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Today's story is...
As we greet our guest, Speedwagon...
We have a bad word competition!
In a room full of embarrassing lines that are beyond expectations...
The stadium is filled with applause!
We can't become writers!
That's true!
Oh, Senpai! Look!
Um, Tanaka-san...
I've seen it twice, but I...
Hey, Tanaka-san?
I don't think you should look...
Apologize!
Why?
You're apologizing, right?
How should I apologize?
I'm sorry!
Right?
Huh? How should I apologize?
I'm sorry!
I don't care!
That's not it!
You're apologizing to me!
You understand?
Yes, I do!
I'm sorry!
It's subtle, but whatever.
Anyway...
Um...
Let's ask those two clearly weirdos a job interview.
Okay!
Hello?
Huh?
Um...
What are you doing here?
Oh my!
Those two weirdos are here!
Um...
I think you're the weirdos, but...
What's your name?
My name is...
Chiruchiru!
My name is...
Michiru!
Um...
That's normal. There's a "me" character, right?
Oh my...
What is this person saying?
Brother, I don't know either.
You said "brother", right?
Are you brothers?
Oh my...
This person doesn't seem to know about us.
Everyone in the world knows that Chiruchiru and Michiru are brothers!
Then what is it?
Does that mean...
You are the world famous...
Chiruchiru and Michiru of fairy tales?
Oh my...
It seems like you finally realized it!
Senpai...
Huh?
Can you call an ambulance?
Can I punch you in front of the ambulance?
Papa!
Wow!
It's a happy bluebird!
Wait!
Don't call an ambulance!
Wait!
Don't punch the bluebird!
Brother!
Let's go after it too!
Alright!
Let's go!
Wait!
Happy bluebird!
Um...
What should we do?
We can't just leave it like that.
Alright!
Don't just stand there!
Bring it here!
I know I said it wrong but...
I want to go home today!
Alright!
Oh my!
It's really busy to do all of this alone, Kanawawa!
There won't be anyone who understands this!
I understand.
Sirius Narcissus High School.
Sanren Barrageni.
Ayano Koji Fumimaro.
Hey!
You can't do that!
Yes! You can't do that!
Right?
Ayano Koji Fumimaro.
Hey!
You just said you can't do that!
I didn't.
You didn't say you can't do that!
Here you go.
You can't do that!
Oh.
That's yours too!
This too!
You can't do that!
You can't do that either!
Seriously!
It stinks to me!
Everyone stinks!
You can't do that!
Beautiful senpai!
Sirius Narcissus High School.
Sanren Barrageni.
Yabu Koji Fumimaro.
You said it too!
You said you can't do that!
Yes.
You can't do that!
You absolutely can't do that!
Beautiful senpai!
Sirius Narcissus High School.
Yes! Beautiful senpai!
Sirius Narcissus High School.
Beautiful senpai!
I will give you these beautiful words.
In order for the world to be beautiful,
one must be beautiful in oneself.
Takeo Arishima.
What a beautiful words you know.
You two are hot but disgusting.
Mr. Kikomaru.
Good morning.
You are beautiful as usual.
You again.
You can say "I like you" but you should hug me.
You should hug me.
Mr. Kikomaru, I like you!
You are so close!
I like you since I was little.
That's impossible.
I like you, too.
Shocked.
The world is complicated, isn't it?
Popo! Popo!
Wait! Wait!
You finally caught me!
Let me go, Popo!
I won't! I'm a happy bluebird!
You are not a bluebird, Popo! You are a pigeon, Popo!
I'm not a pigeon! I'm a bluebird!
No, you are not!
Pigeon! Prepare yourself and shoot!
Stop it!
Don't shoot a bluebird!
I won't say it again!
Everyone, welcome to Gyo-retsu-gurume-sodatsu- entame-lesser!
This corner has been renewed since today!
First-class entertainers will appear one after another, so please look forward to it!
Without further ado, let's take a look at today's Gyo- retsu-gurume!
VTR?
Enjoy!
Gyo-retsu-gurume
Fluffy and loveable fried rice
Even among the many Japanese snacks that are sold here,
there is a Gyo-retsu-gurume-sodatsu-entame-lesser that you can queue up for a long time until you get out of the store in the afternoon.
Ryuka
What you are looking for is
"Ryuka" original menu that you can't eat anywhere else
Fluffy and loveable fried rice!
That's right!
It's not "omurice" but "omucha-han" (omelet fried rice)
First of all, even if it's a short dish, delicious fried rice is completed!
On top of that, "mieken-san"'s salted egg is topped with "omurice" with a fluffy finish!
However, this is not the end!
In addition, you should not forget about "chili sauce" which is also original!
By adding special soup that has been simmered for eight hours,
the thick sauce is completed!
Inside of the fluffy egg, there is a fluffy fried rice!
A wonderful collaboration of Chinese and Western cuisine has been realized!
Today, we will enjoy this Gyo-retsu-gurume- sodatsu- entame-lesser!
Is it good?
Tell me your thoughts!
Don't rely on things!
It's good!
It's really good!
That's why I broke the skin!
I don't need it!
Let's have our first guest, who we should commemorate!
It's him!
Thank you for having me!
You did it!
Ozawa-san, don't say that!
What's wrong with you?
I want to be popular!
Are you saying that again this year?
That's right! I want to be popular!
Do you know who is popular?
Who is popular?
It's easy for you to say!
Really? Then tell me your sweet lines!
Then, dogeza me!
I don't want you to do that!
Then, tell me your sweet lines!
Is it good?
It's good!
It's good, right?
Please!
Sweet lines for girls who made mistakes at work!
Junko-chan, what's wrong with you?
Ozawa-kun, Ozawa-kun, listen to me!
Did I make another mistake at work and get scolded by my boss?
Am I not suited for this job?
Did you make another mistake?
That's convenient.
That's terrible!
Do you think it's funny for me to make a mistake at work and get scolded by my boss?
If you don't mind,
shall I introduce you to a new job where you won't make mistakes anymore?
What kind of job?
The job where you say 'goodbye' and kiss me every morning at the entrance.
From 'miss' to 'mrs.'
How sweet!
Mr. Ozawa, it's too sweet!
It's as sweet as the quality of a 100-yen shop T-shirt!
Once you wear it, you'll be like this.
What's with the low quality?
Mr. Ozawa, tell me more!
Sure!
Shall we do something sweet you can say in Shiritori?
Shiritori, got it.
Junko-chan.
What?
Shall we do Shiritori?
I totally agree!
Let's start with Junko-chan.
'Pineapple' 'ru'
'You're more beautiful than a ruby ring.' 'Sa'
'Sa'
Is Shiritori really that long?
It is.
'Sa'
'Santa Claus.' 'Su'
'Su'?
'Suki' is too small of a word and I don't think I can convey my feelings well. 'Yo'
'Yo'?
'Let's get married.' 'U'
'U'?
It's too sweet!
It's as sweet as the first part of a frozen sports drink!
It's a little bitter at first, but it naturally gets sweeter as you drink it.
This is so annoying!
I'm going to be popular again this year.
You have a sweet mind.
Cut it out. Thank you very much!
That was fun!
But actually, the two of you from Speed Wagon have something to discuss with each other.
Is it something you can't handle?
Which side of your face are you looking at when you say that?
Is it this? Is it this?
I usually say a lot of sweet words, but sweet words don't suit me.
See! Is this what you're talking about?
Is this what you're talking about?
You haven't changed your voice yet.
Hey, you guys are unexpectedly rude!
Actually, I don't have anything to discuss with you.
Actually, I haven't changed my voice yet.
No, it's not like that.
That's one thing, but...
The sweet words we say are for girls, right?
That's right.
Sometimes we want girls to say them for us.
I want them to say sweet words for me.
We're going to have you think of sweet words for each topic we're going to talk about.
Speedwagon has decided again.
The two girls will be able to get the passion fruit.
Now, I'd like to announce the first situation.
Here it is!
Go ahead!
Waiting for a date.
She's so annoying!
What is she doing?
Sorry, did you wait for me?
What are you doing? You're two hours late!
You're so mean!
Huh?
That's where I want it.
That's where I want you all to think about it.
That's where I want it.
Don't think about sweet excuses that he might forgive you.
You're two hours late, so he's pretty excited.
I want sweet words that will melt it in one word.
Well, you guys might still be a little difficult, so I'd like you to give me a sample.
Can you do it?
I can't change my age.
With that said, I'd like you to give me a proper sample as my senior.
She's so slow. What is she doing?
I'm sorry! Again?!
Hey, what were you doing? You're two hours late!
You're so mean!
Why?!
Because you made me think about you for two hours!
SWEET!
This is hot!
No, it's not hot. It's sweet.
If you have a question...
If you don't have a question, I'll answer it.
You don't have to go that far. Why would you do that?
All right, Kojimoto, ask me a question.
Where do you think it's sweet?
After all, sweet words are not about what you say, but about who says it.
SWEET!
Think about it!
All right, Shinjiru and Ibe, what do you think?
Think about it!
It's like they're studying.
Seriously...
If I were in the same age group as you, I'd go to this school.
All right, that's a wrap!
That was fast!
Wait, wait!
First of all, as a preliminary round, the two Speedwagons will choose five costumes.
Wait a minute!
This is going to get crazy!
I want you to say it! I want you to say it!
Isn't your level too high?
I'll ask you later, but the person who wrote this isn't one of our writers!
That's scary!
What is this?!
Everyone is basically sweet, but there's something scary about you two!
First of all, I'd like to announce the first person to advance to the finals!
First of all, it's this person!
Aibo!
Hey! Aibo! Hey!
Wait a minute!
Why do you hate it even though you're in the finals?!
Now, let's not be embarrassed and announce it with pride!
Ugh, she's always so quiet! When is she going to wake up?!
Ah! Good morning!
Hey! What were you doing?! You're late!
Sorry...
It's not sorry, but you made me wait for two hours! What were you doing?!
Getting mad like that is awful!
Why?!
Because when I was thinking about you, I got lost in the maze of love...
Hurry up and answer this one!
This one is sweet!
Can I say it?!
That one was as sweet as the yellow sweets in Brazil!
I don't know! I don't know!
She's called the "yellow devil"!
Wow!
What?!
She won 76 sweet sweets!
Wow!
That was sweet!
Now, let's continue!
The second person in the finals is this person!
Please come out!
Nina Kim!
Urau's eyes are full of tears.
What will she say?
How long will you make me wait?
I'm sorry!
Hey, you're late! What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
Why did you make me wait for two hours?
Why are you so angry?
Why?
Because I'm always in your heart!
Urau!
I'm sorry!
You're late!
How old are you?
I'm seventeen.
You're too sweet!
Why did you touch me at the end?
It's different!
You touched me in your heart!
In total, Nina Kim is 74 years old!
Congratulations!
Let's move on to the last one.
The third one is this person!
Here you go!
Michitsugesami!
Her Japanese is getting better and better.
This is Michitsugesami's answer.
Yes, please wait.
I'll do my best.
Why do you always talk about the helicopter in your set?
Now, please announce your lines!
Ugh, she's so slow. Why does she have to wait forever? I'm getting irritated.
Sorry, did you wait?
Hey, you're late! What are you doing?!
Huh?!
You're two hours late! What are you doing?!
Isn't it awful for you to get mad like that?!
Why?!
Because... I thought you'd come pick me up after you sold out...
...but you don't come!
How sweet!
How kind of you!
Um, this show is one hour long, right?
I'm starting to get sick of it!
It's too sweet!
You're too fast!
There's still three of you, right?!
What was the key point of that scene?
Um, when you say "sold out"...
Yeah.
...at first you're a little naive, and then you say "sold out".
Sold out!
Since we're here, let's watch that scene one more time.
Because... I thought you'd come pick me up after you sold out...
...but you don't come!
Anyway!
How kind of you, everyone!
How kind of you!
Ninety-four points!
You did it!
I'm going to be a little devil.
I know you will, Sayu!
I want to give you all kinds of things!
That's not good!
Let's continue with the third question!
The fourth person in the final round is this person!
Who could it be?
It's you, Reina!
It's totally normal!
The old-fashioned way of thinking of "sweet excuses" is...
Ah, I'm going to be late!
I'm really going to be late!
I'm sorry!
Did you wait?
Hey!
You're late! What are you doing?!
I'm really sorry!
You're two hours late! What are you doing?!
You don't have to wake me up like that!
Why?!
I can't wake up by myself!
Wake me up next time, okay?!
It's true!
This is...
amazing!
Amazing!
This means...
you can sleep next to me!
Is that it?!
That's it!
That's it?!
How old are you?!
No!
It's not like that!
You can wake me up by phone, right?!
No, I want you to sleep next to me!
Huh?!
Don't waste Ishikawa-san's hall!
So...
Reina is...
95 years old!
That's it!
The fifth person in the final...
is this person!
Bye-bye!
The fifth person in the final is...this person!
Kamei Eriyo!
It's been a long time since I've surpassed my best, Tanaka's 95 Amahai!
She touched my nipples, but I haven't touched her nipples yet!
I still have some left in my nipples!
Now, please announce your lines!
You're so slow...how long are you going to make me wait?
Sorry, did you wait for me?
Hey, you're late! What were you doing?
You don't have to be so angry!
You're two hours late! What were you doing?!
I'm always waiting for you...
...to propose to me!
This is bad!
Get out of my way!
Let's say this is 101 Amahai!
Yes, this is 101!
What did you like about that?
You waited for me for two hours...
...but when you said you were always waiting for me to propose you...
...to a married man, that's so Amahai!
I'm just doing it for the role!
This country doesn't have a lot of nipples!
I'm just doing it for the role!
And with that...101 Amahai has won!
Thank you very much!
And the winner of this challenge is...Kamei Eri- chan!
Aren't you curious about something?
About what?
The topic that didn't make it to the preliminaries.
Aren't you curious about it?
Let's try a few of them.
Alright, Tsuji-san...
I was hoping for something sweet...
But it's just normal, right?
Sorry, I'm late!
What are you doing, making me wait two hours?
Well, I was making you a lunchbox!
You're so cute!
Um, can you move forward a little and get dressed up?
I know you have time.
It's cute what you say, but it's not sweet.
It's not sweet.
Alright, is there anything else you're curious about?
Also...
There's something scary.
Kusumi-san and Yoshizawa-san wrote the same thing.
It's the same thing.
It's scary!
Let's try it.
Sorry for being late.
What were you doing for two hours?
I was hiding for two hours and watching from behind.
Scary!
Why are you watching?!
Scary!
Why did you watch?!
Come here!
Basically, everyone understood the sweetness pattern.
The level was high.
There is only one person left who can eat the food in line.
Let's move on to the second question.
Here is the next situation.
While proposing...
Let's see what kind of situation it is.
Speed is 3, please.
I'm happy to be able to date you.
I'm happy too.
If you don't mind, will you marry me?
What are you doing at a time like this?!
Think of a sweet excuse that your boyfriend won't forgive you for.
It can't be during a proposal, right?
That's right! It's difficult!
I hope you'll work hard for the veteran team.
That's right!
Everyone, in this way, please answer the sweet lines that will make your boyfriends melt.
I'll accept your questions, though.
Okay, Mr. Fujimori.
Go ahead, Mr. Fujimori.
What should I do to make you cute?
Think about it yourself!
Then don't answer it!
This is a little advanced.
Yes, quite advanced.
Well, but Bob just took it out and put it out.
Well, Bob also did one.
Did you do it?
I see.
Well, it's a sample.
Yes!
So, please take a look at each sample.
Ah, I'm really happy to be able to date you.
I'm happy too!
Would you like to marry me?
Hey!
Why at a time like this!
The Orchestra of the Buttocks is also celebrating you!
The Orchestra of the Buttocks!
Everyone, unfortunately, it was quite difficult!
As a preliminary round of this stage,
the two Speedwagons will choose five works for the final round.
There are kids who are really bad at writing.
It's definitely Emiki!
It's decided!
Now, is it decided?
Yes!
No, everyone is really amazing!
Are you high level?
High level!
Yes! Then, who are the five people who remained in the final round?
The first one to advance to the final round is...
this one!
Please!
Kusumi Kohaku-chan!
Good luck!
Surprisingly, new member Kusumi passed the preliminary round with great confidence!
You've been chosen here, so you can be fully confident!
Do your best!
Yes!
Now, please announce your lines!
Ah, I'm really happy to be able to date you!
I'm happy, too!
If you don't mind...
Will you marry me?
Hey!
Why are you so fast?!
That's enough! Let him do it!
You're the one who's wrong!
You! Match with him!
Why are you doing it at your own pace?!
Why am I... Why am I matching with him?!
You! Let him do it!
Let's change the topic!
Yes! Let's change the topic!
Let's pretend like nothing happened!
Please announce the results!
I'm really happy to be able to date you!
I'm happy, too!
If you don't mind...
Will you marry me?
Hey! Why are you doing it at your own pace?!
Love love warning!
It's happening!
Cute!
This is because it's Kogane-chan!
If I did it, I'd get hit!
This is...
But, you know, during the proposal, the other woman...
Toh! Toh! Toh!
It's like a dream, you know?
It was cute! It was cute!
It was good!
It's 92 yen!
Now, for the second couple!
Here you go!
Now, for the second couple!
Here you go!
Ogawa Makoto!
Before we knew it, Ogawa had become a laughing stock.
Then, miraculously, Chinkaito...
You're wearing a terrifying Share Kobe outfit!
Now, please announce the couple!
I'm so happy I was able to date you!
I'm happy too!
That's great!
Will you marry me?
Hey, what's wrong with you?!
He said yes!
That's funny!
It's not like we're trying to fool you. We're just reporting you.
There's nothing sweet about it!
I knew it! It's because of his pointy legs!
That's right! It's his point!
That's why he's doing this and smelling it!
And so, Makoto's sweetness is...
9 out of 10!
It's sweet!
That's great!
And now for our third person!
As expected of Kowakuma, you've made it to the second round today!
Ah, I'm so happy to be able to date you!
I'm happy too!
If you don't mind, will you marry me?
Hey, what's with you at a time like this?!
Booboo! Watch out! It looks like my love brake broke again!
Oh no!
Booboo! Watch out! It looks like my love brake broke again!
Now that I've chosen, it looks like I want to be called "booboo"!
Only people with "booboo" have chosen me!
That's right!
And now for our fourth and final person!
Konno!
I did it! This is so fun!
Konno, who's a gifted student, has come up with a sweet excuse...
I'm looking forward to our wedding!
Oh no, I'm so embarrassed!
And now, please make your announcement!
Ah, I'm so happy to be able to date you!
I'm happy too!
If you don't mind, will you marry me?
What's with you at a time like this?!
It's not like that! That was...
...a sign that you're happy with me.
Oh, thank you!
You're so sweet!
Wasn't there another way?
There wasn't.
I'm embarrassed!
No, but I thought it would be nice!
Please go back.
It's pretty low, but...
Oh, thank you!
The numbers are honest!
That's good. But it's good!
That's right!
Konkon is...
...twenty-four sweet irishans!
Now, it's finally time for the last one!
Who hasn't been chosen yet?
Yossi, Miki-chan, Nono, Ai-chan...
But Miki-chan isn't here, right?
Are you bad at writing?
But...
Ishikawa-san is old!
Lastly, who will be the fifth one?
Here it is!
Yossi!
At the end of the last round, will they show their determination and leadership?
You don't like sweets, do you?
You should make some now.
She's drinking a little bit of alcohol.
Are you okay?
It's lunchtime, so...
Oh, you're not drinking?
It's lunchtime, so you're not drinking?
Okay, here it is!
Please announce it!
Yossi...
I'm really happy that I was able to go on a date with you.
I'm happy, too!
If you don't mind...
Would you like to marry me?
Why now?!
Oh, no!
It's...
It's a sign of love again!
Yay!
I'm glad. But there's one thing I want.
I want you to say "poo poo" first.
Okay, so Yosui got 93 sweets!
As a result, Sayumi Michishige, who got 95 sweets, is the winner!
Yay! Yay!
Congratulations!
Now, let's look at some of the stories we brought from the preliminary round.
There were a lot of good stories this time.
Yes, there were.
Are you going to shock me with an embarrassing story?
Konnyan! I'm Sayumi Michishige, who was appointed as the third information messenger!
Sayu-wink!
Somebody must...
Yay!
Driver!
But somehow, this one is in a better shape.
Yay!
More than that, today's machine is... this one!
Wait a minute! It's expensive! It's expensive!
It's expensive! It's expensive! It's expensive!
Screaming machine No. 6 is...
Kobe Zoo's G-MAX!
While ascending from the highest point of 53 meters,
we would like you to know...
Scary! Will we not get it? Will we not get it for sure?
Scary! Scary! We can't get it! Will we surely be ok?
Ah! Scary! This is scary! Ah! Scary!
This is really scary! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This is really scary! Wait! No! No!
Please don't say such lightly!
Argh! This is really scary! Argh! Wait! Wait!
Screaming machine No. 7 is...
No!
Wait!
Um...
No! Really!
No! No! No!
No!
Wait...
No! No! No! Sayami!
No! No! No!
No!
"Deadly Sayami" will be on sale January 25th at about 10 pm!
No! Really!
No! No! No!
Not yet!
No! Not yet!
Really! Really!
No! No!
Really! Stop!
I can't do it anymore.
Wait, it's even scarier.
It's even scarier.
It's scary.
I was really scared.
I absolutely hate it. I was really scared.
It's really terrible. It's really terrible.
My legs are shaking. It's really scary. It's really scary.
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
They don't usually do it in an area like this, do they?
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Half of it? That's not fair!
My legs are still shaking.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is it? What is it?
Is it a muck? It smells like cabbage.
Okay, okay, okay! It's a real one! It's a real one!
It's a real one!
Today's recap.
"Aburagami Concert Tour" will be on DVD and will be released on January 25th.
Also, "Higamimaki" will be released on the same day.
Please look forward to it!
Are you sure about "concert tour"?
There were still a lot of them.
If you don't mind, will you marry me?
What is it at this moment?
When I'm too happy, I make a weird crying voice.
Who is this?
Yes!
This is new.
There is also a normal sweet one.
Yes, please.
Will you marry me if you don't mind?
What is it at this moment?
I've never told my dad about it, but you're the only one!
This is good.
This is sweet.
This is good, too.
Who is this?
It's Mai-chan.
Daisa!
Yes?
I've never told my dad about it, either.
You have.
You do!
You do, don't you?
And this one.
Will you marry me if you don't mind?
What is it at this moment?
Is it a kitten? A puppy?
What is it?
Cats and dogs don't cry "poooh"!
Who is this?
Reina!
You were fine just now!
Have you ever heard "poooh" from a kitten or a puppy?
I don't know. Maybe they do cry.
Oh, it's a fantasy!
So, today's special dish will be enjoyed by...
a friendly duo, Kamei and Michishige!
You two will enjoy today's special dish, omelet rice.
However!
Since we've renewed it,
this time, for you two as guests...
It's melting in my mouth!
Amazing!
How was it for you two?
Well, you know,
you're good at sweet lines,
and I'm happy, but...
I have one thing in mind.
I love omelet rice, but...
do you like it more than the yolk of an egg?
It's just a joke, I'm sure you'll laugh it off
But now I know for sure
I haven't decided for a while, but I've been playing because I had a lot of dreams
I've realized that I can't go on like this
I'll go to school once again, and once again
Look at me now (in my life)
I can do it too, for sure
Look at me now (in my life)
I'd like to be happy, even if it's ordinary
Look at me now (can you in my life)
I can do it too, for sure
Look at me now (can you in my life)
I'd like to be happy, even if it's ordinary
Look at me now (in my life)
Even if it's small, dreams are dreams
Look at me now (in my life)
Even if it's big, I can't lose
After this, you guys come to the studio and beat us up!
Finally, they come to Gotoumeya.
Come on! Let's battle!
Gotoumeya has fallen to the ground.
There are no enemies around.
That's right, not even your lordship.
Will he be able to survive?
Answer the quiz and get the prize!
From the Japan Record Association, you can exchange music and video software for the show's original music gift card.
And from Daina Collective, we'll give you a DVD player for easy operation and high-quality video and sound quality.
You can only challenge the quiz for 15 minutes after the show ends.
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