?!
Why?!
It's not about whether I'm a country girl or not...
You can't get rid of your country girl-ness, can you?
I can't! I don't know why, but my dialect is...
Sometimes it's like...
Chira-hora, chira-hora
I don't know why, but it's like...
I'm not like a country girl, either way.
You're saying "Let's do something about it!"
But...
It's terrible.
"Walkers in Heaven" is like...
Tempura in High School
It's terrible, isn't it?!
This is because you're a country girl, so you don't know "Walkers in Heaven"!
You're... you're...
You're stupid, so you might get infected with computer viruses.
See?!
I did it!
See?
You can't get rid of your country girl-ness, can you?
It's not related at all!
I don't like it!
Is it going to drop a lot?
If you're going, can you go at once?
Isn't it too long?!
How long are you going to do it?!
It's too long?!
Can you do it one more time?!
How long...
You scared me!
How long...
You scared me!
How long...
You scared me!
You stink!
Right there?!
We haven't seen each other often, but I wanted to show you that we had a great world apart from the broadcast.
Let me show you the unreleased scene of "gham world".
That's my image.
Do you want to do it?
Sure.
Here we go.
4, 3, 2, 1...
Ta-dah! It's "gham"!
I'm not this kind of unit, so I hope you don't get too excited.
I'm sorry.
What?!
This is "gham".
"This is "gham"?!
Think about it!
You like that, don't you?!
It was terrible in the video.
It was terrible, wasn't it?
What was it again?
If you'll excuse me...
I'm Aya Matsuda!
I'm Miki Peguato!
"Gham"!
I'm sorry, but it's "gham".
It's fun!
Will you excuse me?
That was Aya and Miki's "gham world".
"Gham" No. 1!
Yuriri-chan!
Niigeki!
"Gham" No. 2!
Victoria!
I'm Kamei!
It's "gham world" today!
Which one of you is "gham"?
Which one of you is "gham"?!
So, they came to the New Year's concert, which is an annual event every year, and set up a fixed- point camera on the stage.
They did a lot of things for us.
I'd like to say my first word of the new year.
It's "weakness".
Please take care of me in 2007 as well.
It's "weakness".
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll take a lot of pictures.
This costume is cute, isn't it?
One, two...
Put your hands like this and shake your head like this.
It's "weakness".
Well, I'm 21 years old.
I'll be 22 years old this year.
But I still don't have a hobby.
So, I'm looking for my hobby.
Everyone, please put your hands like this.
Yes!
Finally, it's time to announce the best three!
Who will be the first place?!
The third place goes to...
I'm interested in baby series.
The third place goes to "Hello! Animal Baby Series".
"Cute Animals On Parade"?
It was a project to meet animals,
which you can only see in the wild when you're born.
Among them, in Fuji Safari Park,
they had a dream meeting.
Oh, no!
Wait a minute! There are so many of them!
There are so many of them!
That's right, it's a baby lion.
Because of their cuteness, they were always glued to each other.
Take a picture of me.
It's my TV debut!
How long have you been together?
It's been about a month since I was born.
It's about three months since we've been together.
So you eat meat.
That's right. When we start eating meat...
We eat a lot of meat.
Since they're hungry, I'd like you to give them some milk.
I'd like to!
Can you do it?
I can be a mother.
You can, right?
So, let's give the baby lion some milk!
Wait, don't do it with your hands!
It hurts!
My nails!
My nails! Wait a minute!
No, your nails hurt, right?
It hurts!
Since they're so excited about it, until they get used to it, it's just the two of them.
It feels good, doesn't it?
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
And like this, they spent a fun time with their baby lion.
I'm here to save the turtle!
I've heard that you two get along really well.
I'd like to see you two again.
This is a famous saying.
It's a promise not to touch ghosts, right?
The second one is a sports special.
"Skate and Scream Battle"!
Is it a famous saying in a haunted house?
In order to win the game, you have to eat bitter gourd and kamei.
And the result is...
Yes, it's a punishment game with no charm.
It's said to be the strongest in Japan.
A haunted house with wind chimes.
A super mysterious labyrinth.
And all of a sudden,
only in this area, trouble called blackout occurs.
It's coming back.
Can you hear anything?
Yes, I can hear it.
Can you hear it?
I can't hear you.
I'm scared.
(screaming)
No more of that!
Go, go, go!
(screaming)
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm here to save you, Kamei!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
(screaming)
Calm down, Kamei! Calm down! Listen to me!
Ghosts don't touch you!
Never!
It's a promise that will never change!
Don't worry!
(screaming)
No! No!
I told you not to make any noise!
Get back!
(screaming)
I can't believe she ran away by herself!
If I ran away, I'd think, "Kamei, let's go together,"
but when I got out of the room, I was like, "Kamei, where are you?"
I was alone with a ghost for a while.
Cut it out!
No!
(laughing)
Well, there were a lot of things.
To be honest, I really don't like haunted houses.
At the time, Kamei was really helpless.
(laughing)
If you're going to run away, run in the direction of progress.
That person will definitely run in the opposite direction.
(laughing)
That's what I thought, and at the last exit,
Kamei ran at a very fast pace.
Despite his age, he's not dependent at all.
I have a lot of memories of this.
If Kamei goes in next, he'll pull me more.
Yes.
Now, what is the first reason the fans chose?
The reason is...
(laughing)
Yes.
Now that we have a volleyball club, we would like you to hold a tournament like Futataru.
She said she was good at ballet, so I was really looking forward to it, but I'm not very good at it.
But she was very energetic and when Koaru ran away, Mikiti said, "Don't run away!" I think that was the best part for me.
It was interesting. I hope you will revive ballet again in 2007.
It's been a while since we all played volleyball together, and I had a lot of fun.
And Kaorin's... how do you say it? Her bad at playing volleyball?
Of course, it's the Haromori Volleyball Club!
Iida's activities, Kusumi's role as the captain of the volleyball club... I don't think it's captain- like at all.
In 2nd place is the Haromori Volleyball Club's captain of the village!
It was a fun trip with a lot of ballet-experienced people, but...
Koharu will join us later, too.
She said "captain of the village," didn't she?
I don't know how much she can exercise.
Will Kusumi, who was the captain of the village, become a secret weapon in Super S?
But before that...
Iida's team practice, which revealed that she had only done ball-collecting once a year!
You're so cute!
Dance! Half-dance!
You're good!
Okay!
Oh!
One step! One step!
Your face hurts! Please!
One turn!
OK! OK! OK!
Wait!
Oh!
Yes!
You did it!
You were like Mickey and Mickey Mouse!
Great!
And what about receiving practice?
Yes!
Technology has been abandoned and the team's mood has changed.
And...
Good morning!
What's that?
Good morning!
What are you doing? Are you playing dojo?
No!
The late super ace!
The captain of the village, Kusumi, joins us!
How long have you been dancing?
Four years.
Oh!
How about you?
What will happen to Kusumi and Koharu, who are said to be the final ones?
I'll spike you!
You're the captain of the village, right?
Please!
Receiving, tossing, attacking...
No matter what you do, it's a secret weapon.
In addition, in the debut match against Mama San Barre...
The game is over.
Let's watch it again in slow motion.
Oh my! She's running away from the ball that came flying at her.
Was she really the captain of the village?
People say I'm terrible at this, but I'm actually really good at it.
The other day, I was playing volleyball at school and I was told, "Koharu, you're good at it."
I thought, "Why can't I do it at this time?"
But I'll definitely do it next time! I'll definitely do it next time!
I want to show you something good next time.
I want to give the captain strength.
So, the top ten were decided! Thank you all for your cooperation!
I want a lot of people to do this.
So...
Okay, please.
Yes!
I'm the one who wrote it!
I wrote it!
I'm the one who wrote it!
Momoko-chan always raises her little finger when she's holding the mic.
I can't raise it with all my strength.
I was watching you a lot.
Do you know why?
Huh?
I also raise my little finger when I'm holding the mic.
You can't do it!
I wrote it because you can't do it.
You can't do it!
Can you hear me?
My pudding.
What?
Why did you run away?
If you call Kirari-chan...
Kirari-chan?
Kirari-chan!
Don't you think you've grown up?
You're right!
You're destroying the dreams of children.
You're right!
I like you a little more.
Kirari-chan!
Kirari-chan has a great image of peace.
But it's difficult for her to be at peace in a sexy mode.
Peace with a sexy face.
Up.
Your face just now...
Wait a minute.
Ishikawa-san, do something.
Can you see it?
Here.
Like this.
Look at this.
Up.
Ice cream.
My pudding.
Okay!
The cork is stuck to Missy's face.
Missy Aika, a new member of Morning Musume. She passed the test and did her first job of shooting the album cover.
We have some updates about her.
Missy was at this venue where the Paro Paro concert will be held in New Year's Day.
Seniors were in front of her and she looked a little nervous.
And soon, the concert will be held.
Paro Paro members were excited for the first time.
Senior Yussa's graduation was also announced at this concert.
Missy was wearing stage clothes, dreaming of a sunny stage, and seeing her seniors shine.
The concert is over. What is Missy's feelings about standing on the same stage soon?
I want to do it as soon as possible and I'm nervous.
When will you perform?
January 27 and 28.
She has only a little time until her first concert.
Can you imagine how you feel when you stand in front of your fans for the first time?
I can't imagine it, but I'm nervous and I feel like I'm going to make a mistake.
I don't have any practice time.
Do you think you can make it in time?
I have to make it in time or I can't do it.
Mitsui has no time, but she finally starts hard training.
Will she be able to do it? We'll find out next week!
Here's the news!
On January 15th, "Michishige Seimi - Photography Book" will be on sale!
It has a natural look and it has a cute little strawberry with her forehead raised.
It also has a face of an adult, so please check it out!
"Time Slip to Kengai" DVD will be on sale!
Everyone, please check it out! Please enjoy it!
After this, they'll have their first bowling match!
Next week, they'll have a delicious de-pachita!
Hello, Bowling!
It's been a while!
Bowling expert, Bananaman will be your guest!
The members will have a super play de-pachita!
No way! I knew it'd be a bowling match!
I'm so excited!
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