AISubs v3.5
Today's guests are "Magic Restaurant" and "TIM" from "Odoroki Denpatsu".
You and Shige again?
Aren't we a famous duo?
Do you know what "famous duo" means?
Yes, I do.
What does it mean?
It means that big people and small people like clumsy people.
What?
They like clumsy people.
But your age doesn't change much.
What are you talking about?
What?
Isn't there a definite rule?
What? I don't know.
First of all...
What?
Age, right?
Or... I'm cute and you are...
Right?
What do you mean "right"?
Right?
I think you just put "right" and "heart" here.
I won't use it.
I won't use it at all.
Please use it!
I won't use it at all.
You don't have to use it all.
But I...
What?
V-shape balance.
How many years have you been doing this?
It's been 90% of my sales at home.
I'm Eric Kamezo!
So, our show has begun.
Today, we have two ducks and a special product for you two.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Ta-dah!
It will be released this Wednesday, October 5th.
DVD, "Hello! Project" 2000, "Summer's Summer Show" 05, "Selection Collection"
On July 24th, "Yoyogi" 1st section,
you can see the concert footage!
I see!
Since it's your first time on stage, you can see your first performance here.
Yes, it's my first time performing.
I've worked hard and worked hard and worked hard with you!
You've always worked hard!
I've always worked hard for Koharu's education.
You've always worked hard and taught me.
I've seen you working hard during rehearsals.
Really? I'm embarrassed to hear you say that.
No, no.
I'm not a green onion!
It will be released this Wednesday, October 5th.
It's Ryuden's new single, "Kurenai no Kiseki".
It's a song about his passion for his loved one.
Ryuden-san, come on!
Hello! We are Ryuden!
Nice to meet you!
Well, the new song "Kurenai no Kisetsu" will be released.
You two, please tell us what kind of CD it is!
Yes! It's round and has a hole in the middle!
Yes! The back is rainbow colored!
It's all about the CD's appearance!
Hello! Thank you very much!
That's good! That's good!
We've just received a big applause!
It's all of you at Beauden!
Yay! Thank you!
Yay!
It's been a while, everyone!
Thank you for having us!
There's a lot of noisy stuff...
Ah, scary! I feel like there's a lot of stuff behind me!
What could it be?
I heard a scary laughing voice, though!
Scary!
My shoulders are heavy! What could it be?
What could it be?
Beauden, your arms are up!
That's what it looked like!
Are my arms up?
Yes, they're up!
You can do anything, right?
Yes!
Please promote the song!
This song is very mature and sexy.
It's a song that's perfect for the autumn season, so please listen to it!
Oh!
Thank you!
The costumes are also very sexy.
"Sexy Gorgeous" is the theme,
and I'm wearing a purple long dress.
It's definitely sexy! Please look forward to it!
Yes!
That's good!
Isn't it good?
Yes! Well, that's about it! Yay!
What? Are you going to change your direction?
No, we're not!
What's wrong?
We're challenging various genres and having fun.
I gave up! I gave up! I gave up!
Kukon Tozai Kurenai Battle!
Yay!
Yes, yes, yes.
You will exchange bombs with each other and say Kukon Tozai Kurenai colors.
Kurenai colors...
Yes! That means...
Since there are three of you, I will join your team.
Yay!
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness?
Why?
Dig it up.
Kukon Tozai Kurenai Battle! Start!
The red pin over there!
Yes!
Rubber band!
Tomato!
Roasted sweet potato!
Apple!
Over there!
Cherry!
Sun!
Strawberry!
Huh? What's wrong?
Um...
Hat color! Hat color!
Over there!
Cherry!
You said it! You said it!
Cherry!
Over there!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red!
Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red!
Red! Red! Red! Red! Red!
Which one? Which one? Which one did you just say?
I said red color, didn't I?
I said any color!
This battle is...
Nakazaru-san's team's...
The winner is... Shouri!
Wait a minute!
Isn't "makenu" the wrong way of using it?
I don't think it's wrong.
Nakazaru-san, you're not wrong at all!
We lost, so we have to do "makenu" again.
Let's do "makenu" again!
Music, welcome!
What is this?!
You're not dancing!
Wow, it looks like we're the ones who slipped!
Comedy, comedy-style magic, and D.I.M. are here!
Today, again, "sugode magic" is challenged by "mememes".
Matching gourmet food, "magic restaurant"!
Today, instead of "matching gourmet food", "sugode magic restaurant", we're welcoming you to "magiless"!
I'm your manager, Peperoncino Ishikawa!
Why did you say "peperoncino"?!
I didn't say "peperoncino"!
You appear in various positions every time, but today we've prepared a popular gourmet food for you all, so do your best!
Now, let's welcome today's special magician!
A variety magician who makes you smile, Tatsuya Naka-san!
Hello!
He's a super variety-style magician who makes you fall in love with him!
I'll use this handkerchief.
I'll put it in my hand like this.
I'll put it in more and more.
I have one more thing to use.
I'll use this.
Ta-dah!
It's magic powder.
If you sprinkle it like this,
this handkerchief will...
Yes! It's a balloon!
Now, I'll make this balloon a little bigger.
Here we go!
Wow! It's decomposing.
Right?
Doesn't it hurt?
Wow!
It's getting bigger!
A little more!
It's going to break!
Let's leave it like this.
And...
I'll tie it up like this.
I have one more thing to use.
Ta-dah!
It's this.
Wow!
Here we go!
Wow!
I'm Tatsuya Naka. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Tatsuya Naka.
Tatsuya Naka.
Yes.
Did you do it?
Please say it backwards.
Tatsuya Naka.
Did you do it?
It's easy to remember, isn't it?
Yes.
Please remember it like this.
Okay.
Please put it on me.
Put it in your mouth.
It's different from manga characters.
Can you put out both of your hands?
Yes.
Can you put out both of your hands?
Turn your hand outward like this.
Cross your hands like this.
Hold your hands like this.
Make sure you put your thumbs down.
I'll say "ready, set..." and you'll do the same thing.
Ready, set...
Did you do it?
I can't do it.
I want to do it too.
If you're like this, you're not honest.
How do you do it?
Like this.
Take out your joints a little.
Take it out and hold it.
Let's do it.
You're done, right?
Let's do the next one.
I've prepared a crab bag for you.
There's something in it.
There's a bottle of cola.
You can turn this into something amazing.
Put this in and cast a spell.
The spell is "did you do it?"
If you do this, it becomes a potato chip.
Let's do it again.
Put this in and say "did you do it?"
Did you do it?
Go back and say it again.
This is a little suspicious.
Okay, today we'll erase this "beauty".
Put it in here...
Did you do it?
With this...
The "beauty" disappeared, right?
I thought it went really well, you know, right?
You're curious about it, right?
We are!
Okay, since we're here...
We are!
Okay, it's gone.
This is long!
It's pretty long, but...
Ms. Natashia will answer the magic I'm going to cast now...
...and only two people with good grades will enjoy the food lined up.
Now, let me introduce you to today's food lined up.
VTR, go ahead!
Food lined up.
No. 1 in popularity, Torobori Cheese In!
Tokyo Odaiba.
In this city, which is a popular date spot...
...there is a long line of people who don't care about age or gender.
This is Tom's Tree Aqua City Odaiba, which specializes in omelet rice.
As you can see...
...you can enjoy all kinds of omelet rice.
Among them, the most popular menu is...
No. 3!
Torobori Cheese In and Yellow Mushroom Omelet Rice.
It's a Japanese-style dish.
The second dish is a big stewed omelet rice.
This dish has a lot of volume.
And the most popular dish this time is...
Cheese in and Yellow Mushroom Omelet Rice, which is supported by young women.
The basic concept of Komunoki is home-cooked dishes that can be made at home and cannot be made at home.
Stir-fry the rice according to the order.
The egg is a new egg that is limited to young birds within 420 days of birth.
In addition, the onion is not pounded.
The rice is a unique blend that goes well with butter rice.
These three things play an excellent harmony.
Finally, put a lot of hot Hayashi sauce on it.
Here is the popular No. 1 Cheese in and Omelet Rice.
No change in Torobori Cheese.
Today, these two people will enjoy this special dish.
Yes, everyone, how is it?
By the way, girls, you like omelet rice, don't you?
Yes, we like it!
Everyone likes it!
But I forgot something since we started this segment.
Pay attention to how you eat it.
You're going to laugh, aren't you?
Don't say it first!
I was wondering when you were going to do it.
I forgot!
It's so good!
My mouth is watering!
I'm going to eat it now.
Hurry up and eat it!
You don't have to turn the camera!
The cheese is so good.
That's the main point!
I really want you all to eat it!
I want to eat it!
Eri and Yuki haven't eaten it yet, right?
I haven't eaten it yet!
You haven't eaten it yet, right?
Then you should eat it today!
Only you two can eat this food!
Everyone, do your best!
Okay!
This is "Magic Quiz" with this food!
Naka-san, please give us the first question!
Okay!
I prepared a sketchbook.
I'm going to draw a picture here.
Here I go!
Like this...
First of all, I drew a picture.
It looks like this.
If you look at it...
What is it? A magnet?
No way!
This is actually someone's face.
Okay!
Oh, it's Chika-chan!
It's Chika-chan, right?
Can you draw me a little cuter?
It looks like you, doesn't it?
It does?
If you do this...
Look.
Chika-chan, touch it.
It becomes a picture.
Right?
Then, based on this...
First of all...
First...
Draw a circle.
Then...
This is...
A ball, right?
Right?
Then...
Here...
Draw a circle like this.
Like this.
Then...
You know what I mean, right?
Yes!
With this...
Okay, stop!
What?
With this?
What?
Okay, here's the question.
What will happen to this ball?
Please answer to Flip.
I don't know.
I don't know the hint.
What's the hint?
The hint is the face from earlier.
Oh, this is the hint?
Yes.
But...
Then, Flip, open!
Yes!
Oh, there's quite a lot of things.
Yes.
It goes somewhere.
The ball goes somewhere?
Yes.
Strike.
It's a bowling ball, so...
It becomes a strike.
It becomes a real bowling ball.
So...
What is it?
Is there a correct answer in this?
Please continue the magic.
Okay.
The answer is...
Ready...
Go!
Wow!
The answer is...
In the real bowling ball...
and in Kong Kong's bowling ball...
there is this ball!
It's this one.
I wrote it but I didn't know it was in it.
I didn't know it was in it either.
Let's move on to the next question.
The second question of "Magic" please.
This is a wallet.
Inside of this...
there is a 100 yen coin.
Yes.
If you do this...
it will stick together.
Why do you think it will stick together?
Oil.
Double-sided tape.
This is the answer.
It hurts!
There is a little blood on it.
It hurts!
Where? Where?
It hurts!
With this 100 yen coin...
you went shopping!
You put it in like this.
You stop here!
It hurts!
This is the next question.
What did you buy?
It hurts!
It hurts too much!
The hint is...
you bought it at a 100 yen shop...
and it has a nail on it.
That's the hint.
Alright, please write down your answer, Mr. Flip!
It's in there.
Can you get a hint from a 100-yen shop?
You know, a nail.
Yes.
Iseni! Flip! Open!
I don't know.
What is it?
It's divided into a nail and a pickaxe.
Huh?
Most of it is a pickaxe and a nail.
And beans are pulled out of a nail.
And, um...
Who is it?
Mr. Kami, you're the one who stabs people in the head.
No, it's not.
It's like this.
There's some kind of foundation.
There's a nail stuck there.
No, there's a nail stuck there.
And that Kami is stabbing it.
Oh!
Okay, who is it?
I don't know.
The correct answer is...
Me!
Yay!
Can you get a hint from a magic shop?
Okay!
Okay, what it is is...
Ta-dah!
Here!
Wow!
A pickaxe?
It was nii-nuki!
The correct answer is nii-nuki!
This is amazing.
This was in it.
Why did you say it came out?
Folding ceremony?
If you say "good", it'll bend.
Three people with the same score will play a deciding round.
The rules are...
Here's an omelet rice card and a "too bad" card.
If you choose "too bad" for only one person, you can't eat it.
So if you know "too bad", it's a good story.
So today...
Look at this.
This is "too bad".
This is omelet rice and this is "too bad".
Here we go!
OK, in the middle.
In the middle.
Ms. Ogawa and Ms. Niigaki are in the middle.
And...
OK, this way.
This way.
Ms. Makoto is in the back.
OK, Ms. Kondo, Ms. Niigaki and Ms. Ogawa.
OK, here we go.
What? I'm scared.
Here we go.
Ready...
Go!
Jump!
Yay!
Ms. Ogawa and Ms. Niigaki can eat this.
Yay!
And...
Yes?
This is a "too bad" card.
If you play this...
Yes?
"Kuurin tea".
What is this?
This is actually a penalty game.
Yay!
So, you two will enjoy "cheese and omelet rice".
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! The cheese is melting!
It looks so good.
Cheese!
I'm so excited!
Thank you for it.
How does it taste?
Mmm!
Is it good?
It's warm!
Is it hot?
It's warm!
It's made there.
The cheese is melting!
It's so good.
Corn rice!
I'm sorry for saying this but...
Go ahead.
This is what it feels like to fall from heaven to hell.
Ouch!
Is it good?
Ko-chan, is it good?
I prepared this kind of tissue paper.
This is the last magic, isn't it?
I will put it in like this.
I will put it in like this...
and if I cast "Did you do it?" spell on it...
Yes, this is the end of it.
Thank you very much!
The first place goes to...
This week's popular project, the one-character contest!
As for one-character, no one in the public debate will vote for the right.
You don't have to vote for the right!
You can say whatever you want!
It's your favorite!
Your one-character is...
Sweet!
We are...we are...we are...
T.I.R.E.S.
We are...we are...we are...
T.I.R.E.S.
Speaking of which...
As I thought...rice!
Rice! Rice! Rice!
New Year...
Ten! Nine!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Today's guest is T.I.R.E.S.!
Today...
Morning Musume.
Is doing a one-character project.
We are here to demonstrate...
A real one-character!
It's real!
If we teach you...
What will you become?
First of all...
Look at our disciples!
Look!
Yes!
Ready...
Double!
Excellent!
Wings! Wings!
It's the other way around!
So, this time, it's a one-character battle between Golgo Team and Red Team!
The two Ws will also challenge!
And for the losing team, there's a terrifying penalty game!
The first round is a one-character battle!
The theme is "all but one character"!
Using your body, you'll create characters by yourself!
The team with more correct answers within the time limit wins!
First, the Golgo Team will challenge!
Ready, start!
What's that?
Wrong!
Next, next, next!
What is it?
What's that?
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Here it is!
What's it?
Eh? Isn't it the other way around?
What!?
What is it? What is it?
What is this?
Your hand! Your hand!
Ah! Right, right!
Your hand! Your hand!
The kanji! The kanji!
Kangara!
Kanji!
No, no!
Dead!
Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong!
Correct answer!
It's dead!
What's it?
A pig's dead body!
What is it? What is it?
What is this?
Clothes? Clothes?
What is this?
Clothes? Clothes?
This one?
Is it this one?
I don't need it.
You don't need it?
I got it.
I got it. I got it.
Or...
Change! Change! Change! Change! Change!
Hurry! Hurry!
We don't have time!
Do we have to say it again?
Or...
Oh, I see!
Huh? What's that?
This is... round?
It's not round.
It's a sword!
It's not a sword!
Huh?!
Wood! Wood! Wood!
You're good! You're good!
Like this...
Huh?!
Big question! There are four correct answers!
How many did you know?
Kona and the red team will challenge!
What's this?!
One person, one word battle!
Next up is the red team's challenge!
Ready, start!
Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Come here, pumpkin!
Come here!
Oh, um...
Oh?!
That's...
Which one?
Oh!
Yes! Yes!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Like this...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Go up one more floor!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
That's it! That's it!
That's it!
What should we do? What should we do?
Like this?
Like this and...
What? What?
No? No?
No?
What's that?
I know! I know!
Calm down! Calm down!
Like this and...
And...
Like this?
And...
Like this?
Yes, yes, yes.
And...
How?
We don't need hands, do we?
Like this!
Like this and...
Ah, I see!
Like this and...
Like this and like this?
I can't write it!
You can do it!
Like this and like this?
Wait!
Say something!
Like a baker's blade!
Like a slicer.
In that case,
Gorgo's team wins!
Normally the last...
So the winner is Gorgo's team!
Yay!
I'm happy!
There were quite a few people who wanted it.
Who was it?
You did it like this, didn't you?
Your hand!
You did it with your hand, didn't you?
You did it like this, didn't you?
In the case of your hand, you should do it like this first!
Right?
Do it and...
It's difficult!
That's right!
"No" is "no"!
But you know what "no" is, right?
"No" is difficult, right?
"No" is...
"No" is... I've done it before.
Like this?
That's right.
That's difficult.
That's it.
"No" is like that.
"No" is... I've done all of "I.U.A."
I've done all of "I.U.A."
The second round is a one-word battle!
Use several people's strength to combine and create a word.
The person who answers only by looking at the video from above will win.
All words will be illustrated.
Hiragana, Katakana, Kanji...
You can use any word to express it.
This time, the red team will go first.
Got it!
Who will be the person who answers?
Let's go for it, Yoshizawa!
I'll do it!
Like a teacher!
When I say "one," say, "Ready, Dominica!"
Standby, please!
When I say "one," say, "Ready, Dominica!"
Mako will say "ass."
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
It's okay!
Start!
First, "car"!
That's it!
That's good!
Breathe! Breathe!
What?
Wait, Xinyu, Xinyu!
Xinyu, Xinyu!
What!?
Just now!
Xinyu!?
TV! TV! TV!
That's...
No!
V! V!
T-TV!
Who is it?
Towa! Towa!
It's one Towa!
I don't know!
Towa! Toro!
- That's not it. - Right.
It's not Towa, it's T.I.M.!
T...T...TRACKER!
T...
What's with that first one?!
"ku" "ku" "ku" "shikura"
"kochi kochi kochi" "kochi kochi kochi"
"jyu" "kyu" "tachi" "yuna" "rasu" "ikai" "ikai"
"pasasi" "tachi" "kshurshina"
Okay, I'm finished.
"tomas" "shikuha" are "kodan" "tamono".
However, "nanamo" is correct.
And then, "olive" team's challenge.
Their responses are "go up".
"umakoto" is "mukou" is going "madeiku" is...
"hensachi" is "sachi" is two.
"hensachi" is two.
Now, let's have our answerer, Ogawa Makoto-san, please!
"hensachi" is two!
Shall we begin?
"caruan"?
What's that?
Monkey! Monkey!
Fish!
Potato! Potato! Potato!
Next!
Make a face too!
Turtle! Turtle!
Even kanji! Even kanji!
One is ten! One is ten! One is ten! One is ten!
Rice! Rice!
Egg! Egg! Egg!
What? What?
Egg! Egg! Step on it!
I can't do it yet! Not yet!
What? What?
What? What? Wait! What are you doing?
Why are you overdoing it? Why are you overdoing it?
Um...
Bowl! Bowl!
Over there! Over there!
Ok! Ok! Ok!
Tree! Tree!
Tree!
Sacrifice!
Tree!
What is this? What is this?
Tree!
Hey! Hey! Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
What is this? What is this?
Tree!
Which one? Which one?
I don't know! I don't know!
Go, go, go, go!
Eri! Eri! Eri!
No, no!
Eric! Eric!
No, no!
Eri!
No, no!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
All right!
What is this!?
Eri!
Zombie!
Eric!
Kirin! Kirin! Kirin!
Right!
Yes!
Soba! Soba!
Soba! Soba! Soba!
So! Sonpa!
Soba! Soba!
Go! Go!
So! Soba!
Yes!
No, no, no!
No!
No, no!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
What is this?!
We won!
With the second round over, both teams are tied with one win each!
With that said, we'll use T.I.M.'s original one- character rock-paper-scissors to decide who wins!
The scary penalty game that the losing team will experience is this static electricity generating machine!
So, please be wary of it!
After this, we'll have Harumori and Hagumi's electric shock experiment!
Akemusume is going to be huge!
With that said, one-character rock-paper-scissors tournament!
Which team will play the penalty game?!
If it's "pa", it's "pa".
If it's "gu", it's "gu".
If it's "choku", it's "choku".
Here we go! Please start!
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
It's coming! It's coming!
If you talk, it's worse!
Your collar is in danger!
Be quiet!
I just...
Here we go! Here we go with the penalty game!
Three, two, one...
Please start!
One, two...
It's coming!
I want to see you as soon as possible on nights I want to see you
Sore ga one to iu mono da to shita no yo I found out that it was a woman
My true feelings are jelous and I can tell you
I noticed it was getting hot
If you make me touch you, I won't give you up
Words that confuse me, eyes that confuse me I'm confused by words, confused by words
Akai no momiji ni taku iro e deyakara kagayaki de iu wa
Itsumademo anata dake wa iroshii anata no tame ni
akairai momiji mitaku hirahira marua kono buteide yeah
kono yoru wa anata sidai iroshii anata ga kimete
itsumademo anata dake wa iroshii anata no tame ni
yeah
After this, the couple went back to Hong Kong
With that said, the event-filled fan club tour is coming to an end!
This year, the members will make a big impact on the streets of Hong Kong!
We'll show you a lot of that as well!
More details on the next episode!
That's not all! W has entered the behind-the- scenes!
That's right!
Don't miss the next episode of "Never Mind"!
Yay! Wait for me!
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