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Today's program is "Look closely! Observatory battle"!
In this program, we have Tsuji-chan and Kago-chan!
And finally, "Morning Musume"'s new member, Koharu Kusuri, will sing a song for all six of you!
It's a new song, "Colorful Self-Defense Force", studio live!
"Look closely! Observatory battle"!
Today, we're going to see things with our eyes and observe them with our ears!
Are you confident?
Of course!
Let me introduce the teams!
First up is Takahashi Konno Michishige's healing team!
Ogawa Nigaki Kamei's comedy team!
Last up is Fujimoto Tanaka Yoshizawa's karuyan team!
Why?!
It's healing in a way!
It's not karuyan, it's healing in a way!
It's really healing!
It's not karuyan, it's becoming honyan!
It contains both good and bad!
It's healing in a way!
They'll compete for the power to distinguish what's far away!
"Colorful Self-Defense Force Battle"!
Previously, they played a sample shopping game, but they were too nervous and fell down!
Asami-chan fell down!
Why?!
I can't do it anymore!
Are you OK today?
By the way, everyone!
Have you forgotten something?
Koharu-san!
Yes, Koharu-chan is not here!
That's right!
The first question is from the new member, Kusumi Koharu-chan!
Then, Koharu-chan, please answer!
Well, it's her second time here, but...
Yes! Are you nervous?
I am nervous.
- Are you nervous? - Yes.
- Please do your best. - Yes!
Well, Koharu-chan will be joined by a team that correctly answers the questions we will ask you.
By the way, Koharu-chan...
Which team do you want to join?
- Of course, Owara. - Owara, right?
- Yoshizawa-san's team.
- Eh?! - Eh?!
- I'll share that blood with you! - Stop it!
- Stop it!
- Everyone, please look at this! - Yes!
- Now, in these six drawings, there is only one of Koharu-chan's drawing!
- Everyone, please find out which one is Koharu - chan's drawing!
- By the way, the remaining five drawings are drawn by everyone's seniors!
- Everyone from "Mod Morning Musume" wants to draw!
- She drew what she wants for her birthday!
- One of these is for the new member, Sumi Koharu!
- If you've been together since you were born, you should be able to tell which one is her drawing!
- If you have a question for Koharu-chan...
- Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Erm... do you like food?
- I like it! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - What colour do you like?
- I like pink very much! - You like pink! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Are you good at drawing?
- Drawing? - Drawing... - Wow! - Oh! - Wow! - Eh? - Eh? - Eh? - Eh? - What do you do for living?
- I'm not good at it! - I'm not good at it! - I didn't say it for healing purposes... - No! - No! - Erm, do you like drawing animals? - I like it!
- You like them all! - You like them all! - You like them all!
- You're making me nervous, because you think you can answer everything! - Yes, next question!
Which one did you draw?
[What did I draw?]
Koharu! Koharu!
It's Hanzo! Hanzo!
It's Koharu!
Then, Koharu-chan, how many drawings did you draw?
Please draw them on the flip board.
[Koharu's drawing]
I see.
OK! OK! OK!
Then, please show us all of them on the flip board!
Here you go!
[Koharu's drawing]
The healing team has four drawings!
And the comedy team also has four drawings!
And the karyan team has five drawings!
Five drawings!
It looks like you're going to draw an image-like picture.
And the drawing-drawing team is...
Isn't number four good at drawing?
Hmm...
It looks like Nono's heart.
Don't you draw Nono's heart like that?
It's not like that!
Then, which one was the correct answer?
Drum roll, start!
[Koharu's drawing]
Then, Koharu-chan, please show us your drawing!
OK!
[Koharu's drawing]
A new member, Koharu Kusumi, and a former Morning Musume member drew for us!
Now, what do you think is the drawing of Koharu Kusumi, a 13-year-old girl?
So, which one was the correct answer?
Drum roll, start!
So, Koharu-chan, please show us your drawing!
OK!
This is it!
So, the correct answer is...
number four!
So, the correct answer is number four!
The thing she wants for her birthday is a big teddy bear.
By the way, here are the other drawings.
Everyone has their own thing they want for their birthday.
The sixth drawing by Natchi is...
Congratulations, this is the best present ever!
Now, Yosuke's team!
Team Koharu and Team Nishikawa got it right!
So, let's ask the new member, Koharu Kusumi, which team she wants to join!
- Now, I'm curious! - Which one? This one or that one?
- Of course, this one! - Oh!
- Then... - Come in!
- We chose this team, but we want to join that team, so... - Yes.
- It's fine! Um... Koharu-chan, say whatever you like!
- Eh? Doesn't this make no sense? - That's right!
- Doesn't this make no sense, Ishikawa-san?!
- Even though we won! - Because we chose two teams, you know?
- Isn't this one of the three teams? - Yes, which one of the three teams?
- Choose whichever you like! - This one!
- Whichever you like! - Yoshizawa-san's team!
- Yay! - Yay!
- It doesn't make any sense! - Because we have Fujimoto-san, who we admire!
- Yes! - Yes!
- So, Koharu-chan, you didn't get it right!
- But you'll be joining the Korean team! - Yay!
- Yay!
- Take a good look! Which one is a fake?!
- Yay! - Yay!
- The Korean team is scary!
- It's scary! - Koharu's team is the scariest!
- Koharu-chan is going to get caught! - It's not fair!
- Joining that team is a mistake!
- It's a mistake! - It's a mistake!
- Is it okay?! - It's a mistake!
- Um... please do it in the dressing room! - I'm sorry!
The second question is from TV Tokyo's popular show,
TV champion Jumpei Okawa, who has won the TV champion title of "fake" in a competition.
Mr. Okawa, who processes "fake" in his work,
made something that doesn't look like a fake at first glance!
Among the things that appear from this curtain, only one of them is a fake.
Everyone, please find out which one is a fake, okay?
Okay!
Here is the question!
In the next French bread, there is only one fake.
Here we go!
Take a good look and find out which one is a fake!
Oh, come on!
There are a lot of fake ones.
There are even 10 of them!
What? You found out?
Okay, everyone, did you find out?
I didn't know.
You didn't know?
I want to see it again!
You want to see it again?
I want to see it again!
Okay!
I want to see it again!
Then, let me show you one more time!
Okay!
Take a good look and find out which one is a fake!
Can we get closer?
No, we can't.
I want to get closer.
There is only one fake in here!
Okay, everyone, please find out which one is a fake!
Here we go!
This is difficult.
I still don't know everything.
Let me show you one more time!
In here, there is only one fake French bread made of styrofoam.
Okay, everyone in front of the TV, do you know which one is a fake?
Let's show us the answers at once!
- Ta-dah! - They're all different.
They're all different. First up is the Takashi team.
- Yes. - Number one is...
- I thought it'd be number four with a different color,
but I think it might be number one here.
- I see. - Yes.
- It was kind of shiny. - It looked like a fake.
- Yes. - Yes.
- The comedy team is... - Yes, that's right.
- Number seven. - It's number seven.
- Number seven. - The moment I opened it,
I could only see number seven.
- It's not that the color is bad... - It's not that the color is bad...
- It's like it's not alive.
- Next up is the Korean team.
- Number four. - Number four.
- It was really shiny.
- Yes. - It was really shiny.
- It was like bread. - It was like bread.
- It's like... - It's like...
- It's handmade. - Yes, yes.
- It's shiny. - I see.
- It's like, "Is it really that pretty?" - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's like that, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- I see. - Yes, yes, yes.
What color was the fake?
- Here's the correct answer! - Yes!
Huh? Which one?
- Which one is it? - Which one is it?
- But number four is kind of...
The correct answer is...
Number seven!
That's right! It's the comedy team's correct answer!
That's amazing!
Hey, Kisumi-chan, which one is it now?
Which one is it now?
It's no good! It's no good!
Now, did you all understand?
The burnt condition of the bread is just like the real thing!
This work that we have specially made this time is called "stirol molding".
Take a good look! What is this?!
It's no good! It's no good!
Here's the next question.
You will answer which shape of shadows that you can make by shining light on something that will appear in a moment.
This question is quick and easy.
You can only see the shape of the object for a moment, so be careful!
First of all, please look at what it is as it is.
Take a good look!
What is this?!
What?
If this hits the light, what will it be?
Will it be some kind of shape?
That's right!
You just need to know more and more!
Elephant!
Garden!
Seed!
One, two...
Dog!
Butterfly!
It's not that easy!
One more time!
Hokkaido!
If you shine a light on this...
Bike!
Then...
Next, we will actually shine a light and rotate it.
Now, it's quick and easy!
Take a good look!
What is this?!
What?
If you know it, please tell us!
What is this?!
Tidal!
Horse!
Drum!
Head! Horse!
Horse!
Mickey Mouse?
No, it's not.
What?
Horse riding people.
No, it's not.
Bremen!
No, it's not.
It's like girls and boys are like this.
A doll looking up!
No, it's not.
Balloon!
A girl holding a balloon.
How is it?
It happens in an instant.
Now, please look at the correct answer.
When this object hits the light from a certain direction...
It becomes a girl!
This object, which is carefully calculated and piled up,
is a work of art called "hidden shadow".
Wow!
It's cute!
So, the correct answer is...
The long-legged team!
Yay!
So far,
the healing team has 2 points,
the laughing team has 2 points,
and the career team has 0 points.
Yay!
From now on...
Look carefully!
Which one is that girl?
Wow!
Yes!
First of all, let's have these people appear!
Yes!
Here you go!
Oh, cute!
Cute!
Now!
Hurry up!
Sushi-chan, come out!
Non-san!
All right!
Stop leading me!
If you don't get this right, you won't get any points.
So, please answer carefully!
Yes!
Hint 1.
After this, the animals will…
Hello? I'm Minimuni! Who are you?
I'm Kakko-chan!
…take this pose.
Please pay close attention to each one of them.
Let's start with the first one, Usagi-san, please.
Usagi-san, please raise your hand.
Hello, I'm Minimuni. Who are you?
Yes!
Minimuni-san!
Next up is Saru-san, please.
Hello, I'm Minimuni. Who are you?
What?
That's frustrating!
Next up is Buta-san, please.
Hello, I'm Minimuni. Who are you?
Next up is Ino-san, please.
Hello, I'm Minimuni. Who are you?
Next up is Mirai-san, please.
Hello, I'm Minimuni. Who are you?
I feel like I practiced.
It's perfect.
Everyone, you still don't know, right?
No, not at all.
How was it?
Everyone was too good.
Everyone...
I'll skip the judo question.
So far, so good.
Not at all.
Next hint.
Tomorrow, July 18th, is the day of the sea.
Listen to the word "sea" and draw a picture of it.
Look at the word and picture carefully and draw a picture of it.
Please draw it.
I don't know what it is.
They look cute.
They look like dolphins.
They are cute.
Dolphins look like dolphins.
Did you draw it?
Okay, now, show me what you wrote together of five people, please!
Okay, first of all, the first rabbit is watermelon, right? Do you like eating watermelons?
Yes, thank you.
Next, the monkey is a dolphin.
You like dolphins, right?
Yes, thank you.
Next, the pig is curry.
If you say summer, you say curry.
If you say sea, you say curry.
Oh, do you eat curry at home in the sea?
Next, the dog is salty.
Oh, the salt water in the sea is salty.
It feels itchy.
Oh, I see.
The next song is "kakigori".
Oh, "kakigori" feels like summer, doesn't it?
Thank you very much.
Here is the last hint.
You will dance to this song.
Look closely at the dance moves of each member and look for them.
I think this is a very important chance to decide.
Please do your best.
Here is the next song. Music, start!
Everyone is very energetic.
Why is it perfect this time?
It's really perfect!
It's scary this time.
Time's up!
- What should we do? - We didn't get anything right.
- That's all for the hints. - What is it?
- What is it?
You have to get both of them right.
I know you want to leave as soon as possible, but please wait a little longer.
- Be careful, Gon-chan. - You're a bad guy.
Are you ready?
Please take one step forward at a time.
First of all, the Ieshi-type team has Nono as a panda and Aibon as a dog.
Why is that?
Huh?
Like, when they drew it, they deliberately drew the letters roughly, but the way they drew it...
And the dance... the panda was perfect.
It was perfect!
It was perfect, wasn't it?
And they drew hands in an ambiguous time.
Hmm...
I see.
Now, for the Owarai-type team...
Non-chan is a rabbit and Ion-chan is a pig.
- It's the opposite, isn't it? - It's the opposite.
I'm sorry.
- Non-chan is a pig and Kago-chan is a rabbit. - Rabbit!
- Yeah. - I see.
- Maybe? - Why is that?
Maybe...
- It's like... - It's like...
- At first, I thought the dog was suspicious. - Yeah.
- But, like... - Yeah.
- Later on, like... - It's like...
- It's too obvious! - It's like...
- They did something like Mozart. - Mozart-like.
- But, like... - This is...
- Nono is a pig and Kago-chan is a rabbit. - Rabbit!
- Yes! - Rabbit!
Huh? What's that? What's that?
What's that? Like...
- Huh? - Huh?
What should we do?
- What should we do? - Well, we have to sing either one of them.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- It's fine, right? - They're definitely fighting.
- Tsuji-chan is a pig and Kago-chan is a rabbit. - Huh?
- Yes. - I don't know.
- And for the Korean team... - Yes?
- Tsuji-chan is a pig and Kago-chan is a rabbit. - Rabbit and pig.
Pig.
- Is it like a pig? - Yeah, it's like a pig.
- Like, it's moving... Oh, they're bullying it. - Ivo is like...
- Cool? - Huh?
- Ivo is like a silhouette. - Hey, what are you doing?
- There! - Stop it!
- Oh, it's fine. - It's fine.
- I feel like we could make a show out of this.
- It's fine. - Okay, everyone, are you ready?
- We can't change it, but... - Okay, go!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Okay, here's the correct answer! - I don't know.
Drum roll, start!
This is funny!
- Okay... - I'm scared!
- Okay, then... - I don't feel like raising my hand.
- Nono and Ivo... - I don't know.
Please show me your faces!
- Ah! - Ah!
- No way! - No way!
Tsuji-chan and Kago-chan are here.
Are you guessing correctly?
Here is the result of the shock.
Here is the correct answer.
Drum roll, start!
This is interesting.
Well...
- Well, then... - I have no intention of giving up.
Nono and Aibo, show me your faces!
- Look! - Ah!
- Hot! - Sweet!
- Sticky! - Too good!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
Everyone is correct!
- Ah! - Ah!
- This way! - Aibo's hair is in trouble!
- Really! - I didn't know!
- I thought it was a pig! - But you two did well!
- Really? - You did well!
You were doing well in your own room!
- I don't know! - Wait, wait!
- It's funny! - It's funny!
The pig is leaning, right?
- Ah, ah! - It's leaning!
- We'll be waiting for you anytime! - It was fun!
- This subtle gap which we could see you all from - Is that so?
- Cute! - It was fun.
- Cute! - Cute!
- Thank you, Piggy, Panda and Sal! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- It's W! - Cute!
- Please write to me in Ghanaian. - That's it?!
- I waited for three hours for this! - That's it?!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- That's it?!
- Beatles!
- Brother!
- Where are you?!
- Brother!
- Brother?! - We need to talk.
- Talk...?
- Then we could talk at home...
- You can't talk at home because Dad is home...
It's not good for my dad to know about it.
Is it a secret from your dad?
Actually...
What is it? Tell me.
Actually...
Hey! You two!
Who are you talking about?
It's you two! You two!
You two are talking about us?
Yes, we are talking about you two.
But why are you dressed like that?
Why?
I'm only wearing this because it's the only thing I can wear.
That's suspicious.
Suspicious? I'm Bambi!
I want to know more about you, so come with me!
Why?
Hey!
Wait for me!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you two? You don't look good.
What's wrong with you, Tanaka?
Wait a minute.
Be careful with what you say.
Yes, senpai!
Yes, you too!
Yes, senpai!
And?
These two are a little creepy, so we were looking for them.
Creepy?
Dad?
Dad!
It's not creepy at all.
Their makeup and dressing are so normal for them.
Really?
Really!
Seriously, you two.
That's not a police officer's way of talking.
Stop it!
Yes, senpai!
She's right.
She's honest and nice.
What's wrong with you two? You're cute!
No, no, it's nothing.
Um, really...
You're making me feel bad.
Really...
It's fine.
That's how the world is, you know?
But you know you're funny, don't you?
No, you're cute.
Oh, well...
You're cute from any angle.
I see.
But I'm really sorry about that.
I apologize.
Well, then...
Let's go to the battle hall.
No way!
Do your best.
I'll do my best.
Do your best!
I'm sorry.
Denny...
There's a secret I want to tell you.
What is it?
The secret I want to tell you is...
Actually...
A PENGUIN!
It's huge! It's huge!
You can hear it talking with such a loud voice, can't you?
So, brother, it seems like we have to hide that penguin.
Chiyo, you're an idol.
Hide it?
But, that penguin...
Where is it?
Wait a minute. I'll take you there.
Brother, come out!
This way!
Are you okay?
This is Penko.
Hey, Penko, say hello to my little brother.
Penpen!
Gingi!
Wow!
Gingi!
You can say hello and sit down.
And you can do boxing, too!
Bro!
Boxing?
Can you do boxing, too?
Yeah!
Then let's do it!
One, two, three, hey!
Penpen!
Gingi!
Yeah!
Penpen!
Gingi!
Bro, you're so cool!
You're like Michael Jackson!
Yeah, you're like Michael Jackson!
Then do it for me, too!
Okay!
Then let's do it!
One, two, three, hey!
Penpen!
Gingi!
Penpen!
Gingi!
We can debut, right?
Can we debut?
Yeah!
They're over there!
Penpen!
Nice to meet you!
Penpen!
Bro!
Penpen!
If you get caught, we'll hide you!
We'll hide you!
Yeah!
We'll put you in a zoo!
Penpen, let's go!
Let's run away!
Penpen!
I'll handle this!
Yeah!
Penpen!
Come here!
Yeah!
Penpen!
I'm the cutest maid in the maid industry's 4000 years of history!
What are you saying?!
If you say anything else, I'll fire you!
I'm sorry...
By the way, you were with a penguin just now, weren't you?
Huh?!
Penguin?!
What's a penguin? I don't know.
You're lying! You're lying! You're lying!
I saw it with my own eyes! With my own eyes! With my own eyes!
Oh, I see.
Well, it can't be helped. He went over there.
Oh, you're honest. He went over there, didn't you?
Yes.
Well, everyone, let's go!
Yes!
Ahaha! Ahaha! Ahaha!
Don't mess with me! Give it to me!
Yes!
Oh, then I'll do it, too!
Well, let's go!
Yes!
Weirdo.
Oh, thank goodness.
Hitosuji-kun!
Oh! Oh! Oh my god!
Mom, what's Taika doing?
Oh, he's cutting wood. His little brother is surrounding him now.
Oh, thank goodness. Hitosuji-kun!
Thank you!
Oh! Oh! Oh my god!
You two! You've become friends!
W-we have?
Wow! That's great!
You two always had a fight, didn't you?
That's why I was so worried about you and the teacher!
That's right! Give me another hug!
Tsubomi-chan!
Mom!
I, Shirayuri-kei, am not going to hold such a despicable girl's hand!
Despicable?!
That's right, Mom! Your make-up is despicable enough!
My make-up is despicable?!
Doctor?! Can I have a moment?!
Let's get out of here!
Don't leave me behind!
Wait for me!
You three, get ready!
You can't do that!
Let's go!
Morning Musume's new song recording has finally arrived!
And this is the first song recording for 7th unit member Kusumi Koharu!
I'm nervous!
It's been two months since she passed the audition.
She has been taking strict lessons for this new song recording.
Meow!
Why aren't you doing your best?!
Go home!
It's finally time to show the results of her hard work!
Before the recording, Kusumi checks her make-up.
In order to support her, the senior members give her advice.
I'll do my best!
I'm nervous!
I'll do my best so that I can do it in one go!
Kusumi Koharu's debut single "Iroppoi (Sexy) Jirettai (Self-destructive) " is finally in production!
Let's go!
Thank you for coming!
After this, the new song "Iroppoi (Sexy) Jirettai (Self-destructive) " will finally be on TV for the first time!
Don't miss it!
"Shinsei Morning Musume"'s 27th single "Iroppoi (Sexy) Jirettai (Self-destructive) " will be on TV for the first time!
Hurry...
Ahead on the road
Unstoppable music
A bouquet from a lover
Only reaches me in the middle of the night
If you're drunk, anyone can dance
Happy End Story
If you're kind, I'll forgive you
But I'll ask you for more
Iroppoi (Sexy) Jirettai (Self-destructive)
Kiss more!
A passionate heartbeat of love
A smiling star and a praying heart
I want you to see this love
Colorful Cupid, cold kissboker, hot heartbeat of sexy island
Smiling stars and excited afternoon, I want you to see this love
Colorful Cupid, cold mission and forever and ever of sexy island
I love you, miracle, precious to the future, I want you to embrace me forever
At first, I couldn't do it at all, and I thought about what to do.
But with this recording, I think I was better than I was at first.
I want to practice more and become better so that I can catch up with my seniors.
[Summer]
Is it delicious?
Noodles are the best in summer.
Speaking of summer...
What?
Speaking of summer...
Condensed milk shaved ice...
Ramen...
Ice cream...
Purple sweet potato soft serve ice cream...
Wait a minute.
You say purple sweet potato all year round.
By the way, you always talk about food all the time.
You don't talk about age all the time.
Aloha!
Ohume!
Aloha!
Is this Hawaii?
No, no, no.
Is this Hawaii?
What are you saying?
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Don't pass in front of me!
Excuse me, who are you?
It's me!
I'm Eric Kamedo, who you know from before!
Eric-san, but your clothes are different from usual, aren't they?
That's right!
I went on vacation to Waihaa.
Yes, that's right.
And I bought a souvenir for you all!
Oh!
How thoughtful of you!
I'm happy about the souvenir!
I bought this chocolate and this, but...
The number doesn't match, does it?
But...
You don't need sunglasses!
It's 2,800 yen!
Ah!
It's 2,800 yen!
No, no, no.
You don't need it, do you?
You do!
There's also somen noodles.
But this chocolate is really good.
Who are you?
Ah! I'm sorry for the delay!
I'm Princess Saimin, a super high-grade member of Harpo's Business Secretariat!
Nice to meet you!
By the way, what are you doing here?
Today, I brought a product that's perfect for summer!
I don't need sunglasses, but...
Give me that!
Yes!
Eric-san!
Yes!
Are you guys fighting?
It's kind of weird, but...
Here it is!
It will be on sale this Wednesday, July 20th!
Matsuura Aya Concert Tour 2005 Spring!
The 101st Kiss! Hand in Hand DVD!
Yes!
Did you say "101st?"
You said "101st," didn't you?
101st...
Kiss! Hand in Hand...
Hand in Hand?
Get it written in Roman characters!
It's weird to say it in Katakana!
It's easy to say, isn't it?
Easy, isn't it?
Yes!
Today's DVD is full of hit songs, and you can enjoy a close-up version of "Do you like it or not?" as a visual benefit.
Yes, sorry! What is a close-up version?
That's right, a close-up version is when you can enjoy yourself from any angle you like.
Wow, that sounds fun!
Ayayaya.
Hey, say something that works for you, Kame-chan!
I'm Matsura Aya!
Kame-chan!
Next product is...
Yes, Eri!
Yes!
On this Sunday, January 21st,
it will be released!
"GUTTAS BRILLIANTIS HP OFFICIAL GUIDE BOOKT 3 SALS 3"!
Oh!
Yes!
I want to see it!
This is...
It's from the first half of 2005...
Kami-hanki?
"Junki" is "Kame-chan"!
So it's "gehanki"?
Wait, wait!
Eri, you're stupid!
No, I'm not.
You're stupid!
It's "kawaii aho" (cute idiot)
kawaii aho
"kawaii aho" is fine.
It's a photo album of Kami-hanki's "GUTTAS BRILLIANTIS HP OFFICIAL GUIDE BOOKT 3 SALS 3".
Yes, it's a book with a lot of meanings.
I took a picture of it.
I also went to a futsal clinic and played futsal with other girls.
Since it's a special occasion,
before you buy it, please have a chat with Eri.
She said "buy it"!
She said "play it" before she said "buy it"!
Well...
Well, well, well...
She took my personal record.
Saimin!
Bring me that.
Yes!
Yes, Eri!
Yes!
Yes, this is it.
This is a soccer ball.
With this soccer ball...
Fileting...
What did you say?
Miffing!
You're stupid, aren't you?
You're definitely stupid!
However! However!
Yoshino and Kong should be able to do it.
Therefore...
I think...
Nakada should be able to do it first.
I want to see it! I want to see it!
The music is good!
I'm excited!
I want to see it quickly!
It's half and half.
Here I go!
What are you going to do?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Cameraman, please keep up with me!
Miffing!
Once! Twice!
Three times!
Well, that's it for today.
Since we have a special guest, Sayumin...
I'd like to show you Eric and Sayumin's passionate dance.
Is this okay?
Here you go!
Thank you!
I think it's funny, but is it okay?
Music, welcome!
*laughs*
It's painful.
You said "it's painful" at the end.
I don't know. Deal with it yourself.
Ah, well, since we're here, let's...
Excuse me.
I've heard that a lot of cute people gather here, but I'm relieved that it's not like that.
Really? Really?
Thank you very much!
Hurry up and run away!
Excuse me.
Why do you get happy when I give you a wedding invitation in June?
I'm sorry, but I can't tell you.
*laughs*
The three professors will answer your questions about cute people.
Today's questions are about June Bride and cute people.
Do you know about them?
And the professors who will answer them are...
Professor Abe, who has read 20,000 books so far.
Professor Iida, who studies for 22 hours a day.
And finally, a new professor, Professor Tsuji.
I'm still new in Japan, so please give me an easy- to- understand explanation.
Yes, it's an easy-to-understand explanation.
They say "June Bride", but why do you get happy when you get married in June?
There must be a reason.
You have to know it.
If you don't know it, you can't get married.
You have to tell Yuu-chan about it.
Do you have an ideal wedding day?
Not 365 days...
What do you mean?
An island where you can see the sea 360 degrees.
And you want to have a wedding.
I'll start with Professor Abe.
Yes, please.
You need a lot of flowers for a wedding.
So, in one year, you need a lot of flowers, which means you need a lot of flowers in June.
For example, what kind of flowers?
For example, sunflowers, tulips...
There are many kinds of flowers.
You didn't say anything about flowers blooming in June, did you?
I'll tell you about it.
Yes.
Professor's theory is...
No, no, no.
Please.
June is a rainy season.
So, you need a lot of flowers for a wedding.
You're joking again.
It's raining again today because it's rainy season.
It's raining again tomorrow because it's rainy season.
You need a lot of flowers for two consecutive days.
What do you do if it continues for three consecutive days?
You need a lot of flowers for two consecutive days.
It's said that rain makes you drool.
Water makes you drool, too.
Oh, I see.
I see.
The reason why June is good for marriage is...
Because I was born in June.
You look like you were born in June.
Wow!
Here's the real answer for you who are watching TV.
June is "June" in English.
It's about Juno, the guardian deity of marriage in Greek mythology.
That's why it's said that women who get married in June will be happy.
Let me introduce the next Urooboe mail.
What is "uro" in "urooboe"?
That's sad. You thought it was "uru", didn't you?
I thought it was "uru" and not "uro".
I'll go first.
Everyone's answer is "uro uro".
Does it mean you're walking around?
It's like a maze where you can't find the answer.
Professor Abe uses "uro" in "urooboe" and "uro" in "utsurome" and "uro" in "taeri" and so on.
You say what you want to say.
But your drawings are always weird and unconvincing.
Wait a minute!
You add your drawings and express what you want to say.
Professor Abe's drawings are weird and unconvincing.
You don't look like a human being.
I thought your hairstyle looked like a hoagie.
Thank you.
It means "let's learn slowly".
"uro uro" means "slowly".
It means "let's learn one thing at a time slowly and surely".
If you say "let's learn slowly", it's like "let's learn somehow".
But you can't do that in school.
What is "uro uro"?
If you learn quickly like Professor Chiji or Professor Abe, you won't be able to learn.
Thank you.
"uro uro" means "let's learn slowly" and "uro uro" means "let's learn somehow".
It's like you're writing kanji without being serious.
It's perfect, but it's not perfect.
It's nicely organized, though.
But here is the real answer.
According to Goji, if you write "uro" in kanji, you will get the word "utoi".
"Utoi" means "not knowing well".
That's why "uro uboi" refers to vague and uncertain memories.
At Uro Uboi Seminar, you can ask us any questions you may have.
You can apply from the show's homepage.
Next week is the annual "Noryou ogiri" festival.
The yukata season has finally arrived this year!
With a delicious smell, W. Kani appears in her work!
Ishikao-san!
From her well-known three-lettered works to Puppet Muppet-san's jokes!
It's Puppet Day now!
And what happened to the three of them?
Here is a gift announcement.
From Dairo Collective, DVD players for easy operation and high-quality video sound quality.
And from the Japanese Decord Association, music gift cards that can be exchanged for various music video software.
You can apply for each of them from our website.