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Today's show is about dolphins, penguins and sea creatures!
"Morning Musume" Happy Eight Seasons Audition!
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It's growing again.
There's something mysterious about it.
It is mysterious, isn't it?
Here we go! Here we go!
Ah, what nice weather we have today!
My laundry will dry up in no time!
Laundry, laundry, it's so fun!
I'm so happy it's getting clean!
What are you doing?!
Can't you see?
I'm washing and drying your wet clothes!
Wait! Wait!
I'm not doing anything!
You don't have to be embarrassed!
I know you best of all!
You're not my mother! You're the station manager!
Is it okay for a station manager to wash clothes in a place like this?
Then it's fine!
It's a problem for a 17-year-old girl to wash clothes!
I told you not to do it!
You're weird, aren't you, station manager?
You're right, it's weird.
For a 17-year-old girl to wash clothes...
That's not true!
I don't wash clothes!
You don't have to run away to the camera!
You!
I don't like it!
Ai-chan, what do you not like about it?
When I opened the picture book of "Blue Bird", there was Tengu! I don't like it!
Eriko-chan, what do you not like about it?
When I opened the picture book of "Jack and Candle", there was Tengu! I don't like it!
Wow, that's really disgusting!
Rino-chan, what do you not like about it?
When Sayumi Michishige-san talks, it's disgusting!
What?!
Bang!
No, when I opened the picture book of "Black Bird", there was Tengu! I don't like it!
That's disgusting!
But, why is there a Japanese Tengu in a foreign picture book?!
That's disgusting!
I don't like it!
I like it.
I really don't like it!
The flowers of "Blue Bird" are like this! That's disgusting!
The flowers of "Jack and Candle" are like this! That's disgusting!
The flowers of "Bachiru" are like this! That's disgusting!
That's disgusting!
It's my power!
Something more disgusting will happen from now on!
Nita, Nita, Nita, Nita...
Oh my! Why did my nose get so big, Shizan?!
Oh my! Why did my nose get so big, Jack?!
Your nose got bigger, too!
Michiru, you got bigger, too!
When I woke up in the morning, it was like this.
Me, too.
Who?!
It's true!
Your nose got bigger, too!
When I woke up in the morning, it was like this.
But why is only your nose tip red?
I got burned with match.
Oh my! Don't play with fire!
But why did our noses get like this?
It's my power!
Who?!
Wha--?!
Your nose got that big?!
It's like a lie!
It's true!
Wha--?!
Who's there?!
Me?! I'm Tengu from "Japan's Old Story"!
You did all of this?!
Y-yes!
You guys...
Always talking about foreign heroes...
If you're Japanese, eat rice!
What are you saying?!
"If you're Japanese, treasure the world of "Japan's Old Story" more!"
More importantly...
Give us back our noses!
That's right!
What should we do?
You want us to give them back?!
Yeah!
Then...
If you win with my nostrils...
I'll give you your nostrils back!
What's "nostrils"?!
No more questions!
Bring it on!
After this...
A super cute sea creature gathers!
Today's question is...
Number five, super cute animal quiz number two!
Dolphins and penguins will show you the charms of cute sea creatures from now on!
In addition, HD is included in this game!
Hello! Super cute animal quiz!
Since it's summer vacation this time,
we're going to have a quiz about cute sea creatures that go deep into the sea!
Well, well, well!
They were super cute!
Are there any animals that you remember?
It looked like it was going to be late, so it was really fast.
It was a bimbo, wasn't it?
It was so cute!
I was surprised that it was a giraffe!
I was surprised, too!
And this time's cute animal quiz team is...
Suji and Misty!
It's strange, but there are a lot of sea creatures!
Sea creatures are as cute as last time!
They're so cute!
The person who answers the most questions right this time...
Yes!
...will receive a prize, so good luck, everyone!
Yes!
Thank you!
Let's watch this video first!
Here we go!
Last time, in order to meet cute animals,
a cute animal quiz team was formed!
Not only did we get to meet various animals,
but we also got to help raise baby giraffes and baby miniature ducks!
And this time...
This time, in order to meet cute animals that live in water,
we came to Aburatsubo Marine Park!
Yay!
What kind of cute animals are here?
I don't know!
Even though you're the captain, you don't know?
I think it's not my order to look for them!
Yes!
Then, captain, let's go!
Wait for me!
Captain Tsuji and member Fujimoto, who started running vigorously, what kind of cute animals will they find this time?
I heard you can experience shark skin.
The first person who noticed was the shark skin experience corner where you can touch either a cat or a shark!
It's shark skin!
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?
You can touch a bald person's head!
But it's a bald person who is very short!
Yes, it's very short!
And suddenly, there is a big event!
There is information that a cute baby was born here!
Yes!
That's right! The baby you will see this time is a penguin who can fly!
The penguin, which spreads around the Antarctic continent, got its name from its skillful flying while moving over rocks and mountains!
However, there are many cute penguins, but as far as you can see the island, you can't see the baby!
Are there any penguin babies now?
Yes! There are six babies in here now!
Six?!
Yes!
Huh?
There are only three of them?
I think I know!
Yes!
There are no yellow ones, baby!
That's right!
Wow!
That's right!
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?
The biggest feature of the penguin is its yellow wings.
When it was a baby, it didn't have them!
Other than that, its eyes and feet are different, but it looks almost the same!
How big is it?
It's big, isn't it?
Yes, it is. It's about three months old now.
It's big, isn't it?
How big is it when it just came back from the egg?
It's big enough for one hand to hold it.
I want to see it! I want to see it! I want to see it!
It's always like this. Even when it's a monkey, it's still alive, but it's not born yet.
Or it's grown up too much.
What do you mean?
To satisfy their dissatisfaction, we got a special video from Mr. Marin Park of "Abura-tsubo" this time.
Let's take a look!
This is a penguin that was just born.
Its crying voice is like a chicken's and it's so cute!
They're eating the fish that removed the bones with a syringe.
Are you full now?
And about a month later, they've grown up completely.
The fish has been crushed, but now they're crushed with bones to give calcium.
And almost three months later, they're almost as big as adults.
The hair on their foreheads has changed and only their heads remain.
Are you satisfied?
Next is an experience of feeding two people.
What does it feel like?
It feels like I'm wet.
Wet in your hands?
It's wet.
It's cute.
I feel like I want to hug it.
Can I raise it like this?
Yes, you can.
It's coming straight to me.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Make sure you raise it from the head.
Don't fight!
This is for adults.
They're all adults.
They're all adults!
It's hard for them to feed their children because they're all gluttonous.
Meanwhile, there's an unexpected episode about penguins from the keeper.
Rock-jumping penguins lay two eggs.
One of them grows up, but the other one is left unattended in the wild.
This penguin was raised by me instead of my mother.
It's a baby penguin.
I see.
Actually, two weeks before this shoot,
baby penguins raised on this penguin island for the first time have gathered in a herd for the first time.
The brothers penguins, who have been separated since birth, meet again with emotion.
However, they couldn't recognize that they were brothers and ended up in a fight.
It's just around this time for them to go into the water for the first time.
And recently, they finally got used to it.
They seem to like people and artificial breeding and even the captain.
I like it. I want to go in with you.
After meeting the penguins, they visit various sea creatures in the fish country.
In the marine park, you can meet 450 species of thousands of sea creatures.
Among them, these are the ones they were particularly interested in.
Konkon.
Super Konkon.
Because she's so big.
After their reunion with Konkon, they head to this marine park's proud sea creatures aquarium.
Here, from big sharks to small fish live in harmony and enjoy fishing four times a day.
It seems like it's fishing time now.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Would you like to try it?
I'd like to say it.
Then, please try it.
I'm watching that showtime.
Really?
Can I upload it?
Yes, it's Mr. Tsuji's showtime.
He's laughing.
Would you like to do it?
Yes.
He's laughing.
So, Tsuji-chan will try fishing from the top of the aquarium.
And Mickey will watch it from below.
They'll reel in the bait from here.
Small fish and big fish eat different baits.
So, they'll reel in the bait one by one from the small fish.
At first glance, it looks like an easy job.
But in fact, it's not easy at all.
Fish gather around here.
Do you know what it is?
It's this, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Please drop it on top of it.
Can you see it, Miki-chan?
Don't drop it yet.
Yes, I'm sorry.
What? It just came up.
A saw blade just came up and cut the fish into pieces.
Look, look, something is coming out.
That's right.
This saw blade has a sharpness that can cut a radish in half.
The fish are also in danger and can't get close.
As long as the saw blade is away from the fishing spot...
It looks like a fish is holding its prey.
Don't you know what your mission is?
Hurry up. I'm waiting for you.
A saw blade just came up and cut the fish into pieces.
Was it just now?
Yes.
Awesome!
There's no saw blade, so...
It was just now!
Awesome!
The fish are doing their best!
Awesome!
It's a big saw blade!
How did it go?
The way we caught it wasn't good, and the fish kept waiting for us.
It's not just about waiting?
It's not just about waiting, there's a lot going on!
While Micky was waiting, she found a fish she was very curious about.
And that is...
A black crowfish, both front and back.
Actually, this crowfish has a very cute specialty.
What is it?
Well, it depends on how you eat it.
How you eat it?
So it's not just about waiting?
Sorry for keeping you waiting! Here's your question!
Actually, this crowfish in Omarin Park...
...eats a unique way of eating fish that only it can do in the world.
What kind of way is it?
By the way, a normal crowfish usually eats the fish that fell into the water.
Could you show us how you eat it?
So you eat it like this?
Yes, you eat it like this.
It has a mouth here.
It has a mouth here?
Yes, it has a mouth here.
I don't know!
She's the only one who doesn't know.
I'm sure there are pros and cons of eating it.
Ah, I wanted to eat it!
All members, show us your answers!
Let's look at them one by one.
First, Yoshi, what is it?
What is it, Yoshi?
What did you do?
What's going on?
How do you eat it?
You swim like this?
Ah, I see.
You put it on your tail and put it in your mouth.
What's this?
A.
Crocodile.
Reina swims like this.
This is the bottom.
So you eat it like this.
And Ai-chan eats it facing up.
So you eat it like this?
Yes!
So, Takahashi eats it facing up.
The same goes for Suri's answer, facing up.
Ogawa swallows it from her mouth.
The rest of the strawberry is a terrible answer!
What's that on the left and right?
You don't put it in your mouth.
You put it straight in your stomach.
What?!
You have a separate stomach?!
You have a separate mouth?!
Is there a correct answer?
Let's look at the answers!
Here you go!
This is a very precious video, so please watch it carefully.
Karasei-kun senses the time for feeding.
Wow, he turned over!
In order to get the food, he turned blue himself!
And when he threw in the food...
Wow, he carried it in his mouth with a fin!
Unbelievable!
And so, the world turned blue, caught the food, and carried it in his mouth with a fin and ate it!
And so...
The closest ones, the ones that turned blue and ate it...
Ai-chan and Koharu-chan, which one is correct?
What is it?
I can't eat it!
What is it?
Can you eat it?
By the way...
Parasai don't eat like this...
Parasai only eat like this...
I see!
But more than anything...
Even though the shark is in there with the fish, it doesn't eat the fish.
But the fish are its prey.
That's amazing!
The shark too.
That's really amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's full of food, so it doesn't eat it.
It doesn't like it.
It's full of food, so it doesn't like it.
Let's watch the continuation of the video!
The next person has come for a very fierce fish meal!
It's very dangerous, so we'll put food on the tip of this stick and let it eat it.
That's amazing!
I can't eat it!
And finally, we'll show you a baby shark!
This is it!
It's so small!
This baby is in this bag.
It's a baby baby shark.
Shark?!
Yes, it's actually a mammal.
Don't get too excited!
I'm a little excited!
But...
Shark skin!
Yes, it's actually shark skin.
It's so cute!
And there's something strange about it.
It's an egg of a baby shark.
It looks like plastic.
Why is it an egg?
Can you see the pattern?
Is it an egg?
If you look closely, you can see that the baby shark is holding an egg and breaking it.
The baby shark spends a year in the egg as a nutrient.
Now, here's the question!
This egg of a baby shark has a nickname "konyarara's konyarara" from its appearance.
Now, what is that nickname?
What does it mean?
Here it is.
Tiger shark's eggs have another nickname that comes from this appearance.
What is it? Think about what's in the sea and from this shape and answer us!
Okay, Hayoshi, go ahead!
Yoshigoro-san, here it is.
Squid's salivary glands.
Squid's smoking.
I don't say squid's smoking.
I can only see squid's salivary glands.
Okay, go ahead!
I don't know!
It's broken!
Squid's fin.
Is it squid's fin?
I don't think it's squid's fin.
It's a creature that lives in the sea.
I don't think I've seen it in fairy tales.
Fairy tales?
Doll's house.
What did you say?
Doll's house.
Doll's...
Hayoshi!
Doll's bag.
Doll's pearl?
Usually, everyone always has it.
Yes, yes, yes!
Doll's wallet?
It was a little difficult, but it looks like a doll's wallet.
I've never seen a doll's wallet.
I've never seen it in a fairy tale.
I've never seen it in a doll's wallet.
But the correct answer is Gaki's.
Congratulations!
I got it!
It's hot, isn't it?
She said "yes".
Next, these two will interact with cute dolphins.
Let's go!
"Cute Dolphins Show" is very popular in Abura- tsubo Marine Park.
So...
Today, we'll have you interact with these cute dolphins.
Really?
Before we start training, let's start with cleaning up here.
That's right.
Let's do it.
I'll do my best.
Don't do it too hard. Your feet won't slip.
She's so motivated.
Do it harder.
After cleaning up, we'll learn how to train them.
Each of them has their own signature.
The key is to make eye contact while signing.
If you do it well, we'll let you eat your favorite mackerel.
Finally, the dolphins will appear.
Are they here?
Yes!
So cool!
The one on the right is Joy.
She's so cute!
The one on the left is Pink.
Pink?
What's the difference?
If you look closely, you'll see patterns and shades of colors.
So cute!
Like this, we'll lift the head of the fish.
Is it okay?
First, we'll train making them cry.
Point with your index finger.
Please come in front of me.
They're so cute!
Let's make them cry.
Please give them a reward of fish.
With your right hand.
Next, they're going to spin with their fansign.
Let's spin.
Spin!
You can keep spinning.
You have to look at it while you spin.
I'm looking.
Next, they're going to jump.
Are you ready?
Jump!
You can go back a little.
It's going to get wet.
Let's do it one more time.
Please give them a reward of fish.
With a smile.
Did you write it down?
I wrote it down, so you can give it to them.
It's coming!
It's so cute!
I want one, too!
One more step forward, please.
I want one, too!
Last up is the famous "target".
Please look at the target.
Please look at the dolphins.
Please give them a sign.
They said it perfectly.
With your right hand, please.
You did it!
You did it perfectly!
Can you go back a little?
She's angry.
How was it?
It was fun!
Training is over.
Height is 3 meters.
Let's give him a good lesson.
Cute! Like a plastic bag!
How is it?
It doesn't look like a fish.
It looks like the same thing.
Touch it.
He is running away!
Do you know he is slimy?
He is slimy!
Finally, the show begins!
Asuka is very happy!
She is looking at him!
Was their training good?
Their acting was excellent!
They said goodbye to the dogs.
You did a good job!
It's heavy!
It hurts!
Dolphins are three times more advanced than humans.
Dolphins like to have their skin peeled off at the end of the day.
It's heavy!
Dolphins have whiter skin.
You can do it!
Thank you for today!
Thank you teacher!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
If it's a short word, I can speak it.
If it's a short word, Ms. Morito can learn it right away!
We have an emergency plan!
Yes!
Let's talk with Mr. Pink!
Yes!
We will teach Mr. Pink some words.
Yes!
It doesn't matter how much I can speak.
So, here is the topic!
Step 1. Tsuji.
Step 2. Tsuji-no-zomi.
Step 3. Tsuji-no-zomi-hara-hetta.
Now, how much can Mr. Pink speak?
Now, please decide the numbers from 1 to 3 in your hands.
Now, let's say the answers together!
Except for Mako, all of them are 3, but...
I want you to say it!
I want you to say it! I want you to talk!
Final answer?
Final answer!
Eh, why?
Why?
Is it okay?
Is it really okay?
Eh, yes.
Eh, wait, it's cute.
You're going to write it, right?
Yes!
You can write it now, right?
Wait, we don't have much time.
I want you to say it!
2!
I'll say it! Final answer!
Final answer!
I wrote it! Final answer!
Final answer!
You can write it now, right?
You can write it now, right? Yes, I can't write it now.
Yes, I can't write it now.
Who will see the last one?
Now, let's see the correct answer!
Please watch this VTR!
What?
Did you write it?
Now, it's correct!
Tsuji!
Ah, Tsuji Nozomi.
Tsuji Nozomi, I'm hungry.
Well, I want you to say it at the end, right?
I want you to say it at the end, right?
Step 1, Tsuji!
As expected of the older brother!
Tsuji Nozomi!
Step 2, Tsuji Nozomi!
Tsuji Nozomi!
You're good!
Step 3, Tsuji Nozomi is hungry!
This is difficult!
I think you can say it!
Are you ready?
Yes!
After this, Finn will do Step 3 and do a miracle!
And!
The correct answer will be revealed!
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
Good morning!
It's time for another world-wide push game!
Today, we have someone who is very...
...hard and manly!
HG-kun, come in!
Anyway, let's get started!
OK!
Let's get started!
I'm counting on you!
Hello!
Good morning!
Hello, hello!
It's time for another world-wide push game!
What's with this "not welcome" atmosphere?
Say!
Huh? Isn't your partner here today?
My partner...
Yes.
She's done a lot of work, but...
...her work is getting less and less.
It's getting less and less.
Today's guests are...
...Razor Ramon and Ichijoo-kun.
So, it's time for questions!
Who has a question?
Me!
Me, Reina-chan!
Me!
I'd like to see your sunglasses.
Me, too!
It's a sin!
I think it's fine for us.
Yeah, it's fine.
Right?
You have scary eyes.
They'll make you age faster.
I want to see!
You want to see?
It's a sin on TV, so it's only for you guys.
It's a sin for you guys.
No, no, that's weird. That reaction was weird, wasn't it?
Falling down from a chair, what does that mean?
That reaction was weird, wasn't it?
It was different from what I imagined.
No, it was scary. It was like a thin fox's eye, wasn't it?
It was scary.
Today's first game is a game loved by people in Eastern Europe and Romania, "fasan".
The basics are the same as we know in Japan, but you connect "fasan" with the last two letters.
For example, if you start with "shiritori", you say "trink" next.
If you say something you can't continue with like "dango" or "pool", you're out.
If you include small letters like "benkyou", you can convert them into capital letters.
You can also take and connect "dakutenyamaru".
This game is surprisingly difficult.
Once again, for those of you who got it wrong, we'll give you a really ugly "budin" as a gift.
Well, today, H.G.-kun also...
Yes!
With his special costume...
Yes!
He did it for me!
Is that so?
He finally did it for me.
Yes!
Somehow, I thought it was different from usual.
That's right.
It's cute!
That's right.
I like "patsupatsu" a little, but...
I also learned how to match it with you all.
It's wonderful!
Yes, thank you very much.
You're welcome!
The first game is "ishikawa rika".
"ishikawa rika".
We'll start with the words that start with "rika".
For the first word, we'll go with "ishikawa rika".
Yes!
One, two...
"rikashitsu" (classroom)
"sitsumon" (question)
"montaju" (montage)
"yougure" (evening)
It's not "yu", it's "shi".
Why?
It's "montaju"!
It's "yu"!
It's "yougure", it's not "yu"!
It's "yu"!
What? Why?
Why?
- Is it good? - It's not good!
It's not good!
The next topic is clothing.
Let's start with "ku". Can you think of anything?
One, two...
Pan, pan, pan!
Tokui!
Pan, pan, pan!
Kuishinbou!
Pan, pan, pan!
Dojou no mono!
Pan, pan, pan!
Monogram!
Pan, pan, pan!
Ramune!
Wow!
Muneue!
I have a question.
It just came out of nowhere, but what did you say about the H district?
What did you say?
What did you say about the H district?
"Kunshin-bou", "boujou-no-mono", "monogram", right?
"boujou-no-mono" is not allowed!
It's not allowed!
No, it's not allowed yet.
It's not allowed!
I didn't know about it.
Don't deny "boujou-no-mono"!
What?
What did you say?
I just heard about it.
What are you imagining?
There are a lot of "boujou-no-mono", right?
To be honest, my chest is starting to hurt.
You know?
Let's drink four cups of it.
What's wrong with you?
You can do it!
One more!
You can do it!
One, two, three!
What is this?
Your waist! Your waist!
What?
Your waist! Your waist!
I don't want you guys to force me to do it!
It's true! It's true!
This game is so hard!
"Rumour no Shiritori" Bazaar Challenge!
"Shiritori", "chicken", "monogram", and "playing with last two letters"!
The guests are out of control and the studio is in panic!
The topic is "hard gay".
What's a word that starts with "gay"?
One, two!
"Gay-nin" (comedian)
"Nin-gen" (human)
"Gen-mai-ni" (brown rice)
"Cha" (tea)
"Cha-so-ba" (tea and soba)
"So-ba-cha" (soba and tea)
"Cha-iro" (brown)
"Iron-na-iro" (various colors)
"Iro" (color)
"Iro-en" (color and)
"Piz" (pizza)
"Piz-ta-re-si-ta-e-kris-mas-su" (Christmas is coming)
"Mas-komi" (news)
"Komi" (news)
"We" (news)
"Komi" (news)
Ishikawa sensei, you shouldn't play games like that!
It's really like this if you don't notice it, as a sensei.
You can do it!
You can do it, sensei!
Sensei, geez...
Sensei!
Sensei! Sensei! Sensei!
Huh?
She ran away!
Oh, you're giving up?
Because if sensei does it, it won't continue, I'm sorry!
Well then, let's start without Ishikawa sensei!
The first word is "yo" from "TV voting".
One, two!
Kindergarten!
Endless!
Restaurant!
Landcell!
Cellhantape!
That's not it!
You're correct!
Again?
One!
My legs are shaking!
Two!
I'm shaking!
Three!
Four!
It's really not "four"!
Finken, who can talk, will challenge three steps!
Step one, "tsuji".
Step two, "tsuji nozomi".
Step three, "tsuji nozomi harahetta".
I'm hungry!
"tsuji nozomi"!
Step one and two are clear!
And finally, step three!
"tsuji nozomi harahetta"!
I'm hungry!
"tsuji nozomi harahetta"!
I'm hungry!
I told you!
Step three, clear!
So, the correct answer was number three.
We were all worried about number three, so we didn't know what to do.
But she doesn't always say we can change it!
Well, we've been together for many years, but she's like that.
No!
Wait, wait!
As a result of all questions completed, one point each for Ogar and Iai.
With that, the seven of them enjoyed the penguin cake as a prize.
After this, "The Lion and the Lioness" was released!
"Animal Hunter" has finally met "The Lion and the Lioness"!
It's going to be released soon!
Look forward to it!
And up next is "Laugh Attack Chance Part 2"!
The comedians are gathering!
The studio is laughing their heads off!
And!
It's him again...
Fitchbill is back as a fashion teacher!
Answer the quiz and get prizes!
From the Japan Record Association...
you can exchange various music and video software...
for the show's original music gift card!
And from Zox...
you can enjoy video and music without choosing a place...
by giving away portable DVD player "Goobik"!
You can only challenge the quiz for 15 minutes after the show is over.
Access the show's portable website now!