AISubs v3.5
Today's haremori is...
That popular show is back!
It was a huge success with "Bakushou Utagassen"!
And in "Magic Restaurant"...
The morning girls will challenge Fujii Akira's "Kyonroku Magic"!
Now, Aya Aya will beat up Ibuki and the others!
"Moritaku-san's One Hour" is coming up soon!
"Haremori Utagassen"!
Haremori Utagassen
Now, let's welcome today's special guest!
"Haremori Utagassen" legendary duo is back!
It's Ayaya and Mitty's "Hawaiian Girls"!
Hello!
When it comes to autumn, it's definitely "Jinguya"!
That's right, I go there a lot too!
But I always get lost!
Should I make it sweet or sour?
That's not "jinguya", it's "dango"!
But Ayaya loves cold, white peaches!
What?
Thank you for coming!
Today's guest is Maeda Kei-san!
Thank you!
Nice to meet you!
So, today's guest is Maeda Kei-san, famous for Ayaya's impersonations!
This time, she'll be playing a game with Maeda- san, who's bad at girls' stuff!
How is it playing "Hawaiian Girls"?
It's fun!
I've never had a partner in a pin game before, so it's my first time having a partner!
Should we do a rental?
Sure, let's do a movie sometime!
So, Maeda-san, you'll be playing a game with Fujimoto-kun!
Thank you!
Let's go!
The first round is...
Last Phrase, Sing It!
The popular segment is back!
Who's going to be the host of the penalty game?
Last Phrase, Sing It!
Each team will sing karaoke in a relay format.
The lyrics displayed below the screen can be taken as one phrase, and one person can sing up to three phrases.
Of course, there is also a one-phrase or two- phrase exchange.
The team that sings the last phrase will lose.
Now, who will sing the last phrase?
The song that will play now is a relay.
In total, it will end with 37 phrases.
Everyone, please calculate and sing along with us.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Music, start!
Parapara parapara parapara pappa
Dad, Mom, thank you
I've found someone important
Parapara parappa pappa
Parappa parappa parappa pappa
Smile, smile, smile
No matter what smile you show me
It seems like you can read my mind
Adults can't hide their bad smiles
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I love you
Parapara parappa parappa parappa
I ask you what you want to do, but you're surprised when I let you go.
When you start doing things you don't know about, you make a worried face.
Ah, we're still in the middle of our dream. Everyone, everyone, that's right.
No more excuses. Goodbye, bye. There's a chance out there.
Once in a lifetime, learn as much as you can.
Spread your wings of dream. Break through yourself.
You're the only one I love. I won't let anyone get in my way.
Come, embrace me. You're the only one for me.
But where did you go?!
If you're going to cry, then cry. All love is soap bubbles.
Don't love for love's sake.
All love is soap bubbles.
Japan's future is wow wow wow wow.
The world is jealous yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Isn't it cool? Wow wow wow wow.
Dance, dancing all of the night.
Morning girls are also wow wow wow wow.
Me too, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Girls are also wow wow wow wow.
Dance, dancing all of the night.
It's soulful.
Team Yoshizawa wins!
How did you like the first round, Maeda-san?
Yes, yes. Just singing a song with everyone made me...
happy.
Today as well, in "Sugode Magic",
Morning Musume challenges
"Gyoretsu Gourmet Soudatsu Magic Restaurant"!
Welcome to "Gyoretsu Gourmet Soudatsu Magic Restaurant"!
I'm your manager, Pescatore Ishikawa!
Today as well, we've brought you "gyoretsu gourmet" that you want to eat in line.
It's delicious, but we haven't eaten it yet.
We haven't eaten it yet, but...
Then, let's have today's special magician appear!
Fujii Akira-san!
Thank you for having me!
I usually put out a mouthful of trumpets, but...
I thought you might be tired of it by now.
So I brought you a new catcher.
Look closely at my ears.
Look! They've gotten bigger!
I've seen that before!
Now, let's go to the next one.
This is a fork, right?
It's a pretty hard fork.
When you're stroking the fork like this...
Have you ever seen it bend like this?
Have you?
I'm going to try it out today.
I've never done it before, but I'm going to try it out.
Ah, it stretched!
I've seen that before!
This is useful when you have a sore back.
Now, let's do it a little more seriously.
Trumpets, right?
There are different kinds of cards.
Please pick one you like.
Ah, before that, please wait a moment.
It's not enough.
Wow!
Ah, sorry.
It's still there.
Is it still there?
I think it's all set now, so you can take it from wherever you like, but this area is sticking out of your mouth.
It's sticking out of my mouth...
Are you going to go from there?
Yes.
With this...
Yes, please take it.
Yes.
Can I look at it?
Yes, it's not a procedure to guess, so can you turn it around?
Yes.
Can you draw a mouse on the open part of it?
Mouse?!
Can you do that, Mickey?
Can you draw it on my Picasso?
Eh, is it Picasso?
Yes, um...
Can you draw a mouse?
Ah, it's a fox, isn't it?
It's a fox, isn't it?
It totally looks like a fox.
It's a cat, isn't it?
Yes.
It's a cat, isn't it?
Mickey, what is it?
It's a mouse...
He drew a mouse.
He drew a mouse for you.
Yes, it's a mouse.
Yes, he drew it for you.
You put it like this in the middle.
You put it in like this and...
You mix it up.
Right? You mix it up like this.
Like this, I guess?
So, today...
In order to find this mouse...
I brought an amazing tool with me.
Ah, it's a mouse trap!
Wow!
Wow, that's amazing!
If you snap it...
Will you be able to find it?
If you do it like this...
The mouse will come and...
Bang!
You'll be able to catch it.
Wow!
Snapping it is scary.
Let's go!
It's scary!
Ouch!
I was surprised!
Is it a rat?
I wanted to do this.
Look at this.
It's a rat.
Thank you very much!
Now, Fujii and Akira will answer the questions asked by "Magic".
Only two people with good grades will enjoy the food in line.
Now, let's introduce the food in line!
Food in line.
Healthy sweets in Hong Kong.
Tokyo and Aoyama.
In the corner of this city where popular shops line up, there is a shop where women can stand in line for a long time.
The number one popular dessert restaurant and the first shop in Japan to land in Tokyo,
this shop serves natural ingredients such as porridge and popular mango pudding.
Among them, we would like you to enjoy mango and fruit tofu flowers, which are recommended for this season.
Tofu flowers are made from ingredients such as soybeans and are all homemade.
They are fluffy and soft and taste smooth.
On top of that, mango, watermelon and melon and other seasonal fruits of various colors are topped abundantly.
To finish it off, we add dried ice and a refreshing dessert is completed.
The combination of flavorful tofu flowers and fresh fruits is excellent.
Today, we would like you to enjoy this dessert for two people only.
I've seen it before, but it's so long in line that I didn't have the courage to go in.
I've had mango pudding before, but I wanted to tell you how delicious it is...
No, it's fine!
It's fine if you eat it!
Hurry up and eat it!
Thank you for the food.
It looks delicious.
It's nice.
Wow, does everyone like tofu?
Yes!
Well...
It's delicious!
Everyone, in order for you to eat it, please do your best, okay?
Yes!
Then, we will start the magic quiz right away!
Fujii-san, please!
Yes!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Usually, there's a lot of magic you do at the table like this, but...
I'm going to do my best and show you some big magic.
I'm going to use this as a quiz.
Okay, here we go!
Please look closely at my face!
Here we go!
So, like this...
If I hide again after this, something terrible will happen!
What?!
That can't be!
Fujii will hide again in his clothes, but this time it will be something more amazing!
When he takes off his clothes, what will happen to Fujii?!
Please answer the question, Filippo!
What will happen?!
Are you thinking about it?
No, I'm thinking about it as a whole.
As a whole?
What is it?!
This is difficult!
I don't know!
Okay, did you answer it?
Isemi!
Flip!
Open!
I don't know...
Oh!
Wait a minute, you're posing!
Yes, I'm losing my hair.
Is it your neck on the left and right?
My neck went around for a moment...
My body is in front of me, but my head is behind me...
Yes...
I don't know!
Is there really an answer in here?!
Fujii!
Please continue the magic!
Okay!
Here I go!
I'll do the BGM myself!
Yes!
My pants...
The answer is...
You'll lose your upper body!
What is that?!
What is it?!
Isn't it close?!
I'll judge it with someone close.
Second place, Tanaka Ogawa.
Really?!
Yay!
I'll lose my head.
It's the closest in terms of parts, right?
Yes.
Let's go to the next one.
Sho Fujii-san, please show us your magic.
Okay.
I brought something like this.
A Polaroid camera.
It's a Polaroid camera.
Ms. Yoshida, can I take a picture with you?
Yes, please.
Here I go.
Please wait a moment.
Your pose is...
It's perfect.
Here I go.
Amazing.
And...
Yes?
Can you sign on the white part?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Oh, it's perfect. Thank you very much.
And this is...
There's nothing weird coming out of it, is there?
No, no, no.
Um, I'll take good care of it.
Does that mean you won't use it?
Well, it doesn't matter right now, does it?
It doesn't matter!
Now, um...
Is that all you wanted to say?
I'll explain it.
Was that all you wanted to say?
There are various cards in Trump, but...
Yes, yes.
Please say "stop" and "big voice" wherever you like.
Here we go.
Stop!
If you can, say it while you're at it.
That's fast!
Oh, it's fast.
I'll say it a little faster.
Yes.
Stop!
I haven't done it yet.
Thank you very much.
Stop!
Is that all you wanted to say?
Yes.
If you can, say it while you're at it.
That's fine.
Is that all you wanted to say?
Then, um...
Everyone, look at it and memorize it.
Oh, that's great.
That's nice.
Yes.
Is that all you wanted to say?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, I'll fix it.
Can you move it a little to the center?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, um...
Put this inside and mix it up a little.
Yes.
Of course, you can't do it like this, but if you ring your finger...
It comes up.
Why?
You put it in the middle of it, didn't you?
Can you do it again?
I'll do it again.
So you put this card in the middle of it.
If you ring your finger, it comes up like this.
Why?
But all of them are Nana's...
Ah, but Nana...
Uh, that's not the case, right?
No, it's not.
Yes, it's fine.
Then, I'll do it again.
Shall we see it again?
Here we go. In the middle.
If you look closely, it's in the middle.
This is definitely a 7 of hearts.
It's definitely a 7 of hearts.
I'll put it in here.
Excuse me.
Those of you who have your hands up...
Can you gently push it in with your fingers?
Huh?
Why?!
Now, we will stop here!
Why?! Why?! Why?!
I'm scared!
I totally thought you failed just now!
From now on, the lady will erase the trump card you just chose.
Where will that trump card go?
Now, please write down your answer on the flip board!
Well, among the things that are said, there is no such thing as a dressing room or something like that, right?
Well, for now, the three of you have taken one step at a time, right?
It's not over yet!
Yes! Yes!
Okay!
Are you ready?!
Yes! Yes!
One, two, three, flip! Open!
This is a picture?!
Ah!
In it!
It's cute!
It's in Mayushii's pocket!
It's a grandchild! Shizawa-san is eating it!
She's eating it!
I see!
Now, is there a correct answer in this?!
Well then, Fujii-san, please continue with your magic!
Yes! I understand!
It's amazing!
I'll do it!
I'll put this card like this and turn it like this.
This goes up, right?
So, if you ring your finger, it will come out from above, right?
And furthermore, if you do this card around here like this, it will disappear.
It won't, right?
Why?!
Where is it?!
Put it in your hand!
It's completely gone.
It's gone?!
Actually, this is...
What?!
It's not in here, right?
It's not?!
It's not.
What?!
It's not under the camera or anything like that.
It's not there?!
Actually, I don't have it in my hand, right?
It's in my pocket, right?
It's like this, right?
It's in my pocket, right?!
Ah, it's tea!
It's tea!
Ah, it's tea! It's tea!
Ah, I'm thirsty.
Yes, it's actually here!
It says "Nana" here.
Can you see "Nana" clearly?
Yes, it's "Nana"!
So, the correct answer is "inside the photo"!
The one who won is...
Konkon, Miki...
Mamega!
Sunnyga!
Which means...
Niigaki-sama has 2 points, so...
Yes!
You're out of 1!
Thank you!
With the remaining 1 person left,
the 4 people who answer 1 question correctly will receive a kiss of fate!
Then, let's say it together!
1, 2, 3!
Ah!
Hey!
You're out of 1!
In any case, Niigaki-sama and Tanaka-sama...
will enjoy the food in line.
I wanted to eat it!
I'm sorry!
The taste is good, too, but the direction is good.
I thought you wouldn't get it!
Ah, it's delicious!
I like the taste of tofu.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Tell me how it's delicious.
Don't you know what "delicious" means?
Fruits and...
Tofu!
Is it tofu?
I like the taste of tofu.
In any case, it's delicious.
In one word, it's delicious.
Yes, I know that, but...
It's delicious, isn't it?
Please eat it!
It's a shame we couldn't eat it, but...
Everyone...
But we saw Setsuna, right?
Um, excuse me.
Do you have anything to throw away?
If you don't, I'll just take it home.
That's too bad!
Well, yes.
I've been planning it since the game started.
The apprentice angel and devil battle!
And finally, Mr. Utagashi enters the second half!
[Utagashi]
Hiromi?
My love!
Hurry up and come out!
Ah! He's here! He's here!
I'm Joe!
I'm Joe Hiromi!
So cool!
I'm not suspicious at all!
Okay, there's no one here.
Excuse me...
I'm not suspicious at all!
Okay, there's no one here.
Wait!
Give me back!
Where did he go?
Over there!
Over there?
Over there!
Over there?
Over there!
Where?
Where did he go?
Over there!
Where?
Over there!
Thank you!
Wait!
Hiromi, you're so cool!
Come with me!
Hiromi!
Over there!
Is it over there?
Go! Go! Hiromi!
Let's go! Hiromi!
Go! Go! Hiromi!
Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Alright! We'll do image training in the park again today!
Yes! Senpai, please untie me!
No, Okada, you can stay like that.
Huh? I can't practice receiving like this!
I sealed Okada's receive.
Shock...
Chance!
Senpai, I'll do the receive!
Oh! Miyoshi, you can do it!
So that I don't lose to Yui-chan...
I want to do it like this!
Oh! As I thought, you don't have to do it!
I want to do it!
Don't do it!
Do it!
Do it with all your might!
Do it like "kyuu"!
Wait, wait!
That's not right!
You can't make me do it!
You taught me that in the school of angels, didn't you?
I'm sorry!
It's the first time I've come down to earth, so I got confused.
It's okay!
Everyone is like that at first!
Now, do it again!
Yes!
You can't do it!
You can't do the receive!
You can't do it!
Yes, yes! That's fine!
Yes!
Senpai, as I thought, I'll do it!
Oh! That's fine!
Tell me I'm cute!
Tell me!
That's not right!
Do the receive!
Say "kyun"!
Yes, understood!
Do the receive! Kyun!
You're a devil, aren't you?
Say it more fearfully!
Yes!
Do the receive!
Do it! Do it!
That's good!
You can still do it!
Senpai! I'm going to do it!
No! Stop it!
Stop it!
You have eyebrows, don't you?
It's annoying to shave eyebrows!
You can't shave!
You can't! You definitely can't!
Wait a minute!
You have a different partner!
You're going to do it to that person!
That's right!
It's okay! Everyone is like that at first!
Now, do it again!
Yes!
Stop it! Stop the receive!
Stop it!
That's right! That's fine!
Now, let's go back to heaven!
Yes!
Senpai, I'm going to quit!
Oh, that's good!
Well then, let's continue training!
Yes!
Hmm?
She's not here!
You're a devil, aren't you?!
Make it look even scarier!
Don't laugh like that!
Try it!
Make it look even scarier!
Your face too!
Don't laugh like that!
Try it!
Good!
Make it look even scarier!
You're cute today too!
Devil-chan-py!
Good!
Make it look even scarier!
No!
I can't do this anymore!
I'm going home!
Can't you become a devil?
Your home is hell!
Huh?
Harmony Intro Quiz!
Listen to the intro and guess the title of the song in the game.
The person who gets the microphone first has a right to answer.
If you can sing according to the theme that is given after the answer, you win!
The team that loses in total points will receive the strongest penalty game in harmony history!
Koharu, are you confident in your intro quiz?
I'm not confident!
What?
You're not confident?
I'll do my best!
Then we'll start right away!
Listen carefully!
Harmony! Intro! Don!
Isn't it that?
I don't know at all!
What do you mean "don"?
Is it "sakurazaka"?
The song is...
While doing a sexy pose!
Let's sing!
As an organ, "sakurazaka"!
Here we go!
I can't do it!
Then let's go more and more!
Harmony Intro Don!
"Chu! Summer Party"?
I will announce the topic of the day.
Ishikawa-san, Maeda-san and you three!
Maeda-san, is that okay?
Next, please!
Chu! Chu! Chu! Chu! Summer Party!
Chu! Chu! I'm looking forward to it!
Early in the morning, we go out in a group
To the blue sea, yes, my love!
Get on the train and go home!
Did my dancing have any meaning?
It did! It did! It did! It did!
Then let's go more and more! Harmony Intro Don!
Yoshi, please answer!
"Only one flower in the world"?
Yoshi, please answer!
"Only one flower in the world"?
I will announce the topic of the day!
Here it is!
"Fear of something"!
Then, while fearing Yoshi's fear of something,
Only one flower in the world
Here you go!
You don't have to be number one.
You are already special, only one.
Thank you very much!
Now, it's Don's turn!
Harmony intro, Don!
I brought it with me, but...
Miki-chan's Boogie Train...
Zero Three?
What? No, no, no!
Then...
Boogie Train All Three!
Now, I'd like to announce Miki-chan's topic.
Here you go!
You don't have to be number one, right?
With Miki-chan's boring expression...
Boogie Train All Three!
Here you go!
Thank you!
This is the last question.
So, this is the last question.
Does it mean we have only one song left?
That's right.
It's a tie.
Let's go even if we don't know the song.
The next song is "Chiroo".
Let's go!
Okay!
So, the intro of the harmony!
I know! I know!
I know!
I only know "juice" though...
"Sharan Q's "Zurui Onna" (cheap woman)
I'd like to announce the song with Ms. Maeda.
Here you go!
Can you do it, Ms. Tsunku?
Okay!
Since you're here, let's do it together!
Let's do it together!
Ms. Tsunku will imitate "Zurui Onna".
Here you go!
I know! I know!
I know!
I only know "juice" though...
"Sharan Q's "Zurui Onna" (cheap woman)
Ms. Tsunku will imitate "Zurui Onna".
Here you go!
I know!
I only know "juice" though...
The winner of "intro quiz" is Fujimoto team!
It was fun, wasn't it?
Then, the loser, Yoshizawa team will receive this. Here you go!
This is called "hippo juice".
It contains more than 190 types of nutrients. It's a miracle fruit.
Can you teach me how to drink it in a fun way?
Then, I'll drink it as I always do.
Oh my god!
Isuka-san, you're amazing!
I'm so embarrassed!
Everyone, you can get married with this.
Maeda-san, how was it today?
It was fun! It was awesome! Please invite me again!
Of course!
Then, that's all for today's "harmony" song battle!
Bye bye!
Why do you always keep smiling like that?
What do you enjoy?
Being next to you, Nakazawa-san.
I'm happy, but...
Could you come closer?
I thought you'd be lonely, but I'm here for you, Nakazawa-san.
Thank you.
What does my neighbor look like?
Good afternoon.
I'm Eric Kamezawa, who's tired from work and is lazy.
You're lazy.
Thank you for having me.
Today, I'm here for you.
I'm curious.
I'm here for you.
You're bigger.
Ta-da!
It will be released this Thursday, April 22nd.
BERRYS Kobo Live Tour 2005
It's my first time watching a full MV.
I want to see it!
What is it like?
It's a full MV.
The song and the dance are very dynamic.
But I'm the cutest, so I'm relieved.
Did you like it?
Yes.
Please say it!
I don't want you to say it!
BERRYS Kobo Live Tour 2005
It will be released this Wednesday, September 21st.
"Natsuura-ya's new single "Kijiri wa Anata Desu"
It's a mature song about love for someone you love.
Thank you for it!
It's the best treasured product!
Yes!
You're here for me, right?
That's right!
Everyone!
Today!
This way!
Hello!
Yuka, you were sitting there!
I'm sorry!
You've been waiting!
Hello!
I've been waiting for you!
I'm sorry!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
As long as you're here, I want you to promote this song.
This song is a commercial song.
I've been by your side too much.
You've always been by my side.
I've been grateful for you.
For example, if you were Nakata-san, would you be "hanakuso-chan"?
I'm "hanatarou-chan".
Why are you saying that?
"hanatarou-chan" is a song that makes you think again.
Since Aie-san came all the way here...
Yes, she did.
Would you like to have a competition with Aie-san and Nakata-san?
Yes!
Deliver it to Aie-san's heart!
Okay, I'll stand by.
This time, there's a scene where Aie-san screams "Aaah!" in a commercial.
Yes, yes.
Can you do that for us?
Really?
Yes.
We'll add a CD to whoever has a higher volume than Aie-san.
Really?
Yes.
Can you scream "Aaah!" while talking about your daily life?
First of all, I'll do it as an example.
Okay.
If you'll excuse me.
I'm not a comedian!
There are 73 of them!
I know what you mean.
Next, Michishige-san, please.
Go ahead.
Am I cuter than Aie-san?
Please!
There are only two of them!
There are 75 of them!
Yes!
That's amazing.
To see Aie-san in front of you is amazing.
Next, Nakazawa-san, please.
There are a lot of "uppun"s, right?
Go ahead.
I really want to get married!
Please!
There are 100 of them!
There must be 100 of them!
Let's have her do it for real.
Please!
Can I do it?
Go ahead!
I won't lose to you, Michishige-chan!
I won't lose to you!
Yes, that's right.
There was no one better than Fatshiro-san.
What a shame.
I'm sorry for giving you a present.
It's okay. I know you're cute.
What are you talking about?
Don't talk like that in between.
Please buy it.
Here you go.
Thank you.
That's right.
Today, I'd like to dance with Aya.
Why?
Music, start!
♪ Are you sexy or cute?
♪ Which one do you like?
I'm sorry. I couldn't keep up with you.
I'm sorry!
Did you have fun?
What did you think of the dance?
What did I think?
Should I say it?
I don't think it was a one-man show.
The best-selling product on the market is...
Not yet!
I don't think there's anything better than Fatshiro-san.
I don't think there is.
There is!
Here it is!
It was released yesterday, September 17th.
It's Kamei Yeri's second photo book, "Daisy".
This song is...
Where are you going?
Um...
She said "song" not "photo book".
♪ If you're a girl, you can think of anyone.
Don't spit it out!
Come back!
Are you busy, Matsuriya-san?
Let me see.
Can you do this?
When you take a picture, you always do this.
Do this. Do that.
I can't do it.
Can you do a pose you recommend?
I like it!
Um...
Holding an umbrella like this...
Or a kick...
Or looking back like this...
I'm doing "yay"!
Isn't it cute?!
It's crazy!
It's crazy.
It's crazy!
It's really crazy!
Do something like that!
Okay!
The rumored commercial song!
And "Morning Musume."
Both of them are great!
♪ When I woke up, you were there.
For as long as my love won't wither, I'll hold you tight and sing for you.
In the middle of happiness, it's too natural,
I might be waiting for luxury little by little.
I miss you.
I took a big picture of you.
You hugged me with a quiet voice.
You told me not to show me your smiling face.
You saved me many times without saying a word.
When I realized it, I was always drawn to hot love.
The color of love touches my tears.
When I realized it, you were by my side.
As long as I can't wither away, I'll be able to hold you in my arms.
Idols are...
Cute!
Sexy!
Next episode...
We'll finally be able to meet our fans and guests!
I want to go home!
With these crazy dreams, we'll have an idol battle!
Sing and dance and dodgeball!
An exciting game will appear!
I'm really scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
And the most popular song, "Magic Retro"!
Look forward to it!
Answer the quiz and get prizes!
From the Japan Decord Association...
You can exchange music and video software...
For the show's original music gift card!
And from Dyna Connective...
You can enjoy high-quality video and sound quality...
With easy operation!
We'll give you a DVD player!
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For 15 minutes after the show!
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