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Attack-chan!
Today, we have a second generation entertainer from Yoshimoto.
Can she do her shopping well?
And in today's Pitch Game, we have those two!
Coming up next!
Hello!
Yes! This week, we're at Tokyo Dome City Attractions!
Yes!
Hm?
What is it?
Oh my, oh my!
She's doing something weird, but I'll go and check it out!
Hey, don't move!
Wait a minute!
Can you smile a little more?
That's no good!
Look! Something weird has happened!
What's wrong with you lately?
Bad people get excited and get in cars.
This is bad! Wait a minute!
I can win this for sure!
You can win!
You can win for sure!
Can you afford it?
Even if it's hot, I'll endure it!
Rabbit!
Don't move!
That's enough!
You can't draw anymore, can you?
I know the result, but...
But...
Give up!
It's like "Mamekuni" (Japanese comedy)
Really?
Ready, go!
Look!
I'm confident about this, Eri!
Seriously?
I don't want to show my hair.
I might be Eri.
Here I go!
Ta-dah!
Eri!
I might be Eri!
No!
I might be Eri!
No!
I have a bad pose!
Ah!
Don't laugh!
Lena, don't be angry!
Today's racer is Tanaka, who built a creepy house.
This car is a linear gear car.
You can drive it like you're floating in the air.
Hey, rabbit! Lena, can you see me?
Hey!
This is not the place for you!
Rabbit!
Remember me later!
Please cheer for me!
Thank you for waiting!
Linear gear will start.
It's okay!
The car will start, so put your head...
It's going to crash!
It's a stone again!
My voice is coming back.
It's fast!
Welcome!
It's fast!
Did you see my hand?
It's "summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer", "2020" will be launched!
It will be launched!
Oh, and "haraguru party 2006" will be held in Gotoumaki Captain Park!
An energetic stage will be held among the team members.
So, we will take a rest here!
Welcome back!
You did your best.
Did you get a heart attack?
I'm fine.
I want to see you look weirder.
Let's do it together.
Look weirder? Did you hear that?
Let's do it together.
What? Are you going to look weird?
I'm going to do it with you.
I don't know how to do it.
I only know how to do aerobics.
Aerobics?
One, two...
No?
First, "BERIES STUDIO MINI ALBUM" will be released!
It's a lonely one with new songs included!
And "HELLO PROPERTY 2006" DVD!
Let's experience the energetic live performance of the members leading the band!
"THE TOUCH" will appear in Club Pitch Game!
Hi! It's time for another world-wide pitch game!
Today, my twin friends came to play with me!
Asugi-chan, Pico-chan, come in!
I'm Asugi!
I'm Pico!
We are "THE TOUCH"!
Please wait for us!
I saw it too!
Everyone, is there something new?
I want to see it!
Hey, listen up! What does that mean?
Oh, wow!
What is it?
Oh, wow!
What is it?
Trump!
Wow!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
I've been praised!
Is it okay?
In this "putchi" game, we'll explain the rule of "tonda tonda roba" in Greece.
First, you sit down and open your left hand.
Then, you stand by with your right index finger.
And then, Mr. Ishikawa will say "tonda tonda ~~".
If you can really fly, you stand up and shout "tonda ~~" with your right hand towards the sky.
On the contrary, if you can't fly, you can't move your hands.
If you make a mistake or you're late, you're out.
If you make a mistake, you'll have to drink delicious juice that's good for you.
Today, Yui-chan and Erika-chan, too!
Good luck!
We'll do our best!
Now, the theme is "tonda tonda ~~".
One, two...
tonda tonda ~~
agehacho ~~
tonda ~~
Oh, you're all in good spirits!
How desperate!
No way!
One, two... "tonda tonda ~~" "agehacho ~~" "tonda ~~"
Oh, yeah!
That's fun!
Let's go!
One, two... "tonda tonda ~~" "agehacho ~~" "tonda ~~"
Cut! Cut!
Hey, you're all disassembled!
You're all disassembled!
Don't disassemble!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
It's not a rose! It's not a rose!
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
There's water in it!
Ugh, it stinks!
The water is bad, too!
It's not water! It's not water!
It's really bad!
One, two...
It bit! It flew!
Penguin!
It flew! It flew!
It won't fly, will it?
It's slipping.
It's my first time eating juice.
It's really bad.
It's so...
What?
It moved its eyebrows.
Can we get a proper reaction for this?
Can we get a real reaction?
Cry! Cry!
It's really bad.
It stinks.
Sensei is bullying us!
One, two...
It flew! It flew!
Honey bee!
It flew!
One, two...
It flew! It flew!
Queen bee!
It flew!
Everyone is doing their best.
One, two...
It flew! It flew!
Everyone is working hard!
It won't fly! It won't fly!
Everyone, be quiet!
Look, stand up high and active.
Everyone, stand up high and active.
Sugi-san and Pico-san, drink.
Why are you drinking like that?
Saemi-chan, you too!
I'm preparing it, but you can't, right?
Can you drink it?
Thank you for the food!
It's terrible!
It's a miracle that it's so terrible!
It's terrible!
I really hate it, thank you!
Let's change our feelings!
Let's do it!
Ready and…
It flew! It flew!
Pocket!
I don't know.
One, two...
Banana!
Rocket!
Banana!
One, two...
Banana!
Pilot!
Banana!
Pilot!
You can't fly.
Eline, you can't stretch your legs.
No, I can't.
No, you can't.
A pilot is a human being.
Banana!
Everyone, eat it!
What's this?
What is this?
It's a duck!
It's so delicious!
Oh my gosh!
Break it! Break it!
What is it?
It's like a green paint.
Rin-chan, have you ever eaten paint?
No, I haven't.
This is terrible!
Next, we will change the theme.
The next theme is "I ate it! I ate it!"
Yes!
Shall we do it with a little tempo up?
Sounds good!
Here we go!
Tempo up?
One, two...
I ate it! I ate it!
Red bean donut!
I ate it!
I really want to eat it!
One, two...
I ate it! I ate it!
Survey!
I can't eat it!
One, two...
Anmitsu!
Everyone ate it!
One, two...
Anmin tofu!
One, two...
Ankol!
Ankol! Everyone ate it!
We can drink it, right?
Drink it!
Wait a minute!
It's not good to eat Ankol!
It's not good!
It's not good to eat Ankol!
It's not good!
We drank it, so we know how it feels!
Let's do it!
One, two...
We ate it!
Cheesecake!
We ate it!
One, two...
We ate it!
Maltese!
We ate it!
You're going to eat Maltese?
We ate it!
You're going to eat Maltese?
She doesn't know!
What's this?
Did Asami-chan move?
She was the last one.
Let's see what happened.
Asami-chan, can you move here for a second?
Can you move here for a second?
Move here for a second!
Did you move for a second?
I'm going to eat it!
You can do it!
It's so green!
How about you, Asahi-chan?
Everyone is right.
It feels like pressure.
Pressure?
Eri-chan, I don't get it at all.
What do you mean "pressure"?
Let's go for another drink!
Yay!
I'm so happy.
Daikichi Hakata and Hanamaru take Yoshimoto and other entertainers with them!
Will they be able to do their shopping well?
Harmony!
Comedy Attack Chance for the Shopping Decisive Match!
These three teams will play against each other today.
Which team is the most eye-catching?
We have a special salesman here to help you shop well.
Please come in!
Hello, morning to you, Attack-chan!
The real impostor has appeared!
Let's do an impersonation of Kodama Kiyoshi.
What kind of impersonation is that?
It doesn't matter what it is, just say it.
I'll do it for you, Kodama-san.
Anything for you, Kodama-san?
Anything!
Can you do an ad-lib?
Yes!
Let's say "na"!
Why don't you take a corner?
I see.
Let's do it.
"Ni"!
The green one pushed me, but the blue one was faster.
That's a great impersonation.
Let's do it. "No"!
There are only six panels left.
"Su"!
Next question.
"Da"!
It's important.
"Do".
Go ahead.
You're lying!
I want to practice it completely!
This time, Hakata Hanamaru's first brother will pick up the most threatening young entertainer, Nanakumi.
Based on their profiles, the three teams will select a young entertainer who is good at using their savings and breaks seriously.
Only the team with the highest price will be able to watch the show.
In the end, the team that kills the entertainer who they think is the most interesting will win.
Well then, let's get started.
Yes, yes.
First of all, please show us the recommended product.
Yes.
Ah, are you going to show it from the beginning?
Are you going to show it?
Yes, I am.
This is a flying tool.
Ta-dah!
Ah, really?
You know it?
This is Asashi-kun.
Yes.
Now, let's look at the point of the story.
Here is the point.
Yes.
Since it is my first time appearing in "Haramoni", I tried to make my representative work more pop.
Pop?
I don't know.
Now, if you have any questions...
If you have any questions...
Is it too late?
What kind of question is that?!
His laughter goes beyond borders.
Now, please decide on the price.
This product...
How much?!
Please use your money well and give a high price to the entertainer you think is interesting.
Now, I would like to announce it at once.
Oh!
Price...
Open!
Oh!
It's true!
Amazing!
No, no!
Now, Tsujikon's team has been defeated!
Oh!
I saw it on TV.
Oh!
Yes, it was interesting.
Right?
Yes, yes.
But we could have won even if it was 40.
That's right.
Our team's price is low.
It's too low.
What is 30?
Since it's new...
Since it's the first one...
Is that a dialect?
What's wrong?
It's Fukuoka!
No! Fukuoka! Fukuoka! Fukuoka! Fukuoka!
Seriously! Seriously!
Seriously!
The price of the two teams that were unconvincing is also confiscated!
In order for you not to see the story,
please put on headphones and turn around.
Now, it's Tsujikon's team's turn to attack!
Attack!
Kuma of Team Bikkuri Taisho!
So, today's Kuma of Taisho, Bikkuri Taisho, would like to show you Bikkuri using this balloon.
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Let's go!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
OK, are you surprised?
What? What? What?
But of course, this is not the end!
Let's go! One! Two! One! Two! Three! Four!
How is it, everyone?
Amazing!
It's terrible, isn't it?
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
Hey, you two!
How is it?
I'm so happy!
How is it?
I'm so happy!
It was worth spending 180 yen!
Thank you!
OK, everyone in the audience!
If you just saw that story and thought it was a good purchase,
please press the button!
Here you go!
OK, this is it!
The total purchase is...
2/3.
2/3?
I heard the audience laughing.
I received quite a lot.
Even though you are laughing so much, in reality you are laughing a lot.
With that said,
this team is in 1st place for now.
Well then,
please show us the next product.
Here it is.
I've seen it before!
Here it is! I love it!
Self-promoted, always energetic Kentaro and Nancy's chubby duo who keeps believing they are cute!
Cute!
Are you two a couple?
Actually, we're not a couple for now.
Kentaro has been calling me every day for more than half a year to make me his partner.
Wow!
He asked me to form a duo with him.
That's all he has to say.
Nancy's chubby duo.
What's your favorite?
Their favorite.
I guess it's food.
It's impossible.
I think it's food.
Then, please decide the price.
This product, Hamachi!
Please think carefully about it.
We'd like you to buy it and answer our core questions.
Then, we'd like to announce it at once!
Open the price!
Wow!
It's so expensive!
It's expensive!
Team Rakusatsu for the first time!
Yay!
I might regret it later, but I really want to see it.
Okay! Let's hope for 200 million yen and do our best not to lose!
Kamen Tanaka Team, attack!
Dokaan no Senjaku!
Kugyoten, Kugyoten, Kugyoten!
Thank you!
No, listen! I got the magical harmonica that can grant any wish!
Really?
Of course my wish is...
That's right! Unlike me, you're fat...
You have short legs...
You're ugly...
And you're wearing glasses!
You too, Nancy!
But Nancy, with this magical harmonica that can grant any wish, I'm definitely handsome!
Wow!
Huh?
It doesn't change much.
I'll play it again!
You're good!
Huh?
I knew it! It was a fake!
Is this what Kentaro wanted?!
No! Thank you!
Now, it's like this.
What happened in these few seconds?
You two, what did you come up with for today's story?
It's already perfect!
I'm sweating! I'm sweating a little!
The audience's judgment is...
6 points!
Kamei! Takaku! Team!
Your first purchase was a failure!
Now, please show us the next product!
Yes! Ta-dah!
"Gallit Chew"!
The point of today's story is...
Please imitate a super ultra super maniac selected from more than 50 repertoires!
That's what it means, isn't it?
Here it is!
Please imitate a super ultra super maniac selected from more than 50 repertoires!
That kind of detailed imitation.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Now, please decide the price!
This product! How much?!
If it's a repertoire with more than 50...
Right?!
How many will you show us today?!
Only those who have purchased it can see it!
Have you thought about it carefully?
It's already the third time.
Now, the price is open!
Since it's the same team as last time...
Team "Please imitate a super ultra super maniac selected from more than 50 repertoires!" has lost!
I heard someone say "I really want to see that"
I didn't like it when I got a weird 150 or something
- Have you changed your voice? - Yes!
Good luck!
Minor impersonator Tetsujin appears!
Second instrument, Ogawa team, attack!
- That's right. - That's right.
- I'm so mad, so mad. - While I'm mad, I'm being so mean.
First, "Crying after being hit"
Here you go.
Ow!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Now, let's continue.
The farmer who hunts sheep's fur.
It's rough!
Please cut it more gently!
Thank you very much!
It was a little funny, but...
I heard a lot of voices.
I couldn't even scream.
And it got worse and worse.
I wish you could comment on it more and more.
Yes.
Well, audience, please watch the story and grow up if you think it's funny.
I think it's going to come.
Let's watch it!
Huh?
Isn't it too much?
It's a little harsh.
It was a little too funny.
Unfortunately, it didn't make it to the first place.
Then, please show us the next product.
Yes, here it is!
Now, what is it like?
Inside the box...
It's like a TV show.
Now, we will play "Love Story" on the piano.
"Love Story"?
At first, she was actually in Yoshimoto's idol department.
What went wrong was that she accidentally became a comedian.
As soon as she became a comedian, her boyfriend dumped her.
That's terrible!
Well, that's how she started "Love Story".
I want to hear it!
It's real.
Then, please decide on the price.
The next product!
How much?
Now, does everyone have a turner?
Please show us!
Now, I would like to announce the prize money.
Open!
160 yen, 150 yen, and 130 yen.
Next, it is a team like this.
Did you aim for it?
I aimed for it and said I'd give you 140 yen before I closed it.
Either way, it's impossible.
Let's do our best.
Next, it is a team like this.
I have a boyfriend named Tetsuo who has been dating me for five years.
Please listen to my love recital today.
The other day, I went to Tetsuo's house all of a sudden.
Then, there was a woman I didn't know in her closet.
"Hey, what is this?" I asked Tetsuo.
What do you think it is?
Can you see it, too?
"Tetsuo, no! Let's run away!" I said.
Don't worry about me! Just run away!
And don't come home again!
Isn't it manly?
On the contrary, when I was playing at Tetsuo's house the other day,
a woman I didn't know suddenly came to visit me.
Then, Tetsuo tried to lock me up in the closet in a hurry.
"Why do I have to hide in the closet?" I asked Tetsuo.
What do you think it is?
Then, I'll ask you. Where is your precious thing?
Is it in the closet?
That's it!
My precious thing is gone!
The woman who wasn't precious was sitting on the sofa!
Look over there!
Is this a true story?
Excuse me, it's a true story.
Is it a true story?
It's sad, but it's about people, so it's kind of funny.
Now, everyone in the audience!
If you think it's a reading, please press the switch!
And if you can sympathize with it...
It's a reading!
Can you sympathize with it as a woman?
I don't think I can sympathize with it.
I don't think I can experience it that much.
No matter how you look at it, 10 minutes of shopping succeeded!
They got first place!
Now, please show us the next product!
Yes!
Today...
Let's see it!
I want to see it!
Not only the picture!
Heisei's idiot is doing it!
Let's see it!
The name of the game is...
Takeuchi!
Dynagon!
Turbo!
Alpha!
What is it?
Now, the point of this story is...
Yes!
A former middle school teacher!
What?
Why?
At that time, even in class, he made students laugh a lot.
And he jumped into this world because he thought he could do it as a professional.
If you can't do it in society, you don't know it?
No, it's like that. From children to adults.
Yes, yes.
Are you not good at society?
I'm not good at it at all.
Not good at it at all...
But you know about the peaceful era, don't you?
No, I don't know about that.
Now, let's decide the price!
How much is this product?
I want everyone to see it!
Yes, I'm looking forward to it!
This product is on sale now!
Then I would like to announce it at once!
The amount is open!
It's out!
15 people!
208 people!
10 people!
That's why!
It's on sale!
Tanaka team's last set!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your high evaluation!
I want to know, why did you get such a high evaluation?
I thought everyone would definitely spend 200 yen.
I was going to spend 300 yen.
I was going to spend 1,000 yen.
What is this 10 yen?
I really want to see it!
I thought it would come at a high level like 300 yen!
I dare to see it in the open air!
That's a no-no!
Then, let's do our best!
Marumandan of Heian Emaki!
Kamei! Tanaka team's attack chance!
It's in!
Then, let's do our best!
Marumandan of Heian Emaki!
Kamei! Tanaka team's attack chance!
It's in!
I'm scared!
Takeuchi, Dynagon, Turbo, Alpha...
Why did you quit being a teacher?
Junior high school students laugh at little things, so you must have misunderstood!
How much do you think it cost for all of my costumes?
You're ignoring me!
Very well!
This costume cost me 120,000 yen in total!
Wow!
You haven't taken it off at all!
After this, the studio will be in a delicate situation, so we will end the show here.
Reina, you're so quiet!
It was hard for me to talk.
But you know, it's a little different from the Heian period.
It's not Heian at all, is it?
It's Heian!
Heian!
The audience's feedback is...
8 points!
Kami and the Alpha team failed to shop properly outside of their ranks!
They will shop outside of their ranks!
After 5 teams, the Alpha and Komi teams will lead by 1 point!
Are there any upsides for the rest of the Alpha and Komi teams?
Next item, please!
I'm confident!
This item is...
0.2cm!
You can put it all over the chair!
It's amazing!
It's their original chair.
The studio's chair is light and easy to use.
They seem to be in a good mood.
I think we can do better than usual today!
That's what they said.
Even if we hope for it...
This team and the next team will be last.
That's right.
It doesn't matter which team you bet on.
That's right.
Now, please decide the price!
This item...
How much?!
Are you ready, everyone?!
Please compete, okay?!
Yes!
There are only two items left, right?
Yes!
Well, of course, there are some special items left at the end!
Yes!
Let's go!
Then, I would like to announce it at once!
Price, open!
Wow!
590...
Wow!
This is 4 million and 20 million!
So, well...
The second place team won and the next team lost, right?
But, here, we bet everything!
We lost everything!
We bet everything and lost!
We also bet everything!
Everything?!
Everything!
And so, Kamei Tanaka team is eliminated!
Today and tomorrow, we will have "All Out Kon" and "0.2cm"!
We will attack "Suzi Kon" team!
"Tokan" team!
Well, well, well...
Thank you!
Don, don, don...
Don, don, don, don, don!
Thank you very much!
Then, let's watch our story right now!
"All Out Brothers" "All Out Con"
Yes!
Yes! "All Out Brothers"!
Yes! "All Out Taxi"!
Zuba! Zuba! Zuba!
Hey, taxi!
Zuba! Zuba! Zuba!
Hey, taxi!
Taxi!
No!
Wow!
When I said "taxi", "sexy" came!
All out!
Ishiya Kibo!
I'm hungry!
Ah!
I'm hungry!
Ishiya Kibo! I'm sorry!
Sell out! Sell out!
I'm hungry!
Rock, paper, scissors!
We won't lose!
Alright, let's go!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Alright, let's go!
We finally won!
Thank you!
Look over there!
Too late!
Doesn't it hurt?
Yes, we have special training.
Everyone, please try not to lose your money.
I laughed a lot!
I'm out of breath.
Everyone watching!
If you think it's poisonous, please press the switch.
As for me...
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Surprisingly, all 13 teams will receive products from this team.
As for the last product...
This is also from the Niigata Ogawa team.
Yes!
It's expensive!
Wait a minute!
How much is it?
620 yen!
Wait a minute!
Let's see!
It hurts!
What is this?
Is it lunch?
What is it?
Bring it to me!
Using a youkai-like appearance...
This is Konaki Jijii's youkai short story!
The point of this story is...
A youkai song on TV for the first time!
It's a new story!
Konado and his secret weapon appear!
I said it wrong!
Niigaki Ogawa Pair's Attack!
Dokan!
Hello! I'm Hiromeshi!
Nice to meet you!
"Youkai Short Story"!
You're going to share this fresh mushroom for free?!
It looks delicious!
This is poisonous mushroom! You rat man!
So this is Disneyland! You're amazing!
Isn't that Mickey? Hey! Let's take a picture together!
I thought you were Mickey, you rat man!
Basically, this is how it repeats.
So I'm going to show you around.
I went in there on purpose!
I went in there on purpose! What is it?!
When you first came out, you were riding a crow, right?
Then you came out again.
From the top, you were screaming "crow, crow, crow"!
You were riding a crow, right?
What's going on?!
The more you look at it, the more interesting it gets!
The second one was scary!
What did you think of today's story?
Today...
I'll do my best not to regret it... not to misunderstand it!
Isn't it the other way around?
You should have said it first!
So, everyone!
If you think it's a good story, please press the switch!
Up to 21 points!
Isn't that amazing?!
You two must be very satisfied!
We're very satisfied!
That's all for today's show!
You got 21 points twice!
Tsujikko's team wins!
To the two who were brilliant in shopping, we present you a high-class sakura mochi!
Basically, we all know what you like, right?
Yes, this is the first time.
My mother likes skinheads.
It's not like that!
Ms. Tsutsumi, please tell us.
Hey, show me your palm!
No matter how much you eat sakura mochi!
It's because it's expensive, right?
It's not expensive, but...
This week, "That Magic Restaurant" is revived!
♪ The stress on earth is making it useless ♩
♪ The stress ♩
♪ Got what you needed, baby ♩
♪ If you wanna be a prince, follow me ♩
♪ The stress on earth is making it useless ♩
♪ I, I don't care about that ♩
♪ The stress ♩
♪ Makes the earth useless ♩
♪ The stress ♩
♪ Makes the woman useless ♩
♪ The stress ♩
♩ Something's on your mind, it's time to let it out ♩
♩ Go for the food and I'll be nice to you, set it up ♩
♩ Light it up, grab a cup, take a look, step up ♩
♩ Everybody gotta have it, love it 'cause ♩
♩ Give me that "I don't give a fuck" fact ♩
♩ Think it over like you're gonna get it all back ♩
♩ Give me that "Give me the night" might not ♩
♩ Give it to me one more time ♩
♩ Watashi ni itsumo naraba wasurete shimau no ni ♩
♩It seems like it's different this time, when I suddenly felt all googly ♩
♩If this continues, the earth will be ruined ♩
♩Stress is good for women ♩
♩Stress is good for men ♩
♩Stress makes you feel better ♩
♩Stress is good for men ♩
♩Stress makes you feel better ♩
♩ Stress ♩
I'm Nyokki Shikawa!
Oh my, oh my, what's going on here?!
That's right! Next episode, pay attention!
The magic restaurant that fought for the top spot will come back with more power!
Now, here's the question!
I put a pot and a tea in a pot.
What will come out of it when I open the lid?
The answer is "G. SERUM"!
Answer the quiz and get the product name!
From the Japan Record Association...
...you can exchange various music and video software for...
...the show's original music gift card!
And from Zox...
...you can enjoy video and music without choosing a place!
We present you...
...portable DVD player "GOOBIC"!
You can only challenge the quiz...
...after the show is over for 15 minutes!
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