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2 o'clock! 2 o'clock!
Hurry up and wake me up!
I'm begging you, let's get started!
For real?! It's the first day of the new year, so watch out!
Good morning!
When I speak out loud in the first thing in the morning,
I feel like my head is going to explode.
You're old after all.
No, I'm not old.
When I say "wow", you say "foo", right?
That's right.
I can't stand it anymore.
Why are you laughing?
You haven't laughed recently?
What's with that "foo"?
Wait a minute!
If you said "foo" just now...
I want to leave! I want to leave! I want to leave!
I don't want you to leave this corner.
I want to leave! I want to leave!
You say "foo" no matter what, so I just have to say it.
I'd like you to say that, but...
Good morning!
I'm a bicycle!
From Nakazawa Yuko-sama's marriage consultation office...
I have a message for you.
From the marriage consultation office?
Here you go.
This kind of thing...
I'm writing it so you can't tell where it's from,
even though you're married.
It's frustrating!
You're going to leave like that?
I don't like it.
Get out of my way!
So, today...
I'm Eric Kamedo!
No, no, no.
Not at all.
Eric Kamedo didn't bring any rings or anything like that.
Recently, I haven't been able to do it because of my salary.
No, I'm not dying because of that!
I have five little ones.
Five?!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry for marrying you first!
I'm sorry!
I don't want to be here right now.
I know, right?
So, today we are going to do some sales!
Yes!
Let's go!
Ta-dah!
This is it!
Tomorrow, October 10th, at Pacifico Yokohama,
we will be holding an event called "Morning Musume! Achii Chikyuu wo Samasunda! Bunka Saii 2005!"
This is the ticket!
Yes!
This is an event where you can learn about what will happen if the heat wave continues!
You can learn about this at the stage, in the quiz and experience section!
Yes!
After you watch this,
please come to our company!
We are waiting for you!
The earth is in a really bad state right now.
That's right! It's really bad!
The earth is in a really bad state!
It's really bad!
That's really bad!
It's hot!
It's really hot!
You're cooling it down!
Speaking of which, my body temperature is really high lately.
It will be released this week, October 11th!
Fashin Shuu
Hello! Project
2005 Summer Tuesday Girl
No. 0
Selection Collection
"The Kula Aya and Country Girl" version and
This is the "w.u.and buden" version!
Do you want me to show you?
Can you not say that kind of thing?
Do you want me to show you?
Then, do you want me to show you?
That again?
I'm going home.
Why?!
You still have a lot of things you need to do!
I have a lot of things I need to think about.
What is it?
Should we look at it from a distance?
Only one of these four groups is here with us today!
Who is it?
Please welcome, W-san!
Yes, W-san!
Please welcome, W-san!
Thank you for having me!
Well, well, you've all grown up now!
You haven't seen this, have you?!
I've said I haven't seen it, but it's a bit of a trash can...
You're not promoting your victory!
Thank you for having me!
I've said I haven't seen it, but it's a bit of a trash can...
Your arms?
That's not it!
Tomorrow is sports day, so...
Let's have a sports competition!
Team Mekazao and Team W will each carry a basket and stand up.
Like this?
That's not it!
Oh, I see!
That's not it!
Totally different!
Within 7 hours, the team with the most baskets in their basket wins!
Well then!
Start carrying the basket!
Eh? Wait a minute!
Where?
Hurry!
Wait a minute!
Wait, it won't go in!
Wait, wait, wait!
Hurry!
It went in!
Hurry!
It went in!
Hurry!
It went in!
Time's up!
I knew you'd get it right!
Time's up!
The number of times you get it right is huge!
I'm scared!
How many points do you have, Nagara-san?
12, 13, 14, 15!
15 points!
I lost!
I'm sorry!
Music, start!
You're not dancing!
Thank you for waiting!
Next, Megaman Unreleased Special!
Today's "Haramoni" is the viewers' choice of "Haramoni" famous scenes ranking!
During broadcasts from January to September of this year, viewers have been looking for scenes they'd like to see again.
We've received a lot of requests beyond our expectations!
So this time, in addition to the popular famous scenes best 10,
we've also released an unreleased scene from "Maboroshi" that we couldn't show due to time constraints!
In addition, we'll show you behind-the-scenes of our "Morning Musume" concert tour!
So without further ado, here is "Megaman Unreleased Special Best 10"!
"Magic Restaurant" where you fight for gourmet food!
Every time, we invite a magician with rich personality as a guest and ask for a "magic quiz"!
Only two people who answer correctly will enjoy delicious food!
This time, we'll show you the most requested "magic quiz",
Ms. Musch-Pierre's "supercard magic"!
First of all, you have to choose one card from here, and then Pierre will guess it!
That kind of "magic"!
Ah, but before that, I forgot something important!
First of all, you have to take out the card itself from the box, or you won't be able to do "magic"!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? What's wrong with you?
Ah, sorry about that!
Huh?
Trivia!
Ah, you're doing it again!
Then, it's "Trump's magic", right?
Then, where would you like me to choose it?
Is that okay?
Then, please choose it!
Now, Pierre will play "Trump", so if you like it, say "stop" and give me a silver!
Please say "stop" loudly!
Hey, where are you aiming for?
Here it is. I will never show you, so please remember the number and mark.
If you remember it, please give it back to me.
This is the card.
Put it back and mix it like this.
If you mix it too much, you won't know where it went.
Now I want you to look at where it went.
I will do it. I will spread it like this.
I will spread it like this.
Then it should be somewhere here.
Where?
Where? Where you are looking at is different. Look higher. Higher.
Here, here, here.
What? Is it over?
Yes, it's over.
The winner is Kibutama-san of H.E.A.R.
Congratulations!
Amazing!
What?
What's wrong?
Can anyone help me with this card?
Please put some kind of mark on it.
Please write something on it.
TV?
No, this is a TV.
Anything is fine. Please write something big on it.
TV?
Yes, thank you very much.
She wrote it.
She wrote "I" on it.
She has a cute face, doesn't she?
Now, I'm going to use this card and do some magic.
I'm going to put this card in the trump.
I'm going to push it in.
It's in.
However, if you press the button "pop", that card will go up to the top.
What? Why?
I'm going to put it in again.
I'm going to push it in.
But if you press the button "pop", it will go up to the top.
Why?
I'm going to put it in again.
I'm going to push it in.
Of course, you've chosen this card earlier.
There's no mistake.
I'm going to put about half of it in here.
Can you push in the other half of it?
Please push it in.
Yes, it's in.
But if you let your guard down, that card will be put in here again.
Why?
I'm going to push it in.
Why?
I'm going to push it in.
Why?
It's in!
Thank you very much.
One, two, three, four cards.
Do you see the joker I brought?
Joker, joker, joker, joker.
Four jokers.
Look closely.
There's a king riding a bicycle.
Yes.
This is the joker's picture.
One joker is here.
I'm going to put the other joker right next to it.
There are two jokers left.
I'm going to put this in between and hit it from above.
One, two, three.
Pay attention to the king.
The king, who is no longer with us, is riding a horse with us.
Wow!
We're going home.
Wow!
Let's go home.
Yes, suspicious things go away quickly.
How did you like PL-san's super magic?
A magic restaurant where you can find all kinds of gourmet food.
Next is a variety magician who made a big impact on last week's broadcast.
We'll show you Tatsuya Naka's secret magic in a special way.
We asked Koharu Shinbunbar for help.
Please give Koharu-chan a big round of applause.
I've prepared a paper cup here.
Which one do you like?
Please hold this.
I've prepared water here.
I'll put this in.
It's in, isn't it?
Yes.
Please hold the water.
Yes.
First of all, there are two of these.
I'll hold it like this.
Koharu-chan, please hold it firmly on your head.
I'm scared!
Please don't let go of it.
Please hold it with both hands.
And I'll put this water in.
Please don't spill it.
It's in, isn't it?
Yes.
What I'm going to do now is...
I'm going to do a magic where this water disappears.
What?
It's difficult for me to turn it off all of a sudden.
First of all, I'm going to explain how to turn it off.
When I give you a signal...
Koharu-chan will slowly turn around you.
Slowly.
Like that.
Then my water will disappear.
I'm going to do it.
One, two...
Right?
Yes. This is completely gone.
To prove it, I'll cover my head.
Here I go. One, two...
Yes, it's gone!
It's not over yet.
Up to this point, anyone can do their best.
It's from here.
Now, if I spin, Koharu's water will disappear.
Here I go.
One, two...
Yes!
It's gone now.
To prove it, please cover your head.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary!
Then, I'll do it now.
If it's gone now, please give it up for me!
One, two...
Here I go!
It's gone!
Please give it up for Koharu's courage!
From now on, more and more new magicians will appear!
Look forward to "Magic Restaurant"!
Now, the 9th place in the famous scenes ranking is...
A special project to commemorate the 5th anniversary of "HARMONY"!
"Hokkaido, Okinawa, looking for presents"!
"Morning Musume."'s surprise prank project for the first time in "HARMONY" history!
Please watch it with unreleased scenes!
It's here.
This is Tanaka's room.
The door is locked.
Um...
Calm down.
From now on, unreleased scenes!
Calm down!
In the broadcast, it looked like the door opened immediately...
Oh, I see.
If you press it like that, it'll open.
Did I make a mistake?
It didn't open easily.
They're struggling with their accents.
That's right.
I'm getting excited.
Oh, it hurts.
Oh, no.
I'm getting up.
What should I do?
What is this?
Cute.
Big.
Like a wallpaper.
Calm down. Calm down.
One, two...
Good morning.
Good morning, Tanakachi.
Good morning.
It's morning, Tanakachi.
I can't do it. I can't do it. I really can't do it.
You idiot!
I'm sorry.
I know it's embarrassing for you, but...
From now on...
I really can't do it. I can't do it.
Idiot.
I thought you had your hair off.
I can't do it.
Let's continue.
The 8th place in the famous scenes ranking is...
This project has invited two regular guests.
Please watch the super high-tension harmony limited show "Aruaru Investigation Team"!
Please watch it!
Regular Nishika-
Regular Matsumoto here!
Yes!
Yes! Number 3!
Regular!
Regular! Regular!
In addition, Morning Musumen. challenged original Adan jokes.
Please do it!
Ready, set...
Sauce or soy sauce, I don't know!
That's cheating!
Please judge!
Are you ready?
Yes, please!
Ready, set...
Diet, then rebound!
That's cheating!
Matsumoto-san changed his way of speaking.
That's cheating!
Hello! We are Morning Musumen.
It's nostalgic!
We're like, "Why didn't you invite us today?"
You're all so kind.
Do you have any memories?
Memories? No, I have memories of Ishikawa-san.
Ishikawa-san said something to us.
Do you have a VTR?
Do you?
Do you want to watch it?
That's it!
Watch it!
We have a VTR for you.
First, please look at your phone.
Regular Presents!
Really Happened!
Regular Quizzes!
Here is the NG scene of the question.
Regular Presents! Really Happened! Regular Quizzes!
Ah, I got it.
It's not like we don't like it. We get it every day.
Regular-san, thank you very much.
Next is 7th place!
7th place is Ishikawa Rika Graduation Special.
Please look at the NG scene of the question at the Haramoni Theater.
Ishikawa Rika graduated from Haramoni Theater.
Regular Quizzes!
Here is the NG scene of the question at the Haramoni Theater.
You guys are really troublesome.
I'm going home!
O-okay!
I won't let you go!
Welcome back.
Hey!
You should say yes.
You guys are really troublesome.
I'm going home!
O-okay!
Tomiko!
What is it?!
Honey!
The door...
Sorry, the door was opened.
Next is the NG scene of these two.
Pay attention to Tsuji-chan's lines.
What are you looking at?!
It's been a while, so don't laugh.
I'm not doing it because I like it!
I'm sorry!
That's how it's supposed to be.
And this is the NG scene.
I'm not doing it because I like it.
It's been a while, so I made a mistake.
That's all for the NG scene.
The 6th place in the audience's choice of harmony scenes is...
"One-word Test" where 18 morning girls participated.
This project is very popular with the members.
But one word is quite difficult to do.
Researcher, tell me! Hello, morning!
In this segment, the program will answer simple questions from viewers.
First is a question from a pen name, Choshu Koharu-san.
Is it true that Mickity is an idol but has a terrible sleep habit?
I can't sleep because I'm worried about it.
In order to find out the truth, the program has invited these two high-tension reporters.
First, let's hear from Mickity's best friend, this person.
When I'm sleeping in my bed, suddenly Mickity's hand goes up.
Even though I don't have anything, I take it out.
What do you take out?
Maybe it's a dream I'm reading in a magazine.
A dream?!
Yes.
Ah, I can't do this.
You took it out there, too!
Why?!
You took it out there, too!
She's always like that.
In the dark, all of a sudden...
That's scary.
Isn't it scary?!
So, please help us find her.
Ah, I got it!
We'll help you, too!
I got it, I got it!
Who are you?!
Yes, we're here!
After getting valuable information, the two found Morning Musume.
There's a new member here!
She's here! She's here!
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
Let's go ahead and ask her about herself.
She's been flipping through the magazines.
She's been saying that over and over again.
She's been flipping through the magazines while sleeping.
She's been sleeping like this.
She's been standing like this.
She doesn't have a magazine, does she?
No, she doesn't.
My mom woke me up and said, "Wappen, you're left- handed, right?"
That's amazing.
That's amazing!
As a result of the results, the idols say that they're left-handed.
That's all for now!
We look forward to your simple questions and questions on the show!
The fifth place in the viewers' choice of harmony scenes is...
"Spring Holiday Bus Tour," which was held in commemoration of its fifth anniversary!
Pay attention to Ame and Kamei, who are crying in the screaming machine at Hakkeijima Sea Paradise, which was especially popular!
Yes, this is Hakkeijima Sea Paradise, and it is said to be the most thrilling blue fall!
The height of this blue fall is...
35 stories high!
It's said to be 107 meters high!
As a result of the lottery, the challenger was decided to go up!
Wow!
It's okay!
It's okay?
It's okay, it's okay.
Well, I'm going to ride it for a while, so...
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
Ame also decided to try the words she just said!
Isn't it broken?
It's not broken, is it?
Then say "Kamei Bus Tour"!
Kamei Bus Tour! Kamei Bus Tour!
Kamei Bus Tour!
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary, Gen-chan! What should we do? Let's not do it!
It's scary!
Look at the scenery!
It's really scary, Gen-chan!
What should we do?
It's Kamei Bus Tour!
What should we do?
We're about to fall!
What should we do?
3... 2... 1...
Kamei-chan! Kamei-chan!
It's scary!
What's that?
It's scary, Gen-chan!
Gen-chan! Gen-chan!
Gen-chan!
It's really scary!
Even though the first-generation Abe-chan is riding it,
could it be that the sixth-generation Kamei-chan is not riding it?
Wait! Really?!
Really?!
We should do an experiment!
Really?!
This is impossible!
It's too late!
This is really scary, Kamei-chan!
It's okay, Kamei-chan! You can do it!
This is crazy!
It's my first experience!
Kamei-chan! Kamei-chan!
You can do it!
Wait!
It's okay!
It's almost there!
It's scary!
It's really scary!
It's scary!
It's really scary! It's really scary!
You did a good job!
Abe and Kamei also did a really good job!
The 4th place in the famous scenes ranking is...
"Youth Food Bus Tour" where Takoto Nakazawa is the guide!
Only those who get the quiz right will be able to enjoy fresh and luxurious food in this project!
The members who got it right looked really happy!
The 3rd place in the famous scenes ranking is...
Before that, please look at this!
We did it!
Yeah!
I love showroom!
Yeah!
I want to go there too!
I want to eat a lot of popcorn sweets!
Me too!
I want to meet a teacher!
A teacher! Do you have one?
There's also a song battle!
I want to see it!
With that said, let's go!
One, two!
Morning Musume.'s Fan Club Tour in...
FANCLUB!
With that said, it's been a year since our last Fan Club Tour!
This year's venue is Hong Kong!
There are a lot of fun events where members and fans can meet in person!
And! A passionate special live show!
We'll show you all of that behind the scenes!
But before that...
The day before the Fan Club event...
A DVD shoot was held in the streets of Hong Kong.
During the shoot, you can see how excited the members are about Hong Kong!
First up, this is a Chinese dress specialty store!
There are a lot of cute items!
And everyone is working hard to buy them!
Today is a sports day! I'm wearing red!
It looks like Kong found something she likes!
It's not in Japanese yen, is it?
It's 2.9 million yen in Japanese yen, right?
But...
If you don't have this, it's 2,900 dollars!
2,900 dollars for about 10...
Oh, whatever!
She's still not used to shopping abroad!
Meanwhile, Yosui has a serious expression on her face!
But what lies ahead of her gaze is...
It's 100% mango juice that rubs off the mango itself!
It's really fresh in itself, but what about the taste?
Thank you!
It's so sweet, isn't it?
Mango!
It's like a luxurious drink.
It's mango, isn't it?
Wow, it's delicious!
While the two are enjoying themselves,
Ogawa is learning Cantonese from a translator in order to find the cheapest and most delicious restaurant.
Will it work out for them?
Good morning!
Would you like some yakisoba?
Yakisoba?
Would you like some yakisoba?
She's struggling to explain something with the words she just learned, but...
I realized how hard it is when you can't understand a word.
Even if I tried to convey it in Japanese,
it was hard for me to do it over there.
However, there were also people who were very good at Japanese.
Good morning!
I like you!
I love you!
Apami! Lena! Sayumi! Lena! Lena!
There are a lot of Morning Musume. fans in Hong Kong as well!
I think it's good! I think it's good!
It's different from Hawaii! It's different!
It's fun! People who haven't seen it will do that!
Hi! Hi!
Hi!
It seems like all the members were able to fully enjoy Hong Kong!
And the next day, the fan club tour finally begins!
The one who made the fans' expectations soar was...
...the Morning Musume members in their child dress!
The members seem happy, too!
We'll be going soon! We'll be going soon!
We'll be going soon!
The one who experienced the fan club tour for the first time was...
I'm nervous!
I'm not nervous!
The members in their child dress were well received by the fans, too!
And after the memorable photoshoot with over 1,000 participants...
...the tour ended on the first day with a fun game event!
And on the second day...
Hong Kong in Hong Kong!
Today is the second day...
...but afterwards we have a live show, a handshake event and a lottery event...
...so I'd like to ask you how you're feeling right now!
Oh, there she is!
She's here! She's here! She's here!
She's here!
I'm so nervous!
You're having fun, aren't you?
Today and yesterday were so much fun!
It's fun!
It's a live show after this, right?
Yes, we'll do our best for the live show!
It's a live show after this, right?
Yes, it is!
How do you feel? Are you nervous?
Ah, of course I'm nervous!
It's the first time for me, you know!
How do you feel?
Um, well...
Ah, we're already close!
Please come in! Please come in!
At first, Konkon was working hard on her report, but...
I can see it! I can see it!
I can actually see it, even though it's so small!
Can you see it? Can you see the turtle?
Can you see it?
Ah, I can see it a little!
If you look at it like this...
Eh, can you see it? You can't see it, can you?
Konkon had completely forgotten about her report!
Meanwhile, the main event of this tour!
The special live has finally begun!
This time, there is also a solo corner where the members sing their own song, and the live has been a great success!
Like this, the fan club tour is over!
So, safely!
Safely, for two days!
Yes! The fan club tour in Hong Kong!
In Hong Kong!
Is over!
Somehow, it's really...
It was conveyed and it was conveyed...
This side was fun!
That's right!
It was fun!
We want to do it again!
We want to do it!
Next time, somewhere!
That's right!
If we do it again, we want you to come again!
Yes!
We'll be waiting!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
The third place in the "Hello Moni" famous scene ranking chosen by the viewers is...
"Asagaya Stamina Date" where we welcomed our guest, Toshio Kakei!
Actually, for this date project, there was a scene where we couldn't broadcast it due to time constraints.
Therefore, for this time, we will show you a special part of that illusion that hasn't been revealed yet!
Think of me as someone you like, okay?
Confess to me one by one!
Huh?
It's a simulation!
Asagaya's lovers are happy to be tied up with a love that they've been looking for for a long time!
It's my dad's gag!
Well, in that case...
Why don't you do it for us?
Right?!
Aww, it's been a while since we had a date, but it's raining now.
That's right.
Oh! Oh!
Ah! Ah!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
It seems like I fell in love with you before I fell in love with you.
Okay!
This is embarrassing!
It's a date, but it's raining.
Let's go get some rain.
He pulled the string!
What do we do? What do we do?
Hold my hand like this forever.
I'll hold you!
No! I don't want to! What do we do?
What do we do?
Since we're on a date, it must have rained.
I've got one! I've got one! Help me!
I've got one! I've got one!
We can't help it!
Is it really coming?
It's really coming!
I've got one!
See, you've got one!
Now we're all set up, right?
That's right!
What does that mean?
Starting tomorrow! Starting today is the start!
That's right!
Cut! Okay!
Thank you very much, Ms. Kakei!
Now, for the second place in the Never Ending Ranking!
Accompanied by Mr. Senkabu,
"HARMONIA ACADEMY" "English Conversation Course"
While the unique "English conversation" jumped out,
it was this person who brought the studio into a whirlwind of applause!
"Miracle English Conversation" by "Dokki Member Kana"
please take a look!
Um...
I ate the cheese in my fridge.
And then...
I fed my dog.
Okay, now in English!
Now in English!
Huh?!
Um...
Cheese...
Box...
Cool...
Cheese... Box... Cool... Cool box... Ice box? No, cool box!
You want to say refrigerator, right? Refrigerator.
I'll tell you refrigerator. It's difficult.
Refrigerator!
One more time. Refrigerator.
Refrigerator.
Very good.
Refrigerator.
In... Cheese.
Refrigerator in cheese?!
Oh my god!
Cheese in refrigerator!
Cheese in... Refrigerator.
Cheese in...
Cheese in refrigerator!
One more time! Refrigerator!
One more! One more!
I'm sorry.
Is that so?
Sensei!
Refrigerator?
Finally, Mega Man Ranking announces first place!
After that, Mega Man Ranking's first place is...
"Take me on a date," an amusement park date with Toru Yamazaki!
How are you doing, viewers of this program?
This time...
Thankfully...
I got first place in the viewer vote.
It's very popular.
I'm very happy and full of joy.
Thank you very much!
I'm going to show you a lot of girls' videos.
"I got on the bus." "I'm going to move."
As soon as you three sit on the chair...
I thought you were doing your best for your fans.
I was really surprised.
In the future...
I, Haruo...
I want to be a woman.
I wish for it like that.
Then, the most requested...
Yabuchi and Tooru's over-the-air scream scene...
Please watch the unreleased part together!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Are you okay?!
And lastly...
Dolls in the museum won't be late for a tour.
In the future...
I want you!
Yes!
Dolls in the museum won't be late for a tour.
In the future...
It's too late! It's really too late!
It's really too late!
And that was the over-the-air part!
Yabuchi and Tooru's over-the-air scream scene...
Please watch the unreleased part together!
I'm okay! I'm okay!
Is it over already?!
It might be over soon!
It's over already!
I got it! I got it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
No! No! No!
I'm okay!
Okay, Nari-chan! Thank you for your hard work!
Welcome back!
I'm scared already!
How was it?
You were scarier than the ghost!
That's it for the Halloween Famous Scene Ranking!
Thank you so much for all of your requests!
Next week, a scary super position will appear!
Next week, the true nature of that Micty will be revealed!
What is her true intentions revealed by hypnosis?
With Micty's incredible shyness, all of the members win prizes!
Next week, a handsome Magic Kamoi will appear!
All of the members will have a refreshing Magic Show!
The tension will be at its highest!
Answer the quiz and get prizes!
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