AISubs v3.5
"Dockiri Rippon" and "Harmony" will be right after this!
Delicious!
It's delicious!
What? What?
What? That's strange.
Here you are!
What? Why? I can still use it!
Ouch! It's stuck!
What happened?
What? I can't go through here!
Are you trying to go through even though you can't hear me?
If you do that, I'll call the police!
Excuse me! I'm a police officer.
I work in front of the station.
My name is Nakazawa!
Wow! That's true!
If you don't do that, you won't know!
What did you say?
I can still use it, but I can't go through.
Oh, that's definitely not good!
Hey! Station manager!
What? You don't have one?
I don't know!
Wow!
Can you open it?
Yes! What's wrong?
You scared me!
Oh, that's right! This lady...
Lady?
Oh, not lady! She's a police officer!
Oh, I see!
Can you help me with this?
Excuse me, but how old are you?
Oh, I'm 26!
Is it okay for you to lie?
I'm 32 years old!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I lied!
That's why!
What do you mean?
There's an age limit at this station.
Only under 30 years old can go through this gate.
That's not possible!
Only under 30 years old can go through here!
I understand!
Yes!
This way?
Yes!
Why? Why? Why?
I'm not crazy! I can't go through!
This is weird!
Oh, that's right!
Only under 30 years old and married can go through!
Oh, that's right!
What?
That's not okay!
I'm sorry!
That's not okay!
Does that mean I can't leave this station?
You can't leave for life!
There's nothing here!
No, you can't!
You can't leave for life!
I don't know why you're telling me I can't leave for life, but I can't leave for life?
I'm just kidding!
Don't laugh!
They're both under repair right now!
Oh, I see!
Please wait a moment!
Okay!
I wonder what's wrong...
Hey, station manager!
Yes!
You can't fix it just by touching it like that!
That's right!
Just leave it to me!
Oh, please do!
Wait!
If you do that, it'll break even more!
It's fixed!
No way!
It's already fixed!
No way!
It's fixed!
No way!
Please leave it to me!
I'm sorry!
Please leave it to me!
As expected of you, Mamoto!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'll do my best!
Okay!
It's nice, isn't it?
You have to do your job!
That's right!
My job is my job!
It's Kikomaru-sama!
I am Yabukoji Kikomaru of Ciritus Narcissus High School.
Good morning.
Thank you!
What a beautiful rose!
You are prettier than the rose.
Kikomaru-sama!
Let's go to school together today.
Yes! Let's go together all the way!
Daruma-san fell down.
Daruma-san fell...
down!
No!
That girl again!
I'm sure she likes you, Kikomaru-sama.
What's wrong?
My heart hurts.
Kikomaru-sama!
I will heal your heart!
You two are disgusting!
Wow! There is something more disgusting!
Well, I'm going.
Take care!
No! No! I'm going!
No!
I'm not going to work today.
You can't go.
Okay. I'm going.
No! No! I'm going!
Excuse me! The train is leaving!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
You can't go today.
You have to go.
Okay. I'm going.
Let's go.
No! No!
Yay!
Don't "ya" me!
You should go too.
Why do you throw your bag every day?
It's none of your business!
It hurts!
It's none of your business!
What will you do when you get older?!
It's none of your business!
If you don't hurry up, the train will leave.
I understand.
Then, I'm going.
Have a good trip!
(Doorbell)
Don't do it again!
Hmph!
Did you just say "hmph"?
Oh my...
Hitomi!
No! No!
Don't say it!
I want you to say it!
Stop it!
Next...
Action Magic!
And this rare prank!
Today as well, again and again, the main girls will challenge Sugode Magic and compete for food in line, Magic Restaurant!
Everyone, welcome to Magic Restaurant! I'm the manager, Carpaccio Ishikawa!
Today, we'll be challenging Magic Food even for the baskets!
Thank you!
Are you confident in your skills?
Yes, I am!
Please do your best!
Now, let's welcome today's special magician!
The popular handsome magician on the streets, Hiroki Takahashi!
Nice to meet you!
The popular handsome magician on the streets, Hiroki Takahashi is here for the first time!
Yes, this is a normal string sold in a clothing store.
Yes, would you like me to check it out?
Is it okay?
Yes!
I'll use this.
I'll now test everyone's observation skills.
Please watch carefully.
I'll start from here.
Now, if you do this...
Do you see any difference?
I don't think so...
Ah, you see it?
Sometimes people don't notice it, but today it's okay.
I'll do it.
Please watch carefully.
Huh?
What?
Do you see any difference?
Ah, you see it?
Ah!
Wow!
Amazing!
You see it?
Wow!
There's more.
Please hold this tight.
Yes.
And this rope...
Like this...
Wow!
My legs!
Wow!
It's a string.
Wow!
It's a string end.
Finally, I'll put it back.
Kamei-san, please give me your right hand.
Wow!
This is the end of the rope.
This is the ring.
Is it OK?
I'll hook it slowly like this.
Don't let go of it.
Here we go.
Wow!
Awesome!
Thank you.
I'll choose one of you.
As a result of rock-paper-scissors, the representative will go to second grade.
Do you know "marubatsu" game?
Yes, I know it.
You know it?
Yes.
Then, I'll try it now.
Yes.
Did you play it when you were in elementary school?
Yes, I did.
Was it strong?
Yes, it was strong.
I see.
You should have taught me that.
Yes.
You can go first.
Good luck in high school.
Yes.
This is life.
Yes!
I learned it.
I'll go now.
Yes.
I'll go with rock.
Okay, "batsu", you can go anywhere you like.
Can you point at me?
Here.
Here?
Yes.
Okay, I'll go now.
I'll go here.
Huh?
Is it like "osero" game?
Yes.
What's different from "osero" game is that you have to line up.
You have to line up.
If you line up with three people, you win.
Oh, you're pretty good.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, this is a draw.
Yes.
Well, it turned out to be a subtle result.
Yes.
But it's okay today.
Because this is "Magic Restaurant".
Yes.
Did you notice that "magic" is already popular?
What?
No, we didn't.
Actually, you didn't know who would win by rock- paper- scissors, did you?
Yes.
And you didn't know you would end up like this by playing a game.
Yes.
Because you're a magician.
Yes.
Look at this.
Huh? Wait a minute.
What's that?
Look behind you.
Huh?
What's that?
There's something in there, isn't there?
Are you ready? I'm going to open it now.
If you do this...
What's that?
It's scary!
Why?
Isn't it amazing?
It's scary, but...
Wow, it's cute!
Perfect!
Thank you! Thank you very much!
Now, I'd like to introduce you to today's famous street food!
Are you interested?
Please!
Street food, the king of the sea, fried rice!
Tokyo, Soshigaya, Okura
In this city, there is a shop that you can always line up at lunchtime.
Chinese food, rice ball!
Among the menus, the most popular abalone and chili fried rice is made by
young female chef Miyuki Igarashi.
First of all, rice cake and rice are mixed in half and fried rice is made.
The point is this abalone!
In the special soup with plenty of that flavor,
we will add a lot of seafood such as shrimp, scallops, and crab.
If you mix the previous fried rice delicately and boldly,
you will have a rich flavor of seafood and a king of the sea fried rice!
Oh, it looks delicious!
Every time you bite it, the flavor of abalone soup soaked in rice cake spreads.
Once you eat it, you can't forget it. It's the ultimate delicacy!
Today, these dishes will be enjoyed by two people only.
What is this?
Oh, it looks delicious!
There are a lot of seafood!
Oh, it looks delicious!
Oh, it smells like sea!
You said it smelled like sea!
It's delicious!
Now, only you two can eat fish scales!
First question, please.
These are stamps, right?
Yes.
They are all separate stamps.
Now, I'd like you to remember one of them.
If you choose normally, there may be fingerprints and evidence left,
so this time, will you remember it in your heart?
Are you ready?
Yes.
Here we go!
Please remember one of them in your heart.
Did you remember it?
Yes, I did.
Now, I'll read your mind.
Wow, really?
Now, please show me the card you chose.
My choice is...
Yes.
A diamond.
Was it a diamond 3?
Yes.
Was it a diamond 3, everyone?
You don't know the rest, do you?
I put a card in my pocket.
Yes.
This one.
I got it.
Here is the quiz.
We will use a notepad, this pen and this stamp.
But before that, we will first change the design of the stamp.
Please take a closer look at this.
First of all, this is...
What is it?
Wow!
Why?
Okay, we will stop here.
Really?
Why?
After this, Mr. Takahashi will use this stamp...
and do a magic to read everyone's minds.
What kind of magic will it be?
What?
Please answer, Philip.
What?
Can you give us a hint?
The hint is...
All of these stamps have different kinds of dogs on them.
Oh, I see.
He will do a magic to read everyone's minds.
Okay, let's open the stamp at once!
There are a lot of things like guessing your favorite dog.
So, is there really a correct answer?
Mr. Takahashi Iruki, please continue with the magic!
Okay!
So, among you, is there anyone who would like to have a dog?
Yes!
Okay, then...
Yes!
I will read your minds again.
What?
What? Do you know what I mean? It's not that easy!
Yes.
Really?
Then, please hold this for a moment.
Yes.
Then, is it okay?
Yes.
Among you, there are a lot of dogs, right?
Yes.
Then, can you tell me the name of the dog here first?
Dog?
White terrier?
Yes, white terrier.
Is it this one?
Yes.
Okay, then...
I wrote it down before you asked me, okay?
Yes.
Wow! What's this? It feels good!
Please open it up.
Wow!
Really? Really? Really?
Momo-chan?
Yes, can you see this?
Momo-chan.
Actually, I like dogs, so...
I named all kinds of dogs.
If you look at the back...
Name?
Can you see I wrote it all down?
Yes.
I gave them all different names.
Really?
Wow!
By the way...
If it's Golden Retriever...
This one is...
Dory.
Dory?
Yes.
White terrier.
This one is...
Wow!
Really?
So...
The correct answer is...
to guess the type of dog you like.
Wow!
The first question was...
to guess the type of dog you like.
These seven people got it right!
Next...
The second question of fate!
The next one will be a regular trampoline.
Fujimoto-san, please pick up one card.
Please sign on the front of the card with this pen.
Please sign as big as you can.
I haven't looked at the front of the card even once, right?
The color of the card you chose...
It's a red card, isn't it?
Is it correct?
Actually, there is one red card in my pocket.
This is it.
You put it in, didn't you?
I'll try it again.
This is a signed card, so there is only one card.
You put it in here, didn't you?
It looked like you were mixing it up, but...
Actually, at that time...
You moved it from here to there in an instant.
You can't see it now, can you?
I can't see it.
Shall we show you the front of the card?
Properly.
It's true!
However...
Did you understand?
There are people whose sleeves are suspicious.
The reason is...
It's suspicious when you take it out of your pocket.
At that time, you put something in and take it out, right?
That's what people say.
In such a case...
Look closely at what you put back in your pocket.
Do you see it?
I can't see it.
Sit down.
Why?
Sit down!
Why?
Are you ready? Let's do it based on what we just did.
This time, Yoshizawa-san, please give us one card.
Please take one card.
Everyone, please look at the card and memorize it.
This time as well, please sign on the front of the card.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Did you memorize it?
Yes, it's fine.
I'll put it back, but...
I'll put it back like this.
It's the same as before, but it's a little different from here.
This time, we'll change how we mix it.
Like this...
On the front and on the back...
We mix it like this.
Can you see it's more complicated than before?
It's all mixed up.
Now, if we do it like this...
The level of magic will gradually increase.
Now, with all of this...
It's all mixed up.
Can you see it's all mixed up?
Yes!
We'll stop here.
After this, the card you choose will move somewhere else.
Where will it move?
Please answer to the flip!
It's the same one we picked up earlier.
Yes, it's the same one we picked up earlier.
Can you give us a hint?
I don't know.
Let's open the flip at the same time!
No way!
Chest pocket...
There's someone in the pocket.
And there's someone in the box.
It's coming out of my sleeves.
From the top, right?
Is there an answer in the box?
Tegashi and Hiroki, please continue with your magic!
Are you ready?
Let's go!
You can still see it's all mixed up, right?
Yes!
It's still in here, but...
I'd like you to tell me the mark of the card you just picked up.
The star...
There's...
no star.
It's a heart.
It was a heart.
Now, I'll cast a heart spell on you.
Look at this.
Wow!
Really?
One, two, three, four, five...
It's all lined up.
Right?
It's all lined up in order.
There's only one card missing, you know?
Wow!
The card is gone now.
It's gone.
But it's already moved to another location.
Do you know which one it is?
Yes!
Now, are you ready?
Now, this card...
You don't know it yet.
What was the card you picked up?
It's an eight.
Yes, it's an eight of hearts.
This is...
Wow!
There was no answer under the glass, but it's closest, so I'd like to get it right in the glass, too!
So, Kusumi got two questions right!
She'll take one more chair and do a shuffle quiz by herself!
Can I?
Yes.
Here you are.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Can I?
Yes.
Thank you.
I'm scared.
You didn't put it here, did you?
It's a bad feeling.
You've done it in a great way.
You put it here, didn't you?
No, it's not what I said earlier.
As a result of rock-paper-scissors, the winner will go to the left honestly.
The remaining five people have a choice like this.
Where is Yoritsuburume?
Mikiti has been talking about it for a while now.
I'm sure you put it there.
It's never happened before.
Now, everyone!
No complaints!
One card open!
One, two!
Before we start, this corner!
An idol group that always smiles.
But deep in their hearts, what are they thinking about?
Forbidden project to dig out unseen truths!
Let's take a look inside their heads.
Brain scan!
This time, the target is...
This morning!
The other members will be divided into three teams and will try to read Konno's mind.
The first scan is...
Konkon Big Incident - What Happened?
Konno will guess what happened that shocked him the most recently.
Now, Konkon will guess a big incident that happened to him.
Here is the title!
Ta-da!
Konkon Big Incident - What Happened?
The title is "Konkon Big Incident - What Happened?"
What happened to Konno?
Konno will wear a lie detector and guess what happened.
All questions will be answered at home.
If you lie, you will be punished.
Does anyone have a question?
Konkon Big Incident - What Happened?
Did you eat the cake at home?
No.
Did you eat it before eating it?
No.
Konkon Big Incident - What Happened?
Was it a happy incident?
No.
What? I don't know!
Ai-chan!
Did you run out of electricity?
No.
Was it an accident?
You dropped the cake without eating it.
No.
Ai-chan!
Was it not a sweet cake?
No.
- Can I say something? - Go ahead.
It wasn't good at school.
No, it wasn't.
It might have something to do with the cake.
Oh, it moved a lot.
What is the truth of the cake incident?
Each team is guessing.
I was thinking of heating up the cake, but it burned!
You did it too much!
Like a toaster.
Like an oven toaster.
You did it too much.
Next, Fujimoto team.
I dropped the cake I was looking forward to.
It was there.
It wasn't there at all.
I was like, "This is fine, right?"
It was fast, right?
It was a shock.
It was a shock, right?
Lastly, Onigaki team.
Mayonnaise!
But what?
But, you hate mayonnaise, right?
You hate it a lot.
So, you wanted to eat it deliciously, and you tried to add more cream,
but you accidentally put mayonnaise on it.
So, you were surprised by it, and you gave up.
It's a childish idea, isn't it?
It's a childish idea!
Well, well, well.
Then, I'd like to announce the correct answer!
Yes!
The correct answer is...
Ta-dah! The cake disappeared!
Why?
I was going to eat a chocolate cake.
I was going to eat a chocolate cake with something like a chocolate fondue inside.
I went to the microwave and warmed it up, and I went to do something else.
I came back and thought, "Oh, it's done."
When I looked at it, I thought, "Huh? There's no cake."
I thought, "Huh? There's no cake."
When I opened it, the inside of the chocolate cake exploded and jumped out.
The cake was popping and disappearing.
What's going on?
The Sushizama team was close, so let's say it's correct!
Correct!
They thought about it a lot.
I mean, there's no one who puts chocolate in the microwave.
The next "no nice cap" is "at that time, konkon was..."
Konno, who has been pranked, expects what kind of action he will take.
The prank stage is this rotating sushi shop.
Today, there is a high-tech rotating sushi shop here.
As a representative of Haromori's Morning Musume, I will ask Konno-san to report it.
That's good. That's brave of you.
Then, I will eat a lot.
I will eat a lot.
Konno's explanation is a high-tech rotating sushi shop's experience report.
He will mix it with other customers and experience the atmosphere of the shop by himself.
After eating and going out, he will report the shop's impressions in an easy-to-understand manner.
In the shop, there are extra customers who will prank Konno.
Three hidden cameras will capture some of Konno's actions.
After arriving at the seat shown by the clerk, they will start watching the prank.
I wanted to eat that.
At Kaito Jishi's shop, Konno will be trapped in a prank.
What kind of development will it show?
Then, let's start the prank watching!
The first thing that Konno chose is...
What?! The first one is sushi?!
He said he wanted to eat sushi for the first time!
Eh, really?!
He's eating it!
Ah, it's dessert!
And then, he discovers something!
Find out what it is!
He's laughing!
Even though he hasn't eaten it yet!
Eh?! Again?!
It's dessert!
It's dessert?!
What about sushi?!
Mmm, delicious!
Konno starts ordering with a high-tech touch panel.
Konno's order has arrived!
At that moment!
Konno's order has arrived!
It can't be helped. He decides to order again.
The moment he sees the order!
Ah, I see!
You're smart!
The prank continues!
Ah, I wanted to eat that!
Do you want to eat one?
Can I?
Go ahead!
Thank you!
It's been a while.
Thank you!
Go ahead!
Thank you for it!
It's hard to find an old lady like you.
You saved me! I want to eat it!
I didn't eat it.
Why?
I'll leave it for you.
I'll eat it.
Ah, I heard someone say that.
This is the worst!
What?
This is the worst!
What is it?
It's a plate!
How is it?
The plate is fine.
Can you leave it for me?
Ah, okay.
Thank you for the meal!
Konno shows his generosity.
But, at that moment, the old man next to him...
On Konno's plate!
He put it on his plate!
I want to eat it! I want to eat it!
If there's something unusual in it...
It looks good, doesn't it?
Here's the question!
What happened to Konno, who put his plate on his own?
Don't say anything and rub your plate back against it!
You don't say anything and just rub it back against it.
I see.
Next is Team Fujimoto.
Don't say anything and put it back against it!
Don't say "whatever" and "this is not me"
I see.
Next is Team Nigaki.
Don't say anything and put your plate back against it!
It's the same, isn't it?
I think it's "konkon".
If you say "whatever" and "this is not me", you'll say "ah", so don't say "whatever" and "this is not me".
Here is the correct answer!
Please have a look!
How cute!
You're thinking about it a lot, aren't you?
How cute!
It looks great, doesn't it?
Hang in there!
Just a little more!
Yay!
How cute!
They're separated!
How cute!
They're separated!
How cute!
The correct answer is "put it back against it".
Team Yoshidava and Team Nigaki won!
Yay!
For Team Fujimoto, who got all the questions right, there is a penalty game!
It's a spicy rice cracker that will shock your brain!
It's hot!
You!
Hey!
After this, Gattus members will attack their teammates!
It's about time, I like you, I like you, let me hear you say you like me
I won't say I don't like you, I don't want you to say you don't like me
It's about time, I have to use my words and do something about it
I have a lot of likes and dislikes, I'm blessed
It's about time, I like you, I like you, let me hear you say you like me
I'm not saying you're amazing, this cake shop is a mess
I wonder if you'll always be like this, maybe, maybe
700 cups of tea a day, I like it and it's the best, 70 years
Eat a lot of vegetables and love your school a lot
Even if you're an old man, be fashionable
Even if you're an old woman, be passionate
Above all else, I like you the most in the world
I like you the most, like you, like you
I like you, like you, like you, let me hear you say it
I don't want you to say it, don't say it, I want you to say it
Even in my dreams, be kind to me
When I get angry or weird, I'll run to you
I like you, like you, like you, let me hear you say it
It's been half a year, this middle school student
I've always wanted you
We've been together for ten years, and this moment is more important than anything else.
I like you the most in the world. I like you the most. I like you. I like you.
I like you. I like you. I like you. I like you. I like you. I like you. I like you. I like you.
I won't say it. I don't want you to say it. I want you to say it.
I don't want you to say it. I don't want you to say it.
When did we say "ready, set, go"?
Did we always do it together?
We always had a meeting today, didn't we?
Good morning.
It's cold, isn't it?
But if it's cold, doesn't it dry up?
It does.
It does, doesn't it?
I don't like it.
It dries up.
What? Your skin?
It dries up.
You can't see it, can you?
If you can see it, you can still see it.
You can't see it, but you're imagining it's drying up, right?
Yes.
It's really drying up.
It's drying up.
Next!
Everyone, I, Eric Kamedo, judge everyone who does evil for others.
Out of my way!
What?
You're making that face!
I won't let you say it!
It's been a while, too!
Thank you.
What is it?
Let me tell you something.
What is it?
Today, I'm going to be a good joker, so I'm going to make you laugh!
Okay?
Here it is!
"Gag" will be released this Wednesday, November 23rd!
It's Berryz Kobo's new single! "Gag" will be released for 100 times!
"Gag" will be released for 100 times!
I don't know about you, but...
Well, basically, it's not an ordinary song.
How do you say "gag" 100 times?
Why did you say it twice?
"Gag" will be released this Wednesday, November 22nd!
It's Berryz Kobo's first single, "Spirit of Gagters"!
Yes!
Of course!
"Gag" will be released by these members!
Really?!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Yes! I'm Gagters Brillantis HP's field player, Fujimoto Miki!
Oh!
Yes! I'm Gagters Brillantis HP's goalkeeper, Konno Asami!
Welcome!
It's starting now.
I'm glad I joined you guys!
What would you like to do if you joined us?
Coach.
What?!
Coach?!
But it's hard for me to move.
Is that so?
Or just standing in front of you is fine.
Oh, you're scared of me.
Let's do a comparison and then sing!
Today...
To commemorate the release of "Spirits of Gagters"
We'll be doing "Spirits of Gagters" Comparison!
We'll be using this!
We'll be standing in front of you.
Team Yatozawa and Team Fujimoto will be separating and doing the comparison.
Is that okay?
Okay, please stand in one line!
Okay!
You have one minute.
Here we go!
Ready!
Oh, it's this one!
Wait! Wait! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! Wait! Wait! Wait!
This is fun!
I did it!
It took you so long to say "yes", didn't it?
Let's do it again. It's funny.
Let's dance today!
We always dance, don't we?
Shall we dance?
Oh, shall we? Let's dance!
Music...
Start!
Dance!
You're not dancing, are you?
I'm not dancing!
It's heavy!
It's really heavy!
I'm really happy to be here!
It's really fun!
With only one chair left, the six challenged a shuffle quiz!
Where are they going?
One, two, three, card, open!
The shuffle quiz has become more and more popular!
Who will be the first one to guess the correct answer?
One, two, three, card, open!
So, we'll have Kusumi-sama and Yoshizawa-sama enjoy the food in line.
- Please enjoy! - This table is nice.
It's annoying, like, not being able to eat in this situation.
- Alright, thank you for the food! - Thank you for the food!
- Eat for the celebrities, and for the celebrities for Yoshizawa-sama. - Thank you for the food!
- Mmm! - Mmm!
- Is it good? - It smells good.
- Is it good? - Mmm!
- It's here! - It's here!
- Oh my god! - Oh my god!
- Oh!
- Oh my god! - Oh! My face is turning red!
- Huh? Huh? - Huh? Huh?
- Let Kago-san eat it. - Let Kago-san eat it.
- I didn't know anyone did that in the past. - I didn't know anyone did that in the past.
Answer the quiz and get the prize!
From the Japan Decord Association, you can exchange various music and video software for the show's original music gift card!
And, from Dyna Connective, we'll give you a DVD player that allows you to enjoy high-quality video and sound quality with simple operations!
You can only challenge the quiz in 15 minutes after the show is over!
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