AISubs v3.5
Today, Morning Girl will challenge a teacher in kindergarten!
The members are also excited about the mischievous teacher!
And finally, the most popular teacher will be chosen for the role of teacher!
The world-famous word play game is...
On that night, a lawyer appeared and made a lot of money!
The live-streaming commercial is...
For some reason, it's coming from a deep world!
It's time for "World's Smallest Game in the World"!
Today...
For some reason, it's coming from a deep world!
A super handsome man is coming!
Come in!
Wow!
Hello, morning!
Welcome... myself!
The western world has finally come!
It's a rumour!
A rumour that moves 5 trillion yen in one second...
With this "hello, morning", I'll make you say "vv" today!
Today's friends are...
"International Telephone Corporation"'s Takashi Yuasa!
Now, it's time for the usual "question time"!
What happened to your hairstyle?!
This hairstyle...
I got blown by the west wind and ended up like this!
Nooo!
I want you to cut it!
Is there nothing else?
Even though you're kindergarten students...
How old are you actually?
Takashi-san, 50 years old!
In this patch game, we will explain the rule of "fly, fly, donkey" in English.
First of all, you sit down and open your left hand.
Then you put your right index finger on it and stand by.
And then, Mr. Ishigawa will say "fly, fly, donkey, donkey".
If you really want to fly, you stand up and shout "fly" with your right hand towards the sky.
On the contrary, if you don't want to fly, you can't move.
If you make a mistake or you are late, you are out.
For those of you who made a mistake, we will give you a very bitter air purifier.
And for those of you who were the most active this time, we will give you the ultimate sweet potato, sweet potato garden.
Sweet potato, sweet potato, sweet potato, sweet potato, sweet potato!
We did it!
Everyone, do your best!
We'll do it!
Takashi-san, are you ready?
We'll do it!
Now, the first theme is "fly, fly"!
Yes!
Here we go!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Swallow!
Fly!
Let's get excited!
Takashi-kun, fly!
It's perfect!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Pigeon!
Fly!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Crow!
Fly!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Bat umbrella!
Fly!
Today's a good day!
Everyone's in a good mood!
Here we go!
Yes!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Rocket!
Fly!
Yes!
One, two...
Fly, fly!
Helicopter!
Fly!
Fighter jets...
Fly!
Thank you very much!
This is not surprising.
Everyone, please study. Fighter jets can fly.
For example?
What is it?
For example?
That is...
Takahi-chan, please ask him.
How does it fly?
Fighter jets fly lightly.
It's easy to understand.
Yes, it's easy to understand.
Let's continue.
One, two...
Cicada!
One, two...
Potato!
Cucumber!
Potato!
One, two...
Cicada!
Cucumber!
Cucumber?!
Takahi-chan, are you okay?
It's like this...
It's like this, right?
Yes, it's like this.
One, two...
Machi!
- I don't know! - I don't know!
I think you mentioned it before, but you don't have learning ability?
Yes, I do.
- Teacher! - There's a journalist next to me.
- It seems like you like Ishikawa-san all day. - No, it's not like that.
Learning ability is a word you hear a lot in the industry.
- Is it related to the industry? - What? Am I involved in the industry?
Yes, you are.
Stop it! Stop it!
After this, "Morning Musume" will challenge a kindergarten teacher!
This time, Yoshizawa, Fujimoto, Takahashi and Michini will challenge a kindergarten teacher!
In order to win over children's hearts, five of them will do their best!
But what will happen to the energetic actors and actresses?
"Karao Mori Special Edition"!
One, two...
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- We've come to kindergarten! - Oh, I'm looking forward to it!
- Yes! It's important to get along with children! - It's important, isn't it?
- Will we get used to it? - Of course we will!
- Hey, there's an actor here... - Wow, you're right!
- He's so cute! - He's the actor I'm talking about!
- His voice is so cool! - His voice is so cool!
This time, they'll help us out with "Karao Mori Special Edition"!
- First of all, do you like children? - We love them!
- Just a little bit! - Wait a minute, your reaction was bad just now...
- I don't hate them, but... - Yes, yes...
- I don't have any children around me, so... - Yes...
- I'm not sure if I can get along with them... - It's pretty good, isn't it?
- Yes, but Yocchan is... - I have a younger brother, so...
- It's pretty good! - That's why I like Shige - san's children a lot...
- Yes, I love them! - And the staff's children...
- They're so cute! - Yes!
- They're so cute! - I love babies!
Miki-sensei is a little worried, but she immediately heads to the hall where the actor is...
Of course, the children don't know about this!
Today, a wonderful teacher will come and play with us!
Now, I will introduce that wonderful and cute teacher!
Let's call her "onee-san"!
Let's call her "onee-san-sensei"!
Onee-san-sensei!
Hello!
Everyone is laughing a lot!
Hello, everyone!
Good morning!
You are very energetic!
The actors are more energetic than I imagined!
Even though they are overwhelmed, they introduce themselves first!
Do you know "Morning Musume"?
Yes!
What is it?
It's a good song!
Saimi-sensei will represent them and greet them!
Saimi-sensei can do super cute things!
That's right!
Do you want to see it?
Let's go!
Usa-chan!
Let's do it together!
Isn't it cute?
One, two, three!
Usa-chan!
Oh, it's cute!
Thank you!
It's starting to get a little warm, so we asked the four teachers for questions about acting!
What do you want to be when you grow up?
What's your name?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Firefighter!
I want to be a hero!
Me! Me! Me!
Wakkun!
Wakkun! Wakkun! Wakkun!
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Aboranger!
Aboranger! Aboranger!
You want to be a hero, don't you?
Among these teachers, is there anyone you think is scary?
No one!
He raised his hand just now!
Hitomi sensei, are you scared?
I'm scared.
You're scared!
Be honest!
It's okay! I'm not scared!
There's also a question that Miki sensei is curious about!
Yes!
Sensei, what did you do?
In kindergarten...
Is there anyone you like?
Yes!
Wow!
There is!
Everyone is amazing!
It's super lovey-dovey!
There's a lot of them!
What do you like?
Nanaka! Nanaka!
Nanaka!
What do you like about her?
There's no one here, is there?
Nanaka!
Among these, is there anyone you like?
Yes!
Wow, there is!
There is!
It's Wakkun!
Wakkun, who do you like?
Huh? Wakkun?
Wakkun? Wakkun, what?
Wakkun, what?
Wakkun?
Where did you come from?
Is there anyone you like?
Who?
Me!
Ai-chan is very popular.
Ai-chan is popular.
What about you, Seimi?
No?
What?
Ai-sensei is not popular at the moment.
Why?
The voting has already begun, but the theme of this time is to become an idol that children like.
At the end of the performance, we will have you decide which teacher you like the most,
so the four of you should get along with the children and do your best to get them to vote for you.
By the way, Ai-sensei will be leading in the first round.
Now, it's finally the beginning of the day.
First of all, we will have a swimming game that we usually do in this kindergarten.
Right foot.
Left foot.
Right foot.
Left foot.
Right foot.
Head.
Buttocks.
Turn around.
Finish.
Who wants to draw?
Me!
What is the theme of drawing?
We like it, teacher!
What kind of teacher will the actors draw?
The teachers must appeal to the actors to draw themselves as much as possible.
The teacher's popularity race has already begun.
Take a good look and draw!
Draw me, teacher!
Why me?
Why don't you draw a beetle?
Then draw a beetle!
Teacher Ai, who was popular with her first impression, is still very popular here.
She is already surrounded by people.
Is the cameraman too close?
Hey!
On the contrary, Sayumi is still struggling here.
Who is it?
It's Hitomi-sensei.
Is it Hitomi-sensei?
Oh, it looks good.
Wow!
It's amazing!
She even drew you an earring!
It's amazing!
It's good!
Take it!
In the first episode, Hitomi-sensei was frightened, but now she's recovered.
However, Miki-sensei, who was only worried about handling children, is even more depressed.
Oh, thank you!
Miki-sensei, are you going to draw?
What are you going to draw?
This!
Draw it!
A head!
Miki-sensei is much less good at drawing than children.
However, in order to win over children's hearts, it's impossible for her to refuse.
A little incident has occurred.
I was told to draw a meteor.
Oh, but it's coming along nicely!
I'm really bad at drawing.
It's okay. You can do it.
Oh, it's cute, cute, cute!
Look at this!
Miki-sensei ate up the gallery before she knew it and couldn't fail.
But, isn't she better than usual?
It's cute!
Oh, it's quite cute!
Oh, isn't it cute?
Oh, it really does look like you!
It does!
It might look like you!
Hey!
You did it!
It's black! My lips are black!
It's true!
Can you draw my lips?
Lips?
Lips...
Do you want me to draw your lips?
In front of children, Miki-sensei was able to show off her skills beyond her abilities.
Is this what happened?
There are also children's ripples around Miki- sensei.
Miki-sensei might be better than expected.
Please show us the picture you drew!
Wow, you guys are good!
You're getting closer and closer!
By the way, as expected, Ai-sensei had the most votes.
Next, Miki-sensei came in second.
Also, Hitomi-sensei came in third.
Fourth place is none of Saimi-sensei's business.
Saimi-sensei is even lower.
Obento, obento, I'm so happy!
Everyone, put your hands together and say "sensei, itadakimasu"!
Itadakimasu!
Now it's time for the obento everyone has been waiting for!
In this kindergarten, everyone brings their own obento.
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
The four morning girls also eat their obento together with their children.
This is also a great chance for them to get along with their children.
Oh, really?
Sensei, don't cry.
Ai-sensei is popular.
Is that so?
When I asked her about it, she was very kind.
Oh, really?
She's a good person.
Miki-sensei raised her head during the drawing session.
She wants to grab Enji's heart at once.
Ai-sensei!
Miki-sensei, how is it?
Is it nice?
Is it not scary?
She did her best.
Miki-sensei has quite a good reputation.
On the other hand, Saimu-sensei, who is late,
decides to share his own obento with Enji.
Do you want to eat it?
Is it good?
I'm glad!
When she tries to talk to other children,
From two years old, three years old, and four years old.
Show me one more time!
That's right!
The road is steep.
Hitomi sensei's older sister nature is starting to take over.
But it seems like she's a little too much of an older sister.
Sensei! Sensei, how old do you think you are?
Twenty-eight years old!
How old?
Thirty-four years old!
You're hurting me!
Is Hitomi sensei kind?
Yes, she's kind.
Do you like Hitomi sensei?
Yes.
What do you think of talking to her like this?
She's cute, but her words sound weird.
Ready, go!
Thank you for the food!
You can eat it!
Alright, everyone! Let's play a game together!
The first round is "Hakonde Washoi" easy relay!
The rules are simple.
Put the basketball on the floor, and the teacher and actor become a pair and walk.
In each team, there are four people who love the teacher in the arena.
This is the last game.
In order to appeal to other actors, they won and showed off their reliable sister.
Each team has its own strategy.
First of all, Ms. Miki's team is gradually recovering.
At the moment, it is a battle between Ms. Ayu's team, which is recovering.
How is it, Ms. Miki?
I will win!
Ms. Miki, you look like you're excited.
I will win!
I will do my best!
Let's start right away. Get into position!
Ready!
So far...
Almost the same.
So fast! Fast! Fast! Fast!
Oh no!
The red team has dropped the ball.
Will they be able to make it?
The green team is leading by one point.
But now...
Now it's the anchor team!
It's an anchor team match!
Which team will win?
Miki, you're leading.
The anchor team has won!
We did it!
How was it? Did you feel Ms. Miki's energy?
It was a great victory.
And it was a pretty good match, wasn't it?
We won in the beginning.
I feel like I have a headache now.
In this way, Ms. Miki's team advanced to the final.
Next is Ms. Hitomi's team who is good at sports versus Ms. Ai's team who is currently the most popular.
However, these two teams don't seem to know the rules well and are in a terrible situation.
Okay, let's go! On your marks...
Get set...
Huh? Huh?
For some reason, Ms. Natsumi, who is a big fan of Ms. Ai, is following them.
This will have an impact later on.
That team is a little behind, but they have dropped the ball.
Ms. Hitomi's team is making progress.
Ms. Ai's team is making progress.
However, Ms. Natsumi, who ran away earlier, hasn't noticed her turn at all.
Meanwhile, Ms. Ai's team is making a comeback.
That was close!
Tokyo!
We lost!
You two lost, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
But we broke the rules.
Yes, we did.
Ms. Ai's team has formed a pair of actors and actresses, so it's a foul loss.
The winner is the yellow team!
Now, it's the final round.
The final match will be a smash!
How do you feel, red team?
Of course we will win.
Of course you will win?
Yes.
I feel like I can see your personality.
That's not true!
Is it just my imagination?
You are an energetic young man.
Yes, but it's good to be energetic.
Yes.
Now, let's go!
Ready...
Go for it!
Red team is leading.
Red team is doing their best.
Go for it, yellow team!
Did yellow team win?
Yellow team is closing in!
Just a little more!
That's dangerous!
The match is over!
And, the winner is the red team, which lost by a full score!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'm a little disappointed.
By the way, I can be second.
It doesn't matter if it's good or bad, right?
Positive thinking, right?
Like this, in no time, one day is over.
Did you all have fun today?
Yes!
Huh? Everyone's losing their energy.
Oh! Good energy!
It's finally time to say goodbye, so I'd like to make it clear here which teacher was the most popular!
Now, we've finally decided on the most popular one!
We'll have you line up behind the teacher you think was the best!
But first, the last messenger!
Does everyone like Hitomi-sensei?
Yes!
Wow, that's a lot of votes!
Then, do you like Mitsume-sensei?
Yes!
Wow, that's a lot of good ones!
I like all of them!
Do you like Ai-sensei?
Yes!
But you like Sayumi-sensei the most, don't you?
Yes!
She's so honest!
She knows what's up!
Then, in order for you not to know, we'll have you line up behind the teacher!
You'll line up behind her!
Then, can you go a little further?
Now, everyone, line up behind the teacher you like!
Behind her! Behind her!
Don't let her know!
Line up behind her!
A moment of tension!
Who was the one who won the most hearts today?
Please line up properly!
Ai-sensei, are you confused?
Now, everyone, you've lined up, haven't you?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Then, I'd like you to turn around!
Go ahead!
Wow, that's a lot of votes!
Wow, that's a lot of good ones!
Thank you!
The one who won the most hearts today is Hitomi- sensei!
Do you like it, everyone?
Then why did you choose Dr. Hitomi?
Because I think she's kinder than Dr. Kamine.
Because Dr. Hitomi is kinder than Dr. Kamine.
She's kinder than Dr. Kuchigara.
So, Dr. Hitomi, who looks like Dr. Kuchigara, has a big comeback.
In addition, Dr. Sayumi is in second place.
And Dr. Riki and Dr. Ai are in third place.
Why did you choose Dr. Sayumi, who was the most popular?
Which part of Dr. Sayumi do you like?
Her face.
That's the best compliment.
Thank you!
Which part?
Thank you!
Although they were separated in 10th place,
Dr. Sayumi and Dr. Riki were able to get along with each other.
Bye-bye!
Yes! It's time for "Maina Onamimi's Screaming Commercial"!
Yay!
Isn't it hot?
It's hot.
I want to eat something cold.
Me, too!
How about shaved ice?
Let's go home!
Let's go!
At that moment...
Where can we buy it?
There it is!
Wait! Wait! I want to eat it, too!
Is it okay?
It's a little less than 200 yen, but...
But we made it!
49,800 yen?!
How can we buy it?
Can we buy it for free today?
No, we don't have money.
Well, we can buy it for free this time.
We can choose what we like.
It was so fun!
Which one do you like?
What should we do? What should we do?
What do you like?
I like strawberry!
Oh, no!
I like this one!
This one?
It looks like chocolate.
I like it!
What should we do with it?
I don't like it.
But it looks delicious!
I have a bad smell.
Why?
What's this?
Wait a minute!
What's this?
This is so much fun!
Idiot!
Which one is this?
What's this?
You like hitting things, don't you?
Thank goodness!
What's this?
That's not it, Maki-san!
Look at it!
I think it's only you, Maki-san!
Alright, you got it!
I'm not going to let you have it!
I'd like to invite you to a super cool resort!
Oh, that's great!
Isn't it perfect?
It's a hit!
Resorts are fun, aren't they?
Super cool resort!
Here's a rabbit trap!
Here it is!
There's a camera and a pen inside,
so let's announce it!
Don't come out until we're done!
This is the worst!
The world of super cool resorts,
ICE WORLD!
In -30 degrees Celsius,
we'll be waiting for you!
We'll be waiting for you! Bye-bye!
I'm kind of scared!
It's cold!
Wait! Let's go together!
Is it okay here?
It's cold!
It's actually pretty cold!
It's cold!
You scared me!
It's not a scary sight, is it?
It's not a scary sight!
It's cold!
Let's go!
It's cold!
Wait! Wait!
It's impossible!
It's impossible to do a comeback here!
It's impossible!
Okay, let's go!
The first one is...
Morning Musume Concert Tour 2006 Spring Rainbow Seven!
On September 7th, we recorded a concert at Taitama Super Arena!
There's also a solo song by Mitty and Aisha on top of a hit song!
My memory of the concert tour is...
Me, Kamei and Tanaka were MCs together.
Kamei was always talking.
It's cold!
It was colder than here!
The gag was crazy!
Yeah!
Anyway!
Okay! Touch!
Next is...
Morning Musume Concert Tour 2006 Spring Rainbow Seven!
I got it!
The first one is...
Morning Musume Concert Tour 2006 Spring Rainbow Seven!
Okay! Let's go!
Wait! Wait!
Okay!
Anyway!
From the concert tour we did 6 times...
On May 6th, we recorded Nakamura-san and Kura- san's performance!
Okay!
My memory of the concert tour is...
My legs are long!
It's cold!
Kamen Rider
That's it for our two movies!
Please watch them!
Please!
"Kamen Rider" is...
It's cold!
Wait! Wait! It's cold! It's cold!
Welcome back!
It's cold!
No, it's not!
It's cold!
Is it?
It's cold!
"Kamen Rider" is...
Yes!
Can I eat it?
Yes!
Can I eat it?
But...
What is it?
Can you eat it?
What is it?
It's too hard!
What is it?
She's doing it on her own!
That's enough! You can come back here again!
You can come back here again!
You have a boyfriend, right?
Let's play with flying robots with Yua Sabengoshi!
So, the next theme is...
I ate it, I ate it!
So, it's easy, right?
It's something you can eat, right?
That's right!
Everyone, do your best!
Here we go!
One, two...
I ate it, I ate it!
One, two...
I ate it, I ate it!
Chinese food!
I ate it, I ate it!
One, two...
I ate it, I ate it!
London!
Erika-chan, go ahead!
Erika-chan, what is that?
This is delicious!
This is too little!
I like this! I like this a lot!
I won't throw it away!
I'll eat it!
Oh, amazing!
What's wrong? What's up with you?
What's up with you?
You're amazing!
You're amazing, Erika-chan!
I'm going to drink it all!
I'll drink it in place of Erika-chan!
Nago-chan, what's wrong? What happened?
When I'm next to Takashi-kun, I can hear all of his small talk.
It's funny.
It's amazing.
That's good.
Don't be so hostile.
It's a popular broadcast in the morning and evening.
Then, we'll go to Edo with this momentum.
Bye-bye!
Thank you!
Watermelon!
Thank you!
Ready, set...
Kana! Kana!
Momoka! Momoka!
Tatsumi! Tatsumi!
There's a lot of this.
No, it's this.
If you were handsome, would you drink that much?
Hello Morning, I'll say it again, but I'm not handsome.
I'm super handsome.
Here I go.
Drink up.
Alright, good job.
I'm fine.
Takashi-chan, how was the taste?
The taste...
The worst.
The worst?
Alright, that's it for today's game.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to my best friend.
Today's MVP is...
Please!
Who is it?
Takashi-chan!
And so, the MVP for today is...
a sweet potato.
Please eat it.
It's so cool.
It's so cute.
Is it good?
It's perfect.
Takashi-san, how was today?
Today...
It's so cool.
I'd like to thank you all...
for warmly welcoming us...
from the western coast.
Thank you!
Shut up!
Glasses! Glasses!
I'm so sorry! I really bumped into you!
I didn't know! Are you hurt?
You're so rough!
You're so mean!
What's with you?!
You've been gone for a while now and you're growing again!
And you've got two of them!
Station manager!
Yes! What's up?
Look at this! You've got another tree growing!
And you've got two of them!
Station manager, did you know about this?
I did know about it!
You knew about it?!
If you knew about it, you should have done something about it!
What should we do?
Why don't you call the police?
Call them?
You've got your cell phone, right?
Yes!
Hurry up and call them!
Okay!
Ma'am, what do you think of this?
What a beautiful necktie!
It's perfect for you, ma'am!
No, it's not!
It's a necktie!
I'm talking about your cell phone!
Cell phone?
Please give me your cell phone!
I have it.
You do?
Yes, I do!
Then please give it to me!
Here you go, boy.
This will ease your pain.
Oh, it hurts!
Don't hit me!
If you hit me,
you'll cut off this part!
Are you okay?
No, it's not!
It's a bandage!
No, it's not!
No, it's not?
No, it's not!
No, it's not?
No, it's not!
No, it's not?
No, it's not!
This is a type of dog that says "no, it's not",
but this "no, it's not" and "no, it's not"
and "no, it's not" and "no, it's not" and "no, it's not"?
Like I said, "no, it's not" and "no, it's not" and "no, it's not"
and your "no, it's not" and "no, it's not"?
You don't get it, do you?
No, I don't!
I'm just jealous of you!
Anyway, I'm jealous of you!
You're jealous of me, aren't you?
Once upon a time, once upon a time, I was jealous of you!
You're Urashima, aren't you?
Yes!
I was saved by a turtle and...
Mr. Turtle, Mr. Turtle, where are you?
What's that?
Congratulations.
Yes, it is.
Ms. Ikichimo, Ms. Ikichimo!
We're in trouble!
What's wrong with you, Mr. Turtle?
I'm not a turtle, I'm Kamei!
I'm Kamei!
By the way, there's someone on the train who asked me for a favor.
That's serious! Come with me!
Yes, ma'am!
Stop it! Let me go!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
That old man again!
I think he said something like "Jillet old man", didn't he?
That's right! I'm the famous Mr. Koizumi!
Mr. Koizumi!
No, I'm not!
You're Jillet old man, aren't you?!
That's right! I'm American Short Hair!
Meow! Meow! Meow!
That's not cute!
Stop it!
You're Pinocchio, aren't you?!
That's right! I'm Jillet old man, the same gender as Match Girl!
Does he live with Match Girl?
It seems like it!
You shouldn't do things like destroying children's dreams!
You should grab your own dream with your own hands!
What are you talking about?!
Wait, wait, wait!
He's going to give her another match!
Match...
Buy it...
You don't have to give it to me!
What?!
Yes, ma'am!
You bought me everything!
My earrings, my watch, and my shoes!
I'm happy you like it!
Let's go back to the care house!
What?!
What do you want to do today?
Anything is fine!
Grandpa!
You can't go back to the care house!
What's wrong with you?!
I don't know what's going to happen!
Let's get back to work!
Yes, ma'am!
Sheesh!
I don't like this!
Let's get back to work!
Grandpa!
If you stay like that, you'll catch a cold!
I...
I'm lonely again...
It looks really sad...
After this, a super high-tension graduation special!
Well then, in the next episode of "Haramoni"...
Tonight is cold, a graduation special!
Wearing our favorite wedding gourmet food...
I'm hungry, let's eat something!
The members will challenge various quizzes!
The capital is 7,000 yen!
And the studio will transform into a sea house!
I'm hungry, let's eat something!
Will they be able to enjoy their favorite gourmet food?
Do your best, GonGon!
Answer the quiz and get the prize!
From the Japan Record Association...
Various music and video software can be exchanged for...
An all-new original music gift card!
And from Zox...
Without choosing a place, you can enjoy music and video...
We present you portable DVD player "Rubik"!
To challenge the quiz...
Only for 15 minutes after the program is over!
Access the program's mobile site now!