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In this episode, Goki and Roki join forces and help each other.
This time, Shinmai Policeman Mikishin is arrested!
Beautiful Kusumi records for the first time!
And then, something terrible happens!
Now, here's the question!
Do you know what "ponzumapon" is?!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Otocchan and okassan!
I am H.M.P., Harumoni Kotoba Pro!
In this episode, we'll be holding a survival death match between Goki, Vs. Roki, and Honou!
First up, we have our players!
Red corner!
Goki's team enters the ring!
The rampaging Chinadress and his bodyguards!
Doraemon and Aiyi!
Next up is the resurrected Moeru Toukon!
Antion Makoto!
Next up is the devouring Chubaku!
Tripple Konkon!
And last but not least,
Moero's second son!
Bruce Lee!
Next up, blue corner!
Roki's team enters the ring!
The hellish push and pull!
Abdominal Big T!
Next up, we have Oshioki's team!
Sailor Kame!
And last but not least,
Fukuoka's mentaiko fighter!
Fascinating Raider!
And last but not least is...
Sticking a needle in an ugly cloud!
Nurse Sayomee!
Debrie's entry is very exciting!
Don't get confused!
Debrie Yoshizawa!
The person who suggested this project is...
none other than the leader, Yoshizawa Hitomi-san!
Please explain your intentions!
Yes! The reason I wanted to do this project is...
seven members...
Kusumi, Koharu-chan...
will be joining us!
But before that!
As a senior...
in my entertainment life up until now...
with what kind of "ge" power...
me and Rocky...
how "ge" we can do...
we have planned a survival match!
The results of our daily study...
will be shown to me...
and to all of you watching on TV!
What happens if Rocky wins?
Then Rocky and Goki's positions will be reversed.
Does that mean Goki can use Goki's chin?
Yes, yes.
So if there's more meat in a bento box than fish, it's definitely Goki's meat.
No, no, no, no.
Why, why?
What would you do if you were me?
Hey, you two!
Put it on your back.
No, no, no, no.
You can't do that!
No, no, no, no.
You can't do that!
This is also possible.
It's possible.
So this is a serious match.
Yes, yes.
And this time, we've invited two teams to play against each other.
Let me introduce you!
In the red corner, Goki, and my own joke fighter, Daita Beauty Hikaru!
In the blue corner, Goki, and my own joke fighter, Daita Beauty Hikaru!
She's a self-sacrificing fantasist who changes the world with her unique energy!
It doesn't matter.
It's a big one that's close to an A-type.
Is it just me?
I don't think I can lose to a 6th generation.
I'm in a good mood, so I'll sing.
It doesn't matter.
6th generation.
Thank you.
So, Mr. Daita, thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
You're pretty rivalistic of Rocky, but...
Yes, I'll crush him.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
He's got a strong spirit, but...
Yes.
Now, and the blue corner for him, Rocky's sketch, "Word Magician," Strong Hosshan!
(Applause)
His own sketch, Strong Hosshan!
He's a latecomer who's good at being late.
Yes, Aika-chan.
This is as it is.
Shikoku would be fine, wouldn't it?
Moro Shikoku, right?
Yes, Tokushima, Kochei, Himekawa, right?
Um... Udon! I'll decide on my nickname "Udon."
I've seen Mom's Musical, which brings everyone together to save an abandoned amusement park.
I'm Hosshan. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
I like it.
Oh, this way.
Yes.
You two are also very "koshutsu"... "koshutsu"...
"koshutsu"...
"koshutsu" team, but what do you think of it?
It's my 30th birthday recently.
Wow!
Thank you.
(Applause)
I think it's a fashion suitable for a 30-year-old family.
Thank you.
She bit me.
(Laughter)
I forgot to say this, but losers get a punishment game.
Yes.
Yoshii will punish you.
Yes.
Wow!
I'll punish you, too.
You can't. You can't.
I'll punish you right away.
Of course, you two are also...
Why? Are we related?
Are we also related?
We're a team.
I'm really scared of Yossi's punishment.
It's nothing like that. I'll stab you with a knife.
Be careful.
Who will win?
Goki vs Roki's Gachinko Survival Battle
Begins now!
In this show, which has become a standard in Halloween, Goki and Roki have one thing in common.
When words that fit the theme collide and come up with a decision, they win.
Or, when effective words stack up points, and the referee decides that it's a draw, the decision is made.
Individual matches and team matches are held, and the team with the most wins wins.
It's a battle with a lot of effort.
All right, all right!
Taimanin Fifth Match!
At first, it's a one-on-one individual match.
Now, both teams, please decide the order in which you will play.
First of all, let's form an order.
This is also a key point that affects the outcome.
As a result...
It's going to be an interesting battle.
I see.
Isn't it going to be pretty interesting in the middle?
What kind of battle will it be?
Now, it's the bell of fate!
The first individual match will be held.
In the red corner, Dragon Eye.
And in the blue corner, Hustle Rainer!
Now, let me announce the topic of battle.
The topic is...
Words that make you feel the summer.
Let's start with you, referee.
Are you ready?
Words that make you feel the summer.
It's a lunch show.
Words that don't make you feel the summer.
Don't say "actions" that don't make you feel the summer.
Are you ready?
Now, both of you...
Gong.
Fight!
Yeah!
Acha!
Reime!
Oh, nice.
Chinchilla-rin.
Pudding.
Bikini.
Oh, point!
Final!
Sunny...
Summer Karimisan!
Oh, nice.
Wonder Slider!
Willow!
Yeah!
Yes.
It's completely...
How was it?
Yes, it was an easy win.
It was an easy win.
It was an easy win, Ai-chan!
It was really good.
But there were some really good words.
It was good.
"Bikini" was the best point.
Was it?
In the first match, Hustle Rainer won by KO including points.
And...
In the second match...
In the red corner...
Bruce Lee!
Yeah!
In the blue corner...
Sarah Cameron!
Here is the question.
Strong words.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Fight!
Hello! Project All-Stars.
Are you ready?
"Gazen tsuyome?" (Is Gazen strong?)
Point! A little point!
No way! Really?
"Haiyoku mannten de..." (Full of lung capacity)
"Mannten de..." (Full of lung capacity)
Full of lung capacity!
"Nakazawa Yuka!" (Yuka Nakazawa)
Point!
Yes!
No way!
"Kyouryoku nenchaku sechakuzai." (Sticky adhesive)
I don't know!
OK! OK!
"Goku...buto...ra...ben!" (Extreme...fat...ramen!)
I don't know!
Wait! Wait!
"Fuzaken ja ne yo!" (Don't mess with me!)
You are weak!
Don't mess with me!
"Ganko itte..." (Be stubborn...)
Correct!
Why?
Why did you say "Ganko itte"?
Because you are stupid, right?
Not stupid...
You did it!
Because you had a good point, right?
I gave you a point, but...
Winner!
You did it!
Bruce Lee didn't make any sense in the beginning.
Really?
Yeah, I couldn't understand a word at all.
Why?
He said "full stomach."
Yes.
Full stomach!
Full stomach! Full stomach!
I took a lot of Seina's ramen.
It was perfect for me.
I thought I was getting stronger.
I wanted you to say "punishment" instead of "like."
Should I say it?
Can I say it?
Sure.
"Punishment" instead of "like"!
Eyebrows!
You two can use that momentum in a match.
Please do it.
In the second match, Bruce Lee won with a one-shot KO.
Now, for the next match...
In the red corner...
Daita Beauty Hikaru!
I'm going.
And in the blue corner...
Abdola "the" Mickey!
I'm going to win.
I'm really looking forward to this match.
Here's the topic.
Words that shake your heart.
Yes.
Let's start with you, Referee.
Okay!
Shaking my heart?
Please shake your heart.
Viewers, please shake your heart.
Here we go!
Kong!
Kong?
Fight!
It got even tastier.
It started in the cold.
I want to be with you forever.
Point!
Correct!
What is it?
Point! Point!
Go! Go!
Loving someone is painful.
Kimo-chan!
Point!
Go for it, Miki!
Forever youthful. Forever moved.
I love you to death.
Correct!
Daida-san, did you feel like you were amazing?
Well, well, well, well... Is it the age of life?
That's right!
You have a lot of experience.
That's right. Well, I've been told many times...
No, I haven't been told!
You want to be told!
In your delusions?
That's right. In my delusions, I've been spreading my wings like every day.
The fourth match!
In the red corner, Princess Konkon!
And in the blue corner, Nurse Sayumin!
Let me announce the topic!
"Sexy Words"!
Yes!
I think you two are pretty good at this.
Konkon, you're sexy!
Well, then...
Fight!
Collagen.
Black hair.
Curly hair.
Thighs.
Mont Blanc pudding.
Shadowy eyebrows.
Ishikawa Urika.
Yoshida Otomi! Yoshida Otomi! Yoshida Otomi!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Put it in one. In one.
What's that?
Put it in one.
That's good!
Who's going to decide?
Don't use people.
Who?
Ready... Fight!
Kon kon, you're sexy!
Usachan piece!
Chillerism.
What?
You're sexy!
Gymnastics.
Winner!
I... I cheated.
I'm the cheating winner.
Is gymnastics sexy?
Yes, very.
In the end, Nurse Saimin won and they're tied at 2 wins.
Then I'll announce it.
Red corner, Antonio Makoto!
Yay!
What should I do?
White and blue corner, Zong Hosshan!
This is definitely different!
Even if it's a result, I'm going to lose!
Please don't leave me!
She's a girl.
I'll announce the topic.
Ah, this is important.
The world's most proud and beautiful Japanese language.
I'm not good at this.
I'm not good at this area.
It's not beautiful.
Then, Referee, thank you.
Then, thank you for your beautiful words.
I'll say it.
Fight!
Amanatto.
That being said...
Your Japanese is beautiful.
Uguisujo.
What is it?
Amagami.
What is that?!
Wait, wait, wait...
Tatami?
Yoshizawa Hitomi.
Point!
Minus point!
Yoshizawa Hitomi opening the door.
Yoshizawa Hitomi eating Imoyoukan.
Point!
Yoshizawa Hitomi eating Imoyoukan.
Winner!
Imoyoukan...
It felt like it was the last battle.
Were you nervous?
I was a little pressured.
You were pressured.
I was pressured.
More than you thought?
Yes.
I don't look like it, but my Japanese is strong.
It's just the words.
Because the entrance...
What was it?
The first thing you said...
The first thing you said was "amanatto".
Amanatto?!
You eat a lot of amanatto and imoyoukan, don't you?
I love eating them!
Oh, is that so?
Excuse me for that.
With Antonio Makoto's victory, each team leads and the individual battle is over.
As you can see, in the individual battle, the six teams are in a big reversal!
And the skaters are out of control and they're in a big mess!
Battle
Wow! What a nice day!
Let's go on a patrol!
Yeah!
No, I'm not!
Watch out!
No, I'm not!
I'm a senior, so I say "yes", right?
Yes!
Sorry about that!
Not at all!
You don't have to do that!
I'm counting on you!
You too!
Please!
No, I'm not!
That's not a good attitude!
Yes!
Sorry about that!
Watch out!
You're so cute!
Nice to meet you!
I'm the cutest police officer in the history of the police station's four thousand years!
The police station has a history of four thousand years?
Who is it?
I don't know!
I'm Michishige, who was dispatched to Ekimaikogan!
Oh! I heard about you!
Yes!
I'm Nakazawa!
I'm Takahashi!
You're under arrest!
Who?
Who are you talking about?
We're bad people from all over the country!
You too!
You're under arrest!
Aren't you going to get caught?
I'm scared!
I don't know what's going on!
Senior!
There's a strange person!
That person is always like this!
Senior!
I don't know who you are!
Do we have to help you?
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
I caught a cold and I have a fever.
Oh!
Shouldn't you go to the hospital?
I'm not going to the hospital.
I won't be able to see you again.
I'm in trouble.
Hiromi!
Why?
Go. Go. Go. Go. Go, Hiromi!
Hiromi...
What's up with you? You don't look so good.
I've got a fever.
Let me see...
Achi, chi, achi...
Let me see...
Achi, chi, achi...
Let me see...
Over there, over there, is it burning up there?
Oops, sorry.
I won't stop you.
Let's see.
Over there, over there, is it burning up there?
That's enough! Why don't you go to the hospital?
Right.
Let's go to the hospital.
Let's see.
Over there, over there, is it burning up there?
Well, let's go to work.
Right.
I'll arrest you.
That's enough. Welcome.
Walking is really fun.
Mameko!
I like you!
You're funny.
I told you before, didn't I?
I'm an orphan, so I can't love you both at the same time!
Huh?
I brought you a present.
Huh?
I brought you a present!
I'm so happy!
So, what kind of present is it?
I'll go out with the one who gives me a lovely present!
Okay.
Let's do it.
I won't lose.
Hurry up and show me the present!
Mine is...
I don't want it! I don't need it!
Put it on me!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Teacher! Help me!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Mariko, you don't like it, do you?
Was it okay for you?
I don't like it.
Really...
The teacher said so!
It doesn't matter, does it?
What did you say?!
You idiot!
Don't talk back to me!
Don't!
I respect you, teacher!
Just like what my dad said the other day, right?
It's my dad!
Ouch! It hurts!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
What are you doing to me, teacher?
No, it's not like that, dad.
It's you, teacher...
Don't talk back to me!
Ouch!
The truth is...
Don't talk back to others!
What's with those eyebrows?!
Tomiko, prepare it!
You're doing it here?!
Tomiko, prepare it!
Yes!
Honey! Yes!
Alright!
Good morning!
This year, this year...
Congratulations on your 5th anniversary!
That's not it!
I'm sorry!
Tomiko, prepare it! Yes!
Good!
Idiot!
That's not it!
This is it! This is it!
Hurry up and prepare it!
Yes!
Alright!
You idiot!
Why are you doing this to your teacher?!
A teacher is someone you respect!
Dad, that's enough!
Shut up!
I knew it!
Stop it!
A mother should not say anything!
Ah, it's fun again!
Senpai, please stop it!
No, you go ahead!
No, I don't want to!
I'll stop you!
Stop it!
If you don't, you'll be arrested!
Who are you talking to?!
Dad!
Even so, you're so cute!
One line, one line!
I'll train you!
Let's go!
Follow me!
Tomiko!
Yes!
You too!
Yes!
You're wrong!
We're not bad!
Everyone, keep running!
Honey, love me too!
What a weird family...
Next is "Word Pro-Wrestling Team Battle Survival Battle Tag Match Championship"!
From now on, it's a 5-on-5 match.
Use the same topics and switch players.
It's a match where 5 and 6 teams work together.
Let's hear their enthusiasm.
Team "Word Pro-Wrestling Team Battle Survival Battle Tag Match Championship"
Since we're a team...
- Yes, teamwork is important. - Yes, teamwork is important.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- We're friends. - Really?
- Yes. - Can we win?
- I think we can win. - Please do your best.
- We'll win easily. - And "Word Pro-Wrestling Team Battle Survival Battle Tag Match Championship"...
- Yes. - Yes.
- Yes, even if we're a team, we only get the same answers.
- So we'll split up. - Yes, yes.
- Let's do it.
- Yes, let's show our personalities. - Yes.
- I see. - Yes.
Now, it's finally time for the team battle.
You can play tag with anyone.
The other rules are the same as the individual match.
Word Pro-Wrestling Team Battle Survival Battle Tag Match Championship
- "Shocking words said recently." - Oh!
- Oh!
- Then, the four of you who are left alone, please support the ring. - Yes.
- Here we go. - Yes.
Gong.
- Have you gained weight recently? - Yes.
- You look ugly recently, don't you? - What do you mean?
- Did you buy new money? - No, I didn't.
- Touch! - Wow!
- Well... - Is it like this?
- The way you laugh is different from others, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- Don't you have dark eyebrows again recently? - What?
- Please listen to me. It's like this, isn't it?
- What? - Why?
- I'm shocked. - Touch!
- Is it like this? - Wait, wait, wait.
- Is it like this? - Ouch!
- What is it like? - What is it like?
- Wait, what is it like? - Aren't you looking away today?
- I'm shocked. - What is it like?
- Usa-chan, peace! It hurts!
- By the way, why don't you stop wearing that tie?
- It hurts, doesn't it? - It doesn't fit anymore.
- Did you wear it? - What is it like?
- Your nose is a little pig-like.
- Your pores are big.
- I don't like it!
- Brother! - Wait!
- Who are you?
- I'm a rocker.
- Your wrinkles are big.
- Good morning. No, no, no. Please write your name here.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Your body is gross, isn't it? - Your body is gross, isn't it?
- After all, it's raining and you get wrinkles.
- You're already 16 years old, so get a grip!
- I told my mother.
- The rice in Hong Kong looks like Tenshin-don.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Can you stop leaving that yogurt?
- I'm sorry!
- Why do you have such a grin? Stop it!
- What's wrong? What's wrong?
- I wish everyone would pass by, but when we're alone, we don't talk.
- Really!
- The restaurants that Hong Kong takes you to aren't very good, are they?
- That's a shock.
- When I said "touch", everyone lowered their hands.
- I'm sorry!
- When I said "touch", everyone lowered their hands.
- As a woman, I can't see it.
- When I touched Iida-san, I was told I can't touch her.
- She looks like a bad person.
- Hey, hey, hey! Shut up!
- Iida!
- I don't know anymore!
- First, the referee decides who won and the team wins!
- Next team match, I will announce the topic of the second match.
- Words that irritate you!
- Okay, okay, okay!
- Fight!
- Of course!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
You can do it yourself!
When you're about to take a bath and you just got in, your mom says "Your favorite TV show has started!"
- That's not what I meant! - That's not what I meant!
- It can be your daily life! - What did you say?
- One minute! - Two minutes! - Three minutes! - Four and five minutes!
- I don't know what you're talking about! - What is that?
- You should change it! - What should I do?
When we interview people, they always ask me "What do you say to a celebrity you get along with?"
- Do you get irritated? - Do you get irritated?
When I asked her "Do you eat this?" she said "Hmm... I don't know... What should I do?"
- What did you say? - I'm sorry!
When I'm trying my best to say something, I can't say it!
- What? - You can get irritated!
When you're out of service and you come to say you're sorry again!
It's irritating!
I have a cell phone without a pad and I'm from Rokuman.
- Irritating! - No!
- Out of town! - Oh, it's irritating!
For road information, I'm currently in the city and the traffic is 800km/h.
That's irritating!
Strong and innovative, rock band Somely!
There's only one difference!
Shall we move on to the third match?
Here's the next topic!
What does your mother say to you a lot?
Here we go!
When you go to the bathroom, close the door properly!
Hey you! Can you say something better and leave the room?
It looks like you're pushing her!
You're cuter these days!
Clean up!
You haven't done it yet! Stop it!
You picked it up from under the bridge...
What is it?!
Amao is sweet and round and delicious and...
What was it again?
I've heard it about three times!
Your mother is funny!
Just do whatever you like!
Can you say something better and leave the room?
That's irritating!
Who is it?
There's someone else!
Hikaru, you were slippery today!
Oh, I was slippery!
The winner is...
The goki team!
Konkon, you're doing your best, aren't you?
Really?
Konkon, does your mom often scold you like that?
There's something I don't understand.
What's "amao"?
"Amao"...
There's a strawberry called "amao", right? A big strawberry.
Everytime I buy it...
"Amao" means "sweet", "round", "delicious", and "uu" means "what"
She always says that!
Thank you!
The match is over!
Who will win?
And the penalty game is...
Now, all matches are over!
Let's announce the overall results!
The goki team won by 5 points, and the rock team won by 3 points!
So, Yosuke, how was it?
Well, you know, everyone does it unexpectedly, don't they?
But you know what?
Why don't you just rip it apart?
Rip it apart?
You can just pop it apart.
Oh, pop it apart.
And so,
the loser, Rocky, will be punished by Yosuke,
but before that, please put this on.
What is it?
Put the balloon on his head and stand by.
What will happen to the punishment from the leader?
Now, I'll give you one last chance.
What is it?
I'll give you a question now.
If you can answer it nicely, you're safe.
If you can't answer it nicely,
I'll rip the balloon apart without mercy.
Rip it apart?
Now, I'll announce the question.
Here is the question.
Ta-da!
Catchphrase
Like, "If I were you, I'd say 'beautiful and cute Ishikawa Rika.'"
That's good.
If you have one, I'd like to rip it apart.
It's easy to understand.
Yeah, it's easy to understand.
And so...
I'm scared.
Just now, with her eyes, she said, "Don't rip it apart."
I'm begging you, Yocchan, I'm begging you, don't rip it apart.
Can I say it?
Yes, you can.
You may look cheeky, but you're a hunter.
Say it!
You may look cheeky, but you're a hunter.
That's scary!
But it's true.
I'm glad.
It's scary, but...
You don't have to say "it's true," right?
It's embarrassing, right?
Okay, okay.
Like you just did,
please show off more and more.
Yes, even if it's something you don't know about.
It's okay if you don't know about it.
It's important.
Yes.
I'm scared!
Scary!
You're always told it's cold,
but you still work hard,
you're Kamen Yori!
Ah!
You scared me!
- I thought you'd never come! - It's pretty cold.
I thought you'd never come!
It was really cold.
- No use. There's no meaning to it. - No use.
- Make a "ochi" (fall) - Ochi?
- Ah... - It's already cracked.
- Yes, but it's too cold. - Yes, it's too cold.
- Let's go. - Wait, I can't do it.
I really can't do it.
It looks like everything is fine,
but in fact,
it's a little messy.
It's cute, so it's okay.
Okay!
Nice to meet you!
You're scary!
I hope you like me!
I'm the best disciple, so I hope you like me!
Yeah, I'm the best disciple, so I hope you like me!
Good luck!
I'm waiting for a prince like you, Yoshizawa-san! I'm Sayami Michishige!
I'm a prince!
This is unfair!
Can you stop that?
You always expect me to be the cutest, don't you?
Yeah, it's unfair!
Can you not say that?
You said "now", didn't you?
Yes! I'm Sayami Michishige, the cutest and cutest princess of all!
Why did you say "now"?
It's not fun to say "now"!
It's not my hobby!
But I like "now" because it's funny!
Yeah, "now" is good!
Lastly, Hoshia-san, please!
It's not fun to say "now"!
Say it later!
It's the senior's skill!
That's right!
Show me your skill!
I don't have anything for you!
Why do you want me to show you my skill?
Are you going to react to me after I'm done?
That's funny!
Are you happy?
I'm a comedian and a boy,
but I'm actually a scary Tanaka Reina!
Why are you Tanaka Reina?
I'm going to be Tanaka Reina!
I was going to imitate you!
Are you serious?
I'm serious!
I was going to imitate you!
So, this time, the 5th member has started,
but soon, the new member, Miracle Kusumiku Haru- chan, will join us!
Until then, let's all pull ourselves together and do our best!
Yes!
And also, Data-san and Hoshia-san, thank you very much for coming today!
Thank you!
If we have another chance in the future...
Please invite me again!
Thank you!
Yes, please!
Thank you!
On July 17th, I'll be doing a solo live show at Rumi Design Yoshimoto!
I know you all have busy schedules, so please sing about 20 songs for me!
Oh, really?
Excuse me, but you're in a rehearsal, aren't you?
I was wondering if I should call you by that name.
Please come!
I'd like to see it!
Yes, please come!
Why are you wearing a camera?
What do you think? It's my real idea!
Sounds like fun!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
This has been the 5th, 5th, 6th, "Fire" survival death match!
"Morning Musume" 7th member, Sumi Koharu...
...has received strict voice training since the announcement of the video...
...to Tsugai-sensei, who has been guiding her up until now.
And finally, with "Morning Musume"'s new song...
...they'll be recording for the first time!
On the first day, they'll be recording a new song as a couple.
It's their first experience of everything!
Senior members, Tanaka, is also serious about recording.
Do your best!
This is nerve-wracking, isn't it?
This is nerve-wracking.
What's this?
With the senior members' encouragement, Sumi's nerves have been relieved a little.
It's finally her turn!
Is it different to stand in front of the microphone and practice yourself?
No, it's not.
It's like, "boom" in my ears.
I miss you a little.
On nights we couldn't see each other.
I like you like this.
I feel weird.
Somehow, I feel like that.
A few days later...
She's finally recording her debut song.
The title is...
Colorful Self-Defense Force.
The senior members have little to do and finish recording in a short time.
Kusumi also wants to continue it, but...
Colorful Self-Defense Force.
But there is a big difference in self-esteem between them and the senior members.
So it's not OK.
Colorful Self-Defense Force.
In the end, only one phrase will take up the senior members' one song.
And next, they will sing a song with the senior members.
But...
You think it's dangerous?
Yes.
Colorful Self-Defense Force.
The three teachers will sing a song with a familiar yet unclear melody.
Colorful Self-Defense Force.
Today's question is...
Why do you say 'far' as 'yakko'?
And...
What's 'pon' in 'ponzu'?
The teacher who will answer this question is...
Professor Abe, who has read 20,000 books so far...
Professor Kako, who is proficient in 15 languages...
Professor Iida, who studies 22 hours a day...
I'm an exchange student, so I hope you'll give me an easy-to-understand explanation.
Okay!
Now, I'll read the first email.
Go ahead.
Why do you say 'yakko' as 'otofu'?
Okay!
I just learned this the other day!
Oh!
I don't know how long it took me, but I just got the answer.
Okay, I'll tell you.
By the way, you three...
Do you like 'otofu'?
- We love it! - We love it!
Here it is!
I'm confident about this!
Ta-dah!
When you say 'tsumetai otofu'...
You don't say 'tsumetai otofu', you say 'hiyayakko', right?
You say 'tsumetai' in Hokkaido dialect...
You say 'kyakkoi' or 'shakkoi'...
You say 'shakkoi' or 'kyakkoi'...
You say 'hiyayakko', 'kyakkoi', 'shakkoi', 'kyakkoi'...
I can understand it very well, but...
What is this?
Hokkaido!
Did Hokkaido look like this?
I don't know!
- I don't know! - I don't know!
What is this? This is Hokkaido!
Okay, it's family time.
'hiyayakko' is...
'yatto koushite otofu ga dekita'
I made 'otofu' with two people called 'w'.
- I saw it. - You saw it?
At the time...
'otofu' was such a difficult thing to make...
'yatto koushite dekiru mono nandayo' came to my mind.
'otofu' is...
'yatto koushite'... 'tofu'...
'hyakko' 'koushite'... 'hyakko' 'hyakko'...
'hyakko' became 'hyakko'.
I see!
This is like Professor Carl's example...
You spend a lot of time making 'tonyuu' (soy milk) and...
'tonyuu' 'hyakko' came into being 'hyakko'.
- That's right! - It's almost identical!
Well, it's similar...
It's the result of Professor Carl's example!
Here, only viewers will know the real answer.
In the first place, "yakkoto" refers to people who served in the Edo period.
Because of the similar shape to the cloak worn on their clothes,
the distant place has become known as "yakko".
Hokkaido. Hokkaido.
So cool! So cool!
I wonder where "otofuhassho" was born.
It was born in the Tohoku region.
It's "tohfuku" region.
Yes! Yes!
OK, let's move on.
Got it!
Now, let me introduce the next mail.
Here you go.
"What is 'ponzu's ponzu"?"
I love ponzu, so I know about it.
I wrote it down.
What kind of food do you use ponzu for the most?
Dipping sauce is also ponzu.
Hamburgers are also ponzu.
Gyoza are also ponzu.
It's delicious!
Can I imitate you next time?
No.
You can't.
Why not?
Not at all.
OK, let's start with Professor Ida.
OK.
I suck up water with a pump and make it.
No, no, no!
This water is, you know, flowing underground.
What?!
Is it water?
Didn't you know?
This is a lot of money.
Is this important?
Yes!
I want it!
I want it! It's different from mine.
It's different from mine.
I'll say it while making fun of you.
OK.
In the past, people used ponzu as a sauce.
It's not sour.
It's like a ponzu made of ponzu and vinegar.
Oh, I see.
That's also sour.
It starts with "ponzu".
Oh...
No, no, no!
This is the answer!
Ta-da!
"Ponzu" means "japanese male" because it was made in Japan.
What?!
Like "ponzu".
I want to know the answer!
You're confident.
Yes, I'm confident about this.
I want it!
Haven't you seen "ponzu" before?
No!
It's scary!
Now, let me tell you the real answer.
"Ponzu" is actually a Dutch word.
In Dutch, "ponz" means "fruits of citrus trees" and "ponz" means "ponz".
So, "ponz" doesn't have any meaning.
You can also put "ponz" in your medicine.
That's good, too.
Where are you from?
Tofukuuchiho.
Why?
Tofukuuchiho is Tofukuuchiho.
That's why.
At Uroboi Seminar, we'll be answering your questions!
Please apply from the show's homepage!
The collab is this year's double unit!
It's pretty hot.
Next week, the proud three units of the Baro Project will appear!
Sexy Automation!
Nobody's sexy.
LG's!
Even their eating habits are sexy.
Puripuripurig!
Um... I'm Puripuri.
To those three units, we've set up an exciting challenge!
Please look forward to next week!
Here's a gift announcement!
From Shinanei, a stylish and easy-to-ride shape frame,
the East Boy original bicycle!
And from the Japan Record Association,
various music video software and music gift cards that can be exchanged,
you can apply for each of them from the mobile site!