AISubs v3.5
General Burner!
The candies have arrived! And they have a lot of purposes!
It's cold.
It's cold recently.
It's hard to wake up in the morning.
I don't want to get out of bed.
You are cute.
It's unfair of you to say that.
Hello.
Good afternoon, everyone.
Good afternoon.
I'm Eric Kamedo.
I've never been asked for a cup of tea.
I'm Eric Kamedo.
I'm back to normal.
It's been a while.
Did you do enough?
I haven't done enough.
It will be released this Wednesday, November 16th.
It's the second album of Berryz Kobo.
If it's the second album of Berryz Kobo,
Ms. Nakazawa is the 15th album of Berryz Kobo.
If it's about the 15th, it's better.
She's wearing a uniform.
I can't wear a uniform at all.
It's cosplay.
We cosplayed last year.
When we went to the studio,
Ms. Nakazawa said, "You're overdoing it."
What's wrong with you, Ms. Nakazawa?
Are you okay?
It will be released this Wednesday, November 16th.
Ishikawarika and Michishige Sayumi.
Photographer Angel's S.
Angel's S is perfect for you.
She came for the campaign.
One campaign is around here.
It is enough for you.
Let's ask Ms. Michishige Sayumi
Will you be Angel's?
I'm not trying to be an angel, I'm an angel.
Ishikawa-san, Ishikawa-san.
Ishikawa-san.
Yes?
You're appearing here and there.
I'm popular, I'm sorry!
No...
I'll see you later.
Yes.
I got my microphone back.
I'm so excited!
I'm so excited that I can't get my microphone back!
Why?
I'm Nakamura Eva, nice to meet you.
Angel or Devil, which one is it?
It's decided, isn't it?
What do you mean?
Now, Nakamura Eva is going to do an eye contact.
Like this.
She's going to do it like this.
Either Ishtar or Mojige will hit you in the head with a wire.
I haven't been hit in years.
That...
Eric can't do it.
It's not Eric's fault.
If you can hit it, we'll give you a discount.
I'll do it.
Huh?
I'm excited. Is it okay?
You said you'd do it first.
I'm scared!
It's like...
I don't know if it's good or bad.
I'm scared!
I've never seen it before!
I'm scared!
Huh? What did you hit?
It's a demon!
It's definitely on air!
I'm scared!
Either one of you looks really happy.
Here I go!
One, two...
Yes, yes, yes.
Can I look?
Ouch!
I'm scared!
I didn't do anything wrong!
I'm scared!
You looked really happy.
Yeah, really.
It's like...
By the way, it's not you, is it?
Is that possible?
Rika Ishikawa...
Yes.
...is an angel and...
...is an unknown vegetable.
She's a devil!
Hey! Keep your head up!
Angel is a funny smile.
And devil is a funny face.
Face open!
Do you know which one is which?
I'm sorry, Ms. Inaka! I ate it!
Ms. Kagaya, where are you?
It was a long meal.
After this, Shizu-chan is seriously angry! What is it?
Today, again, in "Amazing! Magic!"
Ms. Merry Merry will challenge "Line Food Contest Magic Restaurant"!
Everyone! "Line Food Contest Magic Restaurant"
In other words, welcome to "Magic Restaurant"!
I'm the manager, Escargot Ishikawa!
Excuse me!
Because you're gross, right?
No, no!
I'm sorry!
Escargot is delicious, isn't it?
Yes, it's delicious, but...
I want to talk about it!
Shh!
Now!
Today, again, for everyone's sake...
We have prepared a special popular food!
Please do your best!
Yes!
Now, and continuing from last week...
Ms. Gocchan is here!
Yes! Please!
Please!
Please get it!
Understood!
Now, let's welcome today's special magician!
Even abroad, she is active!
Super-skilled magician!
Ms. Hirosakai!
Please!
Please get it!
Silent... Silent... Ah!
It's started!
It's a new type!
With this magic...
I won't say a single word!
No way!
You are the representative of the audience.
Ah, you!
You are Kamei-san, right?
Yes!
Please stand up for a moment.
Wow! Kamei-san, you are firm!
Yes! Thank you!
I will now show you the special trump card I want you to open.
Please remember the first card you saw.
Yes!
The first one!
Remember it!
Yes!
Are you happy?
Yes!
Really?
Really!
Yes!
Answer, big!
Yes!
Answer, big!
What?!
Um...
You can't say it.
Yes!
Did you remember it?
Yes!
You can't say it.
Next!
Great!
You can remember it!
Yes!
What?!
What?! Really?!
Of course you know it!
It's quiet magic.
It's a card with a big number, right?!
Yes!
I know it, too!
Now, please say the card you remembered.
Clover 11!
Um... I see...
Finally, a miracle will happen.
What?
The letters are gone.
That's scary.
She has never opened her mouth before.
Yes.
Wow, that's a big one.
And the reason is...
What?
She can't open her mouth.
She took it out.
No way!
She took it out.
She took it out!
She got it!
Wow!
What's going on?
Wow!
Why?
But she won't talk.
That's right!
She won!
What are you doing?
Good morning.
Hello.
I'm going to show you something mysterious.
It's very mysterious.
This is a half crystal ball.
I see.
Crystals have been used for fortune-telling for a long time.
You can read people's minds or see pictures of the future.
I see.
Look closely at this camera.
It's a completely transparent crystal.
I'll leave it here.
Okay.
And you use...
A star, a square, a wave...
A cross, a circle...
There are five cards.
A circle, a cross, a wave, and a square star.
Okay.
Mix them up.
Do this with your fingers.
Okay.
Choose one of them.
You can use your fingers or anything you like.
This one.
Okay.
You can change it now.
This one, okay?
Then this one.
Are you going to change it?
This one.
Then that one.
Okay?
You can choose one now.
Okay.
Then only you look at it.
Okay.
Okay?
Don't show it to anyone else.
Close your eyes.
Don't look here either.
Can I look at it?
Show me the camera.
Can I look at it?
Can you leave it facing backwards?
Can you hold hands with me?
Hold this card firmly in your heart.
I'm going to pass it to you like this.
Now look at this crystal ball.
Can you do that?
Look closely at the crystal ball.
Peek at it.
What's going on?
Will it come out?
What is it? What is it?
What's up? What's up?
You can see the shape of the nucleus, right?
I can't see it.
Wow!
Why? Why? Why?
Why?
I've been touching it like this all the time.
Excuse me, what did you choose?
Square.
Wow!
It's coming up. It's connected.
That's right. It's been connected all the time.
Wow!
Now, I don't know who it is, but could you lend me a ring?
Yes.
Who is it?
I'll use it later.
I'll put two coins in the ring.
I'll use it later.
Thank you for watching.
This is a small plate, and some disinfectant cotton.
And...
I'll use this. A lighter.
But there's one more thing I'll use.
I'll use this key.
This key is made of gold.
The key is made of gold?
Oh, it's the same.
Now...
This key and the ring inside are interchangeable.
It's a momentary thing. Please don't mind it.
One, two, three...
It requires a special effect. Please don't mind it.
One...
Two...
Three... Five...
Oh, it's hot!
Oh, it's true!
Wow!
It turned gold!
The key...
Instead of gold...
Oh, it flew away!
Instead of gold...
There's one more thing.
What?
It's connected, right?
The ring!
Excuse me, please open it.
What's in it?
A key?
What's in it?
Something's wrong.
A key?
A key.
Will you please open it?
Why? Why?
I'll open it...
Isn't it amazing?
It's made of wood!
Without a doubt, this is your ring, right?
Thank you!
Once again, today's guest is Hiro Sakai!
Before you all saw it, something really strange happened.
How was it?
From now on, Hiro Sakai will answer the Magic Quiz that will be asked.
Only two people with good grades will enjoy the food that they want to eat in line.
Then, VTR...
As expected, it's Escargot.
In-line food, authentic Korean taste, hot stone pot bibimbap.
Tokyo Meguro.
At one corner of the shopping district...
I got off the elevator and was surprised!
In front of me is a line of restaurants!
What is the identity of this restaurant?
A restaurant specializing in authentic Korean traditional taste, Myungdon.
Here, everything other than grilled meat is very popular.
That is this hot stone pot bibimbap.
The ingredients include rare and rare namul...
As a daughter of a chef who grew up as an owner...
The limited ingredients are placed in a well- balanced manner.
Among them, for the minced meat...
They are so particular about using Shiga Prefecture's Omi beef.
And here...
They drop fresh eggs and finish it off hot.
Finally...
They top it with chopped seaweed and lettuce and it's done!
However, it's not just that!
The secret sauce that is poured just before eating...
Lemon, apple, ginger, red wine, etc.
It is said to be mixed exquisitely.
When you mix it, you get a good smell that stimulates your appetite!
Today, these hot stone pot bibimbap...
Will be enjoyed by two people only!
Now, everyone, even in the studio, there is a faint good smell, but you want to eat it, don't you?
Don't you hear something?
That's right! I'm going to eat it!
Please record the sound properly.
Wow! This is amazing!
The smell...
The smell is...
I'm going to put on some burnt eyes.
I have burnt eyes now!
It looks like you, Ishikawa-san!
Did you say something?
Is it good?
Is it hot?
It's hot for sure!
Oh, it came out.
What's that?
What's with that little joke?
Ishikawa-san, you made it too good!
I've had enough of it!
It's good!
What's with that?
Now, it's a magic quiz for our guests!
Hiro-san, please give us the first question!
Yes, it's very short.
Yes.
Ice?
Ice.
Yes.
I'm going to put it in.
And...
I'm going to heat it up...
Okay, we'll stop here.
Okay!
I don't know!
This ice turns into something else, but what is it?
Flip, please answer.
A hint!
The hint is...
Because ice melts, you can play music.
And then ice melts...
What is a miracle?
A poem and English.
Ta-dah!
Is there a spring?
Ta-dah!
What? What? What?
What is the season when ice melts, everyone?
That must be it, of course!
Well, what do you think?
Wouldn't it be better to say it honestly?
Ise-nin Flip, open!
Huh? God?
Eyes?
When ice melts...
Eyes pop out.
Huh? Yoshida-san, what is it?
Hot water!
But it's not hot, but it's bitter. It's water.
And...
Miki-chan said...
Spring, spring!
Because ice melts, it's spring, right?
I thought it was spring, but...
Spring isn't an object, it becomes a spring...
I don't know...
There's someone who got it right!
No way!
Who?
It's definitely not Yossi.
How can you say that?!
It's coming!
There's someone who got it right!
Gahiro-san, please continue with your magic!
Well...
I'll do it again, okay?
Ice...
I'll put it in my hand.
And...
What is it?
With a knife...
I'm melting it.
When the ice melts...
It becomes spring.
The correct answer is...
Miki-chan's answer is also correct.
So, Fujimoto-sama and Koji-sama are correct!
I don't know English!
Think about it normally.
Kong Kong is...
Didn't I just say "bion"?
Are you stupid?
No, it's not like that.
It's amazing. I thought you were stupid.
Why?
Because you said "bion" all of a sudden.
It was a big hint.
Everyone, are you ready?
Good luck, everyone!
Let's move on to the next question.
Hiro-san, please give us the second question of "Magic".
A tea bowl, chopsticks...
And...
Tomatoes.
Use two tomatoes.
And a tea bowl.
Done.
With chopsticks...
Hit the tomatoes.
If you hit it...
It disappears.
If you hit it...
Why?!
Done, right?
This time, we'll do it again.
If you hit it, it disappears.
Why?!
Why me?!
Right now you have two, but...
Excuse me, can you hold out your hand?
Hold one of them tight.
Then you flip the bowl over.
We'll use this later.
You flip the bowl over and put it in your pocket.
When you put it in your pocket and put on your magic, it'll come back.
Huh?
Oh, you're raising your hand.
Huh?!
Wow!
You have two now.
Wow!
Hold one of them tight in your pocket and put on your magic.
When you do that...
Oh, it came back.
Oh, you're raising your hand.
Wow!
Lastly, if you hit it one more time...
It'll stop right here.
Okay!
Now!
Here's the question.
After this, something else will come up, but what is it?
I'll give you a hint.
Think of it like a tomato.
How do you eat a tomato?
Do you eat a tomato as it is?
Wash it...
Okay! That's it!
Clip, open!
I don't know. What is it?
Dressing?
Kusumi-sama, Goto-sama...
Kondo-sama, what is it?
When you eat a tomato, don't you stab it, cook it, and eat it?
So...
What is it?
The skin comes out.
Tanaka-sama, it's scary.
What?
Is a knife scary?
Don't you cut it when you eat a tomato?
Mayonnaise...
What should I do?
Do you see? Is that what you were worried about until the end?
A real tomato comes out.
Is there a correct answer in this?
Hiro-san, please continue with your magic!
Okay.
After the tomato comes out, if you stab it...
Okay! That's it!
The correct answer is...
Ogama-sama!
Don't you look like him?
Only two people can enjoy the queue performance.
Since we're in the same line, we'll declare the winner.
[Laughter]
With this...
We'll definitely lose.
Then, please open your hands at once.
One, two...
[Screams]
With that said...
[Screams]
Once again, Konno-sama and Fujimoto-sama...
You're strong, Miki-chan.
The two of you will enjoy a Japanese-style chicken rice bowl.
With everyone's help...
Is it good?
It's good!
Is it good?
It's good!
At this time of day...
Yes, yes.
Fujimoto-san's face is in trouble.
Oh, Yoshi, what's wrong?
She's crying.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Now, today in the studio...
Perhaps...
A person who may have become a money girl has appeared.
Who do you think it is?
Ishikawa Rika-san!
No.
Ishikawa-san!
It's not "may have become" but "may have become".
Ishikawa-san, you've become.
No, you don't have to pick up on that.
Then, let's introduce her right away!
It's this person!
Ishikawa Rika-san!
This is Shizu-chan of Nankai Candies!
She's big, isn't she?
How tall is she?
She's 182cm.
She's big!
You're all small, aren't you?
She's smaller than you think, isn't she?
Wait a minute!
If you don't say you're alone...
Didn't you go too far as if you didn't know anything?
It's true, it's true!
I noticed it for some reason, but...
Your glasses are small.
My glasses are small? Give me back my glasses!
It's not my job! My glasses worked hard!
Let me introduce you again.
This is Shizu-chan of Nankai Candies!
Hello! Nankai Candies!
Nice to meet you!
Shizu-chan, what's so amazing about you that you're trying to get in here?
Maybe you could have become Morning Musume.
It was you, wasn't it?
Did you pass the audition?
I lost to her in the third season of the audition.
By the way, Shizu-chan's resume at the time has been restored!
With this, Shizu-chan was trying to get into Morning Musume.
Then, it's time for Shizu-chan's audition date!
Your hairstyle has changed!
But you look like a bad guy!
Look at her! She's like, "What? I look like a bad guy?!"
You're a bad guy!
You're wearing the same thing as Kano-san, that's why you can't do it!
Kano-san!
I heard about you in Osaka!
You're from Shizuyo, right?
Shizuyo-san?
Why did you want to join Morning Musumen.?
Ta-dah! I'm a hot-blooded idol-type!
Hot-blooded, right?!
Wow!
So you're a hot-blooded girl!
Wait a minute! Don't say "hot-blooded girl" like that!
Shizuya-chan! She's been hostile to you from the beginning!
Which one?
The third one from the right, Shizuya-chan!
Stop it!
I'm glad you ran away!
Okay, I'll ask you the next one!
When you join Morning Musumen., what do you want to be?
At that time...
I want to...
ride Yazuki-san!
I think I'll ride her!
It's one unit, right?
It's kind of like Alegria!
That's right!
And who's your favorite member?
Everyone's getting excited.
Who would it be?
My favorite member is...
Natchi!
Natchi was really cute back then.
Natchi's smile was kind of like mine.
Thank you!
If you think about it, she might be different from the Natchi I know.
Natchi Katsubura is Natchi, right?
Right?
No?
Oh, it's someone else!
There's something I'm curious about.
The auditions you've taken so far...
There are more?
What's this?
Wow!
There's a lot!
We don't know which nation you're from yet!
Please sing one of your favorite songs.
This is from the auditions, right?
"Junnenka".
You sang this at the "Mobus" auditions, right?
Why don't you sing it next to me, girls?
For now, you all think it's "Hitori Keita", right?
I'm sorry, but we don't know it.
You don't know it, right?
Even if it's "Mobus", you can't sing it that easily!
You have a reason for being eaten this time, right?
That's right.
I lost at the auditions, so...
I thought I'd get my revenge.
I won't lose!
I don't think you'll lose.
I don't think you'll lose!
It's okay!
I'm telling you!
She's telling you!
That blonde guy is cheeky!
Yeah, he's mad!
I'll dye your blonde hair red with blood!
This is it! The bloodshed showdown is about to begin!
Nankai Candies vs. Morning Musume.
The bloodshed showdown!
If Nankai Candies win, Chizu-chan will go to the center and do a special live performance.
But if they lose, it's a penalty game!
The studio will clean up after them.
The first showdown is...
Balloon Bomb Shiritori Battle!
Using balloon bombs, they will battle with shiritori.
The topic is bragging!
Morning Musume is in the lead.
Nankai Candies will answer Chizu-chan's appeal points.
Now, which of them will break the balloon?
We'll start with Morning Musume.
Are you confident?
I'm fine!
Are you sure?
Of course!
There are a lot of people.
Let's start!
Ready...
Start!
There are a lot of members.
It's fun!
Okay!
How do you say that?
They have a lot of expressions.
Lu?
It's Lu!
What? There's a person named Lu?
There should be fans in Luboi, too.
Where in Luboi?
Hokkaido!
Hokkaido, Hokkaido!
Oh, really?
Lu... is big all the time!
Lu... is nice and kind.
You're too sweet!
What do you think?
You often confuse me with an American mother.
It's not "Delicious cookies with herbs."
There are fans of Lu, too!
The ground in Hokkaido is loose, isn't it?
OK!
If you jump up and down, water will immediately accumulate in your knees.
Some people have loose lumbar spine.
OK!
It's not only loose, isn't it?
Ruby's ring looks good on you.
Who decides that, what is it?
There are times when we are busy, but we are friends and peaceful friends.
Wow, anyway, it's big!
It's big! It's definitely big!
Everyone always says it's cute!
Sling!
Sling, sling, sling!
Hmm...
Sling!
Oh...
Sling!
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
They say woof, woof, woof!
Woof, woof!
Ready...
You like singing and play guitar,
I can't stop laughing.
They are good girls.
You are good at complimenting.
Why are you so calm?
They are taller than my father.
It's fun.
It's not funny anymore.
It's fun.
We always play together.
OK?
I'm so short.
I say goodbye to Osaka where I used to live.
I'm singing again today.
No, no.
My family is so big.
So,
the winner of Candy's team is...
You are so naive.
Why?
I'm not telling you stories.
I know you are lying.
You are so tall.
Then, tell me.
Why are there so many Hokkaido girls?
Because we are loose.
Why?
Because we are only in Hokkaido twice.
Only twice?
Only twice.
The next competition is...
Music Gesture Battle.
You have to express the lyrics of a song with your body.
Your teammates will guess the song.
The genre is the same.
It's a children's song that everyone knows.
First up is the morning girls' team's challenge.
Miracle Kusumi will challenge the gesture.
Let's go.
Music, start!
- What's that? - I know, I know!
Please look to the right until the song ends.
- But she's doing the gesture properly. - I don't know at all.
- What's that? - What, what, what, what?
- What's that? - If this was "Born Job" I'd be scared.
- I don't know at all. - If this was "Born Job" I'd be scared.
- Oh, it's over! - It's over!
- I know, I know! - I know, I know!
- Then... - Then...
- What was the correct answer? - What was the correct answer?
One, two...
- Dog's tail! - Dog's tail!
- Koharu-chan, let's play music and check your gesture! - Yes!
Music, start!
- Lost and lost little kitty. - Koharu-chan...
- Where do you live? - What's that?
- I don't know where I live or how old I am. - Where do you live?
- A little kitty who only cries. - She's cute.
The difference between a dog and a cat.
It's the same as a cat!
Thank you very much!
The winning team is correct!
Yay!
Next up is the challenge from Nankai Candies.
What will you do with the gestures?
I'll do it with this big woman.
Shizu-chan, right?
Yes, I have confidence.
This is Shizu-chan's strange gesture!
If you know what it is, you're a genius!
Here is the song.
Are you ready?
Music, start!
What is this?
A ghost?
What is it?
I can only see it as a ritual to call the devil!
What is it?
I don't know!
A bunch of idiots dancing?
What is it?
Hey, hey, what is it?
What is it?
We are the world!
We are the children!
What is it?
Is it over?
What is it?
It's perfect!
I can only see it as a ritual to call the devil!
What is it?
It's this, right?
You used to do it here and there.
I did it like this and like this, right?
What is it?
Well...
A bunch of idiots dancing!
Are you ready for a bunch of idiots dancing?
What a shame!
It's lonely in here!
Let's check the gestures.
Let's do it.
We are all small.
We sing because we are alive.
That's not singing!
We are alive.
We are sad because we are alive.
Our palms touch the sun.
That's not singing!
We are all small.
We sing because we are alive.
That's not singing!
We are sad because we are alive.
Our palms touch the sun.
We are all alive.
We are sad because we are alive.
Our palms touch the sun.
I don't know what "let me see" is.
I tried to make weird sounds with my blood and sweat.
The winner is decided by rock-paper-scissors.
The winner is...
I'll dye you red with blood.
The winner is...
What about "goo"?
"Goo"?
Stop it!
I don't want to see it!
I won't say "goo" anymore!
What's that?
It's a big "goo".
I won't say "goo" anymore!
What about "choki"?
"Choki"?
I'll make it sexy.
Shizu-chan!
What about "pa"?
What does "normal" mean at the end of the song?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors?
I have to do it!
It's hard!
The final battle is "rock, paper, scissors"!
If Shizu-chan wins, her dream special dream live will come true!
If Ogawa wins, Nankai Candies will turn the studio into a man's home!
Which team will win this fierce battle?!
Let's do it, everyone!
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Wait a minute! Are you two crazy?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Wait a minute! Are you two crazy?
So, you two will clean up the studio today!
Are you serious?
At least look at how you clean up!
There are a lot of sets.
Are you serious?
Thank you for your hard work!
I still have a lot of things I want to ask you!
I like you a lot!
Excuse me, could you please leave?
I'm talking right now!
There are strict staff here!
Take off your hand!
Excuse me!
Excuse me! I'm not doing manzai because I want to do this!
Answer the quiz and get the prize!
From the Japan Record Association...
you can listen to various music and video software...
and get the show's original music gift card!
And from Dyna Connective...
you can easily operate and enjoy high-quality video and sound quality...
and we'll give you a DVD player!
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