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Before Christmas, let's study various things to have a wonderful Christmas.
Do you want to have a wonderful Christmas?
Yes, we do.
Yes, today is Morning Musumen.'s No. 1 Christmas.
I, Rizomoto, and Miki...
...are with you!
...are going to show you...
Miki, are you interested in Christmas or not?
Huh? Miki, are you interested in Christmas or not?
Anyway, we'd like to have another wonderful Christmas.
Oh! Who is it?
Who is it?
Where are you?
It's a perfect day for Christmas, isn't it?
Of course.
It's cool, isn't it?
Christmas is romantic, isn't it?
Yeah.
Your abs and everything is cracked.
Smart! Smart! Smart!
How about this?
Merry Christmas!
It's not romantic!
What do you mean?
Well, you know...
Don't look down from there!
My abs are cracked!
Why do you make it shorter and shorter?
I was wearing pants!
When you're wearing pants, it doesn't look like you're wearing pants.
The entertainer, Choshu Koriki...
...has been involved in love wars.
Well, you don't look like you're spending a wonderful Christmas.
No, I'm not!
I think I'm more alive than you guys.
Why is it Christmas?
Basically, it's because of sales.
But you don't have a boyfriend, do you?
So, you're mad!
Wait, you can't just disappear like that, can you?
I won't disappear!
You won't disappear!
How many more times do we have to do this today?
So, in order to have a wonderful Christmas...
...Choshu Koriki and you will learn "Korikima-san Special"!
You can still make it to Christmas Eve...
...with special gourmet information...
...and love confessions for the person you love.
Useful information!
Your profile...
And more!
The latest Christmas item information is also appearing one after another!
It'll be a good lesson!
Now, please listen to the 12th single of Mary's Workshop, which is currently on sale, "Munasawadi, Scarlet"!
Tonight I won't be able to see you (yai yai yai)
It's strange and lonely (yai yai yai)
It's not like I'm begging you, but my chest hurts
My friends aren't gathering (take care of the kids)
I want to grow up right now (yai yai yai)
Is it this painful for you? Is it your first love?
Arcade, run through it, the signal turns blue
That person is passing by at this time
Look, it's a raspberry scarlet
I can't stand it
My chest is excited
The color of love is scented
Yes, my love
Scarlet of Hullabaloo
I can't stand it
Scarlet of Hullabaloo
The color of love is scented
Yes, my love
Scarlet of Hullabaloo
I want to get closer to you
Scarlet of Hullabaloo
The color of love is scented
Yes, my love
This time, instead of "Merry Christmas Special",
you can still make it in time for Christmas information with Choshukoriki!
Speaking of Christmas, of course it's cakes!
In order to learn about wonderful Christmas cakes,
the first place they went to was...
Ebisu's super famous sweets shop, Toshi Yoroizuka!
All of the sweets are produced by Yoroizuka Toshihiko-san!
For the first time in Japan, they set off for a foreign sweet and sour restaurant.
They are truly the best in Japan's sweet and sour craftsmen.
- Hello! - Nice to meet you!
Everyone is looking this way more than Yoroizuka- san.
- It's beautiful. - It's beautiful, isn't it?
- It's wonderful. - Which one do you recommend?
- Well, it's Dom Piquette's shiny one. - That's right!
- It's a chocolate mousse that's been a specialty since the Belgian era. - A specialty.
- It's a chocolate mousse. - It's a mousse!
- You can see your name on it like this. - Really?
- Can you see it? - You can see your name on the cake!
- That's amazing! - Why is it like this?
- There's pistachio cream brulee in it. - Wait, there's brulee in this one too?
- That's right! - This is bad!
- There's Belgian chocolate in this one. - I don't like it!
Wait until I drop it!
Special sweets that you must have before Christmas are...
- Alright, Yoroizuka-san, please show us your special menu! - Please show us!
- What is it? - Special menu!
- Special menu? - Show us your special menu!
While they're waiting for their special menu, it's time for questions!
- What's your best Christmas memory? - My best Christmas memory is...
- I'm sad, so I won't ask you. - Wait!
Before I get sad, I'll stop.
While we're talking, I have a romantic story.
- When I was 16, my girlfriend... - How old were you when you were 16?
- I was 17. - You were 17.
- She was studying in London at the time. - Really?
- So I saved up money and went to London alone to meet her for Christmas. - Wow!
- Have you ever confessed your love? - I've confessed my love a lot.
- What did you say? - I don't know.
- Basically, you don't have to say it right away, but you can say "I love you."
- I think you can say it normally. - Normally?!
- If you succeed in this pattern, you don't have to try again!
- This is hard for people like me.
- Don't you think it's better to end it as friends?
- What about falling in love? - Falling in love?
- What do you mean? - Falling in love.
- Falling in love? - Falling in love.
- I've been waiting for you to say it. - Bring me some falling in love.
- You're already falling in love!
- Instead of falling in love, special sweets are finally here!
- Patissiere Toshi Yoroizuka proudly presents Christmas special sweets.
- A cake made of the best chestnuts in Ehime Prefecture.
- It's a taste for adults only.
- Please try it. - Yes, thank you!
- Wait, wait, wait! - Wait!
- What? You want me to try it? - Yes, please.
- Look at me. I'm different.
- This time, the self-proclaimed "morning girl" Christmas coupe Fujimoto will give information to everyone first.
- Thank you for the food!
- Oh, there's a chestnut in it. - Yes, there's a chestnut in it!
- There's a chestnut and a chestnut!
- It's good! - It's good!
- It's spicy! - It's spicy!
- Why do you say it's spicy?!
- It's a taste you want to eat gently. - Yes.
- It's really good, isn't it? - It's good.
- Thank you for the food! - Thank you for the food!
- Then, we will also learn about the taste of this Christmas season. - That's right.
- We'll learn about it.
- Stop!
- What kind of flow did you stop?
- We can't forget about today's theme.
- Christmas! Let's learn about a wonderful Christmas!
- Let's learn about it! - Let's learn about it!
- So, if you don't get good grades, you can't eat it!
- Grades? - Here they are!
- What is it? - Speaking of Christmas, it's a great chance to confess your love to the person you love!
- Which of the next two romantic confession methods is better?
- Romantic confession methods.
- The first one is skylighting.
- Drawing letters on a blue sky and on an airplane cloud to convey love.
- Yeah!
Another one is "night sign".
It's a large electronic display board attached to a helicopter,
and it's a skill to convey words of love to the night sky.
Which one is more expensive for one flight?
- Hmm, which one is it? - That's why I order my favorite girlfriend or fiancee to do it for me.
- Yes, but I'm sure the letters... - Yes, but I'm sure the letters...
- Aren't cut off. - Aren't cut off.
- No, it's too much. - No, it's too much.
We're about to be tied up, and you're asking "why it's not cut off?"
That's bad manners!
- That's right. - Because, technically...
- definitely, this airplane cloud... - Yeah, definitely.
- is more expensive. - It's more expensive.
You know, you can't take it with you and fly it up in a helicopter.
- Oh, I see. - So, this...
- This is expensive. - I don't know which one I'll choose.
- So, everyone, is it OK? - Yes.
Now, which one is more expensive?
- Oh? - Oh?
- Did you choose B? - Huh?
- That's not what I said! - That's not what I said!
You're lying!
I've never seen an airplane cloud, but I see them a lot up there.
So, when I see a helicopter, I'm like, "Oh, look, I'm going to be moved."
- That's true. - But, you know, like a helicopter - helicopter tour.
- It's common, like common people. - No way.
- Electric planes are common, like common people. - I'm getting excited.
But I've never heard of an airplane cloud.
- Can we go home yet? - Sure.
- Are you sure? - Are you sure?
- I'll give you one last chance. - Are you sure?
- Sure. - One, two...
- Did you choose A or B? - You're a coward!
- Yoshi, you were so convincing. - The answer is...
B!
And with that, the correct answer is...
Thank you for the food!
I'm so happy!
With that, please study the taste of Christmas special sweets well!
It's delicious! It's Christmas, isn't it?
It's a super romantic taste!
You'll learn a lot!
What kind of learning is that?!
It's like you're using some kind of memory as if you're at a store!
Isn't there anything else?
Let's go get some water!
We don't need water! It's cold outside!
But, but, isn't it okay for comedy?
Right, Corick-san?
It's okay for comedy, isn't it?
Actually, it's really okay for comedy!
After their regular lunch, they went to this popular hotel!
Let's become popular at the Christmas party!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Okay, everyone!
Okay!
You want to become popular at the Christmas party, don't you?!
That's right!
Okay, what do you think is necessary for that?!
Okay!
What do you think, Yester-san?!
Uchikoshi-san!
Uchikoshi-san is cute on stage, isn't she?
Yes!
It's comedy!
Well, it's comedy for becoming popular at the Christmas party!
That's right!
In other words, it's a Christmas job!
That's right!
In order to become popular at the Christmas party,
you need to learn how to make people laugh!
You can freely use various products in front of your house
and make people laugh!
For every laugh you make, you get 10 points!
Furthermore,
if you make people laugh with Christmas party goods and popular items,
you can get 20 points!
For those who successfully won,
they will receive wonderful presents!
Among the Christmas party goods TOP 10, we will give you one of your favorite things!
Really?
Don't you really enjoy Christmas?
I think there is really a good thing.
I think there is.
It's weird, but it was amazing, wasn't it?
You made it pretty low, didn't you?
What should we do if we become first place in cars?
We don't sell cars, do we?
I don't know.
It's Christmas, you know.
You have courage for anything.
If we lose like this, there is nothing good about it, right?
That's right.
Don't pretend like you don't like it.
Right?
Well, well, if you are going to estimate it like that, I'm serious about it.
This is the highlight of the show.
I want to see it.
I will use all of my power as a comedian.
All of it?
One, two...
Start!
Let's go!
They start their Christmas joke lesson with pride.
In 20 minutes, they will make a huge explosion!
Wow, it's amazing!
Wow!
It's so cute!
Isn't this doll scary?
What should we do with this?
This...
This is useful!
I found a really good item.
I'm sure of it.
This...
This is good!
This, this...
Isn't it good for you?
Isn't it good?
It's a really good item.
If you have this, you will definitely make a huge explosion.
This, this...
This...
Is it Christmas around here?
Let's go with this one.
There are quite a few.
But is it popular for Christmas?
If you don't get points with Christmas goods, you won't get points.
Okay, I'll go. I'll go more and more.
Yoshizawa's one-shot gag is...
Helicopter!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Fight!
It's...
It's... the...
It's... the... dance!
Yoshizawa wins 20 points.
Oh, I know.
This...
It got bigger.
I shouldn't laugh about it. I have no choice but to go.
Will such a gag work?
Fuyo-san!
My ear...
It came off!
You're lucky! You're lucky!
I'm lucky! I'm lucky!
You're not lucky!
You're lucky! Look! Look! Look!
This is good! This is good!
Laugh at different places and get 10 points!
I'll do it.
One-shot gag.
First one-shot gag is...
Oh, I'll do it! I'll do it!
I won!
First one-shot gag gets 20 points for sure.
I'm going to fight with what I have.
Fuyo-san, you're going to say something like "it's a prank", right?
Oh, well.
Second one-shot gag is...
Fuyo-chan!
Can I take it off?
Sure!
[I can't take it anymore!]
Wait, wait!
Too much coldness, 20 points!
I'm sure I can hold down Michtig's pot!
I'm sure I can!
Confident Yoshizawa, will she...
Hey, it's a rumor!
Rumor!
Fuyo-chan, it's a rumor!
Points!
It's a rumor!
Today's most hot gag is worth 10 points!
Oh my gosh, only 20 minutes!
I'm almost done without listening!
What's so funny about Christmas stuff?
I know! I know! I know!
Tsuji's Christmas Joke
It's "tsujii", right?
Christmas "tsujii"!
How is it?
Christmas "tsujii"!
Okay, I'll give you one.
Sit down.
Here we go.
Look at this and this.
Yes, "banana man"!
That's silly!
Silly!
Silly? Isn't it funny?
You thought about it well.
I'll let you eat it!
Okay, go back.
Even if you think about it, you'll get 20 points!
Oh, this!
This is good!
Oh, this is good!
This is good!
Oh, this is good!
This is good!
This is how "tsujii" works.
"tsujii" works and what do you do with it?
Koriki's self-made "tsujii" is...
Don't fight!
She won't stop fighting and gained 20 points!
This...
Alright, let's go!
Let's go!
Why are you all here already?
After the time limit ends and at the same time goes back, Hita is...
Slipped in and out of the frame.
I'm Asabi Koto.
Senpai!
Alright!
What is this?
Alright!
Alright, I'd like to announce everyone's scores!
Alright, I won.
Once again, who is the Christmas gag king?
One, two...
Me!
Did you lose to Yua-san?
I also won a popular product.
That's right! This is a traditional daisy.
That's why I got 20 points for each one.
20 points for each one?
The bonus points in "darts" are divided into two categories.
But, you know, it's difficult for me to do "bokero" with this.
It's difficult.
Well, well...
You can do it instantly like this. You can do "uno" right away.
What is it?
"Uno"? "Uno"?
You can do "uno" with this "uno" card.
You can do "uno" when you play a game.
Basically, "monopokero" is...
You're trying to trick me with sound, aren't you?
OK, I'll give you my favorite "monopokero" card from this.
You'll give me your favorite "monopokero" card from this, won't you?
I like "uno" card.
I want "uno" card.
I'll give you "uno" card.
All right!
By the way, you can take it back with you.
The members learned the popular Christmas jokes perfectly.
Next is...
Speaking of Christmas, it's dinner no matter what you say!
In order to study the most romantic dinner ever,
we visited this one time.
Aoyama Elysian House.
Amongst Aoyama's fashionable restaurants,
this restaurant is famous for its spacious seating area and gorgeous atmosphere.
It's a popular romantic restaurant as a bridal spot.
Wow! Amazing!
Cheers!
There's a proud magnolia tree in the courtyard.
It looks good.
What's the special Christmas menu of such a fashionable restaurant?
OK, Mr. Akemoto.
Yes?
Could you cook for us?
Please!
It's so much fun!
It's gorgeous, isn't it?
But you can only see this area, right?
I'm sure everyone looks good in this area.
But about one of you shouldn't stand up.
Yes, your lower body should stop.
What's wrong with you?
You're a pervert!
Don't say things like that!
It's fine like this!
Let's say she's here now.
She's here.
It's a date.
If she says, "I like your usual character,"
would you be able to come?
If you want me to, I'll come.
I don't want to walk at all!
It's love to do what you want, right?
That's right, but it's really private.
I like it! I like it, Cricky!
Instead of that, if you come and pull me a little, I'll go crazy.
You're crazy!
I'm not angry, but I'm going crazy.
I usually don't get angry, but I often get angry.
What about when you say you're angry?
At that time, I was really angry, so I ignored it!
This is a Christmas special dinner course boasted by Aoyama Elysian House, which you want to eat once in a while!
The main dish is the highest-class Kagoshima black beef, which is slowly baked over charcoal fire.
It's the best dish that makes Christmas night wonderful!
Let's eat!
Wow, it's soft!
It's soft!
Let's eat!
It came out! The devil's laughter came out!
You have to study again anyway, right?
Yes!
Let's clap! Let's clap! I know!
I don't want to!
I want you to know about "doki doki" for Christmas!
Confession is something that makes you nervous, isn't it?
It's a game where you confess your love without losing to that "doki doki"!
The rules are simple!
Follow the words of "minus" and confess your love with "shiritori"!
While saying "I love you" to the camera in the future, say it and stab!
It's just a black belt game!
Let's start the game!
Here we go!
I love you!
I love you, my beautiful girl.
I only have one week left, but I can't date you!
Are you sure?
You don't care about me!
I don't care about you!
What do you mean you don't care about me?
I'll tell you how I feel.
I love you!
That's amazing!
Come here!
Your profile...
What is this?
My profile?
Your profile is lovely!
I'm embarrassed!
You're beautiful.
But...
Your...
eyes are...
more beautiful, so...
Ask her!
Do you...
casually...
pinch...
my cheeks?
Do you?
It has nothing to do with my looks!
Okay?
Girls say that a lot.
Let's be together forever!
I can't be together forever!
Let's be together forever!
So, other than Tsuji, the members of Kuroge Wagyu are...
Thank you for the meal!
I ate it, so I have to react properly!
It's really soft!
This is Kuroge, Kuroge!
Thank you for the meal!
Fujiwara-san's favorite, Kuroge!
It's like Kuroge!
I want to eat the tomato!
It's Kuroge, right?
Can I eat the tomato or not?
I like the tomato!
It's good!
It's good, right?
It's good!
It's amazing!
This is amazing!
It's a little slippery!
It's really slippery!
It's not slippery! I could feel the deliciousness!
You can't stand up like that!
Oh, I see!
Tsuji can't eat meat here!
He's so lonely!
Hey!
Which part of me do you like?
She's having fun by herself!
That's right!
The members studied hard all day!
Are you ready for a romantic Christmas?
Everyone in front of the TV, let's say it together!
One, two...
Merry Christmas!
Finally, Morning Musume's new members have been decided!
Shiga, Gara, Kita, Mitsui will be decided.
After about 5 months of strict judging,
the one who won the first prize is the 13-year-old Mitsui Aika from Shiga Prefecture who specializes in bowling.
She was immediately attracted to her after the announcement.
Tomorrow is probably going to be a tough day for the press conference.
I don't know what to do.
That's right! The day after the announcement,
she had her first public press conference in a studio in Tokyo waiting for her.
What do you think you can do well from now on?
I want to do my best with confidence, smiles and energy.
What are your goals and priorities?
I want to be a popular person.
I love smiles very much and respect them very much.
So in a way, you're rivals in smiles, right?
That's right! I'll do my best not to get caught!
After the conference,
Mitsui's first job was to shoot a jacket for her new song.
Mitsui began her life as a top idol.
When we asked her how she felt after today...
How do you feel about your first day?
I couldn't sleep at night because I kept waking up.
I wasn't nervous at all.
I didn't know what to do. I couldn't get up.
My seniors talked to me.
That's when I felt a little less nervous.
Now with 9 members, Morning Musume.
They will create a new era!
They will play a game called "World Puchi Game"
Today, let's say hello with a low tension.
One, two...
Happy...
What's wrong?
You can't suddenly change like that.
Really, Sensei?
What's wrong?
You can't change like that.
I'm not happy at all.
Today...
Your friends are...
really low in tension.
No!
Go ahead.
Really scary.
No way.
They're married and happy.
They're supposed to be happy.
Am I the only one...
with a low tension?
No!
I'm in a good mood, so I'll sing.
Sing!
I don't care.
Pigeon.
Not good at all.
With that said,
today's friends usually get used to it.
Their great pleasure is...
Today's favorite, soy milk ice cream!
Today's word game is "pazan", which is loved by people of Romania.
The basics are the same as Japanese "chiritori", but "pazan" is connected with the last two letters.
For example, if you start with "chiritori", the next word is "drink".
If you say something you can't continue next, like "dango" or "pool", you're out.
If you're studying, you can convert small letters into large letters.
You can also take and connect "dakutei" and "maru".
For the sake of rewards, you'll play three rounds in total.
If you can go around in each round, you'll clear the round.
The number of rewards decreases with each wrong guess, so you won't get as many rewards!
You have three chances, so hang in there!
Let's start "pazan" with Hitomi!
The first word is "hikarte".
Let's start with Yocchan!
Huh?
P.R.S.
"As" is there.
"As"... "As"... "As" is... "As"...
"As" is there.
There are many kinds of "as".
There is.
For example?
Asbesto
Don't you know?
There is a problem now.
"As" is there.
I will reduce your reward.
You have two chances left.
Do it seriously.
I came for this.
I came only for eating.
Hikaru's high tension started.
She cleared the second round.
She didn't reduce the result and went to the final round.
Let's continue like this.
Nozomi will go first.
Third attack.
Kumicho
Yousei
Seikimatsu
Matsutake
Kakekoputa
"ta" "ta"
"tachi" "ta" "ta achan"
"tang" "tang" "tang"
santaculos
"dame" "dame" "tan" "tang"
[laughter]
What is it?
Bread.
Bread sleeve.
Good.
Bread. Bread. Bread.
Sleeve? Sleeve? Sleeve? Sleeve?
Sleeve? Sleeve?
Sleeve is...
[cheering]
Eri-chan!
Why? Why?
There's a lot of things, isn't there?
I'm sorry!
There's a lot of things, but it's all left over.
I was disappointed in myself, too.
The cake is a reward.
Let's all eat up the three of us.
I've never had it before.
No, we haven't.
Is it good?
It's really good.
It's sweet and good.
Is it good?
Isn't it making you feel better?
Yeah.
Then...
Can I call you something?
Wow! That's cool!
I want to eat...
Huh?
Leftover bread.
After this, Tango the wall, Tango the dance?
Red!
Strawberry!
Red!
Cucumber!
Red!
Look at me!
Red and red!
Today, we came to Red Hill, the city of hills.
By the way, Red Hill is famous for Korean food, that is, yakiniku restaurants.
I want to eat yakiniku.
But what should we do with our wallets?
It's hard and we don't have money to eat yakiniku on a little road in Red Hill.
I know.
Let's go!
That's all for today. Let me introduce today's hill.
What?
Tango the wall, Tango the dance.
Tango the dance?
This time, we will dance to Tango the wall, Tango the dance and climb the hill together.
It's not a joke.
Anyway, the special task is to dress up.
I'm Ichigo, and I play a man.
I'm Midai, and I play a woman.
Today, I'm in charge of announcing Morning Musume.'s mini-album and Mr. Abe's announcements.
I'll do my best!
About "one"!
Ready...
Go!
Ready...
One!
Two!
One!
Oh, I'm wrong!
Ready...
One!
Two!
One!
Two!
One!
Two!
One!
Two!
One!
Two!
One!
Ready...
One!
Two!
Ready...
One!
Two!
Ready...
One!
Two!
Hey, a little more! Do your best!
Quick! Quick!
Ready...
Go!
The first one is...
"Morning Musume.'s mini-album and Mr. Abe's announcements.
The second one is...
Mr. Abe's single music video.
The third one is...
My favorite song is...
Flower petals dance in the afternoon breeze...
That's it!
Check it out!
Next up is Number Two!
Number Two as a man.
Number One as a woman.
"U" "U" "U" "U"
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
One, two!
One, two! One, two!
Oh, sorry!
On your marks...
One, two! One, two! One, two!
On your marks...
One, two! One, two!
One, two! One, two! One, two!
On your marks...
One, two! One, two! One, two!
You guys are in perfect sync.
Go for it!
Go, Gokichi! Start!
Go!
First of all, it's very hot in Itaewon.
We went to the pool.
What I noticed about Itaewon is that it's fast.
It's like I'm doing a sexy cut.
I felt this sexy with very fast photography!
How is it, accelerator?
- How is it? - Like this?
All right!
Ah, it's time for roast beef.
Yaki-nikko, delicious Yaki-nikko
Why are you wearing blond hair?
Hey!
Yes, it's decided!
The first one is "Bitch Best 7"
It's an album and DVD
It's an album, so let's sing two of our favorite songs one by one!
One, two!
That's right, that's right
Rumor, rumor, rumor Rumor, rumor, rumor
Sexy boy
Oh!
I ate meat again!
This is it!
The Christmas special demo will be released!
That event will be held again this year.
So, the next Halloween is Christmas special!
The members are enjoying the party, but...
That's not all!
For some reason, they decided to go on an amusement park bullet tour!
In their busy schedules, the members go on various attractions!
Get in! Get in!
What's going to happen to the Christmas special?!
Answer the quiz and get prizes!
From the Japan Record Association...
You can exchange music videos and software...
For the show's original music gift card!
And from Zox...
You don't have to choose a location...
You can enjoy music videos and music!
We present you...portable DVD player "goobic"!
You can only challenge the quiz...
15 minutes after the show ends!
Access the show's website now!